Do you “Mmm” when you eat?

Can't stand people who do foodgasm gestures/sounds.

If you like your food and must announce it, just say "this is delicious". No need to grunt/moan/mmm.

Savage.

You’re disgusting. No dates for you.

Sounds like something a frau does while cradling her mug.

Sauvage!

Is that you Aiden?

Only made worse when followed by "delish". I fucking hate that word.

Mmm.

I'd let it slide once, but twice and I'm heading for the door.

eww, no

r7 preach!!

I call it grunting. A friend of mine does it obliviously. Drives me crazy but it seems petty to call attention to it.

Please delete this hateful thread.

It depends on what I have in my mouth...

One date, we went for Thai and I had pad see ew. I watch ASMR videos on YouTube and was eating the noodles in an ASMR fashion and “Mmming” and the guy went to the bathroom and never came back.

r14 WW

Why yes OP, I do.

R16, no, that comment was not W&W worthy. Raise your standards.

Oh God. My mother was the prettiest, classiest, most dignified woman I ever knew. Except for when she fucking ate. I used to orgasmic eating. I hope I never let on to how much it irritated me. If I did it wasn't enough to make her stop. Didn't matter where we were eating. MMMMM MMMMM MMMM. Oh this is so good. Here have a bite. Oh. Oh. Mmmm. She was French. I wonder if that had anything to do with it. It got on my every fucking nerve.

[quote]For soup served in larger bowls — often containing noodles such as ramen, soba and udon — use the spoon provided for the broth. When eating the noodles, slurp away! Loud slurping may be rude in the U.S., but in Japan it is considered rude not to slurp. Oh, and don't forget to use your chopsticks to get the noodles into your mouth.

I normally don't, but when in Rome......

No. Just no.

Add to the torture:

People who rock and hum while eating

People who gum-smack coffee

People who wash down mouths full of food

What about drumming on one's engorged belly to let out a resounding, staccato belch?

No, but I squeal WHEEE!!!! when riding a juicy one.

I don't as a rule, But when I'm eating with the person who prepared the meal I will. Nothing wrong with a little positive enforcement.

No, but my bird does whenever he gets to eat "people" food. It's quite hilarious. His "mmmm" is quite high pitched and often followed by, "that's good."

I dated a guy for about six months. He hummed whenever he ate anything. Fucking drove me nuts. He also spun his ankles (one at a time) in circles any time he was seated. These things drove me to dump him, not the bloody, prickly back after the weekly waxings, or even when he threw up chicken parmigiana on my linen sheets after I came in his mouth.

Only when the snatch is bloody

If I'm eating out Taylor Hanson, I would Mmmbop!

No. Gawd, No!

However, my workspace is shared with coworkers who hold their food bowls directly to their lips to slurp in their food with sticks!

MMMMMMMM ........

Mmm.

My cat makes that sound.

For the love of Jesus, no! That's awful. Don't mmmm.

You millennials are a bunch of sick, petty morons.

No, I nom nom.

Only when I'm around people I feel really comfortable with, so definitely not on dates. Also, I avoid eating on dates - usually go for a drink instead.

I once had a neighbor who was dealing drugs. He got busted quickly and went to jail, so his apartment was left abandoned and his siamese cat was trapped it with no food. After he got hungry enough, he let us neighbors know he was in there by screaming loud and constantly. I broke in and kept him. I immediately gave him canned food, and I've never in my life heard anything like it, he mmmm mmmm'd very loudly through the whole meal. It was both hilarious and poignant all at once.

ILL HAVE WHAT HE’S HAVING!!

That's a cute story and made me go aww😮You're a good soul R36.

Let me join the other cat people by saying my cat doesn't quite Mmmm Mmmm, but makes this purr/moan type sound we he gets one of his favorite flavors of wet food. I don't make noises when I eat, but I get out of my cat doing so.

My cat “Mmm’s” when she leaps into things.

You dirty bastard you.

You should be shot, really actually hauled out against a wall and shot while Hitler masturbates to it.

Should be turned into a piece of furniture at Hitler’s Headquarters.

My best friend of many decades does this all the time. It drives me insane. Ive mentioned it many times but he cant seem to help himself. It doesnt help that he weighs 400 lbs either! He also eats with his hands a LOT. That drives me batty too.

The only time I've ever made a noise with something in my mouth was while sucking cock.

And it was because the other guy appreciated hearing it.

As r35 said, I’ll only do it with family or if I want to let the person who cooked the food how good it is. And not too much.

Mmm....mmmm...Mmm

I "Yum!" when I'm lifting my moistened muumuu!

I only "Mmm" when eating stinkhole.

Arent you supposed to hum while sucking cock? Hmm?

I’ve never mmm’d when sucking cock or rimming.

Mmm. Mmm......

I just ate Carl’s Jr. mmm

No, OP, and just stop that shit right now!

Mmm mmmm mmm

OP, how do you react when people scream at you in public, or a date gets up to go to the john and they take their coat with them, and you never see them again? Have you noticed that nobody else does this?

Well, R55. It’s okay. I’m enjoying my food. I’m thinking about it and conceptualizing it.

Really, I ask my date if we could not talk and just enjoy our food. The “mmm” is something that comes out subconsciously.

I know you’re joking but what you are describing is just tooooooo repulsive to read this and not comment.

R57, if you think I’m joking, just ask my friend who likes to film me on his phone eating and mmming.

Hello, Friend, if you could hear over the Mmmming, I would ask you to please slap your friend viciously. I mean, RIGHT NOW!

Mmmm

I like r59.

Mmm...that’s some good Pad Thai right there. Mmm.

So, I just got back from a date I had with an awesome guy and we had Capriotti's. Nice place. My date was so cute, the cutest guy I’ve ever been with. I’m heavy set and he likes bigger guys. But, he’s was incredibly sweet. But, honestly, I am obese, people stare.

I had “The Bobbie” a turkey, stuffing, cranberry sandwich. I had the 20in. sub. This sandwich was so good and I really tried to keep my Mmming in check, but I mmm’d a little, like a little one slipped by. He stopped eating and looked at me funny. I played it off like nothing. So, we kept eating and chatting. We both watch The Punisher. But, damn that sandwich was so good, I mmm’d big time. He asked if I made sounds while eating and I said I did. So, because I came out as an Mmmer, I just started Mmmming. He left, but he was sweet about it. He’s said he’s not into that, that’s weird though, he’s bigger guys but not into eating habits? But, anyway, silver-lining, I met another guy when my date left. He sat down and chatted with me. He’s in his 50s/60s, but he’s was way into me, and my eating style. So, we have a date Friday! I’ll keep you guys posted.

Mmm-mmm to your Mmmmm, OP!

Nom nom!

yes. & also when i give head. he loves it. makes lots of humming noises. he'll come back for more.

Nobody does that, OP!

Yummm...........I Know !

Naw I doooohn mmm hmmm

R63 gets the national book award for fiction.

Mmm isn't his the most beautiful Coq au vin you've ever seen. Mmm mmm

No the only person iv verberen do this was some morbidly obese creep I used to know. He did it for hen he ate ice cream. It was enough to turn me off the stuff for good. I do moan like I’m getting head when I drink espresso or alcohol though.

OP = David Venable

I can't even stand that Benefuls pet food commercial where the dog smack while he eats.

Chewing noises bothered me even when was a child. My stepmother's mother wore dentures. When she bit down, I could hear the sound of her molars meeting. I would ask to be excused as soon as possible.

At a charity event, volunteers were provided lunch. I was sitting across from a woman who grunted and snorted as she ate. She was small and lean. The noises were so vile I lost my appetite, so I gave up and went back to working.

I ummm-ummmm when I eat really good food, esp a meal that someone has prepared. My nephew called me on it a couple months ago. I had no idea it bothered him and reading this thread is an eye-opener. I thought it was harmless. I'll stop doing it and just say, Looks good and Delicious.

Only ass.

Unless you're a kid then you shouldn't be mmming about food. It's weird and makes people feel uncomfortable.

Mmmmmm hmmmmm.

Tutti a tavola!

Mmm..mmm.

Mm.

No. Although I am suspect, it's either a lack of awareness or a deliberate attempt to show you're enjoying your food in an obvious way. Either way it's a problem...a minor one but a problem nonetheless.

I may do it once if I'm in the presence of the cook/chef and the food is particularly delicious. But I hate mouth noise of any kind.

No one does this.

Do the full orgasm face the hosts of what few actual cooking shows do on Food Network. Valerie even does a little orgasm dance with her sounds.

I won’t watch those shows. Thanks for the warning.

Who is Valerie?

^ Valerie Hobson, of course.

Peter Griffin 'mmms' when he eats.

You can hear him at 4.50.

Oh, R89, that wounds.

Mmm.

Mmmmmmm. That’s good Chicken.

Hey y’all. Back for another post. So, I just got from a date with a gentleman who likes bigger guys and weordered Jack in the Box off of GrubHub, they deliver. So, I ordered the Big Box Breakfast. I got mini-pancakes, scrambled eggs, bacon, ham, french toast, hashbrown sticks, potatoes and gravy, along with a large Caramel Iced Coffee, which was thick and delicious. I “mmm”’d by accident eating the potatoes because they were so good, and I wanted to keep my mmming on the low because guy’s have literally walked out on our date, so I needed to check the mmm’ing. But, to my surprise, he really liked it—he actually loved it and felt it was very sexy. So, we actually forgo’d (sp?) the idle chit-chat and he just listened to me “mmm” throughout the entire meal. He wants to see me again and next time get Chinese. He wants to watch me eat egg rolls. So, we’ll see. Looking forward to seeing him again.

2018 is starting very nicely for me!

I’m the OP at R93.

No, OP, he’s probably burning his phone and going into the witness protection program. This behavior of yours is not normal. It’s not anything that anybody likes. It is antisocial and retarded. For the love of God, stop.

And, OP, stop farting around other people. Nobody thinks that’s cute, either.

My nephew is 1 1/2 years old and makes Mmm noises the whole time he is eating. It is so cute. His mom said he just started doing it on his own and does it almost every time he eats. He is a really happy baby, most of the time.

[quote] R56: Well, [R55]. It’s okay. I’m enjoying my food. I’m thinking about it and conceptualizing it...Really, I ask my date if we could not talk and just enjoy our food. The “mmm” is something that comes out subconsciously.

This is simply insane and repulsive. One can enjoy their food, think about it, and conceptualizen it without talking to yourself about it, while simultaneously asking your company not to interrupt the conversation that you’re having with yourself, in the form of verbal orgasams of “mmmm”.

If anyone said anything like the above to me, I might stick around to quiz the human car-wreck as to how it was possible for him to get it so very, very, wrong; or I might immediately just leave. My first reaction would have been “Your kidding, right?” Most likely, I’d have already figured out my “date” was crazy and never agreed to meet in the first place.

Social norms exist for a reason, OP. Flout then and be ostracized.

Frankly, both sides of this debate are insane.

Anyone who needs to "conceptualize" his food, not talk, and make weird noises while eating has a screw loose. And anyone who gets so bent out of shape about someone who does this is just as bad and has some issues, as well.

As far as single-issuer deal breakers go, making mmmm noises while eating is pretty low on the list relative to something like bad personal hygiene or a person that has such strong opinions that probably extend far beyond table manners and would make them unbearable.

Some people are into it. Live and let live.

No one is “into it”. At best, people are sparing your feelings. This isn’t about “table manners” it’s about bizarre, antisocial behavior.

“DONT TRY TO TALK TO ME WHILE I’M ‘mmm-ing’ OVER MY VEAL PICATTA!”

Usually not, only if it's very good food on special occasions.

[quote]VEAL PICATTA

Mmm.

Only on datalounge will you find anal retentive threads, ranting about how someone chooses to enjoy their food and be happy. The problem is you.

Of course it is, r104. Now be quiet, the adults are talking.

If his horses ass is your idol, you'll be "mmming" like a first grader. It's DISGUSTING.

Well. There’s no arguing if you agree with me R105. I enjoyed your retort.

Hey y’all—back for another post. Well, I had another date with my friend. We had Subway and I ordered two steak and cheese footlongs, salt and vinegar chips and large orange pop. We ate at the Subway shop and sat in the back (kinda). That sandwich was delicious. There were rowdy teen guys there. I “mmm’d” and one of the kids thought we were having sex. I tried to keep my mmming low but to eval. They got really upset with my mmming and one if them goes “SHAT AP!” Like that. It was a cute way if saying it. I don’t understand why people get so upset with the mmming. Anyways...it was a pleasant date besides that. I will mmm where I damn well please! Lol. Bye y’all.

R108, you are a pimple on the face of humanity. Have you noticed that nobody else does that? It’s a kinky fetish. Keep it behind clothes doors. Ugh, yuck.

Hey y’all—lol—back for another post. It’s been a while. Well, just poppin in to say “hi” and that I’m eatin’ Popeye’s Chicken, mashed potatoes, and jambalaya. This is my first time eatin’ Popeye’s, so, I’ve been “Mmm-ing” a lot while I eat. LOL. I’m watchin’ Forensic Files while I eat. Order some Popeye’s, turn on Forensic Files, and join me. Mmm. Wishin y’all a Happy Holiday season and Happy New Year. Bye ya’ll.

I've been told I do, OP, although I don't believe it and think they're all cunts.

Merry Christmas, R110. Now go away for another 12 months. Ty.

I don't Hmmm when I eat something delish. I chatter my teeth together very quickly, very much like an excited squirrel. I also save a bit in my mouth for later. My dates think it's swell!

Before, during, and after.

Right behind this would be people who read their favorite restaurant menu offerings aloud while everyone is silently reading theirs. I just do not do that.

"Mmmm" is something children do. And oh yeah, that fat Food Network asshole Guy Fieri too.

OP cuts into an entrée with the side of a salad fork, never once using the accompanying dinner knife; OP eats an entire meal with said salad fork, scaping the dinner plate with reckless abandon; at the end of the meal, OP tosses his/her used dinner napkin into the center of a dirty dinner plate.

P.S. OP is extraordinarily attractive (e.g., "The Hot Felon"). Does this blessing extinguish the aforementioned dining etiquette faux pas?

OP no it doesn't bother me, ESPECIALLY if I cooked for you and you went "Mmmm" lol. A lot of the people on here seem so judgmental and take life waaaaay too serious.