These Swedish Men - Hawt or Nawt?

Incredibly so. Scandinavian and nordic men have something very appealing and sexy about them. Very masculine and distinctive but not cavemen. It's hard to explain but their rather attractive.

Some of them are definitely nawt. And why is the ugliest one on the cover?

Gotta be the worst list ever. Norwegian Dolph Lundgren is what we're looking for.

Horrible. Who is the guy with the not brown but black eyes? Ugh. Please stop adulterating Sweden. Looks like a Persian or something.

nice but rough looking

R3. Dolph Lundgren is Swedish not Norwegian.

Are the people who write for Buzzfeed mildly retarded?

Alexander Skarsgard's nose is a strange shape and his eyes are too close together.

Prince Carl Philip is nice looking but he's a bit on the short side.

None of these Swedes turn me on. There are better looking Swedes to be found by just walking down the streets of Stockholm.

Not.

They're horrible in bed and boring as fuck.

The Swedish singer Basshunter is rather sexy

The difference is I could get off the plane in Stockholm and compile a better list in half an hour. Why they think they have to include old unkempt greasy types is beyond me. But I do like some of these, especially near the top. Kinnaman and the small-mouthed athlete.

Some gorgeous bone structure going on here . I'm in ;)

NONE of those men are attractive. I'm sorry but they really just aren't. They either look like average white guys or they look unkempt. Hard features, thin lips, eh skin, I just don't get it. If I come off as sounding like a troll, I do apologize but please don't sit here and tell me Joel Kinnaman (who is half American btw) is attractive. He's a great actor don't get me wrong but something about him looks gross. Lee Pace (American actor)....fuck I'd lick a shark's (great white) butt hole just to sit next to him to hear him speak, Colin Morgan (Irish actor, fuck he's so handsome), Cillian Murphy (Irish actor) always had an ethereal look to me), but these guys? Um, no.

They all have really nice Euro anuses

Albinos like Skarsgard are always sexy. Not.

Swedish hunk Mans Zelmerlow who won eurovision in 2015 looking pretty hot.

Saw Skarsgard working out at Equinox in WH a couple of times. Always in all black and never talking to anyone. Cute, but def not striking or charismatic. Sort of bland.

They forgot to include my favourite masculine Gay Swede:

Definitely: Joel Kinnaman, Alexander Karim

The Rest: Meh (including Fares Fares who is Lebanese Assyrian)

Omitted: Mikael Persbradt, Henrik Norlén

Henrik Lundqvist can puck me all night.

They are beautiful while young. I had the hottest Swedish boyfriend back in the day. Big dick, drop-dead gorgeous/

I love Scandinavian men, but this list sucks.

They are stiff, shy and as mentioned earlier boring in bed.

R24 The ones I knew were charming and shy, very stiff, and great in bed. And gorgeous.

Just the way I like my guys.

Bill Skarsgard is much hotter than his brother Alexander.

NOT!

Svartskaller ut av Sverige!

Ceding your country and culture to gay hating Islamists is in no way hot ,Alpha or sexy.

I vote NAWT!

Bill is a hot twink with really bad skin.

Not everything is about the Jews, R29.

[quote]Colin Morgan (Irish actor, fuck he's so handsome),

I like his hat.

Oh...it's hair!

Bill Skaarsgard always looks like something out of a Tim Burton movie that should stay there.

Average to meh looking

Hot Sort of Intense Meh Mmmmm, fucking hot Maybe I like big noses, but this one is a bit too much for me Another maybe Yet another maybe Definitely hot Sweet/cute hot Pass Swede Jamie Dornan, potentially hotter I'll take a Heineken (or two) Looks vaguely French, but he's cute enough

Aw, dammit - that didn't work the way i wanted it to: Hot

Sort of

Intense

Meh

Mmmmm, fucking hot

Maybe

I like big noses, but this one is a bit too much for me

Another maybe

Yet another maybe

Definitely hot

Sweet/cute hot

Pass

Swede Jamie Dornan, potentially hotter

I'll take a Heineken (or two)

Looks vaguely French, but he's cute

I tried to make it through the list, but the descriptions were so fucking cringe I couldn't

"Bill Skarsgard is much hotter than his brother Alexander."

Nah. He looks like Steve Buscemi's weird looking spawn. Those eyes, ugh.

They all seem like they need a long shower

I would take thatr long shower with quite a few of them.

Some are cute, but most are not: they're just heavily coiffed and plucked, and we tend to acknowledge that as hawt.

Also, one looks like Ryan Seacrest. So there's that.

Who bumps these ancient threads?

^someone bored with the current new threads? And who can blame them?

That Olof guy would be my choice.

And not one fucking chest hair among them. Pass.

[quote]Who bumps these ancient threads? —2015/2017

Who CARES? Oh, YOU care!

3 of them are not even of Nordic stock and just inserted for some “diversity”. Actual Swedish men are really hot though, when you visit the country.