What happened to Tom Cruise?

And your point is, OP?

......... besides the fact that you have a mega-crush on little Tommie.

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He looks fat. I am sure his body is toned and tweaked as much as can be, and post produced to near plasticity, but he looks like he is constantly pushing his outline heavily.

He will pretend to be boyish and SO!HAPPY until he publicly breaks a hip, or the blood transfusions no longer make him look near human.

But I'm still Perky!

Don't worry about Tom, he has his personal legion of Sea Org slaves to cater to his every need 24/7 while he recovers.

I thought that I read somewhere that he was back shooting in UK, I saw a pic and he didn't have any visible contraptions on his ankle. I have a feeling that he is well enough to shoot what they can get away with and he has some sort of cast that that they can easily cover. I have a feeling that the CGI budget for post production has had to be increased dramatically.

I hadn't read that the poor old loon was injured. That'll keep coming back to haunt him with ye olde arthritis. Dorian Gray has his comeuppance every time.

I still don't think he's straight or gay - extreme narcissists aren't either one. They're autosexual.

I don't understand why he's still considered a bankable, super star. Didn't his expiration date pass?

R1 You smoked me out. Yes it's me. I just want to stand beside my dear, little Tommy and hold his hand.

Maybe he's joined Mrs. Miscavige.

She's having her thetans waxed off.

according to Courtney B. Vance, his The Mummy costar, Cruise is [bold]recovering nicely and almost ready to head back to work[/bold]. Vance said:

[Tom] texted me about two days ago, he's doing well. He's coming back. I'm doing a little PT myself. I had a couple of knee operations, so he and I are going back and forth with our injuries.

R7 What does autosexual mean?

Tom fucks cars r13

:Auto," when used as part of a compound word, means self, R13.

he's nuts. and scary

Is she still able to put her legs in the air?

I'm watching Eyes Wide Shut. It's a great movie. Tom Cruise is not great. Right now he and Nicole are stoned and arguing about whether his doctor character wants to fuck his female patients. Nicole is hostile and her words are barbed. Tom is...acting. Visibly. He is acting very laboriously. Sigh.

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He's definitely losing his lustre...

His next role should be Wile E. Coyote.

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What about a late-career horror film?

Queen Tammy has returned to work.

Ass implants shifted. He’s getting them re-aligned.

he was cuter when he still had his snaggle teeth. he was human

R27 That wasn't human. That was a young man possessed by soul-depleting body thetans!!!

Yikes, he's had a lot of facial work done. It has yet to settle.

He's such a creepy little weirdo.

He doesnt look good

Maybe he could play Paddock but still, no motive.

It's hard being an ageing hottie. RDJ is in the same boat. Their movie star bankability has to attract young fraus. Lots of makeup and enhancements before they are camera-ready. Can barely take a spontaneous selfie.

Clooney has it easier. 20-somethings don't find him hot. He w Can wear his silver daddy mantle with ease.

Viggo is 58 and still looks good

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A lot of older women think RDJ is hot as fuck R33. My sister thinks he's sex on a stick. Rugged looking.

American Made: Budget $50m - Box Office $85m

Is it a flop?

R34 Viggo looks normal and natural as though he hasn't had any cosmetic surgery - and he looks great! The way to go. He's aging gracefully.

I think fillers or whatever Tom is doing to his face ruined his looks

The League of Gay Assassin's strikes very slowly sometimes.

Viggo is really hot looking.

Mads looks good he's 51

R37 : If his co-stars are young, he's young.

not sure why he hasn't gone back to doing more drama

Who's the villain on new mission impossible movie? Cavill?

from Reddit

Is it just me, or is Tom Cruise beginning to look like a middle aged lesbian?

Cavill? Is he in the new MI film? He cant act

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Creepy. He's ruining his face. It looks like he's seeing the same face wrecker as Liberace. That being said, do his eyes now stay open when he sleeps?

[quote]Is it just me, or is Tom Cruise beginning to look like a middle aged lesbian?

No kidding. He is beginning to bear a striking resemblance to my lesbian gym teacher from middle school.

Does he still see Suri whose first name was created out of his last name?

It appears that Tom is getting face work done in between filming every movie now.

I hope he has the same throat surgeon Joan Rivers used.

Tom and his mother, 2009

before starting to use cosmetic fillers?

Ugh. His off-centered tooth!

^ I had never noticed to his off-centered tooth before reading about it on net (few months ago) and now I can't help but notice

What happened to Tom Cruise? He made a deal with the devil to have his teeth fixed and now he is the lady in waiting at the Church of Scientology.

R58 I didn't notice his teeth myself too, until I read about it a while back.

I guess his face is just too objectively handsome/symmetrical that viewers are distracted away from his tooth. And I'm not even a fan of his.

More face work, and probably some ass implants to match his "infamous padded panties" shots. Or legal battles inside COS. I wish it were intensive therapy and a cover story for The Advocate.

his mother's got some choppers tho!

please have some respect for the dead

Angry little David Miscavige hits Tom's ass HARD, so he really needs the padding.

He's come pretty far for someone who actually sold their ass out on the streets.

^ You talking about Brad Pitt not Tom Cruise

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He died.

Tom Cruise is going to end up looking as horrible or WORSE than Robert Redford.

I predict worse because Tammy will insist on a "ageless" body as well.

US report: Tom Cruise 'lashes out at ex-wife Katie Holmes'

Katie is convinced that Tom is trying to derail her relationship.

BS

Tom before fillers

r71's pic is so, so gay.

were all his exes gay? double-bearding or one-sided?

I don't know about his sexuality but I know that his relationship with Kidman and Holmes was fake

I think Nicole is either asexual or a lesbian she looks asexual to me but I heard that she was out as a lesbian when she was teen so Idk she and Naomi Watts looked like a couple to me

and Katie is a lesbian she's now bearding for Jamie Foxx!

R71 I find his energy repulsive and always have, but I think he looks better in that photo than he usually does. If that’s him without fillers he should definitely let himself age.

R74 Kidman is with Keith Urban now who pings from the heavens.. so she's either a lesbian or, like you say, asexual. She's got that vibe but many closeted gay women give off an asexual vibe. Probably because they're trying to repress the gay vibes?

Naomi and her.. idk. Can imagine them hooking off in the past and staying close friends.

Keith Urban and his wig

[quote]Keith Urban now who pings from the heavens.

Yes I agree

[quote]many closeted gay women give off an asexual vibe. Probably because they're trying to repress the gay vibes?

I never had noticed that now I think to that I think you're right about the asexual vibe

[quote]Naomi and her.. idk. Can imagine them hooking off in the past and staying close friends.

Maybe

Nicole Kidman has always struck me as asexual, same as Oprah and Hillary Clinton. Some women just don't care for having sex, and are perfectly fine living their lives without it.

Isn't Clinton in relationship with Abedin?

Australian TV outed Kidman @ 0:19

Nicomi - Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Gallery

When these two are together they seem happy and in love

Guesss the broken leg is better

After escaping Tammy, Nic ran straight into the arms of Lenny (2001). Though they had become engaged to be married, it ended, badly: she was photographed straddling Q-tip at an NYC club, while he was photographed dirty dancing in Miami with the lovely young artist Isis Arruda.

Lenny is gay

Kidman is a professional beard!

Arsenio w/ Lenny Kravitz & Roxie Roker

R82 Female (best) friends are often very touchy-feely though. They've known each other for 20 years or so. All that hand-holding and cuddling on the carpet.. would they do this if they were fucking and closeted? Idk. IA that they might've hooked-up many years back & are still very close. But who knows. Watts got that gay jaw and she was quite convincing when she was all over Sophie Cookson in "Gypsy".

Tom is still hot. Smelly sweaty pits and tiny dingle.

What is gay jaw? asymmetrical jaw like Connelly and Watts or masculine jaw like Jolie and Chastain?

strong jawline, mainly. more sharp than soft. jolie and watts both got it. also the lesbian smirk.

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You know Tom had to shit after taking the full impact of that jump on his abdomen.

Jolie had jaw and chin implants her real jaw was wide but she did want a bigger jaw i don't get why a woman would want a masculine jaw and chin?

What is lesbian smirk?

R92 I'm well aware that the industry knows which is why I'm sure that all the "closeted" actresses and actors don't hold back behind the scenes. There is no need. But this - the red carpet - this is for OUR eyes and for the press. This is where the bearding happens and all the queens hang onto their beards. So yeah, I agree, they are closeted to us. So why would they do this in front of us then if they wanted this to stay a secret?

^ I agree with your post and I don't know the answer to your question

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He jumped the couch.

Funny how Tom hasn't publicly dated (or "dated") anyone in the 6 years since he and Katie got divorced.

R101 Why it's funny?

he's not that visible these days so he doesn't have to beard.

R99 R98 I got it like this

YES R104 Exactly.

Katie Holmes is lesbian smirking in so many pics

Kidman would also lesbian-smirk if she still could. Smirk.

and yet Kidman has NOTHING to do with the kids she adopted with cruise many years ago. I find that so bizarre. She is never asked about it either.

R107 Same for Angelina Jolie

R108 Not thanking her kids was a bad press for her so she decided to finally acknowledge her two other kids!

[bold]Nicole Kidman finally acknowledged her children with Tom Cruise at an awards show[/bold]

[quote]I want to thank all of my children who show me so much love.

R110 Doubt it was her being actively evil though. The kids are still with Scientology, she isn't allowed contact, they were made to ignore her existence.. God knows what that "church" would do if she ever attempted to see them or even speak about them.

^ She could say she thanks her children without mentioning Isabella and Conor's name but she didn't

At his level, he’s suppose to have complete mastery over matter, space, and time. What happened? Who is suppressing him? Is he a suppressive himself? It’s his fault. Tom, what are your crimes???

I want Tom to explain why he's not seeing Suri

I'm the same age as Tom just living check to check in obscurity, yet I sort of feel sorry for him. My relationships are real and authentic with my parents, family and friends, which is priceless.

Tom has lost his mind thanks to Scientology. He's a mental case. You gotta be batshit crazy to get involved with him.

I hope I live long enough to read the book that Suri will inevitably write.

would love to see him caught up in this ME TOO stuff!

I can't imagine Tom putting his hand anywhere near a pussy.

Isabella and the other one don't see Kidman because she is a Suppressive Person. I vaguely remember reading somewhere that Isabella stated she hates Kidman because of the SP thing.

I think I’ve read that here a couple of times, R120. They won’t see her.

Tom actually broke his ankle falling off Oprah’s couch

What was the final word regarding the break-up of the Cruise/Kidman marriage? I know about the 9 1/2 year scientology contract, but there was the huge rumor circulating that Nicole got pregnant by Ewan McGregor when they were filming Moulin Rouge and had a miscarriage. Did that really happen? or was it made up because that story was preferred to the Scientology one?

[quote]Nicole [bold]got pregnant by[/bold] Ewan McGregor when they were filming Moulin Rouge [bold]and had a miscarriage[/bold] Did that really happen?

No. That's just a rumor there's the exact same rumor about Kidman and Russell Crowe too.

R124 Are you sure somewhere in Australia there aren't two children being raised by Nicole's sister?

I don't think Kidman ever got pregnant in her life.

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That list is very interesting: Kidman, Holmes, Jolie, Jessica Biel, Kelly Preston, Eva Mendes, Kim K, ...

Only lesbians or beards

old news:

nicole and keith beard each other....

and they both wear wigs

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Is there verificatia that either Tammy or Brad Pitt ever porked a fish?

its scarey the pull that s...tology has in the show biz, and in the police dept, evid.

2 weird, surely someday their tax free status will be revoked.

and peace shall be restored to the realm

For an old guy he is holding up well

so the top row of his teeth...all caps? doesn't look bad.

vanilla sky was on cable today. he looked good in it.

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I don't know how, but Tom cloned himself with Suri. She is the living spit of him, down to the wonky teeth:

^ She's pretty

Not really. She's average looking, at best. Are you the same person trying to convince us that Soon Yi is also "pretty" on the Woody Allen thread?

R92 Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown were not a sham marriage

Isabella and Connor can go fuck themselves.

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Do you all remember the Oprah follow-up interview, the one where she went to his (now sold) house in Telluride? He was such a pissy bitch giving her the tour.

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[bold]Tom to Scientology: Enough is enough![/bold]

The A-list star is ready to choose Suri over his controversial religion.

According to a sensational report by Us publication The Star, Tom Cruise is prepared to leave his beloved, controversial religion, Scientology, for his 11-year-old daughter Suri.

The Hollywood A-lister, who has long been an advocate for the Church of Scientology, was MIA for the grand opening of a new super-centre in San Diego, leaving many to believe that the once devoted star is at war with church leaders.

An insider explosively told Star, 'Tom is the fiercest Scientologist on the planet, but it's beyond heartbreaking to be forced to cut ties with your child.'

Since his sudden split from actress Katie Holmes in 2012, Cruise has not seen his daughter due the secretive cult's alleged doctrine that requires members to 'disconnect' from family and friends who defect from the religion, The Star claims.

'Tom has reached the breaking point, and something has to give,' the inside spilled to the publication. 'If he wants her back, he'll have to walk away from the church, which has been a huge part of his life.'

'Leaving Scientology would be the toughest decision he'll ever have to make!' the source reveals.

The Star's bombshell report reveals that leaving the controversial faith comes with serious dangers for the star. Defectors sensationally claimed to the publication that if Cruise were to leave he would be 'harassed, hounded, slandered and sued' by the church.

'If Scientology declared open season on Tom, they could bury him,' a source fiercely reveals. 'They've probably got all sorts of dirt on him.'

Tom Cruise, who has long been a staunch defender of Scientology, has yet to respond to Star magazine’s sensational allegations.

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Is that Tom Cruise at OP's photo? He looks really different.

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