I don't know about you, but I think this butch instagram queen deserves a thread of his own.

He can also be goofy.

arms to hold you

Unfortunate tongue pic.

(They all have them now - it's a fashion)

PROUD.

sometimes a guy just has to get away from the noise - to THINK.

I'd hit that

Isn't he a little small for a rugby player?

what makes you think he's small?

very hot

are you kidding? - he's FABULOUS!

I meant in terms of muscle mass.

He loses points for taking down a gritty pic of himself with a split lip because he didn't want to promote stereotypes. Bleugh. It was too masc4masc for some of his followers, I guess.

already he's losing points?

Didn't take long.

Bae watch

Did he shit in the tub or does he never clean it?

I give him points for resetting his friend group situation and writing an article about how they were a bunch of backbiting bitches... I have a feeling he wouldn't like it here. I think he took up rugby in the aftermath.

It's tea.

Oh, R17. Wow, then I do love him.

Nothing like a enmuscled young BDF honey pot.

[quote]I give him points for resetting his friend group situation and writing an article about how they were a bunch of backbiting bitches... I have a feeling he wouldn't like it here. I think he took up rugby in the aftermath.

Don't bother linking or verifying this information. It's only a forum after all.

For the record bottoms, this is what we like you to look like:

Sans pantaloons.

view from his new London home.

which lucky DLer will be moving in to keep him company?

I'll try that again.

He's also a top, with a thing for Irish guys.

why do the 'gay friends' ALWAYS look like this? >>

UGH, R25, why did you have to RUIN it.

There are a few too many of these 'tongue' pics.

I may be about to lose interest.

You can still dream!

Australian.

[quote]The British coastline is a little different to the Aussie...but I love it all the same (sadly not quite speedos weather)

He's not Australian. One of his fathers moved there and had an Asian second family.

Well we can't all look like him and its quite possible that you can't have someone like him R21. So what can you do?

Rent?

The guy in the middle isn't his brother? They have the exact same friggin mouth.

No. Only child.

Alexis TALKS:-

[quote]‘I FOUND A GAY BROTHERHOOD IN THE KX STEELERS – NO EGO, NO MEAN GAY GOSSIPING, JUST ACCEPTANCE!

[quote]dashing Alexis, a 27 year guy who works in corporate law. In spite of his model good looks, the fella loves nothing more than getting down and dirty and throwing himself into a scrum on the pitch. ‘I joined the club a little under a year ago and really enjoy it,’ he tells us when [bold]we meet the whopping 6’3 fella.[/bold]‘It’s hard work. We train twice a week, with game days on Saturdays. It’s been a big commitment…that’s the aim anyway, sometimes life (or injury) gets in the way.’

The shoulders are a drawback.

Only child, apart from the toddler Asian brothers.

The rest of his rugby team are more like what you'd expect.

Yes. Plenty of munters, so feel better, poster upthread.

His team mates EXPOSED.

Prince Harry lookalike?

I just LOVVVVE a sizable nose.

Wait... didn't r42 briefly do porn for Randyblue?

He's fine.

The tongue thing disqualifies him. Next.

C'mon, he's just trying to goofy up that beautiful face of his so you'll be less intimidated. He's just like you, really.

Taken just 3 hours ago at Brighton Pride.

He spends his life at 'Pride' events. He's a professional homosexual.

But he hasn't dated in like a year. He's relatable, you bitches!

It's pretty normal for young people to go to parties, R48. They've been doing it for decades.

I love those eyes. I know you all here at 4chan hate him because he's gay but I think he's so hot.

his friend left this message under the Brighton Pride photo

[quote] messy. Extremely messy. Did you stay for the weekend or did you come back to london? I got the first train and it was packed full of smelly tired gays

Oh, that commenter must be from Lip Stick Alley here, R52! 😂

He seems like a decent guy....His name is Alexis Caught and he seems to be some sort of business consultant. He used to model while he was at Uni.

Treasure trail.

& Alex's friend at R52 - has a friend - who likes to show his bottom.

He's the youngest associate something at Cambridge or Oxford. He's penned a book on branding/marketing.

I hope he doesn't find this thread. He doesn't seem like Dylan Geick, i.e. something of an asshole.

He's also done a wee bit of teaching at Harvard. A lecture or two.

He'll realize that Lip Stick Alley is filled with hate and he won't post here, R58.

You realize that Brit didn't mean messy like a LSA poster would use the word?

[quote]I hope he doesn't find this thread.

Why? You think he's doesn't like the attention?

He won't like DL attention.

r63 it doesn't matter if it's good attention, or bad attention...

See, R61, I'm so used to Lip Stick Alley hate that I can't even tell the ddifference difference anymore. Good call.

And, R62, he would hate LSA attention.

No, R64--he would hate LSA.

R64 says it like it is.

Anyway, people haven't been so unfriendly.

who's this LSA troll? He's a bore.

Of course it does. He froze his twitter and moved to IG. What would DL hold for him? He can see people on IG and flirt in DMs.

Block me R68.

I don't want to block you - just stop going on about LSA and dissing the people on this thread.

He's so cute though. Good for him.

Look at this thirsty mofo with his hand practically on the neck.

Wow, he's got a set of soup coolers on him for a white man!

Ugh professional gays are the worst.

When did he get his pro gay card?

He's got the white boy looks that push my all buttons and rings all my bells. He's simply handsomely perfect. Thank you OP for sharing this beautiful man with us in the colonies. Surely you've earned more than one star for your crown in the heavens. I could go on, but typing with one hand has never been my specialty.

I posted him first! OP just started the thread.

He's actually not a circuit queen. He doesn't even drink alcohol. He just visits family down under during our winter, their summer. Hence, Pride on two continents. I imagine Brighton Pride is less hectic than London.

bump

younger - when he was a model.

sure has changed his look.

He's hot. Down with the swirl?

Amazing to find he was swish and eventually turned into a hot dude.

My apology r78, I haven't read the entire thread. Lex is both beautiful and complex after seeing those modeling pics.

Great looking guy. He has a weird mid-section or abs though. I am not saying it looks bad, but it is sort of different. I would marry this guy if I could regardless!

The two boyfriends I've seen were regular looking. One definitely had a gym body but he also had skin that brought to mind a freshly plucked chicken. In short, you have a chance.

Horse faced bottom.

Not attractive.

Now that's a threesome I'd like to see @ R73

Horse faced bottom.

Perfect. He's a bottom and he has a dick.

Amazing the way he transformed himself from femme to butch.

[quote]Amazing the way he transformed himself from femme to butch.

That's probably what he's always looked like when there isn't a photographer telling him what to wear and throwing a bunch of makeup on his face.

No, R92 - in that article he said something like he was a gay goth in his youth.

What I look like is what I am, and what I see in my mind is what I look like.

What I'm seeing with my eye right now is what I like.

Golden:

Back in the day:

In 2010:

Blond Ambition:

Kawaii:

[quote]I sat down with founders of the Aussie #rainbowlaces campaign, @skinsglobal to take part in their #RiseUp campaign to tackle homophobia in sport and talk about my own experiences.

........and to get laid by someone who looks exactly like me.

Isn't Alexis a lawyer?

Isn't he a little short for a stormtrooper?

I suppose when you work all over the world, it makes sense to have a flatmate to mind the homestead.

Throwback: Stonewall Realness-

Sorry to have missed this.

I'm not sorry I missed this.

Run to me.

Fellow player on the gay rugby team is "Ryan Stack" at R42. I don't think it's possible to be gaymous without having a direct link to porn performers.

Cute, but then there's that whole stank sleeve thing.

I hate tattoos as well. Thankfully Todd isn't covered in them.

Looks to be more balls than shaft. Sturdy ankles.

"Butch queen?" Who talks like that? 😷

R113 = First time in drags at a ball.

Abs-tastic:

Check up, y'all:

Full Moon:

He learned nipple placement from me.

Are there any videos of his voice?

There were on his twitter but it's locked down. Regular middle class London accent. I think he's from Putney. Not camp sounding, if you're concerned.

I wonder how sexually active he is, and in what context. He appeared to be more of a dating site type than a hook up type. Then again, with his marketing background, who knows how strategic he is with curating his social media. He was a little less Pollyanna on Twitter.

Muse:

That photo is sexy. I like it much better than than that chocolate boxy portrait.

Apparently there's a video if you sign up to mailing list at the painter's site. Do us a favour...

I think he's a better photographer...

... than a painter.

That painting is kitsch, gurl.

DL faves Luke Evans, Stephen Fry (and his one time boy, friend of Russell Tovey Steven Webb), Lukas Ridgeston and assorted Bel Ami guys, are also featured in that guy's work.

He's very good looking.

He looks so debonair here, though of course he's helped a tiny bit by standing next to that beardy weirdy who's always sucking cock on tumblr. Note the friend who is both fat AND black. He covers all bases this one.

He's quite fetching.

Coming to San Fran y'all:

He’s very good looking.

And he knows it and thinks about it constantly.

R46 is someone of great quality and beauty, so can afford to be picky.

Loving son:

Someone's hungry and sore...

...and Thirsty:

He reminds me a little of Max.

R2, How about a cock to gag you?

This is an especially good gay instagram thread.

We should have a chart.

He reminds me a little of beefed-up Milo.

I bet they know each other

Important question: To Schill or Not to Schill?

You're too good for onlyfans, huh, sonny me lad?!

That appears to be his biological father. I think the Australian one with the Asian second family must be his stepfather.

I can at least give OP props for not saying "her own".

I didn't release he has a snapschat as well. He claims not to look at his IG DMs. I bet he looks at the Snapchat equivalent.

Uh oh 1:

Uh oh 2:

Alexis Caught in a nice pose.

It's interesting how someone so obviously into his own looks endangers them by playing rugby. Is cauliflower ear imminent?

Yes. Yes, I would.

But would he?

He claimed to have dated Ivan Massow for a time, so make of that what you will.

Oh - about 7", but more of a bottom. But that was years ago when he was more fem, so maybe he's more of a top now.

I actually know this guy, he's pleasant, but so incredibly needy. He can't keep a boyfriend, he always needs validation...I know him through an acquaintance. He's ok looking, very large nose - doesn't show up on camera. I know I sound like a douche because he's an attractive man and I'm not searching for faults but I would stay away -- a lot of work, very high maintenance, kind of guy you always have to reaffirm.

I assumed he can't keep a man because he travels so much with work and family. He spends months with the Australian family each year.

The slightly outsized features are what I like. He's spoken about being obsessed with plastic surgery but has yet to indulge. I hope he doesn't. He wouldn't look right with a whittled down nose.

Much to my disappointment, he's been quite outspoken about not liking to bottom (physical discomfort). Did you fuck a lot or just once or twice?

How does the neediness present? If you don't like his latest selfie, he throws a shit fit?

A couple of times, which ended when he invited me to his birthday party, complete with a suggestion of what present I should bring for him. It seemed a bit much, given we were basically just casual fuck buddies who sometimes chatted on MSN (I did say it was quite a while ago!)

I daresay that if he is now saying he doesn't like to bottom then that's part of his new masc image. I'd also suggest his talk of him changing his group of friends has more to do with them knowing a bit too much about him - his female friends back then would comment on how he'd walk into a club checking out guys and saying "had him, had him, had him...".

You can never quite trust what he says, to be frank. It's why I said he *claimed* to have dated Massow. Of course, I'm basing this on my interactions with him that were, Christ, probably 7 or 8 years ago. Everything he says tends to be trying to reinforce how great he is, or to put others down. He could be quite a snob and would judge people based on where they're from, how they speak, etc.

Yes, I remember him tweeting out to someone he described as essentially a glamour model to stop waxing philosophical. It jarred with his well meaning image.

He's also strange about cursing. Someone called him out on it when he chastised him. He changed tack and cast himself almost as a victim, claimig that cursing made him feel awkward and sad... Ok...

Interesting about the snobbery. He's claimed to have a thing for the Irish. Yet Brits often assume if someone's Irish that they're working class. He's mentioned an Irish grandmother, so perhaps he has more of an educated view than the average Brit.

Lol. Do you remember what the present was (or would have been)?

[quote]he's pleasant, but so incredibly needy. He can't keep a boyfriend, he always needs validation....

I am truly shocked.

He talked down Massow a lot. I suppose there could have been a humblebrag element - Massow was (maybe still is) rather handsome - but he described Massow in no uncertain terms as a broken individual.

I actually do R162, it was the three-season box set of Gimme Gimme Gimme on DVD. Which isn't too bad, given his usual presents were apparently Le Creuset cookware and bonds (yes, as in the financial sense) - keep in mind he was 20/21 at this point.

[QUOTE]Interesting about the snobbery

To be fair to him, this was years ago, so hopefully he has matured. But he very much seemed trapped between wanting to be cool but also wanting to be upper class. Making "new money" jokes, commenting about he went to a public school (but not as a boarder, because his parents loved him too much), etc.

It was in that context that I saw him talk about Massow too, R164 - it was something like "I dated Massow once, it was interesting to see such ego up close" or something like that.

I remember him taking up for that Dr Christian when that journalist exposed him via proposed Grindr hook up involving drugs. Our subject claimed that those disparaging Christian's looks were lying and that they'd all go to bed with him if given the opportunity. As a face person, I was offended (offended, I say) at the assertion.

Anyway, IIRC, he claimed that he'd seen the doctor's dick but I think the implication was that it had been at the gym.

A box set of Gimme Gimme Gimme?! That is precious. Were you the same age?

Oh speaking of Grindr, he claims to only be on there looking for friends and chat. So he deserves to lose a fuckload of points for that.

And given Dr Christian is quite a fair guide of what Alexis will probably look like in a few years time, it's hardly a shock he defended him.

A couple of years apart, R167.

Dr Christian has a face like a monkey. Alexis looks like a horse. They're in different fields/enclosures!

So do you know his family situation? How many parents does he have? When did his bio parents split?

For all the self aggrandisement, I do remember him tweeting that a gym locker room perv who was playing the changing waiting game to see his dick, was likely to be disappointed.

Maybe he meant he was a grower rather than a shower, though.

He cops to being on Grindr? I thought he claims all such profiles are fakes.

I don't. He only ever mentioned his mother to me.

He's decently hung, between 6.5-7 I'd say, though with his height it looks smaller (if that makes sense)

R174 - he's posted screenshots of weird Grindr conversations before.

IIRC, he once threw out a reference to BBRT. That gave me pause.

Yikes. Well, back then it was all safe sex.

With his published work, I noted that there was an older academic whom he assisted... I was too lazy to follow it up but I wondered if that guy was his in to Harvard and to publishing his own book. Do you think he would give head to get ahead?

To be fair, he didn't say he was on it. It may have been a quip of some sort.

It's not surprising that he made more reference to his mother. I'd wager that he's something of a Mini Me of her in terms of the judgmental thing. I remember she described a boyfriend of his as "nice but stupid" directly after meeting him.

He told me that the modelling industry was completely clean and there was nothing sleazy going on in it. Obviously that's bullshit, and the fact he said that makes me wonder. A bit "doth protest too much".

That said, he did seem to have a very large range of attraction. There was a photo on my profile of me and an older friend who was in his fifties, and Alexis was asking who the "hot silver fox" was. So it could be he was into the older guy anyway and the career advancement was just a nice bonus.

He was always very ambitious. I recall him bitching about a friend of his because that friend didn't know what they wanted for their future, was more of a experience-life-and-see-what-happens type. Eventually just stopped talking to him.

Yes, he loves that kind of stuff, R180. From the stories he told, I just got the impression she was a massive bitch.

Yes, some of his boyfriendd have been downright plain. None were fatties, of course. Then again, if he's unbearably needy, maybe he tends to scope out guys that will feed in to that, at least at first, so he's less prescriptive about looks. And then there's the thing of wanting to be the pretty princess in the relationship.

Yes, the modelling comments seem disingenuous. There was an article a while back quoting several young out models and their experience of homophobic management, never mind the sexual end of things. He must have experienced at least some of that, especially with his ubergay bleached blond waif look.

I was surprised to see that Irish guy Ryan completely disappear from his social media. I guess he was part of the "mean girls" cull.

Disagree that Dolores always registers as sharp and sexless. She could be soft and very appealing. The hard thing was cultivated and overempasised, not inherent.

I want pictures of this beautiful-skinned man draped over Ivan Massow.

I want Ivan thrusting his nuggety cock at the lissom blond.

I wanted to see Ivan thwacking him and see the weals on this pale beauty as he lies in submission.

He sounds exhausting.

He sounds like a phony cunt. I hate that about British people always trying to keep up with the Jones' and trying to carve out a niche in the upper echelons of British society by showing how much of a cruel snob you are by looking down on others and thinking how much better you are than them.

Anybody that changes his friends as much as he does fails to realise he's the problem and not them.

I'd like to know why he's so intent on cultivating a masculine image after being so femme for so long. So many self loathing issues at play here folks.

I see we have a new Jon Kortajarena thread on our hands. I'll leave you to your giggling, you bratty schoolgirls.

He was a teenage goth who then flipped it and went platinum. We'd be laughing at him if he tried to pull off uber twink while pushing 30. His transformation isn't that extreme.

Emo/indie rather than goth. He was more Trash Palace than Slimelight.

Shoutouts to all the San Franciscans:

He’s exhausting. But at least not as obnoxiously snarky like North Morgan.

Squad:

Are you Basic?

[R191] Trash Palace you say? Was that the one in Archway?

He's a bit young to have gone to either isn't he?

Soho, though it moved around a few times, so maybe was in Archway for a while? Not sure. And yes, he was old enough. He even DJed at a club night he helped put on, Rebel Rebel.

Come to think of it, it was 'The Dome' near Archway I think. Rebel Rebel?! I totally forgot about that place. And he put that on? Interesting...I've probably seen him in real life at some stage lol.

Yea, he was one of the ones behind it. He looked more like this back then.

And this. Just very very twink in skinny jeans, haha

He looks very pretty...I don't remember him. Although I do remember Jodie Harsh, and there was another trans (sexual) as I though they were called at the time with a blond(e) Victoria Beckham style hairdo that also ran a night somewhere. Of course I was permanently drunk back then...

Thanks for the memories!

SF Crew:

He still hasn't entirely lost his campness, has he?

Happy place:

Golden:

He did have a NYE video of himself lipsyncing to Liza in briefs and a fur stole to an aaudience of a lone frump. Even from behind, I could tell he was serving no Minnelli realness. LBR though, what gay doesn't have a little sugar in their tank?

He called Jodie Harsh vile, as I recall.

He randomly got down to the final two for, I think, a Fairytale "superhero" movie where he would have played Jack of the Beanstalk fame. I think it got made but I never watch those kind of movies. I wonder who did play the part in the end.

R207 ha, makes sense, as R201 pointed out Jodie Harsh used to be part of the set he'd mix in way back when, so him disliking her is probably linked to disliking the old him. Much the same way he talks about getting rid of bitchy friends, when he was bitchy himself.

R208 Very randomly! How does a non-actor almost get cast in a movie?

I would guess that he was spotted while working as a model. Like Cara Delavhatever but on a much smaller scale.

That would explain a mystery actually - he has an IMDB page. It's blank, but I wonder if he set it up thinking he was about to have a film career? I think it's fair to say that there's unlikely to be another "Alexis Caught" out there.

What does the strikethrough of the OP mean?

It means the F&F button was clicked enough times on that post to grey it out. There's someone who goes around and does that to the OP of threads that he doesn't think should exist, because in his mind the subject of the thread isn't famous enough or whatever.

But does that mean anything to Muriel? Does it increase the chances of the thread being deleted?

I don't think so, the Dylan Geick threads always get that treatment but carry on as normal

Throwback: thank god it’s not Coach...

Purple friend:

He loves a fourgy?

Wow:

What's in that pic that's meant to be wow-worthy?

Zen like:

Sorry not On todnight:

What would be your Daemon?

He apparently did a livestream some months ago with Travis Bryant (onetime bf of Jonathan Bennett, and former bf of one of those twin twinks who came out to their dad on youtube). It would be interesting see if someone archived it.

I remember years ago he posted on Facebook how only egotists use Twitter and how he'd never end up on social media. Never mind the great insight from a self-proclaimed marketing expert, I wonder how that Alexis would look at this Alexis.

Existential question:

Jesus, he's at least a decade too old to be posting shit like that to social media. Next he'll be posting poetry about how the world sucks.

Isn't that pretty common that guys post a beauty/action shot with a "just thinkin'" quote?

That facebook comment re Twitter is especially funny considering he live tweeted getting locked in his own bedroom and pissing in a bottle while waiting to get out. I think there were accompaning pics every step of the way. No one needed to see his bottled brown piss.

And not only tweeted about it, but then gave interviews to the media who picked up on the story.

Mind you, none of that is as bad as his most recent plan to get into monetising his posts.

Clean shaven:

Love, actually:

Still hanging in there:

It looks like he's lost weight. He seems to be the naturally willowy type, he probably has to do a lot of protein shakes etc. to get bigger.

I wonder if he's bedded Tovey's boyfriend.

You say we have no way of knowing what they're like in real life, yet you surmise that "sup, fag" is a private joke beween buddies? The latter suggests the former is not true. And I won't dignify your Trump reference with a rebuttal.

6’ 4”, y’all:

Muse:

The back of a Muse:

Muse in Action:

[QUOTE]6’ 4”, y’all:

Ha, he keeps adding inches. He was 6'2 when I knew him. Then he claimed 6'3 - in fact I'm certain there's an Instagram post with him saying he was 6'2 but claiming he'd lately grown an extra inch, and now he's adding another.

R237 R238 Yikes, those are not flattering photos.

Extra inches can be a good thing....

Not in any of the ways he seems to be gaining them, R241

Kawaii Peace sign:

I don't think those photos are unflattering so much as badly taken (a bit of a theme with his collaborator, imo). He has quite narrow shoulders so he's never going to have a strong V shape that would make his waist look very slim.

Have we seen this one yet?

R119

There is now.