I am René Auberjonois' blow dried hair
I am Darlanne Fleugel and I am stunning. DeNiro wants me.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 5, 2017 12:17 AM |
" . . . If you're not a horny creep, leave a message after the beep!"
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 5, 2017 12:23 AM |
I am Tommy Lee Jones, still young and handsome, undamaged by the ravages of time.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 5, 2017 12:29 AM |
I am Brad Dourif's knife.
I cut rope and shit.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 5, 2017 12:33 AM |
I am the 18 year old gayling who decided to major in fashion design after watching both this movie and Mahogany. I spent the last 20 years working in HR
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 5, 2017 12:35 AM |
I'm Barbra, standing in the shadows because I declined to star in the film:
"Producer Jon Peters, who was dating Barbra Streisand at the time, bought the screenplay as a starring vehicle for the actress, but Streisand eventually decided not to take the role because of "the kinky nature of the story," as Peters later explained. As a result, the role went to Dunaway"
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 5, 2017 12:36 AM |
I'm Faye's oversized winter coats that make her look like a frau visiting Manhattan from Staten Island instead of a cosmopolitan high fashion photographer.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 5, 2017 12:41 AM |
I'm Tommy Lee Jones' moonscaped face, even more pronounced on his younger skin.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 5, 2017 12:42 AM |
I'm the one semi-hot male model in the entire movie.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 5, 2017 12:50 AM |
I am Jim Devine the aforementioned model, I was a top Elite model in 1978 . Am I still alive ? NY DL's anyone know him?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 5, 2017 12:58 AM |
I am the nice apartments , that no one can afford nowadays .
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 5, 2017 1:19 AM |
I'm Laura's "Electric" premonitions!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 5, 2017 1:36 AM |
I'm an an instant star of the world of CHIC!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 5, 2017 1:38 AM |
I'm Streisand singing the theme song which is really rather cool and eerie.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 5, 2017 1:40 AM |
I'm Raul Julia who temperamentally and inexplicably demanded to be billed only as R.J.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 5, 2017 1:42 AM |
when I was a kid some of the older high school guys had hair like that r17. I never understood how they got it to look that way.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 5, 2017 1:44 AM |
The ONLY thing I remember from the movie was a long....LONG-LONG-LONG! wool scarf she had draped around her neck and she was running across a street and that damn (L O N G!) scarf looked really...stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 5, 2017 1:47 AM |
I'm the color brown...and I'm EVERYWHERE!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 6, 2017 1:10 AM |
I'm the lack of homeless people in the alleys and side streets that she runs through
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 6, 2017 1:11 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 26, 2017 6:55 AM |
Everything was brown/beige in the 70s.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 26, 2017 7:00 AM |
We are Janice Dickinson and Sterling St Jacques moving and grooving to Michael Zager Band's infectious LET'S ALL CHANT while Jim Devine plays dead.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 26, 2017 7:09 AM |
I’m John Carpenter (yes, that John Carpenter) who wrote the original version of the screenplay before Jon Peters “influenced” it and the rest of the chaotic production.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 28, 2020 7:25 AM |
I'm the crashed car on fire in that staged Faye photo shoot.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 28, 2020 8:51 AM |
I’m Helmet Newton. I took the fetishy photos Faye pretends to in the film. I’m not a little homosexual boy!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 28, 2020 9:54 AM |
I'm the bad reviews, though Pauline Kael like the film.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 28, 2020 10:02 AM |