Kenny Chesney: Big Gay Cocksucker

[quote]Spill all the tea...

God, you're a tard.

Kenny's a chest shaver, ain't he?

Didn't Squnity face file divorce papers citing fraud?

Kenny Chesney is the only country singer I actually like. I even have most of his CDs. And he's attractive.

R3 but she swore up and down that he wasn't gay

He's a cunt, giving Beyonce and the Dixie Chicks the side-eye the way he did.

Those are some old pictures you posted op. Here's something a little more recent.

I often wondered what is under all those hats. And the face looks POSITIVELY old.

pretty titties

Beyonce at a country jamboree? Kenny should have been lighting a burning cross lol.

oooo r7 that man's been rode hard and put up wet.

This motherfucker is 5'4 and looks like a fucking turtle. Stop it! Please! For the love of God. Stop!

She? her? tea?

So easy to trigger DLers...

So he separated from his Big Straight Cocksucking wife, did he?

tea? drink my piss.

Thank you r11 for: rode hard and put up wet. Haven't heard the expression in years and its one of my favorites. My version is rode hard and put away wet.

Has he married again since the Renee fiasco? Or even been linked with anyone? That was a long time ago now.

I would sincerely like to insert my peen up that boy's poop chute. I sincerely would.

He looks like Freddy Krueger to me

Poop Chute'in Boogie, r19?

She likes a good breeding.

AWG. The kind of guy I usually fuck. Now they are my preference over the really good looking ones, of which I have had my share.

Kenny has said he spends and has spent most of his not on tour time in the Virgin Islands, specifically St. John’s. How close is St. John’s to Little St. James Island? A short boat ride, no? Wasnt there some active investigation into the owner of Little St. James Island going on around the time Kenny got divorced?

You know, the sad thing is that I think that people who say things like "tea" actually think they are being adorable, or as they would put it, "adorbs". These are the same kind of people that say "veggie".

Maybe he's celibate, has decided sex for a country music star is too much trouble, especially after his marriage debacle.

What the fuck happened at Little St. James Island?

R25, Totes

Kenny shaves his head full time, and has for years. He suffers from classic male pattern baldness. And yes, naturally he has a very hairy chest (which personally I prefer over the shaved look). He started shaving his chest many years back when he started working out in earnest.

His net worth is $225 million. No wonder he's so desperately closeted.

She never sucked MY cock!

He lost his home in the Virgin Islands to the last hurricane. It was literally blown to bits. I haven't heard if he's rebuilding, but as much as he loves the place I assume he is or will be.

Maybe he tried to pull the same thing David Copperfield attempted

I did hear a story about him inviting a model to one of his tour dates. He was polite but persistent. Made me think he might be straight after all.

Id like to play with his perky nipples.

Well -if I had to make a guess I would say Kenny Chesney is gay. The way his and Renée Zellweger's marriage broke up is beyond weird. In her interview to the Advocate when Zellweger was asked if Chesney is gay she dances all around the question but never comes out and says: "no, he's not gay." He's a huge country star and gay would definitely be a career killer and if he is indeed gay I admire the fact hasn't gone the beard route. He seems content with his life. And why not - he's very rich and surrounded with lots of people who love him and that probably includes a least one or more romantic interests.

[quote]back when he started working out in earnest.

Funny, I was working out in Ernest just the other night.

Fraud!

r6 How does that make him a cunt? Not everyone has to like Beyawnce or the dixie chicks who have spent the past decade and a half trashing the industry and fans that made them into multimillionaires

Gurl!

He always looks like there are urine stains in his shorts.

[Quote]Didn't Squnity face file divorce papers citing fraud?

It WAS fraud!

She presented as Asian.

Interesting to see how far a nice looking torso will take you. Kenny is all about attractive arms, chest and abs. Everything else just average.

He only wanted me to rim him!

They were perfect together. Height wise.

What's The Real Deal On Kenny Chesney's Sexual Preference? - OP

DL Hasn't Discussed Kenny Chesney? - OP

[quote]He always looks like there are urine stains in his shorts.

Would you prefer skidmarks?

R41 - every guy has urine stains in their shorts. The dark blue boxer briefs just hide that fact.

He's got a turtle head.

His head looks like that of a turtle.