COLTON HAYNES Chronicles (Part 9): The Wedding is Coming

At the end of the month? Is it gonna be a HALLOWEEN wedding? Is Colton gonna don one of his grotesque prosthetic costumes? Will it be a Beauty and the Beast theme?

The mind reels.... with possibilities

Colton being serious about his mental health

[quote]Today is #WorldMentalHealthDay . This is a photo I took of myself about a month ago when I had reached a point where I had no idea what to do. I had been in bed crying/paralyzed for 3 wks with no explanation. My personal life & career were at an all time high. I've talked about this before but I can't stress enough how important it is to seek help when your feeling down or in your darkest moments. I've struggled with Anxiety & Depression since I was in the 5th grade & it's not something that should go untreated or uncared for. I know a lot of people don't understand mental illness & pass it off as ppl being dramatic...but it's a chemical Imbalance that no one wants to struggle through. It's not easy. So let's all take a second to reach out to those in need of help & those who just need someone to talk to or some encouragement. A little love goes a long way. My heart is with my fellow survivors & ppl struggling through this disease...you aren't alone. ❤️❤️❤️

So... there are pills for this sort of thing.

Was he nude on Horror Story tonight? I won't see it till tomorrow, but twitter was ablaze that Billy Eichner fucked him.

I hate it when you're so paralyzed by your emotions that you can do nothing but take a pool selfie to post on Mental Health Day.

Jeff & Colton's wedding registry

Link didn't work for me r6.

Was his this "depressive episode" when he was lying in bed talking about he couldn't remember the last time he was sober? I remember that.

So what sayeth DL, what should we buy as present for the happy couple? They've brought us many moments of mirth and unbridled snark, and that's just the beginning.

R7 It was working yesterday. They must have deleted it.

[quote]Looks like DL fav Colton Haynes and fiancé Jeff Leatham are going to walk down the altar

Walk DOWN the aisle

or

Walk TO the altar

R2, God, Colton is exhausting. How do straight guys like Tyler Hoechlin and Ian Bohem even stand to put up with all this gay drama?

R11 Tyler and Bohen have known Colton for how many years now......?? No one's perfect.

What what whaaat? Bohen is straight?!!1 Well I never

How long have they been engaged again?

They got engaged in March r14. The real question is when did they start dating, they have purposely avoided saying how fast they got engaged.

R13 Some think he's bi.

Such a fun time celebrating @tietheknotorg 's 5th anniversary! Thx for having us @jessetyler & @justinmikita 😘 Congrats on raising over a million dollars supporting LGBTQ equality 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Girl is going to need to lose some of that bloat if she's going to fit into her wedding dress.

Question, that is Jerreth Ludwig hanging with Jeff Davis at 0:22 right?

Looks like it, R19.

No wonder Jerreth ended up on Teen Wolf.

Yeah, when I saw that I was very surprised r21. Where Jeff Davis and Jerreth Ludwig fucking? No wonder Colton wanted to leave Teen Wolf lol.

[Quote] Where Jeff Davis and Jerreth Ludwig fucking? No wonder Colton wanted to leave Teen Wolf lol.

I don't think so. Davis already had a bf and Ludwig was on screen for less than 5 mins. Weirdly i think when they filmed that episode, it was the same time Colton visited the set. I think Colton leaving Teen Wolf had more to do with bad management.

Had the pleasure of having the 2 most beautiful dates last night for the @amfar event😍 @melanie_griffith57 & @officialgoldiehawn . What a special night full of love & laughs ❤️❤️❤️

Beau hates when I sing & ive been torturing him all day lol #ProudFather

Such a fun evening supporting @jessetyler and @justinmikita last evening for their great work with - @tietheknotorg - and seeing fun friends - @sofiavergara and @joemanganiello - ❤️❤️ - @coltonlhaynes showing me how to do proper red carpet lol

The fact that I get to marry this man who is beautiful inside and out at the end of the month - makes me the luckiest man on earth - he is an inspiration to me and so many others - and I am so blessed 🙏🏼🙏🏼- to spend my life as his husband so very soon ❤️❤️❤️- Love you 😜😍 @coltonlhaynes

Halloween wedding. They'll all dress up like werewolves.

[Quote] "We're getting married in literally two and a half weeks," the American Horror Story: Cult star, 29, exclusively told Us Weekly at the five-year anniversary party for Jesse Tyler Ferguson's Tie the Knot collection at NeueHouse in Hollywood on Thursday, October 12. "It's incredible. We're so excited. We're very nervous. Hoping he's not going to Runaway Bride on me!"

[Quote] As for the one thing Haynes and Leatham, 46, are looking forward to the most? "Starting a family," the actor revealed. "That's the goal, I think. My great friend Cheyenne [Jackson], who I was on Horror Story with, [he and husband Jason Landau] have two beautiful kids who just turned 1. We're kind of modeling everything after them."

[Quote] In the meantime, the happy couple, who got engaged in May, are working on the finishing touches for their upcoming nuptials. "If there was a theme, it would be like Met Gala," Haynes told Us. "We want people to bring the drama — Philip Treacy hats and gowns, and we want women to wear white gowns."

Beau is the ugliest fucking dog I've ever seen. Also, why does Colton call him Boo? There's a difference between Beau and Boo.

[quote]"We want people to bring the drama — Philip Treacy hats and gowns, and we want women to wear white gowns."

My condolences to all unfortunate enough to be invited to this.

Colton, Beau is pronounced like "bow", not boo.

Colton needs to lost few pounds and that alcohol bloat if he wants to play a fitness guru.

My brotherhood with @ianbohen & @jrbourne1111 is perfect captured in this photo lol. Also so much fun with amazing friends thx to @amfar & my incredible manager Jason Weinberg for showing us an amazing time!

WOWZA - Thank you @waltergrootscholtenorchids - @marcboersflowerexport - look at all these beauties being grown for our wedding in Holland - can't wait to show you how we use these beautiful orchids at the wedding at the end of the month. Thank you @waltergrootscholtenorchids for your beautiful perfect product 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼❤️❤️❤️- #Hollandflowers - #FlowersfromHolland - #TeamLeatham

That's a lot of orchids they're growing over there in Holland just for them.

I'm really looking forward to this wedding. I'm expecting no holds to be barred

I expect it to be super duper tacky;

I'll be gutted if it isn't

Same r38. This wedding better be a tacky and over the top affair or I will be sorely disappointed.

[quote]can't wait to show you how we use these beautiful orchids at the wedding at the end of the month

Yeah, you're gonna cut them and stuff too many of them in various receptacles.

Or you're gonna hang them from a bunch of trellises so your guests can watch them die.

Probably some combination of both.

Tonight on #AHScult u get to see @lenadunham be incredible. I'm so sad I didn't get to work with her but I did hug her and whisper sweet nothings into her ear & she didn't get freaked out so that's really cool lol. Love her. Also...my fav actor @evanpeters is playing Andy Warhol...what can he not do??? @ahsfx

Will Colton wear white?

Only if he wants everyone at the wedding to laugh their asses off.

White with yellow cum stains on it maybe.

Will there be a cash bar?

Issue X of @1883magazine shot by the incredible @josephsinclair 🔥

#Strangerthings - and #BeautifulThings happen on this Day ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤❤️❤️❤️#Love

Poor Colton is worried about his penis

Wedding Week - Thank you a million times - @meijerroses for all these beautiful babies for us !!! We are so grateful ☁️☁️☁️- 🙏🏼🙏🏼#FlowersfromHolland - #TeamLeatham

Excited to host @FreixenetUSA 2nd Annual Black Magic Halloween Affair tonight! #ad #BubsInTheClub #FXCava #CavaWeen

Makeup by Erik Porn @erikporn of Bitemares Inc @bitemaresinc

Post Halloween dance of shame "Mi Gente" @jbalvin & @beyonce . Thx @freixenetusa for letting me host such a fun party! 📷 by my love @jeffleatham who still wants to be with me even tho I act like this lol

Colton loves drag (and to be honest, that Marge costume is amazing. It scared the hell out of me). I wonder if he dresses up for Jeff?

[Quote] I wonder if he dresses up for Jeff?

I'm sure he does.

Playing Detective Samuels on #AHScult @ahsfx has been a highlight of my career. Working with this insanely talented cast/crew changed my life & I will never forget all of the beautiful friends I've made :) These are BTS photos during our naughty naughty scenes lol @evanpeters @praisethelourd ❤❤❤

Halloween Kisses with my main Squeeze #SexyMargeSimpson - @coltonlhaynes - We LOVE Halloween in our family !!! 💙💙💙- Those Lips 💋

Well that's... Absolutely horrifying.

Why didn't Jeff go as Homer? Nothing better than matching costumes

I imagine Colton tried r57, and Jeff's response was something like this

Seems super early to be having a halloween party on a tuesday a full week before Halloween, but I guess since he is getting married this weekend he wanted to do it before the wedding and not wait til next tuesday.

Taylor Lautner is adorably supportive ☺️

[quote]❤️❤️❤️

[quote]@jefflatham love you both

Taylor Lautner left a sweet comment on Jeff's new Instagram post.

I have the honor and great pleasure of Marrying this Amazing Human Being tomorrow - I love him to the moon and back and I am Blessed to soon call him my #Husband - One more sleep baby ❤️❤️❤️👬❤️❤️❤️-

Where is the wedding at?

I'm guessing somewhere in Cali R63

The two were wed in Palm Springs (typical) with Kris Jenner officiating (typical for Colto).

Any pics of the wedding? The wedding night?

A clip from his friend's Snapchat.

I can't wait until the wedding is over and Colton releases those 3924 pictures of himself (and Jeff) getting married.

Do we know who went? I'm more interested in the guestlist than the event itself.

I was thinking this, too.

All these Hollywood types who say they support gay marriage and liberation.

How many "A-listers" actually attended?

His first pic. He really was just enjoying the day and not trying to constantly post on social media (cough like Gio and Tommy cough)

Is Colton taking Jeff's name or are they hyphenating?

god colton was so much hotter single and denying shit jeff is so ugly

The only reason Colton isn't posting 1000 pictures is that he's busy trying to sell them to some magazine or website first.

Looking at the monogrammed pillowcases Jeff IG storied it looks like it's going to be Jeffrey Brett Haynes - Leatham and Colton Lee Haynes - Leatham!! So it seems like they're going to incorporate (hyphenate) both names but obviously they're last name will be Leatham!! iirc Colton said he wanted to take Jeff's last name so makes sense!!

It's funny because Colton Leatham STILL sounds like a gay porn star.

Cheers - It's Official - I Got You Babe, For the rest of my life - Husbands - Mr. and Mr. Haynes-Leatham #WhatMoviesAreMadeof - 🖤🖤🖤- thank you @louisvuitton - @tomford - for making us look so sharp @mrkimjones

For the rest of your life... or until the divorce in a few years.

[quote] Guests — including Modern Family‘s Sofia Vergara and husband Joe Manganiello, Melanie Griffith, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Lisa Rinna, Chelsea Clinton, Dylan O’Brien, Emily Rickards, Billie Lourd and Cheyenne Jackson

r69 Some pretty big names missing from Colton's past on that list. But it isn't comprehensive I guess, Amell was definitely there. Also Clinton was there for Jeff right? I didn't think Colton ever managed to drag himself into that high a social circle.

Sexy

Now I know why Jeff always gurns at the camera, without a silly look on his face he resembles a LotR extra. You could slip him in with Richard Armitage and Co. and he'd be right at home. Feeling strangely let down that Colto didn't Live Tweet the whole affair. Countdown to baby Haynes-Leatham begins now I suppose. I'm already envisioning the Anne Geddes-esque birth announcement. Flowers "tastefully" arranged by Jeff of course...

Colton's husband is gay too?

"Having my mom walk me down the aisle was honestly the most emotionally beautiful thing I've ever experienced"

Jesus, he's turned into a full blown bride.

More wedding photos. So many flowers it's glorious! I'm so glad they didn't take the minimalist route; I was concerned

I feel bad, I really do. If you watch the little clip of Jeff and Colton toasting, see the look in Colton's eyes when he looks at Jeff. He looks like a baby doe before it gets shot.

He seems to really be head over heels for Jeff. He has openly admitted how damaged he views himself and how Jeff fixed him. Never go into a relationship looking for the other person to "fix" you. It never works. I really get the sense this will end badly. No, I don't think that about all famous gay couples

R85 I agree and like you I don't root for gay couples to fail. However, what you said is true. You can't rely on a partner to fix you, that never works. I wonder if Colton has had any therapy. I can't remember if he's said anything about seeking professional help. I think he married too soon and without the right amount of work on himself. I hope it works out for him, I do. Still...

I'm gonna be posting photos from my wedding all wk & ur all just gonna have to deal with it. I got married in my dream @louisvuitton @mrkimjones custom suit & then changed into my couture @eliesaabworld jacket...it's the 1st time in history elie's made menswear & I basically cried the entire fitting in Paris lol. I'm so full of love @jeffleatham 😍😍😍 Having my mom walk me down the aisle was honestly the most emotionally beautiful thing I've ever experienced & the speeches from my brother @haynesclinton & @allymaki made me cry yet again lol...what a magical wknd I won't stop talking about until the end of time. ❤️ Never stop dreaming kids...my fairytale came true & yours can too...no matter your orientation...everyone deserves to be happy & to be loved. More photos to come :)

When your lucky enough to stand next to your love @coltonlhaynes and become his husband - with the beautiful, thoughtful words of love and inspiration from a dear friend @krisjenner who I look up to and inspires me daily, Thank you from the bottom of my full heart - I Love you both ❤️❤️❤️- I am Blessed 🙏🏼

[quote] I'm gonna be posting photos from my wedding all wk

Of course you are. Now that PEOPLE has finally payed you for the exclusive.

Are we starting a "Colton Haynes Days Until Divorce" thread...???

If Bryan Singer allegations start coming, will Colton join in with his story about how he got invited to to be a special guest at Singer movie premieres will he was still in highschool?

R91 I'm surprised Colton's name hasn't come up yet in the Singer threads.

The fairytale thing is the worst part of it and shows how unrealistically he's thinking of marriage. Once that wears off it's going to be a brutal high to come down from. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a suicide attempt before it's all said and done, even if only for attention.

Yes I'm sick to death of seeing this thread yet again at the top of the threads but I hope it works out for him.

OK - So can we talk about how EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL - our Wedding cake was !!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🖤🖤🖤- Roses - Black Crystals and Black Velvet Love !!! Thank you so very much to the Ultra Talented Chris Ford @butterloveandhardwork - You are such a talent and kind soul !!! You made the final WOW moments of our wedding perfect - and matched our @eliesaabworld Men's Haute Couture Jackets !!! 🖤🖤🖤- Haute Couture Cake !! thank you Artist Man - we were honored to work with you !! #WorkofArt - #CakeGoals - and it tasted amazing.

That wedding cake belongs at a funeral.

U guys...my moms inspiration for my wedding was Patrick Swayze from To Wong Foo. I love her even more now lol. She's also wearing almost a million dollars of jewelry thx to @carynalpert & @xivkarats & I snatched that off of her the second we got down the aisle. What an epic wknd. I already miss my hubby @jeffleatham

This is me in shock waiting for @jeffleatham to walk down the aisle after my mom knocked over 2 candles & almost set the whole wedding on fire. The hanging candles, the roses, I still can't understand what I did to become so lucky in this life. ❤️❤️❤️& my custom @louisvuitton suit by @mrkimjones was Epic

What the hell is happening to Stephen Amell in the third pic at R95? He looks like he's blowing up into a bear!

All this is so tacky and nouveau riche. It's a fucking sponsored wedding, all that PR shit. Ewww....

I wish them good, but we all know it gonna end badly for Colty.

[quote]but we all know it gonna end badly for Colty.

Yes, especially since someone is planning to come forward with molestation charges.

No honey moon for these vacation starved gents

[quote]We couldnt do a honeymoon cause we have to work :( I go to Alabama & Jeff goes to Brazil so he basically gets a honeymoon :(

[quote]I still can't understand what I did to become so lucky in this life.

The back of your throat might remember, Colty.

[quote] Jeff goes to Brazil so he basically gets a honeymoon

I know Colton's an actor so maybe has less freedom to plan time off. But Jeff couldn't plan time to spend with his husband after the wedding? It's not like there's such a thing as a floral emergency.

What would be the point of Jeff canceling his jobs when Colton has to work r104? Colton has to get his ass to Alabama to film "Bigger" (which is he even in shape for....?)

And let's be honest, they take plenty of damn vacations, even if they can't take one now they will more than make up for it.

r104 Love? Kidding. You've got a point. It just seems weird that Colton planned out his fairytale marriage, and now they're not going for a balloon ride over the Taj Mahal. Or whatever elaborate Disney princess bride scenario he had in mind.

I don't think i've seen this photo before.

Fucking

Terrifying

I want more butt and torso pictures

R110, today is your lucky day

^ So yummy. I have to restrain myself from salivating

Colton coming over all emotional. It looks like everything I ever hoped it would be. All it's lacking are white doves and petals gently cascading down all around them.

(Seriously I really hope it works out for them)

R113 I really thought he might show in a dress....I'm kinda disappointed he didn't. Of course he cried. I wonder if he can cry on cue?

r113 And nothing but gushing fangirls in the comments. I wonder if he deletes the negative ones.

Will they have a super messy divorce or just remain unhappily wed once the shine comes off?

CH won't let go of a situation which brings him comfort (i.e. a situation which allows a reason for internal depression).

It makes me wonder how long he stayed with Jarreth while being unhappy.

I put up a really emotional but beautiful video up on my YouTube channel of @jeffleatham @ I walking down the aisle...if you have a tissue...it's a must watch :) myoutubecom/user/coltonhaynes ❤❤❤

A more casual Halloween costume

They're so embarrassing.

r119 He's the most underdressed person there. Poor guy. He must have felt naked.

Wonder if he was bored.

Colton is so beautiful.

He's got a jawline like an Aryan God.

Colty is having a tough time on set

[quote]Not many ppl would see that someone's having a hard time at work & be so kind & professional unlike me 2day. @TylerL_Hoechlin was amazin to

R124 I guess it really wasn't a good day if cue cards were involved.

Get it together Colty. I actually thought his acting was decent in "Teen Wolf" and "Arrow", but his turn on "American Horror Story" he gave nothing.

I wouldn't say [italic]nothing[/italic] R126

Oh my god, if I was a producer I would never cast Colton. This gurl treats twitter like a middle school Facebook diary. You have problems with the set? Don't bitch about it to the whole world to see. Jesus, he is unprofessional.

[quote]Not many ppl would see that someone's having a hard time at work & be so kind & professional unlike me 2day. @TylerL_Hoechlin was amazin to

Oh, GOD. He got wrapped up in one of his little bitch twists on set and Tyler had to console him. I hope Colton at least gives these men some really good Christmas gifts.

He is such a mess. Give up acting man, lazy housewife is your thing.

Jack Lalanne & Arnold Schwarzenegger just casually posing at work.

Cam you imagine being a director and Colton Haynes holding up your set having a fit? Bitch, they're out here replacing actors from finished films. They can replace him with with some other CW/MTV/Freeform actor. He needs to get a grip.

Wow, I wonder if Colton was always this much of a mess. It seems worse since coming out. He seems to be the type of actor that the director warns the crew secretly about: "Ok everyone, be real gentle with him. He's fragile"

The only reason he gets away with this shit is because he's pretty.

BTW, did you see the video of them walking down the aisle? Jeff literally does some weird strut/hop up the stairs and swirls around and waves "Hi everybody" to the crowd. Then he and Colton wave like pageant girls. Then Jeff does same hand gesture showing off Colton like the lady pointing to the letters on "Wheel of Fortune".

This is some weird shit. Make it stop. It's gonna end in tears or suicide.

[Quote] Oh, GOD. He got wrapped up in one of his little bitch twists on set and Tyler had to console him. I hope Colton at least gives these men some really good Christmas gifts.

Lol i'm sure Tyler didn't mind. Maybe he should get Colton some weed for xmas.

When ur husband just casually models for @gqbrasil ...NBD 😍

God the divorce is gonna be better than old school Dynasty

So proud of my Husband !! He is!!! - and will always be such an inspiration and my Superhero - Love you my Boo

R133 - 😂😂😂 jeff haynes -leatham.....now he expects colty to do the same.....good luck with the instagram name

If he's not going to act anymore on high-profile shows, he's just not very interesting any more.

Does anyone else feel like the couples we focus on have gotten boring?

Gio and Tommy: Two naive people helplessly in love with each other and their own fashion selfies Colton and Jeff: The couple that is hard to watch because something feels off about the relationship and Colton is always crying and you know the fallout is coming Tom Daley and Lance: Who the fuck cares anymore, we know someone is cheating on someone Rex and Ian: Just became superficial Instagram whores selling products on their account

It has just gotten very predictable and sad. We need some drama.

It's called marriage. People get boring when they get married.

So Jeff took Colton's name? I wonder if Colton took Jeff's name but isn't changing his instagram for professional reasons.

Anyway, when you have to use cue cards at work then it's time to get the fuck off twitter and get some help. Seriously, what is the point of putting that out for the world to see? What you might receive in the way of sympathy will surely cost you getting work in the future.

R140 Colton was interesting when he was hot and somewhat mysterious. Once he started really revealing his personalty... incredibly narcissistic, immature white trash... the bloom fell off the rose. He's just not pretty enough to overlook what a colossal mess he is.

R143, I completely agree.

On one hand, I'm glad he's more honest about himself to the world. On the other, the boy is a freakin mess. Crying every two seconds, marrying a middle aged florist to address his "my dad killed himself because I was gay" issues, needing cue cards at work, treating Twitter like a diary. Holy shit. He is really damaged.

I'm waiting for his own stories to come out about being sexually harassed or assaulted in the industry. There has to be some reason this boy is so... broken.

R144 There are stories that he was molested by the photographer who 'discovered' him when he was a young teenager.

"Could you... could you call...."

"You want me to call Cindy for you?"

"Yes! You know she wants to..."

"I know she wants to have an affair with Robert...?"

His career is gonna be over in 2 years and he's gonna blame homophobia instead of his shitty work ethic.

Hhmmm why cant u call me colty?!?! My rolodex has d whole hollywood.....A - D list....u need something stronger than valium....ur crying fits are weird and crazy wen ur supposed to be happy and in love. I hope i get a call from u soon....

r145 I vaguely remember that story. If I'm remembering it right as a kid he was desperate to be famous and answered a bogus model ad at his local mall. When he told it years ago, like Teen Wolf era ish he laughed it off and didn't hint that anything happened. But it's a pretty disturbing by the sound of it.

Something did happened most probably that led him to be broken.....and instead of confronting it and talking it out with a therapist, hes just internally denying it for as long as he can, hence the crying and anxiety issues amidst being married to jeff d daffodil. He shud just pour it all out in modelling which he does best, and not on his poor acting skills.

Happy Veterans Day to my rock, my best friend...my sister Willow. I honestly can't thank her enough not only for her service in the military since 1998 but also for taking care of me my entire life. I moved in with her when I was in high school when she was only 22 yrs old. She was working 2 jobs, had a full college schedule, & now had to take care of a 14 yr old brat named Colton lol. She gave up so much of her life to take care of the people she loves and to take care of our country. I could write a novel about how much love I have for Willow & I probably will one day haha. Then to top it all off...she stayed with me the night before my wedding since Jeff & I slept in different rooms (tradition I guess lol) & she took care of me like you wouldn't believe. I owe you the world Willow & I'm gonna stop typing cause I'm now crying lol but I love you. Happy Veterans Day to everyone who serves our country. ❤

The incredible Joan Collins pieces are coming out again this wk❤️ @xivkarats

Colton changed his name on his IG just like Jeff it seems

[R151] He needed to be "taken care of" the night before his wedding? Jesus Christ

[quote]the night before my wedding since Jeff & I slept in different rooms

When you think it can't get any worse...

R155, I would make fun of them for a lot, but not that. It's common for many couples to sleep in different rooms the night before the wedding.

When did Colton get fat? I have checked one of these threads in awhile and girl is looking like he has carb face.

^ yes I noted that too— but I was just in one picture.

[R156] no that is normal, but the fact that he needed his sister to sleep with him to deal with it is NOT.

Looks like Colton at the end on the left.

He's not "fat" but he has a bloated face.

It's the married life, he doesn't care about his job anymore.

[Quote] It's the married life, he doesn't care about his job anymore.

If he didn't he probably wouldn't have been freaking out over Bigger and gaining weight.

He freaked cause he realised he didn't prepare for the role and was bad.

I don't blame him, he had his wedding to think about and acting doesn't seem to be a priority anymore. Perhaps in few months when the novelty of marriage will disappear.

Tyler Hoechlin in small swimsuit from "Bigger"

Do you think Colty still fantasizes about Tyler? Or has he truly moved on with Ms. Drooping Daffodil.

I'm sure Colton would insist that he has never been attracted to Tyler and that he sees him as a brother, but you'd have to be a dithering moron to believe that a gayling as damaged and needy as Colton wouldn't have at least a small crush on an extremely attractive man, who has evidently treated him with more kindness and patience than any of us bitches would ever bother to give him.

Lol, did you see his Jeff's face??????

He certainly loves the guy but he's not that blind.

[quote]When did Colton get fat? I have checked one of these threads in awhile and girl is looking like he has carb face.

UGH, I can smell your Icy Hot from here, Bruce.

Hoechlin def fits Colton's "mountain man" aesthetic so i can see him having a crush. But he has said he sees him as a brother nowadays.

I'm just happy my husband @jeffleatham gets me & understands lol

The only way to truly express my emotion when @serenawilliams & @alexisohanian got married. I cried so hard @beyonce , @kellyrowland , & @kimkardashian had to check on me lol. I'm so happy for you both ❤❤❤

[quote] I cried so hard @beyonce , @kellyrowland , & @kimkardashian had to check on me

There isn't a single thing about that sentence that I don't hate.

R172 - haha true! More name dropping?! Dose peeps dont know or care abt u! And wers ur bff/ plus 1 if ur other half cant go with u....someone like him wudve brot some1 to an occasion like that...

Dear god, this bitch is insufferable. He was crying so hard wedding guests had to check on him?

I get it now. He is that friend that makes everything about him. He's always crying, always making a scene, making everyone turn their attention to Colton. He's that friend you always have to "look after". Ugh, those people are the worst. If it weren't for his pretty face, no one would tolerate this.

I think DL liked him a few years ago, when, because he was closeted, he kind of hid his personality. Now we know the truth. His secret wasn't that he was gay, it's that he's a nightmare to deal with.

[R174] I can't wait until directors are tired of his shit and he goes on a Hollywood Homophobia rampage.

No girl, it's not because you're gay. It's because you're a mess.

r174 It took you that long to figure it out? That's the entire reason I can't stop checking this thread. He's a fascinating train wreck. The part that most amazes me is that he acts this way and yet he still has friends. Are people just nicer than I give them credit for or am I missing something?

I kept it together when my actual best friend of 10 years got married. I took about 200 pictures, but nobody had to "check on" me

As I lay here at 3:30am listening to my husband snore...I'm posting this photo he took of me to remind me I have to get back to the gym. We then laughed for an hr & I had to prove to him this was just a bad angle. Oh marriage lol. Love is so beautiful 😍😍😍

^ His "bad angle" looks much prettier than my bad angle.

**RED FLAG ALERT**

I think we are already beginning to see some of the cracks in the relationship. First, Jeff sends Colton a photo of a pig, saying that the pig is Colton, and he has gained a little weight but still cute. Then Jeff takes a picture of Colton in bed (apparently not looking fit enough) and gives it to Colton to hold on to remind him to get back to the gym.

Jeff makes comments about Colton's weight. I think I'm beginning to see the whole Liberace-Scott dynamic. Jeff liked his young, fit, hot boyfriend. Colton falls in love. But Colton has openly admitted in interviews that he doesn't care about having abs anymore. He just wants to eat junk food all the time. He thinks, now that he's found the one, that he gets to be a fat girl! But that is not what Jeff signed up for.

You don't get to be a fat girl Colton. If you do, the hubby is going to be angry.

This stuff is abusive. He takes an unflattering picture of him, then laughs at him for an hour about it?? He posts a picture of a pig then says it's Colton??? That's emotional abuse.

R181, I did make one mistake. It wasn't a pig, but a sheep. Still, he is saying Colton is a barn animal who needs to lay off the slop.

This is gonna end in tears. Colton, he doesn't love you for your personality (you don't have one!). He married you for your hole! Get out!

Pig or sheep, it's offensive. So Colton ended up marrying an abusive partner. Who couldn't have seen that coming?

God, what a douchey photo

I thought at least they would have a year before the honeymoon ended.

Is Colto pregnant yet?

[quote] Is Colto pregnant yet?

Judging by the picture he posted, yes. Yes, he is.

Colton is an actor. He is currently playing a BODYBUILDER for christ sake.

It isn't just vanity to remind him to work though, it is literally his job to be in shape.

Sir daffodil's face reeks douchey!!! So is his stance. Sir daff to colty: " i gave u an expensive wedding now freaking move ur butt and be beautiful! " He's soo better off with charlie carver. What the fuck did u get yourself into colty?!?!

Colton was destined to be the fat, happy housewife. The only person who didn't know that was Jeff.

What are the chances of Colton being hired for Desperate Housewives of LA? He's perfect for the show.

A job where he can get daydrunk, be bitchy and emotional to those around him, and not have to workout? He'd love it! Would Jeff have to be involved?

[Quote] He's soo better off with charlie carver. What the fuck did u get yourself into colty?!?!

Colton and Charlie?? 🤔

Reality Vs expectation

R192 heeeeeyaaaaah! Colton and charlie...so yes!!! If u check the teenwolf.mtv colton and charlie kiss = holy fack! More explosive lol. Than sir daffodils chase kisses with colty. Like whatssappp with that!?! I dont know, charlie carver is very relaxed...complete opposite of colty...they will probably mesh well...plus they have a lot of common friends they will have fun....and music wise.....probably has more or less same taste. I dont know.....🤗🤗 at charlie and colton.....maybe itll work. Haha....and charlie carver seems really real....but maybe if they end up colton is getting a honeymoon somewer in the mediterranean asap! Lol....

R194 I like Charlie too but idk....unless Colton & Jeff have an open relationship.

Honestly, Colton is getting a little fat. I am glad someone is bringing it to his attention.

Does anybody know if Colton was smart enough to get a prenup? If his hubby is hinting that he's fat, that does not bode well for the future. My guess is the hubby walks off with a big hunk of Colton's money at some point...

[quote]My guess is the hubby walks off with a big hunk of Colton's money at some point...

Please say your post was satire, R197, cause I fear for your sanity if you think Colton is the loaded party in this marriage.

I suspect Jeff has more money than Colton r197.

Jinx r198

It seems to me that Colto's hubby could help inspire him to stay in shape for work without publicly humiliating him, or belittling him for an hour.

I just assumed that Colton has more money given his career, what does he do with his money? And how does a florist have more than an actor? Sorry if I'm asking stupid questions, it just seems like an actor would make more.

r201 I mean Colton's the one that turned the humiliation public. Jeff just belittles him via text.

Do you think Jeff is the florist at your local grocery store or something r202?

The guy is the go to name for the Clintons, Oprah, Celine Dion etc. Big money VIP clientele.

r188 They'd be cute together. But I don't think anything ever happened IRL between them. Speaking of TW is he still friends with Ian Bohen? During his coset years they seemed like BFF's.

Oh okay, gotcha. I had no idea. Well maybe Colton will walk away with some cash then if the marriage collapses. ;)

R205 Bohen seems to hang with Hoechlin, Colton and JR out of the TW cast.

Were the teen wolf hang even at his wedding?

R208 Dylan O'brien, Holland and Charlie Carver went.

I find it very odd that Ian Bohen and Tyler Hoechlin missed it.

Tyler was filming Bigger in Alabama.

r207 He always ended up looking like a sugar daddy when he hung around the younger cast members.

R212 Lol agreed.

Happy moment from our wedding when @jeffleatham got his own orchid named after him. So proud of u 😍 Glowing in our custom @eliesaabworld jackets...the first time he's ever made menswear...Im still just blown away by everything. What a magical day

Colton is the kind of guy who will refer to his children if they adopt as a "gayby." How did anyone every believe he was straight? He didn't just come out of the closet, he cartwheeled.

Thankful for my parents for bringing me into this world :) Happy early Thanksgiving everyone! 🦃

He looks like his mum

R217

yes, an amazing jaw line!

God, he's such a fame whore.

He looks like his dad too.

He's a good mix of his parents

I hope Colton passes his sperm on to create some beautiful young men for the coming generation.

Nah, gonna be Jeff "The Big Sexy"'s babies.

Thanksgiving surprise from my beautiful husband @jeffleatham . I thought I was spending today alone cause he had to work but it was all a trick :) I'm so thankful for his patience & love, my incredible family, & my amazing friends. Happy Thanksgiving to you all :) 😘😘😘

Flowers instead of food. These fat jokes are going too far Jeff just let the poor guy eat it's Thanksgiving.

thankful for his patience?????

Ugh, it looks like such an unhealthy relationship. I wonder if Jeff tells Colton days after days how much Colton is lucky to have Jeff otherwise he would be alone forever and not loved.

[Quote] I wonder if Jeff tells Colton days after days how much Colton is lucky to have Jeff otherwise he would be alone forever and not loved.

That wouldn't be fucked up at all 😐

I think that Jeff may have taken Beau back to Paris because Colton couldn’t sleep with the dog’s constant snoring and apparently if he wasn’t on the bed he would bark non-stop so it sounds like it just wasn’t working out and neither one of them have shown Beau since right after the wedding. I think Jeff is very patient with Colton in a lot of different ways. I never realized how high maintenance Colton really is but I still think he’s amazing and has a wonderful heart!! He certainly is completely in love with his new husband which is incredible to see!!

Does Colton still like being a wife?

How long until Jeff starts treating Colto like how that brute treated Aimee Mann in the Voices Carry video?

Wow, I thought we would be left just to jokingly make fun of how their relationship is dysfunctional for our own boredom, but we really are seeing the signs.

I get it. Colton will resent Jeff because he will say Jeff puts too much pressure on him with his looks (go to the gym babe, looking a little chunky honey). Colton will see it leaves him feeling insecure, ugly, and stressed. Jeff will complain that he always has to take care of Colton, deal with his mental problems. "I have to deal with your hysterical bullshit every day! Everyday I'm your therapist. You're damn right I at least expect abs to come home to, and a clean hole!"

This aint gonna last 5 years.

Is there a pre-nup? If not, look for Colton to imitate other ex-wives and go for the money!

Let's hope that they don't bring kids into the relationship.

Somebody shoot r228.

R228 loool R223 yeaahhh! Colto will have gorgeous babies....and no to Sir Daffodil R225 exactly. Wheres the food display?!?! Weird. Unless they are edible flowers.

R234 LMAO R236 shit i hope he does go back to arrow. that show became sooo boring and weird after S3 who the heck watches that.....cringe! Lol hhhhmmm and hopefully he might get really fit again. The old gorgeous colton amidst mental chaos.

lol

Oooh, he's yelling at Donald.

"why in the hell would they call you to be person of the yr??? You are a horrible person, you molest women, you hate minority, & you take rights away from the LGBTQ+ community. You are the one that needs to be deported. You make us all violently ill. Resign"

you hate *minorities- Colton, learn to spell.

I take it Jeff's gone back then?

R238 He's still hanging out with Tyler Shields.

I'm constantly blown away by what my husband @jeffleatham does. He & #teamleatham did this plus so much more in 2 days. Y'all have to check out the @fourseasons LA & the @fsparis to see what magic was made. I'm so inspired & happy :) Now time to decorate our house! 🤗🤗🤗

I know we like to hate on Colton here, and I admit he has some issues, but he's not awful. I really like his sense of humor. He's actually funny. I love his Instagram stories, they usually make me laugh out loud.

Twitter made Colton's late night Taco Bell screed a "moment".

[quote]Let's hope that they don't bring kids into the relationship.

They have said over and over again they want to have kids. It will happen soon.

[243] Me too. Admittedly, I like the guy and he does have a good personality.

He took his husband’s name. Lovely.

They both hyphenated their names

His husband does have to be patient because Colton cries for days, can’t get out of bed, etc. BUT, that’s what marriage is and what he signed up for - weight gains too. Whether he understood that and will stick around remains to be seen, but Colton has got to be a handful. I really like Colton but I couldn’t handle living with him for 2 days much less a lifetime.

Yes. Hes adorably funny at IG stories. But hes got other issues aside from anxiety?!? Manic depressive?!?!?? Why isnt he taking meds?! Whats jeff doing abt this?? R249 like crying for days. Needs help.

Yep adorably funny...at IG stories. But crying for days @ R249 needs help...manic depressive?!?!

Their thanksgiving was funny....table full of flowers. Did they have turkey with popcorn?!?! Its sweet just the two of them but i expected couple of friends or some family to be around...maybe jeff wanted just the 2 of them?!?

I really hope hell be back at arrow. That would be nice. Maybe that can cure his anxiety issues somehow..

It sounds like they could already be pregnant according to Colton’s tweets from last night. Maybe they have a surrogate!?! Colton took IG stories of the meal they ate on Thanksgiving from Jeff’s phone but I don’t know if Jeff prepared it or it was ordered. I think Colton is definitely a handful because Jeff caught him at 4 o’clock this morning sneaking back in the house after Colton went to pick up his delivery of Taco Bell from Postmates. He IG storied he was in the doghouse but that he deserved it cuz he woke up his husband with his craziness!! I love Colton but I feel sorry for Jeff!! LOL!!

He's not "awful", he's just unbelievably superficial and narcissistic. They both are. They should win awards for it.

"we have cameras all over the house but one part where I had to army crawl under a door lol & he still caught me!"

Ok, so Jeff has security cameras around the house, and watches them during the day to see if Colton did something. That is weird. I have never heard of someone watching security camera footage to watch the habits of their spouse.

Does he have Colton promise not to order food in the middle of the night and then checks to see if Colton is following it? Jesus, is this really about his weight or is this about control?

R255 LOL. Yeah dats it. You are who you marry. Your character is a reflection of your other half. Geezus they are sooo alike. Haha Colton is sooooo lazy to even help decorate one xmas tree. With all d xmas trees in their place at IG story. Or jeffy doesnt want him to help?!?! Lol For a complicated design for the trees Jeff: " stay away colton. Just video the thing. You'll ruin my da vinci masterpiece! When i have some gaddam time ill let someone paint the ceiling of the house like d sistine chapel! Our ceiling will be full of flowers! "

Is there any way to see their Instagram stories like a posted link or something?

Only on the Instagram app or if you have a plugin for your web browser.

I’m guessing the cameras are for security reasons considering Colton’s anxiety issues and the fact that his former home was broken into and they ripped him off for a ton of money not to mention Jeff has a lot of things in that house that are not replaceable and worth a fortune! They apparently even set an alarm when they are asleep so I don’t think Jeff watches Colton like in some surveillance type of situation!! That’s kind of ridiculous!! Can’t blame Jeff for being irritated with Colton for waking him up at 4 in the morning sneaking out of the house for his taco obsession! LOL!!

Lol at tons of xmas tree at IG stories. Haha. I hope colton would decorate just even one and video it!! Soo funny when colton says - we have several xmas trees, and theres a xmas tree here, and another one.....haha

Does Colton need to work now, or does Jeff make enough money for him to be a housewife like Tommy Didario?

[quote]Yes. Hes adorably funny at IG stories

Could you link to one of these funny stories? I need a good laugh.

Tommy Didario is not a housefrau. He’s a lady of leisure

Colton's primary role in the marriage is arm candy and sex toy.

Our Xmas decor is almost done!!! So beautiful

Curb your Frauside Colton, it's not even december.

R267 December is only a few days away.

It would be the 1st december it would not change anything.

Colton is a bored housewife, I get it but it's not an excuse to be tacky. Soon Xmas will start in october.

Haha at boredom!! Well then he should be going out like he used to....even 2-3x a week with friends coz thats his lifestyle and what he was used to....or even once a week with friends......and not with jeff.....jeff seems closed up or borrring. Jeff should have fun like put flowers behind his ears when going out with colton then laugh it off.

Trey Alligood has moved on to another clothing line. I guess Hi8us is permanently on hiatus.

Colton left a comment on Trey's last IG post, they seem to have reconciled.

Lol, Trey is totally burnt. Looks like it hurts like a motherfucker.

He was not at the wedding as far as I know and didn't congrat the happy couple, so I wouldn't say they're good again. It's more like Colton trying to reach him and Trey being like whatever you chosed your flower guy.

Anyway, Trey deserved better than Colton. He dodged the bullet this time.

Actually Trey was the one who reached out first to Colton because he commented on Colton’s Halloween picture when he dressed as Marge Simpson and then Colton reciprocated by commenting back on Trey’s Halloween picture because he dressed as Twisty the Clown from AHS. Trey wasn’t at Colton’s Halloween party or the wedding but I knew that it would have to be Trey that reached out first because Colton deleted all evidence of his past with Trey on both Twitter and IG for whatever reason which still doesn’t make any sense to me! That was so bizarre and confusing!!!

Happy 1 month wedding anniversary to the most amazing husband @jeffleatham . You bring so much happiness into my life. I love you & the beauty you continue to create for us. Excited for what's to come 😍also Thk you team @juancarlostapiaphotography for capturing these stunning moments :) your photography is unmatched

One month ago I Married this beautiful man @coltonlhaynes - see kids #FairyTales come true. I am Blessed - I Love you Babe - "I got you Babe" 💙💙🖤💙🖤💙🖤🖤- amazing photos by @juancarlostapiaphotography

SO over the top.

So beautiful! One month and deeply in love! So happy for them!

One month? Gracious was it that long ago

Do they say anything to each other in person? I have a cousin who writes this ott stuff on her Facebook page...she's a drunk, addicted to pain meds, and suffers from depression. Sooo...

R280 lol. Makes you wonder....i was checking coltons twitter and he sez hes not doing anti depressants coz " it makes him loopy!" Wow. Now what. He should take other meds instead?!?! Coz man, he needs them....

Expect monthly anniversary posts

Sending a Good Morning to yall from @stephenamell , @davidpaulramsey & I !!! Gosh we r stunning #slay

#tbt to my Prefontaine days

I miss you

Did you notice that a bunch of Colton's posts featuring Jeff have disappeared from his IG, like the ones at R275 and R287 ?

Maybe he's not comfortable with showing pics of him kissing his husband? Very strange.

Saturday mood via @leighkeily . Ur a genius 📷🔥📷

Pumped to introduce my collaboration with @nockingpoint and @stephenamell for the December Wine Club shipment- COLTON’S CAB! Here’s how you can get in on this shipment that also includes a Sparkling Rosé with @EmilyBett! Step 1: Join the NP wine club at the link in my bio Step 2: Use the code: colton on your membership form to get $20 off your first box! Step 2: Want to guarantee you get both mine and Emily’s wine? Add a second box in your member profile! Step 3: Get ready for an awesome shipment including 3 bottles of wine, coffee and a bunch of other goodies delivered direct to your door! Enjoy!

Miss you already mom

When ur husband knows u will never fully give in to the Lux life so he buys u early Xmas presents at ur favorite place, Walmart🤗 All I want is cat sweaters & socks for Xmas

r293 Where is he? What is going on with that room? I thought it was Walmart at first but there's no price tags. It looks like store, meets industrial kitchen, meets... I don't know what location that LSD trip Bear would come from.

R294 It's at the Four seasons in Los Angeles, where #thebigsexy magic happens )

Getting lost in the woods 🤗🤗🤗

What a view. I can't express how much I love Hawaii!!!

That moment when you say "I do" and you get that first kiss with your Husband - and it's so good that your Amazing, Beautiful friend who married you has to break it up #Priceless - Love you @coltonlhaynes and @krisjenner ❤️❤️❤️- such a dream #LoveWins - #FirstMarriedKiss #Blessed -

Colton Haynes is so happy that someone captured him as a sluttly merman just waiting for a seaman come into his port.

He's a good sport about all the ridiculous fanart he keeps getting!

A good sport? That made his ass look great, he was thrilled I'm sure.

[Quote] He's a good sport about all the ridiculous fanart he keeps getting!

Actors get shit on if they're anything less than postive with fanart/fandom stuff.

My eyes can't even handle this. I need a nap. What a beautiful experience

NEVER. STOP. EXPLORING :)

Vancouver...happy to be back!

You missed the one with him swallowing a waterfall of cum.

So far he likes being a trophy wife.

❤️. @stephenamell & I started the party off with a duet of "Rudolph the red nose reindeer". I think it went well. ❤❤❤ Happy Holidays!!!

Is Roy having a cameo in Arrow, or did Colton just decide to go crash the Christmas party?

I mean Colton said months ago he would be doing an appearance on "Arrow"

I assumed he would go back to Arrow eventually.

Words can't express how much I love my friends. I had one of the best wknds of my life & I wish the rest of our JAR group was in the photo. This is us looking at a dirty mag & @stephenamell explaining the female anatomy to @jarettsays & I.

He's so adorable when he's natural.

Excited to be back on #Arrow again! Thx for all of yalls love & support😘😘😘

Excited to be back on #Arrow again! Thx for all of yalls love & support😘😘😘

I mean...come on...look at his face. Still trying to deal with his beauty. 😍😍😍

This is what happens when the JAR gets together. We are reuniting this wknd & I couldn't be happier. Yes we named our friend group lol. #JAR

I got a Hubby Puppy for an Early Christmas Present and Frankly could not be Happier ❤️❤️🐶🐶🎄🎄- ‘Tis the Season

Have yourself a very @gucci Christmas 🎄 ✨🎄 ✨🎄

He is literally sparking, we've reached peak gay.

Look at Colton's face in this video. Is it just me, or is he getting fatter and rounder in the face?

His face is looking quite rotund there r321

Or the fillers. Or roids. Or alcohol. He needs to stop trying to look younger by covering up that bone structure. I guarantee you Jeff doesn't want a fat-face over a steel jawline.

Didn't know he used to work at JC Penney.

Mistletoe

R321 He is. People get older yet this is surprising

Know your worth.

@jeffleatham told me to post this lol. Im being haunted by the ghost of Christmas past 👻🎄

Colton tweeted: "I literally saw a penis in the sky tonight."

Well, ain't he a poet. A regular Longfellow

Happy Holidays from our home to yours🎄😍😍😍🎄 @jeffleatham

@allymaki loves affection lol...not! Merry Christmas to y'all!!!

#Tralton family Christmas tradition!!! @allymaki @travisatreo . Thx for welcoming our new @jeffleatham family 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍. What an epic night ❤️❤️❤️ Merry Xmas to all of y'all as well ❤️❤️❤️

Santa stopped off @krisjenner 's house 1st & we were lucky enough to see him before he decided who was naughty & nice. #happyholidays - thank you Kris - love you so much and your love for family - friends and tradition ❤️❤️🎄🎄🎅🏼🎅🏼🎄🎄❤️❤️❤️

i bet it's not even breathing hard.....

Honestly...what an honor 😂 2017 paid off lol. In such great company. Thx @paulwdowns & @lilroocher for allowing me to have this incredible title lol #RoughNight

So he is going to write a book about his hustling when he was young?

How honest are you going to be Colty...?

R336 I hope he does.

Best of 2017

Colton is obsessed with the Greatest Showman, so many instagram stories of him with the This Is Me song.

R339 There are worse things for him to be obsessed with. Maybe he's a big fan of Hugh Jackman.

Happy New Year 2018 ⭐️⭐️⭐️🖤🖤🖤- Wishing everyone Love and Happiness - And More Love and Happiness

I'm thinking about growing my hair out for 2018...should I???

Rollin in to #2018 like this...

R343 Nice shot!

It's about that time 🤗🤗🤗 I can't wait. ❤❤❤ @emilybett

I'm shocked Colton knows how to handle a basketball

My brother @haynesclinton & I bein bosses in our school uniforms. Kansas chic #fbf

His brother is Freddie Highmore?

So excited to see the incredible @allisonbjanney win another award tmrw 😍. #goldenglobes

Foursome alert...

I'm not actually in this location...but everyone on my feed is so I'm just gonna act like I am too

That awkward moment when ur wearing Nike's & you can't do it.

R345 God how I wish I hadn't read the comments on that post. There are STILL stupid fangirls who think Colton and Emily were/are dating. Rmfe.

R353 There are probably some who still think he dated Holland too.

R339 That's because inside there's a fat, wailing diva trying to get out. One day the veneer will crack, and a Rubenesque figure will emerge, a quivering soprano doing progression chords.

And on that day, Jeff will put a gun to his head, and pull the trigger.

#HappyNationalKissAgingerDay @kathygriffin 😘😘😘

Friday's night shoot with my #Arrow fam...guess who's back...back again...❤️❤️❤️

LOVE - 🖤🖤🖤- HAPPINESS - The joy my Hubby brings me while wearing one of a kind @eliesaabworld Couture Men's - PURE BLISS - 🖤🖤🖤 - @coltonlhaynes

It's funny since he's married, no one gives a fuck about him anymore.

R359 It seems like once they come out, people lose interest.

Looks like they're wearing matching figure skating costumes at R358.

To R359 -

Because the "event" of their coming out is over.

It's like your birthday, Xmas, etc.

Once the event happens, the thrill of anticipation has ceased.

His utter obsession with the Greatest Showman cracks me up

[quote]The fact that I'm gonna be out of town during the @GreatestShowman singalong in theaters makes my heart break. It is the greatest show that I have a million dreams about & makes me come alive. I wish I could rewrite the stars & my schedule so I can show everyone that this is me.

Im surprised his always on vacation ass was not in Hawaii today. I'm sure he would've been a hysterical mess on social media after that!

We were robbed of a great "MARY!" breakdown.

Sleepy Sunday. I told @emilybett I was stealing her car for the day & she was super supportive. Overload of nature pics warning

Gorgeous jerk.

#SelfieSunday

[quote]The joy my Hubby brings me while wearing one of a kind @eliesaabworld Couture Men's

Since they are both wearing the same exact fucking thing doesn't that make it two of a kind?

I miss my husband @jeffleatham . & so does Stanley the giraffe ☹️

I knew they were into threesomes!

Thk you to @mrkimjones for making my custom LV wedding tux. I can't wait to see where you go next so I can get you to make me custom outfits in the future lol 😂❤❤❤So proud of you. #Repost @jeffleatham

I HAVE NOTHING ❤️❤️🌹🌹🎼🎼🎼 - If I don’t have you @coltonlhaynes - WOW and then this moment happened 🙌🏼🙌🏼🌹 - Thank you to the amazingly Talented @elanartists for making our wedding come to life with your musical magic - THE BEST !! And the beautiful @krisjenner for putting up with us crying the entire time - love you ❤️❤️

Just wrapped this amazing shoot & couldn't wait to share it with y'all. I've made some incredible gains over the past few days. Honestly...TGIF so I can celebrate.

R375 Talk about a transformation😄

On this day...many moons ago...I met the love of my life @jeffleatham in Paris...here's to love, laughter, & happily ever after :) Happy Anniversary boo bah ❤❤❤

We finally have the answer. Damn.

Jeff and Colton got engaged after dating what, 6 or 7 weeks. It was less than two months.

So scarily fast.

R378, where did you get that from?

From the instagram post at r377 Rose.

We knew when they got engaged obviously, but never knew exactly when they met, now we know when they met.

So they met in late January and got engaged in mid-March. That's insane.

Yep, it was even faster than I thought. I assumed they had met in early December because that was when he started deleting pictures of Trey.

Must've been love at first sight

R383 Or lust.

In a blink of an eye and the glance of a soulmates eye (and the tap of a Louis Vuitton bag on your back lol) your life can change forever, the clouds part and you see the moon and stars as you have only dreamt of them - but then you realize this is exactly the way life is to be and you thank God for that moment, because your life has changed forever. - Not everyday is easy BUT everyday is worth it - EVER THINE - EVER MINE - EVER OURS - @coltonlhaynes ❤️❤️❤️- #WhatMoviesaremadeof

[quote]Today I'm bringing you something the internet (and I) absolutely cherish - cute cats & cute boys. I brought my friends Colton Haynes (from "Teen Wolf" & "Arrow") and Kevin McHale (from "Glee") to a local cat cafe (I know I couldn't believe it either) in Los Angeles, where we caught up about bad dates, dating apps, being dirty and Kris Jenner (naturally)

I watched the video of the 3 boys. Colton talked about how Jeff doesn't let him leave any dishes in the sink. Like not even one cup or spoon. So he only has a couple "safe spaces" where he can be messy, like his car.

Tyler joked "Is this a cry for help" and Colton laughed it off. But girls, that seems off. He is "reminded" by his husband if he has one dish in the fucking sink?

He said he sometimes gets "in trouble".

He also described Jeff as "awesome and so fun". I have never heard someone describe their spouse as "awesome". Sounds like they are still dating and not married when you talk like that.

R386 More proof of Kevin McHale inching out of the closet.

The thing I kept thinking is why does CH have nothing better to do than hang out with a couple of YouTubers?

He should be busy with acting commitments.

And yes, with the hubby getting "upset" over a cup or plate left dirty, things are probably not all that happy at home.

I don't understand why Kevin McHale is still in the closet, it is pretty laughable.

[Quote] The thing I kept thinking is why does CH have nothing better to do than hang out with a couple of YouTubers?

I was sort of hoping Colton would do vlogs on youtube.

[Quote] I don't understand why Kevin McHale is still in the closet, it is pretty laughable.

I thought Kevin was already out?

I will always be the annoying friend taking duck face selfies...it adds contour lol. @emilybett @paulblackthorne #Arrow

Had so much fun with @adele hangin out with our friend @celinedion !!!

MCHale talking about dating women, when he’s currently in a LTR with Austin McKenzie, and follows Best of Grindr on IG.

I feel for Kevin, I've dated women too!

What career is Kevin so afraid of losing for coming out?

Uh oh, Colton is in a mood again.

[quote]Today has been the hardest day of my life

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!!!

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

"Today has been the hardest day of my life"

Also bless that "Brute" guy because his reply caused me to bust out laughing

[quote]You topped?

Did his mom die? Instagram post about his Mom.

To my beautiful mom: I love you more than anything in the world. I will always be by your side in this lifetime & until the end of time. ❤

How many hardest-day-of-my-lifes has this silly bitch HAD?

Guess he got over the hardest moment of his life(!!!11!) fine, now he is back to being normal on social media and cheerfully promoting his match game appearance.

Whew, what an ordeal.

He is the biggest drama queen ever. They were probably out of his favorite organic food at the grocery store. How does the husband deal with him?

Colton's gonna be on Match Game

When your Amazing Husband and part time #SuperHero @coltonlhaynes - makes out 😘😘😘with my First crush @reallyndacarter - and #WonderWoman on TV - 🙌🏼🙌🏼❤️❤️⭐️⭐️⭐️- you feel #Blessed and know you married the right guy 😜😏❤️😍- you have my permission any time Lynda bomervickie1That’s s

Lynda looks pretty good.

Damn, now he is promoting JC Penny shit on his insta.

Is he Tommy Diddario now?

I need to see them consummate their love.

Bitch looks bloated. What is it, booze, roids, cupcakes?

"It's not my favorite thing" and plastered Lynds just loses it right there

[Quote] Bitch looks bloated. What is it, booze, roids, cupcakes?

I'm going to go with cupcakes.

Colton Haynes is creating his own campaign to land the Nightwing role.

And man, he is so happy.

[quote]This is gonna be a great year 🤗🤗🤗

It is easy to forget he just suffered through the worst day of his life EVA!

Drama queen to top all drama queens. Guess Colton Haynes can top something.

Jeff is a Saint, so much patience needed to deal with him....

In our imaginary DL world where Armie Hammer and Timothee Chalamet are fucking..,

OH MY LORD! TIMMOTHEEE. WATCH OUT FOR THAT SOUTHERN SLUT, MISS COLTON!!

But seriously, Colton does the seem the type to be a homewrecker. He is even joking about replacing Timothee here.

Jeff's comment : jeffleathamYassss🙌🏼🙌🏼🍑

I know Jeff and Colto fantasizes of a threesome with Armand.

as for his notorious ...gay face....

i dont know a thing he can do about it...

maybe a beard or moustache, but its just the way he was made.

his face screams for a cock...

Hug your parents tonight

Didn't realize Colton knew Billy Gilman

[quote]My friend @coltonlhaynes is going through every child's nightmare..please hold your parents close. No matter what happens in life. Colton, love you and praying. This is my mom and dad and I try to hold them as close as I can.

Why the fuck is this kid doing duck face selfies with his mom in the hospital? I want to feel bad but then he finds a way to act like a rétard

This one always knows how to cheer me up when I'm down. ❤ @jeffleatham

Happy Valentine's Day to my Beautiful - Lovely - Husband @coltonlhaynes ❤️❤️❤️- "and I have met many people through the ins and outs of my life but you, among all, will always be my favorite." R. M. Drake - @rmdrk

Tom and DLB beat Colton with the sonogram Valentine's reveal lol

Happy Valentine's Day to my beautiful husband @jeffleatham . You are my best friend, my human diary, & my other half. Love you to the moon & back babe.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Hope everyone's having a romantic Valentines Day 😍😍😍 @jeffleatham

🎈🌹❤🖤❤️🌹🎈

❤X @nicopanda vibes X ❤

Did Colto have work done?

I wonder too. There's something with his eyes, but it could be just the angle.

He looks a bit bloated and waxy to me, sometimes, R431

How on earth did he get ripped enough to be in a bodybuilding film with Hoechlin? Didn't it film recently? Either he's in hazy background shots or he's painted those abs on! #contouring

Maybe that was what his little meltdown on set was that day. He didn't feel fit enough for the role and Hoechlin had to reassure him and tell him he was pretty.

It was a very small role, perhaps he didn't even have to remove his shirt.

[Quote] It was a very small role, perhaps he didn't even have to remove his shirt.

I'll be surprised if there isn't at least [italic]one[/italic] shirtless scene.

Words can't describe last night. Thk you to @kealasettle @benjpasek @pasekandpaul @justinpaulmusic @darrencriss @_matthew.morrison_ @jeffleatham & Jesus for making my duet with Keala happen...it wasn't a duet but it was in my mind. The Greatest Showman is my favorite movie & if "This Is Me" doesn't win the Oscar I will protest. I'm avail for background vocals lol

You guys all know my obsession with "The Greatest Showman" is becoming a problem not just for me but everyone around me. I will not apologize. I'm just gonna say I sang backup for @kealasettle last night (it's not true but in my head it is) & finally got to see my brother @_matthew.morrison_ for the 1st time in a million yrs. Thx so much for the invite @benjpasek @justinpaulmusic

I think Colton tried to bulk up too fast, hence his sometimes bloated look. This was not a good time for him to try to transform his body when he's a newlywed and doing nothing but celebrating with alcohol and eating tons of fattening meals. As an aging twink, all those things are catching up with him now!

You have to be an extremely disciplined actor to put yourself through those regiments, most of those guys live in total isolation while they do it so they can achieve those results so quickly. Colton is a social butterfly, gurl. And when he's not, he's at home in his bed eating ice cream, fucking his man, and posting on social media about how hard his life is.

[quote]It was a very small role

I was under the impression that him and Hoechlin were starring in the movie, but it seemed like Colton wasn't there filming for very long.

Colton's shooting was something like 2 or 3 days, not more.

[Quote] I was under the impression that him and Hoechlin were starring in the movie, but it seemed like Colton wasn't there filming for very long.

Hoechlin, Aneurin and Julianne will be the mains.

I wonder if he asked Hoechlin to persuade the casting director and try getting him a small part in the movie.

[Quote] I wonder if he asked Hoechlin to persuade the casting director and try getting him a small part in the movie.

I don't think Hoechlin has that much power.

Mom...you are the strongest person I've ever met. We love you

I'm sorry for his mother.

He's so tasteless. Post a standard pic of your mom. Don't post one of the poor woman in her hospital bed.

Colton's brother Clinton created this gofundme page for their mother.

Are you fucking kidding me r449?!

The amount of money Colton and Jeff spend and waste and they are asking regular people to open their bank accounts so they can give 10k to his Mom?

Bitch I am enraged and embarrassed.

[quote]I want to do my part to help with the expense of hiring a full time nurse. I don't have the greatest job at the moment though and with what pay I do get, it goes toward bills and my 5 year old son.

Yeah Clinton you might not have money, but your brother just dropped over WELL over 10x the amount of money you asking for on his wedding.

Jeff can't give money?

I doubt Colton has much but look at their wedding, they have cash for Colty's mother last days.

I'm just waiting for the taboids to learn about it, gonna be blood.

[quote]I'm just waiting for the taboids to learn about it, gonna be blood.

Luckily for Colton, I don't think he is important enough for that to happen. But yes, the hypocrisy of his family begging for 10k to support his mom while he has an instagram account full of a lavish lifestyle is terrible.

I just hope will now see who he is and stop kissing his ass and being sorry cause he has "anxiety'.

Colton is full of shit.

Colto's probably going to do a duck face selfie with his poor mother once she's cold and stiff.

These people have more than enough money.It's ridiculous.

Look at Clint's gofundme now, Colton Haynes donated $8,600 to it to close it out.

Looks like the bad optics got to him.

That was smart of Colton. Not a good look otherwise.

So is his mother likely an alcoholic?

Probably r457. That probably scares Colton, I remember him talking on some insta story how he couldn't remember the last night he was sober.

He turned the page into donation for charity instead.

[quote]Now that the goal has been reached...every single penny we raise over the goal from today on will be donated to the American Liver Foundation to help others who are going through this horrible disease. It would mean the world to my family & I if we could make a massive donation to this incredible organization. Thank y'all for listening & sending all the love to my beautiful momma. Donation link in my bio

Gurl Im glad Colton cleaned that up so fast, he was about to get dragged to hell. He needs to check his brother. People already think Colton is a stunt queen out here.

I hope his mommy gets better soon.

If you read into the situation, to me it says a lot about the familial relationships there that Clinton didn't think he could go to Colton for help.

Yeah, and Colton's relationship with his mom has been strained at times as well. She could be the one declining his help.

[Quote] My mom, Dana, always loves to laugh. Even when her liver & kidney doctors gave us the worst news you could get, my mom looked at us and said, "The best thing to do in these situations is to laugh." She then chuckled so loud you could hear it to the other end of the hospital. That's my mom. Shes funny, bull headed, & strong. My mom has been in and out of the hospital since January. After multiple tests we found out she actually has advanced cirrhosis of the liver & kidney failure. A diagnosis that can be cured with a liver transplant.. however..that bad news I mentioned before was that she doesn't have that much time to wait for a new liver. The doctors suggested that we now focus on my mother's quality of life rather than quantity of life. It's heartbreaking. My strong mother has always been the anchor of this family and our best friend. Now we're being forced to say goodbye to her. So with that horrible news from "Dr. Doom" (a name my mom came up for him) my family has set up steps to make mom comfortable. We set up in home hospice care so she can be home with her boyfriend, Gary, and her beloved cat, Fasa. Hospice care is covered by my moms insurance 100%. As well as nurses visits on a "need be" basis. A personal in home nurse that can be there 24/7, however, is not covered and would need to be paid out of pocket. My siblings and family are spread out around the country and world. We've been taking turns flying out when we can to help but it's not enough. My brother wanted to do his part to help with the expense of hiring a full time nurse & guess what...the gofundme goal has been reached to pay for Amity Home Care in Hemet California!

Had a blast presenting at the CDGA Awards tonight with the stunning @kealasettle . My self spray tan was a fail & im now orange but in the comfort of my own home lol

So happy to be with these 2 stunning ladies at the CDGA Awards tonight. @sarahhyland & I made it through our speeches while @hereisgina nailed her hosting gig per usual!!! So much love for these 2 ❤❤❤

What’s happening to his face?

His mom is dying and he is out there enjoying ? WTF !!

His mom is dying and he is out there enjoying ? WTF !!

Colty should be with his mom (or family if their relationship is still difficult) and STOP NOW with the botox!!!!

CDGA Awards last night with these icons. I was so excited to meet Lily Tomlin! Always fun to see @evalongoria & @kealasettle ❤❤❤

[quote]His mom is dying and he is out there enjoying ? WTF !!

Do you expect him to seclude himself in a convent? Life does have to go on, it is absurd to expect to him spend every hour at her bedside.

Is that really Colton in R470? 😮

You don't like his terrible tan and unbecoming carb-bloat?

He explained his terrible spray tan in his Insta story.

R471 According that she has maybe just days to live, it's not too much to spend a little time with his family rather than famewhoring his cheap orange ass like usual.

R471 He has enough years ahead of him to experience all of that. But he won't get to stay beside his mom anytime again. And if he really loves his mom as much as he proclaims, then he'd never be able to enjoy anything when his loved one is dying in pain. You can have multiple husbands, multiple siblings, multiple boyfriends. Mom will always be one. No replacement.

r470 He looks like a gameshow host.

#tbt about 100lbs ago...I'm becoming a Vegan soon so I can recreate this photo 😂

He looks like he has weird combo of carb, alcohol, and steroid bloat. Maybe he's on some meds for his issues causing him to gain weight.

Its a shame tho that he's only been married for less than a year and he's already starting to look like an old lesbian. Married gay men aren't supposed start looking like lesbians until they are OLD

As far as him being with his mom, his mom might not be the type who wants all of that smothering. And who knows what type of relationship they have at the current moment

He is looking at these recent pics and kicking himself over how fat he looks r478.

C'mon Colton, you are a pretty boy actor, you aren't allowed to get fat.

Something is off about this story. Colton is wealthy and famous enough, that if his Mom needed to find a liver, they could find one. That is the whole point of celebrity, to be able to use it to afford these things.

The brother is posting gofundme's,Colton is going to parties. Don't me tell it's because Colty is estranged from the mom. He doesn't want her to die. If she was really on her deathbed and needed a liver to save her, they would be spending the time and money finding one.

It doesn't work like that. You don't pay someone to give you a liver and how do you find it anyway???? There's a transplant list and if you're lucky enough you get your liver before dying.

[QUOTE]Colton is wealthy and famous enough, that if his Mom needed to find a liver, they could find one.

Hilarious. Nobody knows or cares who the hell Colton Haynes is, and I doubt if he’s even got a million right now.

I wonder if he still smokes?

I was falling asleep at a bar...a cat ran into my arms...I found out it wasn't a cat...but I welcomed it like it was one. It was a little dog which I'm not a fan of but it acted like a cat so I was instantly in love. #Cats

Y'all...I hate to be that LA person who's saying it's cold here...but it's friggin cold here!!! I can't sleep cause it's colder in my house than it is outside & I feel like I'm living in an igloo. I'm wearing this exact outfit in bed rewatching ice skating for the 3rd time tonight...living my best life.

[quote]I was falling asleep at a bar

This says so much.

That does suck if the paparazzi are bugging his mom. There should be a line.

Come join @serenawilliams & I on March 6th (Our Anniversary) & watch both of our comebacks to the main draw! #WTA #desertsmash #DesertSmash18 #DesertSmashBash #ColtonWorld#1 #ByeFederer #ByeNadal #Bye @ferverdasco

[quote]Nobody knows or cares who the hell Colton Haynes is, and I doubt if he’s even got a million right now.

Mam, he can just ask Serena for a loan. No biggie!

[Quote] Mam, he can just ask Serena for a loan. No biggie!

That would be such an awkward conversation.

Does his last post imply that she's already gone?

Maybe, hard to tell with him.

W.K.N.D. M.O.O.D.

"This Is Me" should've won & we are just gonna keep drinking cause I'm f*cking pissed. @stephenamell @emilybett @emmett_hughes

I sometimes wonder if Colton is the belligerent Greatest Showman troll here

"Hugh Jackman WILL win the Golden Globe you fuckers!!!!"

Reunited & it feels so good @serenawilliams . Sorry I let you down on the court today lol. Ur in the Shade Room by the way 😒😂😂😂 📷 by @travisatreo

OMG Colto’s chin(s)

I think we've had enough photo evidence at this point. Colto's getting fat, at least in the face. These housewives always think their husbands fell in love with with them for their personalities and they let themselves go. This is happening even faster that I expected, though.

If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do...you have to keep moving forward. #Trying

Apparently, fat-faced Princess Small Pineapple is back on poxy Arrow tonight. Yay?

[Quote] fat-faced Princess Small Pineapple

What a name.

Colton hasn't seemed to talk or post about Jeff in a while. Neither has Jeff. They used to post about each other a lot. Do you think something is going on?

They're not joined at the hip, it's actually refreshing to have a gay couple not constantly posting shit together all the time.

Lol, if they divorce before their 1 year anniversary.

They married pretty quickly, never a good thing.

[quote]They married pretty quickly

This is a massive understatement. They were engaged 6 weeks after they met. It was utter insanity.

Jeff might be cheating on him already.

[Quote] Jeff might be cheating on him already.

Such a Debbie Downer. Though i wouldn't be surprised if they had a open relationship.

Did not expect Khloe Kardashian's baby shower to be [italic]that[/italic] pink.

Jeff's work is tacky.

Him and Colton are close to the Trashdashian.

[quote]Jeff's work is tacky.

He is obviously paid by the stem.

[Quote] Him and Colton are close to the Trashdashian.

I think that was obvious.

You beat me to it r514.

They had a kardashian preside over their marriage. Says a lot about them.

[quote]Him and Colton are close to the Trashdashian.

I don't see anything grammatically wrong in that sentence.

hideous mess at r511 looks like a walk-through model of a bloody uterus

One year ago I asked my love @coltonlhaynes to Marry me ❤️❤️❤️💍👬- with help from @cher - and now I really "got you babe" - Love you Boo 😍😍

Never gets old. #WB

Whatever Colton filmed for Love Simon was cut but he received a special thanks for "his assistance on this production". Was he the coffee runner?

They went to this party (Kris Jenner was there too).

Colton doesn't look well.

I think Colto looks okay in R521, although he was clearly not in the mood to show off his body.

So excited for y'all to see #LoveSimon tonight & this wknd!!! Such an incredible film, incomparable cast/creators, & such an important film for so many people around the world. Couldn't be happier for everyone involved! GO SEE IT TONIGHT!!!

But Colto, they cut your role, girl 😐

Probably because you flashed too many duck lip poses at the camera.

That guy couldn't look less excited to be standing with Colton for that photo.

This man is a genius. Thx @simonourianmd1 for making my skin look like I actually slept this month! #CoolLaser

Jeez, he's morphing into a prettier version of Sam Smith.

Lay off the botox and lasers

Why do you think he is turning slowly into a fat bloated flushed mess?

Is it his mom? The marriage? Feeling like he can let his hair down after coming out AND finding the one already?

He likes to eat and his testosterone production and metabolism are slowing down. Simple, really. It would’ve happened with or without Jeff.

What Colton needs is a new role where he has to play a straight guy.

The producers will have to ask him to stop the botox, the laser, the cup cakes and he gonna look like his old self.

I wonder if he doesn't suffer from dysmorphia.

Wig

Thank god he says good bye to the bleached hair.

He’s wearing baggy clothing. I bet he has a caftan at home.

Will Colton end up looking like Steven Seagal?

I love aging Colton! He needs to resurrect his clothing line idea, and start a line of caftans, with the formerly fit, aging twinks as the target demo. He'll make a killing!

[quote]They had the idea of making jackson bi early on but colton was scared because he wasn’t technically out yet to the public and when he did come out he might then be typecast as “the gay one”

Can see the one about Colton being true.

Not really news

r536's story is not at all surprising. Remember, Colton had his lawyer threatening to sue websites for posting the XY Magazine photos, saying they were pornography.

R539 Exactly, i can see Colton having a drunk meltdown about playing a gay character. Not sure why they're trying to imply it's Hoechlin 🙄

You just know why they imply it was Hoechlin, because : STEREK!!!!!!!!!!!

"STEREK WAS TOTALLY GOING TO HAPPEN GUYS!!!!!! BUT TYLER FREAKED OUT CAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT HIS PARENTS TO KNOW HE'S TOTALLY GAY!!!! SO HE REFUSED TO MAKE OUT WITH HIM IN PUBLIC CAUSE THEIR LOVE WAS SO BRIGHT THEY COULD NOT HIDE THEIR GAY RELATIONSHIP ANYMORE!!!!"

Always the same with the psychos.

R541 You'd think they would have mellowed out by now though. But then again they also try to continually connect anything Colton says about being gay in the industry to Hoechlin.

In 10 years when all these actors will be married with children and the show forgotten, they'll still be going on about Sterek, Hobrien and writing fanfictions about werewolf sex.

It isn't hard for me to believe that the execs and Hoechlin's agent might have been against Stiles/Derek being in a relationship.

That would turn Teen Wolf into an incredibly gay show, in spite of its gay reputation, gayness was kept very secondary on Teen Wolf, especially in the first few seasons.

[Quote] It isn't hard for me to believe that the execs and Hoechlin's agent might have been against Stiles/Derek being in a relationship.

There wasn't anything really indicating that the show was going to go in that direction.

[Quote] That would turn Teen Wolf into an incredibly gay show,

I can't see how that would have been a bad thing.

[Quote] gayness was kept very secondary on Teen Wolf, especially in the first few seasons.

Yeah it was and i wish Danny had stayed on the show/had more to do.

If they had made Sterek, the show would have been totally different, it would not have been about werewolf and supernatural, but about a gay couple.

I don't say it would have be bad, just that it would have been a totally different show.

[Quote] If they had made Sterek, the show would have been totally different, it would not have been about werewolf and supernatural, but about a gay couple.

I think it's possible to have it be both. But the fandom would have focused on the couple part and forget everything else.

[Quote] I don't say it would have be bad, just that it would have been a totally different show.

Would have helped if Stiles and Derek had been friends.

It would have been fan service and you can't have a romance between two of the main characters without making the show about those two. Scott will have been pushed second to Derek/Stiles. What a lot of Sterek fans wanted as they think Scott is so bad as a hero.

I don't think the writers really thought about doing Sterek, but if they really thought about it they knew it would have change everything in the characters dynamic and stories.

[Quote] It would have been fan service and you can't have a romance between two of the main characters without making the show about those two. Scott will have been pushed second to Derek/Stiles. What a lot of Sterek fans wanted as they think Scott is so bad as a hero.

Fan service or not, they still hated Scott and weren't interested in his storyline.

[Quote] I don't think the writers really thought about doing Sterek, but if they really thought about it they knew it would have change everything in the characters dynamic and stories.

I don't think so either. There was nothing that implied Derek was gay/bi and anytime Stiles did it was treated as a joke. And it was the same with deal with the cast, whenever it was brought up they'd laugh about it.

If Sterek had happened they would have :

- 1st : hint that Derek was not 100% straight,

- 2d: hint that Stiles was indeed bi,

- 3d make them friends.

- 4th: make them a couple.

It would have been an entire season if not two, about Derek/Stiles from frenemies to lovers and Scott playing second banana to the great gay love story. That's why I say that if they ever thought about it, they realized it was not what the show was about and pushed the idea away.

Knowing Teen Wolf i feel like they would have covered most of that in a season. Aside from Scott and Kira, all the relationships on the show were pretty rushed.

Jesus Christ, who takes this whore out in public? Ruining photos for other passengers. And a cross on his chest! That boy has no Jesus in his life.

Assuming that photo is current, at least her tits aren’t sagging yet.

Ah. That's sad.

Today I lost my best friend, the love of my life...my momma. Words can't express how incredible this woman was. I have so many things to say but I'm in a state of shock. I will always love you momma. RIP my angel

My Beautiful Mother-In-Law is now dancing with Angels as Beautiful as she is ❤️❤️ - Her Fun Spirit and Lust for life was so inspiring. Dance away Beautiful Dana, Dance away, but know you are so very loved and will be missed everyday as we celebrate your life - ❤️ - Thank you for the gift of Beautiful Colton and his Brother and Sisters. I Love you ❤️

It's sad but Colton didn't speak to her for 6 years and was not near her at the end + the infamous crowd founding for a nurse.

Now he gonna be over the top about it.

RIP Colton's mum.

R557 That's kind of harsh and there isn't really a right way to grieve.

I mean it is true r558. I found him going on about how his Mom was his best friend to be disingenuous. I don't know what the reason was, but there was a reason Clint didn't feel like he could come to him when he was trying to raise money for a nurse for his Mom. Colton had been relatively estranged from the family for a lot of his life, as he admits himself.

Anyway, still I wish him the best. Losing your mom is not easy.

I don't say him how to grieve tho.

I just point that they didn't have a great relationship even if it was better lately.

[quote] I found him going on about how his Mom was his best friend to be disingenuous. I don't know what the reason was, but there was a reason Clint didn't feel like he could come to him when he was trying to raise money for a nurse for his Mom.

Eh, they'd patched this up before any of this and she was constantly on his instagram this past year. Even when they didn't seem to be talking he would still allude to how much he loved her. As for "raising money" he did donate money but for all anyone knows she may not have wanted ask him. I don't think there's anything suspicious about that.

In any case the whole thing is incredibly sad and I am glad they got to have more time together at the end.

Harsh? How about ignorant... Estrangement does not lessen the intensity of feeling between a child and their parent. if they were estranged for 6 years, does that invalidate the 20-somethings years preceding? Ever heard the phrase "You always hurt the one you love"?

We're all on a gossip forum, so pointing out celebrity bullshit is par for the course. But to suggest he's not genuine in relation to his own goddamn mother? That is foul.

We don't say he's not genuine, just over the top like usual.

It's the guy who was posting pics of his nipples when his mother was on her death bed. You don't have to be a fool R562.

Over the top? About the death of the woman who made him? And he had the temerity to call his best friend?! You're the one who'a over the top... and down the rabbit hole.

Ok R564, you're triggered, I can see.

Go drink some herbal tea and come back when you feel better.

I'll drink some herbal tea when you're less witless.

It's Data Lounge, not your parish bulletin.

If you can't be right, at least be amusing. Fingers crossed you'll achieve that one day.

We knew for several weeks now that this woman was dying, now if she really was "the love of his life", "his best friend" and "his angel", do you really think Colton would have act like that? Going to parties with the Kardashian and posting pics of his nipples at some fun fair.

Wake up, he didn't really give a fuck about his mother. His brother had to organize some crowd funding to get money for the nurses, for fuck sake.

Colton is an emotional mess who gonna feel sorry for himself for few times then will go to some holidays or back partying with the Kardashian as soon as he can.

I've no doubt that Colton is as self obsessed as anyone in show biz. That doesn't mean he doesn't give a fuck about his mother.

I'm not quite sure what posting a jokey pic on his Instagram has to do with his mother being ill. Should every post have been related to her? Should they have been in tasteful black and white, prefiguring the inevitable black funeral attire?

I suspect you've never dealt with someone close having a chronic/terminal illness. It cam be like a pressure cooker. And the sick person sometimes needs a break from their loved ones' pain and concern. Attending a party does not mean "out of sight, out of mind".

Colton is indeed a mess. I'd never date him. I wouldn't appreciate the treatment Trey got. But a boyfriend (or husband) is not a mother.

[quote]We're all on a gossip forum, so pointing out celebrity bullshit is par for the course. But to suggest he's not genuine in relation to his own goddamn mother? That is foul.

Bitch, get over it. I'm not r557 and I don't even agree with him, but this over-affected Katie Morosky impression is tiresome. Pick up whatever lines you believe are being crossed here and shove them up your cunt.

Who is Katie Morosky? Over affected seems redundant. Is there a just right amount of affected? And an affected impression... makes little sense either. You should have just started and finished with "Bitch, get over it".

No one said he totally didn't give a fuck about his mother, just that he didn't care enough to know his family needed money to pay the nurses.

And yes, a close member to my family passed last year from cancer and I can tell you that her children (both adult women) and the family didn't show nipples at fun fair few days before her death cause they stayed close to her and were with her when she died.

Nah, that Gofund me mentioned plane tickets etc. It wasn't just to fund care. Wasn't Colton's mother living with him in recent times? The narrative of the deadbeat son doesn't pass muster.

No, she wasn't living with him and the Gofund was clearly for her palliative care at home.

[Quote] and the family didn't show nipples at fun fair few days before her death cause they stayed close to her and were with her when she died.

Good for them. We don't know where Colton was when she passed.

R576 Because you know?

R577 No i don't. That's the point. Why assume the worst??

I don't assume the worst, I just say that few days before her death he was showing his nipples in some dumb and inappropriate display.

I don't know where he was when she died.

R579 Then i guess we just have different views on what is and isn't appropriate.

So when is next vacation /party?

Will Jeff be doing the flowers for the funeral?

R582, how could she not!?

The divorce is going to be so messy.

I genuinely don't understand the psychology of rushing into marriage.

Is it wrong that I kinda want Colton to be our Elizabeth Taylor and have his messy public life of a string of different husbands.

Liz had charm and megnetism to draw her men in. Colton has his body, and he's not even holding onto that.

Man, I've talked tons of shit about Colton over the years, but I can't bring myself to judge him for his relationship with is mom and his brothers. Those things are complicated for most people, so I can't judge him. And he had an uphill battle with his family for most of his life, so Im just glad he was talking to his mom before she died.

[quote] That boy has no Jesus in his life.

Definitely a big plus.

❤Our last dance ❤

He's back to posting sexy pics.Have they even had the funeral yet?

One week after his Mom's death.

Yeah Colton is really traumatized

What is ironical is that colton always suffer from anxiety and sadness for apparent no reason for weeks .

However he surely come out of mourning very fast from one of his real big tragedy in his life .

In fact just 2 days before her death colton was partying and celebrating

You don't understand his mourning guys.

Colton is showing us how he's drowning in his tears and pain R591.

Sorry for the bad language but my straight brother is hilarious & always knows how to make me smile. @haynesclinton . My gay brother is funny too. Sorry @joshuahaynes lol

whole family is fucked up

You can practically hear Colton crying in that wet pool pic.

"Do you love me now, mama? Do you love me now?"

Happy Easter yall!!!

Colton was looking pudgy and bored on Arrow this week.

I never thought "Arrow" was the right role for Colton, Jeff knew how to work with Colton's own personality better on "Teen Wolf"

"Yal"? Does he mean y'all?