Joel Osteen's Cute Son Jonathan

What is this? Datalounge/4-chan gloats about homophobic televangelists now? FF'd.

Gay man: Hitler's son is so cute. Hitler's son!

Jonathan isn't a televangelist. Since when do we condemn sons for the sins of their fathers?

Blocked.

Kid isn't cute

R3 He sure likes taking papa's grifter cash.

I doubt he'll ever come out; the father or the son.

He looks nothing like osteen is the Osteen's milkman latino?

He's adorbs.

Victoria got some 'splanin' to do!

"Family" based on what?

Look at him. He's gay.

I made him in my own image.

He gave birth?

R11 He definitely has a gay smile.

He looks really exotic. And not southern white like his parents.

His mother's hair looks dyed. Other than that, they're practically identical.

Osteen has a long horse face with pointy features and this kid has a round face with rounded features, and is several shades darker than both parents...

I don't know why those against Joel Osteen are hating on this. You should be thrilled that he's got a gay son in the closet. If you hate Joel, what could be better than pounding his son in the ass?

Sorry, their bogus beliefs and indulgent lifestyle paid for by poor people makes them both extremely unattractive to me.

Jonathan didn't ask for this. He was born into it. That's like saying the child of a mob boss who went to college and never committed a crime should be persecuted for growing up in their father's suburban home.

Yeah, I hope he is. Would love to see what Elmer Gantry makes of it.

Our definitions of cute and adorable vary widely.

R18 makes hate instead of love.

[quote] That's like saying the child of a mob boss who went to college and never committed a crime should be persecuted for growing up in their father's suburban home.

I see a movie in that.

Cookies!

Is he what is called "adjacent" on DL? He looks like Jesse Metcalfe.

[quote] jonathanosteenDear Parker... Happy Birthday, my tiny friend. We're both older brothers, we like fruit snacks, and we have very similar tastes in music- Coldplay, Justin Bieber, the Tarzan Soundtrack- that's probably why we get along so well. Anyway, when you're old enough to have Instagram you'll see this, but for now just enjoy being 3. Love, uncle JO

Everyone needs a gay uncle.

R23, no, I want to make love to Jonathan in the missionary position.

R22 when his 22yo ass stepped on that church stage and grabbed a mic, he asked for it. "The mob boss's son just executed Vinny!!!" "It's okay, he knows no better, he was born into!"

*R20

Cute. I'd bend him over the arm of a sofa and split him open like a ripe melon. Oh yes I would!

R32.

For those wondering where he gets his looks from.

R34 making the handsign of the Devil

Sort of reminds me of DL twink icon Manolo Vergara.

Joel Osteen look like a Martin Short character from SCTV.

This where he got his looks from.

Lmao

He does look gay, but he will end up in some Michele/Marcus Bachmann type marriage, advocating conversion therapy.

[quote] For those wondering where he gets his looks from.

He may look like his mom but he sure as hell doesn't look like his father. R38 is kidding but there seems to be a slight possibility.

Unless he meets the right man who turns him out properly. So far I see no signs of bearding, so he's holding out for now.

Osteen is Jewish. Name used to be Orelstein and he was born in Brooklyn.

That said. I don't kmow why his son is Latino.

R43 looks just like the half white/half mexican guys at my school.

The daughter looks like osteen though poor girl got his long face, and pointy nose and chin.

Found this in another thread:

[QUOTE]I wasn't a waiter, but when I was a manager of a frozen yogurt shop in Houston, Joel Osteen came in with his family. It was him, his wife, his son, and his daughter. His wife and daughter went over to the machines to get yogurt while he and his son went to sit over in a little sitting area we had to wait for them. While he was staring out the window and the wife and daughter were distracted with yogurt, his son spent most of the time waiting giving me flirty looks.

[QUOTE]I'm a guy.

Is he cut or uncut?

According to Wikipedia, both Joel and his father were born in Texas. I don't know where the information that they are Jews from Brooklyn came from?

Not cute, but he'll be popular

R41, I was not.

After this thread, he or his father's people will set his Instagram profile to private in how long?

Is he open and receptive unlike his father's church?

wow, isn't the wife is blonde or is she a fake blonde?

It's a turnoff that he's living off his daddys con game. There's a 90% chance he marries a woman, straight or gay

R34 ok they both look human but that's where the resemblance ends.

R55, look at the nose and eyes. Exactly the same.

They could be mother and son, R55 R56

[QUOTE]Osteen has a long horse face with pointy features and this kid has a round face with rounded features, and is several shades darker than both parents...

Mom has a round face with rounded features. And he's darker than them because he's a fucking kid who actually spends time outside while the Osteens only see the sun when they're walking back and forth to their Bentleys. You know women her age hate being in the sun.

Why do they all have to make the Devil hand sign? Make you wonder if the conspiracy nuts are right!

Victoria Osteen was born Victoria Iloff in Huntsville, Alabama. She lived near Marshall Space Flight Center where her father, Donald Iloff – a mathematician with General Electric – was a member of GE’s Saturn rocket project team led by German rocket scientist Wernher von Braun.

R58 that family picture is super creepy, sexually

R48, aren't you familiar with FAKE NEWS by now?

Joel Osteen reminds me of Littlefinger on Game of Thrones. I don't know why.

He calls himself Uncle JO?! The jokes write themselves! He may already be a Datalounger!

Here's a tip to Jonathan, stop smiling so much or you'll turn into your old man.

It's JO, R65.

I think he looks so cute when he smiles.

His father notwithstanding, he's a cute kid.

He's got a Tay-Tay Lautnerish face, but I'd fuck him.

I think R38, is on to something. Or he may be adopted.

He's not adopted, wtf. Maybe his mom slept around but he clearly looks like her at least.

VIctoria has had some latin "leche" in her stinky pussy.....

That's not a Satanic sign. It's American Sign Language for "I love you".

I think this kid is very good looking. I wonder if his mother is part hispanic, and perhaps she looks very white because she stays out of the sun. I think this is Joel's kid. because of the shape of the eyes and eyebrows. Also the arch of his upper teeth is narrow. I think what's throwing us off is that we're seeing either Mom or Dad's original nose. One or both of those parents had that nose before they went under the knife.

Where are the nudes?

I'll have plenty soon as I can find him and get my hands on that sweet lil twink booty.

That is not his son... someone needs to have a DNA test done....🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

His daddy is big on swinging, and he's forced the wife to go along with it. As some club. (Masks and all, but people know who us is.)

Jonathan looks very special. Like the genes took a trip to Mongolia via Old Mexico.

[quote] That is not his son... someone needs to have a DNA test done.

Why do you think that?

[quote] As some club. (Masks and all, but people know who us is.)

?

Done with all these Joel threads.

[quote] Jonathan Osteen Philippians 4:5 (MSG)

Well he says he's from the Philippines and eats MSG, so he must be Oriental.

[quote] Done with all these Joel threads.

After this post?

Ok, ok. As much as I loathe the Osteens, it's pretty clear that they're doing the Hook 'Em Horns sign, which I'm assuming Jonathan graduated from UT Austin.

R83 good one! Lol

R84, is correct. Osteen got a lot of flack online at the time for the pictures and articles were written about it.

Jonathan indeed graduated from UT Austin a few months ago, which is where this pic was taken.

As well as this one.

What a welcoming gay gesture at R88.

Weird devil-worshipping swingers.

Could Jonathan Osteen be the next DL obsession?

They certainly corner the market on gums.

Do you think he will figure out his instagram was linked on DL?

[QUOTE]Could Jonathan Osteen be the next DL obsession?

Nah, unfortunately. He appears to be a fairly private person. There's like 10 pics of him available online, his Instagram has more pics of other people and things than himself. He hasn't posted on Twitter in like a year. There's nothing to feed on.

Is this him?

[quote] Could Jonathan Osteen be the next DL obsession?

I hope so.

[quote] Is this him?

No, R95. Ignore the caption that has him name on it below the video.

Yes, that's my baby.

Joel, is that you at R98?

The purest example of gayface I've ever seen.

Each of their mouths was made for sucking girthy cock.

[quote]He does look gay

He'll look gay when we eventually see him face down on a mattress in some low-rent bareback porn.

Is that him singing at R95?

[quote] Is that him singing at R95?

No, R103, Ignore the caption that has him name on it below the video.

[quote] Is that him singing at R95?

No, [R103], Ignore the caption that has his name below the video.

R104 So you said, Dorothy, in R97.

There must be people making posts who I've blocked. I don't see anything between 103 and 106.

But yes, R97 and R104 are lying. That's Jonathan singing in R95's post.

R107, I take it mild sarcasm is somewhat beyond you when you read R96 and R107. It's obvious it's him as the caption says so. What's more baffling is that R95 and R103 can't seem to read it while watching the video. Perhaps they're too enraptured by his beauty, singing voice and/or racial ambiguity.

Please , he's not cute and not even fuckable when one can see the writing on the wall. He's going to join the ranks of gay bashing gay grifter preachers with wife and kids.

Squinty eyes and toothy smile in a too wide face don't add up to cute. Also, doesn't look related to Joel at all...

He looks like the mother. The girl looks like Joel.

Cute boy bump.

He looks better in the singing video than in the photos.

What did he major in at UT?

Victoria looks just like those women who are pleasant and nice most of the time, but turn into monsters when they don't get what they want. Joel is probably pussy-whipped. He seems the type.

R115 Victoria is a dirty cunt slut! She has roast beef curtains for pussy lips-currently under rejuvenation.

He received his BA in Grifting.

R116, don't talk about my fucking future mother-in-law like that.

R118 I'm sure her spawn's asshole is no better, as it was prolapsed by some Football Players at UT.

Lies. He's a virgin. He's waiting for marriage. He's waiting for me.

[quote] I'm sure her spawn's asshole is no better, as it was prolapsed by some Football Players at UT.

As hers was by a Mexican gardener's girthy, dark pinga.

R119, why did you capitalize "football players"?

R122 I was waiting here you. Take me now!

He's a whore, yes I'm actually calling him a whore....you guys will find out soon enough.

All bottoms are whores darling!

You know how on grindr you can tell when a guy is a bottom just by looking at their photo ( before scrolling down and seeing their position and it is actually a bottom) that's our Jonathan.

I'm dying inside at the sight of all those massed thousands in R95 straining to feign that he has the smallest modicum of musical talent.

Or to feign that the "god" they're worshipping would condone their behavior.

Did Joel's wife sleep with the help?

R129, see R38.

Note to religious figures with a public profile , don't call your sons Jonathan . They will turn out gay .

Today's Osteen Ferrari thread reminded me of his son "Uncle JO".

That is not his biological son.

[quote] That is not his biological son.

Why do you say that? Perhaps it's a case for Maury Povich.

They both look like creeps.

[quote]cutie pie

Pussy.

[quote]"Family" based on what?

Based on the fact that OP is retarded, R10.

Still no sign of a girlfriend.

Do we need this on the heels of the Christian baker ruling?

Not cute a bit too neanderthal.

He has gay smile.

He’ll come out one of these days.

Stone him

That backdrop in those graduation pics!! That's the UT Tower made infamous by one of this country's most gruesome campus rifle mass murders. Charles Whitman killed 17 that 1966 day in Austin, most from that tower's observation deck, many mere yards from where those pics were taken.

Re: 145, see posts 88 & 101.

Joel is totally the latently gay step-dad to Jonathan's closted gay Puerto Rican step-son

His gums look a little inflamed

The missing Jonas brother.

[quote] The missing Jonas brother.

Why do you say that?

Who’s the father?

He and little John Pence would be a match made in conservative repressed homosexual heaven.

Oh God (no pun intended), looks like he’s following in daddy’s footsteps.

He looks ethnically like one of the Jonas Brothers - Joe I think - who looks more Latino than not... Maybe it's Joel Osteen's stepson?

Ohhh the mother is Latina. Gotcha

The son can hook up with Mike Pence's nephew. Then afterwards they can both get on their knees and pray.

I don’t see any indication that the mom is Latina.

He must’ve been adopted. That’s the only explanation...

Is he adopted? No way in hell Osteen and that harpy wife of his produced this boy. He's definitely got some sort of different ethnicity than his parents. Did Joel screw one of their Latina maids?

He looks like his father though.

“Adopted.” He’s literally his mother with a mustache.

Working that prosperity gospel scam like a pro, I see.

Is he out yet?

God. I'd give him the bone. Hope he doesn't look like a creepy skeleton freak when he is his 'dad's' age

This would be a great win for our team. Come on, DL, investigate this NOW!

ughh kill it with fire, it has taylor lautner’s alpaca face/nose

Did his mother fuck the Latino gardener at or around the same time she fucked Joel and claim the baby was Joel’s?

Does he have lisp or bad veneers cuz he said funny every time he said anything with an S in it.

The mom is a raging cunt.

Back when they used to fly commercial, she was horrible to a flight attendant on the way to Vail to ski. Demanding and rude.

Is it me? I don’t see a resemblance to the Dad.

R173 In fairness, Joel has had so much plastic surgery he doesn't have a resemblance to himself anymore.

I think he's very attractive. He looks way more like his mother than he does his father. And yeah, he's got a lisp of sorts. It's not the sibilant S that you'll hear in gay voice though... you know what it is? It's like he's trained himself to get rid of the gay voice S, and it's coming out a little more harsh and fuzzy.

[quote] [R173] In fairness, Joel has had so much plastic surgery he doesn't have a resemblance to himself anymore.

Really?

Even with the nose job he doesn't look much different.

In the coming revolution, this assclown and his entire grifting family will be strung up by their feet and left to rot in the nearest town square, along with a lot of other "religious" scoundrels and con artists.

They won’t be touching my baby Jonathan. I’ll kill anyone who tries to harm him.

Looks like he’s reluctantly stepping into Joel’s shoes after failing to find his own path. He’ll need a beard soon. But he’s clearly gay.

[QUOTE]"I didn't think this is something that necessarily I would step into," said Jonathan. "I was open to it, but I don't know. I mean, I was raised here at Lakewood, and I'll be here the rest of my life. So, it just naturally started to occur that I got more involved and here I am today," he said.

[QUOTE]”I'm not the most exciting person," said Jonathan. "I love to just hang at home. We just got two new puppies for Christmas, so right now, I'm pretty much spending all my time playing with them in the backyard, spending time with family. I love to go to the movies."

[QUOTE]Jonathan is one laid back guy, even in the way he dresses. "I prefer casual as much as I can," he said. "My mom actually helps me dress pretty often. She's got a great fashion sense."

I love his eyebrows

Mom’s got great fashion sense, but no explanation for this 70’s porn moustache?

R48 there is a well known troll on this site who often posts false information about celebrities.

Joel Osteen

The pornstache is nice. Why isn't he dating or already married? Evangelical youth tend to hitch up pretty quickly. He's at home playing with dogs and going to the movies and having his mom dress him? What's the deal there?

What’s the deal? He’s a closeted gay man trying to suppress his same sex desires. Everyone who’s been there knows what he’s going through.

There’s no way that’s his kid. My moneys on the pool boy.

Wow, that sermon, just a few minutes in and it was like he took every cliche from a pastoral speech and formed a speech from it. I know he's probably new but it sounds forced, like deep down he doesn't want to be there. Or maybe that's just because I can't help but imagine the at-home drama of Joel screaming "I won't have a fag son!". Even the interview text posted above made it sound like he was reluctant. Like "well yeah it was always an option to be a pastor, but I was kind of hoping anything else would come along... But mom and dad are ready to cut me off if I don't join and my makeup line didn't work out so..."

Also hilarious, they show the audience from the side at 3:08. Lady in the blue at the bottom is blantly on her phone, and then i noticed so is the guy in front of her and at least one in row behind her too. I mean it's to be expected, but still- aren't they 'worshippers'? You'd think their dedicated flock would hang on his every word, but then again he's just the boss's kid with a weird lisp.

He's a handsome, young Christian man. Like his father and grandfather before him, he will take a wife and assume the role of lead Pastor at Lakewood Church. His life is already decided. Good for him if he grows to love what he'll be doing in the future. It's the family business.

R191 I didn't notice it at 3:08 but I did notice it later in the video, but at that point they were showing the audience or "congregation", and he was getting ready to quote scripture. At most of these mega churches like Lakewood, no one brings a Bible with them anymore, nor are they provided, most people use Bible apps on their phones. They also take notes on their phone about the sermon.

Also, I agree that is one weird lisp. I don't think I've ever heard one like it. It is like he goes into some sort of vocal fry every time he needs to make an "s" sound. I couldn't listen to the whole video because his lisp is so annoying. I predict that if he takes over the pulpit, fulltime, Lakewood's attendance will plummet.

I suspect he is gay and if so, he is in a tough spot. Either he doesnt come out, or if he is smart, he would get the hell out of houston and move to LA or NY, etc and start a new life.

Two years after and 200 posts...still no proof. Me thinks this dog don’t hunt

What blares when Jonathan's driving alone

I like you, R196.

Did he have a makeup line?

[quote] There’s no way that’s his kid. My moneys on the pool boy

Why don’t you think he’s his kid?

Wasn’t daddy hanging with the Cockgobbler?

The FUCK? He looks like every school shooter that I've seen on the news.