Bisexual Fitness Bro Finch 💪🏽

Is he on the spectrum?

I don't know how that ended, but boy, is that guy boring. For the first 60 seconds, he kept talking but never actually said anything.

There are ways to do this that are interesting and even enlightening, but this isn't one of them.

Is he retarded?

Sometimes I wonder where some of you ladies find these people.

"When I was 19, I was not already a virgin in a long time". Lol.

His national origin?

Gym bro sex

Is it supposed to be so bad? Like in a funny way? I mean a ha ha funny way... I feel bad, like watching his videos is mocking someone mentally disabled.

gay. . . . .

He sounds Russian?

Comes across as if he's high?

He's certainly got enough - but I find myself channeling Diane Weist in that old Woody Allen film '....don't speak!'

I wish I had his abs but he doesn't seem to have much to work with below the waist ... or above the shoulders.

Nothing worse than a money whore telling a fake story in a bad English accent.

Either put up, or shut up.

He's like a Nifty Story, but on youtube.

Best way to suck his D

Has he done porn? He looks familiar...

I wonder how Dmitry chose his stage name of "Finch?"

Is he the same Finch who's on Chaturbate?

So very, very, very high.

It would explain the spastic pec flexing.

Sexy

So he's one of those it's not gay if I am only on the receiving end guys?

Alpha bro goals

R21, uh, he's bi

If he's going to demonstrate how he wants a BJ using a dildo, why not give the dildo a BJ to show us?

Um, R23, does he himself identify as bi, or is this a label you bestowed upon him yourself?

He says it in the first video

She is so contrived in her attempts to be a masculine. The irony is that all that putting on is more obvious than a caftan wearing Queen. I couldn't bear to be around him. Too drugged out and fake.

His full name?

Muscle worship?

He seems completely bi and completely high.

He does seem retarded.

He makes no sense. First he says he decided that he's never been with a guy so he signs up online to find a guy to hook up with. He finds a guy who offers to suck him off and he acts like he's surprised and disinterested... "that's not what he's about.." uh.. didn't you just say that's what you were looking for? And then the guy offers to blow him again and he says, "of course I accepted, why wouldn't I accept?"

He's super hot. He's hairless though, does he shave or is he naturally hairless?

Watch 10 seconds of one of his vids and you realize why he only has a pathetic 12,000 subscribers.

If he's the Chaturbate guy, he's a Russian immigrant who lives in Canada.

So why doesn't he just do porn?

Verificatia of sizemeat?

R34 apparently he does. You have to go to his website and become an "only fan," for like $29/month!

Post the nudes, bro.

He's hot AF

YEah!

Mmmm

R34 Maybe he's working his way up to it?

I garanfukingtee you he can not add 125 and 240 in his head and come up with the correct answer.

Does he have a website?

Oh god, this message appears automatically on his Twitter page every now and then:

[quote]Another #fan just renewed their monthly subscription! See my exclusive content at onlyfans.com/officialfinch93

This OnlyFans site is the next big thing, isn't it?

Pounding someone's ass.

R41 Oh, it's him! Yeah, I've seen (and jerked to) his vids loads of times before. I had no idea he sounded like that. The facial hair really ages him.

Here's a clickable link to your video.

Who cares? Bro is hot! 🔥🔥🔥

[quote]Verificatia of sizemeat?

If the vid at R46 is any indication it's below average and flaccid.....even when orgasming.

He made some duo jerkoff vids with this brosky. No touching, though.

He just has sex with this girl. What's going on with her stomach?

The majority of his vids consist of just him with that corded vibrator up his ass so patrons can buzz his cooch in exchange for cash.

Huge cord whore. Or is that "USB whore"?

Size verificatia: average.

Leave it to DL super sleuths to come up with the goods.

R17, yes, he is, and fortunately he usually doesn't talk when he'd online.

Great job, Fitness Bro Detectives! Some of your best work yet.👍🏽💪🏽

Looks like he has an unremarkable anus

He is on chaturbate. He does shows with a woman who is older than him and not very attractive.

[quote]I garanfukingtee you he can not add 125 and 240 in his head and come up with the correct answer.

Probably true, but if he gave the answer in Russian, you wouldn't know -- right?

First experience that day?

Are we sure he's Russian?

I've known a goodly number of Russians. A very few had no accent in English and most had some accent or a huge one. But none of them sounds like him.

He's been interesting to follow on CB. He can be on for almost 24 hours and get hardly 100 tokens but then, he might be on for an hour and get 4,000 tokens. He will often just sit in bed with the lush up his ass waiting for someone, anyone to tip. In the year or so I've seen him, he's already moved three different times to progressively worse houses. Don't get me wrong, none are really trashed, but he started in a McMansion and has trended downwards since. His sugar mama, Miselle, often does shows with him and is not attractive at all. Overall, he strikes me as a typical Russian grifter trying to make good on CB.

R60 He claims to be a Russian living in Toronto. Obviously we have no way of verifying that, but why would he make something like that up?

He's on Chaturbate all the time. Seems like a nice, pleasant guy. He sounds Russian but lives in Canada. There often seems to be woman somewhere in the background, whether seen or unseen. He's very sexual, good-looking, obliging, friendly, good body, handsome and a beautiful intact cock. Goes by the name of Finch, but obviously he's Slavic.

Despite a woman often being around, he seems gay, gay, gay.

Such an actor. I can't believe after all this time guys still tip him & believe the resulting seizure he acts out each and every time.

[quote] go to his website and become an "only fan," for like $29/month!

Why would anyone pay to see him do what he does for free 24/7/365 on Chaturbate? God, people are stupid.

[quote] I've seen him, he's already moved three different times to progressively worse houses. Don't get me wrong, none are really trashed, but he started in a McMansion and has trended downwards since.

Hopefully indicative of reduced token flow. If there's ever been such thing as overexposure on Chaturbate, this guy is it.

Has a nice ass too

I love him

Mmmmmm

[quote]He made some duo jerkoff vids with this brosky. No touching, though.

They both look silicone.

Bro's name?

Does he own the gym? What gym let's him workout naked and also fuck people on their weight racks?

Good question

[quote]$29/month

GTFOH

Bargain

A year ago, he was much thinner....very fi, but thinner. He's bulked up.

Too bad he didn't bulk up his dick.

Looks great

[quote]Too bad he didn't bulk up his dick.

I got bored after a minute and had to stop the video. After a minute of him saying nothing I didn't care what he had to say.

R78, types like a nasty drag queen. Not cool.

It’s a shame cuz bruh seems cool with a great personality but the desperate sluttiness is offputting to say the least

Yeah he should chill with the explicit stuff. He's hot enough he doesn't have to go there

This guy needs a rebrand. But it’s probably too late. He could’ve been MASSIVE (just look at some of those inspisid fey nonentity doing big numbers on YT. Flirty is great but always leave something to the imagination. A little mystery. Whereas every sweaty nook, cranny and orifice of this guy is on public display In perpetuity

Homemade sex tape

My god he’s a beautiful specimen tho

What is he fucking? A person? A prosthetic butt? A beige watermelon?

Would love to see him and a “straight” bro eating out a bitch at the same time and “accidentally “ sucking eachover’s tongue

WHO Are his hot bros?

Fuck. That sexy ass accent alone is enough to get me twitching

I would let him fuck my mom and I’d even film it for him

Doesn't seem Russian to me

R90 I've no idea what his jerkoff bud's called. But he definitely needs his own show.

Sounds Dutch to me

No, it's definitely Slavic. I've a good ear for it as I'm one myself.

That accent though

From his YouTube description

[quote]Welcome to my YouTube channel everyone! My name is Nick, im 24yo, From Canada (with a russian accent lol that will tell you something that im not born in canada or raised).

I guess it beats working.

He's trying to create his own little media empire but his English just isn't good enough

He on Chaturbate right now.

Does he ever touch another guy or screen or is he fake bi?

On*

He SAID he's bi, sluts! That should be good enough for everyone, right?

So he's got one of those OhMiBods up his ass and it buzzes when he gets tips

Kind of hot, though who has that much time to waste-- he'll likely be on there for hours.

Someone just buzzed him and he said: "Never gets old, only gets better." He's such a well-oiled cam machine at this point.

I love those dark balls some white men have. But it looks like he shaves his entire body except for the pits and the face, which is a turnoff for me.

He's hot, but the accent turns me off. Not one of the sexier accents!

BIZarre accent

"Lookingk for man wis money or woo-man into peggingk who is married to man wis money. Please have cocaines. Sank-you."

R106 Ha! Everyone always asks me why I sound like the bloody queen of England whenever I use English. Well, bitch, this accent right here would be the alternative. Would you [italic]really[/italic] rather listen to that?!

R86 that's Miselle, his sugar mama. He even fucked her once while she was asleep next to him.

R94, that guy did two or three shows with him on CB and they did really well even though they said beforehand that they wouldn't do anything with each other.

I got through 20 seconds the guy is a mouth breather.

R71 is hot

[quote]He's on Chaturbate right now.

When is he not? The guy basically lives on there. And yet we're expected to believe every one of those token dings gives him a violent jolt of electricity to the mussy! Great acting, bruh. I told him that one day and he blocked me. That ohmybod shit needs to stop.

He does not like dick pics and hates hairy balls.

Riveting. Tell me more.

R115, he sometimes does shaving shows in his bathtub. Hell, he'd take a dump on cam if CB would allow him to.

[quote]My god he’s a beautiful specimen tho

His face ain't great...without good lighting he looks pretty busted ,actually.

Body is, obviously, in incredible shape but I've never really been into bodies over faces....and ESPECIALLY unctuous, hairless bodies that look like silicon. And he doesn't like hairy balls.

Send him to the gulag for all I care.

I'm wondering if this isn't a real person, but an actual test for a Japanese male sex-bot.

[quote]He does not like dick pics and hates hairy balls.

I am likingk balls like I am likingk shaved pussy of woman married to rich husbandt. Please don't show me deeck peecks because I am not likingk beingk reminded of my own dipstick-dickstick, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You think is funny, no?

He needs to get together with fellow Russian emigré and DL fave Vadim Black.

My type bro

[quote] I've never really been into bodies over faces

TRANSLATION: I'm really fat so the only guys that will hook with me are fellow fatties and I just concentrate on their plump handsome faces.

[quote]TRANSLATION: I'm really fat so the only guys that will hook with me are fellow fatties and I just concentrate on their plump handsome faces.

TRANSLATION: I have a busted face so I make up for it by spending hours in the gym and obsessively dieting so I can hook up with other leathery troll faces with jacked bodies like mine who can only score with each other..

This dude is very hot. Just don’t talk.

[quote]TRANSLATION: I have a busted face so I make up for it by spending hours in the gym and obsessively dieting so I can hook up with other leathery troll faces with jacked bodies like mine who can only score with each other..

Or:

Spending the majority of my time focused on my body rather than on my brain has left me with a vocabulary that is now entirely comprised of monosyllabic words. I have found solace after failing to successfully interact with regular people outside of an athletic space with my fellow [italic]monosyllabites[/italic] at the gym as we share a common language which forms the foundation of our one dimensional, sexual-based relationships.

I'm starting to get really pissed off at this no edit function when I have to use this shitty mini-laptop keyboard.

Boss

Boom

They all tryna be the Hodge Twins

His English no good. Me better.

The Hodge Twins are Alphas

Very hot

He's the male Brendad Ickson!

Bump so that people stop creating threads on this topic

^Hall monitor

He’s Russian? He sounds like Christopher Waltz to me.

He's a cute, quasi-funny guy.

But these Romanian webcam whores are a dime a dozen. Nothing special here, he's just jumping on the Youtube as Marketing bandwagon.

Romanian? 🇷🇴

He's adorable, but I'm afraid his caption in the link says it all.

[quote]Hall monitor

Well? Isn't that the point of bumping up these Instahoe threads every few hours with nothing more than "bump", "hot", "mmmm", "boss", "bae" etc?

LOL

Fingers crossed that that cord he's got shoved up his ass 24/7 eventually electrocutes the life out of him. Insufferable narcissist.

R142, you’re vile. Watch yourself dude....

Sorry, but no one's hot enough to have that gross attitude @ R139. He's vile.

Yeah, he really Articulates there the vibe I get from so many fitness bros today

No video with a guy where there is any interaction?

Nope

Can you be Russian and still have a redneck, white trash face straight outta Arkansas? 'Cuz he sure as hell's GOT one!

Not To me, dude

[quote]Bump so that people stop creating threads on this topic

WE DID NOTHING WRONG!

Huh?

NICE

r71 is a doll

I want him.

bootie

I think Finch is on here posting because he has nothing to do on CB all day as people aren't tipping. Good publicity but it looks like DL readers are as cheap as the CB viewers.

BAlloons 🎈

He is so hot.

[quote]I think Finch is on here posting because he has nothing to do on CB all day as people aren't tipping.

Bruh-friend can't live on Chaturbate 24/7/365 and expect people to tip him non-stop. Dude's worn out his welcome.

I think that I shall now protest and boycott him. He's says he is bisexual but not bisexual enough for me. I detest these straight guys who tease, tantalize, and use us gay men just to make a buck. It disgusts me. And, it's not as though he gives good advice either. At the beginning I thought his topics were provocative but his presentation of them is boring. ENOUGH! he should get a job and stop grifting off of gay people.

Are any of his straight scenes online to download?

he could get it daily.

I need a personal trainer like this.

Goals

What a transformation!

DAng

sexy bro.

jockstrap

Bizarre accent

Shower

Banging body. But sometimes the D sexier when left to the imagination.

He’s hot

Good grief!😮

Mmmmm

MORE HOT Russians!

Drawers

Sexy bae

Stockings stuffer

Bi Bro Nick Finch

Sizzling hot

Call me back when he's got a big cock jammed in his mouth and/or ass.

Some of us can enjoy dudes who aren’t porn performers

This guy isn't a porn performer?? The video at R41 is from Chaturbate.

Hmmm

Sexy

Bump

DAMIEN Locc

That accent

This is the type of bi dude I seek

Bae.

Nmmm

He is charming

Love just videos. He’s laid back and funny

Charming? Funny? Are you people watching the same guy I am? He seems unintelligent and full of himself.

Anything for clicks....

Who is this guy? If he has sex with men even getting oral sex, and is also sexually attracted to women he's bisexual.

Duh, he’s bi

Is their anything unsexier and aesthetically uglier than seeing a woman strapped up pegging a man? Sooo unfeminine; and emasculating

There*

It’s not my thing

If he's so bisexual, where's the photos/videos with men?

He just wants your money. Move along, folks!

Boss

My Next Gay Thing

Hmmm

He is very cute.

dat ass

Did he break up with his girlfriend? Rather, did she throw him out? I saw a snippet of some video where he has a new place in what looks like a roommate situation. Here's the clip. I don't have time to watch it.

A few comments I quickly saw:

-Your ex must've been raking in the dough because her house was very nice. I miss your own personal gym, but I guess seeing you work out in a public gym makes you more relatable. Best of luck to you.

-Are you a kept man? That place is large for one person. If you lived with me, I'd put you in a place that nice or nicer.

Ask him

Thirsty

Nick is hot

He's very into himself. Very selfish.

I need to meet him

I wonder how he pays for the professional shots?

He has a great body but hey! he works at it and spends most of his time in the gym. It's for his job.

His physique is goals.

He cracks himself up

[quote]He's very into himself. Very selfish.

I was just going to comment that no one will ever love him like he does.

WHET?

He should get together with that other nutso narcissist Honey Badger.

What’s he up to now?

Honey Badger is hot too

Compression

Has Chaturbate tired of him and his fake dildo-induced epileptic seizures yet? If so, it's long overdue.

Have I ever put a D in my mouth?

Cray

He seems to have a very high IQ.

I love his goofiness

Bae

He cracks himself up.

I have seen him on Youtube and PH. He peka a lot but say almost nothing.

And that game when he plays around with homosexuality but shows nothing concrete and seems to run away from it at times simply gets tired. Sadly some gay guys fall for guys like him due to loneliness and he profits from that.

He’s funny

He seems to have hiperactivity issues.

First dudesex

He's getting bigger. Either this is by choice or age is beginning to set in

He was bulking

Workout

Nice

That bod is goals

He’s bulking

Could you be with a man who seems to be constantly horny when you are not as horny as him?

I think that's one of the challenges of being engaged to a bodybuilder.

Probably why bodybuilders usually date other bodybuilders

Getting fat.

Getting even hotter

Still grifting over here!

Good point R242

Bump

He could get it

He should never speak.

Is he Russian?

Weird.

He makes LGBT stuff.

That shouldn't be surprising if he's bisexual.

How do we know that for certain?

R254

Cooking semen

Mirror

Do you think relationships with bodybuilders can get so sexual to the point of cooking semen?

Maybe

Teacher

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