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Dave Franco's body

Yes please.

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by Anonymousreply 150Last Friday at 12:04 PM

Implants?

by Anonymousreply 110/13/2017

Someone needs to take a bush hog to those eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 210/13/2017

Everything about Dave Franco is just so average, glad you like him OP, and I don't hate him, but I sure see nothing special, he is so vanilla.

by Anonymousreply 310/13/2017

He desperately needs to sun. Excellent nipple placement and areola size however.

by Anonymousreply 410/13/2017

He has a pretty nice booty too.

by Anonymousreply 510/13/2017

His teeth aren't quite as off putting as his brother's choppers.

by Anonymousreply 610/13/2017

Put me on the pro Dave Franco list. Have we decided if this is indeed him with Allison Brie?

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by Anonymousreply 710/13/2017

That is not him, R7. We've been through this.

by Anonymousreply 810/13/2017

Buttocks in motion.

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by Anonymousreply 910/13/2017

Thanks, R8

by Anonymousreply 1010/13/2017

He'd be very hot if he wasn't 5'2"

by Anonymousreply 1110/13/2017

Pec implants.

[quote]He desperately needs to sun.

It is so tacky to ruin your skin with sun.

by Anonymousreply 1210/13/2017

[quote]It is so tacky to ruin your skin with sun.

Yep, "lots of sun" is a great way to make sure you age poorly.

by Anonymousreply 1310/13/2017

Does he have hiccups?

by Anonymousreply 1410/13/2017

r14, C-cups.

by Anonymousreply 1510/13/2017

At least he looks clean unlike his brother.

by Anonymousreply 1610/13/2017

Amazing titties

by Anonymousreply 1710/13/2017

I hate LOL repliers, but dammit r15,

LOL!

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by Anonymousreply 1810/13/2017

His thick brows have always been my favorite. His brows beat out Joe Jonas and even the angelic Nick Hoult.

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by Anonymousreply 1910/13/2017

Are his brother and him examples of what DL calls "adjacent"?

by Anonymousreply 2010/13/2017

His tits look like they were drawn on his chest by someone who can't draw tits.

by Anonymousreply 2110/13/2017

Bolt-on boobies.

by Anonymousreply 2210/13/2017

Verificatia of sizemeat?

by Anonymousreply 2310/13/2017

"They look natural to me!" said Chandler Massey when reached for comment.

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by Anonymousreply 2410/13/2017

"Totally natural!" added Joel McHale.

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by Anonymousreply 2510/13/2017

Joel McHale looks reptilian.

by Anonymousreply 2610/13/2017

R26 how do you mean?

by Anonymousreply 2710/13/2017

Do we get to keep Dave if James goes down? He's so cute, please can we keep him?! He did remove any vaginal protective entertainment patches off of pussies!

Do you think James was that type of older brother who would fuck or get his little bro to suck him growing up?

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by Anonymousreply 2801/11/2018

[quote]Do you think James was that type of older brother who would fuck or get his little bro to suck him growing up?

From the stories they've told, they weren't particularly close growing up. James is 7 years older and kept to himself much of the time. When he graduated high school, Dave was still in middle school. Dave was more outgoing and the popular kid in school. He was even homecoming king at one point. It wasn't until Dave graduated high school and decided to pursue an acting career that he moved in with James in LA and they became close.

by Anonymousreply 2901/11/2018

Very white boy with maroon nipples.

by Anonymousreply 3001/11/2018

Cute but rather short

by Anonymousreply 3101/11/2018

Quite big tits.

by Anonymousreply 3201/11/2018

Great nipples, but for some reason his face always looks like a weirdly rearranged version of his brother's.

by Anonymousreply 3301/11/2018

Horrible face. Pasty. He looks like a million other muscle-bound douches out there. Being well-muscled doesn't solve the being stupid disease.

by Anonymousreply 3401/11/2018

I’m gonna rouge my nips and roll my foreskin down.

ba-da-ba dum. bum. bum.

by Anonymousreply 3501/11/2018

r7 = helen keller

by Anonymousreply 3601/11/2018

[quote]Have we decided if this is indeed him with Allison Brie?

R7, that is not Dave Franco. That guy is uncut.

Dave has said he is circumcised.

by Anonymousreply 3701/11/2018

Off-topic, but remember for years that picture that was supposedly of Justin Bieber's uncut cock was making the rounds? For the longest time, it was believed to be genuine, until the paps snapped him fully nude in 2016 and it was evident that he's circumcised. It just reminded me of that.

by Anonymousreply 3801/11/2018

Lol I don’t know what R34 is smoking, but Dave is objectively more beautiful than James. I could understand preferring James’ ruggedness, but c’mon! Those brows can’t be beat!

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by Anonymousreply 3901/12/2018

I love his body - AND that hot Adam's apple

by Anonymousreply 4001/12/2018

His mouth is too wide when he speaks.

by Anonymousreply 4101/12/2018

He has some bitch tits starting. Steroid use?

by Anonymousreply 4201/12/2018

He’s so fucking ugly.

by Anonymousreply 4301/12/2018

Boy he sure is a tiny little thing

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by Anonymousreply 4401/12/2018

Bro is hot

by Anonymousreply 4501/12/2018

I could swear I saw him half naked in an elevator at Mid-Atlantic Leather last night.

by Anonymousreply 4601/12/2018

And yet another thread where 3s and 4s look for flaws in 9s and 10s

Don't need to be Sigmund to figure out why

by Anonymousreply 4701/12/2018

Loved that guy since he did that homoerotic Funny or Die video. He is short but so am I, so call me Dave...

by Anonymousreply 4801/12/2018

Men who reject men because they are short are definitely fem bottoms.

by Anonymousreply 4901/12/2018

What will happen to Dave if James is forced to go away?

by Anonymousreply 5001/12/2018

#heknew

by Anonymousreply 5101/12/2018

Is knowing equally a criminal offense as doing, r51? Enough to lose one's own career?

by Anonymousreply 5201/12/2018

I fell in lust with Dave after watching that NEIGHBORS movie a few years back. I took my niece to see it, because she had a thing for Zac Efron, but I ended up enjoying it for Dave. He was funny and cute in that. I found his De Niro impersonation very endearing.

by Anonymousreply 5301/12/2018

And his character got married (or maybe just engaged) to a guy in Neighbors 2. It’s pretty cute.

by Anonymousreply 5401/12/2018

He's a beauty.

by Anonymousreply 5501/12/2018

Those tits are quite nice. Real?

by Anonymousreply 5601/12/2018

r47 I love how you assume we're all hideous trolls. I'm sure you are a paragon of beauty!

by Anonymousreply 5701/12/2018

I've concluded that no one who spends ample time on social media is a looker, myself included.

by Anonymousreply 5801/12/2018

He cute and a very nice guy!

by Anonymousreply 5901/12/2018

Ben:Casey :: James:Dave

by Anonymousreply 6001/12/2018

r58 based on your extensive research on an anonymous site?

by Anonymousreply 6101/12/2018

[quote] I love how you assume we're all hideous trolls.

That's called a safe assumption

by Anonymousreply 6201/12/2018

Those eyebrows.

by Anonymousreply 6301/12/2018

Seriously R63, they are amazing. I can understand how someone exclusively into blonde might not like his dark, brunette features, but I think he’s absolutely gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 6401/12/2018

Beautiful

by Anonymousreply 6501/12/2018

Dave exudes overwhleming sexiness and is just the right size.

by Anonymousreply 6601/12/2018

R12 here, still proud of myself for the brilliant declaration that it is tacky to ruin your skin with sun.

Tacky tacky tacky!

Here I am being tacky. Shhhhh.

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by Anonymousreply 6701/12/2018

I get the feeling his brother James had him... I always told you guys, there is a incestuous vibe around them.

by Anonymousreply 6801/12/2018

I hope at least one of them is gay :)

by Anonymousreply 6901/12/2018

Dave seems pretty boring and hetero.

by Anonymousreply 7001/12/2018

Fake tits.

by Anonymousreply 7101/12/2018

He’s Melissa Rivers 2.0. He wouldn’t even HAVE a semblance of a career if it weren’t for nepotism.

by Anonymousreply 7201/12/2018

I would do anything he wanted

by Anonymousreply 7307/12/2018

Do you think James has ever had Dave?

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by Anonymousreply 7407/12/2018

R74 yes, he has absolutely!!!

by Anonymousreply 7507/12/2018

Dave is hotter than James, but James is the better actor.

by Anonymousreply 7607/13/2018

Boing!

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by Anonymousreply 7707/13/2018

Dave has a French porn lookalike named Leo Marco.

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by Anonymousreply 7811/17/2020

R78 He looks nothing like Dave Franco.

by Anonymousreply 7911/17/2020

Those Franco brothers always had nice tits.

by Anonymousreply 8011/17/2020

[R25] McHale needs a re-do stat!

by Anonymousreply 8111/17/2020

he's a fucking sex doll come to life

by Anonymousreply 8211/17/2020

Way sexier and funnier than his brother James and seems like a decent person.

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by Anonymousreply 8411/17/2020

I literally retched

by Anonymousreply 8511/17/2020

I would pay to see Dave fuck Dave

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by Anonymousreply 8611/17/2020

Brotherly love.

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by Anonymousreply 8711/17/2020

James is so cocky, smug and tries too hard. Dave seems sweet, upbeat and honest. You can tell they absolutely adore each other though

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by Anonymousreply 8811/17/2020

James and Dave's lesser known brother Tom.

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by Anonymousreply 8911/17/2020

He may benefit from nepotism but at least Dave is prettier and less annoying than James and is not shy at showing ass. And since James is cancelled, Dave has a chance for the spotlight and perhaps can prove himself a better actor which really won't be that hard with the right script. Zac needs to make an OnlyFans and invite Dave on it.

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by Anonymousreply 9011/17/2020

Throw in Logan Lerman and you will have the hottest Jewish boy threesome that will break OnlyFans

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by Anonymousreply 9111/17/2020

Whole fam is super average

by Anonymousreply 9211/17/2020

This video kinda looks like some vintage porn audition tape.

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by Anonymousreply 9311/17/2020

R93 And an incesty vibe too

by Anonymousreply 9411/17/2020

I always really liked this pic:

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by Anonymousreply 9511/17/2020

He has a nice body but his nipples and areolas are too red. I bet his dick is so red it looks like a dog’s dick.

His eyebrows are fine. Men that pluck or wax their eyebrows look like they are transitioning.

by Anonymousreply 9611/17/2020

And reenacting the infamous homoerotic scene from Rebel Without A Cause.

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by Anonymousreply 9711/17/2020

Fucking himself

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by Anonymousreply 9811/18/2020

Dave is going to be a star!

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by Anonymousreply 9911/18/2020

R97, it stopped being a re-enactment then he refused to sniff the jacket.

by Anonymousreply 10011/18/2020

His nipples are way too low. I’ve seen it on many guys as well. Looks strange.

by Anonymousreply 10111/18/2020

Those acting with James Franco bits on Funny or Die are legitimately humorous and adorable

by Anonymousreply 10211/18/2020

Who wants those femme plucked eyebrows, got get a woman if you plucked and waxed.my god its not like he's a gorilla.

by Anonymousreply 10311/18/2020

James is not aging well. He was so hot in Freaks and Geeks and all those films he did in the first half of the 2000s. He did look like a more Mediterranean version of James Dean. Who told him he was this amazing actor, intellectual and artist though?

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by Anonymousreply 10411/18/2020

Dave is my #1. If ever a celebrity could have been my real life lover, it would be Dave Franco. He’s the perfect height to be my bottom, we’re 2 years apart, he’s kind, funny, self-deprecating, and was a huge introvert. Absolutely perfect.

by Anonymousreply 10511/18/2020

I don't mind that he's short. Still fuckable

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by Anonymousreply 10611/18/2020

Sexy

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by Anonymousreply 10711/18/2020

I. Would. Smash. Him. Into. Next Tuesday!

by Anonymousreply 10811/18/2020

His ass and mouth are meant to be filled with cock 24/7

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by Anonymousreply 10911/18/2020

Kinda hating Alison Brie right now

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by Anonymousreply 11011/18/2020

I forgot to mention those brows. They are godly.

by Anonymousreply 11111/18/2020

He seems more intelligent and creative than his brother too and despite being younger he is more mature and humble as well. Moving into writing and direction also will prove him to be more talented than his brother as well.

by Anonymousreply 11211/18/2020

That poor, poor third brother. He's actually attractive in his own way. But the hair is FUG as all hell. It throws the optics off to the degree that he ends up looking like the brother that drew the short straw in the genes department.

by Anonymousreply 11311/18/2020

Imagine if Tom Franco would just cut his hair. Cute, right?

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by Anonymousreply 11411/18/2020

He's obviously bi.

by Anonymousreply 11511/18/2020

He’s very cute

by Anonymousreply 11611/18/2020

Tom is average. He doesn't have the dick-sucking lips that James and Dave have or the sexy eyebrows that Dave has.

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by Anonymousreply 11711/18/2020

James seems like he wants to fuck Dave so bad.

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by Anonymousreply 11811/18/2020

Tom looks like JGL’s brother.

by Anonymousreply 11911/19/2020

R118 Dave looks so beautiful

by Anonymousreply 12011/19/2020

Tom is nice.

by Anonymousreply 12111/19/2020

Luscious nipples.

by Anonymousreply 12211/19/2020

I think they're both beautiful, but it's hard to beat a young James for sheer physical beauty. I'm referring not to this thumbnail but to the pic that comes up when you click on it.

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by Anonymousreply 12311/19/2020

It's kind of true that inner beauty or lack thereof, can affect how we perceive someone's attractiveness. Cuz Dave Franco is way more attractive as a whole package even though James is arguably more otherworldy in his rugged handsomeness. It's really hard to get past the fact that he's an arrogant ass.

by Anonymousreply 12411/19/2020

I was just about to post a photo, but then scrolled up and saw that I posted it in 2007 😂. I love this thread.

by Anonymousreply 12511/19/2020

*2017

by Anonymousreply 12611/19/2020

what's his cup size?

by Anonymousreply 12711/19/2020

The Rebel Without a Cause reenactment gave me a semi.

by Anonymousreply 12811/19/2020

What do we think James Franco's future looks like? Is he down for the count?

by Anonymousreply 12911/20/2020

The dude seriously needs a brow tweeze. (Wouldn't look as artificial as a wax)

by Anonymousreply 13011/20/2020

R130 Fuck off. He's perfect.

by Anonymousreply 13111/20/2020

Where has Jimmy Franco been? IT seem like forever since I saw anything about him.

by Anonymousreply 13211/20/2020

Has James Franco done anything iconic or memorable in his career?

I feel his only talent was being hot. I liked his sexy ass in Freaks and Geeks, Sonny, Spider-Man and Pinapple Express but never been blown away by his acting.

His literary work like those film criticisms and poetry he did are 5th grade level.

I never have seen The Disaster Artist but apparently it got good reviews

by Anonymousreply 13311/21/2020

James Franco apparently got his highest moment for his acting in 127 Hours which I remember.

by Anonymousreply 13411/21/2020

[QUOTE] Where has Jimmy Franco been? IT seem like forever since I saw anything about him.

He was #MeToo’d.

by Anonymousreply 13511/21/2020

James may be cancelled but we still have Penn Badgely as our swarthy handsome perpetually stoned out hipster.

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by Anonymousreply 13611/21/2020

James played a male hustler early in his career just like River Phoenix and Joseph Gordon-Levitt did.

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by Anonymousreply 13711/21/2020

James seems to love dead pretty boys. He played James Dean in a biopic. He made an extended cut of My Own Private Idaho with mostly River Phoenix scenes.

His obsession with Brad Renfro though makes sense, he admired Brad for his acting and got to work with him and a couple of years later Brad died. He seemed to legitimately be affected by it and angry that Brad got snubbed.

As for his sexuality, he plays the coy game. He reminds me of John Mayer constantly hinting at his bisexuality but there not being any substantial evidence.

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by Anonymousreply 13811/21/2020

James's tits

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by Anonymousreply 13911/21/2020

Karma must have taken toll on James' looks.

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by Anonymousreply 14011/21/2020

He has to be the cutest human being ever

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by Anonymousreply 14111/21/2020

Is he white?

by Anonymousreply 14211/21/2020

His laugh-cough might be his only flaw.

by Anonymousreply 14311/21/2020

R136 yes, he is handsome, too

by Anonymousreply 14411/21/2020

Dave's such a stoner and so is James. It's probably why their voices are a bit raspy.

by Anonymousreply 14511/22/2020

he's smaller than a bar of soap

by Anonymousreply 14611/22/2020

I'm tall so I don't mind short guys like Franco. Zac Efron and James Dean were short too. Tom Cruise in his prime was cute and short too. Prince was gorgeous and a tiny guy. All had nice asses too

by Anonymousreply 14711/22/2020

Sonny starring James as a hustler was directed by Nicolas Cage.

by Anonymousreply 14811/22/2020

Nicolas Coppola has to be the most successful case of nepotism ever

by Anonymousreply 14911/22/2020

Zac Efron broke his hands on Dave's balls.

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