Let's talk about this foursome couple of of muscle mary "Daddybros"

Then you have these two "greatcanadians"

But I quickly realized they hang out a lot

And they are apparently in a poly relationship, and call themselves the daddybros

[quote]When you've got the worlds greatest boyfriends

FF the endless threads about Instagram Hos

What's the point of cheating when you pick someone who looks exactly like your partner?

This is really gross. I hate sharing. Sloppy buttholes gor everyone.

*for*

[quote]Yes I know, another instaho post,

Don't apologise. I LOVE them.

The gym bathroom shots especially.

and the sticking out tongue shots I love too.

AND the groups of identical looking friends

[quote]and the sticking out tongue shots I love too.

see?

Do not call them open dammit! The four of them are committed to each other okay

[quote]6holdover@gilbertohector No it's not the same as an open relationship. We are exclusive and committed to one another.

[quote]AND the groups of identical looking friends

[quote]but dammit I am not the dudebro troll

That's obvious, he doesn't like gay guys.

same haircuts, same beard cuts, same clothing, same poses. Gay people are so pathetic.

Just realized their name is apparently

Nick and Leo Bayne * Not payne.

And glad r8, hoped someone else would be as amused by this as I was.

So there are four of them.

Which one is the top?

[quote]So there are four of them.

Only four?

aren't there any more?

Maybe it is just two double-sided dildos.

LOTS of guns.

Those gurls is BUTCH!

It's stuff like this that really pisses me off. I was telling my therapist the other day that I'm obsessed with how people basically want to be around others just like themselves, and she had to play all coy and act like it's not true, she herself has an African American friend, a Chinese friend etc. Then you look at a thread like this, and it's a funhouse hall of mirrors. Why can't she just acknowledge the basic truth of what I said (and see everywhere I go) and then discuss why I think about it so much, instead of playing this dumb game of pretending it's not true?

I don't think you should mock it. One top to three bottoms is about the top/bottom ratio generally, so if all gay relationships followed this template, the gay world would be a lot healthier.

Slightly off topic, but what is the tongue sticking out thing? Is it about being 'thirsty'?

[quote]I can not wait for all of us to be back In each other's arms and breathe each other's air again

I'm guessing that air has a lot of protein shake farts...

[quote]Slightly off topic, but what is the tongue sticking out thing?

How's it off topic? It's totally on topic.

I'd like to know too.

Isn't the tongue sticking out them pretending to be wild hedonistic rock stars posing for Rolling Stone?

That makes as much sense as anything else, R24. I still hate it. And to each their own and all, but ugh to this dude-bro cosplay quadrouple.

This is what being gay is all about.

How many of them voted for Trump? They seem like the kind of gays that would be taken by him.

Dem boyz is HAWT!

[quote]Isn't the tongue sticking out them pretending to be wild hedonistic rock stars posing for Rolling Stone?

It's just something to do - after a hundred and seventy selfies, what are the other options?

There are also always the crazy and hilarious google eyed photos as well.

They don't seem to be THAT bad r27

Behind most of these clone /muscle/beard/tan gays is usually a deeply damaged and insecure individual who cannot go a week without snorting a ton of meth. I don't envy them at all.

All of these #DaddyBros™ seem as flat as kendoll

LOL, R32.

At least the pic at R32 confirms who the top is.

Does Tom Bianchi know about this? He'd surely devote a photo volume and some doggerel to them.

His best picture is the one that is kind of normal

[quote]same haircuts, same beard cuts, same clothing, same poses. Gay people are so pathetic.

These sorts of guys look THROUGH you if you don't look like them.

Because fucking your Daddy isn't enough. You have to fuck your brother, too!

More power to them. They're hot, and appear to be quite happy.

Y'all are like an unholy alliance of mean girls and goth chicks who just discovered the (female) valedictorian & class president are in a four-way relationship with the quarterback and math-club champion.

And then one cheats...

But, my God, they are so hot...

None of them are hot. Repugnant.

[quote]None of them are hot

I will say Nick actually has a beautiful face.

The rest of them are only "hot" in the sense that they work out a lot, if they didn't you wouldn't look twice at them.

[quote]I am not the dudebro troll

There are at least ten "dudebro trolls" (not counting use of multiple devices).

"They're hot, and appear to be quite happy."

If happiness is defined as a social media stream that's dedicated completely to pictures of yourself, then I guess so. But to me it demonstrate a constant need for external validation that is not the hallmark of a happy, well-adjusted person.

Also ... a four-way relationship? To me that just sounds fucking exhausting.

I wonder what they talk about.

R36 I slept with him way back in 2000. He was much different then...

As long as they arent hurting anyone why all the venom? That goes for all the instagram whores really. Posting their pics then making bitchy comments just proves how insecure YOU are.

Listen to Miss R47 - berating everyone on this thread for being bitchy, while calling them whores.

What an idiot.

Dick pics?

Dancin'

PRE-clone

^The guy in R51's link should have quit while he was ahead. He was way hotter before he started roiding up and turning into a clone.

R50, they so fey. They should have stuck to pics.

They should have their own variety hour like Donnie and Marie used to have.

R53 What did you expect, it's always the totally flaming that go into clone mode. They're desperate to not look like the camp bitches that they are so they have to basically do "Clone Drag".

If you saw them out in public, you'd laugh.

They're hot, but come on, if you saw four men, over the age of 30, dressed and groomed that identically, you'd just laugh.

I'd probably ask them if they were in a cult or on a corporate retreat and pretend not to understand why they would willingly dress like that.

Without getting into the whole four-way thing, what their social media presences really say about them, and all the rest - back to basics girls!

Using R32's pic as the point of reference, and going from left to right - who is the top(s), the bottom(s); who would you top, who would you bottom for? Verificata of sizemeat or theories thereof also welcome!!

I'll start!

I think #'s 1 and 4 are the bottoms; # 2 is versatile; # 3 is the total top. I'd bottom for #3 and break that quadruple up so hard! No idea on sizemeat - I theorize they're all in the 5.5 - 7 range, with #3 being the girthy one.

Your turn!

The guy who appears at the end of the video @R50 (on the left) is cute and up my alley - no, not the tongue, far left.

But of course this being DL, these freaks will be Shipped and fetishized. SMH

Christ, what are these outfits all about?

There's so much about gay culture I don't know.

without their shirts they look like G.I Joe.

Let's hang out R60 -- I come to DL and feel the same way.

G.I Joe >

Okay, I was totally not getting all the criticism about them looking like they were part of a 4 man cult, or that they were queenie underneath the roids and tans until I got to R60. That photo almost ruined them for me.

But damn Daddy, the dude @R51 BEFORE the roids and affectations is a total babe. He is fucking adorable, and he looks like he wouldn't be too snooty either. I agree with the poster up thread who pointed out who were the bottoms, the vers and the exclusive top. You called it bro.

Oh, one more thing: I absolutely applaud them for having relatively natural eyebrows(there may be a bit of cleaning up strays, but they are pretty natural.) This may be controversial, but IMHO the things which screams gat face almost as much as big surprise eyes and lip pursing is uber-groomed brows. I have never encountered a man with perfectly groomed brows who was not gay.

A bit of "roughness" to the beauty is very masculine.

They're ALL bottoms R64

I mean when it's just the four of them, one of them needs to be the top, but believe me, they are all bottoms.

Does anyone actually think that they are masculine? they look like muscle Mary's to me.

You guys are complete assholes!!!

You're on DL R67, where the masculinity scale goes from one to ten, where Richard Simmons is a 1 and 10 are Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather.

[quote] but believe me, they are all bottoms.

I REFUSE to believe this

The second from the right dude is a top.

Bet on it.

Steven seems to be the top in his half

And Nick in his half

I bet they film themselves having sex every single time they do.

I'm very surprised MTV hasn't contacted them for a True Life episode.

Usually the uglier ones are the tops

Protien [sic] bday cake!

Because even when it is your birthday, a proper gay will die before they touch carbs

That is one depressing looking cake.

[quote]a proper gay will die before they touch carbs.

These clones (Orthodox homosexuals) even have their own special diets now?

Shootin'

the quirky 'puzzled' look AND the tongue

"Orthodox homosexuals"

LOL. My new favorite term.

Like usually goes to like.

The dance post at R50 ruined it for me.

The amount of self-loathing on this board is always depressing.

What?! They are dancing and having fun, they is way too GAY for me. Now I am disgusted at the gayness!

Like, do you even hear yourselves.

[quote] think they are ridiculous, but still

Who care what YOU think? Shut up.

[quote]The dance post at [R50] ruined it for me.

Ruined what, exactly?

Just wait until one of them gets fat. It will happen and then the tears will follow.

Their Instagram accounts are bizarre. Like teenage girls’ accounts. But with guns.

[quote]Ruined what, exactly?

Their "straight-acting", "alpha-bro", "masculine-mystique"™

Is the guns thing a new thing with Orthodox homosexuals?

I've never seen this before.

Gun obsession = overcompensation for small and/or limp dicks.

What the fuck is this? What are they, twelve?

It's viking love

So sad about the end of summer, such fewer opportunities to show off their bods.

The whole gun thing ruins it.

"Although, it does mean warm cuddles."

The whole cuddles thing ruins it. Uber queens in fake macho he-man clothing.

I've never seen them shill for Uber.

Holes for days... literally.

Taken individually, they’re each attractive, but as a foursome not so much. In this case, the whole is less than the sum of its parts. Also, the fact that they’re grown adults calling themselves “daddybros” isn’t cute either.

OP, stop stalking strangers. Get a fucking life.

Hey Nick at r100.

Apparently you don't want people stalking you? Shouldn't you tell that to your nearly 50k followers? Be sure to make all your social media private and explain to them you guys DO NOT like getting any attention, very private people you see.

Is one of them a cop?

I always wonder what would happen if guys like these spent one quarter the time they now do at the gym. Probably maintain health and decent looks but be able to spend the extra time making a fucking contribution to society.

So many gun pics!!

Why so much anger, r103? Did mommy not hug you as a child?

Wedding pics

The tattoos on his hand: ugh.

Yep r107. I am not as anti-tattoo as a lot of DLers, but I don't like hand tattoos and they immediately give a trashiness to those pics.

Apparently they are starting an onlyfans, if it was actual x-rated content of the four of them I might actually pay for a month or two. But I'm sure it will be no good content and just a blatant money grab like Rick and Griff.

Of COURSE they have an OnlyFans.

They went to Meat New York, who saw them in a harness taking all comers?

I don't like the color of paint in their kitchen , green yuk, I am done

[quote]What is the name of the attorney who signed and filed your trademark Application with the US PTO for the mark “ daddybros “ ????

[quote]6holdover@abpindallas hey, if your worries about copyright infringement we will gladly send you a copy of the trade mark registration certificate :) let us know :)

Would totally fuck/blow any one of them, or all four, in a heartbeat. And the darker guy of the above trio has some AMAZING traps. They all have such long torsos, too.

r113 intelligent they all ain't, apparently.

His OnlyFans only has two videos so far, but it seems to have just been up a week. I'll check back in a month and see :) The shorter blonde one is cute.

Did you actually subscribe r116? Is it anything good. Based on what he said on the instagram comments it sounds like it will be fairly tame.

Wait for the first one to engage outside the foursome and bring home a case of crabs ( or something far more worrisome) 20 years from now this will be a source of embarrassment for each of them . Pictures out on the internet are there forever

I know some of these guys from going out, they are so so boring, mundane, can't tell them apart. They go around in a group, when they walk into the bar, everyone groans a little. They are stupidly ignorant about how silly they are, but whatever, they will age, be forgotten, but with tats that will sag. See you in the wrinkle room

Can't pretend this isn't hot though

They are living every gay gym bro's dream getting to fuck their own reflections three times over.

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[quote]Their "straight-acting", "alpha-bro", "masculine-mystique"™

LOL!

R36, that boy’s had work done.

Can someone translate this part of OP's post:

[quote]So an instagram link led to to one bodybuilder, realize he is gay and in a relationship, then realized they appear to be in some polyamrous foursome group.