Great Brady Bunch Quotes! What Did You Learn From Brady Bunch?? Anything Brady!!

Mom always said don't play ball in the house.

Oh my nose...

Johnny Bravo

I was around nine when I first saw the Brady Bunch back in the 70s and I had already heard the rumors that Robert Reed was gay. I have no idea where I heard those rumors, though.

R4 imagine if it was in today's times he would of never remained in the closet. DL would of captured him.

We sure spread sunshine around.

It's a sunshine day! ☀️

That was Alice. I'm Kay.

Good one!

"It doesn't matter how I got here, Marcia. The point is, I've arrived."

His name is "George, George.....Glass"!

Mollys body is normal, but her head's bigger than a basketball!

She's got a size 10 body and a size 24 head!

Wasn't that a delight too!

I still hope you're not sulking about being replaced!

Do was Alice gay in real life? I can't remember her name.

Ann b Davis was Lez.

r1 ROFL. yes, that's the one i always remember. and the way Bobby (?) said it too..

R8, I love you.

Carol: Alice, could you shave your legs next time you crawl in bed with us? Mike thought you were a man.

Something suddenly came up.

Carol: [to Cindy] You shouldn't put down a loser, Cindy, because you might be one yourself someday. Just remember that.

"What about WURR-wolves?"

--Maureen McCormack's bizarrely affected pronunciation

"So that's it! Even my own FATHER thinks I'm unpopular at high school! I hate high school! I HATE IT!!!..."

Baby talk, baby talk, it's a wonder you can walk!

"From now on, I'm beautiful and noble. I'm Juliet!"

"It's so beneficial for me to be away from those children in junior high and to be with people of my own mature growth. I'm looking forward to the intellectual stimulation. Nice meeting you boys."

Exact Words

"Greg its very natural to explore your body with your baseball teammates, once upon a time I too did the same thing".

Mike Brady speaking to confused teen aged Greg

And NOW! I find out that we are having a party for 26 people on the 10th and the only people that aren't going to be here are US!

"I cut it while I was clipping the stupid hedges!"

Finding bugs in fake grass right

Alice: You will too lick your sisters pussy if she gets horny!

Thanks to this show, I know where to hide a hot dog and baked beans if I ever need to sneak dinner to a runaway Native American boy (inside a flashlight).

I learned the proper way to enunciate "See-ATT-Tuhl."

I love you, too, r16. I think you're groovy... Far out... Fantastic.

Stop him Mike, he'll hurt Fluffy

"The only steps in this house are those, the ones which lead up to your bedroom." Carol, to Bobby, in the 2nd or 3rd episode of the 1st season, when he thought everyone had forgotten about him and was going to run away. It was actually one of the more emotionally touching episodes before the show got into wacky hijinks.

LOVE this thread.

"Here's my sister, the new Jan Brady!"

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha

[quote]"The only steps in this house are those, the ones which lead up to your bedroom."

You didn't quote that right.

It's actually

"The only steps in this house are those, the ones which lead up to your bedroom and you and your brothers"

That's funny, I've never heard of a George Glass at our sküle.

I like when Greg said he just checked with the school's registrar and there's NO GEORGE GLASS.

Nice to see back then, anyone could get all up into your business

Mrs. Marcia Dentist

I've got a thecret! I've got a thecret! It'th for me to know and you to find out!

Oh, hey, Honey, i thought this was your bridge club afternoon...You know Chuck, right? Chuck's shower is on the fritz, so I said he was welcome to clean up here. I guess I could use one too. We just pounded one out on the court.

Thee you on the thee thaw Thindy!

That lisping, 5-year-old Cindy had better grammar and spelling skills than the retard at R5.

Marcia: Jan, you wouldn't stink so bad if you just douched once in a while.

Carol, to Alice: 'Alice, Mike said the strangest things- something about glory holes'

Marcia to Jan we have some free time before our scene. Let's continue our lesbian sex act.

I"m like Sam the Butcher bringing Alice the meat....

KAY: Looks pretty silly to me!

I think my hu went one way and my la went the other.

One of my childhood friend's mothers was "best friends" with Ann B. Davis and went to live with her until she died. She moved in with her in the 90s.

Neat-o!

Hi Marcia, like my new outfit?

It’s really pretty.

EVERYBODY thinks so.

Mike: Mer-na.

Myrna: Meer-na.

Also the way that girl to whom Marcia gave the makeover talked. Her voice and phrasing were so irritating.

You just gotta let it grow ... you know?

Warren thinks it’s even better than the cheers for his first string basketball team.

I still hope you’re not sulking about being replaced...

"Mike, once again I found your dildo INSIDE your briefcase. How do you expect Alice to clean it if she can't see it?"

R37's video's pretty cool. Jan turns into Carrie after being humiliated for wearing a big curly wig to a party. They should do a horror version of Brady Bunch where Jan kills everyone at the prom like Carrie!

“Baton Rouge! Baton Rouge!”

- Marcia

Times change, Marcia. People don't.

That Davey Jones is the most. And it is perfectly okay for a grown adult man to take a teenager to her school dance.

The 70s. Was anything not weird about that decade?

Tomorrow's graduation and I have... awerange hair!

[quote]One of my childhood friend's mothers was "best friends" with Ann B. Davis and went to live with her until she died. She moved in with her in the 90s.

And I just found out that the house she lived in then is about four blocks from where I live now.

F-F-F-I-L. L-L-L-M-O. O-O-O-R-E

Filmore Junior High

Louder!

I plum forgot!

Family Ties stole the know it all falling flat in their face during a quiz show from TBB.

The Bradys Do Sondheim!

Well, close enough. Mom & Marcia do a number from "Gypsy" at the high school "frolic." Costumes inspired by Judy Garland?

I never knew who dad liked better, you or the Venus De Milo.

r66 Yes! ha ha

"There goes your last excuse!' Jan and the lemon.

Not GLASSES! I'll look positively GOOFY!

Greg: Bobby has been a real STINKER!

Carol: Greg, you know I don't like that word!

Could somebody tell me what's NOT going on around here?

I learned that your shoes can slip in the juice.

I've sen the way you thump his honeydews - jealous Sam the Butcher.

I wish we had a special award for Jan Brady.

He he is your very own Johny Bravo.

DO YOUR THING GIRLS!

[quote]Well, close enough. Mom & Marcia do a number from "Gypsy" at the high school "frolic." Costumes inspired by Judy Garland?

It was good enough for the Bradys, but apparently not worthy of being in the movie version of "Gypsy."

Architects with 6 children and stay at home wives need and can afford live-in maids.

Live-in maids (even when considered to be part of the family) must wear a uniform everyday.

Let me out, I must have air...

I must rise and walk the night!

Mill penny?

No, Alice, that’s a boy!

R70. The hair. My god, look at the hair!

I'm the weird covering (band-aid?) on Gregs lip during the U.F.O. episode. Wtf?

One, two! Tell me who are you! (The Bears!)

Three, four! Tell me who's gonna score! (The Bears!)

I was never a fan of The Brady Bunch...and that was my era. Stupid damn show.

"I even imagined my principal in boxer shorts!"

You know you are Greggy.

Oh Tiger, stay outside.

(Cue DeVol incidental music - Tiger knocks over house of cards)

Bobby: Here's Tiger!

Greg: Keep him away keep him away...

KIDS: OHHHH NOO! (looped) OHHHH NOO!

Peter: That was an accident

Jan: Everything counts you said it yourself!

Now kids. Your father's right.

Danny I think it's time we had a little talk.

But Mom, you don't understand! MOM! M O M ! *waa aaah ahh*

But what’s more important than the instincts and feelings of an ACTRESS!

Daddy said to act natural--and I always barge in on Marcia when she's in the bathroom!

I'm sorry Marcia, but if I have to make a choice, I choose Jan.

I'm strictly a no talent! I'll never be good at anything - NEVER!

Don’t even talk to me you job stealer!

I keep telling you IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!

Marcia: Bobby’s a stinker.

Carol: You know I don’t like that word.

Conversation continues.

Greg: Bobby’s a stinker.

Carol: Greg, I just said I don’t like that word!

[quote]I'm strictly a no talent! I'll never be good at anything - NEVER! —Jan

You said it, I didn't.

Clowns never laughed before Beanstalks never grew.

[quote]Clowns never laughed before

The hell they didn't.

I can't keep answering the questions like ra BOT.

R104 Dear Eve, does your bitterness make you Harried and Hopeless?

That was one of my good sheets!

The winner of the honor society award is NOT jan brady, it is Nora Coombs with a score of 95.

Let’s go down to the pizza place.

Far Out.

I hope I don't grow up to be ugly like you, Aunt Jenny.

It's always Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

Won’t someone please flick my poor neglected bean?!

No, R110, it's Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

[quote]I can't keep answering the questions like ra BOT. —Eve Plumb, reinventing myself as a brunette

Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? Oh, and there’s no “a” in “robot.”