Perez Hilton Drama! Was Fired From Mysterious Job. Karma?

Barf. How embarrassing for him. Have some dignity, dude.

[quote]“There is a reason this happened,” he says, “and I’m sorry.”

And yet he claims everyone at the job loved him. So what did he do, steal from the till at the local Pizza Hut?

He's going to be on the new season of America's worst cooks on the Food network

Oh God, I hope he doesn't try escorting! Ewww.

Is he A Gay?

R5 duh

Somebody's looking for sympathy. Pity, even.

What's The Real scoop??

In an article dated October 2014, the popularity of the site was trending slightly down, as PerezHilton.com was ranked by Alexa as the 1,234th most trafficked website globally As of July 2017, popularity has further decreased to a global ranking of 5,976 for PerezHilton.com - Wikipedia

I saw him at a Broadway show about a month ago. He's utterly hideous in person too

He has to make and post an online video "for his children"?

Is he just trying to get interest in his "brand"?

Can't he just tell his children, "Daddy lost his job. You'll have to get a part-time job while you're in college like most other kids."?

Why the crying video with the mysterious "job" not being listed?

Was he fired by a racist?

WAS HE AN NAZI MARCHER IN CHARLOTTESVILLE?

Does he have children? Why?

Tore up from the floor up. Where to begin with this flaming lump of sewage? Swish swish bish, another one in the casket. Burp!

Someone would have spotted ol' Olmec Head in the crowd if he were, R12.

Because R13 a single man is less a threat to adoption than married gay couples.

If Perez has only himself to blame for his termination, then why make a video crying about it?

His mother and maybe a sister live with him and parent the children full time. Mario talks about the son and daughter and takes some pictures with them but that's about it. He doesn't have room in that gigantic head for thoughts of anyone other than his sad self.

Just sad

The unashamed hypocrisy is nauseating

I used to watch his site all the time. Eventually it became too difficult to read with all the ads and pop-ups. Then he started licking celebrity ass ( Madonna, Kardashian *barf*) so I lost interest. I will keep a little place in my heart for him for showing those Pete Wentz cock pictures though.

When history looks back at the destructive power of the Internet and social media, his ugly mug will be on page one. But hey, at least he got to sit next to Lindsay Lohan at that club for a few minutes that one time.

Was he a firecrotch? Was that the problem?

He outed everyone and gave couples monikers.

His column was all the rage 10 years ago but it has declined in popularity. Nobody stay on top forever and neither does Perez. I imagine he'll find some other form of entertainment to get into.

Column? Gramps.

R25 Column/website/whatever. You know what I mean, smartass.

Wasn't he a Trump collaborator at some point? Like judging one of the whore pageants?

If you wait long enough every dirty dog has their day.

He looks like an ugly Ron Perlman

The spotlight can burn. Apparently he thought that good, moral people want to be associated with him. Lucky for him, there are plenty of lowlifes out there willing to exploit his notoriety in exchange for cash.

Perez made some waves as a tabloid blogger back in the aughts.

He got lucky with a couple of killer scoops -- didn't he out Neil Patrick Harris and others?

But those kinds of stories don't come along very often and outing pisses people off.

Plus, Perez was stealing paparazzi photos and doodling over them with Photoshop, which he had to stop doing due to copyright lawsuits.

Even the bottom bottoms-out for bottom feeders sometimes.

He's not aging well he's gonna look like the Beast in Beauty and the Beast soon.

I want to know where he worked LOL

The mystery job and firing may be all a ruse in order to get his message out: "I've changed! I'm a parent, just like you heterosexuals! This means that I'm a good person now. Please pity me! And don't (sniff sniff) forget to (sniff) subscribe to my YouTube channel."

Oh, honestly, Lucy!

If you think he's ugly now, google old pics of him. He lost close to a 100 pounds a few years ago.

My guess is: he got offered an entertainment related job, perhaps even hosting some kind of segment on a show and he was fired because of his past dealing with celebrities.

I think that makes the most sense with him claiming he is a different person now and he is growing but he did everything he was supposed to do in terms of working with people but the firing came from someone higher up and he wasn't given a reason that makes sense.

Don't tell me they've discontinued Frankenberry cereal!

R37 note he said they told him "this isn't gonna happen", not "this isn't gonna work out" meaning he most likely didn't actually have the position yet.

I remember he really changed what he was doing on his website when Oprah told he to stop and to not go after people. He's a huge Oprah fan so I think she played a part in him cleaning up the site.

R24 you said no one stays on top forever. How do you explain the Kardashian's? When are they going away? It's been ten long year's and their still on the scene and going strong. With no signs of slowing down anytime soon. If Kris Jenner has anything to say about it.

Also in Perez's heyday. He practically lived up Paris Hilton's ass. I think he really wanted to be her. Hence the name Perez Hilton which is a take on Paris Hilton. Anyways Perez was rotten back in the day.

NO SYMPATHY HERE.

The arc of history is long but eventually it stabs the evil cunts in the ass.

[quote]How do you explain the Kardashian's? When are they going away? It's been ten long year's and their still on the scene and going strong. With no signs of slowing down anytime soon. If Kris Jenner has anything to say about it.

The Kardashian Clan artificially creates an image of being popular by running sites which features made up stuff about them which then are picked up by "legit" gossip rags. Same goes for their social media followers which are bought to make it look like they are so popular that it would be wise to do business with them.

He didn't exactly help his cause by acting certifiably insane on Celebrity Big Brother a couple of years ago.

I wouldn't be surprised if he gives his kids human growth hormones so he can make money off of them faster by starting his own Keeping it up with the Kardashians family franchise. Creating fake buzz and drama. I bet he's already planning racy photo shoots for them like they are Kylie Jenner or those Hadid spawns.

Weren't there naked pictures of him floating around after his weight loss ? I seem to remember him having a large penis.

Yes,that's his one saving grace, his huge dick.

I thought Ellen was the one who told him to stop all the shit, not Oprah.

I hate the Kardashians but they are social media-savvy. Perez is charmless. I remember when his site was "popular". For me, the downfall started with the way he treated Britney during her breakdown. It was loathsome. His joke about Michael Jackson faking his heart attack and then MJ actually dying was another memorable part of his downfall. And then his whole turning on Lady Gaga which just made him look like a crazy stalker. They're both famewhores but at least Gaga has talent and he did come off as a bitter ex-friend.

I actually forget about Perez. He has not been able to keep up with the changing of social media. His website looks stuck in 2006. He's not particularly funny, insightful or savvy.

People don't just forget you mocking a woman suffering from mental health issues or who is going through a tough time.

His site was funny before he went up Paris Hiltons ass. He had previously made fun of her and all the pseudo celebrities. He had a message board that had lots of humorous posts from readers. All of who started flaming him when he started going up celebrities asses. So that group left his site and he got followers who loved celebrities. The message boards came down after being hacked. He became the pseudo celebrity he used to make fun of and he clearly liked it. He cut some celebrities down, but there was a group he just fawned over. His site did better when he outed people and had gossip.

His cock could be the size of Memphis. I'd rather fuck myself with a chainsaw than come within reaching distance of this person.

If you're going to post his nudes, please provide plenty of advance warning. Christ Almighty.

OLMEC HEAD HAS THE SADS!

Here he is before and after the weight loss. He used a dietician and a personal trainer. But as the old saying goes, you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

He should have had some work done while he was rolling in the dough. Surely a good surgeon could have made him more attractive.

It was an existing TV project. A hot property. No I won't say what. Mario was to come on board as on-air talent. Producers were keen, but a key creative on the project does not like him. This creative used extensive recordings of his/her interactions with Mario to convince producers that Mario has a personality disorder and would not be manageable. Mario sadly is not doing anything to help himself with this video. Very unfortunate.

He was stalking Gaga outside her house, and he started calling up her family members making threats against her.

Please don't tell me he was supposed to do that talent show American Idol with Katy Perry? Apparently after paying Perry so much they have a rather limited budget to pay the other judges.

Guys, Exibit A. If you're ugly as sin, a beard won't make you more attractive or fuckable. It just gives your ugliness a layer of hair,

Has anyone figured out who fired him and why?

I too, fired Mario from our friendship years ago. Thankfully, he didn't make a video over it.

If Miss Katy Perry is the reason why Garbagehole is crying and considering suicide, I'm going to have to reasses my hatred for Katy Perry. Can someone please confirm? Because although it's fun to hate KP, I will idolize her if given a reason to.

[quote]This creative used extensive recordings of his/her interactions with Mario to convince producers that Mario has a personality disorder.

Didn't need much more than a Google search.

Wait, I thought his shitty blog WAS his job?

[quote] He's going to be on the new season of America's worst cooks on the Food network

Cooking meth, I assume?

[Quote] Perry and Seacrest will both be very much part of the decision-making process for the other two judges, Mills explains. “They know everybody and they’ve got opinions,” he says. “Katy and Ryan are going to be instrumental in looking. We want to make sure this really feels like a family." Referring to the original “American Idol” panel with Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul, Mills notes, “At the end of the day, as great as that original panel of judges was individually, it was also about the chemistry between them — Simon was wonderful, but if he didn’t have Paula or Randy, would he or the show have been as successful? We’ve got Katy and now it’s all about who’s going to be good with Katy.”

I can't imagine watching a show that has Seacrest and Perry on it every single time. How revolting.

Well, there's always public access.

VH1 and E! put him on the air and watched the audience flee. I can't imagine anyone thinking thet it's a good idea to put him on camera.

[quote]note he said they told him "this isn't gonna happen", not "this isn't gonna work out" meaning he most likely didn't actually have the position yet.

R39, it's confusing because he also comments that he'd been with them for 3 weeks when he was axed implying that something was already in motion.

[quote]Wait, I thought his shitty blog WAS his job?

It's 2017 and the age of bloggers (like Pink is the New Blog/The Superficial etc.) is mostly over. He has to know that. Most of them branched out into other avenues like Go Fug Yourself (Writing books) did. The problem was he made himself the star of his blog and became a personality based upon his blog and that blog said a lot of hurtful things that can be linked directly to him.

So now trying to go legit so he can have some more financial security and "visibly" change his image (ie. Howard Stern previously on America's Got Talent or Kathy Griffin) isn't going to fly. Someone will always have a beef with him. There was nothing fun loving about the stuff he said.

Mario fucked up. He turned on people who actually cared for him.

When I knew Mario, we would hang out with Amanda Bynes, who at that time, he adored. Amanda was yet to have her mental breakdown, and was a healthy young woman, who wasn't doing any drugs, as of yet, and she was, and still is a sweetheart.

When Amanda started presenting for Schizophrenia, Mario decided to go after her, and said horrible shit about her on his blog. Now, if he had never met her, that would be one thing, but Mario knew Amanda very well, and what he wrote about her was inexcusable.

He did the same with Britney, and he was horrible to Sarah Jessica Parker. And who can forget the crap he wrote about Jennifer Aniston?

I really never had a problem with Mario when he wrote about people whom he didn't know, but the shit he did to Amanda was vile.

He has a pattern of turning on people. GaGa is another example of his vindictiveness and pettiness.

In addition to behaving like a mean child, he's ugly as hell and has a repellent personality. He also communicates like he's never seen the inside of a classroom. He probably smells bad and chews with his mouth open. The world will get along OK if this guy gets an anonymous desk job and stays far away from show biz.

R67 - Wow I didn't know what he did to Amanda Bynes.

It's takes 70 posts for somebody to simply say DRUGS? The guy is a drug addict. So easy it see.

Drugs would give him an excuse for his behavior and problems. Nope, he was born this way. Ain't no rehab for what afflicts this cretin.

A guy like Perez Hilton has no friends. He will backstab anyone when it's benefitial for him. Most people, especially celebrities, keep guys like him at arm's lenght. He let himself get bribed by Hollywood to play nice and as a result de-clawed him and now nobody cares about him anymore. He's just a shill trying to promote himself in order to clim the social ladder.

[quote]It was an existing TV project. A hot property. No I won't say what. Mario was to come on board as on-air talent. Producers were keen, but a key creative on the project does not like him. This creative used extensive recordings of his/her interactions with Mario to convince producers that Mario has a personality disorder and would not be manageable. Mario sadly is not doing anything to help himself with this video. Very unfortunate.

BINGO.

This is an instance where a "creative" really earns that big salary; this one had misgivings about MARIO LAVANDERA from the beginning, but wisely waited, until the tapes existed to make the case. And so much the better, because LAVANDERA thought it was a done deal. Oh, he'll be paid off, but that's a pittance relative to the production budget, and don't think they don't know that they've dodged a bullet. Who even put his name forward in the first place?

The important takeaway here: a vile, pissy, bacillus-queen thought she'd hit paydirt--until she opened her mouth and was duly shit-canned. "Personality Disorder?" They are being kind.

Filed under: KARMA

BTW surprised the blog still exists; his sister has been been responsible for the lion-share of its contents for years. But with a steadily declining viewership, homegirl and his crew better have a Plan B for income.

His website was where I got my entertainment gossip before I discovered DL.

The new Daily Mail entertainment show set to debut in jut a few weeks?

He has nothing to offer besides being a nasty cunt - no talent, intelligence, knowledge, wit or humor, experience, kindness, etc. he made the mistake of trying to convince us he has changed which, of course, he is incapable of because there is just nothing else there. In a way, he would have been better of not attempting a rebranding cuz now he's fucked.

His face is quite apelike.

Why does this bitch start squalling every time he doesn't win? What a fucking baby. He looks like a retarded man sitting there wiping his eyes like he's spastic.

Karma USES A BIG OL' DICK TO FUCK--THAT HURTS.

If he really cared about not causing his children distress because of his bad reputation, couldn't he always go back to using his real name? Give me a break.

How is this flea spawn able to support himself?

He seems to think he's Ricky Martin--up to and including acquiring his two "perfect" children.

Unlike Mario, however, Martin is talented. And beautiful.

With his toxic personality, shameful track record, and a strong resemblance to the Sasquatch beast in [italic]Harry And The Hendersons,[/italic] Lavandera/Hilton is likely headed for some leaner, rougher times.

Couldn't happen to a more fitting person.

I fear for those kid's futures. They'll most likely turn out as drug addicts.

Grown man gets fired. Cries. On camera.

Way to get re-employed.

Such an example for his kids.

He started out wanting to act. Naturally.

Almost accidentally, he stumbled into a way to make some money--more than he will ever deserve--and in the process made enemies.

Now he wants to make nice, clean up his act, and join his "fellow celebrities," neatly sidestepping the glaring fact that he still remains without talent and without appeal whatsoever. No amount of PR or weight-loss will fix this.

He's exactly the type of screeching gay man that many straight men in show business--yes, there are few--LOATHE.

That anyone, anywhere, is still talking about this vermin in 2017 is the real wonder.

I think he's crying because he's about out of money and this job was going to be his saving grace.

I think Mario is bipolar. I knew him pretty well, as I said upthread, and that's my honest opinion.

I also believe that his meds are either no longer working, or he is taking something he shouldn't be, like Adderall. The whole stalking GaGa at her apartment building in NYC, and that crying jag recorded on video and shared with the public are all classic bipolar disorder behaviors when a person suffering from the disorder is "cycling". I should know, because I had a very close friend of mine pull the same shit on me that Mario pulled on GaGa.

Luckily, I knew that my close friend was bipolar, so eventually, we came through that tough period, and are still very close, but it was tough. His meds were no longer working and he went off the fucking rails. I had to get a restraining order on him, the whole nine yards. It took about a year and a half for him to go back to a normal life, so to speak, but it was scary because I wasn't sure as to whether or not he would actually try to hurt me.

Before I came to understand what was happening to him, he'd call me on the phone and do these hideous crying jags that could go on for hours. When I made a decision to distance myself from him, he completely flipped the fuck out, like Mario did with GaGa.

Anyhow, as I'm sure anyone here with severe bipolar disorder knows, meds can and do strop working effectively, and must be adjusted throughout one's lifetime.

Mario, GET TO THE FUCKING PSYCHIATRIST STAT!!! YOUR CURRENT MEDS ARE NO LONGER CUTTING IT!!!

R87 interesting

He's a famewhore using any excuse to get himself out there doing emotional youtube videos. Yes, call it being mentally instable, but it's still not anyone else's problem.

There is all sorts of shit going on in the word and this guy is way too privileged to feel sorry for.

So many excuses for his awful behavior....

Lots of people do drugs and lots of people have mental illness but very few are as loathsome as this person. Why do we need to find something to blame other than this parasite himself and his bad choices? Some people are just shitty at being human, period.

The nude pics of him were taken before he became famous. From what I recall, he posted them on some hookup site, and they resurfaced once he became famous. However he had gained a lot of weight from the time he posted those pics and started becoming well known. What he looks like now is basically what he looked like in the pre-fame nude pics. And no his dick wasn't anything impressive. The only thing horsey about him is his face. His site is practically unbearable to even check out these days because of the glut of ads on it. Even with an ad blocker installed, it's painfully slow to load.

I agree, R90. My friendship with Mario is long over due to some shit he pulled. I was offering some perspective, all speculation, surely, but this behavior is very unlike him. Something is going on, other than being just a shitty person.

Post his nude

R93 is determined to ruin our day. Just when we all thought it couldn't get any worse!

I want to see Ape Mans Tiny Penis

Please don't tell me he was meant to be the next Finding Prince Charming.

Why even post the video if he's not going to give any details of who fired him? He's made enough money over the years that he doesn't even need to work. And why the fuck does he need to post a video to address his kids about being fired from some gig? This all reeks of attention whoring.

R96 oh my God I hope not!

He doesn't have a big dick, he IS a big dick. Truly, this guy is astonishingly repulsive and crazy.

He outed henry cavill back in 08, and many others. He also was discovered in grindr he claims to be a top (gag) and has a bery skinny ugly long dick.

R100 photos or do not believe

"R100, photos or do not believe."

You believe he has a big dick? Why would you believe that? He seems the type to have a little fellow.

R102 I want to laugh

As opposed to gagging in repulsion, r103?

Both

[quote]Why even post the video if he's not going to give any details of who fired him? He's made enough money over the years that he doesn't even need to work.

If he was already working for the project for "three weeks" as he mentioned before he was fired, he probably, legally can't. if he's going to say it in the same breath as him bashing them.

What job was he fired from?

White House Spokesman

Barney

There was concern that the daily briefings were becoming "too camp."

People no longer have any dignity. Life is measured in how much attention you can get.

True!

Double true!

The fun doesn't begin until Mario has to try to unload his "fat clothes" on ebay.

Here is Perez promoting Kim Petras, a trans singer who is being mentored by Dr. Luke.

They are trying to make Petra the first mainstream trans singer. Petra, now 24, was the youngest documented person to have sex reassignment surgery at16.

R51 made me wonder whether he was up for the title role that in-name-only reboot of my movie, and not the one I played in the original.

HUGE!

How did he not have loose skin from all the weight he lost?

I've spotted him at several Broadway opening night parties and wondered what he was doing there and who invited him. He's usually hanging out in a corner by himself. On time me and my colleague went over to talk to him just for the hell of it. He was actually very friendly but was wearing the mist god awful sweater I've ever seen. It was like something out of the Bill Cosby Show from the 80's. About a year later I ran into him again in the lounge at the Wallis Annenberg Center in Beverly Hills and he was super unfriendly and standoffish. We were seeing the same show "Merrily We Roll Along". Fuck you Perez. Maybe you're nicer when you are in NYC and your coffin isn't lined with your native soil.

The weight gain and loss was a deliberate fame whore ploy for attention. He gained the weight and then asked around who'd endorse and sponsor his weighloss. I remember he promoted some lean ready to eat meals during his weight loss transformation (like anyone believed that's how he lost all the weight *sniff* *sniff*).

You could be right R86.

No it was Oprah that influenced him about changing his shitty ways for the better R46.

Sell the damn baby.

R118 gross me out!

I'd like to think some doofus thought Perez could be Simon Cowell 2.0 on 'American Idol' and either Katy Perry or Ryan Seacrest (or BOTH) were like 'Are you fucking kidding ?' when they found out.

Perez tried to become a music entrepreneur and failed (unlike Simon Cowell, who was harshly blunt, but usually correct and not hateable) ............... Perez has proven over and over (and over) again how unlikeable he is (and I agree .... his last stint (I think) on Celebrity Big Brother showed that unlikeability again).

Poor trans singer (mentored by PH) only has 1500 views on that video. Ooof. (and its 'trending on Spotify ...snort)

Shit, maybe he was trying to be a 'celebrity' chef. They then realized no one knew or liked him. No viewers. Shit, looks like anyone can have their own cooking show if you have money.

Wasn't there a reality tv competition show where he shat in his work out pants? I think it resulted in him doing some sort of damage control by sharing the two girls one cup atrocity in advance or something like that.

Maybe he was going to be on American Horror Story until Gaga reminded Murphy he stalked her and her family.

He had a brief stint in Comedy Central's Another Period and it put me so damn off that I stopped caring about the show.

Why do I think this may have been the Queer Eye reboot?

He used to try to shake down certain artists, like Britney, GaGa and Taylor Swift. First he is lavishing praise on them, and pushing them on his blog three times a day, then all of a sudden he turns on them. It was my surmise that they stopped paying him the "marketing dollars" he demanded so he got all bitchy. But essentially R40 is right. He was definitely a Paris Hilton groupie for years

I remember the time someone (I believe it was Sony?) sent some cease and desist letter using copyrighted material on his site and he turned it around and announced that he would no longer cover their signed music artists like The Gossip on his blog in some passive agressive statement (oh, I won't cover The Gossip anymore which is such a shame!).

R129 This was my initial thought as well.

According to the Celebrity Net Worth website, he's worth 30 million dollars!

WTF?!?!?

I can't stand this fucking creepy syco bastard.

The celebrity net worth site is full of shit. Perez was/is ambitious and saw himself as the Gay Opah. He was humming along with his gossip blog, then he was shaking down recording artists for some of their marketing dollars, and he was hosting events, in NYC and Las Vegas , concerts, parties, etc. There was even some involvement in a Broadway show. I think he hired an agent to get him more TV talk show deals as a guest on some panel or other. His Gossip blog was his undoing. Too bad. he blew his opportunities by being an asshole. Stealing photos and getting sued many times. It was a common practice for him. His childish drawings and offensive comments really turned off a lot of celebrities. They found him cruel and cutting and stopped feeding him information. Perez was always B List. And that's being generous. It was more often C & D list. He might have some money, but I doubt he's worth a million much less $30M , that's just ridiculous.

R137 his mom money will be gone fast living in NYC.

He definitely dosent have $30 million dollars! That's way off. His website is a mom and pop's operation. I don't think so.

Perez Hilton was the first viciously cruel, no-limits-of-indecency website I ever encountered. DataLounge and Stormfront are the heirs apparent.

Perez is on Grindr with a profile that proclaims "Yes, it's really me!"

He may have more money than you want to believe. I don't remember which, but a major record company hired him to do A&R, and at one time he had spinoff product placement websites that probably made him a lot of money.

"Mr. Lavandeira could receive $100,000 a year as an advance against 50 percent of any profits generated by artists he discovers and releases through Warner Brothers, these people said."

He's gross. He tried to hit on me hardcore two years ago. When I wasn't interested he pulled the, "do you know who I am?" When I still wasn't interested he told me he could be, "generous." I laughed in his face and told him I could buy and sell him (which is true). He promptly asked someone who I was and how much I was worth. He then tried to pitch a bunch of his business ideas to me.

He's seriously a disgusting human being.

Yeah, he probably though he could be like Andy Cohen or Ryan Seacrest.

R137, a little off topic, but your 'Gay Oprah' reminded me of Rosie on the View one day when they were talking about Gayle and Oprah and panelists were saying (I recall) no, they're not gay; and Rosie said (paraphrazing) 1) they call each other every day, share secrets, confidences, 2) they take trips together 3) they are BFFs....so.....'they're a little gay'

He messed with and pissed off the wrong people. That explains his current troubles.

So is he broke or stinking rich? Does anyone actually know?

He's [italic]fine,[/italic]--no worries; the cash is just raining down out of the sky on our talented Mario.

Trust. He's not going anywhere, anytime soon.

HOLLYWOOD INSTITUTION.

Gurlfriend is [italic]money,[/italic] know what I'm sayin'?

"D'oh!--sorry, we're GREEN--and no longer offer the plastic option!"

I doubt this guy is a multimillionaire.

Probably one of the most saddest and unhappiest multimillionaires and that is saying something since most millionaires are miserable toads who fear nothing more than to be poor (again).

Did he lose his job because he said he's a better person than Renee Zellwigger because he has kids?

Please. Perez is lucky if he can pay this month's mortgage. he just had his third kid. He claimed he was leaving LA for NYC but I suspect he got himself a studio sublet so he could go there and mine the opportunities he thought he saw. I haven't read his column in about two years. I actually forgot he existed.

How much you wanna bet he's trying real hard to get himself a Kardashian style reality show about him and his three kids and his Ma. I'd bet you a dollar he has tried to get Ryan Secrest or Kris Jenner interested in his ideas. Ugh. Think about it. A Cuban America Gay man with his Mamacita and his sister, his hermana, and three adorable toddlers live on camera once a week...to start with. There's potential there. No, there is. Just not with Perez. IMO, douchebag needs to develop his life story for someone else to play and avoid the front of the camera at all costs.

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R47 I remember there was also a huge backlash against him when he made of Adam Sandler's daughter's looks. I think he failed to realize that a lot of his fans are fraus.

*made fun of

Did the show about gay dads and their offspring, which he was part of, ever air? That bitch is so thirsty I'm surprised there's still water on planet Earth.

He's the person who bumped this old thread today

I enjoyed him when he was doing the Paris Hilton thing with the pink scribbles on his pics and shit and was a young and fat little queen. Ok I admit it. I thought he was a cute little piglet. Of course he got to be trying and tiresome. That was around the time he skimmed down. Big mistake.

He's a junky and I'm pretty sure Lady Gaga gave birth to his kid.

I'm guessing he failed the drug test. Don't know why he doesn't just come out and say it.

Katie Hopkins got him all the way together.

Hopkins is even more over than Hilton.

R164 No hun. She's just getting started.

I didn't even know he was still around. He's over. OVER.

Does anyone even visit its site anymore?

She's been parading that tired shit since she crawled from under her rock R164 , she never even made it to 15 minutes.

R168 meant for R163

he cries about as easily as Tammy Faye.

Remember this, after the Black Eyed Peas manager hit him? (the fun part begins at 1:55)

I hate him. I really hate him. He is annoying, repulsive, a fat flamer with a wretched personality.

I fear for those kids' features. They'll most likely turn out looking like him. Pretty fucking scary.

Here ya go, r83.

Where was he working? I thought his "brand" was his job.

acts like he crashin from opiates....

Pig faced man cries like a little girl.

He's like someone making videos on a deserted island and tossing them to sea in a bottle...

Does anyone know for sure which show he was fired from? Was it Idol, Queer Eye or a different one?

Also, R87, if you're still reading, tell us more stories about your former friendship.

You can tell from the way R87 wrote his post that R87 is a well practiced, but habitual, liar.

The tell is all the unnecessary details that adorn the central point of whatever he is saying. He thinks those details add credibility but they really only give him away.

I disagree. I feel like R87 comes off as very believable.