Mouth-wateringly hung Marine from Bravo's Below Deck. His star is rising almost as fast as my pants, but why is he not on Season 5?!
Any info on this beautiful man is appreciated.
And don't forget to say hi! He's extremely sweet. ;-)
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 6, 2017 2:43 AM |
Why doesn't he have pubic hair? Is he trying to tempt pedophiles?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 6, 2017 2:45 AM |
Maybe he's trying to make it look bigger. That's like trying to gild the lily.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 6, 2017 2:49 AM |
Yummy!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 6, 2017 2:52 AM |
That could feed *A LOT* of hungry little homosexuals.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 6, 2017 3:00 AM |
That naked peen looks ridiculous. What a waste of an otherwise perfect dick.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 6, 2017 3:46 AM |
How can someone that hot have such a boring Instagram?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 6, 2017 4:56 AM |
Delicious looking guy
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 6, 2017 5:08 AM |
Ugh, the shaved cock is gross.... Let the hair grow out and he'd be hot..
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 6, 2017 5:35 AM |
He's from a conservative Texas family but seems to be extremely sexual. He pinged on his two Below Deck appearances, despite Bravo's best efforts to portray him as a pussy hound. I can picture him wanking that untameable thick shaft on a daily basis. Yes, sir.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 6, 2017 5:47 AM |
He has the most luscious, kissable lips.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 6, 2017 5:51 AM |
Pencil dick, my partner is longer & twice as thick
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 6, 2017 5:54 AM |
WHO? Oh okay.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 6, 2017 6:17 AM |
Just watched BD S2 and went looking for this. Thank god for the datalounge!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 7, 2019 3:50 PM |
Poor thing needs to finish puberty
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 7, 2019 4:02 PM |
Kelly is such a tall hunk. Beautiful.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 7, 2019 4:22 PM |
Looks like Kelley has a youtube series (of course) about something like military man teaches men how to men? Has anyone seen it? I can't get over his new "unwashed chic" look, it's awful!
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 7, 2019 6:43 PM |
His dangus is nothing special.
It is shaved to make it look bigger.
And his dangus is UGLY. I hate dangai that are shaped like that.
No THANKS!
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 7, 2019 6:51 PM |
OK once again someone with three fucking names. Why can’t he just be Kelley Johnson? I wish these gays would stop adding middle names to seem more bougie.,
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 7, 2019 6:54 PM |
R10-You are 100% correct. Shaved pubic hair is not only pointless it's a TOTAL turnoff.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 7, 2019 6:56 PM |
Bald pubes is such a bad look on a man.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 7, 2019 6:58 PM |
What a fun thread. I can't believe it this close to turning into a debate about shaved pubes.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 7, 2019 7:25 PM |
I think he looks great pubes or not in the photos. Not as much in his current photos.
The link preview photo below is out of date I think.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 7, 2019 8:30 PM |
Andy Cohen's new Manny (with benefits)
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 7, 2019 9:08 PM |
Beautiful hairless coin slot with light pink ridges
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 7, 2019 9:27 PM |
Boss
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 7, 2019 9:52 PM |
Here he is looking homeless and unwashed. I want upper-class preppy kelley back, not the lower-class fisherman kelley he's giving us right now.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 7, 2019 10:00 PM |
Its funny, If he has ball hair and pubes, AND looks like he does in R28-
I would TAKE THAT MEAT TO THE BASE!!!!! (Even though the shape is ugly. I'll close my eyes)
However, if he is still clean cut and has that hairless DINGUS, I WILL PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 7, 2019 10:04 PM |
r29 If your type is hairy and homeless then you must LOVE Seattle!
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 7, 2019 10:07 PM |