K-pop boys: how do we feel about them?

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They make me feel like a fucking eunuch

R2 don't be rude. Watch the vid. Dude in the green shirt & white pants is hot af

Have they learned how to properly wax their vaginas?

She's lovely, OP.

No R3 they're awful. Just.. Awful.

They bruise in a stiff breeze.

Not remotely interested, OP.

Not sure what y'all are talking about

Victoria Song Qian makes me cry with sexual frustration, if that helps, OP.

I mean, she's Chinese and she isn't a man, but she is in a Kpop group (the girlgroup f(x) on the SM label).

How do I feel? Very little, tbh.

J/K-Pop not really of interest.

What's wrong with pretty boys?

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I'm in love--are they guys? I hope.

Do they use extra slim tampons?

Paedo bear alert!!

They make the "ladyboys" of Thailand look like Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

jackson wang from GOT7 is the hottest.

more jackson

never ending jackson

meant this one

Have they had their first menses?

Too young, and they wear more makeup than my mother.

We are adults, we don't know who they are.

Do they play any instruments or do they just do calisthenics?

R25 The word you're looking for is old! We are too old to know or to care!

Is OP a 15-year-old Japanophile white girl from Germany?

R3 honey, minus a koi tattoo and a missing finger your little fantasy boytoy there is literally dressed like Yakuza. And they don't like our kind.

R28 you're thinking of the little girls of a decade ago who liked Visual-Kei and the band Tokio Hotel. Pop culture has moved on, somewhat.

Tokio Hotel! "Reden" was such a cool German-language song.

So homoerotic

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These two are too beautiful

Have any of them endorsed a feminine hygiene product yet?

Hand holding

@r28 "Japanophile"? these are korean groups..... the K in KPOP is for Korean.

Don't know about Korean boy bands, but their girl bands look cute as a button. Admirably well-synchronized choreography too!

also they are mostly 18-25, so you're just old.

i WISH western acts put this much time and money into choreo and production.

In here for this

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seductive

Asian celebrities deal with some fucking crazy stans. this guy is nice though.

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^Haha, epic!

I didn't read this thread.

This is a John post, right?

Oops, meant to address it to R44 - thanks for the laugh!

Is there a sale on the procedures to transition skinny Asians?

They all look like very pretty bottoms. Do they import tops from China?

Huge One Direction rip offs in their flowery shirts and tight jeans.

They were cast to look like Harry Styles, but none of them have his wide, intense green eyes or his cute English accent.

[quote]choreo

God, you're a retard.

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[quote] They were cast to look like Harry Styles, but none of them have his wide, intense green eyes or his cute English accent.

Or his youthful, pimply skin!

Styles is way better looking than these gross chavs.

r50 Tons of them are from china and other parts of Asia, and a fare amount of the idols are from America too (especially California).

Their eyes aren't big enough to appeal to me. Give me the wide green eyes of Styles anytime over this. They all look sneaky and nasty.

r55 Bolstering bloated, greasy, drunk Harry Styles by calling other people chavs? rethink your argument.

R58, bolstering these squitty eyed, whiny voiced chainsmokers by calling clean living Styles greasy and drunk?

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They're all really short. Not one over 5 ft 8.

Gross and smelly. All Koreans are on 40 a day.

Really now we are discussing Asian acts that rip off American pop acts. They are all like really cheap knock offs of pop, r and b and hip hop acts here in the states. Cheap imitation at its finest, just like their cheap fake designer replicas.

Look at the state of this one's skin. Styles skin has cleared without any scars - this one has deep acne scarring as well as visible zits.

the image of male perfection.

Eyeliner and mascara are back and I JUST threw out all my make up from 1986 ! Quelle horror !

a young daring lesbian.

Cutie

r63 i have no clue who that is, care to give us a name so we can gauge how much of an actual "idol" this person is?

Taemin isn't bad looking.

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All their eyes are the boring same: too narrow, and brown.

Take away the different hair colors and the K-Pop boys are indistinguishable.

Absolutely NO-ONE looks like Styles. They struggle to find a lookalike. You see guys like the K-Pops on every high street, hanging around waiting to sell you drugs, usually.

Harry Styles in early 2017.

Beautiful English boy.

r59 what does squitty? it's a bit early to be this drunk.

Their eyes are tiny and gross, plus all Koreans smoke constantly.

harry styles looks like a mix between a toad and an overly bread pug.

I'd probs fuck a lot of the dudes in this video

I'd like to see these boys on the other side of compulsory military service. There are NO exemptions. The Korean military is brutal and has the highest suicide rate in the world. I wonder how it goes for them.

Vancouver is full of hot Korean sluts all gagging for cock

R74 damn tell me about the Korean who broke your heart.

R75, are you Korean, because your English is quite poor?

The K-Pop boys with their tiny dark eyes look way more like 'over BRED pugs' than Styles.

They all look the fucking same - the definition of inbreeding.

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K-Pop boys wish they could look like this.

R79, Koreans really aren't my type, in case you hadn't guessed.

The Spaz Troll has won this thread.

They've obviously never seen the inside of a gym. The pedos are having a field day.

r75 No Harry looks like a retarded male prostitute who has a form of syphilis that has yet to even be cataloged

r85 hey Mary you wanna clam the fuck down. chowdahead

They all look like they want to be Zayn Malik.

Interesting than even the OP isn't referring to any of them by their actual names - they are that indistinguishable from each other.

At least with the 1d boys, we can tell Harry Styles and Spazzy Zayn apart.

Some of them are pretty fucking beautiful.

Any know any porn vids with Korean dudes?

r89 In what world and in what way? Zayns aesthetic is brooding heroin addict, which wouldn't sell in South Korea.

R90 This is KAI from Exo. I didn't think any of you cared since you're all being so negative

Styles looks like a guy doing exactly what he wants and watching his $50 fortune grow, R86.

These K-Pop kids are literal slaves, earning nothing.

I would fuck Zayn but i'd like have to wear 4 condoms

T.O.P from Bigbang doesn't look like a fetus.

Only downside he tried to kill himself in June.

R94, who is the hideous white haired spaz in the background of that clip?

r86 Styles will waste all his money on AIDS....He like needs it or junk

WHY are they all smoking?

It's not 1985.

Some of them remind me a bit of Nick Rhodes.

r94 I wanna be balls deep in that white haired spaz

mhhmm

The J-pop boy band machine was founded by a pedo named Johnny. He's still the king. These K-pop boys are almost certainly drowning in puss and don't care what you think.

'Styles will waste all his money on AIDS....He like needs it or junk '

You are illiterate, R86.

Styles won't become HIV+ from fucking Victoria's Secret models. He's on his sixth, aged 23. He's also most definitely not a drug addict - you have him confused with Zayn Malik.

Some of them speak better english than half of datalounge!

r105 If you think Styles actually fucks Victoria Secret Models then I want to sell you some beachfront property in Nebraska.

How many of them are forcibly closeted and suicidal?

G-Dragon. better than any 1D song ever released.

R107, are you a Larrie too?

I thought I smelt the gross stench of one in here.

r109 As were that guy from N*Sync, Ricky Martin, That ugly dude from New Kids on the Block, Usher etc

r111 What the fuck is a Larrie?

So 'Shinee Ring Ding' and 'G Dragon'?

Songs no-one has heard of, ever.

r109 well lets start with Harry, and Zayn seems well on the road to ending it all. or were you not referring to 1 direction members?

r114 You got that right! You are a No-One.

R113, morons like you who think Harry Styles is gay and married to Louis Tomlinson.

Wow look at Kai being cute and unbothered by Harry Styles

r113 ?????? What the fuck does Louis have to do with this? I am talking about fuckface Harry styles.

yeah I'm bored of this 1 direction talk. lets move on

The K-Pop boys are kept on minimum wage and not given any of the profit from their music.

The 1d boys are all worth $50m after five years work.

Stanning k-Pop is basically like stanning slave labour.

r121 lol

fuck one direction.

R119, you asked who a Larrie was, Korean moron.

Larries think Harry Styles and Louis are in a relationship.

You have heard of both of these boys.

I haven't heard of Kai or White Haired Spaz.

They all look like Zayn Malik wannabes to me.

Yuck!

I might be interested if you can find one who has decent sized eyes.

How many of them are trans?

R120 looks as if he's twelve years old.

OP is a paedophile.

Kusunagi Tsuyoshi, of SMAP, THE biggest boy band in the history of Asia, starred in a tampon commercial a long while back. It was just his face staring into the camera as a woman's voice talked about the virtues of the tampon. I wish I could find it.

Instead, enjoy this photo. Tsuyoshi-kun (as he is affectionately called) is standing to the left of the premier of China. Wen met with SMAP on a state visit to Japan.

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So Adorable

r130 not OP, but I posted that. he's two years older than me. try again.

Abtastic

Their mouths are way too small as well as their eyes being narrow.

Styles aged 17 was so lush.

Wow as soon as I blocked all the fucking crazy One Direction assholes and tumblr-fraus, this thread actually became palatable!

where are these twelve year olds you speak of that look like this?

Seriously, R138, how do you tell them apart?

They look as if they were made in a factory.

oh, Harry and his gaping toad mouth. I wish his mother taught him the health ramifications of mouth breathing!

All the One Direction boys are hot and all look completely different.

Here's Liam, for those who like muscles.

G-dragon did a song with MIA!

Fuggy Kai.

All of them look like junkies.

G-Dragon is a massive heroin addict.

r144 Liam is the second least attractive. He's UGLY and his head is far too large for his body, rendering his muscles irrelevant due to terrible proportions.

Zayn, hot with beautiful BIG eyes and $55m in the bank.

also r139 Liam has smaller eyes than any KPOP idol

R143, I guess you would think that, given that you worship these pin headed guys who all look like they're TRANSITIONING.

At least we can tell the 1d boys apart! These cookie cutter K-Poppers aren't even known by their names.

You are not here saying Zayn who, Harry who, Liam who, are you?

Whereas I thought G-Dragon was a song.

R146 you wish he was

GROTESQUE TRANSITIONING G-DRAGON

Tiny eyes, tiny lips, make up.

Has he had top surgery yet?

R154 you thought G-dragon was a song, I thought Owl Coty was a band. Wtf is your point?

r154 You have an incredibly myopic view of the world. Just because you can't tell east asian men apart doesn't mean we (and the vast majority of the world) can't either.

R154 you thought G-dragon was a song and I thought Owl City was a band. Wtf is your point? Too much cynicism on here.

Kai can ride dick

hella hot

R158, nobody know these boys' names or surnames. They are famous for being K-Pop, not as individuals.

Whereas with 1d, everyone knows their names. They weren't exploited and they were allowed to earn really good money whilst they worked hard.

These K-Pop guys are virtual slaves, with desperation written all over them.

WHY IS THE KAI ONE DRESSED LIKE HARRY STYLES?

So, OP, are any of them actually gay or are they just all pretending?

Isn't it illegal to be gay in South Korea anyway?

Sehun from exo

R163 Harry Styles doesn't own flower shirts

Here is Junkie Kai with his hot Eurasian gf.

OP, SO WHICH ONES ARE GAY?????????????

r162 I've never heard of a slave worth tens of millions of dollars, if thats what a slave is considered in South Korea, sign me the fuck up! also, there are potentially billions of people who know their surnames, you're being myopic once again.

the first openly gay one is not attractive sadly.

r169, but are any of them actually gay?????????

and can you be out in SK or are they homophobic?

literally know nothing.

please enlighten.

The Kai one is good looking in a Duran Duran kind of way.

G Dragon and White Haired Spaz, just no.

But many believe BAMBAM to be gay

Oh come on. This is the same Opie R62 that tried to drum up drama last week, going on and on about Kpop. She got maybe two indifferent responses.

Tasty

I bet op is a 13 -15 girl who has a tumblr account and visits asianfanfics. to read fics for her otps.

Not sure which ones are gay, but they do have a lot of homoerotic moments

darling!

The poor spazzy EXO boys have been successful for years, yet are only worth $1.2m each.

That's sad.

Jackson Wang

more jackson

bigger arms than any 1D member

And yet again they are copying the 1d boys!

Zayn was stunning back in the day.

Tiny eyes, small mouths, receding chins.

Rice queen saliva all over this thread.

We love them!

r189 NOT A ROSE BETWIXT THINE TEETH! Be still my heart, I've never seen that pose before! this is groundbreaking-no-revolutionary!

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Being gay in SK is not against the law. It is frowned upon. There are no openly gay kpop singers that are popular. Only speculated gays are Jo Kwon, Key from Shinee, Amber from F (x), Heechul from Super Junior.

Someone mentioned slave contracts upthread. It is real. 3 former members of Exo, and JYJ are still fighting theirs.

ZAYN IS FUCKING LUSH

JESUS CHRIST

ALL THE 1D BOYS WERE HOT AT ONE POINT. 2012 HARRY WAS SCORCHING.

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r192 haha. I forgot, one cant be attracted to or interested in anyone who isn't white without it being a fetish or obsession. you are oh so open minded and progressive. I'm sure you've slept with many people!

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r196 'slave' contracts are real in the US too. In fact, there is no music industry market where they aren't commonplace.

KAI.

Not a guy, but CLs HELLO BITCHES blows just about every modern pop music video out of the water.

Styles pre tattoos, big dick swinging.

Click on link it gets cuter

Why are they all wearing obvious make up?

Such queens.

r204 lol i see nothing but a third and fourth nipple.

r206 different culture. they are wearing the same amount as male pop stars in the west, just a different aesthetic.

Nothing the K boys have done as ever been as gay as this.

r196 Zayn had to turn to hard drugs to get out his contract. I am sure Simon sold the virginity of all the one direction lads to the highest bidders

literally caked in makeup

R209 don't even go there

r211 HAG

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R209, don't hijack the thread with these hasbeens.

Liam and Louis.

Has beens?

The fucking no name K Poppers have never been on the US charts.

The 1d boys are all in the Top 40.

The OP is just splattering the thread with nameless Asian boys. This might as well be Grindr.

Nobody knows who any of them are.

THEY ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME

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Can the No Direction fuckers just get off the thread?

r225 Eat shit if you still have teeth left.

Yesss I love this song

Nameless, slitty eyed retards.

r220 for the US not being the target market whatsoever... they have been on the charts far too often. nice try cretin.

Some freaking hot looking guys

Great bar

They're 5ft 6 and weigh about 140 pounds. All identical.

R231, why is there a woman on your link?

We are discussing spazzy little Asian boys, not girls.

These boys redefine the term SPAZ

r236 you seem like you like meth.

The only One Direction boy I can consistently identify is Zayn. And sometimes Harry Styles since he grew into a fug troll. White boy banders look just as generic and interchangeable to disinterested white people like myself and to the billions of disinterested non-white people.

Let me school you, R239.

Blonde, blue eyed Irish Niall, with his very fair skin.

Scruffy blue eyed brunette LOUIS

HOT HARRY STYLES

THE WHOLE OF K POP

I want to fuck some of the other ones tbh

The Kai one is passable but is definitely a Styles wannabe.

NEW 1D MEMBER AND ZAYN REPLACEMENT, MUGGY MIKE

Nope, I don't see it. Liall and Niall look exactly the same. Harry looks like a dried booger, so yes, he does have a distinctive flair.

So many racist responses.

Stormfront has tried to take this thread over

R247, you seriously can't tell these two apart?

Get on some new meds, ffs.

sexy

This is a meme.

Even the internet can't tell the spazzy Exo boys apart.

Whereas with 1d, it's a lot easier.

Where in LA can I find hot Korean men to bone?

r256 hmmmmm. maybe koreatown?

Nowhere, because none of them are hot.

Hey y'all this one's tall! You can stop generalizing about how short they are

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Will you follow him?

The spazzy dancing and the Harry Styles shirt lmao

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Mm nice. Pretty boys. Not sexy though I wouldn't mind using a few as a masturbation sleeve

[quote]So many racist responses.

[quote]Stormfront has tried to take this thread over

Poor, confused R248/R249, confusing misogyny for racism.

How admirable of you to take a stand for these young girls, but really, racist?

We get how much you love these sweet girls but do get your facts straight.

Only Kai fans should watch!

These are males?

I don't give a fuck about 1D. Manufactured shit on a stick.

Taemin of SHINee pings like a rubber-band in their video for 'LUCIFER'.

He's the twiggy twink with the floppy anime boyscut and attired in the eyecatching red skinnies.

Lol @ the persistent 1D troll upthread. Reminds me of Janbot and the Sharon Tate troll.

Styles has one of the worst skin problems I've seen live on a male celeb. $50m and he can't buy himself some Accutane? He just cakes his face with female foundation instead. He must be Maybelline's most loyal customer.

And what's this worship of how much they make? The creators of "Angry Birds" or the "Crazy Frog" ringtone are rich too. So is Trump. Stupid money doesn't prove anything. They're a factory-made, minimally talented, cartoonish-looking boy band aimed at HORMONAL TEENAGE GIRLS.

No normal adult even in their home country (the UK) can identify them. They all look different alright - different shades of 'meh'.

K-pop boys look boring and sexless to me.

Don't get me wrong, I love asians (it's me the exception of DL). A young Tony Leung is kind of my dream man but those pop guys are too plastic. K-pop is for teen gurls, not adults.

R271 A lot of boybands are for teen girls. What's your point?

My point is that if those bands are manufactured (from plastic surgery, to choregraphies and queerbaiting) to please teen gurls, I don't see how they can attractive to adult gay men or just adults.

They're beyond twinks, they're asian ken dolls.

Harry Styles is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I am guessing he's a singer, something with "One direction"? Not something or someone I am interested in, which is why I couldn't care less, but that child invented ugly.

Out of all the K-pop boys I've seen so far, I think only Taeyang is droolworthy.

Another taeyang

Another Taeyang

Pussy boys designed for girls afraid of penises.

Another Taeyang

[quote]Out of all the K-pop boys I've seen so far, I think only Taeyang is droolworthy

You're fucking high.

Proof y'all should stop generalizing Asian men

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Please we're not generalizing asian men, it's them who have all the same plastic surgeon.

Eric from Shinhwa is cute.

Not to be that guy, but S. Korean society...still quite homophobic, no? Gay men there are still pressured to marry and cohabit with women and produce grandchildren to please the ancestors, no exceptions.

Whatever you think of the Japanese, they are streets ahead of Korea on gay visibility & acceptance. Gay issues and culture are still something if a punchline there (or used as fanservice for teen girls) but they've at least heard of bisexuality and acknowledge that performing artists often turn out to be gay.

Hand holding

That swerve

So tender

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Another Sehub and Kai moment

Kai dangerously close to Sehun's ass

What plagiarists Kai and the other one are, copying Larry moments. The 1d boys are famous for being over tactile, kissing and stroking each other with the intention of queerbaiting their huge lesbian fanbase. The Exo boys have just been ordered to follow suit by their managers.

Sehun appreciating Kai's shirtless body

R293 frankly you give too much credit to One Direction

Kai/Sehun

Harry and Niall pretending to have sex on stage.

R295, One Direction are the most successful boy band of all time. Hard to give them too much credit. If you think the K-Poppers aren't trying to emulate them, you new to get on some new meds.

# meant 'NEED to get on some new meds'

Like Xanax and Ambien.

Kai/sehun this is cute

Harry and Louis pretending to make out for the Larries.

You can tell the K-Pop kids live in a homophobic society. The 1d boys look way more comfortable pretending to be gay. The K-Poppers look as if they're going to kick off any minute.

Kai and Sehun would make a beautiful couple

Yeah sing to him Kai

R302 What do you mean by "would make a beautiful couple"? They're not an item?

R301 The Koreans look much more comfortable to me. America is not exactly "gay-friendly" for people in the entertainment industry.

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'Kai and Sehun would make a beautiful couple'

Two extremely femme bottoms wearing make up and hair dye together?

I think not.

Kai and his cute French girlfriend.

R307 does he hold her like this?

Cute

Come on! Seriously?

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This K=Pop stage gay is pretty pathetic compared to the Brit boys.

Forget Styles and Kai.

This very early video by Take That is still the gayest boyband thing ever.

Watch it from 1.58 for plenty of boy on boy plus food action.

A lot of them K Pop boys are gonna blow up real good soon.

Their management feeds them phentermine to keep their weight down.

Niall from 1d is hugely fat now.

Harry Styles today. He's solo now, something these Exo boys can only dream of.

He's charming, charismatic, very good looking, has a sexy, deep voice and cool Manchester accent.

I've heard Kai speak and he sounds very squeaky. Dreadful English.

Here's one of them, don't know which.

Flat face, flat nose, peach hair.

Flat eyes too. Grim.

Do they take care not to show cameltoe?

You gotta love the one direction frau. Shrill and adamant that her boys are the most desirable and best--unbeatable. Even though one looks like a car wreck, another is a drug addict and the other three leave absolutely no impression on me

We're here to speak about K pop, not 1D.

There's hundreds of 1D threads, keep your stanning/gossing/hating there.

r316 he's just following G-DRAGON, who left one of the most successful boy bands in history (big bang) to go it alone. he is much more famous than styles when it comes to human metrics. Cute that harry was inspired!

^ok harry never had a body like that

yum, multiple extra nipples and all

fucckkk

Wow, K-Pop hoes have suddenly got popular!

Who else is in love with JUNGKOOK from BTS?

I just encountered one in a Diesel store today. I had to do a double take, what with the makeup and very heavy use of black eyeliner. Of course gay men in retail is nothing to be surprised about but this guy was way over the top with a short version of the Micheal Jackson hair, drawn on eyebrows, heavy black eyeliner in a biker jacket with gold sparkle shoes. The odd part was he had a deep voice.

I don't think they have made it to the UK yet but I wish they would! 😘😍

R285 hahahah, that guy Kenta's bandmate is definitely telling the truth. Kenta's smiling and laughing along but gives himself away with how he stares at the floor for a solid minute blushing and hunches in on himself after the other guy calls him "両性的な" and then says "he just loves people" (lmao). There's obviously a sense of glass-closeting with performing artists & idol celebrities in Japan like there is in South Korea.

Are the excuses he comes up with for his 'bi' behaviour tongue-in-cheek or is he really protesting too much? (my Japanese isn't great so I can't tell, tonally). From what I can hear Kenta comes up with a series of ridiculous explanations, such as "I'm the child of a single mother" (i.e. Mama's boy), "I'm afraid to sleep by myself", "I have a lot of male friends (in the Entertainment industry)" and "I get over-affectionate/handsy when I'm overtired". He's laughing while he acts them all out and exaggerating the scenario which makes me think he's trying to get out of denying it and joking around so no-one clutches pearls, but then he caps off his funny argument by scoffing and jeering at a young woman viewer who Tweeted in to that show and suggested his band were a 'BL' group ('Boys Love', i.e. a fanservice performing group meant to titillate girls). Hard to say if he was cool with that or not.

Telling though that 'bisexual' (literally 'バイセクシュアル'), 'gay' (ゲイ) and 'lesbian' (レズビアン) all are English loanwords into Japanese. There is a Japanese word for 'homosexual' ('同性愛者', pron. 'Dōseiai-sha') but the word has a withering connotation. Is it the same in Korean?

[quote] Also, the English phrase coming out or come out was adapted into Japanese as the loanword 'kaminguauto' or 'kamuauto' and began appearing around this time (Moriyama, 2012). The phrase, however, has been widely appropriated and also used in popular culture to mean disclosure, similar to the more traditional term 'kokuhaku' (confession) as in Mishima's Kamen no kokuhaku (Confession of a Mask; Mishima, 1949).

D.O. from EXO