Let's discuss Oscar Isaac

Huge cock.

Some poster here claimed Oscar jerked him off in a bathroom at TIFF two years ago. Then he left the bathroom and didn't even wash his hands.

Married and has a kid.

I'm, he's not really handsome.

Weren't the approximately 1,000 other Oscar Isaac threads enough of a discussion, OP?

Whoa, not a flattering shot, R3.

He's the next George Clooney, maybe even the next De Niro. He was great in "A Most Violent Year".

He dated that disgusting creature that goes by the name kristen dunst. Hear he's bi, he and pascal seem to be fuck buddies.

short

Really good singer in that Coen Bros film

He's ok

I don't like him, either.

I'm Guatemalan, so it's nice to see another Guatemalan celebrity, which is very rare. The only others I can think of are that kid in THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL and Daphne Zuniga (her father was Guatemalan).

Lousy, but overrated actor. Someone said he was the next DeNiro. I'd say he's the next John Turturro.

He’s flabby looking. Where’s the shreds?

I think he's handsome and a decent actor.

He's good, certainly better than Leo, Clooney, Pitt.

[QUOTE]He's good, certainly better than Leo, Clooney, Pitt.

He’s not better than Leo.

Better at what?

If only he were a few inches taller...

Big alt-right supporter, and a huge pussyhound.

He gives me the creeps. Something about him seems like he's a closet puppy kicker.

Smoking hot but looks completely insufferable.

R21 I know it's a joke but he's brown with dark eyes and hair, alt nazis would think him a muzzie and want him dead.

Loved his "Picture of Dorian Gray."

Hey, boo. Loving the salt and pepper beard.

....

He's got a nice fat delicious booty.

What a coincidence, I was just watching Mojave earlier. A pity he doesn't seem to have gotten much play around here since The Force Awakens.

Big Fat Cock. Thick Dark bush. Nice musky odor when deep throating

I had no idea he’s married with a child.

Oscar was pretty lean and hot af in Ex Machina. The scene of him dancing and shaking his sexy ass is pure fuego. I'd upload a gif but I'm working. Too bad his taste is boring,pale, basic white wannabe artsy hipster girls like Dunst and his current wife.

His boring taste in women mirrors his boring personality.

Nice fat ass

Do you think he farts?

He must be Jewish with the last name of Isaac.

r36 That's not his last name, dummy.

The ass is nice but not out of this world.He is a handsome man, however. I have no idea if he's bi, but I wouldn't be surprised if he is.

Isaac is his middle name. His full name is tÓscar Isaac Hernández Estrada. Hernández is his father's surname, and Estrada is his mom's., as is customary to arrange the names in Spanish-speaking countries (e.g., Alejandro González Iñárritu).

He's just stunning.

So much blue steel.

He and pascal fucked, don't know if they still fuck since oscar is now going to be a "happy family man" though. I guess since the wife will be an unfuckable cow for a year he'll call up pedro.

I'm Guatemalan, and I wish I looked like Oscar Isaac.

R43, do you have Guatemalaness?

He is really really handsome

He looks a little like Mark Consuelos in r41

R48 Kelly Ripa's husband?

He's a fattie now.

R48 Kelly Ripa's husband?

He's creepy. His eyes look in different directions and I feel like he has a large collection of tokens from his victims he's secreted away over the years. He likes to dig them up when the moon is bright and shake his treasures up at the sky in victory. Then he quietly slips back into bed next to his snoozing blonde.

R50 that was creepy! It suddenly reminded me of a repressed memory involving 5-year-old me and a dwarf.

Hot. Discussion over.

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Weird earlobes. But, I'd still let him do me.

R42 his wife pregnant again? Already?

His father is Cuban, mom is Guatemalan and he was raised in Miami. He’s essentially Andy Garcia 2.0 in Hollywood. I think he’s sexy as f.

He was born in Guatemala, but, yeah, the family relocated to Miami when he was still an infant.

That said, I really *loved* him in INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS. In fact, I think that's when I first took notice of him. He really looked good there, and he impressed me with his acting and singing.

Agreed he’s very sexy. I love short guys too so ven acá, papi....❤️👍🏾

He's striking.

however, for some reason, he just doesn't make a big impression in the new Star Wars trilogy. His character was rather obnoxious in the last entry, The Last Jedi.

I agree.

r43 He's half-Cuban so he probably has you beat in the cock department as well. Life can be so cruel.

he probably has a nice, musky hole with a slight amount of dark, wiry hair around it

he short but what he lack in height he makes up with his amazing ass.

Major dick lover.

He does not possess my fearsome Guatemalanness, my natural heat.

R59 His character was an idiot in TLJ. But. he'll be redeemed in the next one when he takes over the role of General from Leia. (b/c she's dead and all)

It's like they didn't know what to do with Poe this time around.

I'm hoping he shows some skin in the next and last movie! We need an underwear shot of his big ass. And hopefully he'll be running...

R62 do you really think he has an anus?

R67 you do know that every human being has an asshole from which gas and waste are expelled.

One's anus disappears when one attains the A-list celeb status; everyone knows that.

No one at The New Yorker has an anus!

R69 is that why they're so full of shit?

Publicly endorsing FinnPoe. #GameChanger

^^ Could some resident graphologist kindly tell us if his handwriting reveals anything about his sexuality and/or cock size? TIA!

R73 the large O in his signature is indicative of a hungry bottom, while the underline found beneath "fully endorsed" is a clear sign of a thick uncut member.