Janeane Garofalo

She never was.

I love her.

Is she still around?

She sometimes pops up on Broad City as the annoying vet.

I have a massive crush on her. She's great in the "Wet Hot" series and movies.

Are they the ones that made her wear the wig?

When was she a $ciento? Huh?!

[R7] She never was. She got suckered into a phony detox project for the 9/11 first responders that inhaled all the dust and fumes. Turns out it was Scientology scam.

Brooklyn, tomorrow.

She was supposed to marry Ben Stiller but lost him to another woman.

[R10] They never went that far.

[R11] Exactly.

She was on the first season of Girlfriend's Guide to Divorce & was fantastic.

Then her character was written out during the hiatus between Season 1 & 2..

Her character was the second most important character after the lead

For the second season they hired an actress who was almost a carbon copy but she was playing a new character.

I always wondered what happened behind the scenes.

[R15] Janeane absolutely hated the writing, even offering to pay back the money they spent on paying for her.

R11 is the most perfect use of "Sure, Jan" we have ever seen (and likely ever will)! RESPEK!

Any DL'ers in NYC ever hang out with Janeane?

[R16] She looked sooo hot in that show.

R15

What did she hate about it.?

The show wasn't a deep Emmy caliber show but it was an enjoyable fun show about 5 female friends.

[R19] A show about working women that rarely shows them working. Also it was rich people whining about their problems.

Loved her scenes in Romy and Michele’s HS Reunion.

[R21] Classis movie, scene, and role.

[R18] She sure did.

And.

Her recent special.

What's this wig thing?

Funny.

I imagine she is impossible to get along with.

[R28] Not at al. Heard she's real sweet.

She hangs out with the younger guys in NYC.

She has great lips for blowjobs.

Can you start my orange?

[R32] Always loved that line.

I remember "Feel This Book".

Dueling Janeane threads!

[R35] Which one will last?

Late night bump.

Brett Davis will interview Janeane for a live podcast next Sunday.

[R38] Will somebody heckle her about her hair?

Come on DL'ers. Share your Garofalo stories/gossip.

SHE KILLS THIS

[R41] Short and sweet.

[R41] She's still got it.

Garofalo bump.

New vid.

R45 Video got removed.

You didn't miss much, R46.

After 9-11 she was encouraging people, through her radio show with Sam Seder, to avail themselves of resources being made available by the Scientologists. I don't know if she initially knew it was the Scienos doing this volunteering or not, I believe they were using some alternate brand name as cover. But she didn't change her mind or back down about it when she was informed that it was them. She and Sam had a few sharp spats on the air about it. I don't know if she actually got sucked into that or not, but somehow it wouldn't completely surprise me.

R48 She fell for it. But she's not a Scientologist.

She had a cameo in the latest Bianca del Rio movie, From Russia With Hate. Don’t bother watching it, it’s horrible.

Yeah, I've heard.

Looks great for (almost) 54.

Any DL'ers have any janeane stories/encounters/gossip?

Bump.

Brand new podcast with Janeane/

she's a bitch, and the DL LOVES IT

R56 She's no bitch, but yes I do love her.

She looks better with a little more weight on her.

R58 Not trolling at all. She was never fat.

R59 Never!

Looks great in these 2008 photos. Nice hair.

Bump.

Tomorrow at 4pm, Brett Davis will interview Janeane Garofalo for a live Podcast For Laundry at the Brooklyn Bazaar. Will she take off her Spanx? Will her pull her hair Who knows?

Janeane also performs at Eastville Comedy Club in Brooklyn at 9pm tonight.

Bump.

She's hot.

Did a live podcast today.

She's a friend of a friend. Chronically depressed. Wouldn't be surprised if she offs herself.

R68 How do you know this?

R68 Ah, the "friend of a friend" stuff.

She'll be turning 54 on Friday.

R71 Sweet.

"OMG! A SONG BY BECK STARTED RIGHT AFTER I CLICKED ON THIS THREAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD, BODY THETANS!" is something that I imagine a Scientologist would think.

R74 She's no Scion

Bump.

Any DL'ers have any Janeane stories/gossip?

Bump.

Who keeps bumping these Random Janeane Garofalo threads? Janeane is that you?

R78 Just a superfan.

I'd give her tits a honk.

R80 Yee Haw.

She was so hot in 'The Truth About Cats And Dogs".

Janeane hair/wig stories please?

Bump.

Happy 54th Birthday, Janeane!

Anybody see her in Atlanta tonight? Or going to see her in Charlotte tomorrow?

Can you start my orange?

R87 Love that line.

Bump.

Here's Janeane on Friday.

Again.

Another shot.

Last night in Charlotte.

Crowd work.

Janeane with a fan.

She looks great. She was my favorite part of Reality Bites

R96 Just turned 54 last week.

I always thought she was cool and funny. SHE should have her own talk show. She’d be able to pull it off, no problem.

R99 I'd say a podcast.

R98 Whoops.

Her height is listed as 5'1 , but it's possible that she's even shorter.

Bump.

C'mon, people! It's been over 15 minutes!

Does/did a lot for LBGQT rights, yet never gets credit.

This was from three days ago. Very Funny.

Time for a Bump!

Not A Lesbian.

Here's Janeane Garofalo's appearance on the live edition of Brett Davis' Podcast For Laundry

Bump.

Love her hair.

Bump.

[quote] Love her hair

It was purchased at a weavery.

R111 What? She wears a wig/weave/hairpiece?

I've seen in the West Village walking her dog. That's all I have.

R113 She loooooves her dogs.

R114 You can love your pets, just don't looooove your pets.

R115 She looked so cute in The Truth About Cats And Dogs.

r111 = JG

Hi!

R117 I doubt it.

Any DL'ers have any Janeane stories/gossip?

She's still hot.

Bump.

She was the best thing about "Girlfriends Guide To Divorce", from her hair, her clothes, and her lips. Such great lines.

R122 Agreed.

What's this wig/weave thing?

Bump.

Janeane will her performing with Evan Dando tomorrow.

R.I.P Audrey Wells. Her first screenplay was "The Truth About Cats And Dogs", which was Janeane Garofalo's big break after "Reality Bites".

Sorry, but she always seems like the type of person who hugs you so she can wipe her nose on your sweater.

R128 I've heard she's big hugger.

R129 She gives great hugs.

I'd love an autobiography from her.

R131 That would be so cool.

R127 She also did "Under The Tuscan Sun".

Janeane's performing at Kingston tonight.

Bump.

Love her.

Underrated.

She needs her own podcast.

I'm very concerned. It's been NINE HOURS since someone has bumped this thread, asked for a wig story, talked about her beauty, or suggested giving her tits a honk.

WHAT'S WRONG, PEOPLE???

R139 Okay. She's an underrated beauty.

She was in a movie called "The Search For John Gissing" with Alan Rickman, and she was really hot in it.

Bump.

She and Craig Bierko were an item in the late 90s/early 2000s

Funny that when "Wet Hot American Summer" came out in 2001, Janeane and David Hyde Pierce and Molly Shannon were the biggest stars in the movie. Fast forward to 2015, and the biggest names in the Netflix series are Bradley Cooper, Paul Rudd, and Amy Poehler.

R144 Time flies.

If she were, she'd be working steadily.

R146 Well, she does do the indie movies.

There is some fan (or anti-fan) who has been obsessed with the idea that Garofalo wore a wig in 2009 because of stress, and once ripped her wig off after a set to reveal bald patches. If you look on Reddit you'll find "fan fiction" about the wig.

I can only assume it's an in-joke with her fans.

R148 People have been referencing a wig on here too.

R149 Ya don't say!

R150 Why yes.

Time for bump.

Brand new interview with Janeane from August. No wig talk, but she does a horrible job at denying lip plumping in the first few minutes.

R153 Still looks hot.

R154 Dat neck tho.

I talked with Janeanes publicist who told me that Janeane said if we fill this thread up she will come to DL and do a Q&A where she will give us all the dish on her wigs, love life, and inside gossip on actors she has worked with (Winona Ryder is intersex)

R156 That is hilarious.

I wanna be her boyfriend!

R158 We all do.

Any Canadian DL'ers see Janeane on Baroness Von Sketch Show tonight?

One of her finest hours.

Bump.

R161 That scene never fails to crack me up.

R163 They did it one take.

This has to be one of the strangest threads I’ve ever read. I have an uneasy feeling that all of the previous posts were made by one person.

R165 There are lots of Janeane fans on DL.

R165 I have the same feeling, I can only imagine that is the woman at r95 ( totally not a lesbian)

Well, I'm a guy and I love Janeane.

R165, I was thinking the same thing.

R170 it seems like there a few people here, after the original Janeane thread maxed out at 600.

I also love the "Where's the Phone?" scene.

R171 Me too.

With the right blonde wig, she would resemble a young Loni Anderson

R173 How about Pamela Anderson?

R174 YES!!

In your face, wig deniers.

R175 That was from SNL.

[quote]She and Craig Bierko were an item in the late 90s/early 2000s

And he said he felt honored that she thought he was cool enough to go out with her, which I thought was sweet.

She and Bob Odenkirk were also an item for some time, years ago. She said she broke up with him after he told her that putting a woman at the center of a comedy sketch compromised the comedy.

R177 When did she say that? That doesn't sound like Bob at all.

R177 Michael Musto always use to joke that they were bearding for each other.

R179 Ah, the late 90s.

Hot as a blonde.

she always wore those ridiculous boots, which only make her short legs look even shorter.

Grand Maul Seizures ??

R182 Yeah, those combat boots. She still wears them.

A classic commercial for Comedy Central.

R185 I remember that bit.

She makes her own wigs.

Has she ever sharted?

[quote] This has to be one of the strangest threads I’ve ever read. I have an uneasy feeling that all of the previous posts were made by one person.

The fact that so many of them are roughly the same in length (very short) leads me to believe you are correct.

R188 Ha, I have a Janeane bootleg where she talks about her and her boyfriend having the Norovirus. Her boyfriend said he had to fart, but ended up shitting his pants.

r190 that's from her "If You Will" stand up special. That bit was very funny. She talked about how she and her boyfriend double-bagged their shitty sweatpants before they threw them in the trash because it was only good manners.

R191 I know, but I also heard it on a bootleg from 2009.

There's also 2016's "If I May"

Bump.

I'd still give her tits a honk.

R195 Dear God, please don't let this become a meme.

R196 Why not?

I know that there's a lot of DL'ers on here who love Janeane.

Yes, I know.

No posts in 15 hours? Time for a.......Bump!

I wonder if she still has the bowling ball with the skull from "Mystery Men"

R201 Not only does she still it, she show it to the kids in her apartment building on Halloween.

What's the latest?

R203 She's doing a show tomorrow in NYC. And she'll be doing a live podcast with Arden Myrin on the 27th.

Great site.

This is such a Gen X board.

Bump.

So, is she coming with anything, performing anywhere?

Come on people, share you Janeane gossip/stories! We're slacking here.

Janeane was a big fan of The Pixies/Breeders. She once took Kim Deal to a backyard party with Jack Black and other comics.

Wig.

Bump.

She weaves her own wigs from the fibers in her cigarette filters.

You heard it here first!

Come see Janeane at Eastville Comedy Club in Brooklyn tonight at 9pm.

Did she die?

R215 Her career has sadly declined, but she's doing fine.

R216 She pops up in things.

Heather Mooney.

She was awesome in Romy and Michelle.

"Hey Toby FUCK OFF!"

No, to confuse us even more she’s converted and is now a Christian scientist.

She adores Susan Lucci.

Janeane goes gaga for Susan Lucci at 6:25 seconds.

Bump..

At a voter fundraiser last night.

Last night.

Nice smile.

Bump.

R224 She is one tiny gal.

Can you start my orange?

Who?

R230 The Queen of Alternative comedy.

Again who?!!

Rehearsing

R233 Never change, Janeane.

[quote] She is one tiny gal.

You're not kidding. I've posted this before, but I saw her as a special guest at some UCB fake talk show in NYC. The "host" picked her up and tossed her on the sofa like a house cat. She is miniature.

R235 How short is she?

r236, I'm 5'2" and a hundred pounds soaking wet and she's notably smaller than I am in all ways.

R237 But her height is listed as 5'1.

She can list it as whatever she likes, r238. No one's going to stop her.

I had blood drawn semi-recently and the phlebotomist happily noted that my stats actually matched those on my diver's license. She said almost everyone lies by huge margins about their weight and still problematic margins about their height. The reason it matters in a day to day way is that if you're incapacitated and first responders come to rescue you, they'll be going by the stats on your official records and if the measurements are off you're fucked.

When I saw her, she was wearing Uggs and pink sweatpants that looked like they would fit a six year old.

R239 Interesting. I know she always wears combat boots.

Bump.

are you back again trying to get this thread to be relevant? at least your persistent. it's still DOA.

r242, they bump it almost every day. At first, I found it annoying and now I think it's funny. Of all the people to expect (or want) daily gossip updates about, this person picks Janeane Garofalo! It's funny.

I'd give her tits a honk.

R243 Well, there are a lot of DL'ers in NYC, so who knows. I thought she was well liked around here.

Here's some pictures of Janeane Garofalo from last night's podcast taping.

bump

R246 Cool to see her and Bob Odenkirk reunited.

R48 I know, right?

Bump.

There are only about 2 people posting on this thread. I love Janeane as much as anyone, but this bumping is ridiculous.

R251 Well, let's get some convo going. What's your favorite Janeane movie/TV Show? Have you ever seen her live?

There was a hot minute there a couple decades ago where our Jan hung with Al Franken, Randi Rhodes, Marc Maron, Sam Seder, and other mouthy libs on Air America Radio, I miss it. Or mostly, I guess, I miss the IDEA of it.

R253 Yes, the mid 2000s when she did radio with Sam Seder.

It's been a good 4 to 6 weeks that the Janeane threads continually get bumped. Is there another formerly-hot celebrity we should move on to? Neve Campbell? Cheri Oteri? Uma Thurman? We need to share the love.

um, this person was never "hot". sorry.

r255 you're weird.

R256 Opinion, not fact.

Bump.

I'd give Janeane nose a honk.........if only she didn't have it done :(

Heard on a podcast that she auditioned for "Orange Is The New Black" but was turned down. That's how she got "Girfriend's Guide To Divorce", as Marti Noxon saw her audition tape.

She's an underrated actress.

R262 It's a shame that The Matchmaker didn't get as much attention when it came out. There was also a movie she did in 2001 called "The Search For John Gissing" that was widely seen. Also, her 2003 movie she did with David Schwimmer "Duane Hopwood" was great as well.

Who did she read for on OITNB? Lorna? Voss?

R264 She didn't say, other than she didn't get the part.

It was probably Voss. Once they went with Schilling, the options for Voss got very limited by height.

R266 A little old for that, don't you think? Maybe Red?

r267, no, the real Voss was a good deal older than Piper.

R268 Didn't know that, that's probably who it was.

sad.... one person does most of the question and answer posts on this thread. give it up and move on with your life beyond this tired thread about a washed up, never was.

I only asked a question.

But who answered it?

R272 Somebody else did. Who knows.

I'm just glad it was answered!

R274 Well, glad that's settled.

Come on people, share your Janeane gossip/stories! We're slacking here.

Janeane gossip stories? lmao. She wishes she were famous or interesting enough to gossip about. This poor thread and it's topic are among the most desperate on the DL.

There was a blurb in the NY Post around 2000/01, I believe, about how she berated a guy walking his dog for not picking up the dog shit. She's a huge dog lover.

I'm not surprised she loves dogs.

You can love your pets, just don't LOOOOOOOVE your pets.

Would any of you give her tits a honk?

R281 Meeeeeeeeee!

Filming a new movie.

Rehearsal.

Let's never forget when she went on Fox News back in 2003 and destroyed that asshole Brian Kilmeade about the Iraq War.

R285 And to think, she was crucified by the right wing because of it.

20 years ago.

This Friday in L.A., join Janeane Garofalo and Judd Apatow for a benefit for Planned Parenthood at Largo at the Coronet.

Anybody see the blooper reel for the first season "Girlfriend's Guide To Divorce"? How much of Janeane is in it?

She's going to be in L.A. this weekend for a whole bunch of shows.

Thanks for the self promotion, Janeane (r290).

R291 You're welcome.

Bump.

This Sunday: Where else can you see Janeane Garofalo and Laura Kightlinger together again? Plus Bob Odenkirk, Maria Bamford, Gregory Behrendt, Julie Goldman Justin LizSayre, Byron Bowers, Alex Edelman, Rebecca Corry, Andy Kindler, Scott Thompson, and Patton Oswalt.

At UnCaberet's's 25th Anniversary.

R294 Sounds like a hell of a lineup.

This is the earliest appearance of her on YT.

I'd vote for her.

R297 Wonderful.

Don't just gently caress them... give 'em a decent HONK!!

I'd like to hear her sing, or record an album.

On (date), she will be appearing in (location).

R301 Good to know.

This is cool, Janeane will be participating in a "Reality Bites" 25th Anniversary reunion at the 2019 Tribeca Film Festival.

R304 I hope not.

She had a terrific Thanksgiving!

Did Janeane do something to piss off the Eldergays?

She used to drink, but stopped in 2001. Amy Poehler initiated the intervention.

Bump, bump it up.

Always see her walking her dog.

She's gonna be in Philly for 4 shows a two weeks.

She's so very.

She was on the latest episode of IFC's "Baroness Von Sketch Show." She's had a lot of plastic surgery and has gotten herself some oversized ultra-white veneers. She looks...odd.

Anniversaries are depressing.

R313 No veneers, she just whitens her teeth.

R315 No, I think she's had veneers put on. Her teeth are definitely bigger and straighter now than they used to be.

R316 Look closer.

Duck lips!

R318 Yep

Yep.

Look at how young she and Ben Stiller are here.

R321 I know, look at that hair and lips/smile.

For those in Connecticut, Janeane will be at the Fairfield Theatre tonight.

R323 Heard she was good.

Her 90s stand-up specials are on Youtube and they're still very funny. I was in college at the time, and those specials were very popular in my dorm.

R325 Her 1995 HBO Special and her 1997 hour long HBO special are classics.

She appears in the Canadian “Baroness Von Sketch” show. It’s probably not something gay dudes would enjoy.

R327 Eh, it was alright. Not a fan of one minute sketches.

She will continue to appear different places on various nights.

Bumping for gossip/stories. Wig or non-wig.

Brand new photo of Janeane. Love the hair and jacket.

Janeane for Oscar host.

R331 She looks very thin and her face has a totally different shape. What kind of work has she had done?

R333 She just lost a ton of weight.

She was replaced by a ringer.

R335 Paul Is Dead.

Today.

Today.

r336, Paul is not dead. Paul never existed. "Paul McCartney" is a character who has been played by at least a dozen different guys since 194whatever. Tell me, which of these is the "real" "original" "McCartney"...

This one?

Or this one?

The completely different little boys on the left of both photos are both supposedly "Paul McCartney".

The Beatles never existed. "Paul McCartney" is imaginary.

R241 Okay.

R144 Bitch, you forgot me!

R343 Ah, but of course. How can I forget?

sad assed thread. what a crock of shit.

If that's a wig, couldn't she find something a little nicer? It's got to be her real ratty 'do.

R346 Maybe she doesn't wear it all the time.

Different brains may be attached to different wigs and you just unscrew one of them and put it in the juice tank and plop in another, if you need different thoughts or skill sets.

Has she gotten any new tragic tattoos?

R349 Nope, she's filled up.

Reunited and it feels so good. Janeane Garofalo will be appearing on the new season of AmySedaris' show on TruTV.

I heard that she has so many tattoos that she pees ink.

R352 That's hardcore.

New Janeane pics.

Bump.

Why not?

Have you heard the latest?

R357 Latest what?

Anybody see her in Philly yesterday or seeing her tonight in Philly?

She's on the new Adult Swim show "The Shivering Truth".

Janeane on Saturday.

Janeane on Saturday.

What a performer!

R363 Well, that was just a short clip.

Someone needs to upload her 1997 HBO special.

Bump.

r366?

R367 Just moving the thread up.

Catch Janeane at EastVille Comedy Club in Brooklyn tonight and tomorrow at 8pm.

Half Baked was a great movie, but she was great in this scene.

Any DLl'ers have behind the scenes gossip from "Girlfriends Guide To Divorce"?

R371 I don't, but she was hot as Lyla on it.

Super-interesting thread.

R373. If only more people would respond. I know someone has "Girlfriends Guide" gossip.

I looooooove her.

She only purchases fair trade wigs. Whenever she is playing the SF Bay Area she goes to Oakland to pick up a few of the latest styles where there are forward thinking weaveries..

R376 She's actually coming to SF in a few weeks as part of SF Sketchfest. Also playing Santa Cruz.

Yep, she'll be at SF Sketchfest on the 11th and 13th. She'll be at the Rio Theatre in Santa Cruz on the 18th.

From someone who worked with Janeane Garofalo on a short film called "The Assistant":

"She stepped on people's lines, misremembered her lines, including the ones opposite me, so my response wasn't funny anymore. Made fun of my friend James when he improvised, as the director told us to do, she said "Do that same kind of thing again, but funny.". After that, no one wanted to try. She was at the end of a several-day shoot for free, so she was probably ready to go home."

Poor pitiful piece of dog shit alone on Xmas.

R380 Nah, she has a boyfriend.

I still would.

R379 Is there anyway that I can see the short film?

This?

By the way, she did a film for free, and people are complaining?

R384 Thanks.

R385, I'm watching now. You watch it, too, and tell me what you think.

Shit. That was awful.

That was supposed to be a comedy?

R387 Well, it was the director's first film. Janeane did the best she could.

It was very nice of her to do the film of a first time director for free.

R388, really, it was the writing that went astray.

R389 Yes, and she was mostly playing the straight role.

I'd love a Janeane Garofalo/Parker Posey mashup. Love them both.

R391 Co-signed.

Damn, she was hot as Lyla on "Girlfriend's Guide To Divorce".

R393 God, i wanna rip that blouse right off of her.

Fucking hell people here are harsh as fuck or sycophants. She seems like a complex, intelligent woman. I've heard varying reviews from Edinburgh (I'm not American) I like her. Sometimes her stand up is good, sometimes it doesn't hit the mark. The main takeaway is that she is a woman that we are better off for having in the world and who works for good. Thanks JG, there are people who follow you from the weirdest places.

R395 Nice to hear. Did you see her there?

In Mongolia? No way lol, but I am a huge fan and if on the off chance she actually reads this shit I hope she realises that she has a lot of people who appreciate her across the globe : )

There's a difference between between being a sycophant and being a fan of her work.

R398 Well, I'm no sycophant. I wish she's stop smoking, and I wish she'd stop complaining about bad scripts every time she takes a job. Beggars can't be choosers.

I love that she tells people who've asked her why she quit acting that she's the comptroller of the currency for Duchess County.

It always makes me laugh.

R400 Or when she gets mistaken for herself.

R401, yes! When she says that people apologize to her before saying, "You look like JG." And then someone else says, "Whatever happened to her?"

It's hilarious to listen to, but must sting for that to be your actual life.

R402 Nah, I'm sure she gets a kick out of it.

R403 Y'all were watching "If You Will" from 2010, weren't you?

R404, I don't recall the title, but I like to watch anything she's in.

R405 Nice to see a Garofaholic on here

Her 2016 special "If I May" was good as well.

Happy New Year to all my Garofaholics and the ones I have yet to meet. And if you see Janeane, support her in making 2019 the year when she stops smoking.

Happy New Year, R408.

You have to admit that for someone who smokes a lot--and for decades now--she looks fantastic.

You have to...

Go ahead--we can wait.

R409 No argument here, she does. Maybe she cut down, but as far as I know she still does. She was joking about e-cigs a few years back. Maybe she didn't like them?

R410, we'll have to do some research on her latest stand-up. I wish she did the social media thing--then we could just ask.

R411 You could always go see her at the clubs in NYC, she talks to people after the show if you catch her.

R412! That might be a fun idea. You know what, I'll have to look at my 2019. If I could swing it, I would love to get a photo with her. I idolized her when I was a teen--though that was a long, long time ago.

Thanks for the idea.

R413 Where are you located?

I'm in Florida, but I usually go up to run around like an idiot once a year. (I have family that lives up there as well.)

Ah, well she'll be in SF and Santa Cruz, next week.

R416, thank you for letting me know! (And for those in CA, this is your chance!)

For me, I'd rather see her on the east coast. It would be thrilling though. I'd have to send photos to my college friends, as I used to have a shrine of JG in my teeny tiny apartment.

I you're on Twitter, follow me as The Garofaholic.

I'm on twitter--and I've written your name down on a post-it. I will join on the sly in a few weeks with a crowd of other people, so the scarier DLers don't know who I am...

Thank you!

(And I love your twitter name!)

R419 No problem, wouldn't want to waste this thread having a convo.

This thread made me miss her so I did some digging on google and found this article from 2018... and boy was I disappointed :| She seems like a cranky old hag

No way is she a hag. She comes across, in that article, as she always does: canny, super smart, genuine, and charming af.

I don't want to go all taste friends, but I wonder why she only bought a one bedroom in NYC when she must have got in before the re boom.

Also, it's funny that she doesn't have a social media letting people know where she's going to appear, but that there are "fake" JG social media accounts on FB and Twitter doing this. Most stars have to pay someone to do this. People do it out of affection for her. Tells you something...

R422 She bought the apartment in 1996

R423 The fake FB and Twitter accounts are long gone, she just keeps repeating it over and over.

R424, I just looked at the Garofaholic account on twitter (the poster up above). That guy has all her dates, getting the word out about all her performances, and has thousands of followers. (I know it's not the same as pretending to be her.) I'm just saying that there is a lot of affection for her.

And thanks for the apartment info. In 1996, she could have bought something awesome for cheap--rather than a one-bedroom place. Interesting...

R425 Economy was booming in the 90s, and places in NYC were cheap, before Bloomberg fucked it up.

So any leads/gossip on Janeane's hair?

R371 Man I wish she hadn't left Girlfriends Guide To Divorce, it turned to shit after she did. Then again, that's probably why she exited early.

Anybody read "Feel This Book"? The one she did with Ben Stiller back in 1999.

Her 2012 movie "Bad Parents" in available on HBO On Demand.

Hilarious clip of Janeane Garofalo trying to get to the stage through the crowd at Eastville Comedy Club.

Ugly

R432 Troll.

For those in SF and who are going to be in SF, here are Janeane's appearances at SFSketchfest.

She likes her sexual predators. What a fucking phony.

Thought she was smarter than this. Sarah Silverman confirmed he whipped his dick out in front of her without asking.

Here's Janeane's appearance on "Poptarts" with Emily Rems. She is who she is, take it or leave it.

Sometimes she wakes up on the wrong side of the Xanax, okay...?

This might be one of those days.

R437 Yeah, chill.

She sucks turds out of assholes.

Janeane Garofalo Forever!

Janeane will be performing at the Rio Theater in Santa Cruz on Friday.

The podcast interview with Janeane Garofalo is their most-downloaded ever.

Is this woman ever going to make any kind of a comeback? There's great tv now, all you need is talent for that, they don't care how much of a has-been you've become. It's like she's been a ghost for at least 10 years.

R443 If you haven't seen the Netflix "Wet Hot American Summer" miniseries, she has big pants in those.

Love this photo.

she's a has-been that really never happened. one person perpetuates this thread and it's funny/sad.

You can call her a has-been, I suppose, though she's more of an aged-out--like most (nearly all?) women in Hollywood (in entertainment) do over 40.

She certainly wasn't a never-happened. She was everywhere for about a decade--TV, starring in movies, the quintessential Gen-Xer.

Can't take that away from her.

Did anybody see her in Santa Cruz on Friday?

Queen Janeane.

Bump.

did anybody give a shit? no!

R451 I Do!

What's a Scientologist? Is that the guy whose gonna cure Ebola? we

R453 It's not important.

In less than 30 minutes, Janeane Garofalo will be performing at New York Comedy Club. Hurry up.

Choo Choo!

How's she doing financially? Is she okay?

I see she bought a new face to go with her idiotic defense of Louis CK.

R458 She has not had a facelift. She plumps her lips, but that's it.

Looks like more than lip filler to me.

Actually, for a lifelong smoker, she looks surprisingly good.

R460 She's also lost a ton of weight.

I think she looks fabulous, I just don't think there's anything natural about it. Plus, she's been thin for a long time now, but she didn't look that pulled taut a couple of years ago.

R463 It's the lighting. Look at other pictures.

Janeane Garofalo's Wig

Does she or doesn't she? Discuss

Next month will mark the 25th Anniversary of "Reality Bites".

Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be? Other than a scientologist. Which, really?

R467 She's not a Scientologist. She's a comedian and actress.

um, they are not mutually exclusive

R469 Okay.

She should play Ellen Page’s mom

R471 Hack idea.

No gossip/stories?

DL is the only place I ever see her mentioned.

R474 No gossip/stories from DL'ers?

R474 She was on Broadway in "Marvin's Room" in 2017 with Lilli Taylor and Celia Watson.

Fap Fap Fap.

Don't miss Janeane Garofalo at New York Comedy Club today. Show starts at 5pm, and Janeane goes on around 6.

I want to be her boyfriend.

This Monday: Janeane Garofalo will join Ben Stiller, Ethan Hawke, and Winona Ryder on The Tonight Show for the 25th Anniversary of "Reality Bites".

I know these are supposed to be fun, but I hate to see everyone looking elderly when I remember them young.

(Winona still looks great, though.)

Looks great in this video from last week.

Come spend Valentine's Day with Janeane Garofalo, tonight at Eastville Comedy Club! 8pm. Be there, and give her a hug and a kiss as she goes through the audience to get to the stage.

A Happy Belated Valentine's To My Love, Janeane!

This Monday: Janeane Garofalo will join Ben Stiller, Ethan Hawke, and Winona Ryder on The Tonight Show for the 25th Anniversary of "Reality Bites".

Janeane>Winona

Her SNL stint was underrated.

Here's Janeane Garofalo on this week's Dyking Out podcast with Sarah York and Carolyn Bergier.

omg one gross and obnoxious broad !!!!

she seems way too kool/smart to be a scientol.

R490 She isn't one.

Great podcast.

This Friday, Janeane Garofalo returns to Tinder Live for the 5th Anniversary at littlefield 8pm. Don't miss it.

Janeane got to reconnect with Mike Nesmith of "The Monkees" last night. This photo makes one hell of a caption contest.

Nobody cares, janeane.

No. Body. Cares.

R495 Yes they do.

Here's Janeane Garofalo in a still from her new movie "Come As You Are", which is premiering tonight at SXSW.

Any Janeane stories/gossip?

Does anyone actually give a fuck?

I do!

^^^^Hi, Janeane! We love you!

Aw, that's sweet.

Janeane's coming back to L.A. next month.

Anybody see Janeane on Amy Sedaris' show on Tuesday?

It looks like rejoining The Gersh Agency is paying off for Janeane Garofalo. Her comeback is starting.

Here's the trailer for the Owen Egerton film "Mercy Black" that Janeane Garofalo stars in.

For all my Nashville Garofaholics, Janneane will be coming there in a few weeks. for Nashville Comedy Festival at Zanies Nashville.

sad.... real sad.

R508 Chill.

Janeane Garofalo's new horror flick "Mercy Black" from Owen Egerton is now streaming on Netflix.

Hot, hot, hot.

Janeane will be in Nashville on Friday.

Hope she gets a big role.

Janeane's heading to L.A. and San Diego next week! Get your tickets.

Honk!

San Diego! Janeane Garofalo will be coming to American Comedy Co. San Diego for three days. Two shows on Friday and Saturday, 7pm and 9pm. So you have five chances to see her!

Here's a rare find for all of you Garofaholics out there. An extended take of Jiminy Glick's interview with her from 2001.

Compare that to what aired on Comedy Central.

Janeane tonight.

Reality Bites Reunion at Tribeca Film Festival on Saturday.

Has she had a facelift?

Screw The Hollywood Reporter for leaving Janeane's name out of the headline.

Here's the full reunion.

Wrong link was posted above, here's the full reunion.

She looks great.

From CDAN.

She's too thin again.

She still looks great,

Anybody ever meet her in person?

Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at The Slipper Room NYC for "Fashion Puhleeze". Janeane will do her act, and then the judges will critique her clothes, hair, and style.

Show starts at 7:30pm

Does she have any upcoming stand up dates in the tri state area? The Janeane Troll is a helpful one because there’s next to no online promotion for whatever tour she may do, but I need a little further notice.

R531 Just NYC. She'll be in Asheville, NC in early June and Portland a few weeks later.

When in NYC? Just tonight? Is there a website with appearances announced?

R533 Tonight at The Slipper Room at 7:30. Thursday and Friday at Eastville Comedy Club at 8pm. Saturday at New York Comedy Club at 5pm, and Sunday at Eastville Comedy Club at 8pm.

Attention North Carolinians! Janeane Garofalo will be coming to The Orange Peel in Asheville on June 8th. Get your tickets now!

Janeane bump.

This Sunday! Janeane loves her dogs, and she'll be showing her love at Gotham Comedy.

Can we get this to 600, then possibly start another Janeane thread?

Who the hell thought she was the ugly one in "The Truth About Cats And Dogs'?

Janeane will be making her debut at The Kennedy Center this November.

She defines herself as asexual. She also is a good friend of Louis CK.

R541 I highly doubt she's really Asexual. Probably just anxiety.

Janeane last night with Rev. Jen.

More Janeane.

Bump.

She'll be coming to Portland next week.

R543 an R544 Love her lips in those photos.

I love her!

Anybody see her in "Mercy Black"?

So faceable.

*Fuckable.

Let's get some Janeane stories/encounters in here.

Janeane at Skankfest yesterday.

Brand new interview with Janeane Garofalo, done by Iris Bahr

The interview lady was annoying

JG was a fave of mine growing up.

R555 She was playing a character.

Bump.

Wait Janeane Garofalo is a scientologist?

R559 No she isn't. She naively promoted a detox program for 9/11 first responders that was financed by Sceintologists.

Bump.

Happy 56th Birthday to Janeane!

But the question is, is she STILL a Scientologist?

R563 No, she's always been an atheist.

Happy 56th Birthday to my longtime crush. The one and only Janeane Garofalo! Enjoy it and stay safe.

Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at the grand opening of Eastville Comedy Club 7:30pm and 9:30pm.

Here she is.

Janeane last night.

Hot.

Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Tonight. 8pm. Be there.

Tonight.

Tonight, Janeane Garofalo performs at Eastville Comedy Club. 8pm Be there.

Wanna watch Janeane Garofalo at Eastville Comedy Club?

Then get a ticket for a Livestream. Friday and Saturday at 8pm. Tickets start at $5 and go to Covid-19 charities.

Tickets are at the Eastville website.

Here's the Zoom code for tonight's Janeane Garofalo show .

ID: 844 1765 9826 Passcode: 534126

Here's the Zoom passcode for tonight's Janeane Garofalo livestream at Eastville Comedy . Meeting ID: 876 4367 9149 Passcode: 780166

BTW, the show is free for those who paid for the two shows last week.

Here's the passcode for tonight's livestream at Eastville.

Meeting ID: 824 8862 7066 Passcode: 362662

From 1998, here's Janeane Garofalo's appearance on "Loveline".

Here's Janeane Garofalo's 1997 appearance on Regis And Kathy Lee.

Ladies and Gentleman, the Holy Grail! Janeane Garofalo's 1997 hourlong HBO special. Yee Haw!

Let's get this thread to 600.

Bump.

Only 19 more posts until the thread is finite.

Hey, hey!

Janeane Garofalo performs tonight at a virtual SF Sketchfest at 8pm. Tickets still available.

Any updates?

Almost done.

Yee ha!

Here we go!

Janeane from 1992.

Here's Janeane Garofalo on the Comics Come Home 1997 special that aired on Comedy Central on New Year's Eve.

Janeane Garofalo with her lovely floral shirt on her short lived show "Comedy Product" in 1995.

More Janeane from 1992.

The full episode.

Seven.

Six.

Five.

Four.

Two.

One.

Closed.