It does for me. We must be coming up on one cuz I'm climbing the walls horny, I just want to have lots of anonymous (but safe) sex.
Who the fuck pays attention to the phases of the moon?
I barely even remember that it exists, let alone which side is facing me at night.
Fucking weirdo.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 1, 2017 6:41 PM |
No, next Full Moon is on the 6th.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 1, 2017 6:45 PM |
Being an ass man, I get horny when a hot guy moons me.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 1, 2017 6:47 PM |
R1 It's more coincidental timing, not a conscious effort you fucktard
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 1, 2017 7:02 PM |
I want to suck cock 24/7 when there's a moon
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 1, 2017 7:02 PM |
Bumping because I've been hornier than Momma at a cagemeat buffet all week and that's highly unusual for this eldergay. I need to find a horny twink with daddy issues stat!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 29, 2018 1:06 AM |
OP is Cher in Moonstruck, riding Nic Cage’s cock.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 29, 2018 1:08 AM |
Moon whores.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 29, 2018 1:12 AM |
It makes pregnant women, bellies swollen with manseed, go into labor.
Maternity wards are full of women groaning in agony on full moons.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 29, 2018 1:34 AM |