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Ryan Switzer

Showing off ass and bulge in obscene football pants.

by Anonymousreply 22212/07/2017

And he knows exactly what he is doing.

by Anonymousreply 110/06/2017

Well, he IS a wide receiver, after all.

by Anonymousreply 210/06/2017

He’s only 5’10. I was hoping he’d be shorter.

by Anonymousreply 310/06/2017

How does it compare to:

Anthony Recker's

Drew Brees'

Matt Damon's

?

by Anonymousreply 410/06/2017

This guy is perfection. oh, my.

by Anonymousreply 510/06/2017

Is he related to Barry Switzer?

by Anonymousreply 610/06/2017

the other guys enjoy the goods on display

by Anonymousreply 710/06/2017

Disgusting

by Anonymousreply 810/06/2017

Do these guys not wear underwear? Why is their junk all over the place? And yes he knew people would be staring.

by Anonymousreply 910/06/2017

I'm guessing that they have already "enjoyed" those goods.

by Anonymousreply 1010/06/2017

Well, with a name like Ryan Swisher. ..

by Anonymousreply 1110/06/2017

Tired: Footballer ass. Wired: footballer skull shape.

by Anonymousreply 1210/06/2017

Big balls.

by Anonymousreply 1310/07/2017

And you're complaining because?

He should take it off and play.

by Anonymousreply 1410/07/2017

That's a CTE head right there, r12.

by Anonymousreply 1510/07/2017

UNC rocks bro!

by Anonymousreply 1610/07/2017

His neck is wider than his head.

by Anonymousreply 1710/07/2017

Shoulders up, he might as well be Frankenstein. Shoulders down, he should be naked.

by Anonymousreply 1810/07/2017

R2 I think he started the season as a somewhat bashful tight end, but he worked it hard and ended up as as their most reliable, go-to wide receiver 😂

by Anonymousreply 1910/07/2017

Very hot. Glad he likes to show off that bad.

by Anonymousreply 2010/07/2017

There's footage on YT of a hot black player whose cock and balls fell out of his compression shorts while running at the NFL Scouting Combine.

by Anonymousreply 2110/07/2017

Where does one buy these pants?

by Anonymousreply 2210/07/2017

OP, do you know if the coach was a tough Disciplinarian?

by Anonymousreply 2310/07/2017

r23 coach was a wide receiver himself!

by Anonymousreply 2410/07/2017

Whoa, that coach is hot!

by Anonymousreply 2510/07/2017

It's very important that the coach gets everything out of his team!

by Anonymousreply 2610/07/2017

some of the guys are checking him out...and who wouldn't

by Anonymousreply 2710/07/2017

Let's hope he's a bottom.

by Anonymousreply 2810/07/2017

Mouth watering!

by Anonymousreply 2910/07/2017

R26, And everything into his team.

by Anonymousreply 3010/07/2017

He clearly does not like wearing a cup. I'm not so sure he's even wearing a jock strap.

by Anonymousreply 3110/07/2017

Is he homosexual?

by Anonymousreply 3210/07/2017

he did retweet Miley Ray Cyrus — so, there’s that.

by Anonymousreply 3310/07/2017

He ain't wearin nothing under those skin tight pants, R31.

by Anonymousreply 3410/07/2017

Boss bro

by Anonymousreply 3510/07/2017

He'd better watch out in the scrimmage.

by Anonymousreply 3610/07/2017

A little too desperate for me. Its like the guys at my gym who wear these pants. Like what are you doing?

by Anonymousreply 3710/07/2017

Trying to distract from the face.

by Anonymousreply 3810/07/2017

just a bunch of guys hanging out

by Anonymousreply 3910/07/2017

The guy at the 00:33 second mark is checking his ass out. When he bends over, the dude involuntarily sorta spits to the side- like he needs some spit for lube.

by Anonymousreply 4010/07/2017

R40, not really

by Anonymousreply 4110/07/2017

R36 I think you mean the "Rimmage"?

by Anonymousreply 4210/08/2017

I, for one, enjoy the display and only wish more hot jocks would flaunt their goods for our delectation.

by Anonymousreply 4310/08/2017

There's more balls than cock.

Pity.

by Anonymousreply 4410/08/2017

SOMe of you are so bitter and nasty as to complain about a hot dude showing off like this

by Anonymousreply 4510/08/2017

What a gorgeous lower body that man has!

by Anonymousreply 4610/08/2017

White dudes with booty is a thing today

by Anonymousreply 4710/08/2017

He's basically wearing a leotard.

by Anonymousreply 4810/08/2017

Agree R48, its like a ballet dancer.

by Anonymousreply 4910/08/2017

They know what they are doing. There's a guy next to him wearing the same tights but he covers them with shorts.

by Anonymousreply 5010/08/2017

R45 I LOVE a hot man showing off but sometimes a guy comes across a little too thirsty for attention and it turns me off. Its sexy to me when a guy doesn't really mean to. Like, every halloween my very conservative sexy 45 year old brother in law dresses as a METS player (his favorite team) and eveytime he wears those pants you can see his dick. The head outline and everything. Sooo hot. I finally snapped a pic last year secretly. Didn't come out too good. Can't wait for halloween. Im getting a good pic this year. He would be so angry if he knew. I love it. That's when its hot to me.

by Anonymousreply 5110/08/2017

R51, your brother-in-law wants you. Grab that dick.

by Anonymousreply 5210/08/2017

R52 I HOPE SO and i want to!!! Badly. You have no idea.

by Anonymousreply 5310/08/2017

Holy fuck that's hot

by Anonymousreply 5410/08/2017

That was intense.

by Anonymousreply 5510/08/2017

This your brother-in-law, R51?

by Anonymousreply 5610/08/2017

It's a shame about the brain damage.

by Anonymousreply 5710/08/2017

Checked out a couple of Switzer interviews on YT.

To me, he borders on gay voice.

by Anonymousreply 5810/08/2017

R51, you are creepy dude ewwww

by Anonymousreply 5910/08/2017

r58 i work for UNC and he certainly never hit on MOI!

by Anonymousreply 6010/08/2017

Do effeminates realize he plays for the Dallas Cowboys now, not UNC?

by Anonymousreply 6110/08/2017

what difference would it make for effeminates, r61? i don’t understand your priorities.

by Anonymousreply 6210/08/2017

R61 here.

Hi.

by Anonymousreply 6310/08/2017

snap to it

by Anonymousreply 6410/08/2017

faggityfaggaygaygay

by Anonymousreply 6510/08/2017

Yum! Nice ass!

by Anonymousreply 6610/08/2017

Boss

by Anonymousreply 6710/08/2017

Bump

by Anonymousreply 6810/08/2017

R61, why yes we do! Now he’s in those shiny powder puff blue, tight as skin Cowboys outfits!

by Anonymousreply 6910/08/2017

They call them “uniforms.”

by Anonymousreply 7010/08/2017

Bump

by Anonymousreply 7110/08/2017

I mean.....they show this every week on any of the 100 shitty different wrestling programs.

by Anonymousreply 7210/08/2017

R59 yes im soooo creepy. Sooo creepy. So you better stay away woman!!!! EWWWWW

by Anonymousreply 7310/09/2017

R56 haha. Close!!! That kind of a guy. My in law is a little more swarthy. Greek and italian.

by Anonymousreply 7410/09/2017

I'm glad that more young guys today feel free to show themselves off and not be embarrassed.

Sexy, white, tight pants, and that ass - WOW!!

by Anonymousreply 7510/09/2017

My kind of football PLAYER.

by Anonymousreply 7610/09/2017

Tha's porn! Love it!

by Anonymousreply 7710/09/2017

[quote]Tired: Footballer ass. Wired: footballer skull shape.

R12 - He's only 22 - so to post a photo from maybe 4 years ago isn't fair. He's just coming out of puberty and it's all coming together very nicely as far as I can see.

by Anonymousreply 7810/09/2017

Dat ass.

DAYUM.

by Anonymousreply 7910/09/2017

He's getting cheeky.

by Anonymousreply 8010/09/2017

I hate that kind of fake photoshopped. It’s not even hot because a thong makes him look like an effeminate freak

by Anonymousreply 8110/09/2017

He's better looking in the video than in that photo. Straight guys think it's so cute when their girlfriends and wives 'try' to watch a football game and always feel the need to mansplain the last play. Little do they know.....

by Anonymousreply 8210/09/2017

It's quite (very) an odd display for a "straight guy", I must say.

He knows what he's doing and postively glowing as he does it.

by Anonymousreply 8310/09/2017

R83 YUP

by Anonymousreply 8410/09/2017

R83 maybe in 1971

by Anonymousreply 8510/09/2017

Take be back to 1971

by Anonymousreply 8610/09/2017

Take ME

by Anonymousreply 8710/09/2017

I've downloaded that video.

God forbid it gets taken off YT.

It's rare such a handsome butt gets airplay on DL.

by Anonymousreply 8810/09/2017

ever so "casually" making sure his ass gets fully displayed.

Not that I'm complaining.

No, siree.

by Anonymousreply 8910/09/2017

That ass looks so fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 9010/09/2017

I'd love to bone him. I'd suck his dick too.

by Anonymousreply 9110/09/2017

he likes the ladies

by Anonymousreply 9210/09/2017

The top part of his body is perfect as well.

Not overdone like most the "hawt" freaks posted on DL

by Anonymousreply 9310/09/2017

R92 We know. Lucky ladies.

by Anonymousreply 9410/09/2017

R89 Hot buns in full view. He's putting on a show for free!

by Anonymousreply 9510/09/2017

He's now looking for a different demographic with that turn on OP's video.

by Anonymousreply 9610/09/2017

His ass makes me believe in miracles.

by Anonymousreply 9710/09/2017

Who's the taller guy on the left?

by Anonymousreply 9810/09/2017

That hot bod is no accident.

by Anonymousreply 9910/09/2017

he looks like he keeps a clean hole.

by Anonymousreply 10010/09/2017

Oh, yes - I'm certain of it, R100.

by Anonymousreply 10110/09/2017

This thread's had almost 2000 views since Saturday,

Why am I NOT surprised.

How did you find it, OP?

by Anonymousreply 10210/09/2017

Here at the DL, the cream of asses always rises to the top.

by Anonymousreply 10310/09/2017

Not really. Usually they're photoshopped into freakishness.

by Anonymousreply 10410/09/2017

Huh?

by Anonymousreply 10510/09/2017

Wha?

by Anonymousreply 10610/09/2017

Who is Trey Waldman, R106?

by Anonymousreply 10710/09/2017

It's Alam, not Alan.

by Anonymousreply 10810/09/2017

There are way hotter college football players than this butterface.

by Anonymousreply 10910/09/2017

But nobody hotter than him.

by Anonymousreply 11010/09/2017

Doesn't anyone else find his ass rather "soft"?

by Anonymousreply 11110/09/2017

It's nice round and jiggly. Perfect for sitting on my face.

by Anonymousreply 11210/09/2017

So sexy.

by Anonymousreply 11310/09/2017

all oiled up and not a hair on him @ R113.

sexLESS.

Maybe a lot of gay guys like guys who look like women, it seems.

I don't.

by Anonymousreply 11410/09/2017

He's going to cover up his body for the rest of his life if he ever sees the men ogling his body at the Youtube clip

by Anonymousreply 11510/09/2017

Gurl, why do yiu think he did it?

by Anonymousreply 11610/09/2017

Y’all sound like you have never been around football players practices or at training camp. I see a team of buff shirtless football players in compression practice pants and shorts all the time if I walk to the football practice field on campus during practice. It’s not remarkable dudes

by Anonymousreply 11710/09/2017

That shameless hussy!

by Anonymousreply 11810/09/2017

[quote]Y’all sound like you have never been around football players practices or at training camp.

No, I haven't actually. Does this surprise you?

[quote] I see a team of buff shirtless football players in compression practice pants and shorts all the time if I walk to the football practice field on campus during practice.

Next time shoot a video.

[quote] It’s not remarkable dudes

Dudes? Is that what you call them when you pass them by?

& if this is so common let's see more. Links, please.

by Anonymousreply 11910/09/2017

Christ Almighty that's so goddam hot. He got me hard.

by Anonymousreply 12010/09/2017

He's not very good looking.

by Anonymousreply 12110/09/2017

Booty cowboy with King Tut as a fan.

by Anonymousreply 12210/09/2017

Slippery when Wet.

by Anonymousreply 12310/09/2017

Switzer's ass doesn't look that big.

by Anonymousreply 12410/09/2017

[quote]Switzer's ass doesn't look that big.

Oh, dear - it's back to the old typical DL.

All wet and shaved and over-sized.

The usual sexless fugs.

by Anonymousreply 12510/09/2017

[quote] All wet and shaved

Wet and shaved?

by Anonymousreply 12610/09/2017

yes, they always looks so clean and scrubbed and hairless. Barely human.

by Anonymousreply 12710/09/2017

[quote] yes, they always looks so clean and scrubbed and hairless. Barely human.

When it comes to asses, give me as clean as possible.

by Anonymousreply 12810/09/2017

Ryan's got a man's ass - that cowboy's ass looks like a woman's.

by Anonymousreply 12910/09/2017

R127 i agree. No heat. No sex appeal. I like MEN. this generation and the pedophiles know nothing about that. Sad. Real men are where its at.

by Anonymousreply 13010/09/2017

[quote] How does it compare to: Anthony Recker's Drew Brees' Matt Damon's ?

How does it compare to these guys' asses?

by Anonymousreply 13110/09/2017

Football pants show dudes’ bods

by Anonymousreply 13210/09/2017

HE And Barry Switzer Are cousins

by Anonymousreply 13310/09/2017

Bump

by Anonymousreply 13410/10/2017

112 posts for the make colored happen guy. He's slipping a little.

by Anonymousreply 13510/10/2017

[quote]He's not very good looking.

I'd say that's a matter of taste. And angle.

by Anonymousreply 13610/10/2017

He's growing into his looks as each day passes. He's GLOWING in OP's video.

In the meantime, at 22, his body is already perfection.

by Anonymousreply 13710/10/2017

[quote]He's not very good looking.

Yeah but he’s young, muscled, straight and white. That’s kinda all you need around here.

by Anonymousreply 13810/10/2017

Damm right, R138

by Anonymousreply 13910/10/2017

[quote]Yeah but he’s young, muscled, straight and white.

Gurl, he's more than that.

by Anonymousreply 14010/10/2017

A baby face and a body to die for. Nothing hotter.

by Anonymousreply 14110/10/2017

I think I'd give 10 years off my life to tap that.

by Anonymousreply 14210/10/2017

[quote]Where does one buy these pants?

I think they're called 'Tights'.

by Anonymousreply 14310/10/2017

Compression pants

by Anonymousreply 14410/10/2017

Ryan! Please sit on my face!

by Anonymousreply 14510/10/2017

The UNC Troll is working overtime.

by Anonymousreply 14610/10/2017

' ' ' '

by Anonymousreply 14710/10/2017

What the hell is that, R147?

by Anonymousreply 14810/10/2017

Nice side view - click to see.

by Anonymousreply 14910/10/2017

You could serve drinks off that booty.

by Anonymousreply 15010/11/2017

INdeed

by Anonymousreply 15110/11/2017

Very nice. He just has to watch around the hips a little.

by Anonymousreply 15210/11/2017

Does he have the DL-patented womanly ass?

by Anonymousreply 15310/11/2017

Watch what, R152?

by Anonymousreply 15410/11/2017

Bump

by Anonymousreply 15510/11/2017

He’s so ugly, short, and has a tiny head.

What a dweeb.

by Anonymousreply 15610/12/2017

Boss

by Anonymousreply 15710/12/2017

Love him. So hot!

by Anonymousreply 15810/13/2017

ME too

by Anonymousreply 15910/13/2017

MY bae

by Anonymousreply 16010/14/2017

R160, is he goals?

by Anonymousreply 16110/14/2017

I could tongue that boy-pussy all day long!

by Anonymousreply 16210/14/2017

There's much hotter d1 athletes out there silly gays.. colten Cowell from hawaii volleyball is hot af

by Anonymousreply 16310/14/2017

Colton Cowell

by Anonymousreply 16410/14/2017

No that dude looks like a boy

by Anonymousreply 16510/14/2017

G A Y

by Anonymousreply 16610/14/2017

At least he doesnt look inbred like Ryan switzer...

by Anonymousreply 16710/14/2017

The whole point of this thread is that it's a break from those sexless pretty boys.

But various queens keep turing up and posting pics of them, saying how 'hot' they are.

by Anonymousreply 16810/14/2017

Ryan lookalike? >>

by Anonymousreply 16910/14/2017

Stop posting pics of kids, pervs!

by Anonymousreply 17010/14/2017

College guys aren't kids you old bitch!

by Anonymousreply 17110/14/2017

He's a very graceful and cool player. You can see from OP's clip how well he moves.

by Anonymousreply 17210/14/2017

WHO CARES how “graceful” he is? He’s a friggin football player!!!! SMH

by Anonymousreply 17310/14/2017

Colton Cowell? Yuk! He's no match for studly Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 17410/14/2017

You can SMH all you fucking like.

by Anonymousreply 17510/14/2017

This is the sexiest thing I've seen in my whole life.

by Anonymousreply 17610/14/2017

Watch football more r176

by Anonymousreply 17710/15/2017

Christ he is hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 17810/25/2017

I can't watch the video anymore. My dick is worn out.

by Anonymousreply 17910/25/2017

Gurl, please....

by Anonymousreply 18011/01/2017

Just watched again for morning pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 18111/01/2017

Not only is Ryan a beautiful guy but I really like his attitude in the clip, kind of a natural swagger and sexy confidence which is really a turn-on.

by Anonymousreply 18211/01/2017

Completely agree R182. Just re-watched the clip, and the natural swagger is a BIG turn-on!!

by Anonymousreply 18311/01/2017

I love obscene football pants.

by Anonymousreply 18411/01/2017

Dat ass should be declared a national monument.

by Anonymousreply 18511/01/2017

Tatts

by Anonymousreply 18611/01/2017

My butthole & @ss is more purdy, but his in fine too.

by Anonymousreply 18711/01/2017

Butterface!

by Anonymousreply 18811/02/2017

Who gives a fuck about the face?

by Anonymousreply 18911/02/2017

ugh, those tatts.

by Anonymousreply 19011/02/2017

Criticizing his face? I think he's gorgeous. I'd love to see what you trolls look like.

by Anonymousreply 19111/02/2017

Did you all know this guy played football at UNC and graduated from there? That's all you really need to know about him! UNC is the best! I'll bet he was the "cock of the walk" in that Chapel Hill locker room.

by Anonymousreply 19211/02/2017

[quote]played football at UNC and graduated from there

those two phrases don’t really go hand in hand, r192.

by Anonymousreply 19311/02/2017

Bump. I mean he’s so fucking hot!

by Anonymousreply 19411/05/2017

video has been removed

by Anonymousreply 19511/10/2017

^ that's evil

by Anonymousreply 19611/10/2017

I wonder why it as removed.

by Anonymousreply 19711/10/2017

Ugh. Those tats.

by Anonymousreply 19811/10/2017

R198

Are you referring to this hideous thing in his mouth?

by Anonymousreply 19911/10/2017

[quote] He's better looking in the video than in that photo. Straight guys think it's so cute when their girlfriends and wives 'try' to watch a football game and always feel the need to mansplain the last play. Little do they know.....

Oh they know. You think those straight guys only watch because they love the game? Why do you think the gear is still, after all these years, so revealing and no one is raising hell of all the junk on display?

by Anonymousreply 20011/10/2017

YOU are projecting badly r200

by Anonymousreply 20111/11/2017

Found this on another channel. Enjoy it while it is still available

by Anonymousreply 20211/11/2017

He seems to have put the guy BEHIND him in some sort of a "spell"?

by Anonymousreply 20311/11/2017

[quote]YOU are projecting badly [R200]

Keep telling yourself that, R201. It's a bi world out there.

by Anonymousreply 20411/11/2017

Thanks, R202.

by Anonymousreply 20511/11/2017

R202, you are truly doing God's work.

xoxoxoxox

by Anonymousreply 20611/11/2017

MMmmmm

by Anonymousreply 20711/12/2017

A badly needed bump.

by Anonymousreply 20811/19/2017

Bump that butt

by Anonymousreply 20911/20/2017

Oh my. He is just begging to be fucked.

by Anonymousreply 21011/20/2017

UH no dude

by Anonymousreply 21111/21/2017

Agreed, R210.

I would totally fuck him and I would make R211 watch after penning "cuck" on his forehead with a sharpie.

by Anonymousreply 21211/21/2017

I'll eat that ass for Thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 21311/21/2017

Had my fill today.

by Anonymousreply 21411/27/2017

Bump

by Anonymousreply 21512/01/2017

Hot bro

by Anonymousreply 21612/03/2017

On the phone.

by Anonymousreply 21712/03/2017

Cool

by Anonymousreply 21812/05/2017

He's 5'10" and 175 lbs - that seems a bit small for football.

Hot for the real world, but tiny compared to the behemoths one usually associates with the game.

by Anonymousreply 21912/05/2017

That video is no longer available.

THOUGHT THIS MIGHT HAPPEN.

Glad I downloaded it.

by Anonymousreply 22012/05/2017

R220, see R202 for copy.

by Anonymousreply 22112/05/2017

Thanks, 221.

I think Ryan is dewy.

by Anonymousreply 22212/07/2017
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