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Up-and-Coming Gay Novelist North Morgan Part 2

Because Gay Literature is important.

Please continue.

by Anonymousreply 390Last Friday at 5:37 PM

Part 1:

by Anonymousreply 110/31/2017

We did this shyster last week.

Why're we doing him again this week?

by Anonymousreply 210/31/2017

Next novel:

by Anonymousreply 310/31/2017

Pre-order here:

by Anonymousreply 410/31/2017

This is the 40 year old with silicon in his buttocks

by Anonymousreply 510/31/2017

Some serious fuggos olds and poors on his Insta.

by Anonymousreply 610/31/2017

No dahling, it's all Real:

by Anonymousreply 710/31/2017

My 10 year old car's tires have more life to them than that flat ass @R7.

by Anonymousreply 810/31/2017

Why was the other thread closed? It wasn't full, except with his ego and ample pec muscles.

by Anonymousreply 910/31/2017

Do gay men in every profession have to be whores just to get attention? Can you look professional -- and not like a rentboy -- and still merit attention for your work/art?

by Anonymousreply 1010/31/2017

R10, please link to any DL threads that are about average-looking accomplished artists. Please!

by Anonymousreply 1110/31/2017

Small pupils indoor:

by Anonymousreply 1210/31/2017
by Anonymousreply 1310/31/2017

Does this wannabe actually put words on paper?

I'd like the grasping OP to give us a paragraph or two.

by Anonymousreply 1410/31/2017

R10 A lot of bottoms will try and show as much of their body as possible. They're doing it for male attention, like women.

by Anonymousreply 1510/31/2017

PoeTry dahling PoeTry:

[quote]northmorganA poem: ✍🏻Roses are red✍🏻 ✍🏻My leg big and wet✍🏻 ✍🏻Gay rights trans rights black lives matter✍🏻 ✍🏻Me too love is love pander pander pander✍🏻 ✍🏻I’m a naked social media activist i do this for you here’s my ass give me money✍🏻

by Anonymousreply 1611/09/2017

Preppy Throwback:

by Anonymousreply 1711/09/2017

Bros being Bros:

by Anonymousreply 1811/09/2017

Captain Fantastits!

by Anonymousreply 1911/13/2017

He’s a fairly talented writer, at least so far as his long ago blog “London Preppy”. Filled with insecurity, ego and cock.

He’s aging in his latest pictures. A pity....Greeks can be well preserved. But he’s nearing 40, and we all go through that.

He’s still much hotter than all the posters on DL.

by Anonymousreply 2011/13/2017

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 2111/13/2017

R20: slightly critical but overall adoring and rated as superior to ALL.

Hi, North! Didja get those titties sucked while getting barebacked fucked last weekend?

by Anonymousreply 2211/13/2017

Are his tits fake? There’s something really off about the shape.

And that book (and its title) looks like shit. The cover is awful!

by Anonymousreply 2311/13/2017

Cute as a button, but humility is not his middle name!

by Anonymousreply 2411/13/2017

Those are real pectoral muscles. He was blessed with a wide chest, and worked hard on them, I'm sure.

He certainly didn't work very hard on his "novels."

by Anonymousreply 2511/13/2017

You can practically smell the insecurity and narcissism.

It's kind of fascinating, really. It is like a microcosm to the stereotypical life of an aging gay man, l desperately trying to hold on to the beauty he has left.

by Anonymousreply 2611/13/2017

R22 no,no.....North looks better than all DATALOUNGE posters.

Admit it....you’re a fug.

People who look like North are a common in West Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 2711/13/2017

And how many photos of DataLounge regulars have you ever seen, R20 R27?

Any of you that you'd care to link, Mary?

None?

Got it.

Buh-bye.

by Anonymousreply 2811/13/2017

The obvious hatred and envy of good looking gay men is completely apparent on Datalounge.

Good looking people don’t to tear down hotties. They consider good looking gay guys as the same tribe.

Got it?

Buh-bye.

by Anonymousreply 2911/13/2017

I see Miss North has found this thread at R29.

Hon, you cannot write FOR SHIT.

by Anonymousreply 3011/13/2017

But he can definitely show off dem titties!

by Anonymousreply 3111/13/2017

R27 R29: No photos, ugly closet WeHo homo, vociferously defending a complete stranger, who's his circuit "author" hero.

Sad.

by Anonymousreply 3211/13/2017

(North Morgan, hastily looking up the definition of "vociferously")

by Anonymousreply 3311/13/2017

R32 “circuit author hero”? Oh my sides.

Admit it. You’re jealous.

And R30....I agree that North’s writing, in his novel, has been bad.

by Anonymousreply 3411/13/2017

Jealous of what, his vapid life of gym, snort, write for an hour a week; gym, circuit party, bareback sex, rinse, repeat?

No, dear. I had my fun and survived.

by Anonymousreply 3511/13/2017

Have any of you read the novels of Steven Cooper? Another gay novelist. His fourth book was recently released... he doesn't have a shirtless instagram account and didn't detail his sex life in a blog, so no one may know who he is!

by Anonymousreply 3611/13/2017

R36 nobody on DL cares. Steven Cooper may be a good writer, but he’s not shirtless, not young and not as attractive as North Morgan.

Hence the shrill jealous old queens are not interested in VOCIFEROUSLY judging him.

by Anonymousreply 3711/13/2017

Don't you dare mention other authors in this thread about me- er, the handsome prolific North Morgan!

by Anonymousreply 3811/13/2017

Does anyone have a pic of North’s hole?

by Anonymousreply 3911/13/2017

Worship the cock! Read my books! Get some free HIV!

by Anonymousreply 4011/13/2017

Look at this serious author!

Breed me and get a free book!

by Anonymousreply 4111/13/2017

This great novelists social media is like so many authors. Have you seen John Grisham and Stephen KIng's Instagram photos? Both shirtless and hanging around with other shirtless male writers.

by Anonymousreply 4211/13/2017

Gorgeous guy, not a surprise to see bitchy comments. But those should be used on genuine dickheads.

by Anonymousreply 4311/13/2017

Hot photos r41. Where'd they come from? 😏

He's a good writer as far as his blog posts go. They show a lack of humanity that could be studied. Not sure about his novels, having never read one myself.

by Anonymousreply 4411/13/2017

R43 you must be new around here.

by Anonymousreply 4511/13/2017

The majority of his Amazon.com "reviews" are from people who've only reviewed one book, and some shoes.

Sock puppet fans or his meth-snorting pals in WeHo.

#1,126,249 Paid in Kindle Store; what a hit!

by Anonymousreply 4611/13/2017

Why so bitter R46? I see no news stories or personal confessions from North about meth snorting or HIV.

Your vociferous hatred is making you sound deranged.

by Anonymousreply 4711/13/2017

And your pathetic cheerleading for mediocrity is inane.

Text on a screen doesn't "sound" like anything, North, er North "fan."

You/he need(s) a copy editor.

by Anonymousreply 4811/13/2017

You are hilarious R48

Please embarrass yourself further

by Anonymousreply 4911/13/2017

You are insipid, R49

Please learn English grammar and punctuation.

by Anonymousreply 5011/13/2017

R49 = OP and half the posts in this thread; obviously obsessed and sad.

by Anonymousreply 5111/13/2017

I’m not one all bunged with hatred at this random guy.

Why are you so bitter? Do you have any love in your life? How long has it been since anyone has touched you?

by Anonymousreply 5211/13/2017

You are very invested in this conversation, aren’t you R51?

by Anonymousreply 5311/13/2017

I’m not one all hyped up with slathering smug praise for you, er, I mean your favorite novelist/circuit slut, R-every other post.

Why are you so obsessed? Do you have any love in your life? How long has it been since anyone bareback-fucked you?

Do you expect utter silence or sycophantic praise with every reply?

If so, you're on the wrong website.

by Anonymousreply 5411/13/2017

Do go on R54.

Do you feel your blood pressure rising?

by Anonymousreply 5511/13/2017

OP/R55: "Pay attention to ME! No, don't pay attention to me."

Make up your mind, narcissistic dullard.

Your circuit whore's books are shit.

by Anonymousreply 5611/13/2017

I don’t deny that North’s novels are bad.

But that’s really is not the motivating factor for your venom towards North, is it R56?

You want what North has, don’t you? It’s as plain as day.

Envy is unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 5711/13/2017

Poor OP; comes to self-proclaimed "bitchy" website, then reels in horror when people are actually bitchy about his jackoff no-talent un-celebrity.

by Anonymousreply 5811/13/2017

I haven't seen any full nude photos of North. I know that would make me appreciate his writing far more.

by Anonymousreply 5911/13/2017

That is a nice dick.

Finally.

by Anonymousreply 6011/13/2017

R58 you’re not contributing anything valid to this thread.

All “meth” this, and “HIV” that.

If you want to scrawl your demented fevered imaginings, then don’t surprised that other people call you on it.

by Anonymousreply 6111/13/2017

To quote your pathetic attempt to mock me, OP- R61, aka every other post on this thread, aka North Whoregan himself, "Oh, my sides!"

You came to this website specifically to get attention for this guy/you, then shriek in horror that anyone DARE to poke fun, and when his nearly illegible reader book reviews (obviously penned by his illiterate circuit pals) are linked, you go crazy.

The only one "calling" is you, OP, you and your snide inconsistent smug praise for this mediocre writer and gym addict, oops, I mean, YOU, dear Northy.

Love the tits! See ya on Grindr, whore.

by Anonymousreply 6211/13/2017

I’m the one who’s going crazy R62?

You really think I am “North Morgan”?

Oh my sides!

I would pity you, except that I have a cruel sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 6311/13/2017

And yet, you permanently park your ass here, desperately waiting for attention, to angrily defend your "author" and his vast superiority to anyone.

Go have another cocktail or five in WeHo, Mary. You have yet to acquire a sense of anything, let alone humor.

by Anonymousreply 6411/13/2017

Why are people paying attention to a 40 year old circuit queen?

by Anonymousreply 6511/13/2017

You’re hostile and confused R64. There there....shhh.

I have said, multiple times, that North’s writing was not good. That he is aging. That he’s insecure.

But your hysteria and hostility about North is quite out of proportion . You are jealous that he had sex. You are jealous that he has a long term boyfriend. You are jealous because he is attractive. Your venom is not going to change that.

Why don’t you have a cocktail in whatever hellhole you live in. Or five. Whatever it takes.

Forget about North. Forget about your life, for one evening.

by Anonymousreply 6611/13/2017

You're triggered and sociopathic, sad OP R66.

Defending this thread like the inane little fanboy you are, as if it were your little hobbled together fort of pec worship, you can only mimic other's posts, because you have no original thoughts at all.

You also defend a hack writer whose hero is sociopath Bret Easton Ellis.

Good company, OP, the North Morgan-obsessed sociopath.

You're obviously new here, so here's a tip: You don't run things.

And you're stupid.

by Anonymousreply 6711/13/2017

And you run things on Datalounge R67? You think you are that important?

Sad. Pathetic.

And stupid.

by Anonymousreply 6811/13/2017

^ OP, the North Morgan deranged fanboy: a desperate sociopath....running out of gas.

by Anonymousreply 6911/13/2017

Where is the link to his RentBoy.com profile?

by Anonymousreply 7011/13/2017

R69 you are a loon. Nice balloon gif. What else have you got?

I have to go to bed.

But you keep jealousy stewing over your nonsensical hatred of North Morgan, a guy that doesn’t know your alive, and wouldn’t care if he did. Your obsession with him is sad and pathetic or stupid.

by Anonymousreply 7111/13/2017

"I have to go to bed." - Your dildo is calling.

"Your obsession with him" - types the crazed fan who STARTED this thread.

"doesn’t know your alive" - my alive what, illiterate douchebro?

"Oh my said" - Said what (see above)?

by Anonymousreply 7211/13/2017

Can both of you just shut up? Jesus Christ.

by Anonymousreply 7311/14/2017

Does he actually have a long-term boyfriend? It's difficult to tell from that Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 7411/14/2017

Mr Steven Cooper:

by Anonymousreply 7511/14/2017

R73 sorry. I know that this has been ridiculous, but I just couldn’t stop prodding Mr Asshole Gif.

R74 The last time that I looked at North Morgan’s Instragram, he had pictures of his boyfriend and a link to his boyfriends blog. They were obviously a couple.

R75 do you have permission to start threads? If not, I’ll gladly start a thread which is devoted to Steven Cooper.

by Anonymousreply 7611/14/2017

R76: oh please do re: Steven Cooper. TIA.

by Anonymousreply 7711/14/2017

Gurl needs to keep her shirt on.

by Anonymousreply 7811/14/2017

R77 Your Steven Cooper thread is now ready

by Anonymousreply 7911/14/2017

Lazy bitch needs to stop skipping leg day.

by Anonymousreply 8011/14/2017

R80 that’s skipping leg day? ⬇️

by Anonymousreply 8111/14/2017

"I know that this has been ridiculous..." - OP aka R76

Yes, OP, but your lame droning Aspie-esque defense of this guy is more sad and guileless (more words for you to look up, or tattoo on your leg, perhaps).

"The last time that I looked at North Morgan’s Instragram (sic)" = five minutes ago.

Admit it, OP/crazed fan; you're obsessed. You're also a smug, droning undeservedly elitist nobody. You should copy-paste all this for your/his next "satirical" novel (which will just be a snarky roman a clef - Hey, another word for you to learn).

by Anonymousreply 8211/14/2017

[quote]he had pictures of his boyfriend and a link to his boyfriends blog

Really? Because I went back ten months and found no pictures of this Steven guy on his IG, or any pics of him tagged. There were several pics with the 'brettburbach' guy tagged, however, among others.

by Anonymousreply 8311/14/2017

The prose of this poem brings a tear to my eye.

by Anonymousreply 8411/14/2017

Ah, you’ve woken up R82. Or the Bedlam attendants have granted you access to a computer.

I’m not the OP. I first posted at R20.

You are the one who read North’s Amazon reviews, and then searched the reviewers to find out that they’d only reviewed shoes before they reviewed North’s books. Really...and you’re calling me obsessed?

I don’t really care about North’s books, but I did enjoy his London Preppy blog. But I have enjoyed needling and prodding you. Such rage at someone you don’t supposedly care about. You will never have North’s life. You are just an ugly man, inside and out. Deep down, you agree with me. You don’t deserve love.

Who don’t you block me, if I so offend you?

by Anonymousreply 8511/14/2017

Keep projecting your own ugly bile, R85, if that gets you through the day.

And do keep up with your slathering adoration and feeble attempts at insults, Mary. It shows your vapidity.

And no, cunt, I don't agree with you on anything. You're a smug little cunt, worshipping a no-talent circuit cocke-snorting narcissist.

Enjoy your vapid WeHo life, cunt!

by Anonymousreply 8611/14/2017

R84: " The prose of this poem brings a tear to my eye. "

Prose is not a poem, idiot.

R84: "Books are so decorative, don't you think?"

by Anonymousreply 8711/14/2017

"You will never have North’s life. "

And neither will you, hollow sociopathic tool.

R85: a sociopathic obsessed fan defending a sociopathic muscle Mary circuit author who tattoos quotes from a sociopathic author of psychopathic murder stories.

One could surmise that Morgan has only posted here pretending to be a fan, simply because his slimy hero Bret Easton Ellis has done the same.

by Anonymousreply 8811/14/2017

^ Yes I do.

by Anonymousreply 8911/14/2017

“A sociopathic muscle Mary circuit author”

Oh my sides!

Bwahahaha

by Anonymousreply 9011/14/2017

if i ignore this hack writer. will he go ...away?

by Anonymousreply 9111/14/2017

"I'm a naked social media activist I do this for you here's my ass give me money"

Just beautiful. I see why you like him so much.

by Anonymousreply 9211/14/2017

R92, good enough for him to tattoo on his/your ass?

The sad thing about his "fans" like OP, etc., is their glaring failure to differentiate satire from life lesson.

Being a sad attempt of a bitchy hateful cunt, as R85 tries to be, only prove their ineptitude in taking any lessons from such "literature." They see it as a handbook.

"What don't you block me?" I think that was supposed to be Why, and the answer is the same when gazing upon a wallabee in a zoo; because you're funny to look at.

Such sour sad souls. (That's called alliteration, Northie-fan illiterates.)

by Anonymousreply 9311/14/2017

Ace Era is hot R93

But he’s a sad troubled soul, at least according the DL thread about him.

You are a sad troubled soul, but you’re not hot. A terrible combination.

You are jealous. Of North. Of people who have friends. Of people who are willingly touched by someone....anyone.

Sad.

by Anonymousreply 9411/14/2017

Cunty, the only thing worse than bad sentence fragment poetry is when it's typed by a hypocritical prissy bitch nobody like you. Prove you're hot, hauty phaggotte, or STFU.

by Anonymousreply 9511/14/2017

R95 There, there......shhhh.

Rest your head on my breast....

by Anonymousreply 9611/14/2017

Girls, girls. Stop it this minute. You're both miserable, smelly, rancid cunts!

by Anonymousreply 9711/14/2017

R97 my apologies for this total derailment of this thread.

But I have to dump gasoline on this burning dumpster fire at R95

by Anonymousreply 9811/14/2017

Yes, do threaten violence, bitch. That's the last resort of the inept and inarticulate.

by Anonymousreply 9911/14/2017

R99 it surprises me, with you deep grasp of English, that you wouldn’t recognize a metaphor.

Tsk tsk....since that is your only claim to self esteem...

by Anonymousreply 10011/14/2017

It surprises me that you feebly attempted the use of a metaphor.

Will you have it tattooed on your leg, too?

by Anonymousreply 10111/14/2017

You can do much better than that feeble riposte R101

by Anonymousreply 10211/14/2017

R102: "Pay attention to me!!!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 10311/14/2017

Can someone start a new part two thread? Without these two? Then we can go there and leave them to bicker.

by Anonymousreply 10411/15/2017

Nauseating isn't it R104. But there are plenty of good cock shots in this thread so let's keep it. Just block those two screeching harpies!

by Anonymousreply 10511/15/2017

This 'screeching harpie' posted those nude photos, cunt.

You're welcome, cunt.

by Anonymousreply 10611/15/2017

Beef galore!

[quote]northmorganPut some bbq sauce on that

brettburbachHow could you do mike so dirty like this tho??

by Anonymousreply 10711/18/2017

Is he the Steve Grand of gay novelists?

by Anonymousreply 10811/18/2017

An aptly named team.

by Anonymousreply 10911/18/2017

^ I fucking love that Instagram account.

by Anonymousreply 11011/18/2017

R12 that means he was either on opiates, or he had a flash on his mobile phone camera.

by Anonymousreply 11111/19/2017

Yes it's hilarious R109!

by Anonymousreply 11211/19/2017

Good lord. This is what passes for gay "literature"? It's superficial crap that wouldn't get a B in a high school creative writing class.

[quote] northmorgan Do you know when there’s a hot guy in the gym and you walk past each other and half a second later there’s a draft of air that’s caused by you two crossing each other and for just one fleeting moment you can smell his body scent? That moment that holds all the pathos, all the lust and desire and the immediate despair that you feel knowing that this is the closest you’ll ever get to this guy and his scent and his body, and now he’s gone. That moment, times a million. INTO? / Out May 22 2018

by Anonymousreply 11311/24/2017

Yes R113....I had that exact same experience, in the real life, at the gym two hours ago.

North is the voice of a certain segment of the gay male population.

by Anonymousreply 11411/24/2017

OK, R114, I've had that experience in the gym as well. Nevertheless, this still seems like dreck.

by Anonymousreply 11511/24/2017

"the voice of a certain segment of the gay male population.

Yes, vapid WeHo queens with body dysmorphia, who, by the way, don't read books.

by Anonymousreply 11611/24/2017

This person is a street in Chicago.

by Anonymousreply 11711/24/2017

or the unused name of a generic porn whore.

by Anonymousreply 11811/24/2017

It’s almost here:

[quote]northmorganDo you know when there’s a hot guy in the gym and you walk past each other and half a second later there’s a draft of air that’s caused by you two crossing each other and for just one fleeting moment you can smell his body scent? That moment that holds all the pathos: all the lust and desire and the immediate despair that you feel knowing that this is the closest you’ll ever get to this guy and his body and his life, and now he’s gone. That moment, times a million. INTO? / Out May 22 2018

by Anonymousreply 11911/25/2017

Oops sorry, didn’t see r113 before posting...

by Anonymousreply 12011/25/2017

No, North. You didn't see. you were too busy copy-pasting your shitty prose to try to make your shitty "novel" happen.

So, "Out May 22 2018," which means we're going to endure half a year of self-promotional hype from this circuit queen as he pretends to be one adoring fan after another.

by Anonymousreply 12111/25/2017

I for one look forward to the inevitable additional dick-pic leak that will drive up more business. Yes there's some old ones, but we want to see it as it is TODAY, after the treatments and penis pump.

by Anonymousreply 12211/25/2017

Yes, R122! "To have no talent is not enough."

by Anonymousreply 12311/25/2017

Poor lamb R121....how can you bare “endure half a year of self promotional hype from this circuit queen”?

It must be hard for you, living with such artistic degradation all around you. You are so courageous.

by Anonymousreply 12411/25/2017

Brave, stalwart R124; defending the Golds Gym literary greats on a gossip website with feeble attempts at sarcasm. what a hero!

by Anonymousreply 12511/25/2017

You know you don’t wanna miss this:

by Anonymousreply 12611/26/2017

Okay, who among us is gonna pony up the membership to his Only Fans page (assuming that he is not fucking with people)?

Obsessed troll, you seem to most likely to be setting aside a portion of your social security check to find additional North’s cock shots.

by Anonymousreply 12711/26/2017

R127 aka OP, aka every single other post in this thread.

Obsessed troll, thy name is OP, aka the haggard has-been circuit queen who will die alone.

Being an obsessed fanboy isn't going to make anyone like this shitty books, OP.

by Anonymousreply 12811/26/2017

I have no plans to purchase his novel any time soon, but North (is that his legal name?) certainly is a sexy man who possess one Hell of a big, gorgeous behind. I am certain that he has pleasured many, many dicks with that dumpster.

by Anonymousreply 12911/26/2017

Well R128? Are you going to spend the money on North’s Only Fans page?

I’m impressed you know how to operate Imgur....most mentally deficient people can’t do that.

by Anonymousreply 13011/26/2017

R130, the resident North Morgan fan troll, is easily impressed by 30 seconds of copy-pasting and screencapturing.

That's obvious, since he thinks this muscle mary with a fake name is a worthy writer.

Keep it up with the deluded feeble attacks on others' presumed age, North, er, North "Fan." It's really helping you win over the DL crowd.

by Anonymousreply 13111/26/2017

Raves!

"I struggled to finish the book, but I did manage to finish reading it at the end. It's an average read, neither great or exiting. It's a story I recognise and see far too often in London and probably copied from other books.

"I personally would not recommend it.

"I did consider purchasing this book on kindle, but luckily it was lent to me, so therefore I saved my cash."

by Anonymousreply 13211/26/2017

I am instantly turned off by tats and smirking selfie-egos that have an empty neurotic need to take pictures of themselves all day long, but I can't deny his innate sexual appeal. But I find 40ish men in still good shape in a 40ish body much more sexier than 20something hardbodies. And he's got awesome loins. Love those lovehandles on his side. He's a man with just a hint of boyishness in his face, still hanging on to baby fat. Adorable.

The ego, however, will always be the deal-breaker for me.

by Anonymousreply 13311/26/2017

Am I wrong R131? I’m certain that you receive most of your income through Social Security: either because you’re old and/or disabled. It helps to explain your irrational rage and bitterness.

Anyway, if you want to put up a GoFundMe in order for you to access North’s Only Fans page, I’d be happy to contribute. My only condition: you must use your Imgur skills to post whatever is behind his Only Fans page and then discuss what your thoughts are on this thread.

The thought of you simmering in impotent rage at North’s body, friends and lifestyle will be delicious.

by Anonymousreply 13411/26/2017

"Am I wrong?" - (R134, aka OP, aka the droning obsessed North Morgan cheerleading squad of one)

On all counts, Mary.

Funny how your typing is as dull as the author's. What a coincidence.

by Anonymousreply 13511/26/2017

No one below the age of 65 uses “Mary” to refer to other gay guys.

Oh my sides!

by Anonymousreply 13611/26/2017

No one below the age of 65 uses “Oh my sides” to refer to anything.

Mary.

by Anonymousreply 13711/26/2017

Do you a Google alert set up for “North Morgan”, or do you just have the various North Morgan sites (Instagram, his Amazon book reviews, etc) bookmarked on your computer?

How often do you check North’s sites? Daily? Hourly?

Please, we want to know.

by Anonymousreply 13811/26/2017

"Please, we want to know. " You and your multiple personalities, each one a dullard.

by Anonymousreply 13911/26/2017

Well R139?

How is it you regale us with North’s news so constantly?

After all, you did give us North’s X pics. What else has your obsession with him sniffed out?

by Anonymousreply 14011/26/2017

Dancing is good for your Mind and Body:

by Anonymousreply 14111/26/2017

Manly chests are ever so comforting:

by Anonymousreply 14211/26/2017

If I walked into that shot I'd do the trope of pushing North to the side while I jumped in his daddy friend Mark's arms. EXCUSE ME LESSER SHORTER ONE WITH THE PSEUDONYM

He does have good taste

by Anonymousreply 14311/27/2017

Ooh, OP/Northie R138 R140 got triggered again! So insistent! So demanding! Another tantrum. Tsk tsk.

That's good, R141, R142; pretty (contrived) pictures for the baby. Calm it down vwith piccies of itself.

by Anonymousreply 14411/27/2017

I simply asked you a question R144. Which you have avoided answering, but we all know what the story is.

And do you really think that all the posts on this thread are from North himself? That’s unbearably sad. You are delusional.

by Anonymousreply 14511/27/2017

Squad goal:

by Anonymousreply 14611/27/2017

I think we see where North fits in, based on his position in that picture

by Anonymousreply 14711/27/2017

Music feeds the Soul:

by Anonymousreply 14811/27/2017

OP/R145; the obdurate sociopathic fanboi, pushing 40.

R147: double anal?

by Anonymousreply 14911/27/2017

I’M sociopathic R149?

Oh my sides!

You hope that North is answering you on this thread, because, in your greasy mind, it is the only way that you’ll have contact with him. Your impotent, raging jealousy/ longing desire are obvious to all.

by Anonymousreply 15011/27/2017

"I’M sociopathic" - (OP, the psychotically obsessed North Morgan fanboiqueen)

Yes, dear. You're deranged, unhinged, obsessive, nuts, cray-cray, and a narcissist.

You're also running out of new words, just like the pedantic no-talent "author" you worship.

Face it; North Morgan's self-obsessed. His constant need to create bucolic Instagram poses with circuit pals and selfies proves it. "Love me! Adore me!" Sad.

The fact that this very thread shows up on the first page of his fake name search results proves that someone as self-obsessed as he/you would show up on this website.

You only post on this thread.

You are persistently, arrogant, angry, delusional, and smug, just like the fake-named awful author North Morgan.

You write terribly, just like North Morgan.

You can't bear any criticism, just like the bug-eyed HIV-positive whore North Morgan.

You repeat yourself often, like a brain-damaged whore who worships sociopaths and psychopaths.

You/he has tattoos of quotes from a novel about a serial killer.

You're an easy target, too, just like your has-been hero, Bret E. Ellis, author of 'American Psycho.'

You're him, and even if you're not, you might as well be.

But don't worry, "North." Your terrible writing aside, you have a pretty cock.

by Anonymousreply 15111/27/2017

That was delightful R151!

That post was a psycho magnum opus!

More more more!

by Anonymousreply 15211/27/2017

^ R152, aka OP, aka the bottomless pit of narcissistic neediness, aka sociopathic whore.

by Anonymousreply 15311/27/2017

R153 even your non objective statements are incorrect.

I’m not the OP, I first posted at R20.

I have commented on many more threads than this one.

And I’m definitely not North Morgan.

Are you on psychoactive medication? Because you definitely need it.

by Anonymousreply 15411/27/2017

[quote]Are you on psychoactive medication? Because you definitely need it.

Wow! the sexual tension between you two is insane.

You guys need to meet up and get a room - for a week.

by Anonymousreply 15511/27/2017

R155 I doubt the obsessive troll is up to my physical standards.

In fact I’m sure of it.

by Anonymousreply 15611/27/2017

[quote]But don't worry, "North." Your terrible writing aside, you have a pretty cock.

That linked pic says uncut.

I don' see no foreskin!

by Anonymousreply 15711/27/2017

In 10 years, who’ll care?

by Anonymousreply 15811/27/2017

Correction; in 10 minutes, who'll care?

by Anonymousreply 15911/27/2017

OMG! This rowing back and forth between you two has been going on since October!

by Anonymousreply 16011/27/2017

R160, proving that: nobody else cares about this whore,

...and that I'm right: the only person other than me this interested in the circuit whore author poser is the circuit whore author poser.

by Anonymousreply 16111/27/2017

God! The EGO!

by Anonymousreply 16211/27/2017

You obviously care about him R161.

You care about him quite a lot.

by Anonymousreply 16311/27/2017

R163: "Pay attention to MEEEEEEE!!!"

by Anonymousreply 16411/27/2017

You two could have both written a North Morgan style novel in the time you've been wasting typing insults at each other.

Think about it!

by Anonymousreply 16511/27/2017

North is a mediocre writer R165

by Anonymousreply 16611/27/2017

He's no doubt copy-pasting this all for his next vapid tome.

"Troll: the epistologically-penned story of a narcissistic writer whose nude photos get shared online. His quest to vanquish all traces of mocking gossip and nude selfies leads him down a rabbit hole of deceit and treachery, in between artfully staged sunset selfies and frequent snorts of cocaine.

"Like my books, only with bigger cocks!" - Bret Easton Ellis

"Who the fuck are you?" - Dennis Cooper

"Epic!" - David Foster Wallace's rotting corpse

by Anonymousreply 16711/27/2017

“Pay attention to me”....Is that all you’ve got R164?

Are your psych meds kicking in?

by Anonymousreply 16811/27/2017

Oh, R168, do fuck off. You're tiresome.

And you oughtta know about meds, coke-head.

by Anonymousreply 16911/27/2017

Your Google and Imgur skills are quite amazing.

Please, you show us more.

by Anonymousreply 17011/27/2017

I have empathy for him. While he is too private to share this, what you don’t know is about the life-changing illness he suffers from. See, since about 14, a rare skin condition has made it impossible for North to wear a shirt for extended periods without suffering severe pain. It is only through god’s grace that he has been granted a good body.

He is actually raising awareness for this sad condition through every photo he posts. He likes to give back.

by Anonymousreply 17111/27/2017

This thread has certainly been.............interesting. Just a wild guess, but North will never ever be on The New York Times® Best Sellers list, nor be a name that anyone outside of very limited circles will recognize (Instagram perhaps being his largest circle). He certainly is cute for his age, but I can not find anything else to say about him. R151 lands the triple axel in my book. Que Sera, Sera.

by Anonymousreply 17211/27/2017

Throwback: when Bros dance!

by Anonymousreply 17311/28/2017

Fucking hilarious ^^^

by Anonymousreply 17411/28/2017

There goes the belief that gay men are good dancers. That looks like Tai-Chi-ercize. I've seen little old Chinese ladies in SF parks with better skillz.

by Anonymousreply 17511/28/2017

That body is perfection. Just enough beefy muscles and not covered in those vile veins bodybuilders usually have.

by Anonymousreply 17611/28/2017

One can tell a lot about a man's romantic technique by how he dances.

So, these ones are slumping lumps of inept nothing.

by Anonymousreply 17711/28/2017

No Bob....these guys are athletic and they don’t have any bodyfat.

People are far more likely to give them a try, rather than fatties who bust some moves.

by Anonymousreply 17811/28/2017

There's a reason they never allowed white people on "Soul Train" and it's on full display at R173.

by Anonymousreply 17911/28/2017

[quote] they don’t have any bodyfat.

North has his share of body fat. I believe there is a 4-pack trying to get out.

Not that I'm complaining. I rather like his body type. Beefy, a little "fluffy," but not sloppy.

by Anonymousreply 18011/28/2017

This of his Instagram on 8/16/17 and he has a 6 pack and cum gutters R180.

I suspect that he is constantly vigilant about his food consumption, otherwise he'd blow up like a whale.

by Anonymousreply 18111/29/2017

When is his porn video with the Raw Fuck Club or Treasure Island coming out?

by Anonymousreply 18211/29/2017

As much as I make fun of him, I'd think he'd pick a classier studio, like Bromo.

by Anonymousreply 18311/30/2017

North would be a huge hit as a bottom over at Machofucker!

by Anonymousreply 18412/01/2017

North’s annual Xmas Story:

by Anonymousreply 18512/01/2017

Wow, he is looking old as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 18612/01/2017

Agreed, R186

by Anonymousreply 18712/01/2017

Throwback!

by Anonymousreply 18812/02/2017

Speedo Realness:

by Anonymousreply 18912/02/2017

What the date on that picture R189?

I'd say a minimum of 10 years ago.

North is still hot, but he's more mangina than boypussy.

by Anonymousreply 19012/02/2017

Learnable Moment: North’s Literary Influences -

by Anonymousreply 19112/07/2017

He looks like he aged 10 years.

by Anonymousreply 19212/07/2017

R192 here. I was referring to his recent photo on Instagram. He looks like he’s in his late 40s. I guess it’s that frenetic partying lifestyle.

by Anonymousreply 19312/07/2017

"Books are so decorative, don't you think?"

by Anonymousreply 19412/07/2017

“Sean Cody” before 2014 is a “literary influence”? How in the hell is gay porn a literary influence? He’s even more vacuous than I thought. He also listed the “NFL Scouting Combine”. Is this supposed to add a “butch” appeal? Usually, when a good writer cites literary influences, they might list Shaw, Ibsen, Tolstoy, etc. North Morgan lists Sean Cody, but pre-2014 only. This has to be a joke. Also, how is Sean Cody different in pre-2014 as opposed to today? It’s all the same.

by Anonymousreply 19512/07/2017

(See how LITERAY I am?)

There are thirteen piles. Choices are quite predictable really: Franny and Zooey - JD Salinger; The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath; At the existentialist cafe - Sarah Bakewell; Nausea - Jean Paul Sartre; The tunnel - Ernesto Sabato; Bright lights, big city - Jay McInerney; The major works - Oscar Wilde; The outsider - Albert Camus; The secret history - Donna Tartt; Post office - Charles Bukowski; The beautiful and damned - F Scott Fitzgerald; What we talk about when we talk about love - Raymond Carver; Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov

by Anonymousreply 19612/07/2017

Lulz at R161

North is aware that he's ridiculous

However, that has limited shelf life

And the "sell by" date was about two years ago

by Anonymousreply 19712/10/2017

Deep soul searching:

[quote]northmorganBecause everything means too much, and despite the passing of time, nothing ever goes away. And if I were to reflect, try to come up with any sort of life assessment and see what it is that I contributed to the world, the answer would be this: stories about how desirable I tried to be, how beautiful everyone around me was, and how damaged I had become, handing the world back pieces of my broken self.

by Anonymousreply 19812/10/2017

North’s weekend pre-gaming suggestion:

by Anonymousreply 19912/10/2017

But...

by Anonymousreply 20012/10/2017

Here it is:

by Anonymousreply 20112/10/2017

His fans are more amusing:

isavorcasWow.....@northmorgan, sounds very familiar to me....I never really thought of myself as good looking; until people started to see positive changes in me. Unfortunately that became an obsession and I became very self centered and self absorption was overwhelming. If some didnt like me; I did everything I could to make sure that I had them convinced. In order to satisfy their interest; I became a compulsive liar. This became very strong resentments against those that had problems with me...even family. I isolated myself and told th never to speak to me until they changed for something better. I too had to rebuild me like a puzzle broken in a Million pieces with nobody to help me but me....now, I'm fuckin stronger than I have ever been....thats all a part of who we are, where we let it take us, when to deal with it and why it should change for the better. I hope this makes some sense to you because regardless of where, who,what and when we are.....LIFE will show up.. .I know now how to prepare, evaluate, think about expectations and outcomes in who will be effected.....I must be completely accountable for my part. I'm very thankful and grateful to God for resolution....Peace be with you.

toddstein88Bitch what does this mean I dropped out of third grade!

by Anonymousreply 20212/10/2017

North’s annual tasteful guide to Music:

by Anonymousreply 20312/12/2017

Spotify:

by Anonymousreply 20412/12/2017

Give this bitch his Pulitzer and be done with it.

by Anonymousreply 20512/12/2017

Oops sorry pls ignore link at r204.

by Anonymousreply 20612/12/2017

Who is this dim wit milleniuel?

by Anonymousreply 20712/13/2017

Recommended reading:

by Anonymousreply 20812/13/2017

That's cute that you think he's a millennial R207

by Anonymousreply 20912/13/2017

The Story:

by Anonymousreply 21012/13/2017

Would anyone even pay attention to this pretentious, immature, vapid egomaniac, morning if he wasn’t so handsome, with a hot body? Most gay men are just interested in his looks and not his cliched writing, a la Jacqueline Susann. Who can really relate to his hackneyed fiction, except for young, handsome, hung, muscled gay men who live in gay meccas, with wealth?

by Anonymousreply 21112/13/2017

"To have no talent is not enough. Ya gotta get a gimmick."

by Anonymousreply 21212/13/2017

Serving Legs:

by Anonymousreply 21312/15/2017

You do realise those aren't his legs - no tattoos. That's whoever he's fucking this week.

by Anonymousreply 21412/16/2017

The area where his upper abs meet his pecs is kinda weird.

by Anonymousreply 21512/16/2017

Some much needed Xmas cheer:

by Anonymousreply 21612/21/2017

R216 - Thank you! Hearing more about Novelist North Morgan is like an early Christmas!

by Anonymousreply 21712/21/2017
by Anonymousreply 21812/21/2017

The Novelist’s Art of Observation:

by Anonymousreply 21912/21/2017

Is anyone else getting adverts for his stupid book when they open grindr?

by Anonymousreply 22012/27/2017

The Novelist’s Art of Observation: isn't that good. He identifies the Angel Gabriel as Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 22112/27/2017

How did our literary giant spend the holidays?

by Anonymousreply 22212/28/2017

Observing things, I'd imagine. He's not a bad writer but he seems sociopathic - it's pretty easy to imagine his characters are him (because of his blog)

by Anonymousreply 22312/28/2017

What, no shirtless Christmas tree selfies? No pics of bows on his nipples?

by Anonymousreply 22412/29/2017

Bros being Bros:

by Anonymousreply 22512/29/2017

Throwback: cozy takeaway -

by Anonymousreply 22612/29/2017

So, North, he's your new or old fuck daddy?

by Anonymousreply 22712/29/2017

Sorry, I don’t know these people, so it’s ignorant but they don’t look like people I’d want to know.

by Anonymousreply 22812/29/2017

Well, go to the gym, move to LA, snort some coke and join a rec league sports team!

Report back to us in a year.

by Anonymousreply 22912/29/2017

Thank god we have more posts about North Morgan. I was getting worried!

by Anonymousreply 23012/29/2017

Some literary reference:

by Anonymousreply 23112/31/2017

Did someone buy him a shirt for Xmas? He must be cold these days.

by Anonymousreply 23212/31/2017

[quote]Less Than Zero with an Instagram account:

[quote]Konrad Platt needs to get out of town. Heartbroken after his boyfriend leaves him for another man, Konrad abandons his life in London for the warm sun and blue surf of LA. He occupies a refined world of hard abs, VIP parties, and designer drugs that’s constantly, endlessly documented on social media. You know him from your various feeds – sunkissed, gym ripped and always having a better time than you. Or is he?

In Into? North Morgan shines a coolly mesmerizing light on the modern generation of gay men that are living firmly outside the closet, freed from the shadow of AIDS and elevated by popular culture, but plagued by a new set of problems, insecurities and self-destructions.

Beneath the perfectly curated Instagram profile is a man spiraling out of control and desperate for meaningful connection. As Konrad goes from gay bar to gay pride, and swipes right from bed to bed, North Morgan spins a story in brutal, addictive prose of excess and love that’s like nothing you’ve ever read.

by Anonymousreply 23301/01/2018

Please, more info on Up-and-Coming Gay Novelist North Morgan. I predict he will be a major force in literature in 2018.

by Anonymousreply 23401/01/2018

R234 is North Morgan.

by Anonymousreply 23501/01/2018

More like North Morgan's mom

by Anonymousreply 23601/01/2018

R235 R236 - If you must know, I am the president of UCGNNMLAS, the Up-and-Coming Gay Novelist North Morgan Literary Appreciate Society. We have MANY members from most of the English-speaking countries. And Mr. Morgan even has a following in Malaysia. We have an intern who is coordinating efforts to translate Mr. Morgan's work into many exotic languages. All the major Asian ones. Plus Turkish and French even. Yes, he is that good. Of course, we find it an added bonus that Mr. Morgan looks terribly yummy without his shirt. But that should not detract from his literary excellence.

by Anonymousreply 23701/01/2018

Call me when he reaches Hollinghurst levels

by Anonymousreply 23801/01/2018

Roman-a-Cleft Chin.

by Anonymousreply 23901/03/2018

Updates!

by Anonymousreply 24001/10/2018

[quote]In 2018, I will be writing exclusively friend fiction about straight guys from the gym: “We started talking at the cable crossover. ‘Are you using that, bro?’, he said to me, pointing at the rope. ‘No, man, it’s all you’, I replied. A few weeks later, having developed a gym rapport, he came over to my house...and we ate. We discussed contemporary TV shows. At 10.30 he went home, and I retired to bed”

by Anonymousreply 24101/11/2018

He's a regular Samuel Pepys.

by Anonymousreply 24201/11/2018

R240 [bold] HOT.

by Anonymousreply 24301/11/2018

Man: 40-year-old.

Haircut: 14-year-old.

by Anonymousreply 24401/11/2018

He is both damn cute and old. Nuff said..

by Anonymousreply 24501/11/2018

His banal 'literature' would do better as audiobooks with him narrating, nude.

by Anonymousreply 24601/12/2018

Promotions!

by Anonymousreply 24701/12/2018

He’s waiting!

by Anonymousreply 24801/12/2018

meh

by Anonymousreply 24901/13/2018

Future Funk is here:

by Anonymousreply 25001/25/2018

If y’all are wondering what the hell all these future funk mallsoft means, here’s a guide:

by Anonymousreply 25101/25/2018

Get Vaporized:

by Anonymousreply 25201/25/2018

Sorry, North, but are you now positioning yourself as an "#influencer?" That's #nice.

How about influencing some lube or sex toys and demonstrating them?

Easily washable sheets for your circuit orgies?

They all seem like nice tie-ins for your up-cum-ing epic.

by Anonymousreply 25301/26/2018

Pink sneakers and inverted baseball caps look ridiculous on a man who’s pushing 40 years old.

by Anonymousreply 25401/26/2018

Doing New things with the language [part 1/3]!

by Anonymousreply 25501/27/2018

Doing New things with the language [part 2/3]!

by Anonymousreply 25601/27/2018

Doing New things with the language [part 3/3]!

by Anonymousreply 25701/27/2018

The Auteur:

by Anonymousreply 25801/27/2018

Bros...

by Anonymousreply 25901/27/2018

...being Bros:

by Anonymousreply 26001/27/2018

Good God almighty, this is one tedious kaweeen.

by Anonymousreply 26101/27/2018

North or the obsessive troll who’s inundating with these last ten posts R261

by Anonymousreply 26201/27/2018

He's fucking shimmydown the Doctuh now?

by Anonymousreply 26301/28/2018

such risable feigned informal jollity while being photographed shirtless.

by Anonymousreply 26401/29/2018

Throwback: Masc4Masc group meet -

by Anonymousreply 26501/29/2018

Friends who love one another:

by Anonymousreply 26601/29/2018

classics from which to lift ideas....

by Anonymousreply 26702/02/2018

100% European!

by Anonymousreply 26802/02/2018

Living for Chaos:

by Anonymousreply 26902/03/2018

Beauty Brawns and Brains!

by Anonymousreply 27002/08/2018

He certainly is sexy, but his Insta-famous or not story is boring. In that world, we can look at 20 somethings who are sexier. I wish him luck, but his "art" needs to wow us now.

by Anonymousreply 27102/08/2018

'but his "art" needs to wow us now. '

I'd settle for more erect cock pics.

by Anonymousreply 27202/09/2018

The pic at R270 is his current Scruff profile pic.

by Anonymousreply 27302/09/2018

Scruff? He looks like he bathes in Nair.

by Anonymousreply 27402/09/2018

R273 screen name of his Scruff profile please

Don’t tell me it’s “London Preppy”

by Anonymousreply 27502/09/2018

Really r273? Please share more!

by Anonymousreply 27602/10/2018

NOPE

by Anonymousreply 27702/10/2018

He is less successful than Pippa Middleton's cook book and that was pretty shit

by Anonymousreply 27802/10/2018

How many of his so-called friends will be there when he hits age 50?

by Anonymousreply 27902/11/2018

6

by Anonymousreply 28002/11/2018

I wanna bum him

by Anonymousreply 28102/11/2018

When you fuck him, do you have to endure a private reading of his 'literature?'

by Anonymousreply 28202/12/2018

More woes of being obsessed with straight boys:

by Anonymousreply 28302/19/2018

[quote]screen name of his Scruff profile please

His username is merely a period ("." - without the quotes) but he frequently shows up in the Most Woof'd section. Look for him there and send him a message, I guess. And report back.

by Anonymousreply 28402/19/2018

Also, his 'story' at R283 doesn't make any sense. The straight guy walked out of the gym with the towel still around his waist but without his pants? This is taking the towel dance phenomenon to ridiculous levels.

by Anonymousreply 28502/19/2018

Mr Morgan is rather fond of the Unreliable Narrator device, or so it seems...

by Anonymousreply 28602/19/2018

Thank you, I’ve found his Scruff profile r284

Hmmm. I cannot think of a thing to say to him.

by Anonymousreply 28702/19/2018

Really? After all this time?

by Anonymousreply 28802/19/2018

His early promise has turned out to be a bust

I loved his London Preppy blog...but that was 10 years ago

Now, he’s just a failed novelist who being supported by family money....at 38 years old

Sigh

by Anonymousreply 28902/19/2018

North is a cute but very middle-aged man who sorta, kinda writes I suppose. So what are we commenting on exactly?

by Anonymousreply 29002/19/2018

His nascent Lesbian tendencies

by Anonymousreply 29102/20/2018

His firm stalwart erection?

by Anonymousreply 29202/22/2018

Has anyone on DL fucked him?

by Anonymousreply 29302/22/2018

STAN forever:

by Anonymousreply 29402/27/2018

R294 can’t you come up with more of North’s cock pics, instead of his boring Instagram feed?

North is not that interesting unless he’s presenting hole.

by Anonymousreply 29502/27/2018

He's a gran old gal, he;s a high flyin man.

But where does he stan?

by Anonymousreply 29602/28/2018

I find his face worth ejaculating upon.

by Anonymousreply 29703/01/2018

Winter has Come:

by Anonymousreply 29803/02/2018

But has he lately?

by Anonymousreply 29903/02/2018

Recommended reading:

by Anonymousreply 30003/05/2018

pretentious twaddle.

by Anonymousreply 30103/07/2018

Back to his Athenian roots:

by Anonymousreply 30203/11/2018

Tennessee in Greece:

by Anonymousreply 30303/12/2018

Ορέστης Τζιόβας:

by Anonymousreply 30403/12/2018

Well, smell HER!!

He’s so self-important, smug, egotistical and pretentious.

by Anonymousreply 30503/14/2018

Serving Brodude Realness:

by Anonymousreply 30603/28/2018

Home:

by Anonymousreply 30703/28/2018

tittilating.

by Anonymousreply 30803/29/2018

I just read the plot summary and excerpt for his upcoming book on amazon, and...

It’s EXACTLY, word by word, his previous book. As in, he’s just changed the title and used another publisher.

by Anonymousreply 30904/06/2018

Reader Roxanne is not pleased with all that Casual Sex:

by Anonymousreply 31004/06/2018

R309: I think he had a falling out with his previous publisher, and his last novel with them was not well promoted/distributed, hence the new publisher and the new title for the ‘unread’ old work.

by Anonymousreply 31104/06/2018

Oh, dear. Sadz. He should just do arty porn.

by Anonymousreply 31204/06/2018

Surrender the Pink:

by Anonymousreply 31304/06/2018

He is going straight & marrying a hot chick for his next book!

by Anonymousreply 31404/08/2018

Who are the good younger gay writers right now? Who is the new generation of the Violet Quill era, post-Stonewall group? Because I know this North Morgan guy is certainly not one of them? I’d like suggestions for new modern gay classics.

by Anonymousreply 31504/09/2018

R315, that's worthy of a new thread, and several old ones.

Don't besmirch other writers by grouping them in this thread. Let's just enjoy North's man-boobs and hefty cock.

by Anonymousreply 31604/12/2018

Writing really is a MindSoulandBODY thing:

by Anonymousreply 31704/13/2018

Not forgeting the NFL boys:

by Anonymousreply 31804/14/2018

Read an Excerpt of ‘Into’:

by Anonymousreply 31904/14/2018

^ Oops sorry, not really an Excerpt, but you can Pre-order your copy!

by Anonymousreply 32004/14/2018

Vivid Imagination for Dialogue:

[quote]northmorganCoach, looking into my eyes: “If we pick you, I have to be convinced you’re not going to screw me. Can I trust you?” Me, staring back intently: “I’m going to be the best decision you ever made”

by Anonymousreply 32104/15/2018

So does he have an Onlyfans page yet??

by Anonymousreply 32204/15/2018

One can hope, R322.

God, that hideous cover! It's like a graphic artist's cat walked across the keyboard.

North: show your hot body on the cover, you idiot! Recall!

by Anonymousreply 32304/16/2018

God! The EGO!!!!

by Anonymousreply 32404/17/2018

Don’t miss your Dream Date with North:

by Anonymousreply 32504/19/2018

after-party at the Slammer!

by Anonymousreply 32604/19/2018

Daddy Realness:

by Anonymousreply 32705/04/2018

Get some:

by Anonymousreply 32805/04/2018

More Dad Realness:

by Anonymousreply 32905/05/2018

^ So good to see North with a friend of color.

by Anonymousreply 33005/05/2018

He's a rental.

by Anonymousreply 33105/07/2018

This post should be titled, "Books to read instead of mine."

by Anonymousreply 33205/07/2018

This post should be titled, "Books to read instead of mine."

by Anonymousreply 33305/07/2018

Judging by r339 the steroids are giving him bitch tits.

by Anonymousreply 33405/07/2018

No, it's just gravity.

by Anonymousreply 33505/08/2018

Must-read interview with Out Mag:

by Anonymousreply 33605/17/2018

Seen it all:

by Anonymousreply 33705/18/2018

For those not on FB, or whatever, the comment by LA DJ (and total hottie silver fox) James Cerne is great, and what the fawning article should have included:

"There's a PR firm in NYC that periodically sends me LGBT related promotions on the misguided assumption that i A)have influence in the world and B) would ever in a million years post a picture to instagram of myself wearing a Magic Mike 2 trucker hat.

Anyways, This week it was this book. I've been meaning to read a book for years now, so I took the plunge and WOW was this one awful. *Not* poorly written and confusing awful, but like unvaried repetitve ruminations on the same theme.

The character/author (Im not convinced that there's any differnce at all) is certainly well developed, but when you have a character who takes such cynical pride in their own self awareness, the author needs to know the character even better than they like to think they know themselves.

If only the novel provided ANY insight, through either direct commentary or manufactured circumstance to address our he(B)ro's problematic character in ways other than those he himself revels in wistfully, the novel could possibly be compelling.

Unfortunately it doesn't, so I will. He is misogynist, self pitying, maudlin in his attempts to discuss abstract concepts, unable to communicate any qualities of his male characters except their physical attributes, Relationships are portrayed bizarely- romances flourish and wither, feelings are hurt, without any accounting of the bonding moments where emotions were engaged to begin with, unable to write about women without scorn and disgust, unacknowledging of the intersectionality of race, class, gender and politics that allow him the priviledge of maintaining his hamster ball lifestyle without risk or threat (except that of ravaging time)

This book has the same basic problem as its protagonist, who wants to be both a perfect argument for his own existence, AND a perfect counterargument for his own existence. Its a zero sum game, where Mr. Morgan has cafefully carved out an existence where nothing dare disturb the perfect balance he has created between excessive self admiration and excessive self loathing, while this might be a useful survival tacic for a wealthy white gay male, it isnt so usefull for fiction, because in this world, nothing of any interest ever happens.

All of the above said, I do 100% believe that most of the guys you see on instagram that are described in this book do 100% exist like this. It is both a disappointment and a liberation to realize this

by Anonymousreply 33805/18/2018

He’s a legend in his own mind. God, the EGO!

by Anonymousreply 33905/18/2018

The saddest thing is that it's just a recycled version of his last "book," with a worse cover.

Of course Out jumped on the chance to feature a vapid Instaho.

by Anonymousreply 34005/18/2018

R338: thanks for posting the review. Could you provide a link as well? TIA.

by Anonymousreply 34105/18/2018

R337 he's young so he's pretending to be "over it" and self deprecating in an attempt to appear wise. It's really transparent though.

by Anonymousreply 34205/19/2018

‘Into?’, narrated by Christian ‘Tom Riddle’ Coulson!

by Anonymousreply 34305/20/2018

Dreamy Coulson:

by Anonymousreply 34405/20/2018

I think we now can safely assume that he's gay and has fucked North Morgan at least once. And they've had at least one, perhaps two vacations in Malaga.

by Anonymousreply 34505/20/2018

Signed:

by Anonymousreply 34605/22/2018

So, R346, he's doing signings in porn & trinket shoppes?

by Anonymousreply 34705/23/2018

R347: Au contraire -

by Anonymousreply 34805/23/2018

He should just autograph books with his hefty cock; dick prints.

by Anonymousreply 34905/24/2018

Oh Lord have Mercy!

by Anonymousreply 35005/24/2018

Fanboi Devotion Realness:

by Anonymousreply 35105/25/2018

Beautiful cock; lousy writing.

by Anonymousreply 35205/25/2018

His book is called “Into?” ??? Omg, my sides! That is so hilariously embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 35305/27/2018

[quote]northmorganNothing flashy about my lifestyle. I keep my head down and grind day in and day out, trying to be the best version of myself! Daily successes lead to overall success! Take it day by day. When you make your goals so high, you do everything fathomable to reach them! Aim high! Settle for nothing else! Unless you accidentally double dose on GHB after you’ve just done a line of ketamine, in which case it’s probably best to try and make yourself sick and maybe take a break from being high for, like, half an hour #mondaymotivation #fitnessaddict #stayhungry

by Anonymousreply 35405/27/2018

Living irony: so '90s.

by Anonymousreply 35505/27/2018

Into?

Into my mouth, please.

by Anonymousreply 35605/27/2018

He's talented writer, much more so than most.

by Anonymousreply 35705/27/2018

"much more so(sic) than most."

Oh, really? I just see a beefy slut barely satirizing his own sex & circuit life.

Better than who? Proust? Ed White? Trollope? Dickens? Palahniuk?

by Anonymousreply 35805/27/2018

Imagine hooking up with him, and then he wants to give you a book!

"Uh, thanks, no."

by Anonymousreply 35905/27/2018

[quote]northmorganslept with all these guys, literally sick of them

by Anonymousreply 36006/02/2018

So droll.

by Anonymousreply 36106/03/2018

Swole:

by Anonymousreply 36206/04/2018

Ben Baur's a fan of North

by Anonymousreply 36306/07/2018

Please help:

[quote]northmorganHello. So I’m getting messages daily from people who enjoyed the book telling me all sorts of nice things about it. And I really appreciate them and they make my day and I’ll always write back to everyone who writes to me, etc. Can I ask for an for an added favour? If you liked the book, could you please leave a rating / review on Amazon or Goodreads? Nothing spectacular, just share the message you sent to me there. Agents and editors and publishers can’t see my inbox, but they can see those reviews. And if I’m going to get a chance to write another one, these things matter. Thanks very much, etc, etc

by Anonymousreply 36406/08/2018

Ben Baur? Of course he's a fan. He's got a lifetime of only being able to play characters like those in North's vapid rehashed books; WeHo hos and gym bunnies.

by Anonymousreply 36506/08/2018

Does he narrate the audiobook? I could masturbate to that.

by Anonymousreply 36606/08/2018

The only "swole" I'm interested in:

by Anonymousreply 36706/08/2018

R366: it’s narrated by British actor Christian Coulson aka Tom Riddle in Harry Potter:

by Anonymousreply 36806/08/2018

Back in the day:

by Anonymousreply 36906/08/2018

Christian with Ben Barnes

by Anonymousreply 37006/08/2018

I think this is Christian ‘s current squeeze:

by Anonymousreply 37106/08/2018

Favorably reviewed by the New York Fucking Times!

by Anonymousreply 37206/09/2018

[quote]“Into?” pulls off a wild feat: a hyperactive transcript of a life spent online that takes you outside of your own. We have more texts, sexts, Grindr messages, FaceTime calls and Skype than spoken dialogue — all of which brilliantly recreate the itchy lure of the +1 notification, the little red pimple we can’t wait to pop.

Our narrator, Konrad Platt — who, with 42,000 followers, is an Instagram heavyweight — moves from London to Los Angeles after a big breakup. We’re drawn into an MDMA-fueled sex parade that roams from the gym to clubs to random men’s beds and even to Buffalo at one point. Buffalo!

Konrad speaks in a wandering, hyperbolic stream of consciousness, and his run-on sentences are annoying at the outset. But once you’re comfortable inside Konrad’s spazzy head, it’s a fun, and devastating, ride. He’s sharply funny, self-aware and heartbreakingly honest about internet culture. “At 6:45 a.m. I wake up again, go to the bathroom, take a mirror selfie demonstrating my abs looking particularly violent, because all of these pills dehydrate the hell out of me, and post it on Instagram. I wait until it’s had at least 350 likes before feeling like I’m worth something as a human being. This feeling lasts about two minutes.”

The author doesn’t hold back. Sex isn’t coy or offscreen, or built up like a reward for reading so many pages. It’s front and center; it’s hot, but sometimes terrible and awkwardly tearful; it can ruin us even as it compels us.

Konrad spends a lot of time at the gym, where some of the novel’s most cutting social commentary takes place. He obsesses over bulking up to fit into a subset of gay culture he identifies as “masc musc bros.” But it’s not as simple as having the right body type. We meet “masc” bros with deeply internalized homophobia and self-hatred that they smother in wine and MDMA (and Xanax, Ambien, coke, Klonopin). Konrad navigates a community that’s outwardly defined by inclusivity, open arms and no judgment, but he also finds it painfully exclusive and cliquey. “Heteronormative males are what … the majority of us want to be,” he says, and also what they fantasize about sexually. Konrad doesn’t want to live in a world where gay men are bullied into their own self-imposed stereotypes. “Yet here I am, going to the gym every day in a backward baseball cap supporting a sports team that I’ve never seen play.”

So, yeah, I fell in love with Konrad. Then I stalked Morgan on Instagram and wanted us to be best friends, but maybe not do as many drugs as Konrad does. “Into?” has a sense of urgency — “You must read this now!” I told a friend, shoving my copy into his hands. The novel is not clunking around with the literary halo of high advances and M.F.A. pedigree and overthought adjectives, but it’s a brutal story about loneliness in this hyperactive social media age that was bursting to be told.

by Anonymousreply 37306/09/2018

"Alex Beggs is the senior digital editor of Bon Appétit."

So, it never made it to print, and was reviewed by a millennial female food writer from Texas.

by Anonymousreply 37406/09/2018

Freebies! Grab one!

by Anonymousreply 37506/15/2018

Perfect setting for an early remainder bin.

by Anonymousreply 37606/15/2018

Will North be offering his hefty cock in the Ramble?

by Anonymousreply 37706/16/2018

This guy and Matthew Dempsey fascinate me for (mostly) the same reasons. They should do a collaboration of some sort.

by Anonymousreply 37806/16/2018

How to Get Over Not Being Me, a tantric workshop and body cleanse with Matthew Dempsey and North Morgan.

$45 VIP oral session $95.

by Anonymousreply 37906/16/2018

Storm and Stress:

by Anonymousreply 38006/16/2018

Konrad’s first time:

by Anonymousreply 38106/21/2018

Yawn.

by Anonymousreply 38206/21/2018

Best Tits in Gay Lit:

by Anonymousreply 38306/28/2018

Narcissistic twaddle

by Anonymousreply 38406/28/2018

[quote]w/ the dads:

by Anonymousreply 38506/28/2018

"The dads" = sugar daddies who pay for the food, the drugs, the parties.

by Anonymousreply 38606/28/2018

Something about a Trojan Horse:

by Anonymousreply 38707/05/2018

more like a Tronjaned whore whose hoarse.

by Anonymousreply 38807/05/2018

Slightly graying:

by Anonymousreply 389Last Friday at 2:37 AM

And, obviously, nobody ever told him HOW to write.

by Anonymousreply 390Last Friday at 5:37 PM
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