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Karen Pence's pussy

Does it stink?

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by Anonymousreply 108September 29, 2018 11:15 PM

why do you think Mikey is at arm's length there,Op?

by Anonymousreply 1August 4, 2017 8:41 PM

That stinking uterus fell out YEARS ago...

by Anonymousreply 2August 4, 2017 9:12 PM

I bet it's hairy and she forces Mikey to eat it when he misbehaves.

by Anonymousreply 3August 4, 2017 9:14 PM

Strange that you are obsessed with smelly pussies but happy to stick your tongue up an arse.

by Anonymousreply 4August 4, 2017 9:40 PM

R4's pussy stinks!!

by Anonymousreply 5August 4, 2017 10:03 PM

I don't have one R5.

by Anonymousreply 6August 4, 2017 10:08 PM

"but happy to stick your tongue up an arse."

Fortunately, no one will ever be sticking their tongue up R4's ass because of the huge stick she's got shoved up there.

by Anonymousreply 7August 4, 2017 10:16 PM

If you find out, let me know.

by Anonymousreply 8August 4, 2017 10:19 PM

I'm pretty sure it's been sewn shut for decades.

by Anonymousreply 9August 4, 2017 10:24 PM

Why would something smell bad that's only been used 3 times in 58 years?

by Anonymousreply 10August 4, 2017 10:25 PM

I don't think her pussy has seen a penis in decades...

by Anonymousreply 11August 4, 2017 10:28 PM

Karen Pence's shaggy gray pussy probably smells like dried up old spiced beef jerky underneath all the cobwebs and caution tape.... just some droopy ancient cunny flaps hiding inside some gigantic Walmart poly-blend granny bloomers.

by Anonymousreply 12August 4, 2017 10:31 PM

You've obviously given it a lot of thought R12. How odd. I don't spend time speculating on the genitals of the spouses of US politicians but I suppose it's a hobby of sorts.

by Anonymousreply 13August 4, 2017 10:50 PM

R13=Pence....has spent NO time thinking about his wife's pussy for obvious reasons.

by Anonymousreply 14August 4, 2017 11:06 PM

I bet Mrs Pence has spent a lot of time worrying whether a bunch of queens find her lady parts aesthetically pleasing and acceptably fragrant.

by Anonymousreply 15August 4, 2017 11:12 PM

r12 my what a picture you paint with words. A terrifying, disgusting picture.

by Anonymousreply 16August 4, 2017 11:16 PM

The charcoal lining at the bottom contains all of Mother's odors.

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by Anonymousreply 17August 5, 2017 12:12 AM

She just adds a little potpourri when necessary.

by Anonymousreply 18August 5, 2017 1:46 AM

She always adds a dab of Miracle Gro right before her all-night fuck and rim sessions with Mike!

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by Anonymousreply 19August 5, 2017 3:29 AM

No, but it echoes.

by Anonymousreply 20August 5, 2017 3:37 AM

Dry and crusty

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by Anonymousreply 21August 5, 2017 3:39 AM

Close the meat curtains!

by Anonymousreply 22August 5, 2017 3:53 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 23August 6, 2017 2:39 AM

What about Mr. Pences mussy?

by Anonymousreply 24August 6, 2017 3:15 AM

it stinks!

by Anonymousreply 25August 6, 2017 4:41 PM

Mr Pence's mussy smells like rotting Trump cum!

by Anonymousreply 26August 6, 2017 8:44 PM

.

by Anonymousreply 27August 7, 2017 2:41 AM

His calling her Mommy brings his earlier appearance here to mind.

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by Anonymousreply 28August 7, 2017 2:45 AM

Pence stinks so bad, no one can notice her stench.

by Anonymousreply 29August 7, 2017 2:56 AM

Why are you guys so obsessed with pussy? Your fingers stink worse than pussy.

by Anonymousreply 30August 7, 2017 2:59 AM

Your mouth stinks worse than your mom's pussy, R30.

by Anonymousreply 31August 7, 2017 3:03 AM

Like 3 day old cottage cheese left out in the sun.

by Anonymousreply 32August 7, 2017 3:09 AM

Smells like vinegar and smugness because that's the way Mommy keeps it....

You know what it doesn't smell like?

Any part of Mike Pence's gay, hypocritical body...much less his shriveled peen.

by Anonymousreply 33August 7, 2017 3:17 AM

It smells of dust and eau de cologne.

She is alone

With all the old nocturnal smells

that cross and cross across her brain.

by Anonymousreply 34August 7, 2017 3:18 AM

I bet Mother enjoys punishing Mikie for all of his profane carnal thoughts. And I bet Mikie enjoys it.

by Anonymousreply 35August 7, 2017 4:25 AM
by Anonymousreply 36August 8, 2017 12:31 AM

Mothballs

by Anonymousreply 37August 8, 2017 2:19 AM

cumwhore

by Anonymousreply 38August 8, 2017 5:58 PM

Febreze and Yankee Candles

by Anonymousreply 39August 8, 2017 6:04 PM

If she had kids, like every good Xtian, yes, it does, and she more than likely has a prolapsed uterus. Only the rich, who can afford the after surgery tuck, avoid this shit. No one tells us women until it's far too late. I blame the bitter bitches that birthed us.

by Anonymousreply 40August 8, 2017 6:06 PM

And can I just say that that is the cheesiest fucking photo ever at OP!!

by Anonymousreply 41August 8, 2017 6:52 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 42August 11, 2017 3:47 AM

Like jizz on a Communion wafer.

by Anonymousreply 43September 22, 2017 7:24 PM

Pumpkin spice.

by Anonymousreply 44September 22, 2017 7:27 PM

She's lined it with shelf paper to keep it wipe-fresh clean.

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by Anonymousreply 45September 22, 2017 7:29 PM

It hasn’t seen the light of day in 30 years.

by Anonymousreply 46September 22, 2017 7:31 PM

Her entire body stinks so much it's difficult to discern the pussy stink. However I do think she has cobwebs down there.

by Anonymousreply 47September 22, 2017 7:33 PM

Do you guys think Mikey will ever go Norman Bates on "mother" someday?

by Anonymousreply 48September 22, 2017 7:33 PM

[quote] Do you guys think Mikey will ever go Norman Bates on "mother" someday?

More likely, Mikey will go Gary Condit on some poor male hustler.

by Anonymousreply 49September 22, 2017 7:35 PM

Mikey certainly doesn't know OP. And he'd eat anything.

by Anonymousreply 50September 22, 2017 7:38 PM

Like cat fur and meatloaf.

by Anonymousreply 51September 22, 2017 7:47 PM

The photo at OP cracks me up. Wtf?

by Anonymousreply 52September 22, 2017 8:12 PM

Karen's stinks, but Mike's REEKS!

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by Anonymousreply 53September 22, 2017 10:11 PM

This couple has a big anti-gay agenda.

Manafort pushed him for the VP spot. That should be telling. Mueller probably has some details, and it is a question whether or not it will be used.

by Anonymousreply 54September 22, 2017 10:30 PM

Her pussy is very happy eating yummy pence hotdog

by Anonymousreply 55September 22, 2017 10:46 PM

You know after sex, Mikie gets on his knees and says "I should have killed myself when I put it in her. But I liked it! I liked it!!!"

by Anonymousreply 56September 23, 2017 5:12 AM

Lol, R56

by Anonymousreply 57September 23, 2017 6:51 PM

Trying to stifle a queef.

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by Anonymousreply 58September 26, 2017 3:41 AM

Ewwwww

by Anonymousreply 59September 26, 2017 3:45 AM

That poor bunny is trying not to die from the fumes, R58.

by Anonymousreply 60September 29, 2017 7:38 PM

Probably not, because she lives with a douche.

by Anonymousreply 61September 29, 2017 8:16 PM

Bone dry. Their servants dust it daily.

by Anonymousreply 62September 29, 2017 8:21 PM

It probably smells like church candles. Karen Pence is hideous. It's sad that we went from attractive 60 something Jill Biden as Second Lady to Karen Pence who looks like a Lego person/

by Anonymousreply 63September 29, 2017 8:56 PM

Like a sack of unwashed russet potatoes

by Anonymousreply 64September 29, 2017 9:52 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 65October 1, 2017 4:28 AM

It smells like the Peeps-scented Yankee Candle.

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by Anonymousreply 66October 1, 2017 4:33 AM

Like stuffed cabbage rolls.

by Anonymousreply 67October 9, 2017 4:20 PM

She took the Pence ride from Vegas to Indianapolis for a NFL game they walked-out on before it started as a political stunt; then immediately flew to California.

As a taxoayer, I want that money back.

by Anonymousreply 68October 9, 2017 4:44 PM

I hate this ugly, fat frau.

by Anonymousreply 69October 9, 2017 5:35 PM

Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 70November 7, 2017 8:54 AM

Her pussy smells like Fire and Brimstone ( the new Summers Eve scent for pious yet smelly Christian hos)

by Anonymousreply 71November 7, 2017 9:22 AM

It smells like a family of flatulent possums is nesting in there. Because it is.

by Anonymousreply 72November 7, 2017 10:24 AM

Like the salty tears of Jesus Christ

by Anonymousreply 73November 7, 2017 8:34 PM

Applied daily, so as not to excite Father.

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by Anonymousreply 74November 7, 2017 8:43 PM

Please, never First Lady.

No theocratic-corporate oligarchy.

by Anonymousreply 75November 7, 2017 8:48 PM
by Anonymousreply 76November 8, 2017 9:49 PM

"Mother" keeps hubby safe from lustful encounters. Given what's going on in the news nowadays, perhaps that is prudent.

by Anonymousreply 77November 15, 2017 5:43 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 78January 5, 2018 5:13 AM

smells like her dogs cum.

by Anonymousreply 79January 5, 2018 5:25 AM

She looked like total shit up there in the Olympics spectator's booth. Fat. Charmless. Hideous.

by Anonymousreply 80February 10, 2018 3:07 PM

I wonder about her, but I wonder about him more. I know he was dishonest in Indiana and realize he's dishonest now, so maybe that's it. But something seems really off about this guy.

by Anonymousreply 81February 10, 2018 3:18 PM

I wonder how much Melania hates being around church lady Pence. Showtime's Our Cartoon President does dig against church lady's wadrobe.

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by Anonymousreply 82February 10, 2018 4:21 PM

God Pence is so creepy. He almost looks too stupid to be effectively evil. Mommy Pence did look haggard at the opening ceremony, like someone left her out in the rain.

by Anonymousreply 83February 10, 2018 5:33 PM

Smells like hate!

by Anonymousreply 84February 10, 2018 6:02 PM

They look like total garbage.

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by Anonymousreply 85February 10, 2018 10:04 PM

Would anyone miss them if they ended up in a North Korean labor camp?

by Anonymousreply 86February 10, 2018 10:18 PM

Somebody should fund a North Korea kidnapping of both of them.

by Anonymousreply 87February 10, 2018 10:20 PM

it smells like spoiled cream.

by Anonymousreply 88February 10, 2018 10:26 PM

It smells like a very old and never cleaned pew cushion.

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by Anonymousreply 89February 10, 2018 11:09 PM

Will "Mother" and Hubby be campaigning for County Clerk Kim Davis in her re-election bid against a gay man for which she refused to issue a marriage license?

by Anonymousreply 90February 10, 2018 11:51 PM

Mother has Pency rub holy water on it every night.

by Anonymousreply 91February 11, 2018 2:48 AM

Like sauerkraut and Hamburger Helper!!

You should try sitting behind her some time... whew!

by Anonymousreply 92February 11, 2018 2:51 AM

Karen's pudenda still has that new car smell, as Mike rarely uses it.

by Anonymousreply 93February 11, 2018 2:52 AM

Good lawd, r 92, that is wicked, but immensely hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 94February 11, 2018 4:35 PM

I bet her pussy has a double chin, just like her face.

by Anonymousreply 95February 12, 2018 7:02 AM

Anyone who seeks to be the western version of the late Elena Ceausescu; just no.

by Anonymousreply 96February 12, 2018 9:29 AM

I bet it smells like an old bologna and Oscar Meyer mayonnaisse sandwich wrapped in plastic wrap.

by Anonymousreply 97February 12, 2018 10:10 AM

smells like don, jr's cumwads.

by Anonymousreply 98February 12, 2018 10:32 AM

Mother washes religiously down there, hoping that its aroma of the Holy Ghost will attract her husband.

by Anonymousreply 99March 22, 2018 11:34 AM

R7 is triggered!

by Anonymousreply 100March 22, 2018 11:40 AM

ugh

by Anonymousreply 101March 22, 2018 1:30 PM

"In for a Pence, in for a pound."

by Anonymousreply 102March 22, 2018 7:11 PM

Mother never lets me near her no-no region (she'll give me a spanking if I use that icky p word). The only thing I've ever smelled on her is her Jean Naté I bought for ger on her birthday in 2004 and brisket.

She is a beautiful, gracious talented woman.

by Anonymousreply 103March 22, 2018 7:20 PM

Does she have her fingers crossed to be First Lady soon?

Will her national 'cause', if she does, be vaginal yeast infection and how to combat it?

Hope it is not forced conversion therapy. Am already trans-straight-pansexual voluntarily. She's going to make all gay men like pussy? Poor delusional thang.

by Anonymousreply 104March 23, 2018 12:22 AM

lol, R104

by Anonymousreply 105March 24, 2018 1:59 AM

Does it have tattoos & piercings? She's the decorative type.

by Anonymousreply 106April 30, 2018 2:45 AM

She has a clit piercing, R106.

by Anonymousreply 107September 29, 2018 2:58 PM

It's rancid... with maggots.

by Anonymousreply 108September 29, 2018 11:15 PM
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