"I'll NEVER stop being loathsome!" vows 90s actress Gwynneth Paltrow

Her friendship with Madonna ended because Paltrow came on to Guy Richie.

I believe that.

Bring your A game? Honey just because you are white and blonde with blue eyes and marketed your obvious eating disorder....doesn't mean you have ANY game. Her fans are just mindless drone worshipping morons living vicariously through her.

[quote]90s actress Gwynneth Paltrow

I was clearly bringing my C-game when I gave birth to that one.

Fuck that stupid cunt and her upcoming "magazine" Goop.

R1 she didn't just come on to Guy Ritchie... she greeted him with her vagina spread.

But what do you expect from a chick who fucked for her Oscar and then also fucked this:

That aging cunt only wants praise and adoration. She's not interested in constructive criticism, she considered it an attack. She's so accustomed to having her sagging assed kissed. A deluded movie star, she surrounds herself with "yes" men and women and her worshipful fan base. She likely banishes anyone who'll call her out on her bullshit.

I see Norma Desmond in her future.

In her future, she'll freeze herself in time by age 60. She will become a caricature of herself, having the same long blond hair, the same make-up as she had in her 20s. She'll refuse character roles for older women and won't play mothers. She's too vain! After all, she was an Oscar winning movie star! No one will be interested in her except for the occasional "special guest star", role. Stylish adult diapers will be sold on the Goop website.

She'll become reclusive, watching her old movies, in her theatre room. She'll wear a turban and smoke cigarettes and of course drink until she passes out. Her put upon assistant will be there to pick up the pieces. Her fans will consist of old ladies and the ever dependable gay male fan. He'll play court jester, companion and therapist. The doors will start to close, as all her champions and connections have long since gone when she is no longer of use. She'll insist on star treatment, though and will have run ins with stewardess and other underlings.

Yes, Norma Desmond.

Her skin looks greasy in the OPs photo.

Criticism based on fact.

She said on a talk show once (Ellen?) that people love to criticize her because it releases a jolt of endorphins that triggers the brain's pleasure center. Something like that. It's simple science and biology so she doesn't take criticism personally.

I hate her so much.

her private chef said she ate no diary and no sugar.

She didn't eat no diary?

What's going on with her boobs on that Goop magazine cover? They look weird.

She freely uses the term "White Trash" when describing most other actors.

Okay, Goop... Here's a fact... Doctors and scientists have not only discredited and debunked the various snake oils you peddle, but called some out as dangerous, (hello...steaming your vagina...?!).

Here's some qualified speculation... That you're disliked so universally now - thanks to your willingness to counsel treatments with no credentials to so do and allied with your smug, ivory tower prosthelytizing - that Hollywood now knows you're box office poison.

Just glad she's wearing a cooter cover for the photo; mud cannot be good for the lady ham.

BTW, aspirational wellness fads are open to criticism - especially when they cost a fuck ton of money.

Loathe her

She has fuck you money and connections so I guess she takes full advantage of it. Nasty cunt.

It really does feel good to hate on her.

Its the way she plays it like everyone is jealous of her that makes it sport.

R16 made me laugh out loud (hard!) three times. Thanks R16!

Baby Girl, you really ARE becoming kinda tiresome . . .

"Conscious Uncoupling"

I mean....who does this slag thinks she is?

It's when they smoosh the vaginas together R21.

Fake @R13

who's craving fishsticks now?

From dating Brad Pitt and winning Oscars ... to dating Brad Upchuck and slanging shite products.

What a disastrous fall from grace for this wench.

I see her aging more as Joan Van Ark as Norma Desmond.

Falchuk is sort of hot and is supposed to have a big dick.

Here's a doctor who brought her A-game to criticism based on facts. Goopsie still isn't paying any attention to her.

Her entire "brand" is being insufferable. I have to think she knows this, and plays to her strengths.

Can this no upper lip having, stringy fried haired, leathered skin,saggy assed big bird looking bitch disappear already!

I'm starting to like her more and more precisely because she's so insufferable and unwilling NOT to put a foot in her mouth. She is unapologetic about being a clueless snob which is refreshing in the era when everything a Hollywood celebrity says or does gets filtered through PR teams and focus groups.

Has Gwennie Bird yet recommended the cum facial at GOOP? You just know that how she keeps her youthful 'glow'.

Imagine if she actually had a reason to feel so superior to other people.

She thinks she's going to create a lifestyle brand with this and "expand to Hotels & Spas", fucking delusional. It's called GOOP! Sounds like a Construction Worker Hand Wash or Adhesive Remover.

"Yeah, we're going to NYC this weekend!" "Oh really, where are you staying?" "We got a suite at GOOP!" "Ohhhh..."

The phrase 'worse than Hitler' was created because of Gwynnie.

What's wrong with her eyes in OP's photo?

Bitch, I am here with some medical books.

Any time, Any place, Any where

Gwynneth is a big proponent of "thread lifts" (the same ones that give Madonna and Angelina their masculine, harsh angle jawlines), in fact her recent 'Goop Health Summit' featured volunteers of her followers from the audience receiving thread lifts live on stage. This is NOT the kind of procedure you want to decide to have done after 6 glasses of champagne and because some bimbo actress tells you it'll be okay.

She should act more! Stop with all the lifestyle crap that no ordinary people can afford.

R31 you should have signed that Donald Trump.

This is her "act" now.

I wish she'd take it on the road r41.

My life is good because I am not passive about it. I invest in what is real. Like real people, to do real things, for the real me.

That's unreal r43.

R43, Sounds like she's a "Real" cunt,, a delusional one in fact.

Sex Dust and vampire repellent: a stroll through Gwyneth Paltrow's new LA store

Please tell me that she behaves like a human being around her kids at least. Or do they have to bring their A Game, too?

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Her eyes are perfect, r36. What the fuck?

It seems like acting like you're british is not trendy anymore

She was beautiful in the 90s but now not so much and she doesn't act anymore

She has always been so tacky.

Is she part Jewish?

#FreeTheNipple

Gwyneth Paltrow

Ethnicity:

*Ashkenazi Jewish (father)

*German, with a smaller amount of Swiss-German, English, Irish (mother)

Goop and Apple

Oh, she’s a Jew.

Well, that explains her pushy ostentation.

[quote]She freely uses the term "White Trash" when describing most other actors.

Well, a stopped clock is still right twice a day.

She has NEVER been beautiful. Young, yes. Rich and well maintained, yes. White/blonde, yes. The attractive side of average, yes. But never beautiful. Dull, lifeless, plain shaped eyes. Limp, lifeless, thin, blah, hair. Lipless.

I think I hate her more because she's actually a good actress and is frittering away her talent with vagina steaming.

And now the young part is gone.

Shes going to end up looking like Donatella Versace.

{Sings} Young and beautiful someday your looks will be gone...

A Game? Bitch, please. I only need my D- in a room with you.

Why should I bring my A game? She’s not worth it.