Brigitte Nielsen

There's nothing there that would warrant a comeback. Let her vanish.

Get off my lawn!

During her Hollywood zenith (90's), People magazine had published a profile on her. She'd discussed her background, Hollywood, and her future with Sly. The accompanying photo layout included gorgeous B&W photos, ala "Herb RItts." However, discretely hovering in the background, in every photo, was a young, gorgeous lithe blond, whom Gitte had identified as her "Personal Assistant." Turns out they were lovers as well.

That pussy seen a lot of action

I was drawn into this thread under false pretenses.

Her Hollywood zenith was in the '90s, R3?

How can you have a comeback when you never went back from anything in the first place?

Why are her boobs on upside down?

Please, what kind of career would Charlize Theron have now if it weren't for Brigitte Nielsen?

TL/DR

IJenny Craig should hire her. Looking at that first photo is the ultimate diet plan. I think I may never eat again.

Getting ready for Shakespeare in the Park

Interesting fact: Tony Scott's ex Glynis Sanders went on to marry British record producer extraordinaire Glyn Johns.

She was the perfect glamazon 80s fuckdoll. Nobody wondered why Sylvester Stallone married her, and Arnold Schwarzenegger was all into sticking his dick inside of her. She had a hot body, big tits - what more do you want?

I see her as Aileen Wuornos in "Monster : The Musical".

Is R2's pic for real?

Laundry Day

Stallone bought her those tits, he bought all his girlfriends new tits.

Judging from the pictures, she couldn't afford maintenance on them.

Dry heaving after day drinking in a Studio City park

Vodka and soda without the soda

That looks like a pair of knees at OP pic.

She looks like Yolanda Foster.

I remember when she did Celebrity Big Brother in the UK.

She's always been repulsive.

She would have been perfect as the dewy-faced, doe-eyed ingenue in The Devil Wears Prada.

Heartbreaking what happened to her

Her movie career was in the 80s. Also she's always reminded me of Anna Nicole Smith.

She would have locked up an Emmy nomination for sure had she been cast as the lead in the Beaches remake.

La La Land would have won best picture for sure had Gitte been cast along Ryan Gosling instead of Emma Stone.

It would have been legendary to have seen her act alongside Halle Berry in BAPS

It's always impressive when a woman marries multiple times, and several men make lifelong vows to their commitment inspiring beef curtains

What's wrong with her vagina? Do they all look like that ?

Seeing her fucking Arnold in the 80s would have been hot.

How long ago was OPs picture taken?? That's horrendous. All of it.

OP, was that Photoshopped? I watched Flavor Flav just to cringe at her. She was SO ridiculous on that show!

OP/R3 is that shit supposed to be sexy or something? I'm so glad I'm not straight.

"I'm going to fuck you senseless"

Arnold looking like Tony Danza

She was also rumoured to be banging a woman during her marriage to Sly Stallone. Scandinavians are always out there sexually

I want you to want me

That's a big bitch!

Gitte always brings the crazy.

I don't know why Tom Cruise doesn't swoop in and offer her torn up vajajay a contract as a pretend couple.

This kid is going to need therapy.

He husband Raoul Mayer was hot as hell.

Maybe a Caroline in the City reboot - Gitte in the City!

She's a mommy now- leave her alone!

[quote] Interesting fact: Tony Scott's ex Glynis Sanders went on to marry British record producer extraordinaire Glyn Johns.

And they lived in a threesome with Glynis Johns.

Who could forget her Oscar worthy performance in Chained Heat 2.

SHE HAD THE MOST AMAZING BODY EVER

I heard she was good in that Rocky movie.

Did she ever taste the Donald’s meaty mushroom?

Granny moms are hot.

Bryan Singer will be directing a new version of Red Sonja, the character Nielsen played in 1985 movie with Ahnold co-starring.

She's so broke down. She never had anything going for her but her blond amazon self. Now it's all gone

I saw her on some reality show, maybe Big Brother? She looked wacked on drugs and she was pretending to be in love with Flava Flav and even kissed his nasty mouth. Ughhhhh

I aint hatin on her. Shes fucked some hot men,lived a life of comparative luxury for very little effort,and truly doesnt seem to give a flying fuck what anyone thinks about her. Rock on , Brigitte!

Here she is with Sylvester Stallone, circa the 1980s. She was in Red Sonja. Her short hair was what set her apart. If she had had long, blonde hair, she would not have stood out from the crowd. She was also in great physical shape.

Rivers vs Nielsen

She looks like an MTF.

She literally met Stallone by finding out which hotel he was staying in in NYC and sending up her photo to him with an invitation to have sex with her. He called her right up to the room and fucked her, and thus was true love born.

LOL! That interview at R58 should be a DL Classic. Holy shit did they go at it. Joan showed no mercy. God do I miss her.