What brand of toilet paper do you buy?

Steel wool and Clorox.

Northern is owned by Georgia-Pacific, which is owned by those vile Koch Bothers. Stop buying their crap. They also own Dixie! I stopped buying all their products years ago. I'll stick with Kirkland brand paper products. At least their workers get a living wage!

Here's a list of brands under the Georgia-Pacific banner: Angel Soft, Quilted Northern, and Soft n' Gentle are toilet paper and facial tissue brands.

Blue Ribbon, Clutter Cutter, DensArmor Plus, DensDeck, DensGlass, DensShield, DryPly, FireGuard, GP Lam, Hushboard, Nautilus, Ply- Bead, Plytanium, Southern Gold, Sta-Strait, Thermostat, ToughRock, Wood I Beam, and XJ 85 are building and remodeling brands.

Brawny, Dixie, Insulair, Mardi Gras, PerfecTouch, Sparkle, Ultra, and Vanity Fair are tableware, paper towel and napkin brands. Advantage, Image Plus, and Spectrum are office paper brands.

I'm sure those two creeps own many more companies.

Who Gives A Crap. Mostly because they deliver but also because the company helps water aid projects and the toilet paper is inexpensive and eco-friendly .

my asshole influences what kind of paper I buy. i DO NOT want lint inside my asshole!

better lint than dust R4

But i thought Charmin does leave pieces behind. That's their slogan.

charmin may not leave pieces of paper in your ass but it's full of lint.

She looks awful

Kroger Psssst! Brand.

Costco/Kirkland.... perfect paper!

[quote]Who Gives A Crap. Mostly because they deliver but also because the company helps water aid projects and the toilet paper is inexpensive and eco-friendly .

Of course you don't give a crap, typical of so many people. I refuse to buy any products those two POS douchebags make money off.

A few years ago, I read an article in Rolling Stone about a young woman who was one day away from leaving for college. She was literally burned alive on land owned by the Koch Bothers. They knew for years, the land they leased out tor people to put their trailer homes on, was leeching gas. They did nothing about it. Not a surprise.

IIRC, the young woman and her boyfriend were going into town to pick up more school supplies. They were literally burned alive when she started the car and it went up in flames. Her family won a huge amount in a lawsuit, of course, the Koch Brothers fought it.

Scott...it's the best for old plumbing, it breaks down fast once it hits water.

I am currently using this. I am not kidding.

I use Scott Rapid Dissolving for Boats & RV's, for my 125 year old house, to protect its old plumbing like R12.

I don't wipe.

nothing but the best for me.

I use Earth First baby wipes, and they say you shouldn't flush them, yet paradoxically the only fixture in my house that I haven't had trouble with is the toilet.

So long as it's two ply I don't really care.

Cottonelle

But like other brands, they are making rolls more "airy" and fewer sheets per roll in big packs.

0000 sand paper

This is what I use.

R11 idiot

Whatever is closest to the door at the Walmart. And I don't "buy" it. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Wrinkle-free alt right, when my Trump needs a wipe.

Good Housekeeping magazine's testing and recommendations.

Scott Tube-Free

That fucking Charmin leaves paper residue on my hole.

Fuck the Koch Brothers, if I can avoid ANY products by those old vile pieces of shit, I will.

There are so many products out there, why knowingly buy items by men who live in 55 million dollar mansions and who are trying to permeate our government and basically ruin Americans lives, all the while, taking our money away from us. The ppl who buy Koch products are too lazy to do their research or simply do not give a shit.

Why are all these wacko Trumpettes here at DL?

While I'm waiting for the Hanebisho troll to arrive, I'll vote for R21's. It's the most lint-free that I've used.

Carol Burnett's take

The cheapest.

I despise lint!! Give me the hard stuff!!

Which ironically is Angel Soft.

Say what, R11, ? What have the Koch brothers got to do with Who Gives A Crap? The 'Who Gives A Crap' company is run by three guys, Simon Jehan and Danny, ( launched in 2012 with funding from Indigogo) . 50% of profits go to water sanitation and providing toilets in developing nations. I've just googled Koch brothers and still don't see the connect.

Btw the reply at R33^^^ is me, R3.

I call them pussy wipes or cunt wipes. Any kind of wet wipe with a little Scott beforehand. Scott is like thin sturdy very light paper, not fucking quilted or scented with dust bunnies all over it to get lodged at the mouth of my hole, deep within my cheeks

I NEVER posted that the Koch Bros had anything to do with Who Gives a Crap. I had already posted the long list of companies those two vile douchebags own.

The person whom initially responded, R3 and R33, "Who Gives A Crap", I thought that was their response to my original post in this thread. I had no idea that was the name of the company! Sorry for the mix up!

I hate the process of wiping my asshole but of course i do it so i don't have shit in there.

I use pre-moistened squares of Shantung silk.

I'll try Kirkland brand the next time.

I just use a bucket of warm water, and my hand.

I like this one.

Which kind is reusable?

This kind:

Trump brand, You know, the one with his face on each individual sheet.

WHY WIPE?

I'VE GOT THE HOUSEKEEPERS GOING TO THE ARCHIVES NOW.

I don't like what I call "lady paper."

That's what I call those super thick double-ply sheets. They seem more for blotting than wiping.

This type of toilet paper chafes my ass something fierce.

I prefer the single-ply brands like Scott's, or some of the double-ply brands as long are they are not thick and soft.

Scott's TP is very dry, it's like wiping your ass with newspaper. I wonder why it's so popular, because the rolls are so big and affordable? Then, when people get sore assholes from this cheap TP, they have to spend extra money on some asshole med, such as Anusol!

Really prefer Cottonelle

Kirkland (Costco) they didn't shrink it so it's still as wide and goes across the whole holder. The others have shrunk the products no matter who many sheets on there it is less than it used to be. I don't buy anything connected to the Koch Bros. So their brands are out. It's been years since I found out what they're connected to and I'm very grateful for the list at that time as people here should be for this list. If you're not a right winger you should not support the Koch Bros.

I'll stick to my Northern toilet tissue because it's quilted.

Costco and Sam's Club toilet paper fans -- how do yo know who makes the toilet paper they brand and sell?

You don't, do you?

It could be Koch toilet paper mills making those rolls you blithely buy.

Dig deeper, pinheads!

As of 2013, Costco's TP (and paper towels) was made by Georgia Pacific.

And did you know that TP is Costco's #1 selling product?

Well, r53, that news should shut up the smug Costco shill.

Who needs toilet paper?

So, the fucking Koch motherfuckers have cornered the US market on almost ALL paper products? They also own Dixie.

That's called a monopoly.

i just wiped my big asshole with northern toilet tissue.

I exclusively buy whatever is on sale.

Sexy

I Have Charmin Ultra Strong but since I have a bidet seat and ear fiber daily, I only use the Charmin to pat dry.

R23: G-P is not only Koch Brothers, everyone of their products is inferior to the competition.

Angel Soft

Trader Joe's EXTRA soft 6 pack.

I use Umawakutzi, a Japanese brand only available in Osaka, it's infused with lanolin. I have a flight attendant friend that picks it up for me every few months or so. It comes in small folded sheets in a pagoda shaped box.