Real Housewives of Orange County Season 12 - Part 4

Part 3

Peggy had sufficient as well.

Kelly: would you jump if he asked you to jump?

Peggy (confused): he didn't ask me t dump

Is this season that bad that it's almost the end and there were only 4 threads? Didn't NY have like 7?

Was there really someone on the other thread saying Kelly et al should feel bad for going to dinner? Vicki is the little piggie who cried wolf. I thought it was hilarious and they were obviously right to ge drunk

What was up with the filming in the after party? Looked like a hidden camera or something

Great title, OP!

I can understand Kelly not wanting to go to the hospital but she didn't have to be such a cunt about it.

They were on vacation in Iceland for 4 days. Who would want to spend time in a hospital with some drama queen? They wanted to eat and drink and good for them for having fun

The bad filming was probably just someone will a cell phone camera. Is there enough money for a crew to stand around listening to drunken bitches at 4 a.m.?

Lol any of us would do it for free.

It was simply heart-wrenching watching Victoria's life-or-death ordeal. Thank god she has her faith and her true generous nature to carry her to safe health.

I bet shannon will take david back eventually. She can't be alone and won't find anyone willing to be with her.

Stupid Icelandic volcanoes. Perfect opportunity wasted.

Shannon's got money- if Vicky can find someone, they will be lining up at the Quiet Woman for Shannon.

I'll bet she does better than a cancer-liar or abusive policeman too.

Shannon can always lose weight. Vicky can never fix her verging on Rocky in Mask face.

Such a beautiful cunt-free day, isn't it everybody?

Vicki was so sick that she decided to stay up late and drink after coming back from the hospital...

Would love to see the whole Kelly takedown of Peggy -- that was much more entertaining than Vicky and tamras fake makeup and the latter's fake crying

I'm sure Kelly was full-on drunken cunt. She needs the job.

Kelly was full on cunt. I thought she was gonna smack Peggy in the face at any moment. Although Peggy was particularly grating and weird last night. I would have had to smack the bitch too.

Tamra posted n Twitter about Vicki: "Keep with her head or time to move on? " Most of those commenting want Tamra and Vicki back on as friends and Shannon out.

It's shocking that anyone would side with Vicki at this point. Yes Shannon is a jealous, needy drama queen, but Vicki is worse. That said, Tamra is no prize either.

Yeah, how the fuck does manipulative cunt Tamra become a "victim"?

They all deserve each other.

It's a SHOW people. Most don't see each other outside of filming.

Got it?

Trampra is another fake ho. She swore up and down she was done with Vicki. Bravo must have threatened her that Vicki was not going to be cut so she had to make nice.

Just in time for Halloween!

The girls were right to whoop it up. It's what Vicki would have wanted.

[quote] Such a beautiful cunt-free day, isn't it everybody?

I agree, stud. How about another round of fucking?

^

David's gentle hand placement is so loving. He never held that estranged barn sow so lovingly.

Eddie's crotch is just millimeters away from that stud's left hand. I wonder if he stepped into it "accidentally" while waiting for that shot to be taken.

"I wonder if he stepped into it "accidentally" while waiting for that shot to be taken.

Best line of the thread!

"Please, please, it's too much winning! I can't take it any more!"

Eddie is so exuberantly gay in that photo.

why the fuck isn't Eddie's body much better? He looks like the weekend warrior type. Someone who co-owns a gym should be much better bodied than that

Eddie concentrates on butt and legs, the most important muscle groups as every good musclebottom knows.

Eddie is 44- he doesn't look that bad to me. I'd fuck him, too afraid of a bj with those teeth.

Eddie's lips are purple. Freaks me out.

[quote] Eddie's lips are purple

They've gone cold from over use.

Who's the tinynip between Eddie and David?

[quote] Who's the tinynip between Eddie and David?

The top for two bottoms.

Eddie has a very FTM trans body. Look at the pecs that look like deflated boobs. And his face looks like someone broke it then put it back together with crazy glue.

The Mercedes bus ride to the hotel when Kelly was sick of the baby's crying and Meghan giving her side-eyes about it:

Kelly announces, "Gawd! I can't stand this. I'm moving to the front seat; this is making me sick. I don't care."

As Kelly commandeered her "Shot Gun" seating, the camera cut to Vicki: the expression on her face was, "Wait, what? She's stealing my scene? She's actually stealing my scene?"

Kelly Rocks, so hard!

I knew from Kelly's first scene last year that she would make a huge impact on this show. She's very polarizing, can be a bully, can be very vulgar, can be loud but sometimes she shows some decency. It's fun watching her. Sometimes this season I expected her to go crazy but she didn't. She's turning up on Peggy this trip though and it's entertaining.

Kelly is a racist, publicity whore. That's all you need to know- besides gold digger, but that's a given.

Her vagina was shot as well.

Why the hell they decided to give Meghan an orange after it was already announced she would only be a friend is beyond me. She's done nothing.

Eddie looks so gay in all those pics. He is very barrel chested. I'd still hit it.

It's been hot so many times that Victoria is not the only one on the show with a bleeding ass.

Hit, not hot!

Jesus Shannon is a fucking bellowing banshee. She is always yelling. Next week, more Shannon yelling.

Eddie is one of the few people who looks worse when smiling.

I though Peggy claimed she was bad ass and the ladies should be careful. But after Kelly went fir her she hid in her room all day? She's lame

So why did Meghan drag the baby to Iceland if all she did was keep it stashed away in some room with the nanny for most of the trip?

Because Kelly called her out fir being a shitty mother. It's about the perception

Plus weren't all the people killed in NYC foreigners ?

I ain't never seen Tammy Sue so emotional and if was over Victoria Gunvalson!!

Really r52

R53 wow Shannon looks so different there and it was only last season

Wow r54.

Are you "done," R55?

Do we think Victoria eats a sliver at a time or just shoves her whole face in at once?

Depends on who she's with, r57. That's a small appetizer for fat Shannon.

I've heard Shannon has lost 25lbs. Only 15 more to go! Okay, wow!

Doesn't matter. Fat or thin, Loon Beador is still fucking crazy and will be forever alone.

I caught an old Say Yes to the Dress rerun from a few years back and Miss Megan was picking out her wedding gown which Miss Jim was paying for. She was actually quite nice and not as cunty as she is on RHOC.

[quote] That's a small appetizer for fat Shannon

THIS ISN'T MY PLATE, YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!

[quote] Vicki is the little piggie who cried wolf

[quote] Shannon is a fucking bellowing banshee. She is always yelling. Next week, more Shannon yelling.

You people will all see the truth!

Peggy's not the only ethnic one on the show! Did you all like when I used my Spanish for the first time on camera? I told that bitch "callate!" which means shut the fuck up!

I really do wonder what kind of shake up will occur for next season. With her divorce I can't see them getting rid of Shannon. Meghan feels like the most disposable.

Meghan definitely needs to go, she’s a total bore. I can’t stand Peggy and her rat faced co-dependent husband either, so won’t be sad to see her go too.

Meghan definitely needs to go. Boring AF. Maybe bring in whoever David is fucking at the time (M or F).

I heart the Victoria Troll™, and that casserole looks delish!

Please, Kelly was swimming across the Rio Grande with agents on BOTH sides shooting.

I wish Victoria would lay off the fatty casserole dishes especially with her delicate heart condition. I worry.

The emotions I went through last Monday -- I'm still recovering!! I was so worried about Victoria!! I was having heart palpitations--both real and imagined! DID YOU SEE?!?! For a moment I thought I saw the sparkle (and not because Lydia finally left the room)-- the gleam--the celestial twinkle -- leave Victoria's eyes as she stood on the precipice of DEATH! DID YOU NOTICE?!?! I think I saw a contented smile on her sweet lips as she opened herself up to Jesus' outstretched waiting arms! And I knew in my heart that every thing would be fine, whatever happened. But still, I white knuckled my box of wine (50 gold medal winner thank you very much) as she was carried out of the luxury hotel like our dear Blanket Jackson. Will she make it? Will the throngs of paparazzi-- like vultures -- desecrate her memory? I'm still gasping for air! (Dear Husband just gave me the Heimlich!)

Thank you thank you thank you Lydia -- a true child of Christ -- for accompanying Victoria into the light (does is ever get dark in Iceland?)

Thank you dear Peggy for being willing to jump off the bridge for Victoria (and thank you Diko for ordering her to). Wait, Peggy -- if you're reading this -- I only mean thank you for willing to be there for Victoria as she struggles near death and only needs a friend and a hairbrush. Don't want to be responsible for your suicide haha;)

WHOOP IT UP! Victoria lives!!

Kelly is by far the only enjoyable one in this franchise.

Trampy Sue needs to give up her pious shit - she is just as fake and adept at playing the victim as Vicki.

Shannon and David together at the USC game on Sat. She really should not put herself in teh center of the pic. There is no rooom for anyone else..

R74 her cheek implants take up the whole frame. Why is David there??

Why, r75, "Still a family outing! 🏈🏈🏈 And for those that have negatively commented, it’s all about my kids. Have a nice night."

only 2 more episodes left until the reunion

I say the divorce is a false flag.

Worst season ever.

Peggy doesnt know if she will give into the extraordinary demand for her to return

Has theory been a purge of dataloungers? This place has been slow as molasses all day

This show horrid.

These hos can't even make a cast trip fun. Honestly, they are all draining and suck the enjoyment out of anything.

Please tell me that Victoria is ALIVE.

There's no way they can bring back Peggy and Vicki after this season. Peggy was a misfire from the beginning and Vicki needs to retire her orange. A dozen seasons of her is enough.

so was it just me or was the editing of the viking dinner fight really awful? They really chopped it up so we never got the full story.

Peggy is insecure, quite retarded and an asshole -- what a combo.

Peggy: "did you hear what she said about my daddy?"

Really bitch ?

Has there ever been a season when everyone in the cast is an insufferable cunt?

I desperately want Peggy to not return next season, and if she doesn’t she will no doubt blame it on racist Americans not wanting to see her Armenian heritage

I feel bad for Lydia. She worked so hard to plan a getaway for the ladies, to bring them all together in drama-free isolation, and they ended up fighting. How could she ever have predicted something like that might happen? This episode could change the direction of the whole franchise. What if ratings go up because of the fighting and Bravo decides to focus the Housewives series on demeaning squabbles among shallow women instead of the camaraderie, support systems, self-improvement and above all intellectually challenging conversation the Orange County women are known for?

Trampy Sue showed her true nasty bitch self last night. Do we think she ran home and prayed?

I honestly think all three - Vicki, Shannon, Trampra - need to go. They are all so vile in different ways.

Peggy is quite possibly the stupidest housewife ever, in this franchise. And that's quite the accomplishment.

They should give Kelly her own series, she’s the most entertaining.

Think about it, they’ve given bitches from the other series a spin-off but none from OC. Hmmm.

As usual, I got halfway through the episode on my DVR this morning, felt my soul screaming, and deleted it. I can’t finish anymore.

R92 I think I’m offended

R92 I beg your pardon?

I would love to see Tamra fired just to wipe the smugness off her face.

Fired for what R97? Her only job is to create a polarizing character.

R97 She has no other source of income.

What was up with Peggy's outfit at the dinner- a red evening gown?

And again, Vicky in a size 4 sausage dress tottering on heels. She is a mess.

Everyone is saying Peggy was drugged up in the scene with Lydia. Anyone notice?

Everyone loves wobbling sausage Victoria!

She was probably recovering from Ambien/Xanax sleep

Was the rat-faced Armenian doing rim-jobs while she was gone? Tending to those daughters that look like a cross between zoo animals and barely humans? Hoping he could fuck Eddie and finally get a tight hole and real tits?

David looks like a guy who has mastered the towel dance in the steamroom. THE SEASON FINALE IS NEXT WEEK? dull, dull, dull

What's the towel dance?

BREAKING: Briana, Ryan and their kids are moving to North Carolina! It's Ryan's home state. Apparently Briana has always hated living in the OC. Vicki is going to be a mess next season

r93, the OC did have a spinoff. Jo and Slade had a one season dating show.

R107 so Ryan wants to isolate Brianna and they come back and claim "his property" once Vicki Is dead

R93 and R108 and don't forget Tamra and & Eddie had that mini spinoff for their wedding

[quote] Everyone is saying Peggy was drugged up in the scene with Lydia. Anyone notice?

Yes, I was going to mention that! She looked totally high. She must have been popping pills all day long, and then woke up from her stupor.

The conversation she was having with Lydia was just so bizarre. Her facial expressions and mannerisms were so off.

Also, did you ever notice that whenever it's time to eat, Lydia and Peggy the anorexia twins, always seem to disappear? First time was when Vicki went to the hospital. Everyone else said, "we're starving, we have to eat!" But Peggy and Lydia made an excuse that they had to be at the hospital for their "dear friend" Vicki. Yeah, right.

Then this time, the ladies went to the big Icelandic dinner, and once again, Peggy and Lydia were missing. And they didn't show up until dinner was over.

Those two fucking 'rexic hags are so disgusting. It's painful to watch them on television because they look like a horror show.

The one bright thing of the episode was Shannon's dog Archie. He's so cute!!! You can tell that Shannon really loves him. It was so sweet when she was so concerned about him, and she said to him, "you're my best friend." Awwww....

Shannon explains what was wrong with Archie.

It's funny how she immediately knew that something was wrong with him, and David didn't seem to give a shit.

Archie is. HAWT.

We lost our beautiful sweet lab in the spring at 14. We are thinking of getting a golden instead of a lab. Anyone have opinions on the differences between the breeds? Probably negligible

R103 Ha...”Just rolled out of bed” with a full face of professional makeup, a blowout and an evening gown. You know these women spend hours in hair and makeup before every scene, right?

FYI, Shannon supports gay rights.

Does anyone know if Shannon is a trumpian?

Of course Shannon isn't a deplorable. She went to USC, supports gay rights, and she is INTELLIGENT.

Now Vicki, Lydia, and Peggy are a much different story. Lydia and Peggy both hate gay people. Vicki's just a moron.

There's a reason why Shannon, Tamra, and Meaghan are friends. They are clearly not deplorables.

Oh, and happy birthday, Archie!

I love Archie!!

OMFG I don’t think I’ve ever loathed a housewife as much as I have Peggy. I’m glad she pissed them all off in Iceland with her creepy recording of them. There’s no way she’s coming back next season, I can’t imagine anyone who watches likes her (except maybe her fellow homophobic Armenians).

Does anyone know Shannon's address. I think I'm going to go "rescue" Archie

If Lydia hates the gays then why did she marry one?

This show is dead. I want a spinoff with Shannon and Archie. Her personality is completely different when she's with him. I love that dog! Bravo Archie!

I really want to see how Peggy handles the reunion. She can barely put together a coherent sentence as it is. These reunions are already too long and having to wait for her to string together a decipherable train pf thought means this one will be nine parts long.

It won't help, r123, that coke whore Cohen is always biased toward Tamra and Shannon.

r122, Fat Shannon's interactions with Archie were her passive/aggressive attempt to punish David for not taking the dog on walks when she was gone (as she knew he didn't spend a lot of time at home).

And yes, r124, Andy will come hard at Vicki and Kelly and lob softballs at Tamra and Shannon.

Shannon and David are a study on passive aggressive behavior. They're both guilty. David seems to relish torturing her.

Does Shannon have publicists or interns or someone posting here, or are there actual viewers who champion her? I honestly stopped watching this show—partly because I reached my limit of tolerance for creeptastic Andy Cohen, but mainly because Shannon makes me nervous and sometimes even a little sick feeling, in a depressive kind of way. She may as well be self-flagellating with all the insults she hurls at herself, and her oversensitivity with the other women is maddening. Usually narcissists are in love with themselves, but she’s a paranoid narcissist who hates herself and thinks the world that revolves around her hates her, too. It’s truly dusturbing. Overall I usually suspect these shows of being totally scripted, but I am actually concerned that Bravo is going to lead Shannon to attempt suicide or at least some kind of devastating self-harm.

r127, it's been established that Shannon posts here. That's how we all use the "Wow. Okay". Not only does she say that phrase in every episode, she was using that in her posts. Shannon is not popular. The pro-Shannon posts here are from Shannon herself and possibly Tamra (as are the anti-Victoria posts).

I know Shannon's a little nuts, but we should still have respect for her since she's very much an ally to gays.

I really only watch the show for Shannon and to hear her bellow: Wow, okay I'm done! Or the truth will come out! Or, Skohl!! Or They reversed Greenland and Iceland!! Or when she pulls at her flab and yell This is Vicki Gunvalson! I can't get enough of it.

I really hope that David is the one who left the relationship. Because he and Shannon are not having sex, he's barely polite to her, what more proof does she need that the relationship is over? He wants to be dumped.

I hope that Shannon stays on the show and talks about David's dating life. I hope there are tears.

I agree, R129.

Why in the hell would anyone "champion" Icky Vicki, gay hating Piggy, or gay hating Lydia? THAT'S what's mind boggling here.

Shannon and Tamra have COME OUT and publicly supported gay people. Meaghan hasn't, but she's a smart girl. I know she's not a deplorable.

The ones here bashing Shannon are most likely paid by Icky (most likely Tamra's ex-friend who was trying to "out" Eddie).

Calling her "fat Shannon" just proves what a bunch of nasty fucking cunts you are.

Yes. There are ABSOLUTELY Shannon fans here, and I know I'm not the only one.

She might be a bit looney, and a bit of a basket case, but so the fuck what?? She supports us, and that's what matters to me.

I agree R132 they may all be hot messes but at least a few of them are on the right side of history. Even Vicki is probably pro-gay.

Hang on. Are we supposed to worship Shannon and Tamra because they post rainbows to Instagram? Are we really that simple? Jesus Christ. Unfollowing this thread just like I unfollowed Bravo. Neither is good for gay people.

R134. Bye cunt!

I hate everyone on this show.

And, wtf was up with the weird editing at the dinner? How did the conversation switch over to Peggy recording the beard's baby crying?

R135 = Complete moron

R136 Have you not noticed the way beverages appear, disappear, are empty and then filled between cuts at restaurant scenes? All the scenes are edited way out of sequence to create an emotional arc. It’s a shitty show.

R138 Oh definitely. Its been a terrible season. I'm sure they were desperate for some interesting footage. Tamra and Vicki should both go.

R139 Yes, and on their way out they should grab Lydia and Shannon and everyone from ever Vanderpump restaurant and Andy and just put Cirque du Soleil back on Bravo. Cuz I’m legitimately sick of these degrading crap shows.

Is it weird that I feel kinda sorry for Tamra? When she gets fired/the show gets cancelled, she'll have no way of supporting herself.

CUT fitness, R141!

I guess that means no more playtime for Eddie in the locker room, though!

Tamra hawks Alex Jones-style nutritional supplements and other trashy products. She will be just fine as long as she keeps her 50 year-old ass hard and plump and her veneers marshmallow white.

R143 The fraus on Reddit love her products.

R143 The same nazifraus love Alex Jones’s shit.

And Trump.

And they believe in Pizzagate.

MICHAEL HAS A GIRLFRIEND

The reunion looks so cheap.

Tamra's reunion look

CUT Fitness is always empty.

[quote] CUT Fitness is always empty

But the steam room is always busy!

I like Shannon too and am only watching for her and to see Kelly go off on Peggy. I hope Shannon does not become the next Betty Broderick but instead takes to heart that living well is the best revenge!

David's mom must be thrilled

Pic of Victoria's at the reunion...

R146 we saw her earlier this season.

I think Our Shannon and Kelly would make a great psycho lesbian couple. Surely to end in an episode of Snapped

The cheapo reunion makes sense. Ratings haven't been great.

They should have shot the reunion at Chilis.

R157 Chilis would've been a step up from that set.

R157 are we sure they didn't? They look like they're dressed in pajamas. Far cry from Peggy's red gown at Medieval Times.

I love Chili's!!

Whatever happened to that restaurant Shannon was supposed to open?

[quote] Whatever happened to that restaurant Shannon was supposed to open?

She wasn't allowed to have any plates...

Shannon's restaurant is opening right about the same time as Heather aka Miss Grinch's.

Haven't had a chance to post in awhile but I just saw David with the same blonde at Fashion Island again the other day. His hand was on her knee. Toward the end of their meal they were joined by another man and then they all left. I wondered if the rumors were true and that was the third for his S&M threesome! If thought about following them to see where they went, ha. If I could have I would have!

Interesting re: Shannon's split.

Someone I suspect is BE posted on another site a few weeks back that Shannon & David would be splitting but not to be fooled... Shannon isn't as dumb as some would think and that she has set this up to ensure an orange and another season. Their post said something like, "dont be surprised to see her next season be all about the separation/reconciliation between these two. The person who posted it got a lot of shit for it because nobody believed Shannon would ever leave David.

Now that this news has come out it doesn't surprise me that Shannon would do something like that.

Also the same person (again, I think it's BE) posted earlier this year that the fighting between Tamra and Vicki was fake. An agreement they made with each other to get their contracts for this season. Apparently everyone knew about it except dumb Shannon.

R164 Which same blonde? The one he had the affair with?

If only Shannon had screamed and berated and accused David more and more loudly, he never would have strayed.

R166 the same blonde I saw him with the last time.

Shannon has spent all season screeching that Vicki is a fucking liar (she is), however in light of the documents that turned up, it appears SHANNON is the fucking liar and Vicki was telling the truth. So....

Does Shannon apologize? Or should she be shunned like Victoria?

[quote] Shannon has spent all season screeching that Vicki is a fucking liar (she is), however in light of the documents that turned up, it appears SHANNON is the fucking liar and Vicki was telling the truth

I think there's a difference.

Vicki was lying FOR Brooks, to help him with his scam.

IF Shannon did lie, it was for one reason only - to protect her kids. They're still young, and I don't think that anyone would disagree that no kid should have to hear on national television that their father beats up their mother. Especially three daughters.

r170, but they should hear all about dad's affair on national TV? Fat Shannon is a liar. And a lard ass.

Nope, R170. There's no difference. It's actually worse because she's knowingly calling someone else a liar when she's lying about what the person is "lying" about.

Yes, Victoria is trash, but Shannon IS exactly like Vicki.

Rumors are swirling that Lydia, Peggy and Meghan will all be fired.

Thank goodness, R173.

Lydia and Peggy are homophobic, anorexic MESSES. They never should have been on the show in the first place.

Meghan should stay. She's Shannon's closest ally, and I actually think she's quite sweet. She's also the "voice of reason" on the OC, similar to Dorinda in NYC.

Meghan is not the voice of reason. She's too idiotic.

I guess Shannon lost 35lbs so she is back in the game. I doubt there is a reconciliation in her future. That would be a snooze. Been there done that.

Shannon and David we're at the USC game again last week- there's a pic on her IG. I didn't read through the comments, but she posted "for the kids".

R177 read the thread bitch

Leaving the Shannon-Vicki-Tamra vortex of suck is not going to help the show.

There is no way in hell Shannon would have gone to that USC game with David after they just split. She's too unstable for that. It's all an act. Dumb as a fox that one.

And, r180, no way David would have put himself through 3 hours of constant bitching.

Well they we're there. Check out her Instagram.

We meant if they had actually separated, r182. Are you KD?

Ugh. I can't be the only one who gives less than a fuck about Shannon's marriage. That storyline is beyond tired.

Tell us about it, R184!

182 honey, I forgot more than you ever knew.

Peggy is still a lunatic, Shannon is right.

Is there any OC husband who DOESN'T come off like a raging queen?

The highlight of the ep was Doug and his pants

I thought the highlight was Doug calling Lydia MISSY. The second highlight was his pants.

There's something ironic about Kelly being ashamed of her husband because she feels his behavior is inappropriate and he embarrasses her. Ummmmmm.. He's well rid of her.

I wrote to Grey Goose asking them to roll out a hotdog flavored vodka. Then Shannon can fuck herself with the bottle and drink/eat herself to death over the upcoming (lonely) holidays.

That might not have been your plate, but every knows you picked off of it, you fat bitch.

Is Michael gay too?

Doug modeling his suit for his wife was the highlight of the season. Gayer than Jim and his candles.

Doug is the epitome of SoCal metro. Doubt he's gay.

Shannon was on WWHL tonight and got choked up when she said that David has taken off his wedding ring. She still wears hers. No way was their separation/divorce her idea.

The return of Rapey Eyes. Remember when he was going to be a fitness trainer?

You know that OC house Peggy and Diko is a rental. They, otherwise, couldn't afford to buy it.

Peggy and Dimwit Diko are clearly Nouveau RIche. She selects a red evening gown, with a red, logo (!) YSL shawl to wear to dinner at a rustic Icelandic, back-country lodge, while the other ladies are wearing jeans and Uggs?

She eeeees Stoooopid and Dee-scusss-ting!

Watching her take Liam and Stella shopping for Liam's party and they're in the backseat stuffing their faces with who knows what, I imagine they spend a lot of time in the car eating shit foods and now it shows.

Sorry, wrong thread at r199!

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r196, every time Shannon has been on WWHL, Andy makes sure to have a guest that is a super fan of Shannon. It's so fucking obvious that Shannon won't go on unless she can be assured of easy questions and a guest that kisses her ass. Fuck Andy.

Trampra is such a fucking phony, perhaps even moreso than Vicki. I see her daughter once again dropped her like a hot potato.

Doug seems to be competing with his wife to see who will starve themselves first.

They are a hot, young, fit, rich couple. Don't be jealous.

R205 is Shannon, waiting for that hot potato at R204 to drop so she can eat it.

Nothing says hot like two mouths full of oversized chompers.

Doug & Lydia are one of those couples I can't picture fucking at all.

would you want her teeth near your dick?

The woman who is fucking David should have been the bartender on Andy’s show while Shannon was the guest.

“I’m fine! This is good! This is how it should be!”

There must be something in the OC water that drains the testosterone from men.

Thank God this boring season has ended! I just hope Peggy isn't asked back. She and Dikio offer nothing.

BTW, what the fuck was Diko wearing at the candle party? That zippered jacket looked like it was from the Sammy Davis Jr. collection.

It cost $10,000!

Tamra: "Shannon told me you said you were hurt by what David said to Diko about your cancer."

Peggy: "I never said that."

Editors cut to Peggy at her stupid anniversary party talking to Shannon: "I was hurt. I was hurt, I was hurt, I was HURT."

Also, I doubt David gave a shit to begin with but when someone leads the convo with their wife's cancer status, you feel compelled to ask, even if you don't give a rat's ass. Me? I'd play it more like this.

In other news...

How much does Brianna weigh? 280?

Why do the fraus love Shannon so much? Does she remind them of their own dead end marriages?

David should've hit that mouthy hog harder to keep it in line.

I loved when David excused himself from the awkward Dinko/Trampa convo by saying 'Am I still needed here.' Gotta love him.

Also, I got the impression that insecure Shannon was trying to figure out of that AHS actress (can't remember her name) was being genuine or making fun of her on WWHL. Frankly, so was I.

Brianna makes Shannon look anorexic. At least B can borrow Vicki's sausage hand-me-downs.

Let's talk about Steve. He seems like a genuinely nice man. He's attractive, has a career and his charming. Always polite even to the housefrau's who have a beef with Victoria. So what's wrong with him and why is he with the founding housewife?

Agree r223 and I bet he has some fucking awesome stories as an ex NY homicide detective but Vicki just sits around and talks about Jesus and laments her lame friends and he's not allowed to say anything.

Vicki probably buys him stuff and when the stores close, she sucks him dry. Why else would a seemingly normal man put up with her?

Because Steve is one of those good guys who looks for the best in people and, after some laborious digging, he must have found something decent in Victoria.

Have we not yet talked about this stupid “King Collection”? What the fuck is it, anyway, CANDLES?! How original.

Who, r227. Hell, even Shannon forgot she was a HW. On WWHL, someone called in and asked Shannon which of the HWs she was not "Done! Done!" with.. She said Tamra and Kelly.

Vicki does anal.

I would do anal with Lydia's husband

Steve was reprimanded many times for using excessive force as a policeman and the department had to pay out a large claim.

He also lost running for Anaheim city council, using a fake address and adding Chavez back to his name in an attempt to woo Latino voters.

Steve is a pig, just like Vicky. What decent guy would want her.

Has it been mentioned already that Kelly's brother is nonexistent this season after being a on a lot last season? Very strange.

Reunion trailer

[quote] Let's talk about Steve. He seems like a genuinely nice man.

Steve is a racist, abusive cunt. Just like Icky.

A match made in HELL.

R213 It looks so low rent.

Tamra saying that if you hang with dogs you get fleas is rich. Look at your oldest son, Tams.

I think Diko is funny. he's the only househusband with a personality.

Trampra and those fake fucking croc tears she hauls out every reunion. GMAFB.

I like Peggy and Diko, tho I think Peggy was medicated in Iceland. Do you blame her?

Diko as a favorite- well, the bar isn't set very high. Still would like to fuck Doug.

Doug would be a bad lay - too uptight. Diko would at least try hard.

All Doug has to do is lay on his stomach. Or side.

Meghan got owned by Lydia in that reunion argument. Meghan tried to pull the homophobic/tranny phobic card and Lydia shut her down.

Shannon's husband left her. She must have been in total denial/delusion about the true state of her marriage. I think she'd be content to live in misery for the rest of her life as long as she could cling to David. Happy that he got to escape.

Takeout container lunches eaten with plastic utensils. Just about what you'd expect for the reunion of this crowd.

The most low-rent group of the Housewives series, and that's saying something

Trampra and her fake tears LMFAO!!!

The fact that the girls live with Shannon full time says a lot about David. He doesn't even want to take his own children on weekends. Or every other weekend. He just wants another life altogether. That's pretty cruel. That man has no emotions.

These women are such a buzzkill. Where are my fun NY hos?

Shannon needs to quit with the victim card. Lydia owned not only Meghan but Shannon as well. When Shannon played the "Who me?" puzzled look and then Bravo showed the retweet one can only hope that Shannon gets called out all next year for being a liar.

Lydia looks so homely at the reunion. Her makeup artist should be fired. She didn't own Meghan. She just interrupted her by repeating what Meghan said. Also, it was highly edited in Lydia's favor. Why, I have no idea.

Hi Meghan!

How did Lydia "own" anyone? Meghan correctly said use your brain, not the bible to tell you what's right. Lydia was acting like a bigot on drag queen bingo night. She was uncomfortable dressing up as a man (even though it was for fun) and the talk of sex was too much for her! Poor Lydia. She had no idea what being on this show was like, right? Then why did she come back again a few years later? She's awful and boring to watch

This reunion was as boring as the show this season. I accidentally had my TV on the sports setting for football and forgot to change it. None of these ladies look good on a 70 inch TV, that's for sure.

I just hope they throw off Peggy and Lydia. They bring nothing.

Lydia looked like a worm in a bad wig last night. She is really unattractive.

Lydia was getting on twitter. Surprisingly half the posts I read were fine with what Meghan said and half weren't. I thought most would be offended.

Who would ever defend "Chompers"? She needs to take her Bible and shove it up Doug's ass.

Shannon is textbook BPD

It was weird seeing Kelly be out of the arguments for once. She didn't fight with anyone in the first half of the reunion. Obviously that will change when Andy brings up her issues with Peggy in part II

Talk about owning someone. If Kelly doesn't "own" Peggy I will be very disappointed.

lmfao Kelly randomly tried getting in David Foster's car the other night and he rejected her

[quote] Kelly randomly tried getting in David Foster's car the other night and he rejected her

That's because she doesn't have a cock.

Like David Foster would be interested in that common Mexican gold-digging slut? She needs to aim way lower- especially considering her bank account.

I bet Michael is getting all the good dick now.

Kelly did a podcast recently and it came out that Taylor Ford Armstrong Bluher, formerly of Independence Township, Kansas, Beverly Hills and Aspen, is now living next door to Vicki Gunvalson in Coto.

I could not stop laughing. Was this known?

For R247:

AVIVA!!

OK the last episode of the season starts now

Good god. That was BAD, even for a HW show. Fake as fuck.

Why does Miss Andy have to announce her name after every commercial break?

Wasn't Tams on WWHL (post reunion) and claimed that she had no relationship whatsoever with Vicki and still hates her? WTF was this fake shit?

we'll see how long the lovefest lasts between those 3 drama queens.

I see Andy either didn't ask about the situation with Peggy's brother or producers chose to edit it out. Interesting.

He asked about in WWHL when Peggy was a guest. She denied it all and said she is not homophobic in the least.

I have a feeling the reconciliation is producer mandated, somewhat like the fake Ape/Tranny relationship on NJ. They realize when it's become too toxic.

Funny how they also didn't mention anything about the Trampra/Jeff Simmons accusations/tapes which was all over the press. Not sure why this lying skank is protected.

Love how the producers call for lunch break right after Shannon's divorce reveal/meltdown, and Miss Andy just gets up and walks out while all the housewives are sobbing.

He is such a phony cunt

Peggy is clearly done with the show and vice versa. There's no reason to bring her back. Kelly was shockingly well behaved. Glad they kept it at two parts and not the ridiculous drawn out 3 or 4 part reunions. OR was it such a dull season there wasn't enough drama for 3 parts?

I love how Trampy Sue manages to get that tissue there just in time to dab the nonexistent tears.

Does anyone buy her act?

At this point, I honestly think both Vicki and Tamra need to go. They are beyond played.

R276 There wasn't enough material for a third part. They basically were strained to turn this into two parts.

um I thought most expecting mothers don't announce their pregnancy until they're 3 or months. 1 month, Meghan? wow

Does anyone else think Meghan looks TG/TS? Not to be mean, she’s pretty . But I wonder if Jim has tinkered in that arena before. He seems like he has a very private “ private” life. Something doesn’t sit right .

Lydia's whole spiel about loving gays (who work for them) and having a lesbian in her bridal party (probably a member of the family that she had to) was total bullshit.

She kept saying are drag queens in the Bible? Well, we certainly know what the Bible says about gays - THAT was what was truly going on. She talks about sex with her husband all the time, so now she's offended by some colorful talk at a BINGO party?

Lydia's deflecting but her true colors is that she doesn't want to be around gays. Period. And she doesn't approve of them. And Peggy's story doesn't hold water with the other witnesses at the funeral. She's a nasty homophobe (her own brother!) herself. Plus she does NOT have a private jet and they're barely upper middle class - it's all a show.

God I hate them both.

Keep Shannon and Kelly, dump the rest. I do appreciate Meghan's sense of style in an otherwise SoCal style vacuum but she has zero story.

r282, I completely agree. After that reunion, Kelly and Shannon are the only ones worth bringing back.

And the last thing the show needs is the return of Pleather Dubrow.

For some reason I kind of like Trampa and Icki together.

Coco is still a bitch.

I'm not an expert on these things but you can tell the sex of a baby when you're only one month along so Meghag knows it's a boy? Jimmy must be thrilled. He can teach him the towel dance.

I love that Shannon's last /maiden name was Storms. It's perfect.

R286 - I was wondering the same thing. Can they engineer the sex of the baby? Or did they do a chromosomal test on a clump of cells that is the baby at this point?

I guess you can with IVF. They are fertilized eggs afterall.

Does anyone think Miss Jim ever actually fucked Megan?

Vicki is never leaving the show, and why would she? I'll bet the $750k a year she makes is way more than she makes from Coto Insurance.

Victoria does not need the money. Her insurance business is a multi-million dollar enterprise.

Jim looks like he's got a beer can dick and I don't think Meg could take it.

[quote] I'll bet the $750k a year she makes is way more than she makes from Coto Insurance.

Are you kidding? It fucking PAYS for Coto Insurance.

[quote] Does anyone think Miss Jim ever actually fucked Megan?

Of course not. Duh. Why do you think she's getting IVF?

Who would actually buy insurance from Vicki at this point? Notice she dropped the work shtick.

How long until CUNT Fitness shuts down?

[quote] How long until CUNT Fitness shuts down?

Never! I'll keep those steam rooms open forever, if I have to!

Wow. *click*

Wow. *snap*

Wow. *click*

This looks like the real wedding photo...

Update... saw the fat one's hubby at Fashion Island again. He was with the same blonde woman and the same man. I overheard him refer to the other man as, "sir."

[quote] I overheard him refer to the other man as, "sir."

That's just carry over from the bedroom.

Why is Trampra's shit protected? How did she escape having to answer for those tapes especially when it was all over the media?

Eddie has F2M trans body

Peggy and Diko must really need money. Who would do a show after a cancer surgery?

I'll bet they are scammers just like Alexis and her pawn-broker husband. I used to see Alexis all the time at the grocery store (when they were renting near me) and she was a rude cunt. Always in different cars that the husband had made "loans" on and same thing with jewelry.

I know there are online companies where you can rent designer shit. Peggy's 60k bag most likely was from one of those.

This season was so boring they couldn't even squeeze a third hour out of the reunion. Definitely time for a cast shakeup or to just cancel the show.

R304 It could've been one hour.

R303 could you elaborate on Alexis being rude at the grocery store? What did she say/do?

Was Lizzie's hot husband one of the actual/only straight ones? I can't remember.

Alexis would park her car of the day right in front of the store (red curb, fire zone), never was off her phone, inappropriately dressed (track suits with stilettos, tons of gaudy jewelry- the same piece rarely seen twice, lol) and snippy to everyone.

Would ask for help/ a question and then proceed to continue on phone. Also, complained to the Assistant Manager that her HOA requested that she appear regarding show filming at her rental. Stupid bitch didn't realize that people that actually OWNED their $5+ million dollar home may not appreciate filming crews outside.

One of the times I saw her, the checker asked "Would you like your receipt" and Alexis (still on phone) yelled NO. And she's barely dwarf-sized which looks bad with the Jesus Jugs.

Needless to say, when her lease was up and she moved, every store owner in the area was thrilled.

Was Alexis one of the housewhores who would buy and return to Nordstrom's/Saks constantly?

She rented?

Not sure about the returns, but they lost their house and rented various places for years. Alexis and Jim bought a house a couple of years ago in San Juan Capistrano. Some nice homes for sure, but it's not Monarch Beach.

All these cunts are dwarf sized.

Lizzie's husband = total gay

Remember on her birthday she was drunk and blurred out that he didn’t even fuck her anymore.

Meghan confirmed on IG she won’t be back for Season 13.

lol I'll miss ex baseball player Miss Jim kweening out on the show. I loved it when he got into it with Vicki. He was ready with the reads.

r315 thank god. I hate Meghan and thought this was going to be another Carole Raziwell (sp?) situation where she had a permanent spot on her show because she’s friends with Andy.

Ugh some Lifetime show just featured a 50-something woman who became a competitive weightlifter and got all grossed up and beefy and spray tanned. I blame Tamra Judge Barney, which means I blame Andrew Cohen for this creeptastic trend.

So Meghan got fired, right?

Bummer. I really liked Meaghan. She was smart, beautiful, and down-to-earth.

Not surprising at all that she made this decision. Any "normal" person would.

I know she is reviled on here but I think Yolanda Foster/Hadid aced what a smart, “normal” person would do. Her character was assassinated by the production, which is predictable for Bravo shows, but she managed to maintain her composure and gracefully exit, recover her health, manage her daughters into stellar careers and land her own solo reality show on Lifetime. That’s Dutch ingenuity showing Andy Cohen how to go fuck himself.

r320 shut up Meghan. You look like a blonde praying mantis and you were a hypocrite for most of your time on the show. Plus your gay husband can’t stand you.

She left the show after last season, too. She'll probably be back. YAWN. They probably tried to downgrade her to friend of.

[quote]recover her health

Not hard to do when you were never really sick to begin with.

They really just need to fire Vicki.

Let's bring back some of the earlier OC housewives: Jeana, Jo, Kimberly, Laurie, Lynn, and Gretchen!

Someone said on twitter that Gretchen will return full time since Meghan left.

I kinda wanted to see how Gretchen and Meghan would interact. Gretchen is only a few years older and would no doubt be jealous

Does Gretchen want to look like a praying mantis?

Wretchen is coming back? Every CVS in Costa Mesa will be running low on foundation.

I would love Gretchen to come back. She can be besties with Vicki and make Tamra's head explode.

I wouldn't mind Gretchen if she didn't come with fucking Slade. I hate him. Years later they're still not married and she has no kids. She wasted it all on that garbage of a "man". She could have at least found a jerk with money or a hot jerk. A broke, deadbeat dad jerk with dad bod is worthless

Wretchy still has money from the dead fiance. At least enough for her tacky condo in Costa Mesa, and unlimited credit at Forever 21.

Gretchen just won a few hundred thousand dollars in her lawsuit against Photoglau.

Megan is too busy with her stupid "King Collection" of candles to care!

Glad Meghan is gone with her gay husband.

I agree with Gretchen solo (she's hot!). No Slade though!

Vicki is the NeNe of BH, she stays. Tamra also (with gay Eddie).

Jesus hippy can go. Boring.

Thank god that Armenian cunt Peggy isn't coming back

Dont be so sure R337

She isn’t. Heather McDonald said she’d been fired on her podcast, and she’s pretty close with the RHOC cast.

No one could stand the tit-less Armenian. I'm sure they are back to a rental they can actually afford.60

They should bring on David's new girlfriend as a cast member... but I don't think her husband would like it.

Lydia is gone.

Big deal. Is Heather ready to come back yet?

so glad hypocritical Lydia is gone. Hopefully she'll never be back. She was annoying but tolerable the first time around. This past season she was just obnoxious

They can just replace Lydia with an upside down broom and add teeth.

It's good that they're cleaning house. Last season was awful. I wish they'd get rid of Vicki and Tamra and build an entire new cast around Shannon and Kelly.

What r346 said.

Did we all miss that DL favorite husband Eddie had heart surgery?

They'll never get rid of Vicki. She's the original. Good thing is Kelly needs the money, so shell keep getting drunk and calling the other women cunts.

Peggy out!

[quote] Megan is too busy with her stupid "King Collection" of candles to care!

I wonder if Meaghan realizes that Burger King stole her "King Collection" label?

If she has it trademarked, then she can sue Burger King, because it's all over their commercials.

If she didn't have it trademarked, then they can probably sue her.

No way will they fire Vicki now, if they've lost three others. It would be too much cast turnover.

OC has had a lot of turnover except for Vicki and Tamra. It's still 1 of the higher rated housewives' shows though. They usually come in third place

Good god. How could anyone be excited over a season with a "new" fake friendship between the 3 hypocritical cows Vicki/Tamra/Shannon?

Shannon and Kelly as allies are the ticket for Season 13.

The Daily Mail has David and his new 20-yr younger slampiece going public on Instagram. Shannon must be going haywire. Maybe this time she's really DONE!

Vicki is peculiar enough to be mildly amusing to me.

Tamra is too mean and her 50-year-old bodybuilder thing freaks me out. Oiled up, muscular old ladies in bikinis is the stuff of nightmares.

And Shannon...ugh. I don’t get what you people like about her. She makes me nervous. She’s too high strung, probably too high on some kind of herbal supplement, too suspicious of everyone. Paranoid about her husband wanting other women. Off putting in her self-consciousness. I feel like she could put a gun in her mouth and pull the trigger in almost any scene she is in, and I’m sure if she did Bravo would air it in slow motion in promos for five months.

So I just read that Shannon has bitched about Obama publicly, and that Tamra and Lydia are likely Trump supporters. All of which seems totally believable to me.

Why do you people like Shannon? She’s one of the most miserable human beings I’ve ever had the displeasure of watching, and she may even be a Trumpster. How is DL full of people protesting the return of Roseanne because she supports Trump, but also full of threads about the NJ Housewives (almost all Trump supporters), NY Housewives (half Trump supporters) and OC Housewives (several likely Trump supporters)?

Shannon & Meghan are the only Dems on the OC cast, I think.

Tamra booed Trump when she was on WWHL. Who knows? Her husband is Mexican though.

If I didn’t know who Tamra is and I saw her out somewhere, I’d have an instant and complete character profile: From Florida, owns or works in a tanning salon, dream is to appear in a bikini on the cover of Muscle and Fitness magazine, her fake teeth and boobs are worth more than her cherry red Corvette, loves Mar-a-Lago vacations almost as much as Gator World vacations, also drives a Ford F-350 with a gun rack mounted over a confederate flag that covers the back window, tinted windows, fake areca palm trees throughout her house, receives alimony from an ambulance-chasing disability lawyer who owns cockroach-infested slum apartments, has been on the Atkins diet since 1997, plus moonshine.

Meghan's husband is gay, right? He pings my gaydar hard. The way he talks, his mannerisms.. he seems gay gay gay.

Jimmy makes candles?! LOL. That combined with his gay mannerisms, yep, he's gay!

Many of the men on this show ping my gaydar, Eddie, Jimmy and even David (though I know he had an affair with a woman).

Are the producers pretty much admitting that last season was a massive fail? They've fired half the cast: Lydia, Peggy and the one married to the closet case.

Well, they kept me fuckers!

Vicki, Tamra, Shannon and Kelly are all coming back. I hope they add/bring back at least 2 people and not just 1...only 5 cast members doesn't work

Tamra should've been fired too tbh. She has nothing going on in her life besides that sad gym.

Eddy?

R367, it worked in the original OC that started it all.

OMG! Bravo is currently running marathon of Season 1 (filmed in 2005, with Jo!).

^ Jeana, Jo, Kimberly, Lori, Vicki, the originals OC OGs.

Though they all have breast implants, none of them (except Vicki) had started injecting shit into their faces back then. Then there is Shane . . . Hawt.

I was watching it too R371, and Shane was so fucking hot!

The show really focused on him a lot in season one.

I loved seeing him hitting baseballs while shirtless. His body was so perfectly toned, and the camera would actually pan up from his legs, then crotch, then torso. Omg... I was drooling.

The producers of the original season were so shady; they'd never get away with Season 1's editing today: to introduce scenes with Jo and Slade, especially Jo (and her huge breasties), the intro music was the 'Stripper' music; scenes with Vicki's camel toe on full display; Shane's crawling out of bed in his boxers; Shane with his shirt off, in nearly every other scene.

However, the focus of the series then was family relationships (Brianna gets ready for prom; Kara gets a new car; Shane's struggle with his grades; Vicki's bitching out Michael because of his near-failing grades; Lauri's struggle with her teenage son's behavioral (alcohol) issues); the kids' neighborhood pool parties; and there was no Heather Paige Kent!

Shane was another one DL insisted was gay.

Is he not?

The first season was about as real as you get on a reality show, which is what made it good. Now it's just a bunch of set-up situations, with women that rarely see each other outside of filming.

I miss Laurie's cat crap condo.

new season trailer and thread!

I honestly thought the show wasn't coming back.

It should have been airing already, but all BRAVO has been showing are re-runs of seasons past.

I guess they must have had a hard time replacing both Meghan and Peggy. You can't have a show with just four cast members.

I have a feeling that this season will suck.

Good god, is it me or do they all look like shit in that trailer? Nothing in there made me want to tune in.