Miss Lindsey Graham

“The faint of lemon verbena surrounded her..."

My man's cooch is fresh as a daisy and don't you forget it!!

Potpourri from a 99 Cents Only Store .

A 70 year old mint julep

....

Daffodils in full bloom!!

Florida Water, blessed by her Gullah maid/voodoo priestess

Magnolia with a blush of apple blossom and a pinch of cumin urine from the VMI and the saddle soap from her mare.

I take a daily mint julep sitz bath and it's so refreshing.

Ya'll just jealous! You know mah Mint Julep brings all the boys to the yard!

Leave him alone! Too much is too much! If OP has an infatuation with him, keep it inside.

We had an entire thread on Miss Lindsey's signature fragrance.

[quote] If OP has an infatuation with him, keep it inside.

Mah many beaux too often keep it inside, if y'all get my meaning when I would so welcome it inside the bosom of my nethers.

Smells like old stale Red Velvet Cake.

l.

Like the sultry, steamy south!

You just know thst she wears satin like granny panties and reeks of aged Channel #5 and bisquick biscuits.

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It smells like magnolia blossoms and deep longing.

Peach blossoms with a hint of cinnamon.

Well, if Lindsey was elected Preesident, things would be better.

[quote] What is its scent?

Gin and regret.

Honeysuckle and fresh baked cornpone.

You know y'all want summa that.

Deviled eggs and stale farts.

Old Spice

Lye soap and azaleas.

Lindsey is very careful in keeping her social life private. She may drink, but keeps it discreet.

Like a grove of Flowering Dogwood trees on a steamy Carolina day.

President Graham sure wouldn't be fucking things up left, right and center!

R31, No just the Secret Service agents.

Gardenia blossoms, Spanish moss, and Estée Lauder dustin' powduh.

A splash of holy water, musk and hush puppies!

It's infuriating he is a lame ass Republican because it is clear he is not a stupid guy, but then again... he's a Republican! Still, he HATES Trump, so he will be occasionally useful.

It looks and feels like the spongy part of a Lady Baltimore cake.

At least she will speak-up, even if it is sometimes deep with patisanship. Look at how many politicians cower? Ms. Lindsey, rather, is not hesitant to communicate.. Still, contrary to her image of being willing to criticize certain party-line stances, she is a reliable voter for near all GOP proposed legistation and when the Republicans posture against Democratic Party initiatives. Of course she does what is seen as necessary to maintain her seat and influence.

^ this. Miss Lindsey know which side her buttahmilk biscuit be buttered on

I predict that, after a suitable period of mourning, Bob Corker will become Miss Lindsey's next gentleman suitor. Corker has the kind of virile swag that makes Miss Lindsey's mussy as damp as an August morning in Charleston.

We could do a lot worse than have Miss Lindsey as POTUS. He is smart, experienced, has a good grasp of foreign policy and yet he has a tender side for social issues,

And after Trump, I don't think anyone would even care that he's umm, "not married."

Sorry, R43, but Graham is not enough of an improvement. In case you hadn't noticed, he's a Southern republican.

Her pussy still stinks.

Ms Lindsey's privates smell like mint julip and jasmine with a hint of John McCain.

Of the GOP candidates in the 2016 pimaries, Miss Lindsey was the smartest. Being regulated to the kiddie table for debates, she never got to a forum to confront Trump. She would have been awesome in debating him. Trump would result to more personal insults that could have backfired. The media fucked up.

primaries^

Miss Lindsey 2020

School days.

If Trump tries to get in Miss Lindsey's space during a debate, she will flaten him verbally:

"Don't get under me, I am not one of those Russian pee pee girls."

Miss Lindsey's private area smells like mom's award-winning homemade apple pie with a spritz of lilac on the side.

That high school pic @R47 makes Miss Lindsey look like he could be a second cousin of Clay Aikens. They are both Carolinians.

I love me sum Miss Lindsey, so you cunts back off on her,,,,her pussy like the sweetest mangos

We're all agreed: his pussy is not rancid at all. It smells like the most fragrant of Charleston gardens... like a trellis of blooming bougainvillea after a gentle spring rain.

... like jasmine and lemon blossom ...

It reeks of cedar, like the closet he lives in.

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I do believe Miss Lindsey has taken a hankerin for that big ol field hand, Tom Cotton, senator from Oklahoma. Sure, he's dumb as a box of rocks however the senatrice is no longer looking for intellectual companionship since big daddy McCain's brain tumor rendered him an imbecile. She's just looking for some vanilla mandingo-lite in this season of upset.

Here he is readily agreeing to get banged out by BBC in uniform.

Is our Lindsay ok ?!?!?!? I hear there is an active shooter in Charleston !!!

Someone smells cookies @ R57!

And the senatrice is at half chubb

Gentleman, I do declar-uh this thread to be most vile and unconscionable... why every man south of the Mason-Dixon knows my pussy to be more fragrant than a garden full of petunias!

How tall is Lindsey? He looks short next to most men in pics.

[quote] How tall is Lindsey? He looks short next to most men in pics.

Well the Senatrice did have an 18-inch waist until age 21.

exactly 1/4 of his cock size as well

One day quite critical of Trump; the next day defending his decisions. The cycle repeats over and over,

It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind!

The senatrice is a lady-- not a woman! Please bone up on your southern pronouns.

Tiger Balm and Drakkar Noir!

The sent of Loyalty to Our Open Democracy with a heavy trace of Common GOP Cowardice.

[quote]The senatrice is a lady-- not a woman! Please bone up on your southern pronouns.

Neither of those words is a pronoun. Please bone up on your English grammar.

The mendacity!

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Lindsay Graham will be remembered as one of the great war mongers of the modern era

R44

"regulated to the kiddie table"

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lavender and moth balls

He smells of "COWARDICE and COMPLICITY", which is a fragrance he often borrows from Ivanka.

Like white oleander and chocolate bon-bons!

I am not a Repug, but I love Miss Lindsey. I would love to sit down with her for sweet tea and lady fingers.

R48, love it!

A mint julep bath DOES sound refreshing! Is that actually a thing???

R79 Me too.

R57 Yessss!

If you don't have time for a bath, you can at least try the Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque. It has received the highly coveted DL Seal of Approval.

^ LOL

Can you also drink it, a la "Helenesque"?

Lindsey represents the most right-wing state in the Union and manages to be the most reasonable Republican in the Senate, so he gets my vote.

Lol R84 and R85...I'll try it but I was looking forward to a refreshing full body soaking experience!

Maybe that's what keeps the Senator looking so youthful and boyish??

Does the Senatrice have a niece or something to serve as First Lady?

What do we know about her family?

Sister, R89.

The Senatrice's pussy smells like Oil of Olay and potpourri. Obviously.

[quote] The Senatrice's pussy smells like Oil of Olay and potpourri.

Like a grandmother

She has a new version of the bad GOP health care bill that is close to passing. She's flipping over McCain.

He smells of rotten festering boils, like all the GOP.

Linsey is bad but at least she isn't damn stupid, like Trump.

jasmine and corn bread

She sure does love the camera.

I saw where she was getting into limo with Mike Pence. She threw up her arms when she was sent to the other side to get in.

^Pence is not suppose to be around a lady without his wife, "Mother".

What's that smell in this room? Didn't you notice it, Brick? Didn't you notice a powerful and obnoxious odor of mendacity in this room?... There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity... You can smell it. It smells like death.

Magnolia blossom, a soupcon of perspiration with a heavy undertone of regret.

Miss Lindsey is bringing down health care for the masses.

Why was her hair blond when I saw her on camera earlier in the week? Is she trying to look like Donald...why is she trying to kiss his fat ugly ass?

She is so busy. It is so hard to call and make an appointment to scissor.

Fuck Miss G. I've had it with her now and her goddamned Graham-Cassidy fuck-the-poor end-Medicaid bill.

She and her sidekick moron Cassidy are going to debate Bernie Sanders and Amy Klobuchar on CNN on Monday night, 9pm Eastern.

I wish it was Elizabeth Warren and Al Franken instead - I'd feel a little more confident in their abilities against the red menace guys. And associating Bernie, who's not even a Democrat, with single-payer at this particular moment when we're trying desperately to defeat LG's bill - it's just the wrong time to have Bernie on this case imho.

But damn, I hope I'm wrong. It may be the right thing to swing way left -- but I'm always leery of doing that with the idiot masses in this backward country.

I think it probably smells of Gardenias.

It smells of the rotting corpses of the uninsured.

Why do Democrats fuck up opportunity after opportunity? How many times now has CNN had these post-election debates featuring Bernie Sanders as the face of the Democratic party?

Schumer, Pelosi, and Perez are blowing it.

Tim Ryan was right.

^ interestingly on the 60 Minutes interview, Bannon said Tim Ryan was one of the Dems who 'got it'

Did Y'all notice my freshened face after the summer break? My mammy warned me to use buttermilk and a parasol to avoid ruining my magnolia visage. Alas, I did not listen, chasing Daddy McCain all over Arizona.

Those Darling Koch boys paid for it so I would change my mind about sweetening the tea of certain senators to get what they want. I am fresh as springtime again, and twice as lovely.

PS: those aren't clouds in my coffee, those are liberal tears.

Why the fuck is Bernie Sanders representing the Dems? All he does is rant and rave about his pet topic. He NEVER has any details on anything, just Santa Claus promises not based in reality. Al Franken knows the healthcare bill better than he does. Crazy.

Like the agony of defeat!

Well John McCain killed it off and you know Miss Lindsey knew he would. So this whole thing was just an exercise in placating the Koch Bros.

What makes you think Lady Lindsey knew John McCain would do this? I DO think that Susan and Lisa knew he would. He is fucking Galant in his Terminal illness and it is fantastic to see. He did this for those ladies and his conscience. Plus he hates Trump so much it mind blowing. As do we all. I just hope he takes Lindsey by the short hairs and says 'Look here you little fucker I am on my way out - but you better I mean you goddamn BETTER IMPEACH THAT SON OF A BITCH! Take him down and Burn down his whole filthy family. You better have 100% of the Senate and Congress on board or I will stalk all of you to YOUR GRAVES." That would be right also.

Scent of a Woman

Tom Cotton is one of the Senators from Arkansas, not Oklahoma. He's still a raving asshole.

I've heard there's bad blood between McCain and McConnell as well.

I love that McCain is making it his final mission to do as much damage as possible.

And in a way, his determination is probably giving him strength to survive a bit longer. I do feel for Miss Lindsey though...you know her heart is breaking over this. I hope that Cindy McCain will allow the Senatrice to be laid to rest by his man(when his time comes.)

Miss Lindsey is learning hooking-up with Cassidy has repercussions.

Frankly, Miss Lindsey...

I think it is time to ask if the Russians have Kompromat on many in the GOP - so many have been utterly missing in action on the fact that Russia basically committed an act of war on US soil. They are committing TREASON McConnell

Ryan

Graham

Chaffetz

Rohrbacher

So many of them are insane, negligent of their Constitutional obligations to this country. Who else??

As slimy as okra!

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Did the Senatrice present her pussy to Trump during their golf match?

Was it as fresh and dewy as a magnolia blossom on a spring day?

The goff outing was overcast, precipitation, and windy. But Miss Lindsey was all sunshine.

I found this image of Miss Lindsey's golf outing. Tasteful yet seductive, that little vixen!

Miss Lindsey is so perplexing. Now she adores being charmed by Trump.

Whisper sweet nothings into her ear, and she melts.

Miss Lindsey's sneaky as hell. His blatant asslicking of Trump was even contradicted by Golf magazine which said no way Trump had that score. Lindsey's got something up his sleeve.

She wants to be next Sec. of Secretary.

She could get confirmed. Though a she-hawk, she would even get plenty of Democrat support in the Senate.

Then run for President again.

Opps, Secretary of State

Lindsey's playing coy. Don't trust him.

Yep, she has an agenda. We won't recognize it immediately. Giving Trump an artifical good golf score is a stroke with a purpose.

It smells like the damp, dark, rot from under the moldy wooden porch of a cabin in the swamps.

Miss Lindsey probably wants to be Secretary of State and the path to Trump's heart is flattering the shit out of the old moron.

" Gone with my Wind"

The good thing, as Secretary of State, when Miss Lindsey visits Russia, Putin will be wasting his time if he tries to fix her up with pee pee girls.

Like Love's Baby Soft

Too bad, Lindsey could have done some good in combating the Trump-Pence mess. Instead, he is a total sell-out, talking from both sides of his mouth and voting the deplorable way. He's controlled by the Kochs, NRA, Netanyahu interests, and military contractors.

Flake, Sasse, Corker, and McCain have at least shown glimpses of having some principles a few times over the months; though their voting records, (excluding a couple of heath care votes by McCain) are consistent with the Republican rank and file. This excludes the two or three, such as Susan Collins, who can be more moderate when it comes to high profile issues.

Look, Lindsey doesn't need to be owned by the Kochs. He represents South Carolina - the most far right state in the union.

Miss Thing-Senatrice is now tRump;s BFF golfing again...

Regardless of the actual scent, its brand name would be Eau de Senatrice.

Senadew; a fragrance recalling the glory and sweat of our Southern plantation cultcha... and trump's crack sweat.

Magnolia Musk

Sistahsuckle " for our men in uniform fightin' in a wah ahll nevah be in. but will vote faw".

And R19 delivers a contender for DL Prose of the Year.

"...reeks of aged Channel #5 and bisquick biscuits."

We could do with a Line(s) of the Year contest as we wait for the Christmas Mouse

R138 check the contributions from the Kochs. LG is a big time recipient. They insure and assure.

The bitch was playing golf with goddamn Trump again this weekend.

Why do tax payers have to pay Trumps golf club all the time? Isn't that against the law? For Christ sake!! Why does no one stop the thievery of this lowlife pig?

A golf encore with Lindsey? It is one of three things one may guess:

1. Garner Lindsey's support for an unannouced, future military action.

2. Considering Lindsey for Secretary of State once Tillerson leaves the job.

3. Trump has become a gentleman caller.

Maybe Lindsey is trying to get the ear of Trump to "guide" him to a safer course? LG is a military man, of all things.

Lindsey's BFF is McCain. Trump has insulted McCain repeatedly. I'm not buying this sucking up to Trump. Lindsey's got an ulterior motive.

Like biscuits and gravy

Lindsey is currently having a fuss with Rand Paul, Aqua Buddha. Perhaps on the golf course, was Trump mischievous in getting that going?

LOL R135

Now some hot young Russian decathlon athletes might just be the thing to wet Miss L's mussy!

Miss Lindsey in now BFF with Trump now, while McCain is dissing Trump.

She is such a tease.

The Senatrice must be sweatin' up a storm right about now!

[quote] What is its scent?

Smells like treason.

I really can’t stand this particular senator. He’s a groveling weakling that never met a coattail that he didn’t immediately hop onto. Not to mention he’s a huge coward and fraud.

Smells like Queen Spirit

I kinda like Miss Lindsey. I suspect she always has ulterior motives. When reporters asked Lindsey what would happen if Trump fired Mueller, he said there would be hell to pay.

Like the fatal blossom of the graceful jimson weed, I entice with my fragrance but can provide no succor.

I just want to see one person from the Republican Party in congress take a stand.

Someone that is not 1.) retiring or 2.) dying.

Paul Ryan is just gonna sit there and let Nunues run amok. He hasn’t lifted a finger. He is a sniveling coward. And Graham is doing the same thing. He’s no hero.

Promise her anything, but give her Carter Page!

Miss Lindsey had a couple of rough days.

Are there any Miss Lindsey stories out there?

I’ll give her this. She repeated today that there will be hell to pay if they try to dismantle the investigation.

Basically all of congress is gonna hang the White House out to dry.

Well, I Nevah!

Is this person transitioning? I don’t see an Adam’s apple

Is he celibate?

Ah have needs, and Ah get those needs satisfied. THAT is all, ya nosey parker!

How dare someone here call Miss Lindsey a COWAHD!!

He served in the military unlike Trump, Clinton, Obama and probably 90% of those posting here.

I don't happen to think that military service is a prerequisite for government leadership so I haven't a problem with the aforementioned POTUSes.

But don't call the Senatrice a coward because he is not.

I think Miss Linds is trying to become the Trump Whisperer.

Lord knows somebody sane needs to be and I lost hope in Kelly when he went apeshit over the black Congresswoman with the hate, making up all manner of garbage about what she said, being proven wrong by video, and now refusing to take it back. Racist pig.

* hate should have been "hat" but they both apply

Trump and Lindsey were supposed to play golf just this past Sunday but got rained out. I think they're going steady.

Don't you go around spreading rumors about Miss Lindsay Graham R172.

Miss Lindsay is an honorable lady, and she certainly doesn't go on dates with married men!

R170 "I think Miss Linds is trying to become the Trump Whisperer".

You may have nailed the Whisperer part. Miss L knows the Senate gossip, who is really with DT, who isn't, and those on the fence. She knows the Senate dirt, i.e. affairs, associattions, and other salacious insider information that DT could use to keep certain Senators politically loyal.

Perhaps it is more noble; to keep DT from doing something more dangerous in an unhinged fit.

^associations (correction).

[quote]Miss Lindsey had a couple of rough days.

Is Aunt Flo visiting?

Lindsey's playing both sides - which might be savvy. Today, again, John McCain launched two nuclear attacks against Trump and he's Lindsey's beloved. I think there's some sneakiness going on here. Lindsey figured out (like everybody else has) the way to Trump's heart is to flatter him. He might end up being the only sane person to get through to Trump. Gen. Stonewall Kelly showed he's a nutcase as well as a racist. No hope there.

To know the gossipy and most entertaining stories, one must have the ear to the grapevine in South Carolina, particularly in the upstate. In D.C., Lindsey is very guarded about anything personal around the media and snoops after a salacious story. They ain't getting the dirt from carelessness, he's very clever that way.

Will he be giving his injured colleague Sen. Paul his daily sponge baths?

Our Miss Lindsey protects her wholesome virginity.

Foul!

Miss Lindsey's man-snatch leaks lilac-scented acid.

Tell Staimes to have mah finest suit of mourning clothes at the ready. Ah suppose the widow and children will insist on riding in the first car.

She's gone all Trump. Her pac, as quite a few others in Congress, received oligarch money with Kremlin ties.

Those big contributors expect big favors.

Hard to believe no stories have, er... leaked out.

Borscht, Chicken Kiev, Russian dressing.

Perhaps she wants DT to grab her thingy and Putty Poop to blow on her tummy?

She douches with Mint Juleps, she likes her hole to feel welcoming and refreshing.

Red Moscow hunny

"Does her pussy stink? What is its scent?"

Graham Crackers

Why haven't any of Lindsey's paramours come forward?

R191 She's secretive. Plus, old "daddies" are not the types to complain.

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That awful sachet in the dresser drawer full of old lady unmentionables.

Seductress of straight menz.

A lady never kisses and tells

Lindsey certainly has garnered more limelight with the disgusting fawning over DJT. While Lindsey is known to talk out both sides of the mouth, transitionIng into a Trumpie sycophant is so unbecoming and damaging to her delicate reputation.

Is this queen the "Go To Cocksucker" in Washington circles or was this creepy queen strictly property of John McCain?

Possibly the go to cocksucker for those old, nasty and half dead pasty Nazi's there