Happened post workout while leaving the bathroom... So many questions.
Shower hookup gone wrong. It happens.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 18, 2017 7:25 AM |
Mouth-to-dick?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 18, 2017 7:27 AM |
Surveillance video from the spa has surfaced!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 18, 2017 7:37 AM |
Sometimes it's hard to see in the steam room. Just brush his hand away if he's not your type.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 18, 2017 7:38 AM |
[quote]So many questions.
There is no question! I wish I could have warned Mr. Lopez that public restrooms and locker rooms abound with unsavory types; rogues, scoundrels, and hoodlums!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 18, 2017 8:02 AM |
Sounds like somebody pulled out before seeding Mario's musky hole.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 18, 2017 8:36 AM |
But it wasn't [italic]assault[/italic] assault.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 18, 2017 8:49 AM |
Couldn't Mario afford a better spa than the one at Planet Hollywood?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 18, 2017 9:43 AM |
if he is still breathing he wasn't assaulted enough
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 18, 2017 9:46 AM |
Las Vegas is trash
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 18, 2017 11:23 AM |
This is always happening to me too!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 18, 2017 11:34 AM |
And me!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 18, 2017 11:55 AM |
Didn't Mario rape some girl a few years ago?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 18, 2017 12:00 PM |
Mario needs to report it to the police. Male rape is a serious offense.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 18, 2017 12:06 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 18, 2017 12:13 PM |
Another Trump supporter triggered by having to share the air with a wealthy Mexican?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 18, 2017 12:17 PM |
What R10 said.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 18, 2017 12:36 PM |
@r15. Travolta must be a sex addict. The idea of Travolta having to assault anyone for sex is tragic. He was sooo beautiful in his youth; he should have got enough f*cking to last a lifetime.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 18, 2017 4:51 PM |
He is looking to plasticky now. Too much work.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 18, 2017 4:55 PM |
[quote] Mario needs to report it to the police. Male rape is a serious offense.
I'm on it!
Mario, show me on this doll where the bad man touched you.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 18, 2017 4:56 PM |
[quote]Mario, pretend to be this doll and I'll try to guess where the bad man touched you... with my hands.
Fixed.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 18, 2017 5:01 PM |
Mario Lopez was accused of sexual assault himself TWICE during "Saved by the Bell" though they tried to hush it up since it could harm the show. Dustin Diamond said he was known for being quite sexually aggressive with the girls on set.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 18, 2017 5:02 PM |
Bad link, my B...
But Alas, MARIO HAS SPOKEN!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 19, 2017 1:41 AM |
his face looks like he was indeed freshly slapped!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 19, 2017 1:53 AM |
[quote]“He started to get hostile [when he saw the phone on a selfie stick I had shoved through the glory hole. I mean, who doesn't want to see what's on the other side? It's human nature.]" Lopez continued. “One of the employees [some might call it the partition containing the glory hole] stepped [figuratively] in between us to kind of calm him down. I dropped my phone [when he grabbed it off of the selfie stick]. At that point I just said, ‘Let me get my phone and get out of here' [as I tried to pull my pants back up while scrambling on the floor, reaching blindly for my phone]. He heard that, [stomped on my hand], picked it up and threw it against the wall as hard as he could. It smashed. Now I’m really upset [and my erection had returned with a vengeance. Like, seriously, dude?]. But I managed to contain myself [in my pants]. I showed restraint.”
There. Fixted!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 19, 2017 2:00 AM |
He used to work out at Equinox in NYC when he was in A CHORUS LINE. Didn't see any funny business at all, just him getting dressed like any other guy at the end of a workout. DLers, consider this firsthand verificatia of sizemeat. Big, healthy cock on that guy, enough to catch your eye and think 'that's a big one', and I only saw a decent glimpse of it when it was soft.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 19, 2017 2:11 AM |
Lol r26
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 19, 2017 2:17 AM |
I'd love to suck on Mario's big fat dick.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 19, 2017 2:23 AM |
R27 = Mario's wife.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 19, 2017 2:28 AM |
The straight defense on this thread arrived a little prematurely.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 19, 2017 3:09 AM |
[quote] He used to work out at Equinox in NYC when he was in A CHORUS LINE. Didn't see any funny business at all, just him getting dressed like any other guy at the end of a workout. DLers, consider this firsthand verificatia of sizemeat. Big, healthy cock on that guy, enough to catch your eye and think 'that's a big one', and I only saw a decent glimpse of it when it was soft.
R27 Where have you been all these years on the threads discussing Mario's penis at length (pun intended). TELL US MORE! PLEASE!!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 19, 2017 4:39 AM |
R32 I am actually a longtime DL reader, since just before 9/11, who remembers the era of cak graxy and who stole the frosting, Red Dragon cheese, why are straight me so stupid. I remember when real gossip was in the Broadway threads from Gypsy Robe Me. I used to post a lot more but now mainly I just read. There's nothing more to tell other than what I posted above. He'd worked out between shows on a two-show day (Saturday IIRC) and I got a decent glimpse of his cock as he was getting dressed, that's it. It was in the locker part of the locker room, not the showers or sauna. I will say this: he didn't do the towel dance to hide it, nor was he trying to show it off or solicit any kind of attention. He was just getting dressed.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 19, 2017 1:00 PM |
I mean we have seen the Mario's dick several time through pants, it looks respectable but not especially big.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 19, 2017 1:02 PM |
[quote]The straight defense on this thread arrived a little prematurely.
Who knows is he has slept with men as well, but he definitely isn't gay. Like I said, sexual assault charges of his antics go way back
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 19, 2017 1:10 PM |
[quote] Speaking of treats for the gays, I know someone who knows someone who sees Mario Lopez regularly work out at Equinox. (Yes, I know people in low places.) Apparently the Saved by the Schlong—I mean, Saved by the Bell—star sports one singular sensation. Says the source: “Mario is more blessed than he deserves to be. Basically, he’s hung like a horse, and he doesn’t feel shy about whipping off that towel in the locker room to show it!” Yum. No wonder Mario’s Dancing With the Stars partner never got too close! (Alternate joke: Some say he pings, but I say he pingas.)
Apparently R27 isn't the only one to see Mario's considerable sausage on display at the Equinox back in the day according to this Michael Musto Village Voice piece. I was clearly working out at the wrong gym!
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 19, 2017 1:16 PM |
For years before I knew his name, I thoght he was of South Pacific descent.
Same as Phoebe Cates, who i later found out is Jewish.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 19, 2017 1:21 PM |
[quote] I mean we have seen the Mario's dick several time through pants, it looks respectable
R34 you mean like in this pic? Up Close is the perfect caption for that magazine, as I'm sure many would want to get up close and personal with that!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 19, 2017 1:31 PM |
The Destruction of Lopez
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 19, 2017 4:37 PM |
Another article discussing Domi's sweet cakes
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 19, 2017 4:56 PM |
^wrong thread, obviously. Mea culpa
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 19, 2017 4:58 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 19, 2017 5:45 PM |
R33 in an era of sensationalism and fake news, thanks for the solid, reliable reporting. I hope you remember your first hand sighting of Mario's manhood forever. Lucky you!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 19, 2017 10:35 PM |
He's not aging well. He's becoming a caricature of his former self.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 19, 2017 11:03 PM |
Mario is going dark for the next 5 days. How will we survive?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 24, 2017 3:49 AM |
I am half asleep and thought this thread was about Mario Cantone. I couldn't figure out with big deal was. Now I get it.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 24, 2017 4:01 AM |
"With big deal is" go back to sleep, snoozy.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 24, 2017 4:06 AM |
This wouldn't have happened if Dorothy Zbornak had been around.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 24, 2017 4:13 AM |
[quote] For years before I knew his name, I thought he was of South Pacific descent. Same as Phoebe Cates, who i later found out is Jewish
Phoebe Cates father is Jewish. Her mother is Chinese-Filipino and Russian
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 24, 2017 4:36 AM |
Pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 24, 2017 4:58 AM |
God you gays are supposed to know the gossip. Lainey Gossip at her now defunct SmutSmoiree LAINEY CONFIRMED IT WAS MARIO! deal with it , you non having gossips!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 24, 2017 5:35 AM |
What r44 said.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 24, 2017 8:51 AM |
hmmm bump
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 5, 2017 5:38 AM |
Probably his ex wife.
Payback time..........
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 5, 2017 5:45 AM |
The fact that he's a Republican is a turn off.
He even appeared on Mike Huckabee's show.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 5, 2017 5:46 AM |
Is....is...is his face getting HUGE or is it just me?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 5, 2017 5:51 AM |
r22, which always compounded my suspicion that he is a self-loathing closet case. They are usually OTT aggressive pussyhounds. Always found him completely sexless, actually.
Does he wear make-up all the time, or just for public events like in OP's picture?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 5, 2017 6:17 AM |
Hey guys, I am all man ... 100% heterosexual man.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 5, 2017 6:22 AM |
He doesn't backup to the cloud because he doesn't want those DICK pics leaking!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 5, 2017 7:04 AM |
^ of COURSE!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 5, 2017 1:47 PM |
R60 we can only hope that one day dick pics of his will be leaked. The day DL will crash and shutdown!
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 6, 2017 3:36 AM |
Is Lopez really that popular here, R62?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 6, 2017 5:40 AM |
The face is preserved but the neck is aging.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 6, 2017 10:03 AM |
Caeser's Palace spa is hot
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 6, 2017 11:24 AM |
R63 Maybe not now, but 10 years ago he used to be the talk of the town on DL. Before he had his gig at Extra and was married with kids, he used to be tabloid fodder. On about a weekly basis, he would tip off the paps to his whereabouts and would be photographed running or biking going commando in thin mesh shorts with his big dick and balls bouncing and swinging all over the place. He also used to frequently hit the beach in white trunks that became see through when wet. He had DLers foaming at the mouth. Those were the days.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 6, 2017 11:35 AM |
OP's picture is what I can't get over, I have always thought he was a good looking guy but it is not aging well.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 6, 2017 1:57 PM |
Is he Demi Moore's sister?
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 6, 2017 2:08 PM |
R67 Have you seen the average 43 year old guy? His face looks a bit off in the OP but he's definitely better than most
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 6, 2017 2:10 PM |
Talk about a click-bait headline!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 6, 2017 2:12 PM |
"Mario Lopez' Ass Salted at Las Vegas Spa" would be more fap-worthy.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 6, 2017 3:32 PM |
Never trusted him. He's very "rapey".
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 8, 2017 2:29 AM |
R73 He can rape me anytime he wants.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 8, 2017 2:37 AM |
As his career fades, which means as his looks fade, the GOP will court him to run for office. He'll be another Republican far right whore, to remain relevant.
I never could stand that asshole. He's a lousy actor and a publicity whore. He's so repulsive....
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 8, 2017 2:43 AM |
R33 did he put on underwear or was he letting that noodle swing free? How big were his balls? Do tell!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 1, 2018 9:49 PM |
Mario Lopez raped somebody and NBC covered it up
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 1, 2018 10:04 PM |
The only reason he was assaulted was because he hit on a straight guy in the locker room, and the guy wasnt having it.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 1, 2018 10:06 PM |
R75, don't be a bump bitch if there's nothing new going on.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 1, 2018 10:14 PM |
How has he remain exempt from the recent perv expulsion? He comes off as this wholesome, friendly guy but it’s a facade. I doubt the girls he raped during Saved by the Bell are his only victims.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 1, 2018 10:22 PM |
[quote]Another Trump supporter triggered by having to share the air with a wealthy Mexican?
That was my initial thought too, minus the wealthy part because how many people know who Mario Lopez is?
[quote]The fact that he's a Republican is a turn off. He even appeared on Mike Huckabee's show.
Yikes.
From R24's link:
[quote]“Well, let me clear it up. I wasn’t assaulted — my phone was assaulted,” he continued. “By the way, I would rather have been personally assaulted than my phone. It wouldn’t have been as inconvenient! My gosh, I had to go to Caesar’s Palace and get a new phone. It wasn’t backed up on iCloud — the whole thing is a nightmare dealing with it, in that sense.”
My gosh!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 1, 2018 10:22 PM |
R80 Because nobody cares about him. If he were in a popular show airing now then we'd see some grumbling going on. But as of 2017 the only thing of note he had going on was that dumbass Candy Crush show.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 1, 2018 10:30 PM |
He's getting fleshy in the face and his eyes are getting squinty. He'll look like Don Lemon soon.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 1, 2018 10:39 PM |
[quote]“Well, let me clear it up. I wasn’t assaulted — my phone was assaulted,” he continued. “By the way, I would rather have been personally assaulted than my phone. It wouldn’t have been as inconvenient! My gosh, I had to go to Caesar’s Palace and get a new phone. It wasn’t backed up on iCloud — the whole thing is a nightmare dealing with it, in that sense.”
"Oh, that—I am SO embarrassed! I fell getting on the bus and hit my eye on the fare box. Well, I felt like a DAMN FOOL!"
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 3, 2018 3:55 PM |
Funny how he's right-wing while the left has the likes of Ed Asner and Michael Moore.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 3, 2018 4:08 PM |
Pobrecita.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 3, 2018 7:38 PM |
R33 = misshelenbedd
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 3, 2018 8:03 PM |
R27 I hope you cherish that moment forever. Never forget!
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 4, 2018 2:17 AM |