Rabid inarticulate grifting narcissist #YouTubeStar Bryan Hawn puts himself on a billboard

Bryan of the Nice Ass. The billboard is in West Hollywood - very gay - so how fitting. Would love to see it.

Hot Buns Bryan.

I remember that douchebag trying to charge a 100 bucks for videos of him shaking his ass. Grifter is the right word.

she needs hair plugs. nice body tho.

Look up Eugenia Cooney if you want to see a horrible case of ... I don't even know what to call it ... on YouTube.

IS he going for the Angelyne schtick?

The black hole pit of despair one must possess in order to go to such lengths to garner this type of external validation. Truly pathological.

Damn copy cat. Billboards are my schtick!

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He literally is an ass.

Christmas has come early...I'd motorboat dat ass for dayz

He has derp face

Isn't saying "inarticulate grifting narcissist" and "YouTuber" redundant?

"You know I think back to when I very first started in my dad's basement just trying to entertain people and make them laugh...now seeing an entire career being paid for me where I can entertain people with my gifts and talents..." Yea, no. Your vids are not entertaining, certainly aren't funny, and who the FUCK told you you have gifts and talents!? Are all narcissists delusional?

PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!

Another decade and all of these whores will have a #metoo story about how they were forced to pimp themselves online.

Gifts? TALENTS?

Her "gifts and talents"??? A big butt???

Lol I have no idea who this gifted talented person is, but the part of this video is throughout his monologue there is heavy machinery and alarms and all sorts of noise fighting with him for attention, makes it all the more cringy. I would have reshot.

"They're literally putting up my billboard as I'm filming...I can't believe I caught them in the act, this is crazy!"

Gurl, please. You camped out there all night waiting. Pan over to the tent.

[quote]Pan over to the tent.

And the taint.

I have no idea what that fast-talker said in OP's video. Slow the F down, man!

Have bootleg uploads of this arrogant ass's X-rated stuff spread around yet?

This grifter deserves all the piracy he gets.

His "brand"? He's an "artist"?

Looks Mexican and retarded.

Hard pass.

He's fronting like he didn't pay to put those up himself

Hasn't = Hawwwtttt what the hell do you want on billboard, a fat injury lawyer staring down at you ?

He's no Bonner Bolton!

I fast-forwarded through this Gladys Glover buttock self-promotion and heard one line— "This billboard represents you guys".

I will quote this line when I next meet my old philosopher friend who says religion is pretty much dead in these days of celebrity culture. Jesus wouldn't be able to compete for attention.

[quote]Have bootleg uploads of this arrogant ass's X-rated stuff spread around yet? This grifter deserves all the piracy he gets.

That's partially what makes him a grifter--he doesn't even HAVE X-rated stuff out there, yet he dupes guys into thinking he does if they'll pony up the $29.99/mo for his OnlyFans or the laughable $100 per Youtube video. From everything I've read, he's never even shown hole (or dick, as if anyone cares about that) in any of these "too explicit for Youtube!" pics or vids. Likely why no one even bothers to spread them.

And then of course there are the fake contests he runs promising cash prizes where no winners are ever announced and the e-book he pimps all over the place telling suckers how they too can "grow a bubble butt" (complete with fake glowing reviews all clearly written by BH himself). He gets Instinct to re-post his vids on their website and then writes adoring comments about himself underneath each video using various aliases and will viciously attack any naysayers by calling them "faqqots" and other such homophobic slurs. Even his calling his Youtube vids "parodies" in order to avoid copyright strikes is a grifter move, as they are anything but parodies.

He has a ton in common with Donald J Trump, actually. The narcissism, the delusion, the grifting, the shameless self-promotion and need for external validation, the use of aliases to build himself up and tear critics down (although Trump at least has the balls to tear his critics down to their faces while BH uses fake screen names for that). This is a real piece of shit we're talking about here.

He has ass implants, right?

He is shocked, shocked at accusations that he could be a prostitute!!!

Tales of woe regarding his subscription service

Not to worry, he will soon be a fattie. Look at his abs. They have that look that fat blobs usually have before they turn into whales. I don't know how to explain it exactly.....he just looks destined to be obese. Then he will have less than the nothing he has now. Next.

His gifs are horrific!!

[quote]He has derp face

Omg...

His retarded face!

I'll never be convinced these YouTube personalities make as much money as they claim.

Has a derp face like Anthony Weiner.

Is he Jewish?

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Omg, I’m dying laughing!!

His life is what most bottoms dream of.

That face and hairline are Jewish.

He's apparently too stupid to realize that kind of media/PR has no correlation to online sales. He could have saved thousands with just a few targeted online ads.

But then, his ass is too much for Facebook and not enough for PornHub etc.

Loser.

Is he wearing a bunch of duct tape here and singing to his vacuum?

That's actually one of his more flattering pics, R39. What the FUCK is wrong with his upper lip!? It looks like it's been put through a meat grinder!

His face quite unnatractive. His ass, while very nice, is less attractive than he would want us to believe. He frequently uses arching of his back to make it seem more pronounced than it is. Rarely will you see him stand upright when showing his ass without arching his back.

Once you see it you can never un-see it!

HOLLYWOOD JEWISH MEN WITH ISSUES - PLEASE STOP INFLICTING YOURSELF ON THE WORLD!!

Looks like he went to a tranny to get his lips pumped with some Home Depot silicone and it shifted and clumped.

So we can expect the same to happen with his ass then, R50?

what a loser!

Compare that wrinkled old douche to this hot piece ...

He thinks "billboard" is capitalized. Go back to school, Bryan.

See you at temple, Bryan!

I was surprised how dumpy his body is in the video that OP posted. He still has a nice ass, but that's all there is left. His face was always unattractive, but now the rest of his body is starting to droop big time.

Tick-tock goes the clock!

His first videos were comedy videos, weren't they?

He doesn't take himself seriously, does he?

I am NOT a prostitute!!! Now give me all your money to look at my shitter.

Lol, r59.

That's a fully padded jockstrap in OP's video. How many socks can he own?!?

R34 "His gifs are horrific!! "

His gifs are fantabulous! There, I fixed it for you.

R46 Bryan always had a somewhat gummy upper lip.

Gummy, R63? He has so much gum it may as well be called Wrigley Field.

His face is SO FUCKING BUSTED!!

He must be 42 years old, minimum.

R65 According to the internet, Bryan Hawn turned 33 last June.

he used to have a billboard on sunset blvd (the shitty part) years ago, promoting his "singing career." I guess lip synching and drinking protein shakes is easier.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, r66!

He wishes!!

Who is R54?

Doesn't he come from money? Did mommy cut him off?

He had his mommy grifting some anti-aging product on Youtube at one point. Sad!

Wasn't he a wild animal trainer or was that someone else?

Old.

Haggard.

Jewish.

Pass.

Momma paid $300k for her current house back in 2006 according to my sources.

Here's momma grifting:

She does look great for 56, but seriously??

Bryan is obviously the pick of the litter.

He is in South Africa now.

Oh, for FUCK'S SAKE. DESPERATE MUCH? AND THOSE AWFUL, GUMMY TEETH. JUST GO SIT DOWN, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

SEXY AS FUCK!!!!

Hideous.

She's this age's Angelyne. Her "music" is CRINGE-WORTHY. She's hot AF.

I once saw her at the bank arguing about a two dollar charge. Her ass is everything in person.

She should wear a burka.

[quote] Her ass is everything in person.

What does that mean?

His mother looks like him with a wig on, which I find disturbing.

R72, he had a hyena when he lived in South Beach.

[quote] he had a hyena when he lived in South Beach.

His mother perhaps? He looks like a hyena.

His channel has had 41,312,284 views in total, since 2008. If he's correctly monetized it, that's an income of $82,624. Over 9 years, it's $9,180 per year.

He must have some other source of income.

[quote] He must have some other source of income.

What could that possibly be?

[quote] He has ass implants, right?

No, Rose: sometimes men on the grift are just naturally born with Jessica Rabbit's ass.

If he's putting himself up on billboards he's clearly advertising his wares for prostitution. Where can i purchase him?

[quote] No, Rose: sometimes men on the grift are just naturally born with Jessica Rabbit's ass.

There are men with natural asses like that.

if I were him, and I were reading these remarks, I'd be tempted to kill myself

He can do that when he hits 40 like other bottoms, R93.

Narcissists rarely kill themselves.

He’s been whoring himself elaborately on YouTube for 9 fucking years....all for les than $10k a year??

HAHAHAHAHAHA

😂 🤣

Bryan Hawn may be a lot like Peter Berlin, who loved to walk around NYC with his shirt off and his enormous package on display in supertight jeans. Berlin almost never put out, but he was incredibly turned on by all the guys who would follow him around salivating.

Hopefully Bryan's brothers actually made something of themselves.

I thought Jews in Hollywood are supposed to be successful.

well, I can attest to the fact that Bryan works very hard on his ass - doing crazy amounts of squats at the gym, like hundreds and hundreds of pounds. I'm not a fan, or a fan boy, but we'd always shoot the shit at the gym in LA. he's nice, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but nice.

[quote]he's nice, not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but nice.

...until you criticize his Youtube drivel. Then he'll call you a stupid faqqot (using an alias account).

Look at his haggard face!

Is he pox?

^poz?

Aging very rapidly.

Given that he's clearly had btt inserts, it's a wonder to me he doesn't get plastic surgery on his face.

He’s going bald.

Here's an article by him. He claims he's at least bi and that he's had no ass implants.

Has anyone in the history of ass implants ever admitted to having them?

I like the skin to have a more alabaster tone to it. Sorry, too olive

What do we make of this? Is momma Hawn pulling some sort of tax hustle?

R109 = Miriam Highbrow-Snowcroft

I drive past that billboard every day, as I live in the area, and it never fails to make me laugh/cringe. Everyone knows he paid for those himself and they aren't affiliated with YouTube's outdoor campaign. I can't believe YouTube would allow him to use their branding design of their legitimate billboards.

[quote]not the sharpest knife in the drawer

This is an accurate description for most people in porn or who escort... or who sell T-shirts and mugs for a living.

[quote]I can't believe YouTube would allow him to use their branding design of their legitimate billboards.

Maybe they didn't & should be made aware. Bwahahahaha

The Santa hat on that aging queen really puts it over the top.

[quote] Rabid inarticulate grifting narcissist

You rang?

[quote] No, Rose: sometimes men on the grift are just naturally born with Jessica Rabbit's ass.

[quote] There are men with natural asses like that.

Who? Which ones?

Has the billboard been taken down yet?

Apparently there are two of them.

One for each cheek?

He needs some of mommy's serum. He should read her blog.

You mean read her e-book, R121. Just $19.99! It has glowing reviews (imagine that).

And may I suggest he read her ultimate brain power book while he's at it (also 5-star reviews across the board! AMAZING!)

If the implants aren't hard, I would still bury my face in there for a week.

Unfortunately, he seems so freakish and damaged right now it would probably be impossible to have any fun with him. Once he's given up on the Pewdy Pie fantasy of making millions through youtube (which only about ten people have ever done), and he's matured and had the implants removed, he would be very sexy. It's clear even though he's had the ass enhanced he still works it out religiously, and usually legs and asses stay fairly muscular for decades (look at Doris Day and Ann Miller up through even their sixties). The Jew-yness only makes him all the hotter, in my eyes.

r107 Where did you get bisexual from that article? He clearly says he is gay and most of it is about his lusting after muscle boys as motivation for his ass...Odd how these "bisexual" trolls try to make every gay man on the web bisexual...

I know, I know. But that ass is perfect.

J'adore Bryan Hawn.

I thought I recognized him. He's the guy who had the pet hyena he had to give up to a sanctuary. Here's one of the videos of him going to visit the beast.

She certainly has that undulating, arched back nailed.

He makes a ton of money from his onlyfans page. The YouTube ad is just a teaser to his onlyfans page.

It looks like overgrown gum tissue. Easy enough to fix, via laser or scalpel. Doesn’t even hurt. I can’t imagine going around like that.

Who is she and why should I care?

His smile is off putting. Ugly teeth. And he looks like he's probably getting injections in his lips as they look bloated and misshapen, like Jeff Lewis.

He's certainly no Rusty Joiner, that's for damn sure.

omg he is following in the fab fug tradition of the old fuk Angelyne

who is payn for all this shit??

some demented old queen with ass implant fetish?

unreal, simply

UNREAL.

ide pay good $$$ to see a vid of that hyena goin after him....

I would so tap Hawn's ass.

R130 What kind of content does he post on his OnlyFans page? Surely not porn?

He makes parody music videos and shows ass in thongs/jocks/nude, but he never shows hole afaik.

He says he makes $10K a month from the onlyfans site. I kind of believe it. He's aging rapidly.

R31 That forum is so... sad lmao. All those angry cunts being outraged that someone hot would tell them that he's not for sale... there is some very weird psychology going on there.

He's a zoology grad and used to be an animal keeper in some sort of zoo or animal sanctuary. Tht's how he got famous, he did cute/slutty videos with a sloth where he showed ass (for real).

R142 Why is he humping the bed while he's "playing" with that sloth?

And I've never seen a sloth move like that either. He's probably in distress because he's trying to hold onto something and Bryan keeps moving his head.

Nah, he was playing with him. Years ago he did a couple videos talking about animals he worked with, particularly sloths and hyenas. Soon later he dropped the animals and decided to focus his career on his ass LOL

those are not his lips...........those are his gums........he has periodontal disease.........i am a dentist........i know what I am talking about.........

R144 Nope, sloths don't really play like that in nature and it's taxing on them to perform quick movements. I hate when people do this shit with wild exotic animals for clicks.

totally agree, R146

Grifter?

They say pet owners start to resemble their pets after a while. It makes total sense then that this guy owned a hyena.

r107, where exactly in that article did he imply that he's bi? Because he specifically says he's gay and that his whole reason for working out is to attract other buff guys.

LOL @ him proclaiming his own ass as the world's most perfect. As if.

I'm sorry but those lumps are on the backside of his lip. He's had way too much pumped into them and they did a shitty job and all that crap has lumped up in the wrong spots. Anyone with eyes can see it's not his gums.

His butt looks pretty good in this pose.

Twerking upside down.

The guy is a grifter as there are thousands in LA, but if you ancient envious bitches had any idea you'd know that ass is natural (with tons of gym thrown in, he probably does a full day of ass workout a week). You can't get implants and make they look that good. You can notice the difference between a natural ass and implants whenever the glutes flex.

Any sizemeat verificatia?

[quote] What kind of content does he post on his OnlyFans page?

Videos of his performances as the title role in "Annie," Rose.

I want Bryan Hawn to sit on my face.

Didn't once own a hyena? Why didn't it eat him?

Bryan's got buns so tight he's bouncing off the walls.

Batshit narcissist. Takes as many selfies of himself as a teenage girl. Embarrassing. Too bad there's not a filter to fix that grill.

Haters can hate, but he really does have an exquisite ass.

We're not hating on the ass, R162 (Bryan)...we're hating on everything else.

That is the Perfect Ass!

In other news......

Poor Bryan. Hope he and his ass are all right.

Poor Bryan got grabbed by his ass.

Has he taken to driving around L.A. in a pink Corvette, yet?

Nice ass. Sadly, that's all she has to offer.

Elsa Martinelli

Does he scort yet?

LOL at his "sexual assault" story. Nice try, Bryan. Glad he's getting read for filth in the comments section. This grifting delicate snowflake will do anything for attention, won't he.

Given the other guys were talking about Topher LITERALLY RAPING them, to go from that to Hawn talking about he touched my ass (which you ALWAYS HAVE STICKING OUT AND PROMOTING) in the middle of a gay club is hilarious.

It's hard to pick someone up WITHOUT coming into contact with their ass. And he screamed like a girl when it happened! MARY!!!

"This grifting delicate snowflake will do anything for attention, won't he."

Yawn, the rape apologists are back to attack victims for being "snowflakes"

Please don't insult rape victims by grouping Hawn in with them r175.

r176, please don't insult rape victims by defending a rapist.

Topher didn't fuck his ass? Nothing butt-burger.

#MeToo!!!

He could have gum hypertrophy caused by periodontal disease or by meds, like anticonvulsants.

He looks like this in OP’s video. The bathing cap does not help.

Does he have sex of his OnlyFans page?

Of course not r181. He counts on conning idiots to pay him money just to see his ass.

r181 Ha! No.

Just bare ass, no hole.

And the reason for wearing a jock strap on the billboard and for the interview?

I feel sorry for the person who needs that much affirmation. I'm sure he's a raging narcissist, but it still makes me feel like someone like that must be the saddest person in the world.

Yea, the reason is he's a one-trick pony with literally nothing else to offer the world.

That "Sexual Assault" story is hilarious. Give me a fucking break.

I can't stand him but isn't this a time-honoured tradition in L.A., i.e. putting your mug on a billboard, sometimes without even having anything to promote?

I can't believe how much I want to hate-fuck him doggy style.

He is one of the best bottoms in LA! He loves to take it doggy style for hours!

He's POZ-itively enchanting!

COCKTEASE NEEDS TO DO PORN.

COCKTEASE SAYS WHAT?

This grifter says he's too classy for porn! And don't you DARE insult him by asking if he escorts! Why would you ever think such a thing!?!?!?!

He draws the line at prancing around in a G-string collecting $1 bills! But don't touch or else he'll scream like a wild banshee "#MeToo! #MeToo!"

Since he’s back in gay blogger news...

how do I hire him? id work them tittys and butt over till he is raw n red....

Now he's hooking his #MeToo wagon to Covid. He had it all the way back in February, guys! Early adapter! (Even though he never went to a doctor to get tested). Not only that, he found the cure!!! EUREKA! Bryan Hawn saves the planet!

He’ll be 36 in a few months. He’s got a great ass, but those abs were a lot tighter a few years ago than they are now. No complaints — he can carry off a little extra weight — it’s just amusing how he poses himself in his IG photos to avoid showing his torso.

That's a hard 35. She's cracking!