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Karl Lagerfeld Muse Brad Kroenig Eats 6 Cups Of Rice Every Day

For nearly two decades, New Jersey-based dad Brad Kroenig has been one of America’s top male models, walking on runways for designers like Chanel and Versace while fronting fashion campaigns for brands such as Fendi, Hermès and Tommy Hilfiger.

The 38-year-old also has the quasi-Zoolander lifestyle to match. He and his wife, Nicole, and sons Hudson, 9, and Jameson, 5, have just returned from a three-week vacation with family friend Karl Lagerfeld at his villa in Saint-Tropez.

“Karl shot me for a V Man spread years ago in Biarritz,” Kroenig says. “And now he’s both of my kids’ godfather.”

Yet even Kroenig — who, at 6 feet 1, clocked in at 180 pounds at his heaviest — felt there was room for improvement. He started feeling moody, sluggish and exhausted by his coffee-and-cardio-fueled regimen.

“I started to see that I was not in my usual great shape,” he says.

And so, in June 2016, he embarked upon a diet that was radical, at least for members of the fashion tribe. No, his weight-loss plan didn’t involve periodic fasting or extreme juicing. Rather, Kroenig started eating carbs — cups and cups of them each day.

Now, more than a year in, his tummy is flatter, his face fresher and he’s lost an impressive 20 pounds while maintaining lean muscle mass.

“I’m almost 40,” he says proudly, “and in the best physical and mental shape of my life.”

Kroenig concedes that most folks find consuming starch and losing fat a contradiction in terms. In fact, he used to be one of them.

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by Anonymousreply 198February 19, 2019 6:14 PM

[quote] “Karl shot me for a V Man spread years ago in Biarritz,”

I'm sure Karl shot something on him.

by Anonymousreply 1September 24, 2017 1:24 AM

He’s only 38??

He looks ancient!

by Anonymousreply 2September 24, 2017 1:24 AM

5 cups of rice for dinner! I pity his poor colon

by Anonymousreply 3September 24, 2017 1:32 AM

I think it's an interesting plan

by Anonymousreply 4September 24, 2017 1:33 AM

I'm sure he left out that he has a trainer and works out 5 days a week. If you're a fatass don't try this "diet"

by Anonymousreply 5September 24, 2017 1:33 AM

The article states he works out less than 2 hours total per week but goes walking and/or hiking with his young boys

by Anonymousreply 6September 24, 2017 1:37 AM

His brother, Matthew, is a professor at Georgetown and a political analyst.

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by Anonymousreply 7September 24, 2017 1:37 AM

Fuck this breeder with a busted face.

by Anonymousreply 8September 24, 2017 1:40 AM

Who cares about these idiots? We are rich and photographed - worship us!

by Anonymousreply 9September 24, 2017 1:42 AM

Being that gay males worship straight males (even the homophobic ones) and dude bro frat culture, this is the perfect space to discuss these two.

by Anonymousreply 10September 24, 2017 1:48 AM

I just learned basmati rice is not refined from this article and that you can have it on phase 2 South Beach Diet but only 2 cups a day max

by Anonymousreply 11September 24, 2017 1:52 AM

rice is full of arsenic

by Anonymousreply 12September 24, 2017 1:53 AM

Basmati rice doesn't cause the same spike in blood glucose that other white rice does. I'm a little surprised that the diet calls for unlimited steamed vegetables. The unlimited part is the problem. With this diet there should be a minimum amount of steamed vegetables required. The article really is very detailed, so it's possible there is.

I'm not clear on why fresh fruit is limited. Considering the amount of rice that is consumed. Ounce for ounce a fresh apple has less impact on blood glucose levels and insulin sensitivity than basmati rice.

It's entirely possible two hours a week working out could keep the body he has, but no way do you get to that body on two hours a week.

by Anonymousreply 13September 24, 2017 11:28 AM

r13, fruits have sugar. Those so called healthy fruit drinks you get at the supermarket are as much sugar bombs as soda drinks. That's why most health diets suggest fruits for dessert and on rare occasions as snack.

by Anonymousreply 14September 24, 2017 11:36 AM

It's called GENETICS with a bowl of rice.

by Anonymousreply 15September 24, 2017 11:56 AM

Lucky genes, as r15 says.

If it works for him, good.

by Anonymousreply 16September 24, 2017 12:13 PM

I remember he shot a lot of nudes as a model. Please post his dick pics.

by Anonymousreply 17September 24, 2017 12:30 PM

Godfather Karl probably ordered him to diet or no more Saint-Tropez vacations.

by Anonymousreply 18September 24, 2017 12:30 PM

Do what the Tacky Teuton Karl does, eat and spit out your food. That is very bad for your body yet Frau Lagerfeld still does it anyway that vulgarian.

by Anonymousreply 19September 24, 2017 12:37 PM

Very bad idea to eat this much rice.

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by Anonymousreply 20September 24, 2017 12:38 PM

I always remember the comment made to me by a friend of mine who modelled alongside that vacuous little cunt - "he claims to be straight, but we all know he likes to negotiate an access fee to his hole". Some people in the industry just don't understand how he got a career - it seems you can go a long way by chugging down some old pervert's shrivelled wiener...

by Anonymousreply 21September 24, 2017 12:41 PM

Brad is a GORGEOUS homosexual!

Are there nude photos?

by Anonymousreply 22September 24, 2017 12:52 PM

Here you go, Erna. Get your fusty eyes on this, ya rancid old toad.

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by Anonymousreply 23September 24, 2017 1:00 PM

R22 My wife fucked a lot of rancid toads like Lagerfeld when she modeled. Remember that Mrs Patrick Campbell looked like a young Mae West. So Alluring not even the uber gay ,Lagerfeld ,could not refuse her lips on his shriveled,malodorous and smemga infested cock.

by Anonymousreply 24September 24, 2017 1:46 PM

R23 photo = tinymeat.

Thanks but no thanks

by Anonymousreply 25September 24, 2017 1:50 PM

Is he erect?

by Anonymousreply 26September 24, 2017 1:57 PM

Sounds like the St. Olaf "I can't believe this is cheese" diet!

by Anonymousreply 27September 24, 2017 2:01 PM

So first he went lower carb and built muscle.

I have friends who have lost weight and kept it off cutting back on cardio and doing more strength training.

by Anonymousreply 28September 24, 2017 2:01 PM

I think he is cute but he just doesn't seem all that modely to me. More like a cute lacrosse player or skier.

by Anonymousreply 29September 24, 2017 2:55 PM

yes, r26, that is erect tinymeat.

(Hopefully she has a good culo)

by Anonymousreply 30September 24, 2017 3:34 PM

No abs, no yacht.

by Anonymousreply 31September 24, 2017 3:39 PM

I hope his sons inherit their dicks from the mother's side of the family.

Otherwise... good luck.

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by Anonymousreply 32September 24, 2017 3:45 PM

[quote] yes, [R26], that is erect tinymeat.

Some of you don't seem to have seen real dicks for a long time, if ever. The dick's obviously not hard, slightly fluffed probably, but could easily be 7"-8" when hard. And even if it is smaller who cares. The hottest dick I've had was a tad below 5".

by Anonymousreply 33September 24, 2017 3:55 PM

The male supermodels of their day.

RJ Rogenski (center) is gay.

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by Anonymousreply 34September 24, 2017 4:31 PM

certainly fruits have sugar but the fiber allows much of it to be taken out with poop rather than entering the blood stream. Plus when sugar does enter the blood stream it's done in a more controlled was because the body has to get it out of the fiber.

I never skimp on fruits

by Anonymousreply 35September 24, 2017 4:38 PM

Also, if you read the page six article the guy who came up with this diet appears to be lacking legitimate credentials. Pretty much anybody can be a "personal trainer" and all it takes to be a "nutritionist" is an online course.

A registered dietician is a lot more credible. At least you need a masters degree for that.

by Anonymousreply 36September 24, 2017 5:24 PM

Rice erroneous.

by Anonymousreply 37September 24, 2017 5:47 PM

Lol, r37!

by Anonymousreply 38September 24, 2017 5:51 PM

Muse? More like...

by Anonymousreply 39September 24, 2017 6:09 PM

Imagine having to be on call 24/7 to a titan. It must be exhausting and mentally taxing. You're doing everything you can to remain appealing, all the while knowing something younger and prettier is waiting at the sidelines, ready to trip your ass as you glide down the runway. What's a gurl to do?

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by Anonymousreply 40September 24, 2017 6:46 PM

R14 - if you're following a diet that severely restricts fruit - get a new diet.

R36 - In the US the title "nutritionist" isn't protected. Meaning there are no legal or professional restrictions put on using the title. However you don't need a masters degree to be a Registered Dietitian. The necessary courses can be part of an undergraduate program. Then you need an internship and to pass a test. No masters degree required, an undergraduate degree is fine.

by Anonymousreply 41September 24, 2017 7:03 PM

At this point, I think Brad is willing to do whatever it takes, including risking his health, to remain the apple if Daddy Warbuck's eye.

by Anonymousreply 42September 24, 2017 8:46 PM

Brad must be counting on inheriting a good chunk of Lagerfeld's fortune.

by Anonymousreply 43September 24, 2017 8:51 PM

[quote] [R14] - if you're following a diet that severely restricts fruit - get a new diet.

LOL. Given that I come from a family of diabetics I take the advice from my doctor over yours. Thank you very much.

by Anonymousreply 44September 24, 2017 8:56 PM

Even when they are married with kids these gay for pay models have no shame.

by Anonymousreply 45September 24, 2017 8:58 PM

I know, right?

by Anonymousreply 46September 24, 2017 9:25 PM

Believe it or not, the notion that fruit is not safe when you need to watch your A1C is a popular diabetes myth that has been debunked again and again. Indeed, according to the American Diabetes Association (ADA), many types of fruit are loaded with good-for-you vitamins and minerals, as well as fiber — a powerful nutrient that can help regulate blood sugar levels and decrease your risk of developing type 2 diabetes, according to the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health.

by Anonymousreply 47September 25, 2017 1:02 AM

I dont know why everyones so scared of rice.

Orientals eat it every day and hardly any of them are fat, so it cant be that bad for you.

Plus, rice makes you feel full.

by Anonymousreply 48September 25, 2017 1:17 AM

"Orientals," r48? Really? You stupid fuck!

by Anonymousreply 49September 25, 2017 1:30 AM

6 cups cooked or 6 cups uncooked?

by Anonymousreply 50September 25, 2017 1:35 AM

In both pictures R23 & R32, the tip of his peen is white, like he's dipped it in flour or something. What's THAT all about? Albino peen? It's…unnerving. Make him put it away.

by Anonymousreply 51September 25, 2017 3:49 AM

He dips it in Coke. Those mansion parties can get pretty wild.

by Anonymousreply 52September 25, 2017 4:23 AM

[quote]I'm not clear on why fresh fruit is limited. Considering the amount of rice that is consumed. Ounce for ounce a fresh apple has less impact on blood glucose levels and insulin sensitivity than basmati rice.

Cooked and cooled rice has resistant starch. Fruit doesn't. There's a theory that resistant starch keeps cortisol levels in check and therefore assist with maintaining weightloss.

by Anonymousreply 53September 25, 2017 5:00 AM

*assists, weight loss

by Anonymousreply 54September 25, 2017 5:01 AM

Eat rice, rice , Baby!

by Anonymousreply 55September 25, 2017 5:41 AM

5 cups of plain rice for dinner at 180 pounds seems like it would be a chore to choke down--I wonder if it's just plain?

by Anonymousreply 56September 25, 2017 7:20 AM

Interestingly, his brother is a professor, author of a book with "alpha male" in the title, and a huge right wing war hawk advocating for war with Iran. From the sound of it he bullied his siblings growing up.

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by Anonymousreply 57September 25, 2017 7:47 AM

Wouldn't all that rice bind you up and make your poops like cement?

by Anonymousreply 58September 25, 2017 8:33 AM

We have NO idea what he eats, we only know what he claims. He claims it to get attention and it clearly works.

by Anonymousreply 59September 25, 2017 9:16 AM

Do you think he keeps little Hudson and Jameson on a strict regimen as well?

Also, do his kids even know how to read? Academics must be nonexistent in that environment, plus all the travel they are forced to do. The temptation for the father to compromise their childhood needs in order to remain on the guest list has to be enormous. The man is basically a boot licker who says "yes" to Lagerfeld's every request no matter if he really doesn't want to.

by Anonymousreply 60September 25, 2017 10:49 AM

I make the whole family eat rice. Uncooked.

by Anonymousreply 61September 25, 2017 11:24 AM

How much dough do you think he makes a year? 38 year old is a long in the tooth for a model.

by Anonymousreply 62September 25, 2017 12:10 PM

Hudson and Jameson - right there tells you all you need to know this guy is at best a cute surfer kind of - but a runway, couture model? he's definitely servicing Karl. I worked in fashion for a few years and these type of mediocre models who inexplicably hit it big have benefactors

by Anonymousreply 63September 25, 2017 12:16 PM

Karl claims he hasn't spoken to his sister in nearly 40 years (MARY!), so Brad and Karl's other favorites, along with their friends and family, fill the void. I wouldn't doubt that Karl provides everything a wealthy father would for all of his children.

by Anonymousreply 64September 25, 2017 11:23 PM

R63, he's apparently been one of the most successful male models in the business. Was it all because of Lagerfeld?

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by Anonymousreply 65September 26, 2017 3:24 AM

Those other models upthread were hotter..at 6'1" he wouldn't really fit as a runway or fit model--too tall

by Anonymousreply 66September 26, 2017 5:52 AM

R66, isn't that like the perfect height for a male model?

by Anonymousreply 67September 26, 2017 10:17 AM

R44 - read what R47 wrote. Then do a little research on your own. Then find an endocrinologist who has read a journal article in the last ten years.

R53 - I agree both whole grain and white basmati rice have benefits to people suffering from diabetes and people trying to lose and/or maintain their weight. I'm pointing out that the quantity of rice being consumed on this diet could be altered to make way for fruit. I doubt that even the most ardent supporters of resistant starch as part of a healthy diet would recommend over 6 cups a day.

Let's not forget one of the effects of consuming resistant starch - gas.

by Anonymousreply 68September 26, 2017 3:19 PM

[Quote]Those other models upthread were hotter..at 6'1" he wouldn't really fit as a runway or fit model--too tall

David Gandy, Sean Opry, Simon Nessman, Francisco Lachowski, Willy Cartier, Andrea Pejic & Lucky Blue Smith are all over 6'1".

Agree though, he is not runway material, not even fitness. His skills must be extraordinary for Lagarfeld to keep him around. Must suck for the wife.

by Anonymousreply 69September 26, 2017 4:01 PM

For all intents & purposes, Brad is basically a slave, well-fed and dressed, but still a slave. His income & livelihood depend on Largerfeld. He's probably forgotten how to live in the real world at this point. And it's a generational thing now. His kids will likely grow up in the same environment. I bet Karl treats them horribly behind closed doors.

by Anonymousreply 70September 26, 2017 4:09 PM

His brother sounds repellant

by Anonymousreply 71September 26, 2017 4:28 PM

THIS is a top male model? Ha ha.

by Anonymousreply 72September 26, 2017 4:39 PM

I LIKe to eat my rice with Tabasco sauce. Just sayin’.

by Anonymousreply 73September 26, 2017 4:45 PM

eating that shit and being a sex slave to that crazy mummy?? There's not enough money in the world to make me do that.

by Anonymousreply 74September 26, 2017 4:49 PM

he's also as plain as fuck, how is this guy a "supermodel"?? (don't answer, i think i know why)

by Anonymousreply 75September 26, 2017 4:51 PM

Plain is good these days, because supermodels with an edge or attitude distract from what they are selling. That's why so many models are so pasty white that their exposed skin almost blends with a white backround and the viewer is left with the clothes and accessories the models are wearing.

by Anonymousreply 76September 26, 2017 4:55 PM

R65’s article suggests that Karl would’ve discarded Brad if not for his children. The added effect of the handsome children, one of the purest joys in Karl’s life, seems to have enhanced Brad’s value and extended his time as one of Karl’s Boys. The other young models are just eye candy—Brad turned Karl into a “grandfather.”

by Anonymousreply 77September 26, 2017 5:02 PM

They're both vile.

by Anonymousreply 78September 26, 2017 5:45 PM

i wonder what his wife thinks about all this....

by Anonymousreply 79September 26, 2017 5:50 PM

Rice, more rice is needed:

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by Anonymousreply 80September 26, 2017 6:32 PM

Family outing:

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by Anonymousreply 81September 26, 2017 6:35 PM

Can do Mean, too:

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by Anonymousreply 82September 26, 2017 6:36 PM

Throwback: Surfer boy Realness _

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by Anonymousreply 83September 26, 2017 6:37 PM

you can find 40 yo men hotter and more fit that that sad sack posted by R80 on every street in every country in the world. He's a zero.

by Anonymousreply 84September 26, 2017 6:39 PM

Bath time

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by Anonymousreply 85September 26, 2017 6:41 PM

Closeup casual:

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by Anonymousreply 86September 26, 2017 6:43 PM

I would like to eat six cups of his semen daily, but I'd settle for whatever I could milk out of him.

by Anonymousreply 87September 26, 2017 6:43 PM

probably rice milk

by Anonymousreply 88September 26, 2017 6:44 PM

Single. Digit. Body. Fat:

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by Anonymousreply 89September 26, 2017 6:45 PM

Happy Family:

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by Anonymousreply 90September 26, 2017 6:48 PM

r84. A zero with a sugar daddy providing hope for all the other zeros looking for a sugar daddy.

by Anonymousreply 91September 26, 2017 6:58 PM

Based on his surname, is Kroeing of Germanic / Scandinavian descent?

Maybe that's why the German Lagerfeld sees him as his long-term muse.

Lagerfeld once quipped that Eastern European men are fug. Perhaps he prefers his model-escorts more Aryan-looking.

by Anonymousreply 92September 26, 2017 7:00 PM

Poor Karl looks like the living dead.

by Anonymousreply 93September 26, 2017 7:22 PM

Btw, what does the model Baptiste think about Brad, and vice versa?

They're both part of KL's harem of 'male muses'. But like at a royal court, there's always one supreme king's favorite.

Baptiste is younger and was edging in on Brad's turf (Lagerfeld even gifted Baptiste a 'singing career').

It would be interesting to see how they interact and circle / size each other up when they meet at KL's pad or at his parties. Perhaps they hate each other's guts as competitors for their sugar-daddy's resources. Or perhaps they feel begrudging respect and solidarity towards each other - because of their shared misery of having to please and entertain a mummified old john.

So which one is KL's current favorite?

by Anonymousreply 94September 26, 2017 7:31 PM

Or perhaps KL sagely keeps 'em completely separate - divide and conquer style.

One boytoy in every harbor / city. Baptiste in France. Brad in the US. Another boytoy (sorry - Muse) in Germany...

by Anonymousreply 95September 26, 2017 7:38 PM

[quote]They're both part of KL's harem of 'male muses'. But like at a royal court, there's always one supreme king's favorite.

Now there's the premise of a great and trashy gay drama or reality TV series.

by Anonymousreply 96September 26, 2017 7:39 PM

that hairdo at 40 is tragic

by Anonymousreply 97September 26, 2017 8:00 PM

Baptiste is a young-ish upstart from Marseille (which can be a very rough seaport city, frequently voted as one of the most dangerous places in Europe). And he's thirsty as hell for success and $$$. He'll let uncle Karl photograph him bending over, nearly presenting hole - and simultaneously satisfy Karl's kinky fetish by wearing high heels.

Brad is a chilled-out midwestern surfer dude. A family man who adds to the family budget by moonlighting as Karl's muse. He's trying to cement his cushy but fickle, precarious position by pushing his kids into Karl's heart (and will).

Both men are probably hoping to inherit from Karl. (Lagerfeld dresses like a 19th C vampire, but even he won't live forever). And you just know that, when time comes for finalizing the will, Brad will be no match for Baptiste's thirstiness. The rough-trade Frenchman will wipe the floor with Brad and any other 'muses', and get the biggest chunk of Karl's estate. His main competition will be Brad's 2 kids.

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by Anonymousreply 98September 26, 2017 8:44 PM

Where the fuck is the mother? This is like a tribe of well dressed "Lost Boys."

by Anonymousreply 99September 26, 2017 8:52 PM

The mother is at home, R99, counting the crazy dough that hubby Brad brings back. Wisely, she asks no questions.

She has the proverb "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth" in a big picture frame above the marital bed.

And a tattoo on her clavicle, with the reminder: "Don't bite the hand that feeds you".

by Anonymousreply 100September 26, 2017 9:13 PM

What does Lagerfeld do with his boytoys? I just can’t imagine because he looks like an asexual vampire made of stone. Does he take off his sunglasses while doing it?

by Anonymousreply 101September 26, 2017 9:30 PM

He doesn't do anything. He roams from room to room and watches.

by Anonymousreply 102September 26, 2017 9:54 PM

Jealous Queens

by Anonymousreply 103September 27, 2017 2:48 AM

Brad is a genius model..in bed!

by Anonymousreply 104September 27, 2017 6:43 AM

Does he go to Keith Urban’s hairdresser?

by Anonymousreply 105September 27, 2017 6:54 AM

Here is the mom someone asked about

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by Anonymousreply 106September 27, 2017 7:07 AM

He looks really irritating and insufferable, and she looks like the uglier Duff sister.

by Anonymousreply 107September 27, 2017 7:09 AM

I imagine guys like Karl Lagerfeld watch their boytoys having sex with each other while the old geezer is barking orders at them (suck his dick, kiss him, lick his balls, lick his arm pits, fuck him doggy style, tell him that Versace's latest runway show was a total disaster!...).

by Anonymousreply 108September 27, 2017 11:27 AM

I want to suck his big surferboy dick.

by Anonymousreply 109September 27, 2017 11:41 AM

Joy comes out of the blue:

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by Anonymousreply 110September 27, 2017 6:52 PM

WURK it:

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by Anonymousreply 111September 27, 2017 6:53 PM

Pose:

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by Anonymousreply 112September 27, 2017 6:54 PM

Vogue:

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by Anonymousreply 113September 27, 2017 6:55 PM

Woke:

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by Anonymousreply 114September 27, 2017 6:56 PM

Rivals!

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by Anonymousreply 115September 27, 2017 6:58 PM

Baptiste looks like A young Karl...one of Brads son's middle name is Karl

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by Anonymousreply 116September 28, 2017 1:06 AM

Brad is the 800 lb pink elephant on the runway. Do you think the younger models hiss him on the cat walk and throw Ben-gay into his complementary swag bag?

by Anonymousreply 117September 28, 2017 1:09 AM

Karl looks like one of the cast members from The Shahs of Sunset in that picture @ r116. Are we going to find out he's german by way of the Khyber Pass? Is that why he ditched his biological family?

by Anonymousreply 118September 28, 2017 1:22 AM

I read a quote of Karl whining about his sister in America who he wasn't heard from in decades and mentioned her kids don't even send him a Christmas card. Wonder if they've heard from him..some people love to find being slighted when it's not real

by Anonymousreply 119September 28, 2017 6:39 AM

Is Karl designing flight attendant attire at R115?

by Anonymousreply 120September 28, 2017 6:41 AM

Yes r120.

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by Anonymousreply 121September 28, 2017 7:36 AM

More Chanel Cruise Realness:

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by Anonymousreply 122September 28, 2017 7:38 AM

It's a Men's World:

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by Anonymousreply 123September 28, 2017 7:39 AM

Young Brad:

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by Anonymousreply 124September 28, 2017 7:43 AM

'The Tale of a Fairy', a short film for Chanel Cruise by Maestro Karl:

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by Anonymousreply 125September 28, 2017 7:47 AM

Brad was gifted to Lagerfeld decades ago. The fact that he was allowed to marry and start a family has no bearing on this handler/ slave arrangement.

by Anonymousreply 126September 28, 2017 7:50 AM

r33=tinymeat

by Anonymousreply 127September 28, 2017 8:30 AM

R127, I have a seven incher, but that's obviously tiny for some.

by Anonymousreply 128September 28, 2017 11:16 AM

that pic at R122 is atrocious. Did Karl really design that awful look??

by Anonymousreply 129September 28, 2017 11:19 AM

Karl in happier times ...

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by Anonymousreply 130September 29, 2017 2:47 AM

How "straight" is this guy giving the fact that he is a model. He is practically a legal prostitute.

by Anonymousreply 131September 29, 2017 3:42 AM

Karl must dress that little boy and I bet he adores the whole situation when he's not with his other muse in men's daisy dukes

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by Anonymousreply 132September 29, 2017 5:09 AM

Is the extra room in Baptiste's shorts so he can fill them out when aroused

by Anonymousreply 133September 29, 2017 5:11 AM

Yes r129: it's designed by Uncle Karl for Chanel Cruise 2013. Here's another one from a slightly different angle:

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by Anonymousreply 134September 29, 2017 8:27 PM

From the same collection, but rocked by another DL Fave, Jon K:

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by Anonymousreply 135September 29, 2017 8:28 PM

Chanel Pré-fall 2014:

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by Anonymousreply 136September 29, 2017 8:29 PM

Chanel Cruise 2016-17:

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by Anonymousreply 137September 29, 2017 8:30 PM

Uncle Karl with beloved god son:

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by Anonymousreply 138September 29, 2017 8:31 PM

sorry, but this Brad looks terrible even on a catwalk. it's like some middle aged electrician hijacked the show. The contrast with lanky, pale 20yo models must be disturbing.

by Anonymousreply 139September 29, 2017 8:34 PM

Yes, it has been upsetting me for the last 8 days

by Anonymousreply 140September 29, 2017 8:51 PM

What is this crap about Brad not looking great? Nonsense. He's handsome and was totally gorgeous when he was younger. Sure his looks are a bit bland and inoffensive, he's sort of like a human Golden Retriever, but he's still pretty and very pleasant to look at. Just perfect for a model.

by Anonymousreply 141September 29, 2017 8:52 PM

“human Golden Retriever”.

That sums up his job I guess.

by Anonymousreply 142September 30, 2017 12:01 AM

"Sit, Brad. Sit. No, not there, on my face."

by Anonymousreply 143September 30, 2017 12:20 AM

Why does Karl Lagerfeld always wearing sunglasses, even indoor. His he blind that he needs to have his shades on all the time.

by Anonymousreply 144September 30, 2017 12:37 AM

Brad let a morbidly obese Karl climb on top of him for years. He deserves to inherit his entire empire.

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by Anonymousreply 145September 30, 2017 12:54 AM

That jacket on his little godson is a crime against kids

by Anonymousreply 146September 30, 2017 1:04 AM

Brad talks:

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by Anonymousreply 147September 30, 2017 8:31 AM

More:

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by Anonymousreply 148September 30, 2017 8:38 AM

He is more likable after watching him speak....

by Anonymousreply 149September 30, 2017 8:49 AM

Those poor kids being used as props. What will happen when thy reach their awkward ugly kid stage?

by Anonymousreply 150September 30, 2017 9:17 AM

What's so special about being a concubine?

by Anonymousreply 151September 30, 2017 5:11 PM

Chanel Resort 2017, Cuba:

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by Anonymousreply 152September 30, 2017 5:42 PM

Who can afford those clothes in Cuba ?

by Anonymousreply 153September 30, 2017 5:53 PM

Escorts

by Anonymousreply 154October 1, 2017 11:20 AM

[quote]What is this crap about Brad not looking great? Nonsense. He's handsome and was totally gorgeous when he was younger. Sure his looks are a bit bland and inoffensive, he's sort of like a human Golden Retriever, but he's still pretty and very pleasant to look at. Just perfect for a model.

He has a very up-scale appearance, a European aristocracy look....and that's going to work well with certain labels, especially Chanel.

And the fact the he's not young can also work in his favor. He's perfect in the Tiffany ad posted above.

by Anonymousreply 155October 1, 2017 12:02 PM

The family that trampolines together...

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by Anonymousreply 156October 1, 2017 12:09 PM

The boys get around:

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by Anonymousreply 157October 1, 2017 12:13 PM

Brad looks great in that r157 clip at the end looking at his boy...super profile!

by Anonymousreply 158October 2, 2017 12:22 AM

The fam lives the life! Wonder if the missus has a" pool boy" back home

by Anonymousreply 159October 2, 2017 12:24 AM

Brad has a prettier face than Gisele

by Anonymousreply 160October 2, 2017 12:36 AM

I'm sure he's well paid but that job must be BORING

by Anonymousreply 161October 2, 2017 2:52 AM

Why did he demean himself by showing cock? You can't be taken seriously after you've shown the cock.

by Anonymousreply 162October 2, 2017 3:17 AM

R162 big paycheck!

by Anonymousreply 163October 2, 2017 4:18 AM

The younger son is going to look like Ed Sherrin when he grows up. Brad may be in the lap of luxury, but he is totally emasculated. Im sure he he feels awkward knowing people are looking at him side-eye.

by Anonymousreply 164October 3, 2017 2:42 AM

Maybe his wife wears the pants

by Anonymousreply 165October 3, 2017 2:46 AM

If there is any pants wearing going on, I'm sure it's being done by Karl. I'd wager the wife only gets to see her family a handful of times during the year. I'm more than willing to sit and wait for little Hudson's tell-all.

by Anonymousreply 166October 3, 2017 2:54 AM

Do you think Karl would demand Brad and wife to produce more kids?

by Anonymousreply 167October 3, 2017 6:02 AM

R167, yes I believe his level of control over Brad extends that far. Luckily, he's still in Karl's good graces. He may even be able to manipulate (mentally, not physically 😊) him.

by Anonymousreply 168October 3, 2017 6:29 AM

Well the2 little boys are adorable

by Anonymousreply 169October 3, 2017 6:33 AM

[quote]Karl Lagerfeld Muse

Oh please, everybody and their mother knows that's his man. Brad's wife knows and accepts she's the actual third wheel in that relationship.

by Anonymousreply 170October 3, 2017 6:39 AM

What am I, fucking chop Suey?!

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by Anonymousreply 171October 3, 2017 8:37 AM

La la!

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by Anonymousreply 172October 3, 2017 8:38 AM

Hey you! Get out!

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by Anonymousreply 173October 3, 2017 8:39 AM

I love how in R147's interview video (@ 3:49) the son, Hudson, confused the bag he was modeling on the Chanel show catwalk - with a Fendi bag!

Notice how quickly Brad corrected his son's fashion faux pas, probably thinking "Oh, shit! Master Karl won't be pleased by this mis-promotion".

Thank god KL heads both brands. If the son had innocently quipped it was a GAP bag, heads would roll.

by Anonymousreply 174October 3, 2017 9:16 AM

As soon as Karl dies these bitches will be at each other's throats. Can't you just see them weeping and throwing themselves on his casket at the memorial then dashing back to his mansion to loot whatever treasures they can find? I bet that sister that cut off contact with Karl will suddenly become rather chatty with his lawyers.

by Anonymousreply 175October 3, 2017 12:18 PM

What is Karl's type? These guys look so totally different.

by Anonymousreply 176October 3, 2017 5:06 PM

He’s Pokémoning.

by Anonymousreply 177October 18, 2017 4:51 AM

This golddigging bitch is going to bring Karl down. Mark my words.

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by Anonymousreply 178November 16, 2017 2:48 PM

6 cups of rice in one day?! Sally told me that should last me all year!

by Anonymousreply 179November 16, 2017 3:05 PM

r178?

by Anonymousreply 180November 16, 2017 6:46 PM

This is how they spent Christmas. I bet his son doesn't know how to read.

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by Anonymousreply 181December 30, 2017 1:59 AM

The son is growing into his looks:

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by Anonymousreply 182December 30, 2017 7:57 AM

Loving grandpa and grandson:

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by Anonymousreply 183December 30, 2017 7:58 AM

The kid will be stunted. Imagine living most of your life in a fishbowl of over-the-top opulence, rarely interacting with kids your age and being nurtured by a bunch of male narcissistic egomaniacs.

by Anonymousreply 184December 30, 2017 3:10 PM

The names "Hudson" and "Jameson." Rolls eyes...

by Anonymousreply 185December 30, 2017 3:28 PM

How is it rice is a daily staple in so many countries yet cancer rate are not through the roof?

by Anonymousreply 186December 31, 2017 12:16 AM

Meh.

by Anonymousreply 187January 3, 2018 7:52 PM

The brother is just an insufferable asshole.

by Anonymousreply 188January 3, 2018 9:12 PM

Really r188? Deets please.

by Anonymousreply 189January 3, 2018 10:26 PM

R189, see the link at R7

by Anonymousreply 190January 3, 2018 11:33 PM

Choupette’s birthday:

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by Anonymousreply 191August 16, 2018 10:29 PM

Family:

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by Anonymousreply 192August 16, 2018 10:32 PM

So creepy.

by Anonymousreply 193August 16, 2018 10:58 PM

[wuote]Brad is the 800 lb pink elephant on the runway. So is Baptiste. Everyone speculates. It was probably like Andy Warhol who would madly snap nudes of hot young models, then run into a closet and have what he called his ‘organza’.

When either of them come out at the end of the show, esp Brad with one of the boys, it just seems creepy. Yes, it’s the European thang for gay men to adopt a nephew, even if you don’t fuck ‘em, but Christ — you don’t have to put ‘em on the fuckin’ runway.

Koenig is a very ordinary geezer who looks somewhat like the arsehole Fiat heir Lapo Elkann when he was young. Perhaps Lagerfeld had the hots for Lapo. Anyway, obviously something clicked bigtime. Clearly Koenig was compliant and malleable, and had the soft male empathy thing down pat.

by Anonymousreply 194August 16, 2018 11:06 PM

Muse = toy boy?

by Anonymousreply 195October 26, 2018 2:28 AM

Lagerfeld is dead to me!

by Anonymousreply 196February 19, 2019 10:45 AM

Have the other evil stepsisters changed the locks on Brad yet?

Can't wait until the reading of Karl's will.

by Anonymousreply 197February 19, 2019 6:01 PM

Another "top" model with bland looks and not much going on inside, either.

by Anonymousreply 198February 19, 2019 6:14 PM
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