Weekends are Made for Drinkie-Poos!

Drinking jangphur gin and soda

Enjoying a Deschutes lager at the moment.

Piglio Griglio!

Rose, to celebrate the end of summer. An Italian one I've never tried before.

Lovely.

Currently drinking Bota Box dry rosé and waiting for the hurricane.

Harvey Wallbangers

Scotch

You know what's good & highly refreshing in hot weather? 7Up with cranberry juice & lime juice & vodka (in whatever proportions you like), all well chilled or with ice. Who knew?

Drinkie Poo? Mary!

What a delightful reminder! Sadly, all I have on hand are ingredients for a 7&7 but it will do.

r9, new around here?

Could someone explain "drinkie-poo"? I mean what's that about?

Let's get squiffy, darlings.

Congrats OP.

That's definitely in the top 10 for Gayest Post Ever on DL

Given the competition, (e.g. all the "Gurl!" posts) that's quite an accomplishment.

Pretty self-explanatory, isn't it, R13? If not, you need another (or 2).

Tom Collins

With lots of club soda. Not too sweet or too tart.

Vodka, with a 'splash' of Vermouth -

What else? Sitting in NOLA, glad Harvey skipped us, sipping a Hurricane.

It's 50% rum. Fuck, yeah!

Shit! I now (hic!) have the hiccups! I've tried holding my breath, smoking a 'Camel Straight,' watching 'Sex in the City 2,' anything intentionally awful! They're still relentlessly sassing me! Help!

I love a Long Island, please

Sounds delicious R8. I'm bored - wish I was drinking with some of you!

Campari + OJ another recommended libation!

I made some lobster rolls and brought some champagne. I hope you like it natural.

Gin, baby!

"For relaxing times, make it Suntory time . . . "

J'adore the drinkie-poo troll!

A mint julep

^you got that right.

Fuzzy Navels

I have it on good authority that Miss Lindsey's cocktail of choice is cum & seltzer

The Grape. Beer when I feel like stretching the dollar.

I'm guzzling down Chardonnay with Miles Davis playing in the background.

Lot of newbies in tonight, gurls.

A flinty, bone dry Pouilly Fumé.

WHET the Friday Afternoon Drinkie-Poo Troll?

[quote]Could someone explain "drinkie-poo"? I mean what's that about?

We should wipe your ass too I suppose? DL is not for the needy - be gone.

Having old fashioneds on my BFFs porch on a rainy afternoon

Schmidt's "Animal Beer"!

Lillet on ice with a splash of soda.

The fruit of the vine...

is quite divine!

Too much grain...

gives the head pain!!

If you like distilled.....

be sure it's well chilled!!

Needing something light, I'm drinking a Curious Traveler Lemon Shandy

[quote]WHET the Friday Afternoon Drinkie-Poo Troll?

He/she died of acute cirrhosis a couple of years back. Sad.

Too much alcohol can lead to hHgh blood pressure, heart disease, stroke, liver disease, and digestive problems.

^ you gotta die of something

r39 yes! i also love shocktop orange or "citrus pearls." i know, mary!

I was craving Campari today, so I made myself a negroni, bitterly sweet.

I'm on anti-depressants. The thing I miss the most is drinking. I can't drink as long as I take them.

Tomorrow, Friday, September 1 is the official "last Friday" of Summer 2017; so today my boss graciously encourages me to "work from home tomorrow"! (I actually had to center my composure to stop myself from giggling with laughter!)

With that being said, fellow DL Drinkie-Poos, watcha all drinking tonight?

Im thirsty

All just too faggy=poo.

R44, who told you that?? IANAD, but I've been on several SSRIs and drank. On second thought, maybe that's why I've been on multiple SSRIs...🤔

I had a gin and tonic earlier

Very nice timing! I was just over at my neighbor's place; they're getting ready for a Lasagna potluck.

My other neighbor, who has a home in Santa Rosa, is serving Blue-cheese stuff olives and Iced Vodka Martinis!

(Don't wait up for me!)

Usually a skinny bitch> vodka, seltzer and lots of ice. Tonight was a few beers.

A tall iced tumbler of Fresca and Grey Goosey!

Oops!! I'd actually intended to express, The Grey Loosey Goosey"

Since autumn is coming, here's one of my favorites. It has no name but you can call it a Loaded Apple Pie or something along those lines.

To a quart of apple cider (not juice) add two shots (or more, to taste) of Fireball or strong cinnamon schnapps. Use this combination as your mixer. Pour a couple of shots of your favorite vodka into a tall, ice-filled glass and top with the spiced apple cider.

A fuck of a lot better than Granny's apple pie and, after a couple of these, you'll be ready to frolic in the fall foliage.

This weekend was certainly made for them.

I assume that OP is the guy who used to intro a weekly what are you having for a drinkie poo on Friday afternoon/evening. Datalounge has changed a lot in recent years, the whole old vs. young thing, the whole idiot( trump supporter) vs. thoughtful ( not trump supporter) and other changes that makes the place less friendly. anyway, I loved seeing the words drinkie poo. I aint too fancy, give me a strong beer, preferably fairly hoppy.

Whereas seeing the words "drinkie poo" makes my skin crawl R56

It's as if everything I dislike about a certain type of gay man was distilled down to two cutesy words.

It's up there with "delish"

calm down and have a drinkie poo, or several. don't worry, I have most of my sex in mens rooms and rest areas.

[quote]It's as if everything I dislike about a certain type of gay man was distilled down to two cutesy words.

I will bash any gay man who says "fabby." No jury in the world would convict me.

R57 is a chronic bed wetter, perpetually traumatized by his own weaknesses.

R60 will be dead in five to ten years.

Statistically speaking, anyway.

Though I read somewhere that hissing takes years off your life, so maybe even sooner.

"Drinkie poo" reminds ne of my grandmother. When she and her friends would travel to see baseball games, they'd make a pitcher of Drinkie Poo, a very strong punch, in their hotel room.

IIRC, you put a fifth of whatever liquor you wanted in a pitcher, then stirred in a can of frozen, concentrated juice and filled the rest of the pitcher eith ginger ale or 7-Up. I never made any so this comes from memories of their stories I heard as a teen.

The joke was, "A little Drinkie Poo never hurt anybody."

^^with not eith

[quote]"A little Drinkie Poo never hurt anybody."

It's good for washing down actual poo.

Lord, R61 is still trying to make that "hissing eldergay" thing happen.

No one thought it was funny the first 10 times you tried which is why it never caught on.

I got angry yesterday and though only a little drunk I viciously slapped my boyfriend!

Keep at it R65

Hiss away!!!

Look! My friends and I are on your lawn!!!! Get your blood pressure pills!!!

@R9

The Hissing Eldergay Won the DL Person Of the Year Poll in 2012!!

Bet he had a drinkie-poo to celebrate!!!

I've got a week-long Princess cruise coming up next month. I'm not buying the all-inclusive alcoholic drinks package (because I'm not an alcoholic.) But I've decided to treat myself to some of my favorites during the cruise:

Tanquerey martini w/ twist

Top flight Bloody Mary

XO-grade cognac

A premium, oaky Cabernet Sauvignon at the upcharge steak restaurant

A couple more, to be determined later. About one a day. I have excursions and other things planned.

Sorry, R67, but one person repeating the same unfunny thing ad nauseam does not a trend make.

You remind me of the pathetic loon who posted the same picture of Susan Richardson on thread after thread. Not funny the first time, not funny the 500th time.

Just sad.

Mmmmm R54. Can't wait until fresh cider starts appearing in the stores. Sounds delicious.

Hiss away R74!!

Hiss away!!!!

Fresca and "Goose," on ice.

But R74, she's America's sweetheart!

Apparently some of you have already had a few......

What ever you do, keep this SHIT AWAY from me!

R76 is like that bore at a party who tells a deadly dull story and laughs uproariously at his own "wit," though not a single other person even smiled. Then, since the joke was such a hit (in his own mind), he tells it over and over all night.

[quote]R76 is like that bore at a party who tells a deadly dull story and laughs uproariously at his own "wit," though not a single other person even smiled. Then, since the joke was such a hit (in his own mind), he tells it over and over all night.

You just described 90% of the DLers who attempt to create memes, themes, or long-running "jokes."

Back to the issue at hand, R19's suggestion of a Pat O'Brien's Hurricane yet again is sadly apropos this weekend.

R76 - Yeah, baby, I've got yo' "Hiss" right HERE!

To compare "drinkie-poo" with "delish" is to compare Miss Eve Arden with someone called "Instagram Hottie."

Sexay

I like white wine with a rating of zero for sweetness. Dry, dry, dry! Occasionally, I'll have a Palm Bay. Even less occasionally, as no one else cares for it, champagne.

I prefer white to red. However, like I said I can't drink these days because I'm on antidepressants.

Drink it Now

[QUOTE] Fresca and "Goose," on ice.

I don't get spending so much money on vodka, especially as a mixer. Sobieski or Denaka are more than sufficient, and often best GG in taste tests.

It's an odd drink, but I like a heavily sugared Absinthe. Otherwise, light beers, white wine and Rum & diet.

Light beers??

Chardonnay and some really lovely coke. Right now...

A lovely, chilled Sauvignon Blanc, in an exquisite crystal goblet. Precious, relaxing times, indeed!

Y'all are just too classy for me.

I love beer

Gin and sparkling water (lime or watermelon).

No sugar.

Had Bloody Mary followed by lovely Champagne with a late brunch and the best friend today!

Now on the wine - a crisp Chablis

Goose island IPA

I like mine straight from the Tap.

Oh OP, it just breaks my heart to see a supposedly male person write "drinkie-poo". .

Enjoying an Irish coffee

Scotch

R100, are you "masc 4 masc"?

He's too sober to tell

lately I'm substituting Strawberry Fields for grains ... losing weight, too :-)

Where my purple drank at? Loves dat zyurp.

OP getting ready for his "drinky poo" weekend cocktail party

Makeup makes the man

I prefer syphoning straight from the keg.

Dang!

It's Friday night! Spill it, bitches!

Vodka, baby

Bourbon

Pinot G!

(Though, only 12% alcohol content for my Drinkie-poos this evening. I gots to slave away at the office in the morning.)

Small bottle of Patron, lime; Prosecco bottle for backup!

Bottle of Aussie Shiraz, goes well with greasy pizza.

Stolies and club soda

To 'balance the sugar content I've consumed while enjoying my favorite 'grape' throughout the evening, I always ingest e a teaspoon of Olive Oil before doing so. Don't laugh. It works.

(Better to ingest the OO during the day (gel capsules) during the day to get a head start on the lovely grape, grain, tap.)

Mimosas

Given the usual day-to-day work crap this week, coupled with this week's headlines, I've cracked open a bottle of my favorite form of 'relaxation,' with few (or six) menthol Ciggies for a 'chaser.' What say Ye?

Love a Negroni but it takes time. Tonight, Campari over crushed ice in a highball glass.

Think pink...

Oh, and miss the original DPT. Sweet guy.

Did he pass on?

Just another soothing weekend:

Mount Gay rum and Diet Coke. Sipping my third and last and watching the Golden GIrls.

Drunk as a skunk

Drinkie-Poos make Miss Lindsey frisky.

Bump, Bump, Bump - BUMP IT UP!

Grey Goose, fresh lime, cranberry and soda water. The perfect Spring drink.

I like an iced "Skinny-Minnie"!

Grey Goose, straight out of the freezer, and Fresca on the rocks -

Even with the first delicious sip, I am invincible!

Gin and regret here

I'm enjoying a special "I Gots-to-Work-Tomorrow Drinkie": A "Friday Night Fizzzzzz."

A refreshing tumbler (XL) 12% Pinot Grigio and sodium-free Seltzer Water. (Not "Tonic" Water = Sodium.)

I prefer to use my favorite accessory to highlight the "Flirty Fizzzzz": An XL plastic green Starbux straw. (Keeps my lipstick smudge free.)

R131 Julie and Cheryl you are lushes.

Weekends are Made for Drunkie-Poos!

Essential in entertaining gentlemen callers.i

It's Saturday Night, you B*tches! OWN IT!

These days I'm mostly sticking with wine - anything but chardonnay. For those of you who enjoy campari, on a warm day try it with orange juice; a splash of gin in one's Fresca likewise.

Just came back from a job interview, yes a Saturday. Absinthe and soda.

What would you call A&S?

I need a drink. A lot of them. I've just discovered my elderly partner has been siphoning from our retirement accounts to "modify our mortgage." I've discovered he's been talking via cell phone with a guy with a "Middle Eastern" accent to do so. (Not hate on said accent.)

We almost lost our house . . . thousands of $ via cash wire transfers.

Yes, I was checking his calls per 'gut feeling.'

R138 we've heard that same sad story half a dozen times this year.

A cute refreshing "Skinny Minnie" - Fresca and The Goose!

Boulevardier - bourbon, Campari, sweet vermouth. Related to the Negroni, which are not time consuming at all to make. Also, r6, you have a bottle of Galliano at your house?!

Prosecco - Love the tease of the flirty little bubbles!

I imagine OP looking and sounding a lot like Paul Lynde.

Right down to the ascot

I just can’t drink enough gin

Drink, and think about it

I'm craving a bloody mary.

sucking on a scotch and soda right now

eating wafers and whey right now

Thirsty boy here. Care to spare a drink?

Rubbing alcohol

Once again, I'm hitting "The Skinny Mini" - Fresca and The Goose . . . and listening to my Boyz!

Enjoying a sooothing drink this evening, an "Anna-Nicole-Maria-Linda-Thompson Margarita!"

Figuring out what to substitute for Creme de Noyaux for making a Pink Squirrel because Momma needs herself a Pink Squirrel.

SHOCKING

creme de cassis plus jack

ALMOST friday

Tom Collins in on the menu for me tomorrow.

When I was younger, I enjoyed Tequila Sunrises but the acid in the OJ breaks me out. Plus, who keeps grenadine on the off chance you'll want a TS?

What a day. Some Bitchy EA actually thought she could make me Her Bitch today. However, her 'thought' quickly changed when I 'introduced' myself.

suck it up

TIME to drink!

I love R3's "Piglio Griglio". I can't look at Pinot Grigio the same way.

Two more hours of work, then a fine boxed chardonnay (Naked Grape) with fruit juice and seltzer. My husband is gearing up for Ketel One, cranberry juice, and seltzer. And baked chicken for dinner. Divine.

what will the lezzie-ladies drink tonight?

Mamosas

Hey, DL Peoples! It's my Birfday today! I've taken the day off from work to sit in my cozy bed all day, sip the grape, cruise the world on my laptop, and enjoy your bitchy company!

I am newly sober...drinking a T-no-G...booo...but have fun folks!

I slapped some faces in honor of R166

Drrrrink Up!

Yaass! It is F*cking Friday Night! Time for some EDM Trance Dancing!

Currently orange juice. Tomorrow, beer

CHAMPAGNE SPRITZ

beer?

Wine?

Or cocktails?

Starting the weekend off at home with a blenderful of classic frozen margari-tah.

i’m having plum wine and an appie waiting on my gentleman friend to arrive.

Is your name Madame butterfly?

Hello Luhvlays -

I'm officially getting my weekend Drinkie-Poo ON!

I'm not cooking your f*cking dinner this evening; I'm not putting up with your shit this evening; and I am surely NOT putting OUT this evening!

I drank beer

It’s been too long, drinkie poo.

We need a drink, or two

After a rough week in the office, I'm now flittering around the various DL cocktail parties happening this lovely spring evening, sipping a very dry vodka martini, attentively listening for your soft whisper, awaiting your secret caress . . . waiting for you to make eye contact with me, telling me I look especially lovely this evening . . .

DRINK UP

Let's add some background music to this party -

I love gilberto

It’s a cold, wet and windy Saturday arvo in Sydney - I’m day drinking Shiraz.

Did a grown man, the OP really say “drinky-poo!”

Mary!. What a frau.

Weed is better

Okay, "Herb," R187. Feel better, Cheryl?

[quote]Plus, who keeps grenadine on the off chance you'll want a TS?

You can also use it for a Mary Pickford "a Prohibition Era cocktail made with white rum, fresh pineapple juice, grenadine, and Maraschino liqueur. It is served shaken and chilled, often with a Maraschino cherry. Named for Canadian-American film actress Mary Pickford (1892–1979), it is said to have been created for her in the 1920s by either Eddie Woelke or Fred Kaufmann at the Hotel Nacional de Cuba on a trip she took to Havana with Charlie Chaplin and Douglas Fairbanks."

I crave rum occasionally in the summer and it's now June.

I went to my weekly Ninth Avenue AA meeting in NYC and shared my gratitude for ...

Ah, fuck it. I've been off the wagon for months. I don't think I'll manage to drink myself to death tonight, but I hope I can pull it off soon.

I have the flu..so I’m drinking NyQuil

R187, I hate potheads, they have no short-term memory and can't get off the fucking couch

HAPPY PRIDE!!

COSMOS! 4 parts vodka (Kettle One or better), 2 parts cranberry (try unsweetened cranberry), 1 part fresh lime juice, 1 part Cointreau. Although a family and friend fav going to make a Rose Sangria this weekend for son's birthday celebration

194, sounds yummy. Thx!!!

A crisp, sparkling Pinot G. Devine!

Bloody Mary

Drink UP

Today is a cocktail day

After today's Collins' betrayal, I've taken to The Grape for comfort. I'm now on my fourth glass.

Gin mules to drown the ick tonight.

BEER. And more beer

People who use the term "drinkie-poo" should be gang-banged and FISTED.

^^ Tease.

R203, only if you ask nicely

Let's have a Cocktail

Cherry flavored NyQuil, with a splash of antihistamine!

I hope R190 is still with us! Sending you love buddy x

Moonlight Cocktails. Are the thing.

Ginger ale and Ribena actually.

I'm having trouble imagining who would want to have sex with a man who referred to drinks as "drinkie-poos"

Pot for every cover though I guess.

Sexy Singapore slings

Beer!!

Weekends, OP?!

Hell, these are the horrific Trump years, and I imbibe all three of your offerings on a daily basis!

Drink and be drunk!

I'm about to pour a Dewars on the rocks, as I prepare dinner with the News Hour on in the background. I'm having Manhattan clam chowder to start, then salmon with wild rice, broccoli, and a green salad. I have a Malbec that should go well with the salmon.

To your very good health! And confusion to our enemies!

Stop teasing me, you teases!

I’m commuting right now, and I still have another one hour to go!

Drink it and sink it

Is it the weekend yet?

Vodka/gin and tonic. Chablis or Sancerre for whites. Bordeaux or Spanish reds. Sauternes or maybe a Frenetic for afterward.

lots of booze

What’s your favorite brand of Pinot Grigio OP?

Just put the bird into the over, and just poured my first Solo Cup of Pinot G. !

@R221 - Kirkland (Costco)

12 percent versus 12.5 or 13 percent. I prefer the 'lower octane' selection; this way I have a nice buzz, while at the same time, I'm able to prepare a luscious meal without hurting it, myself, or others. (Stay out of the kitchen while I'm cooking, dammit!)

$6.99 / Liter

DRINK! and make passes!

I'm schlossed!

stories and club...make it tall, not double

^^does my Mac not know what Stolies si???^^

I like Costco PG. smooth, tasty, cheap!

Gabapentin is nice too

I've now reached my weekend Comfort Zone, thanks to my refreshing weekend Drinkie-Poo -

Retired so I like to get a good buzz on 3 or 4 nights a week. First two drinks are Ketel One vodka with club soda and a splash of OJ. Last one is a large Ketel on the rocks with a splash of OJ out of the one Waterford tumbler that I own.

I slap one on and drink a few beers after it’s over

I had my ass slashed (slashed!) at work this week. I'm now sitting in bed, in my pajamas, nursing my drinkie-poo, and waiting for my stitches to heal.

You?

Anyone know why your taste, tolerance changes? Gin used to be my go to, now I get hangovers. I recently bought a bottle of Jameson's Irish Whiskey , used to love it, now "meh".

We age and become decrepit

R233 are you a hooker?

I’ve been drinking off and on all dat. Had a Bloody Mary this mornig with my klonopin, then had some French tost and 2 mimosas. Lunch was a painin and a Tom Collins. I’ve just had so,w braised in burgundy beef tip ans a glass is Bordeaux. Now I’ve had just now my evening pill of remeron and am enjoying a nip,of brandy.

Bravo, r237!

I'm still curious about the slasher

^^ I've just drained my first box of Pinot Box Reserve -

beer and wine are fine

Walker Red on the rocks

Walker black out of the bottle

I've had a shitty day today, to the extent I ended my day earlier than usual.

I'm now home, in my cozy bed; and my precious 'Baby Gurl' (dog) is also loving her cozy 'beddie' at the foot of my bed. (She's snoring contently.) I've got an iced Drinkie-Poo accompanying me while I cruise around the world on my laptop.

It's raining! Yesssssssssssssssssss!

Malbec for me tonight. There's a major storm where I live, too, R244: flash flood warning, tornado warning, the works. I'm enjoying watching the rain and the wind from the safety of my sofa.

Coors fucking Light

Need to stay away from the sugar. So it's vodka and Wegman's diet peach & grapefruit for me tonight.

R123 = Karen Walker.

R130, Karen Walker, too.

Gin mules with diet ginger beer.

I hope the DL’er with the slashed ass is having a soothing drinky poo.

R137, A&S sounds like AAS to me. I hope it tastes just as good, baby.

In Siberia here, Russian Air Force. Having a Jet Fuel on the rocks, oh babushka, come to papa!

Got home from work 2 hours ago. I enjoyed a Tanqueray martini, now I'm working on a lovely Negroni. I love all of you! Happy Good Friday. I love you GH!!!!

The Negroni is an underappreciated classic, R254. You have good taste!

Eat it and drink

It’s a 70s kinda weekend:

guess which one I had

^ All of the above...?

I'm kickin' back havin' a beer with a bud.

Only alkies say drinkie-poo.

Drinkie-poo r261

Also people with class

TIME TO DRINK!!!!!

CHEERS, queers

Vodka and tonic.

Just had a delightful Hendricks martini with extra olives. Marvy!

Sauzerac

HOLY SHIT, I need a drink

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Cunts

Time to DRINK

Tinto de verano con limon