Do you service or get serviced?

I'd claim to be a receiver, but that would be lip service.

Good pun R1

"Beats jerking off."

It's fancy jerking off.

Fair enough R3, but it feels better. And at this point I've got a bunch of regulars so don't have to deal with Grindr flakes and randos.

You sound truly disgusting, OP.

Truly.

And the first of the Maiden Aunt Brigade is here!

You forgot "both".

Didn't realize there were guys into both R8, apologies.

What determines which team you're playing for that night?

Thank God for Grindr guys who want to be serviced. Your scene sounds perfect. Just as long as you feed me your loads and don't get greedy.

What do I get out of it? I love the power to please and make a guy come in my mouth. I get off on the feeling of his dick pulsating as he shoots.

Nothing under nine inches gets serviced in our house

Erna is quietly uncompromising!

[quote]Beats jerking off

Jerks beating off

[quote]What determines which team you're playing for that night?

I always play for the get serviced team.

I will service the other guy if he is tidy and doesn't have a micropenis or a dick that looks like it met the business end of a weed-whacker at some point.

I generally get serviced with gay guys.

The only time I service, is with straight men. And one black man....my curiosity is piqued to receive a black cum load again.

So you're basically looking at a mutual scenario if the other guy is decent looking R13?

Sort of a different vibe that just getting serviced

Thank you for your service.

Why would you be surprised, OP? 90% of gay guys are bottoms.

I'm pretty much totally oral, but I won't just suck a guy off without reciprocation, which is why I always manage to get a guy into a 69 situation...and most want to come back for more.

R18 is a 17 year old.

I'm service only. I want to suck cock and get fucked. A top that wants to suck my cock or get fucked turns me off. I don't even want the guy to touch my cock. And yes, I am well aware that it is some serious damage on my part, but I like what I like.

You don’t sound damaged R20, at least to anyone who’s some pearl clutching troll. You go on with your bad self.

Would you object to a top chowing down on your hole, before he rams his cock into it?

Do you also get serviced with a dose of Herpes ,Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Chlamydia, and gowd knows what else you can get from oral sex.

There's a lot of bad dick out there. There's a lot of bad mouth, too

Thank you R22!

I had asked specifically for some input from "some Maiden Aunt Briagadeers about what diseases can result" and you were kind enough to supply it.

R22 hasn’t had any man touch him more than two decades and he’s insanely jealous that other people are getting laid.

OP, I guarantee if you are being serviced by guys who remain clothed then at least a few of them are/were FtM.

Is that supposed to gross me out R25? It doesn't. If they can pass and they give good head, more power to them. I've gotten head from women before.

I’ll be grossed for you OP.....a deceitful woman, in man drag, greedily engulfing your cock? It’s one step up from bestiality.

Are you the same mincing prisspot warning about diseases R27 or just one of DLs League of Psycho Trans Haters?

I've always figured the reason you guys are so wigged out about trans is that you are very femme men and would likely have been transed as children and that's why the whole thing freaks you out. Sound correct?

R28 No, I am repulsed by the dishonesty of “passable” transsexuals. If the normal man agrees to let this woman in man drag choke on his cock, that’s fine. If the normal man is deceived by woman in man drag, that’s rape, pure an simple.

If a FTM transsexual were to be penetrated with a dildo wielding normal woman, unaware that is was normal woman, would that “okay” in your opinion? No. You would think it was rape.

@R29: Dude, you are insane, and your obsession with trans leads me to believe that you live in fear of Team Pence coming to your house to chop your cock off and give you boobs. Normal guys (and honey badgers) don't GAF.

#NotPlaying.

Normal gay men don’t give a fuck whose blowing them, and long as the wear manly clothes R30?

A vagina is deal breaker to most gay men. A cock is a deal breaker to most straight men.

It doesn’t matter how the vagina bearer or cock bearer “presents”.

badly written poll AGAIN. how about "i like both", like the majority of gay men? OP you're trying too hard "bruh"

[quote] sometimes a buddy and I will share one and we'll get high and make out while he's servicing us.

cliched porn scene. boring, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

R32 I’ve seen that exact scenario on Craigslist.

“You service us, while we get high, make out, and listen to Radiohead”

R32 is a notorious service bottom feeling pangs of guilt for allowing himself to be degraded like that.

But he'll be back tomorrow after he's had a few drinks

They always are.

I love to suck dick. I love to get my dick sucked.

Don't most gay men like both...?

[quote]Would you object to a top chowing down on your hole, before he rams his cock into it?

Not at all. And I also want to make certain that people understand that I'm not gender confused or want to be a woman. I'm a man, I like my cock and have never had a desire to be anything but a man. I just prefer to service. A guy sucking my cock does nothing for me. Sucking a cock and getting fucked hard is what gets me off.

R36 provides an answer for R35

Nope r37, I recognize that there are gay men like that, I've met some in real life. But easily the majority of gay men I've known like both.

The admittedly unscientific poll is showing 39.6% like to get serviced, 36% like to be the servicers and only 24.3% are like R38 and don't participate.

I didn't vote in the poll because you seemed to be requiring to choose one.

R35/R38*

"No" was the proper response for you R41

You don't like one-sided transactions, you prefer mutual, so you neither service or get serviced as per the provided definition

OP is a bottom-feeding stoner loser who'll take anything on two legs with a mouth.

[quote]Thank you for your service.

We realize that you have multiple choices and options when it comes to cumming, so once again we'd like to thank you for flying with us.

R20, you don't have to feel alone. You're the majority (or maybe a very large minority) of us.

R22, you're right of course. If the sluts want to call you a prude, or whatever, pay them no mind. They'll be scratching their sores soon enough.

These theoretical sores can be cured with a visit to the clinic R46

Science is a miracle.

R47 hasn't heard about antibiotic -resistant infections, such as gonorrhea. Miracles run out.

"Is that supposed to gross me out?" - OP

No, we know you have no limits to the filth in which you will wallow.

My friend is disease investigator with the county health department. He says NO cases of antibiotics resistant gonorrhea in our area. So save your fear mongering for your fellow obese shut ins.

OP's idea of dessert:

In your area being?

Seattle.

What 4th tier city do you live in R52?

NYC. And the World Health Organization has warned against antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea. So go fuck yourself silly.

If you want to live fearful and paranoid, you go ahead R54.

"You don't like one-sided transactions, you prefer mutual, so you neither service or get serviced as per the provided definition" - OP

OP treats sex like an mechanic's estimate in an autobody shop, because he's a soulless zombie sociopath.

Why are you so obsessed, r57?

If you don’t like the topic or the OP, don’t read the thread.

"Serviced"???

Do you always talk like you're in a 90s porn movie?

The Zombie Sociopaths ---a new punk band, currently touring Tadzikistan.

I live in America at one point and the men in the steam room at the gym all wanted to suck my cock and I let them,if they were decent.

In Europe there is little behavior of this sort unless one goes to a gay sauna. I just go online and say I want to get sucked off and they line up.

SEX IS DIRTY AND SPREADS DISEASE!!!!1!1!11 MOTHER TOLD US SO!!!11!

Heavens to Betsy!

I love how in movies or TV shows depicting life in Britain in the past, household staff were always referred to as being "in service."

R58: If you don’t like the topic or the OP, don’t read the thread.

I'd say the same about my threads that you shit on, cuntress.

If it's not mutual, it's not happening.

Yes, mutual pleasure is a must. My gentleman caller's satisfaction is when I achieve satisfaction.

Agree with R66..

Get serviced sometimes. There are guys who really get off on it and it's hot to treat them like subs.

I have one buddy who is really into it. A lot of times when we hang he will have a service bottom lined up as part of the evenings activities. Kind of a bonding experience I guess since we're both tops. And to really annoy the troll on this thread, we do usually get stoned before the bottom comes over.

But it's just a sex thing. With guys I actually like and I'm into it's got to be mutual and it would kill the relationship if the guy didn't want to get off too.

I'm strictly into oral, but it has to be mutual.

[quote] And from some Maiden Aunt Briagadeers about what diseases can result.

One of these days, "Maiden Aunt Brigade" will happen!

It somehow hasn't happened yet--despite how hard you keep pushing it--but it's certain eventually to happen!

I'm a Scorpio. My whole purpose, with sex, is to please my partner. I can't get off until he gets off. I don't do anonymous hookups (any more) though.