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What brand of toilet paper do you buy?

I buy Northern because it's quilted AND because it doesn't produce lint like Charmin. I don't want all of that lint in my asshole. Makes me itch.

by Anonymousreply 6402/22/2021

Steel wool and Clorox.

by Anonymousreply 108/15/2017

Northern is owned by Georgia-Pacific, which is owned by those vile Koch Bothers. Stop buying their crap. They also own Dixie! I stopped buying all their products years ago. I'll stick with Kirkland brand paper products. At least their workers get a living wage!

Here's a list of brands under the Georgia-Pacific banner: Angel Soft, Quilted Northern, and Soft n' Gentle are toilet paper and facial tissue brands.

Blue Ribbon, Clutter Cutter, DensArmor Plus, DensDeck, DensGlass, DensShield, DryPly, FireGuard, GP Lam, Hushboard, Nautilus, Ply- Bead, Plytanium, Southern Gold, Sta-Strait, Thermostat, ToughRock, Wood I Beam, and XJ 85 are building and remodeling brands.

Brawny, Dixie, Insulair, Mardi Gras, PerfecTouch, Sparkle, Ultra, and Vanity Fair are tableware, paper towel and napkin brands. Advantage, Image Plus, and Spectrum are office paper brands.

I'm sure those two creeps own many more companies.

by Anonymousreply 208/15/2017

Who Gives A Crap. Mostly because they deliver but also because the company helps water aid projects and the toilet paper is inexpensive and eco-friendly .

by Anonymousreply 308/15/2017

my asshole influences what kind of paper I buy. i DO NOT want lint inside my asshole!

by Anonymousreply 408/15/2017

better lint than dust R4

by Anonymousreply 508/15/2017

But i thought Charmin does leave pieces behind. That's their slogan.

by Anonymousreply 608/15/2017

charmin may not leave pieces of paper in your ass but it's full of lint.

by Anonymousreply 708/15/2017

She looks awful

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by Anonymousreply 808/15/2017

Kroger Psssst! Brand.

by Anonymousreply 908/15/2017

Costco/Kirkland.... perfect paper!

by Anonymousreply 1008/15/2017

[quote]Who Gives A Crap. Mostly because they deliver but also because the company helps water aid projects and the toilet paper is inexpensive and eco-friendly .

Of course you don't give a crap, typical of so many people. I refuse to buy any products those two POS douchebags make money off.

A few years ago, I read an article in Rolling Stone about a young woman who was one day away from leaving for college. She was literally burned alive on land owned by the Koch Bothers. They knew for years, the land they leased out tor people to put their trailer homes on, was leeching gas. They did nothing about it. Not a surprise.

IIRC, the young woman and her boyfriend were going into town to pick up more school supplies. They were literally burned alive when she started the car and it went up in flames. Her family won a huge amount in a lawsuit, of course, the Koch Brothers fought it.

by Anonymousreply 1108/15/2017's the best for old plumbing, it breaks down fast once it hits water.

by Anonymousreply 1208/15/2017

I am currently using this. I am not kidding.

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by Anonymousreply 1308/15/2017

I use Scott Rapid Dissolving for Boats & RV's, for my 125 year old house, to protect its old plumbing like R12.

by Anonymousreply 1408/15/2017

I don't wipe.

by Anonymousreply 1508/15/2017

nothing but the best for me.

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by Anonymousreply 1608/15/2017

I use Earth First baby wipes, and they say you shouldn't flush them, yet paradoxically the only fixture in my house that I haven't had trouble with is the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 1708/15/2017

So long as it's two ply I don't really care.

by Anonymousreply 1808/15/2017


But like other brands, they are making rolls more "airy" and fewer sheets per roll in big packs.

by Anonymousreply 1908/15/2017

0000 sand paper

by Anonymousreply 2008/15/2017

This is what I use.

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by Anonymousreply 2108/15/2017

R11 idiot

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by Anonymousreply 2208/15/2017

Whatever is closest to the door at the Walmart. And I don't "buy" it. *wink wink nudge nudge*

by Anonymousreply 2308/15/2017

Wrinkle-free alt right, when my Trump needs a wipe.

by Anonymousreply 2408/15/2017

Good Housekeeping magazine's testing and recommendations.

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by Anonymousreply 2508/15/2017

Scott Tube-Free

by Anonymousreply 2608/15/2017

That fucking Charmin leaves paper residue on my hole.

by Anonymousreply 2708/15/2017

Fuck the Koch Brothers, if I can avoid ANY products by those old vile pieces of shit, I will.

There are so many products out there, why knowingly buy items by men who live in 55 million dollar mansions and who are trying to permeate our government and basically ruin Americans lives, all the while, taking our money away from us. The ppl who buy Koch products are too lazy to do their research or simply do not give a shit.

Why are all these wacko Trumpettes here at DL?

by Anonymousreply 2808/15/2017

While I'm waiting for the Hanebisho troll to arrive, I'll vote for R21's. It's the most lint-free that I've used.

by Anonymousreply 2908/15/2017

Carol Burnett's take

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by Anonymousreply 3008/15/2017

The cheapest.

by Anonymousreply 3108/15/2017

I despise lint!! Give me the hard stuff!!

Which ironically is Angel Soft.

by Anonymousreply 3208/15/2017

Say what, R11, ? What have the Koch brothers got to do with Who Gives A Crap? The 'Who Gives A Crap' company is run by three guys, Simon Jehan and Danny, ( launched in 2012 with funding from Indigogo) . 50% of profits go to water sanitation and providing toilets in developing nations. I've just googled Koch brothers and still don't see the connect.

by Anonymousreply 3308/16/2017

Btw the reply at R33^^^ is me, R3.

by Anonymousreply 3408/16/2017

I call them pussy wipes or cunt wipes. Any kind of wet wipe with a little Scott beforehand. Scott is like thin sturdy very light paper, not fucking quilted or scented with dust bunnies all over it to get lodged at the mouth of my hole, deep within my cheeks

by Anonymousreply 3508/16/2017

I NEVER posted that the Koch Bros had anything to do with Who Gives a Crap. I had already posted the long list of companies those two vile douchebags own.

The person whom initially responded, R3 and R33, "Who Gives A Crap", I thought that was their response to my original post in this thread. I had no idea that was the name of the company! Sorry for the mix up!

by Anonymousreply 3608/16/2017

I hate the process of wiping my asshole but of course i do it so i don't have shit in there.

by Anonymousreply 3708/16/2017

I use pre-moistened squares of Shantung silk.

by Anonymousreply 3808/16/2017

I'll try Kirkland brand the next time.

by Anonymousreply 3908/16/2017

I just use a bucket of warm water, and my hand.

by Anonymousreply 4008/16/2017

I like this one.

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by Anonymousreply 4108/16/2017

Which kind is reusable?

by Anonymousreply 4208/16/2017

This kind:

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by Anonymousreply 4308/16/2017

Trump brand, You know, the one with his face on each individual sheet.

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by Anonymousreply 4608/16/2017

I don't like what I call "lady paper."

That's what I call those super thick double-ply sheets. They seem more for blotting than wiping.

This type of toilet paper chafes my ass something fierce.

I prefer the single-ply brands like Scott's, or some of the double-ply brands as long are they are not thick and soft.

by Anonymousreply 4708/16/2017

Scott's TP is very dry, it's like wiping your ass with newspaper. I wonder why it's so popular, because the rolls are so big and affordable? Then, when people get sore assholes from this cheap TP, they have to spend extra money on some asshole med, such as Anusol!

by Anonymousreply 4808/16/2017

Really prefer Cottonelle

by Anonymousreply 4908/16/2017

Kirkland (Costco) they didn't shrink it so it's still as wide and goes across the whole holder. The others have shrunk the products no matter who many sheets on there it is less than it used to be. I don't buy anything connected to the Koch Bros. So their brands are out. It's been years since I found out what they're connected to and I'm very grateful for the list at that time as people here should be for this list. If you're not a right winger you should not support the Koch Bros.

by Anonymousreply 5008/16/2017

I'll stick to my Northern toilet tissue because it's quilted.

by Anonymousreply 5108/17/2017

Costco and Sam's Club toilet paper fans -- how do yo know who makes the toilet paper they brand and sell?

You don't, do you?

It could be Koch toilet paper mills making those rolls you blithely buy.

Dig deeper, pinheads!

by Anonymousreply 5208/17/2017

As of 2013, Costco's TP (and paper towels) was made by Georgia Pacific.

And did you know that TP is Costco's #1 selling product?

by Anonymousreply 5308/17/2017

Well, r53, that news should shut up the smug Costco shill.

by Anonymousreply 5408/17/2017

Who needs toilet paper?

by Anonymousreply 5508/17/2017

So, the fucking Koch motherfuckers have cornered the US market on almost ALL paper products? They also own Dixie.

That's called a monopoly.

by Anonymousreply 5608/17/2017

i just wiped my big asshole with northern toilet tissue.

by Anonymousreply 5708/18/2017

I exclusively buy whatever is on sale.

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by Anonymousreply 5902/22/2021

I Have Charmin Ultra Strong but since I have a bidet seat and ear fiber daily, I only use the Charmin to pat dry.

by Anonymousreply 6002/22/2021

R23: G-P is not only Koch Brothers, everyone of their products is inferior to the competition.

by Anonymousreply 6102/22/2021

Angel Soft

by Anonymousreply 6202/22/2021

Trader Joe's EXTRA soft 6 pack.

by Anonymousreply 6302/22/2021

I use Umawakutzi, a Japanese brand only available in Osaka, it's infused with lanolin. I have a flight attendant friend that picks it up for me every few months or so. It comes in small folded sheets in a pagoda shaped box.

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