John Stamos is getting married

[quote]John Stamos and Caitlin McHugh's Romance Rewind: A Look Back at Their Disney-Inspired Fairytale

So, @JoshPeck this may come as a shock...

Now you know he's using hair dye on that beard ..

time for a caregiver

She reminds me of Olivia Munn.

That art style looks familiar but I don't see any art credit?

But can he still get fucked by hung surfer type guys?

[quote]He cut together a film of some of the most romantic moments in Disney and Pixar animation

Yeah, that's not gay.

You beat me to it R8!

Totally gay obnoxious.

Adults super into Disney are creepy

Nice

Perhaps I'm just a jaded cunt, but I need insulin after reading that saccharine manner of proposal.

What SHOULD have happened is that he started to play the video, but the computer started smoking, and then caught fire, and the projector exploded, and the gasoline tank that is normally only full on Fridays was inexplicably filled that morning, and the building burst into flames, and as they ran for the exits they discovered that they were all locked from the outside as a safety precaution from the security guards due to the celebs, and then as the building burns around them, the bride to be announced she is pregnant, and the boys name was to be Justin, just before the ceiling collapses and they all perish horribly.

Yay, R12! Now that's a REAL happy ending.

Meh. Been there, done that.

I think he's incredibly handsome and charming but I can't get past that belly button.

I had heard about it but after seeing it...

I am pretty fed up with celebrities.... they are useless

They are America's royalty!

He has no talent and looks like he smells. If his dick is worthy why didn't he show it ? Alum of the all time worst television series of all time.

Remember when he got arrested about 1.5 years ago? He's ageless but his nose annoys me. He smiles, his eyes never do.

He's a big mess. She's cute as all get out though.

The Little Mermaid came out in 1989 so this girl was probably a toddler in the 90s when her parents played it for her on VHS. Stamos was in his 30s then. It's like if I proposed to my boyfriend in a Barney costume because he enjoyed it so much as a 4 year old in 1993.

Great idea, R20!

He’s like a ridiculous frau. All that effort and public display on the proposal, engagement, wedding.

He knows his looks are shot to shit. It was time to shop for a caregiver in his old age.

That was my thought, r20. Seems creepy to use kiddie stuff to propose to your much younger bride-to-be.

Beard or not, she just looks way too young for him. Like his daughter. Clooney and Amal have a similarish age difference but somehow look like a better fit (probably because her extreme skinniness ages her).

You really think JOHN STAMOS is gay? Come ON.

R18, Hey!

This is Datalounge. The gays think every straight stud is gay.

I really did think he was gay. Saw him on Broadway in "Cabaret" and he seemed really gay.

I saw him in a movie clip on YouTube with Vanity supposedly seducing him. Him trying to look tempted was the worst acting since fast actin' Tinactin.

Here it is. You be the judge. If that's not a gay man doing a poor impression of a straight man inflamed with passion for a female, I don't know what to tell you. Because it is.

Isn’t that a novelty? Remind me to bake a cake.

What's this about his belly button?

His belly button is shaped like a clit.

R34 WHAT?? Link please.

Here ya go r35.

Kinda gross, but still very hot. Hope he's gay.

Disneyland? Wow, that is disturbing.

This guy has always given me the creeps. And the older he gets the creepier he looks.

Closeted gay man marrying a girl whose mental state is in arrested development. They'll probably be very happy.

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she's the exact same age as the Olsen twins

That yogurt ad? The one where he flicks the spoon around with his pinky out? Puh-leeze.

I don't recall if his legs were crossed at the knee or not.

Eeewww stinky belly button. Greeks are not good with grooming their man bits. In general a weird clannish loud stinky ethnicity.

LOL. I burst out laughing at him being described as a stud! Just doesn't fit. Especially with the Disney shit. The nose looks fake, like plastic surgery. It annoys me too. Like one MJ had, but a few surgeries back before he died. Why would a man get an elfin nose?

To go with the elfin face, & troll clit bellybutton.

It's weird to realize that John Stamos is one of those people who post on the Disboards/adults obsessed with Disney. He's got a huge budget, that's the difference.

He is gay too? Wow.

wasn't he found stumbling around on G in L.A. after a car accident a few years ago? Had probably been to a gay group pnp before.

The dyed facial hair is ridiculous.

He's really into Disneyland. He's always going there.

True Love! It's the best! Bro, when's the bachelor party!

He’s never “not on”. One eye to the camera at all times.

he has butt implants?

[quote] she's the exact same age as the Olsen twins

And?

R44 He's half Irish you racist asshole.

He seems like a good guy. I've nothing against him and I hope he and his bride-to-be will be happy. It's just that I thought he was gay. But in Hollywood there are all types of arrangements soooo...whatever.

Have his fiance call me. I have some wonderful tips which I'd like to share !

R56 hunty speaking about a member of the same race is not racist, ethnicity and race are different. Many Mediterranean derived men are smelly.

definitely at least bi.

Those ugly co roommates on that full is shit house...eeww.

I suspect his PR person dreamed that proposal up and found a cheap edit house to make it a reality.

Stamos's daughter-bride loves the little mermaid princess and there is nothing wrong with this, (FUCKING EYEROLL)

Shit, what a creepy proposal for a 54 year old.

If John is 54 years old successful and childless with his good looks...

R.R. marriage short to him and she moved on to "staight' version of John Stamos, Jerry Oconnell and had kids.

Remember blind item here about John hooking up with someone in Florida.

I think he is very closeted. Disney land and Beach Boys and almost always single until age 54!

^^^Speaking of... I was also certain that R.R. was a lesbian or bi. One, I believe I saw her in an overly-friendly clench with a lovely brunette about 15 years ago outside a restaurant on Melrose. Two, there was a behind-the-scenes type television program she appeared on with Annabeth Gish where I got the impression they were more than friends.

These people Really do play by Different Rules!

Usually a "Trophy Wife" married a balding executive with grown kids out of college and the proposal is made with a Large diamond 'rock' and not a Disney Princess/ Mermaid!

this proposal is beyond creepy, i hope disney paid him

[quote]He's really into Disneyland. He's always going there.

He has the "D" from the original Disneyland sign, in his backyard. It's visible if you drive west on Mulholland Drive, between Laurel Canyon & Coldwater Canyon.

I'm very, very happy for both of them.

John doesn't give a crap how goofy you think he is.

he sends his meh's.

r15

It keeps people from laughing at mine

Even a middle aged Disney obsessed gay man can get it up for a young pretty woman if there is enough money and career sustainability involved.

And the twink supply running the park is a self renewing resource.

Another adult creepily obsessed with disney. What is with that shit

Is R65 Eastern European?

I don’t know anything about this guy’s private life. Will this be his first marriage?

Nah r76, he was married to Rebecca Romijn for 7 years before they got divorced

R76, read R65 for a little more information.

Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health, in good times and bad times, for better or for worse, till death do you part?

[QUOTE]wasn't he found stumbling around on G in L.A. after a car accident a few years ago? Had probably been to a gay group pnp before.

NO. NO. That was a different Jon who spells his first name with the H. NOT THE SAME PERSON, NO, POSiTIVELY NOT THE SAME PERSON !!

I mean is he in the Guiness book of records for the world's biggest navel?

It looks like a brain is coming out of his belly button.

Is she the sort of girl who thinks she can "cure" his alcoholism??

I bet he wants to pop out a kid or two so he will not be forever closeted and alone in Old age.

Bump

R69 I didn't know this. That's definitely an obsession.

R36, that's a True "Outie!"

Bump!

R36, How did / does that happen?