SATURDAY OCTOBER 7th @ 8pm EST! Alright, Bitches! It's time for another gathering! After much deliberation, this time...the location will be... TOWNHOUSE NYC @ 236 East 58th Street! The midtown ElderGay bar, bring your Rent Boys and Masseurs and tell them to bring business cards! The Matt Damon impersonator stripper will not attend after the alleged "assault" at the last HH @ POSH! We have lined up Brenton Thwaites as the celebrity guest and there will be a color spectrum chart for a contest to guess his correct skin tone! The winner will receive a sex toy package graciously provided by Brent Corrigan! Also, many Instagram "models" will attend to solicit "business opportunities" from the DL Elders! Fuck the MET Gala! This will be the event of the year! Don't miss it! Please post any suggestions or dietary requirements below, we will have Gluten-Free bar snacks for the Bitches with IBS!
OP... There won't be any poor people attending, will there?? Poor people creep & gross me out.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 30, 2017 4:55 AM |
Let us know what NYC DLers are like. Please don't talk about your apartments...
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 30, 2017 4:58 AM |
R1 Tax Returns will be required at the door, instead of ID, if you look over 25y/o. $150,000.00/year minimum.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 30, 2017 5:03 AM |
I'm so excited. What showtunes would you all like me to sing? Get your requests in early as I will only perform 10 songs.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 30, 2017 5:34 AM |
Oh no. I missed the one @ POSH!! I was in the nuclear shelter busy decorating it. Can you post some pics from it one pretty please?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 30, 2017 5:55 AM |
Can't. I got Johnny Mathis tickets.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 30, 2017 6:19 AM |
Where are DLers West?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 30, 2017 6:21 AM |
Is it a soupluck?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 30, 2017 3:07 PM |
Ah the best of times IS now.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 30, 2017 4:51 PM |
Ready, Bitches?!?
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 6, 2017 7:17 AM |
Can I wear my hostess pants?
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 6, 2017 7:38 AM |
Will there be complimentary outlets where I can plug in my Rascal while I par-tay?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 6, 2017 7:44 AM |
R11 Yes, but will they need to be taken in, in the seat?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 6, 2017 7:53 AM |
Culottes, damn it, they're CULOTTES!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 6, 2017 7:57 AM |
R12, what do you mean by "Rascal"?
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 6, 2017 9:12 AM |
It's either his blow up sex doll or his motorized scooter, R15.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 6, 2017 11:31 AM |
Tonight's the night, it's gonna feel alright!
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 7, 2017 9:17 AM |
If we go, how are we to know which ones there are Dataloungers and which regular customers?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 7, 2017 12:25 PM |
At the TH, DataLoungers could wear red carnations.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 7, 2017 9:38 PM |
I was there, 8:30pm Hardly anyone there. The main room (with piano) was curtained off.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 8, 2017 3:28 AM |
Anyone go?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 10, 2017 12:15 AM |
When is the next HH?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 10, 2018 7:52 AM |
I’m planning something a tad bit more relaxed in Wrigleyville in November. I’ve already arranged all the music/GAP playlists - but I’m open to suggestions on finger food. Thoughts?
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 10, 2018 8:41 AM |
R23 Wrigleyville?! Have you hired entertainment yet?
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 10, 2018 9:16 AM |
R24 Rest assured - the entertainment has been locked down (willingly)
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 10, 2018 9:22 AM |