BILL TAYLOR: DATALOUNGE AUTOBIOGRAPHY

MY MOTHER WRAPPED OUR HAND ME DOWN BOOTS IN WAX PAPER SO WE COULD WALK TO SCHOOL IN WINTER. WE HAD LIVERWURST, PB&J OR BOLOGNY SANDWICH FOR LUNCH WRAPPED IN WAX PAPER. WE SAVED THE PAPER TO WRAP OUR OLD BOOTS FOR THE WALK BACK HOME.

WE HAD IT EASY MY COUSINS WALKED BAREFOOT THROUGH 3 FEET OF SNOW.

HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR TWO WIVES, BILL? WHO INITIATED DIVORCE PROCEEDINGS?

R2 is it absolutely necessary for you to speak in caps? IS IT?

I SPEAK ENGLISH MY FRIEND, GOOD CHRISTIAN ENGLISH. WHATS CAPS? I MAY LIKE THE FELLOWS NOW BUT I'M STILL A CHRISTIAN AND RESPECT GOD.

BLESSED DAY, BILL

I MET CLAUDINE AT THE YF DANCE AT THE COUNTRY FAIR WHEN MY BROTHER SAID HE WOULDNT DANCE WITH A GIRL WHO WASNT AS PRETTY AS HIS PIG, AND DOGGONE HIS PIG CLAIRE WON THE RIBBON, SHE SURE WAS A BEAUTY. BUT CLAUDINE WAS A GREAT GAL! SHE TAUGHT ME HOW TO DANCE ALL HOT - AND HOW TO ROLL IN THE HAY AS THEY SAY. SOME OF THOSE TECHNIQUES I TRY ON MY NEW FRIENDS THE BOYS AND BOY OH BOY THEY LIKE EM.

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[quote]You know, after I moved past the caps thing, I really began to enjoy Bill's updates. The details he includes are creative and quite visual. I was in tears the day he shared he fell off his chaise into the flower garden waiting for the "garbage" man to arrive. And then how he has flower petals stuck to his face as the garbage man lifted him up from the garden. Innocent fun during an otherwise dreary time during the tRump era.

Is this, BILL?

I fucking LOVE Bill Taylor.

I also look forward to hearing more about BILL. How's your love life, BILL?

Didn't he die on Chatubate while masturbating on cam?

This world needs more BILL TAYLOR.

POPPA WAS A ROLLIN' STONE

WHEREVER HE LAID HIS HAT WAS HIT HOME

AND WHEN HE DIED, ALL HE LEFT US WAS ALONE.

BLESS,

DEAR GAYS,,THANK YOU FOR THIS PAGE. --THE OTHER IS NOT ME BT I AM HERE NOW..SANTI CALLED LAST NITE. SAID HE IS SORRY FOR NOT "PAYING BACK" THE $8k,BUT CAN REPAY IT WITH LOVE IF I CCAN GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE. I TOLD HIM TO COME BACK, I AM HERE FOR YOU..I AM SKEPTICAL(SP??) BUT MY OLD HEART IS BEATING FAST!!! TIME GO START "PRANCERSIZING AGAIN" TO FIRM UP MY BIG BOOTY!.. LOL! BLESS,BILL

BILL AT R13 IS A VERY GOOD BILL BUT NO REAL BILL WOULD POST PRANCERCISE.

Bill Taylor, I am making you a nice chili-mac in gratitude for your delightful posts.

Was it Bill who sang "Over The Rainbow" where the bluebird flew right up to his face?

J’adore BILL TAYLOR!!

We've all got a little BILL TAYLOR in us.

Well I know I would 😉

BLESS

a little is all he can show you

less than three inches

R16 I don't think so.

Bump

WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT CLAUDINE? THOSE FIRST FEW YEARS, WELL, OUR BODIES WERE FIRM AND LIMBER AND WE HAD YOUTHS HOT MOONSHINE ACOURSIN' THROUGH OUR VEINS. SO IT SHOULDN'T A BEEN ANY SURPRISE WHEN WE LEARNED LITTLE BUSTER WAS ON THE WAY. TIMES WERE HARD AND THE NORTH 40 WAS DRY AS A WHORES MOUTH ON A SUNDAY MORNING. OH, THERE'S THE DOORBELL. HOLD ON A SEC.

I WAS BORN THE GIRLY BOY OF A PEASANT FAMILY FROM THE DEEP DARK JUNGLES OB BOLIVIA.

IT WAS WHEN MY DEAR PAPA BECAME A FAMOUS MILLINER IN YONKERS NEW YORK THAN I BEGAN MY LIFE LONG LOVE OF CAPS..................................please continue.

BILL, don’t forsake your little person boyfriend and go back to Santi. Not only do you and LPB seem very compatible, but you two could also start a successful business together entertaining at events and parties. You two were great as Santa and his elf; now add other seasonal and holiday characters to the repertoire. For New Year’s Eve parties, Old Man Old Year (you) and Baby New Year (LPB); for St. Patrick’s day, St. Patrick (you) and his leprechaun pal (LPB), etc.

Bill, who was at the door?

New to DL. I’m guessing Bill Taylor is a fictional character - a la Jerri Blank?

Who's Jerri Blank?

R27 you mean "WHO'S JERRI BLANK?" ?