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Dave Franco's body

Yes please.

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by Anonymousreply 152December 13, 2020 2:56 PM

Implants?

by Anonymousreply 1October 13, 2017 3:49 PM

Someone needs to take a bush hog to those eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 2October 13, 2017 3:51 PM

Everything about Dave Franco is just so average, glad you like him OP, and I don't hate him, but I sure see nothing special, he is so vanilla.

by Anonymousreply 3October 13, 2017 3:51 PM

He desperately needs to sun. Excellent nipple placement and areola size however.

by Anonymousreply 4October 13, 2017 3:52 PM

He has a pretty nice booty too.

by Anonymousreply 5October 13, 2017 3:52 PM

His teeth aren't quite as off putting as his brother's choppers.

by Anonymousreply 6October 13, 2017 3:53 PM

Put me on the pro Dave Franco list. Have we decided if this is indeed him with Allison Brie?

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by Anonymousreply 7October 13, 2017 3:55 PM

That is not him, R7. We've been through this.

by Anonymousreply 8October 13, 2017 3:56 PM

Buttocks in motion.

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by Anonymousreply 9October 13, 2017 3:56 PM

Thanks, R8

by Anonymousreply 10October 13, 2017 3:57 PM

He'd be very hot if he wasn't 5'2"

by Anonymousreply 11October 13, 2017 4:08 PM

Pec implants.

[quote]He desperately needs to sun.

It is so tacky to ruin your skin with sun.

by Anonymousreply 12October 13, 2017 4:09 PM

[quote]It is so tacky to ruin your skin with sun.

Yep, "lots of sun" is a great way to make sure you age poorly.

by Anonymousreply 13October 13, 2017 4:10 PM

Does he have hiccups?

by Anonymousreply 14October 13, 2017 4:14 PM

r14, C-cups.

by Anonymousreply 15October 13, 2017 4:16 PM

At least he looks clean unlike his brother.

by Anonymousreply 16October 13, 2017 4:31 PM

Amazing titties

by Anonymousreply 17October 13, 2017 4:33 PM

I hate LOL repliers, but dammit r15,

LOL!

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by Anonymousreply 18October 13, 2017 4:34 PM

His thick brows have always been my favorite. His brows beat out Joe Jonas and even the angelic Nick Hoult.

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by Anonymousreply 19October 13, 2017 4:38 PM

Are his brother and him examples of what DL calls "adjacent"?

by Anonymousreply 20October 13, 2017 4:40 PM

His tits look like they were drawn on his chest by someone who can't draw tits.

by Anonymousreply 21October 13, 2017 5:39 PM

Bolt-on boobies.

by Anonymousreply 22October 13, 2017 5:47 PM

Verificatia of sizemeat?

by Anonymousreply 23October 13, 2017 5:47 PM

"They look natural to me!" said Chandler Massey when reached for comment.

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by Anonymousreply 24October 13, 2017 5:48 PM

"Totally natural!" added Joel McHale.

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by Anonymousreply 25October 13, 2017 5:52 PM

Joel McHale looks reptilian.

by Anonymousreply 26October 13, 2017 6:02 PM

R26 how do you mean?

by Anonymousreply 27October 14, 2017 3:31 AM

Do we get to keep Dave if James goes down? He's so cute, please can we keep him?! He did remove any vaginal protective entertainment patches off of pussies!

Do you think James was that type of older brother who would fuck or get his little bro to suck him growing up?

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by Anonymousreply 28January 11, 2018 6:26 PM

[quote]Do you think James was that type of older brother who would fuck or get his little bro to suck him growing up?

From the stories they've told, they weren't particularly close growing up. James is 7 years older and kept to himself much of the time. When he graduated high school, Dave was still in middle school. Dave was more outgoing and the popular kid in school. He was even homecoming king at one point. It wasn't until Dave graduated high school and decided to pursue an acting career that he moved in with James in LA and they became close.

by Anonymousreply 29January 11, 2018 6:34 PM

Very white boy with maroon nipples.

by Anonymousreply 30January 11, 2018 6:37 PM

Cute but rather short

by Anonymousreply 31January 11, 2018 6:51 PM

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 32January 11, 2018 6:54 PM

Great nipples, but for some reason his face always looks like a weirdly rearranged version of his brother's.

by Anonymousreply 33January 11, 2018 7:03 PM

Horrible face. Pasty. He looks like a million other muscle-bound douches out there. Being well-muscled doesn't solve the being stupid disease.

by Anonymousreply 34January 11, 2018 7:04 PM

I’m gonna rouge my nips and roll my foreskin down.

ba-da-ba dum. bum. bum.

by Anonymousreply 35January 11, 2018 7:20 PM

r7 = helen keller

by Anonymousreply 36January 11, 2018 7:23 PM

[quote]Have we decided if this is indeed him with Allison Brie?

R7, that is not Dave Franco. That guy is uncut.

Dave has said he is circumcised.

by Anonymousreply 37January 11, 2018 7:28 PM

Off-topic, but remember for years that picture that was supposedly of Justin Bieber's uncut cock was making the rounds? For the longest time, it was believed to be genuine, until the paps snapped him fully nude in 2016 and it was evident that he's circumcised. It just reminded me of that.

by Anonymousreply 38January 11, 2018 7:32 PM

Lol I don’t know what R34 is smoking, but Dave is objectively more beautiful than James. I could understand preferring James’ ruggedness, but c’mon! Those brows can’t be beat!

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by Anonymousreply 39January 12, 2018 9:57 AM

I love his body - AND that hot Adam's apple

by Anonymousreply 40January 12, 2018 11:35 AM

His mouth is too wide when he speaks.

by Anonymousreply 41January 12, 2018 12:10 PM

He has some bitch tits starting. Steroid use?

by Anonymousreply 42January 12, 2018 12:12 PM

He’s so fucking ugly.

by Anonymousreply 43January 12, 2018 1:43 PM

Boy he sure is a tiny little thing

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by Anonymousreply 44January 12, 2018 1:46 PM

Bro is hot

by Anonymousreply 45January 12, 2018 1:46 PM

I could swear I saw him half naked in an elevator at Mid-Atlantic Leather last night.

by Anonymousreply 46January 12, 2018 2:03 PM

And yet another thread where 3s and 4s look for flaws in 9s and 10s

Don't need to be Sigmund to figure out why

by Anonymousreply 47January 12, 2018 2:07 PM

Loved that guy since he did that homoerotic Funny or Die video. He is short but so am I, so call me Dave...

by Anonymousreply 48January 12, 2018 2:14 PM

Men who reject men because they are short are definitely fem bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 49January 12, 2018 2:31 PM

What will happen to Dave if James is forced to go away?

by Anonymousreply 50January 12, 2018 2:35 PM

#heknew

by Anonymousreply 51January 12, 2018 2:39 PM

Is knowing equally a criminal offense as doing, r51? Enough to lose one's own career?

by Anonymousreply 52January 12, 2018 2:41 PM

I fell in lust with Dave after watching that NEIGHBORS movie a few years back. I took my niece to see it, because she had a thing for Zac Efron, but I ended up enjoying it for Dave. He was funny and cute in that. I found his De Niro impersonation very endearing.

by Anonymousreply 53January 12, 2018 3:46 PM

And his character got married (or maybe just engaged) to a guy in Neighbors 2. It’s pretty cute.

by Anonymousreply 54January 12, 2018 4:31 PM

He's a beauty.

by Anonymousreply 55January 12, 2018 5:34 PM

Those tits are quite nice. Real?

by Anonymousreply 56January 12, 2018 7:45 PM

r47 I love how you assume we're all hideous trolls. I'm sure you are a paragon of beauty!

by Anonymousreply 57January 12, 2018 7:59 PM

I've concluded that no one who spends ample time on social media is a looker, myself included.

by Anonymousreply 58January 12, 2018 9:10 PM

He cute and a very nice guy!

by Anonymousreply 59January 12, 2018 9:13 PM

Ben:Casey :: James:Dave

by Anonymousreply 60January 12, 2018 9:59 PM

r58 based on your extensive research on an anonymous site?

by Anonymousreply 61January 12, 2018 10:06 PM

[quote] I love how you assume we're all hideous trolls.

That's called a safe assumption

by Anonymousreply 62January 12, 2018 10:14 PM

Those eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 63January 12, 2018 10:14 PM

Seriously R63, they are amazing. I can understand how someone exclusively into blonde might not like his dark, brunette features, but I think he’s absolutely gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 64January 12, 2018 10:25 PM

Beautiful

by Anonymousreply 65January 12, 2018 11:16 PM

Dave exudes overwhleming sexiness and is just the right size.

by Anonymousreply 66January 12, 2018 11:20 PM

R12 here, still proud of myself for the brilliant declaration that it is tacky to ruin your skin with sun.

Tacky tacky tacky!

Here I am being tacky. Shhhhh.

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by Anonymousreply 67January 12, 2018 11:37 PM

I get the feeling his brother James had him... I always told you guys, there is a incestuous vibe around them.

by Anonymousreply 68January 12, 2018 11:43 PM

I hope at least one of them is gay :)

by Anonymousreply 69January 12, 2018 11:55 PM

Dave seems pretty boring and hetero.

by Anonymousreply 70January 12, 2018 11:58 PM

Fake tits.

by Anonymousreply 71January 13, 2018 12:01 AM

He’s Melissa Rivers 2.0. He wouldn’t even HAVE a semblance of a career if it weren’t for nepotism.

by Anonymousreply 72January 13, 2018 12:52 AM

I would do anything he wanted

by Anonymousreply 73July 13, 2018 7:18 AM

Do you think James has ever had Dave?

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by Anonymousreply 74July 13, 2018 7:27 AM

R74 yes, he has absolutely!!!

by Anonymousreply 75July 13, 2018 7:38 AM

Dave is hotter than James, but James is the better actor.

by Anonymousreply 76July 13, 2018 9:14 AM

Boing!

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by Anonymousreply 77July 13, 2018 7:53 PM

Dave has a French porn lookalike named Leo Marco.

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by Anonymousreply 78November 17, 2020 7:07 PM

R78 He looks nothing like Dave Franco.

by Anonymousreply 79November 17, 2020 7:13 PM

Those Franco brothers always had nice tits.

by Anonymousreply 80November 17, 2020 7:14 PM

[R25] McHale needs a re-do stat!

by Anonymousreply 81November 17, 2020 7:17 PM

he's a fucking sex doll come to life

by Anonymousreply 82November 17, 2020 7:19 PM

Way sexier and funnier than his brother James and seems like a decent person.

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by Anonymousreply 84November 17, 2020 7:44 PM

I literally retched

by Anonymousreply 85November 17, 2020 7:54 PM

I would pay to see Dave fuck Dave

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by Anonymousreply 86November 17, 2020 7:55 PM

Brotherly love.

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by Anonymousreply 87November 17, 2020 7:59 PM

James is so cocky, smug and tries too hard. Dave seems sweet, upbeat and honest. You can tell they absolutely adore each other though

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by Anonymousreply 88November 17, 2020 8:12 PM

James and Dave's lesser known brother Tom.

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by Anonymousreply 89November 17, 2020 11:23 PM

He may benefit from nepotism but at least Dave is prettier and less annoying than James and is not shy at showing ass. And since James is cancelled, Dave has a chance for the spotlight and perhaps can prove himself a better actor which really won't be that hard with the right script. Zac needs to make an OnlyFans and invite Dave on it.

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by Anonymousreply 90November 17, 2020 11:47 PM

Throw in Logan Lerman and you will have the hottest Jewish boy threesome that will break OnlyFans

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by Anonymousreply 91November 17, 2020 11:49 PM

Whole fam is super average

by Anonymousreply 92November 17, 2020 11:54 PM

This video kinda looks like some vintage porn audition tape.

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by Anonymousreply 93November 17, 2020 11:55 PM

R93 And an incesty vibe too

by Anonymousreply 94November 17, 2020 11:57 PM

I always really liked this pic:

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by Anonymousreply 95November 17, 2020 11:57 PM

He has a nice body but his nipples and areolas are too red. I bet his dick is so red it looks like a dog’s dick.

His eyebrows are fine. Men that pluck or wax their eyebrows look like they are transitioning.

by Anonymousreply 96November 17, 2020 11:58 PM

And reenacting the infamous homoerotic scene from Rebel Without A Cause.

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by Anonymousreply 97November 18, 2020 12:01 AM

Fucking himself

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by Anonymousreply 98November 18, 2020 11:38 AM

Dave is going to be a star!

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by Anonymousreply 99November 18, 2020 10:24 PM

R97, it stopped being a re-enactment then he refused to sniff the jacket.

by Anonymousreply 100November 18, 2020 11:30 PM

His nipples are way too low. I’ve seen it on many guys as well. Looks strange.

by Anonymousreply 101November 18, 2020 11:39 PM

Those acting with James Franco bits on Funny or Die are legitimately humorous and adorable

by Anonymousreply 102November 18, 2020 11:53 PM

Who wants those femme plucked eyebrows, got get a woman if you plucked and waxed.my god its not like he's a gorilla.

by Anonymousreply 103November 19, 2020 12:27 AM

James is not aging well. He was so hot in Freaks and Geeks and all those films he did in the first half of the 2000s. He did look like a more Mediterranean version of James Dean. Who told him he was this amazing actor, intellectual and artist though?

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by Anonymousreply 104November 19, 2020 12:37 AM

Dave is my #1. If ever a celebrity could have been my real life lover, it would be Dave Franco. He’s the perfect height to be my bottom, we’re 2 years apart, he’s kind, funny, self-deprecating, and was a huge introvert. Absolutely perfect.

by Anonymousreply 105November 19, 2020 12:56 AM

I don't mind that he's short. Still fuckable

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by Anonymousreply 106November 19, 2020 1:34 AM

Sexy

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by Anonymousreply 107November 19, 2020 1:35 AM

I. Would. Smash. Him. Into. Next Tuesday!

by Anonymousreply 108November 19, 2020 2:30 AM

His ass and mouth are meant to be filled with cock 24/7

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by Anonymousreply 109November 19, 2020 3:25 AM

Kinda hating Alison Brie right now

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by Anonymousreply 110November 19, 2020 3:31 AM

I forgot to mention those brows. They are godly.

by Anonymousreply 111November 19, 2020 3:31 AM

He seems more intelligent and creative than his brother too and despite being younger he is more mature and humble as well. Moving into writing and direction also will prove him to be more talented than his brother as well.

by Anonymousreply 112November 19, 2020 3:39 AM

That poor, poor third brother. He's actually attractive in his own way. But the hair is FUG as all hell. It throws the optics off to the degree that he ends up looking like the brother that drew the short straw in the genes department.

by Anonymousreply 113November 19, 2020 3:39 AM

Imagine if Tom Franco would just cut his hair. Cute, right?

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by Anonymousreply 114November 19, 2020 3:42 AM

He's obviously bi.

by Anonymousreply 115November 19, 2020 3:45 AM

He’s very cute

by Anonymousreply 116November 19, 2020 3:45 AM

Tom is average. He doesn't have the dick-sucking lips that James and Dave have or the sexy eyebrows that Dave has.

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by Anonymousreply 117November 19, 2020 3:46 AM

James seems like he wants to fuck Dave so bad.

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by Anonymousreply 118November 19, 2020 4:05 AM

Tom looks like JGL’s brother.

by Anonymousreply 119November 19, 2020 10:30 AM

R118 Dave looks so beautiful

by Anonymousreply 120November 19, 2020 1:18 PM

Tom is nice.

by Anonymousreply 121November 19, 2020 5:32 PM

Luscious nipples.

by Anonymousreply 122November 19, 2020 6:12 PM

I think they're both beautiful, but it's hard to beat a young James for sheer physical beauty. I'm referring not to this thumbnail but to the pic that comes up when you click on it.

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by Anonymousreply 123November 19, 2020 6:28 PM

It's kind of true that inner beauty or lack thereof, can affect how we perceive someone's attractiveness. Cuz Dave Franco is way more attractive as a whole package even though James is arguably more otherworldy in his rugged handsomeness. It's really hard to get past the fact that he's an arrogant ass.

by Anonymousreply 124November 20, 2020 1:46 AM

I was just about to post a photo, but then scrolled up and saw that I posted it in 2007 😂. I love this thread.

by Anonymousreply 125November 20, 2020 2:30 AM

*2017

by Anonymousreply 126November 20, 2020 2:30 AM

what's his cup size?

by Anonymousreply 127November 20, 2020 5:15 AM

The Rebel Without a Cause reenactment gave me a semi.

by Anonymousreply 128November 20, 2020 5:26 AM

What do we think James Franco's future looks like? Is he down for the count?

by Anonymousreply 129November 20, 2020 3:04 PM

The dude seriously needs a brow tweeze. (Wouldn't look as artificial as a wax)

by Anonymousreply 130November 20, 2020 7:28 PM

R130 Fuck off. He's perfect.

by Anonymousreply 131November 20, 2020 11:31 PM

Where has Jimmy Franco been? IT seem like forever since I saw anything about him.

by Anonymousreply 132November 21, 2020 12:30 AM

Has James Franco done anything iconic or memorable in his career?

I feel his only talent was being hot. I liked his sexy ass in Freaks and Geeks, Sonny, Spider-Man and Pinapple Express but never been blown away by his acting.

His literary work like those film criticisms and poetry he did are 5th grade level.

I never have seen The Disaster Artist but apparently it got good reviews

by Anonymousreply 133November 21, 2020 7:45 PM

James Franco apparently got his highest moment for his acting in 127 Hours which I remember.

by Anonymousreply 134November 21, 2020 11:16 PM

[QUOTE] Where has Jimmy Franco been? IT seem like forever since I saw anything about him.

He was #MeToo’d.

by Anonymousreply 135November 21, 2020 11:18 PM

James may be cancelled but we still have Penn Badgely as our swarthy handsome perpetually stoned out hipster.

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by Anonymousreply 136November 21, 2020 11:24 PM

James played a male hustler early in his career just like River Phoenix and Joseph Gordon-Levitt did.

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by Anonymousreply 137November 21, 2020 11:34 PM

James seems to love dead pretty boys. He played James Dean in a biopic. He made an extended cut of My Own Private Idaho with mostly River Phoenix scenes.

His obsession with Brad Renfro though makes sense, he admired Brad for his acting and got to work with him and a couple of years later Brad died. He seemed to legitimately be affected by it and angry that Brad got snubbed.

As for his sexuality, he plays the coy game. He reminds me of John Mayer constantly hinting at his bisexuality but there not being any substantial evidence.

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by Anonymousreply 138November 22, 2020 12:00 AM

James's tits

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by Anonymousreply 139November 22, 2020 12:34 AM

Karma must have taken toll on James' looks.

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by Anonymousreply 140November 22, 2020 2:43 AM

He has to be the cutest human being ever

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by Anonymousreply 141November 22, 2020 2:58 AM

Is he white?

by Anonymousreply 142November 22, 2020 3:48 AM

His laugh-cough might be his only flaw.

by Anonymousreply 143November 22, 2020 4:16 AM

R136 yes, he is handsome, too

by Anonymousreply 144November 22, 2020 8:08 AM

Dave's such a stoner and so is James. It's probably why their voices are a bit raspy.

by Anonymousreply 145November 22, 2020 12:33 PM

he's smaller than a bar of soap

by Anonymousreply 146November 22, 2020 1:14 PM

I'm tall so I don't mind short guys like Franco. Zac Efron and James Dean were short too. Tom Cruise in his prime was cute and short too. Prince was gorgeous and a tiny guy. All had nice asses too

by Anonymousreply 147November 22, 2020 2:07 PM

Sonny starring James as a hustler was directed by Nicolas Cage.

by Anonymousreply 148November 22, 2020 5:34 PM

Nicolas Coppola has to be the most successful case of nepotism ever

by Anonymousreply 149November 22, 2020 7:31 PM

Zac Efron broke his hands on Dave's balls.

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by Anonymousreply 150November 27, 2020 9:04 PM

I find Dave attractive because he's a cute funny guy with normal healthy body. He's short but not tiny. His face is pretty but to the point of looking scary like Ian Somerhalder. I guess he's a boy next door?

by Anonymousreply 151December 13, 2020 2:51 PM

Only if he comes with a hood for the head.

by Anonymousreply 152December 13, 2020 2:56 PM
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