Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander set to marry in Ibiza - Tabloid reports

Ibiza - sounds tacky. I have to say, while I have no strong opinion on the matter, I figured they'd break up after that Lifetime movie they made flopped, but sounds like they are still going strong.

Get that big dick, girl.

Oh I didn't know he was rumored to have a big manhood! [R2]

When he was up for an Oscar for "Shame" his big dick was all everyone talked about.

Oh my thank you [R4] God I'd love to touch that beautiful big thing and put a smile on his face!

OP just think of this as a minor setback.

[R6] At the moment all I am thinking about is how unminor and indeed very major his manhood is in that photo! 😍

He is gross, she definitely could do better.

[quote]Ibiza - sounds tacky.

I agree.

There's some nice posh upmarket parts of Ibiza. I wouldn't automatically describe it as tacky.

tripping balls at your wedding surrounded by lobster-tan euro trash IS tacky

I thought he was gay or least thats what DL told me

He looks old enough to be her father, she could definitely do way better.

I hope she can take a punch. He likes to beat his women, and not with his dick.

Gross and thirsty

There's something about him I don't like.

To this day, I don't see what's so impressive about his dick. He also looks like he smells.

Isn't Alicia one of "The Harvey Girls"? I thought she was contractually obligated to suck Weinstein's cock for at least another year for getting her that undeserved Oscar.

R17 Harvey had nothing to do with her Oscar win. Danish Girl was released by Focus.

I don't think that they are going to get married. Fassbender by all accounts is a slut, a raging alcoholic and has rumours about domestic violence too. People are actually surprised that there haven't been leaks about him getting treatment for STDs like Chris Evans.

Sluts get married too!! [R19]

I always thought it was a bad showmance.

She's 100% gay by all reports.

I thought he was exclusively into black chicks?

German below the waist, Irish above.

Yeah, this one'll last.

There was a rumor Weinstein organized the relationship for that woeful Oscar bait move they made. Lights between Oceans or something.

R26 Harvey had nothing to do with that movie.

I had that body and dick

They're not getting married.

You sound cynical [R25]!

Who gets married in Ibiza? Nobody.

Only trash gets married in Ibiza.

Nouveau riche.

Is Michael intact? I can't tell.

I've always heard rumors that this is a faked-up PR relationship.

Presumably concocted because he would like the world and any potential employers to think of him as stable, rather than a drunken slut, and her... she must have something to hide if she's willing to go along with this. My presumption is a married man or men, but I suppose she could be gay. Pingless, though.

Michael is beautiful. So is his penis.

R11 I don't think anyone here has ever said that Fassbender is gay. Maybe it's your automatic reaction to any discussion a celebrity you don't want to be gay.

She could do better, to be honest.

As in richer, stable, without a history of beating his black ex-girlfriend...

What R19, and particularly what R21 and R25 said. If they do marry, I predict that they will separate and divorce rather quickly.

[quote]She could do better, to be honest.

Fassbender has that sexy bad boy vibe and throws a mean fuck. The appeal is obvious.

Ibiza? LOL. Drunk Brit and Irish tourist trash are the only people who visit that shit-hole. Are they flying Ryan Air? Isn't he supposed to be, um, somewhat 'physical' with his partners?

I guess they actually went through with it.

Really [42]? A few Americans have been spotted in Ibiza including Paris Hilton djing, Lindsay Lohan recuperating and sexy Swedish DJ Popstar Basshunter bedding many a holidaymaker!

All examples of society's finest, R44!

i can't stand her

Interesting timing.

Has she been in a lot of Weinstein films? Has he done something he wants to distract the public from, any drunken shenanigans or anything?

Hmm, Ibiza still seems pretty tacky to me, but mazel tov to the happy couple!

You could be onto something, R48, but probably not. Like Weinstein, the rumours of Fassbender's abuse are all over the internet but whether it's tacky to marry in Ibiza is way, way more important.

[quote]She's 100% gay by all reports.

Hmm. There be something to this. Because if they were [italic]really[/italic] fucking she'd be using a wheelchair--or crutches, at least.

He has really nice legs.

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He has nice everything r51. Fassbender is walking sex.

Feet are a little small, but I guess that doesn't always turn out to be an indicator of everything...

His ASS hanging off the side of a boat in that horrible psychiatrist movie he did with Viggo Mortensen was the only reason to see that film.

They deserve each other.

Yes, boys--we fucked.

you and me both, R46. I'll never forgive her the dreadful films she's made. She sucks the life out of any scene she's in.

She was miscast in The Danish Girl--and HORRIBLY wigged, but The Light Between Oceans was very good.

Hope she enjoys being beat up.

She should learn about his Irish heritage!

You in danger, gurl! I don’t get his appeal at all. He looks like the dirty smelly brute he is, with nicotine stained teeth and violent streak. Some women like that, though.

But anyway, I thought this was a PR relationship.

He's had some serious cosmetic dental work done since that pic above-thread circulated online; presumably because of it.

R62 u seriously don't get his appeal ?

Tell me about it, r64.

I'm as straight as they come-no homo!--but even I wouldn't pass up the chance to sit on, or lovingly mouth-massage that beautiful dick--on general principle!

He looks like a madman (especially when he smiles - like a snake) and she is so bland.

Fassbender radiates sex appeal r62 (and not JUST because of his larger than average cock)

He just has this sexy, bad boy virility.

What is it the gays say, "I need him inside me deeply?"

Yeah. That's it.

Seriously people, how many of you have traveled to Ibiza? It’s actually a really beautiful place minus some of the Brits that travel there. Ibiza has a gorgeous coastline and secret coves to go scuba diving. But my favorite place was Formentera just a ferry ride away from Ibiza....absolutely stunning!!

R69, it is quite beautiful despite its trashy rep. But it's also a really odd choice for such a "private" couple to be papped first vacationing in and then getting married after all the details were leaked to the tabloid press.

It would make for some interesting speculation especially re the timing with the Weinstein scandal, but in the end it's just all kind of boring PR shenanigans.

They're probably annoyed that the Weinstein story blew up their chance for a good payout.

"It’s actually a really beautiful place minus some of the Brits that travel there. " Yes, indeed, so many places are beautiful, only to be trashed by tourist who comes to party / drink / fuck in public / vomit (not always in that order). The trouble started the minute Spain decided to be a tourist spot for British "youth", who doesn't mixed up very well with the families who want to enjoy the same place.

It's kind of funny that Brits have such a bad reputation now in mainland Europe. It's even worse than Americans!

[quote]It's kind of funny that Brits have such a bad reputation now in mainland Europe. It's even worse than Americans!

Americans are a large ocean away. Low cost airlines mean it is easy for all sorts of Brits hop to all these places, and that brings are very drunk and obnoxious crowd.

Over 100 million Americans have passports, R75, but you're probably right, it is easier for Brits to hop over to the mainland and back. I have read also that it's the low cost airlines that are causing the overflow of tourists to places like Italy that are driving out the locals.

All you dreaming about his huge dick realise he has a raging coke habit right? Having fucked a few cokeheads in my day, its not fun.

That explains how he dropped the baby weight and has abs now!

[R69], it is quite beautiful despite its trashy rep. But it's also a really odd choice for such a "private" couple to be papped first vacationing in and then getting married after all the details were leaked to the tabloid press.

It would make for some interesting speculation especially re the timing with the Weinstein scandal, but in the end it's just all kind of boring PR shenanigans.

I agree; while it's not as flashy as the whole Goorge Clooney/Huma spectacle, it does seems like odd behavior from otherwise low key people - like they wanted to be spotted rather than just enjoying a quiet, private day. I always thought the way JFK Jr did it - release one lovely picture - was very tasteful and elegant.

Anyone who thinks OP's photo of a semi is huge must come from tinymeatland

[quote]It would make for some interesting speculation especially re the timing with the Weinstein scandal, but in the end it's just all kind of boring PR shenanigans.

He’s got a movie coming out this Friday. That’s the reason.

Whatever. He’ll still fuck around and they’ll be divorced in under two years.

Alicia can use that dong for a balance beam--or a pommel horse.

Methinks this marriage is all about high-level gymnastic training for the next Olympic Games.

Lol r82

R33. Yes, Michael Fassbender's penis is intact.

Truly disgusting when a smelly stinkfish captures a hot man.

Did he bulk up? He looks more muscular on those boat pics than in any of his previous films.

Damn that lucky bitch getting her uterus punctured by his massive schlong.

ibiza = euro trash capital of the world.

I saw her body in that robot movie, cant remember the name...I wonder if that was really her, she looks like a fucking teenage boy. no way that was an adult woman's body.

she is so flat and I hate her voice.

Is this a business arrangement?

[quote]He’ll still fuck around and they’ll be divorced in under two years.

Agreed. I can't really buy that he has given up his preference for lovely mixed race 'exotic' women. He'll be back out there banging around in no time.

What with the rumors about his drinking, I wonder how much use that big dong of his is?

And R88, she seems to be a bit "mixed" herself, not that I believe this is a real relationship.

R89, agree that there's something else in there besides Swedish, but I'm sure most people who look at her don't even see it. Compared to most of his other women, she's snow white.

She has the body of a boy.

R81, is that why he skipped the premiere and basically stopped promoting it? This private secret we all know about is going to do all the heavy lifting?

Fassbender's "Snowman" movie is getting horrendous reviews.

R91 yes, a little twink boy in fact

I see the Fassy Crazy Brigade found this place...

Get bitter elsewhere, losers.

The robot movie was "Ex Machina," and agree that Alicia has a strain of something not quite completely "white" running through her bloodstream.

Quick shutter flash photo in a relatively darkened room.

(Also probably high as a fucking kite.)

Ah. Wrong thread.

He's a very fortunate man. I think she's hot. Her taint and arsehole probably tastes like a jolly rancher.

[quote]Her taint and arsehole probably tastes like a jolly rancher.

You sir (or madam), have just coined my favorite metaphor of all time. My thanks.

Agree with r91/r94, Vikander has cute enough face but zero body, not of that feminine sexiness in her form.

Or would it technically be an allegory?

Shit. And I can tell by your "arsehole" that you are a Brit.

This is definitely what you call a "boyish figure".

"Boyish" for sure. She may be the only woman out there with "cum-gutters."

Blind Gossip: The New Bogey and Bacall.

Interesting, r105. What's striking about that situation is the apparent will of the unnamed (but presumably Harvey Weinstein) producer: it all boils down to the wholesale manipulation of two people--as if they were simply pawns on a chessboard.

How typical.

I'm not one to give much credit to blind items, but if by some small chance the story at R105 is true, these are 2 of the most pathetic people ever.

Except the movie they did together - The Light Between Oceans, was not a Harvey production. And neither was The Danish Girl, which she won her Oscar for.

So why exactly would Harvey have any interest in this coupling?

Interesting blind item, R105.

If it's true (big "if"), I want to know what "producer" was getting from "Bogey" in exchange for all this support and promised leading roles. Surely he wouldn't promise that much to a guy who wasn't doing anything for him but being a public escort for his mistress?

We had a thread two years ago about a blind item that we all thought was HW, Vikander and Fassbender.

Rumours about them being in a pr-relationship in order to shut down the rumours about her sucking Heavey's cock and him being a manwhore/abuser/alcoholic have been around forever. Also rumours about him behaving violent when being too drunk to get it up.

Well, since "Heavy's" marriage just blew all to shit, it's ironic that this prolonged fakery may have been for naught--and that Fassbender and Vikander happen to tie the knot right in the middle of it, is icing on the cake.

Who knows? Maybe Michael and Alicia developed a real bond; I may be in the minority here, but I thought they were very good together in The Light Between Oceans. Fassbender hasn't even hit his stride yet (hopefully he won't drug-derail) and Vikander is exactly the result one would expect when a talented actress is backed by a powerful patron greasing the wheels.

R11 Bi at the very least.

Uncut with a foreskin the size of a squid out of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

I think she's even more beautiful than he is.

I don't care much for Fassbender but I find Alicia staggering. Loved her in everything she's been in save for maybe the borderline-unwatchable Bourne 5. She won the Oscar for the wrong movie, though. Her work in 'Ex Machina' was truly something special.

Staggering? Really?? She was utterly dull and lifeless in A Royal Affair; I guess playing an android wouldn’t be much of a stretch.

Never heard of her having a drug problem, though many of the comments on the blind item link reference it. Anyone know about that?

Hmm. The rumors that she is gay actually lend credence to the whole Harvey-engineered fauxmance with Fassbender. It means that her sexual arrangement with Whalestein is essentially "straight for pay"--and what better way to prevent her from losing her heart to another woman than forcing her into a very PR-restrictive straight relationship/marriage?

Meanwhile, Harvey gets to call all the shots in her life and career for as long as he wants. And as far as Alicia being an unwilling partner in all of this, isn't that a standard feature of Harvey's assignations? Asia Argento helped to get the ball rolling with her story, but less well-known is the fact that she went on (after the alleged rape) to have a sexual relationship with HW lasting five years. Think about that. And Argento is hardly a "name" actress; she sucked a lot of ugly dick for nothing. Alicia has already benefited Gwyneth-style, for having had to do a lot less (so far) with HW.

She may be beautiful from a plastic point of view, she's also a terrible actress. Well, not really an actress. More like a model. Yet there are models who are better actors than her.

Is this a yin and yang thing for Trump? Cause I did wish bad things upon her for winning that totally undeserved Oscar. And this himbo just looks like human abjection.

r120 really, dude ? You wished bad things because she won an Oscar ?

that oscar she won, was that a harvey project? hmmm....

Harvey wasn't credited a producer on "The Danish Girl", but he may have had a hand in the distribution for all I know.

As for whether she deserved that Oscar... well, for one thing, that was a category fraud nomination. She was the protagonist of "The Danish Girl", got the most camera time and the story was told from her POV, but they nominated her for "supporting". She was perfectly fine in the role, but she may have gotten it because of Harvey, or if she was really that good in "Ex Machina" she may have gotten a make-up Oscar. I haven't seen the film. So I don't know what motivated the Academy, but I'm pretty sure the win is tainted now.

Not consciously. However you have no idea how bad she was in the film at link. I saw that pile of shit when it was released and believed I would never see this dreadful "actress" again in my life. Imagine my surprise when she was hailed as Sweden (and Denmark!)'s next best thing, then moved on to an international career, and finally won an Oscar! I dare you to sit through the movie at link. What a pile of shit.

[Blind Gossip]

The Producer said he saw them as the new Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall or the new Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn. He would give them multiple projects (individually and as a couple) and a shelf full of Oscars, but only if they both committed to the relationship. They believed he could deliver.

The couple agreed to go all in. Then, at the most inopportune time possible, all hell broke loose when The Producer ran into legal trouble.

To say they were shocked is an understatement. Everything was planned for and paid for. What about the promises made about her career/his career/their careers? The Producer was even supposed to be there. They were arguing for about a week about whether or not to cancel. They knew it would look very suspicious. I really did not think that they would go through with it.

Weinstein couple

[quote]Staggering? Really?? She was utterly dull and lifeless in A Royal Affair; I guess playing an android wouldn’t be much of a stretch.

I've seen several of her films now, and I've come to the conclusion that it's not even that she's a terrible actress, per se. She's serviceable, but not exceptional IMO. The real issue to me is that there's something indistinct and nondescript about her. I watched Testament of Youth and kept imagining what the film would have been like if they'd cast someone with more oomph, someone more vivid in the role. She's pretty enough, and can say her lines, but she's just bland as fuck. I keep having to remind myself what she looks like in between scenes - she just doesn't register strongly to me.

The film linked above was an ordeal.

Apart from the fact that she seemed "pretty", I was truly convinced producers would see how ill-fitted she was to the business of acting, recognise the error of their ways and just let it go. How wrong I was!

At least she married an alcoholic at the least convenient time possible.

R128, I know exactly what you mean! She’s very pretty, and were it not for her vaguely biracial appearance, I’d never recognize her. She’s one of those actresses, like Amber Heard or Dakota Johnson. I couldn’t pick them out if a lineup.

Only the truly naïve believe Oscars are won.

Criteria: How phony intense are the men and how fuckable are the women.

Of course there is the occasional prestige win to show that the Academy every once in a while can be nonplussed by it's own obsession with superficiality and baseness.

I always find Fassbender very attractive on screen, but goofy and weird looking when not. His smile is disturbing, like he's going to bite off someone's face.

He's a very good actor, but the guy's a disturbing mess.

W&W for R132. That's exactly what it looks like. There's a manic quality to him. And at times he has this feral look when he smiles that I find very disquieting. OTOH I adore Alicia Vikander. She seems like a fragile 16 yr old. I hope he doesn't harm her when he 's in his manic state.

I can only imagine you're not a woman, R134. Any woman can see through her.

I'll oh dear myself.

'Its'

R132, you nailed it! That is exactly how he seems!

Which is why he's fantastic for some roles, and all wrong for James Bond. Because yeah, some if you bitches thought he was going to take over the role.

Yeah. Imagining those fangs bared when he's enraged. Not a pretty scene.

[quote]He's a very good actor, but the guy's a disturbing mess.

I admire his better work, but yeah, there's definitely a sense of a major dark side there. His looks alone attest to some seriously hard living. He's unsettling offscreen.

R132

It’s the teeth.

She's the last person i would pick to play Lara Croft.

Lucky gal! She gets to enjoy the Fasscock any time she wants it. But the questia remains. Will he or won't he wear jockey shorts at the wedding? Surely he won't inflame the passia of the females in attendance by letting his maniconda flop around during the ceremony.

"Passia of the females?"

You are underestimating the brazenness and resolve of the [italic]gents[/italic] in attendance; Fassbender has had more lubricated anuses presented to him than an Army proctologist.

[quote]Fassbender has had more lubricated anuses presented to him than an Army proctologist.

What, you mean gay men are desperately trying to get fucked by Fassbender? That's crazy talk.

lol, 144.

Assbender in r144: "Mate, WOAH."

Cooper: "Oh my god--I'm SO fucking wasted [from that single beer]! ANYTHING can happen!!"

Clooney blurting at the Oscars that one year that he wanted to have Fassbender's children (well, practically).

Yeah, it was very telling how Clooney couldn't stop himself from talking about Fassbender's big delicious penis.

Bringing a known big dick to the party elicits enthusiastic responses from all types of (often surprisingly unexpected) people.

Fassbender was/is? in relationship with 12 Years a Slave director Steve McQueen

....

I thought that he was supposed to to like only black women??? Oh I see...for sex yes, marriage is not an option.....

Well, well, well, r150.

Not really seeing the appeal of McQueen, though I know he's a respected director (and like even many of the straight ones, often "falls in love" with the leading men he has cast.

But Idris Alba (to name another black guy), on the other hand? Can you imagine Fassbender and Idris flip-fucking?

Like the combustion of two weapons-grade testosterone missiles.

Mcqueen is married to a woman. Also,only a delusional queen(some dataloungers) would think a hot guy like fassbender would fuck a fat bitch like him.

Steve McQueen And Michael Fassbender Dating?

'Mcqueen is married to a woman. '

So what?

I see Heavy's pr damage control team has arrived an tries to sabotage this thread by posting stupid shit about Fassbender and McQueen.

Freddie Mercury and his “common law wife” and longtime confidante Mary Austin.

Not really sure where people are getting "bland" from, I think she's one of the few actresses of her age who actually pops on screen. She was volcanic in 'Light Between Oceans.' She doesn't have much on-screen chemistry with Fassbender, though.

she doesn't have off screen chemistry with Fassbender

So this is a totally fake marriage, orchestrated and paid for by Weinstein, correct??

Why would they go through with a Harvey-orchestrated marriage? Harvey has zero clout now, and his status waning long before that. It might be more of a business thing that a marriage for “love”- makes him look stable, ties her to a more famous name- but it’s got nothing to do with Weinstein.

His career is tanking fast. For such a terrific actor, he has the shittiest taste in projects. Even the 2 years delayed, Gerald Butler weather apocalypse schlock Geostorm has a better rating than The Snowman.

I have so much to say about this.

First, was Harvey expecting first night rights?

Will it happen? Has it happened? Surely Harvey was invited?

Lara Croft? That's some body sculpting latex suit they are going to have to conjure up for her. She's a ten year old boy.

I think she might have some Sami in her. They have darker skin.

wedding is paid in advanced...so maybe harvey paid for everything already...so they just went ahead.

I think this is fake marriage. most likely a biz arrangement. they will be fucking other people.

Typical. This thread has devolved to focus on two of DL’s most basic obsessions: dicks and color/race/ethnicity.

The evidence is pretty overwhelming that those "most basic obsessions: dicks and color/race/ethnicity" are merely a reflection of the culture at large.

^^^ Which says nothing positive about the culture at large.

This thread and the bored housewives obsessed about Harvey when he has exactly negative power in Hollywood right now. And you think he's 'forcing' these 2 to marry?

We are obsessed with the physical differences among us. And, understandably with perpetuating the species.

"The Snowman" is bombing bigly. (Ghoulish Chloe Sevigny co-starring? Say no more.) And the source material (Jo Nesbo) is always going to be an acquired taste--and not appealing to the vast majority of film-goers.

Who really wants to pay to see depravity as "entertainment," when there is so much of it--these days--in everyday life?

Fassbender needs to take a break and make some babies with the missus.

[Quote] Lara Croft? That's some body sculpting latex suit they are going to have to conjure up for her. She's a ten year old boy.

You would think so.......

She looks great in r177. And we noticed she bears a resemblance to Robin Thicke's current (pregnant) girlfriend.

Too skinny R178

True, she doesn't have Jolie's robo-tits (which looked like two B-52s emerging form their hangar) lol.

Can Michael Fassbender survive his year of flops?

He's not a star.

He's got one more X-Men film coming out, and it will probably make money and he'll probably be good.

And if he realizes that it's only the comic book franchise that's keeping his career alive, he'll probably have a drunken shit fit.

True, r182.

He's a wonderful actor, but true leading man stardom - and the ability to open films through his own star power - just isn't going to happen for him. It's got to be frustrating - he was hailed as the new Daniel Day-Lewis, but unlike DDL, seemed willing to play the game more and do really commercial stuff. It hasn't helped him.

That's one LUCKY stinkfish!

We hope she gets not one penny when they split!

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R176 Ghoulish Chloe Sevigny? How dare you!?

Actually I love the female supporting cast on this film; Sevigny, Gainsbourg and Ferguson (and James D'Arcy from male cast) but I'm not gonna watch it because domestic abuser and woman beater Fassbender is the lead in the film btw he is totally miscast as Harry Hole.

R184 He's a wonderful actor

He is not wonderful he can no do accents

Isn't it amazing how we're getting more detail about the supposed private couple's wedding and honeymoon than we do about far more higher profile couples?

^ Yes everyone knows that's a showmance

[quote]He is not wonderful he can no do accents

The ability to do accents is not the only measure of an actor's talent.

Can we just take a moment to look at me ping... Thanks.

Vikander has never been in a Weinstein movie, apart from one obscure flop. He had absolutely zero to do with any of her successes.

The rumours about her being a Weinstein girl, and the marriage being fake, come 100% from the deranged obsessed Tumblr fan girls (the same ones who claim Benedict Cumberbatch is being forced to pretend to be married and to pass off plastic dolls as his kids; that Meghan Markle is stalking Prince Harry and forcing him to pretend to be dating her; that the 50 Shades guy is being forces to fake kids by the woman he's been married to since before he was famous, etc etc etc. Basically for any vaguely attractive male celeb who has a female partner, there are middle aged women on Tumblr devoting every waking second to outing his relationship as fake and forced).

He's an untalented abuser and she's a vapid cheeseball, but it is a real relationship.

R194 has it. That garbled blind is a cover story for why all the other garbled blinds turned out wrong. Fassbender is one of those actors with an obsessed following who will delude themselves of any elaborate bullshit in order to keep their pathetic fantasy lives..

I'm not particularly invested in any narrative, but there's more to her Weinstein Girl rumors than you describe R194. He's been publicly salivating over her for years. He created a part just for her in some other flop movie. And he went above and beyond to salvage that crap Tulip movie, when he's know for junking much better films if he's not convinced he can make money off them. His interest/investment in her goes way beyond her appearing in some obscure flop for him.

And I do think it's a real relationship, but it's also a lot more about PR than they desperately want us to believe.

She must be seriously damaged to be hanging with that headfuck.

[Quote] Basically for any vaguely attractive male celeb who has a female partner, there are middle aged women on Tumblr devoting every waking second to outing his relationship as fake and forced).

And some of them have the added bonus of eternally being linked to their costar.

[quote]He's a wonderful actor, but true leading man stardom - and the ability to open films through his own star power - just isn't going to happen for him. It's got to be frustrating - he was hailed as the new Daniel Day-Lewis, but unlike DDL, seemed willing to play the game more and do really commercial stuff. It hasn't helped him.

Agreed. He needs to realize he’s never gonna be a leading man (not in the US at least) and just go back to better, more interesting projects- even if they’re indies or a limited series. The franchise glut and string of flops is turning him into a joke.

Colin Farrell got this. It took him about ten years to build back from his slump and he seems to have found the right balance between the prestige stuff with Lanthimos and doing the Fantastical Beasts one-off. Now Farrell is the one in McQueen’s new film while Fassbender is stuck doing X Men pt 8 that no one gives a shit about.

Colin Farrell is a very good actor, plus he has charm and is likeable. Not sur Fassie brings all of that to the table. He can play a villain, but nobody cares about that. The world has changed. No-one cares about his issues.

I do not know what he sees in her, she is no great beauty and no body to speak of, no boobs nor ass.

He's a major drunk, no way he gets hard or stays hard for good sex. and he looks 10yrs older than he is.

Calling BS on the Weinstein rumors and most of that blind gossip site as well. Fassbender seems to be in the biz for the money now and it's backfiring spectacularly. She seems to be driven as anything so maybe that's the attraction. Hopefully they'll find projects that better suit, indie with frontal for him, no emotion required for her outside the occasional cry jag for her. If she helps keep him from being a blackout drunk, all the better. I wish them well

Well, I'll give them this: they may be taking selfies all over Italy and attracting the paps, but at least they didn't some insufferable Angelina stunt in which they sell their rights to their wedding pictures (all for charity, of course darlings!)

I think Fassbender's a very good, versatile actor, and agree that he'll be better off in the long run if he (and Hiddleston) builds a career as a character actor rather than as a star actor. I don't think he can ever be a real box-office draw, but with his talent he has the potential to pick his projects and work forever!

IF he stays sober and reliable. If he's really a falling-down drink, a long-term career might not be in the cards.

With the MeToo allegations slowing down the Daily Beast had to go back and dig up Fassbender's old abuse charges by his ex.

Has the Fassendong been considered an instrument of sexual abuse in official tribunals?

What's going on that this is getting dredged up again, and not by his accuser, when he's not out promoting anything or otherwise visible much but Vikander is about to start major press for Tomb Raider?

I find it interesting all that was dredged up just as the Tomb Raider LA premiere was going on. Two days before the premiere, her columnist friend tweeted every publication obviously wanting somebody to pick it up. Like, here we are, after TR. Where are the rumours and the allegations now?

This is one of those marriages you just know will fail.

Maybe, maybe not. I don't have anything against them, and I hope not.

r201 is a fat chick with facial blindness

like I always say Supporting Actress has become so trashy. In my day you sat with Dame Maggie and Maureen Stapleton. Now you get crotch flashing trash like Vikander.

I personally hope she does it moar!

There are two sides to Ibiza: the trashy public one favored by binge-drinking Brits (I know: redundant) on rock-bottom Thomson package tours, and the one favored by celebrities and other rich types. The former stay in Sant Antoni and Den Bossa, and the elites rent hillside villas with drop-dead Med views for $50,000 a week and up.

(Note: I lived there during summers in 2007-2015.)

Considering how low key their relationship has been, this shit might actually be real.

Both are good actors, but if someone’s going to keep doing popcorn fare i’m hoping it’s Vikander. Tomb Raider was horribly written but she didn’t take it too seriously and was ultimately very fun to watch in the role. Fassbender overacted like mad in all the X-Men films and was an empty vessel in Assassin’s Creed.

No reason to think it's not real. But will it last?

Does this mean she got to enjoy the fassdong exclusively?

.......

She has a little boy's body. She was nude or topless in that movie where she played a robot.

I hate her voice. She is average as an actress.

He's a major drunk and at his age...he probably can't get it up or stay hard.

That's a hard face for a 40 year old guy (still hot, but lots of lines...)