I buy Northern because it's quilted AND because it doesn't produce lint like Charmin. I don't want all of that lint in my asshole. Makes me itch.
What brand of toilet paper do you buy?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/22/2021|
Steel wool and Clorox.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||08/15/2017|
Northern is owned by Georgia-Pacific, which is owned by those vile Koch Bothers. Stop buying their crap. They also own Dixie! I stopped buying all their products years ago. I'll stick with Kirkland brand paper products. At least their workers get a living wage!
Here's a list of brands under the Georgia-Pacific banner: Angel Soft, Quilted Northern, and Soft n' Gentle are toilet paper and facial tissue brands.
Blue Ribbon, Clutter Cutter, DensArmor Plus, DensDeck, DensGlass, DensShield, DryPly, FireGuard, GP Lam, Hushboard, Nautilus, Ply- Bead, Plytanium, Southern Gold, Sta-Strait, Thermostat, ToughRock, Wood I Beam, and XJ 85 are building and remodeling brands.
Brawny, Dixie, Insulair, Mardi Gras, PerfecTouch, Sparkle, Ultra, and Vanity Fair are tableware, paper towel and napkin brands. Advantage, Image Plus, and Spectrum are office paper brands.
I'm sure those two creeps own many more companies.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||08/15/2017|
Who Gives A Crap. Mostly because they deliver but also because the company helps water aid projects and the toilet paper is inexpensive and eco-friendly .
|by Anonymous||reply 3||08/15/2017|
my asshole influences what kind of paper I buy. i DO NOT want lint inside my asshole!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||08/15/2017|
better lint than dust R4
|by Anonymous||reply 5||08/15/2017|
But i thought Charmin does leave pieces behind. That's their slogan.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||08/15/2017|
charmin may not leave pieces of paper in your ass but it's full of lint.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||08/15/2017|
She looks awful
|by Anonymous||reply 8||08/15/2017|
Kroger Psssst! Brand.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/15/2017|
Costco/Kirkland.... perfect paper!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||08/15/2017|
[quote]Who Gives A Crap. Mostly because they deliver but also because the company helps water aid projects and the toilet paper is inexpensive and eco-friendly .
Of course you don't give a crap, typical of so many people. I refuse to buy any products those two POS douchebags make money off.
A few years ago, I read an article in Rolling Stone about a young woman who was one day away from leaving for college. She was literally burned alive on land owned by the Koch Bothers. They knew for years, the land they leased out tor people to put their trailer homes on, was leeching gas. They did nothing about it. Not a surprise.
IIRC, the young woman and her boyfriend were going into town to pick up more school supplies. They were literally burned alive when she started the car and it went up in flames. Her family won a huge amount in a lawsuit, of course, the Koch Brothers fought it.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||08/15/2017|
Scott...it's the best for old plumbing, it breaks down fast once it hits water.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||08/15/2017|
I am currently using this. I am not kidding.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||08/15/2017|
I use Scott Rapid Dissolving for Boats & RV's, for my 125 year old house, to protect its old plumbing like R12.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||08/15/2017|
I don't wipe.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||08/15/2017|
nothing but the best for me.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||08/15/2017|
I use Earth First baby wipes, and they say you shouldn't flush them, yet paradoxically the only fixture in my house that I haven't had trouble with is the toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||08/15/2017|
So long as it's two ply I don't really care.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||08/15/2017|
But like other brands, they are making rolls more "airy" and fewer sheets per roll in big packs.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||08/15/2017|
0000 sand paper
|by Anonymous||reply 20||08/15/2017|
This is what I use.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||08/15/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 22||08/15/2017|
Whatever is closest to the door at the Walmart. And I don't "buy" it. *wink wink nudge nudge*
|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/15/2017|
Wrinkle-free alt right, when my Trump needs a wipe.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/15/2017|
Good Housekeeping magazine's testing and recommendations.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/15/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/15/2017|
That fucking Charmin leaves paper residue on my hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||08/15/2017|
Fuck the Koch Brothers, if I can avoid ANY products by those old vile pieces of shit, I will.
There are so many products out there, why knowingly buy items by men who live in 55 million dollar mansions and who are trying to permeate our government and basically ruin Americans lives, all the while, taking our money away from us. The ppl who buy Koch products are too lazy to do their research or simply do not give a shit.
Why are all these wacko Trumpettes here at DL?
|by Anonymous||reply 28||08/15/2017|
While I'm waiting for the Hanebisho troll to arrive, I'll vote for R21's. It's the most lint-free that I've used.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||08/15/2017|
Carol Burnett's take
|by Anonymous||reply 30||08/15/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 31||08/15/2017|
I despise lint!! Give me the hard stuff!!
Which ironically is Angel Soft.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||08/15/2017|
Say what, R11, ? What have the Koch brothers got to do with Who Gives A Crap? The 'Who Gives A Crap' company is run by three guys, Simon Jehan and Danny, ( launched in 2012 with funding from Indigogo) . 50% of profits go to water sanitation and providing toilets in developing nations. I've just googled Koch brothers and still don't see the connect.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||08/16/2017|
Btw the reply at R33^^^ is me, R3.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||08/16/2017|
I call them pussy wipes or cunt wipes. Any kind of wet wipe with a little Scott beforehand. Scott is like thin sturdy very light paper, not fucking quilted or scented with dust bunnies all over it to get lodged at the mouth of my hole, deep within my cheeks
|by Anonymous||reply 35||08/16/2017|
I NEVER posted that the Koch Bros had anything to do with Who Gives a Crap. I had already posted the long list of companies those two vile douchebags own.
The person whom initially responded, R3 and R33, "Who Gives A Crap", I thought that was their response to my original post in this thread. I had no idea that was the name of the company! Sorry for the mix up!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||08/16/2017|
I hate the process of wiping my asshole but of course i do it so i don't have shit in there.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||08/16/2017|
I use pre-moistened squares of Shantung silk.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||08/16/2017|
I'll try Kirkland brand the next time.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||08/16/2017|
I just use a bucket of warm water, and my hand.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||08/16/2017|
I like this one.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||08/16/2017|
Which kind is reusable?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||08/16/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 43||08/16/2017|
Trump brand, You know, the one with his face on each individual sheet.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||08/16/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 45||08/16/2017|
I'VE GOT THE HOUSEKEEPERS GOING TO THE ARCHIVES NOW.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||08/16/2017|
I don't like what I call "lady paper."
That's what I call those super thick double-ply sheets. They seem more for blotting than wiping.
This type of toilet paper chafes my ass something fierce.
I prefer the single-ply brands like Scott's, or some of the double-ply brands as long are they are not thick and soft.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||08/16/2017|
Scott's TP is very dry, it's like wiping your ass with newspaper. I wonder why it's so popular, because the rolls are so big and affordable? Then, when people get sore assholes from this cheap TP, they have to spend extra money on some asshole med, such as Anusol!
|by Anonymous||reply 48||08/16/2017|
Really prefer Cottonelle
|by Anonymous||reply 49||08/16/2017|
Kirkland (Costco) they didn't shrink it so it's still as wide and goes across the whole holder. The others have shrunk the products no matter who many sheets on there it is less than it used to be. I don't buy anything connected to the Koch Bros. So their brands are out. It's been years since I found out what they're connected to and I'm very grateful for the list at that time as people here should be for this list. If you're not a right winger you should not support the Koch Bros.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||08/16/2017|
I'll stick to my Northern toilet tissue because it's quilted.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||08/17/2017|
Costco and Sam's Club toilet paper fans -- how do yo know who makes the toilet paper they brand and sell?
You don't, do you?
It could be Koch toilet paper mills making those rolls you blithely buy.
Dig deeper, pinheads!
|by Anonymous||reply 52||08/17/2017|
As of 2013, Costco's TP (and paper towels) was made by Georgia Pacific.
And did you know that TP is Costco's #1 selling product?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||08/17/2017|
Well, r53, that news should shut up the smug Costco shill.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||08/17/2017|
Who needs toilet paper?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||08/17/2017|
So, the fucking Koch motherfuckers have cornered the US market on almost ALL paper products? They also own Dixie.
That's called a monopoly.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||08/17/2017|
i just wiped my big asshole with northern toilet tissue.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||08/18/2017|
I exclusively buy whatever is on sale.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||08/18/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||02/22/2021|
I Have Charmin Ultra Strong but since I have a bidet seat and ear fiber daily, I only use the Charmin to pat dry.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||02/22/2021|
R23: G-P is not only Koch Brothers, everyone of their products is inferior to the competition.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||02/22/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 62||02/22/2021|
Trader Joe's EXTRA soft 6 pack.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||02/22/2021|
I use Umawakutzi, a Japanese brand only available in Osaka, it's infused with lanolin. I have a flight attendant friend that picks it up for me every few months or so. It comes in small folded sheets in a pagoda shaped box.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||02/22/2021|