Can a human and an ape make a baby?

How else do you explain how Harvey Weinstein was created?

OP, your answer is sitting in the Oval Office...

Cheeto!!!

Well, the scientific method suggests you try it and find out, OP! Let us know what happens.

Give them some play-do and see what,they come up with.

[quote]OP, your answer is sitting in the Oval Office...

That was last year...

I read about an ape giving birth to a human baby in the Weekly World News 30 years ago...

That would be some sweet love makin'

Is that what they call, "monkey lovin'"?

Have you never seen Teresa Giudice's children?

The chromosomes of monkeys and humans are incompatible so no it wouldn't be possible.

Sarah Huckabee-Sanders joke goes here.

Could a gene be modified to make it possible? Like, how many chromosomes are we off here? One? Two? A billion?

This isn't the most productive avenue to let your mind meander down, OP. lol.

There is a VIetnamese legend about this real scholar in Vietnam history. It is said his mother was kidnapped by a horde of ape and presented to an ape king. The ape king then proceed to rape her, which led to her being pregnant with the scholar. The scholar has ape like facial feature but was very smart with many recorded accomplishments. He became a bureaucrats and helped the king with many problems.

A billion chromosomes?

I'm just asking questions here!

I recall a story about an orangutan that was being kept captive in a brothel in Indonesia.

I suppose with elaborate gene manipulation it is possible, but moreso between man and bonobos or chimpanzees since they are our closest living relatives.

An ape has one more pair of chromosomes than a human and human sperm refuse to attach themselves to ape eggs.

Humanzee.

Eeeeeeew.

OP is an ocean of stupid.

Have none of you flyovers seen Prymate?

Well, I predict this thread taking a turn for the worse...

No it's not possible. Two species can interbreed - mules are common, there are tiger/ lion crosses and zebra/ donkey crosses for example. But apes and humans have not bred and long may that continue. The offspring of two separate species are almost invariably sterile and therefore incapable of continuing the line. The "humanzee" DNA revealed it was a chimp R22.

There was a scientist who squirted human sperm on ape egg and watched what happened under a microscope?

Did he live in a mid century modern and have a tiki bar?

The Humanzee

I wuv R11

It's considered possible. We are 99.6% identical (Wildman 2003, I believe), and whether we have 23 or 24 chromosomes inter-fertility can still take place between many so-called separate species. And the only known experiment in 1977 with in vitro sperm was with a gibbon (further away than an orangutan) and even then with a lesser ape, the gibbon's ova was able to be successfully fertilised by human sperm.

Ovum, obvs

Which the article says doesn't exist, R28.

I thought humans were more genetically similar to chimpanzees than to apes. That is why they do testing on chimps and not apes.

Chimps are apes, R33, they are a type of ape.

[quote] Our closest animal relatives are the great apes: chimpanzees, orangutans and gorillas. About 98% of the DNA in your genes is exactly the same as in chimpanzees, making you as closely related to a chimp as horses are to zebras. Chimps and humans share a common ancestor, who was probably swinging through the trees about 5 million years ago. Many other species of ape around at the same time eventually became extinct.

What about that sexy retard who was fucking dolphins....

Who knows what kind of crazy experiments countries like Russia, China, Japan, and ex-Nazis were/are doing.

They’re hardly constrained buy Western morals.

Of course it's possible . . . . . . . .

Haven't you ever seen the movie "The 🐜 Fly ?"

What about those Country Gentlemen and their Ewes ?

Why can't humans and chimpanzees have babies?

I feel like a man-moose would hit a positive response in today's zeitgeist.

He was "hung like a stallion"

But he was actually a jackass.

Is this like a Zoophilia's dream?

There was a very unfortunate case a few years ago when a stallion - who was indeed hung like one - was "induced" to anally penetrate a man. Presumably not to make babies. The chap died. Too much horse. And jokes about "what a way to go" are far too predictable.

R19 I remember that story. they shaved an orangutan. When the animal rescue team came with the police, the brothel owner cried and tried to wrestle her away from the rescuers. Poor thing was covered in sores,

R44 I had the misfortune to see that video. The horse wang was huge, as long as the mans torso, and you see the guy just get impaled. It had to have reached into his lung cavity! I think it was called "Mr. Handy".

Apparently that farm was known for accepting payment to have sex with the horses, AND they would video tape it for you. You see the owner in the video. His "job" was to hold the horse back. That guy died because he didn't go to the hospital for a while. He died of infection.

"OP, your answer is sitting in the Oval Office..."

Thank you for giving my people a pass.

Rabbits and Cats can do mate. Here in the fields in California farmworkers always see rabbitcats all the time. I actually bought one from a fruit-picker that rescued an abandoned cat with a rabbit tail from the fruit fields. Even the behavior of the cat was different.

R48?

OP, come to St. Louis.

Who are you talking about R50?

Me half - ape. Me beautiful!

This was once an extremely successful and totally infamous film. It's runaway underground success was partly responsible for RKO's greenlighting King Kong.

^ Its not It's. Sorry.

There's more about Ingagi, the film posted above. at IMDB. Check the entry's trivia page.

It's actually quite famous but has never been released on any form of home video.

R44...that was Mr Hands. Kenneth Pinyan. An engineer for Boeing. Married. Apparently he didn’t go to the hospital because he was concerned his Boeing security clearance would have been compromised. Perhaps he should have thought of that before backing onto a three foot cock. It perforated his colon. You can hear him grunt when it happens.

Ah, the early days of the Internet, when people sent you gross out links....

There’s a documentary about it called ‘Zoo’.

R48 When we were kids, we had this crazy stray cat who adopted my family. He rarely ever ran, but preferred to hop sideways. He was the "IT CAT" of the neighborhood! We called him Jumping Jack Flash.

[Italic] Hmmmmmm . . . . . . . .

It's times like these I wish I had taken science in school instead of band.

Yes, r57, the horse perforated his colon and Pinyan didn't initially seek medical help for the reasons you mention. He eventually did go to the hospital but at that point sepsis was well set in and he couldn't be saved.

Is Bigfoot an ape?

So Mike isn't Sarah's father? Which zoo does her real father reside in?

I'm sure somewhere it's been done.

It can be "done", in a lab (and has been -in the Soviet Union). But generally it;s frowned upon. There's really no reason to do it.

OP, have you tried electrolysis?

What a ridiculous question OP!

OP = Gia Guidice

A Russian scientist in the 1920s attempted to create a human-ape hybrid and allegedly almost came close to creating one before he eventually fell out favor with the Soviet Union government and then died in exile. There was a rumor that in the 1960s human-ape experiments were secretly done in China. That one of the captured female apes eventually was successfully impregnated with human sperm and gave birth but was neglected and died and the human-ape hybrid euthanized.

[quote]I don’t see why it wouldn’t be possible.

Well, most gay men have met guys who are a cross between a horse and a man, so why not.

I won’t lie, the thought has crossed my mind about having an ape fuck me (I’m male) but it wouldn’t result in a baby! I think it’d be hot - if he didn’t kill me! I’ve searched for ape/man gay porn and didn’t find anything. 😞

R57 I can't understand how an engineer thought it would be technically okay to fuck a horse.

No amount of airbrushing...

R70, I'm not in to apes, but I do have a thing for bigfoots and especially Yetis. Check out Fast and Furry Whores 9- The Beast with Him.

No, but a jack rabbit can mate with an antelope.

This should be all the proof anyone needs.

Trog & Joan, proud parents of a flaxen-haired cutie.

a variation on R75 (a comedy bit from 3 years ago)

OP = Ralph Wiggum

Considering how badly chromosome pairing mismatches mess up individuals of purely human ancestry (there are only a few such trisomal conditions that are survivable, and Down Syndrome is the [italic]best case scenario[/italic] among those), I think it's EXCEEDINGLY unlikely that a viable fetus could result from a human-chimpanzee or human-bonobo pairing. I'm worryingly less certain of the impossibility of fertilization.

I had an Asian boyfriend once and he did the best chimpanzee impersonation. It always made me laugh. It didn't turn me on though. Was I being racist?

Don’t be so naive. The US government conducts all types of top secret experiments. My best friend (government contractor as an editor) has “top secret clearance” and told me there’s a primate/human creation they have created. It’s (she wouldn’t tell me gender) alive and well and they are conducting experiments on it 4 stories underground somewhere in Nevada.

All we , all of us really are, are smart hairless apes. Do some LSD and see who you really are.

No a mule and a mule usually cannot procreate.

[quote] No a mule and a mule usually cannot procreate.

A mule and a mule NEVER can procreate

So where do all the new mules come from?

A mule is the offspring of a male donkey and a female horse. A mule can be male or female but because all mules end up with 63 chromosomes (donkeys have 62 & horses have 64) they are unable to reproduce.

R85 - thanks! I learned something new today!

Yes it is possible. Go for it!

No, R48, that's a Manx cat. They're a distinct breed, but they can also be born as a result of a genetic mutation. In my entire life to this point, I've had 5 of them.

There was a mini-series about this.

OP = Roseanne Barr, not giving up.

[quote] In my entire life to this point, I've had 5 of them.

Slut!

R91 Yes, the shame, the shame!

I don't think so, but if they can, and someone actually does that, everyone involved should be urgently lined up and shot.