Angelyne's real identity

You're worse than Hitler, OP.

Worse than Hitler and Portland

Well, it's obvious why an ambitious Jewess would want to bury her real name under an alias.

Seems like maybe she has issues with Jews also, by saying to the reporter, "you wish it were true" and asking if his editor is Jewish.

I think most people remember her from the opening credits of Moonlighting.

"But once I floated the idea of Goldberg as Angelyne to friends and colleagues who had been fascinated by her over the years and occasionally had had their own fleeting curbside run-ins, the surprisingly unsurprised reaction (particularly from the Jewish ones) was consensus and instantaneous: That makes sense. The stereotypical old-school shmatte-selling, the hardnosed negotiations, the pure all-purpose chutzpah — "I've known that woman," one happily told me, as if welcoming home a long-lost relative, "all my life."

She was rumored to have been "a kept woman"--for years, by KNBC weather-comic Fritz Coleman* (this may have been mentioned in the article; didn't read it).

She was doing interviews covering her face before Sia

Her ubiquitous LA billboards used to make me smile.

The caption, "Management" followed by the 213 number just seemed so FREAKING OPTIMISTIC, you just had to love it.

But that was ages ago: she's gotta be pushing 75 by now, maybe more.

Now all actresses in women in Hollywood act like she does, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, the Kardashians.

All you need is blonde hair and big fake tits and you'll get what you want in Hollywood.

Angelyne documentary

R7, it wasn't Fritz, it was Dr. George Fishbeck that the rumor was about. She was also rumored to be the kept girl of Don Knotts.

Track from her 1982 New Wave LP

If just occurred to me: Angelyne was a CALL GIRL. It's obvious.

R13 one of the first women I met when I moved to LA in the 90s also was a kept girl of Don Knotts.

Who's the guy in the interview? He's hot.

She must walk around everyday being propositioned by men of all ages.

No panties for Angelyne

Nope, r13--you're having fun; the Fritz Coleman connection was apparently legit. Janet Charlton wrote about Angelyne occasionally on her blog, and there were several comments corroborating her connection to Coleman, and the sale of Angelyne's condo north of Malibu.

At that time (this was maybe 5-7 years ago), she was selling Angelyne T-shirts out of the trunk of her pink corvette; and she was frequently papped while doing so.

When she was a teen, she definitely had that vapid open-mouth expression on her face, along with blue eyes and light hair, that the men like so much. No wonder she was led astray down the path of sexual exploitation.

I knew one day someone would fined her out. Also why hasn't she done reality tv or found a way to brand herself online somewhere? She clearly needs money if she's selling T-shirts out of the trunk of her car. She can learn from Kim K, about making money via branding herself properly. Also how much money did Don Knotts have if he was able too have kept women he supported. Sounds like he did really well for himself To me.

Well all I can say is that she's NO Gladys Glover!

She still has merchandise in the trunk of her (newer model ) pink Corvette. See her almost daily in Hollywood.

R20, Angelyne herself denied the Dr. George rumors in the old Hollywood Kids magazine. Fritz had nothing to do with it, but of course, it is gossip.

Well, even as a geriatric, Angelyne seems to have that shaved-pussy (of a 16-year old Japanese schoolgirl) look down pat.

A casting session with Angelyne

Angelyne (on the left), still with her real nose, in a bit part in the 1974 movie Phantom of the Paradise.

She had a nose job before she landed a part in the 1977 movie Can I Do It … 'Til I Need Glasses?.

She spent her younger years as a kept woman/call girl and when the landscape changed ca. 2003 with the rise of Paris Hilton and TMZ she was already too old to learn how to capitalize on the new technologies of self-promotion, and too old to keep turning tricks. That's why she's ending her days selling knic-knacs out the trunk of her car.

About to flip on someone recording her.

She could do a reality show like Celebrity Big Brother in the UK or write her memoirs. She doesn't need TMZ.

This article is REALLY making the rounds. It showed up in several of my FB groups. There is interest.

Well, that's good to know, r24. My visiting sister tried to buy a shirt from the dented trunk of one of her older cars and they reeked so badly of mildew that she threw them out rather than putting them in her suitcase.

As for how "a shirt" became "they," she allowed herself to be scammed into buying three shirts [italic]and[/italic] paying for a bunch of moving boxes and strapping tape at the UPS Store [italic]and[/italic] buying her a Cobb salad and strawberry lemonade.

And then, after all of that, Angelyne asked for two of the t-shirts back because my sister had only asked to buy one in the first place, and she probably didn't want or need all three!

R30 She does have a nasty side. There are two different videos on youtube of her throwing soda in one and a bad of chips at another for recording her.

Her whole appeal (to the degree that she is to the wider public) was built around a certain mystique. Buzz magazine published an excellent piece about her ca. 25 years ago; it was rife with rare, rumored stop-light sightings of her around LA, various theories about her mysterious background, etc.--all leaving the reader wanting to know more. Her image was intriguing and vaporous.

Somehow the current sight of a should-be-retired, support-hose clad, mini-dressed Angelyne, hawking her wares on the sidewalk, is not the third act her "fans" would have imagined for her.

She should move to NYC and co host Live With Kelly.

Angelyne on Kim Kardashian: "I don't see anything that's inspiring or beauteous. Who wants to know what she does every day? It's boring and gauche and claustrophobic."

r37 Translation: "But can Kim Kardashian launch ping-pong balls out of her pussy--twenty-feet in the air?"

She demands $10,000 to take a picture of her face.

A brief drive by in her car with a wave goes for $500.

R40 I want that job!

As the sun sets, she pulls up curbside at the TCL Chinese Theatre for a moment to provide "a little taste" of the reliable core demographic base she can tap into whenever she so pleases. She rolls down the windows. Immediately, the assembled crowd swarms and heaves. "Wooooos" abound. Asian tourists wink at her. Wonder Woman drops to her knees a few feet away, exclaiming: "You look stunning! You're my idol!" A heavyset man saunters up close, his speech slurred: "Big old titties!"

This article has actually given her a sort of gravitas. Who knew what very sad origins she had, and how she flipped them, and made her own way. It may not be told in her terms, but her story is so compelling and strange. I wonder if the writer was worried that the world would never know there was something deeper to her past. I will never see her in the same way again (and we should all learn from that).

Agreed!

She's basically the same age as friend Cassandra Peterson aka Elvira.

I get the feeling that she and Warhol would have been kindred spirits had they met. I can just imagine the great portraits he would have painted of her, and the nonsense "philosophy" book they would have written together.

Her deft grifting for t-shirt sales, a strawberry lemonade--and the Cobb salad is priceless.

She is the superannuated "American Honey."

Angelyne Nina Hagen Elvira

Angelyne & Elvira

Where's Julie Brown?

I was visiting Hollywood one time and I was driving down Hollywood Blvd and he she comes in her pink Corvette heading straight for me. She swerved and almost sideswiped me. I wasn't thrilled with her.

She's just a grifter....

She doesn't show her face because she's an old lady and doesn't look like her merch anymore.

Scroll down for her at the Hollywood autograph show.

Elvira has aged much better. Angelyne looks a plastic alien.

Elvira also had some personality and talent, which is why she had more success and is better known.

Hey what happened to the other thread! Anyway turns out she was not born in 1938 as Dlers had claimed previously. She is only 66 which is a lot younger than she looks.

That German woman--"Martina Big"--is currently making the rounds in Hollywood, and considering that her S-CUP breasts make Angelyne look like a boy (and not to mention that she has turned herself black with melanin injections), when it comes to the future LA freak-stakes ...

I think she would be more successful if she just took pictures with people and allowed them to post them, rather than constantly asking for money and covering up her face.

She will allow "facials" if you are using an asbestos filter on your camera.

Any passing interest I had in her disappeared with the link at R52. She pretends to have a "contest" to meet her. Everyone who enters wins. When she meets them, she forces them to buy all of her crap and put gas in her tank. She won't even talk to them about anything but selling her overpriced shit. What a lowlife pig.

Another "win a date" guy with a bad experience with her.

R61 wow those stories really make me despise her. What a fucking cunt. The guy buys a twenty dollar bumper sticker, and she later yells "why are you so poor??" when he refuses to buy her other shit.

I'm not a violent person, but she could use a punch on that bizarre, surgically altered face. What an awful human being

I think the guy in R61's link came across as more of an asshole than Angelyne.

He's doesn't seem like a nice guy, but she probably set the bad tone of the "date" by insulting him right away telling him his pants looked filthy. Which is rude, even if they were.

God but what the fuck is he wearing? Jesus, they are both cringey. He seems like a creep too.

From the comments at r61: Dude – you’re a total dick. She’s old, she eccentric, she’s a relic. But you seem to have contempt for her simply because she’s old. You met her because you wanted a little piece of her fame and it didn’t go as planned, and now you want to trash her in print. You want to exact some sort of revenge because you’re butt hut that she asked you to buy a button. What an entitled asshole you are.

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Flash-forward 14 years--to the inevitable crowd-funding effort to buy her a plot in Hollywood Forever cemetery.

As it will turn out, that particular spot will then represent some of the most expensive and highly-coveted real estate in Los Angeles, so, "plan C": a nice-ish, quiet place out in Simi Valley (Forest Lawn will also be a no-go).

Yeah, the author at R61 seems like one of California's ubiquitous trashy Okies. No social graces whatsoever. From glancing at his blog, seems he's not from California originally, but he's a type, trust me.

She's awful. She sets up these fake "win a date" things. Everyone "wins". For each entry, she preys on the person who responds. First selling her way overpriced garbage. Then insisting he pay for lunch, gas and groceries. If you decline, she shames you by saying "WHY ARE YOU SO POOR??"

What a fucking lowlife. Ugh.

You're right, R71. But these people are looking to hang out with a freak show... then they complain about what a freak show she is.

On the off chance she really is a hungry old lady (and not just trying to score a meal for the thrill of it,) then buy her a fucking meal! Why risk coming out on the wrong side of that question? The guy in R61 just seems like trash.

Leave it to a Jew to devise a scheme like this and live off it for over thirty years.

But, R72, these people are set up under false pretenses. You're enticed to enter this fun "contest", but the thing is that everyone who enters "wins." You're never told beforehand that you'll have to buy anything from her, or pay for her gas, or parking meter, or groceries. Not everyone has money to do that, and then if you don't she insults you.

The guy at R61 bought stuff from her, and paid for her coffee, but then said "that's it". I wouldn't mind it if she said upfront "Hang out Angelyne! All it costs is about $200 when all is said and done"

I just really don't like the way she goes about it.

I would have just ditched her...not say a word, she just turns around and her victim is gone.

I get that she's a mid level Scammer, but how is she funding her lifestyle without a job? She's in her 60's. Who is paying all the bills?

Yes, but then the guy takes to the internet to call a hungry old lady a "garbage person" and mock her assorted mental illnesses. If she had stolen his wallet, I could understand his anger. I would have just felt very sorry for her.

I read the guy's bio on his website, and apparently he grew up poor as well. You'd think that would make him more sympathetic, but some of the meanest people I know are poor white people. So, draw your own conclusions.

Back in the late 70s, her backstory was that she emerged from an Idaho farm.

R76 She in a pretty nice apartment complex off the Sunset Strip. I really think it's her social security check and her pushing all her crap.

What I don't understand is how she's able to update her car every few years. I wonder if she has some kind of deal with the automaker. I have to say, it's the most high profile car in Los Angeles.

R77 I don't really buy the "poor old lady" thing. I think she's cunning and shrewd. She clearly does that awful "negging" thing that pick up artist types do to get people to crave your approval.

Having read 5 accounts of these "dates", I just find her gross. And I wasn't predisposed to dislike her. Until I saw those I had no bad opinion of her.

I, too, did not have a bad opinion of her, either, R79 until I read the descriptions of the "dates." I understand that she needs to sell her items to make a living, but there is no need to insult people who don't want to buy them. She could be more fun and inclusive about it, and not rude and grubby. Either she is having a hella time and enjoys playing around with people, or she is the nastiest most narcissistic person on earth. For her sake, I hope it's the former, because, if it's the latter, she has got to be miserably unhappy when she realizes that people are laughing at her, not with her.

She's lucky her old ass hasn't been knocked off yet pulling this shit in L.A.

[quote] Where's Julie Brown?

Who?

She looks much older than her actual age. She was only 59 in this picture.

It'll be interesting if she capitalized on her true identity and past being exposed. She could easily fill a book with her story. I'm not sure if they'd make a move about her, since she's not really that famous. A documentary seems more likely.

Well, she certainly sounds awful in that win a date story at R61, but after seeing how the guy was dressed, I can hardly fault Angelyne for screaming "Why are you so poor?" at him. Except for the brigh red boots, he looks like he'd just come from his landscaping job.

R84 read the other description of the "win a date". That guy happened to have the money to indulge her. She still comes off like a complete and utter contemptible asshole.

What work has she done to earn a Social Security check? Wonder if the one not showing her face is the actual Angelyne

If that's not the world's oldest hooker in r83 ...

People who've had tons of plastic surgery but can't afford to keep it up anymore look arguably worse than those who've never had any work done at all.

i wanna say that her song posted by r14 is great.

Just read the article at r61. The writer comes off like an asshole and he did show up looking like shit. What the fuck was he wearing? Yikes. She is no prize, but everyone knows her schtick and he should've been prepared to atleast buy her lunch. It seems like all of her poor behavior was part of the "Angelyne" experience. Her "why are you so poor" statement probably had everything to do with wondering why a broke LOOKING person, not at all impressed with her persona, signed up for a "date". She rightfully expected a trick. The casual racism is also not surprising since she modeled herself after the antithesis of anything color and is 80 years old...The fact that she thinks Denny's is cleaner than Roscoes...huge tell.

Angelyne has two new singles out, a music video coming and her Billboard for the single went up. Did she leak this info herself?

I see she's discovered the grifting potential of GoFundMe.

R91, sure she looks 80, but she's 66!

Gotta love the way this old hooker strategically uses that fan to mask her "problem area."

"66"

Allegedly.

She actually wasn't half-bad as a New Wave punkette.

You're right, r96. Not a bad voice--with shades of Dale Bozzio in her presentation.

Until this thread I had absolutely no idea that she'd ever actually *done* anything--let alone that she had recorded music. Always thought of her as the proto-person for "someone who is famous for being famous."

what surprises me is that this exposé came so late. Is it that hard to discover someone's real name? Didn't she have childhood friends or school mates who could say "oh yes, she's renee" 30 or 20 years ago?

I'm not convinced the escaped-over-ice-with-wolves-at-her-heels story is true.

Seems the BUZZ piece done on her years ago (not to mention other publications that have covered her) would have got to the bottom of this well before now.

I'm shocked that she's making enough to live without having sex for the money.

Who says she isn't?

One can't help but look over photos of her in those ghastly pink-fur Flintstones outfits for telltale evidence of copious dried spooge.

R72 Some commenters agree with that, I kinda feel the same, she is a pain in the ass but they signed up for it so...another comment:

Having interacted with a number of individuals that have made me uncomfortable over the years, I could never fathom going out of my way to publicly shame someone to the extent that you have here. Clearly, if you had even half a brain or half a soul you’d have thought twice before publishing such a sickening piece of so called writing. Plus, the fact that you parade her attempts at fame as something to be ashamed of while whoring your own dignity in exchange for a chance to ride on her coat tails shows just how truly sad and pathetic a person you are. I grieve for you, those who must endure your presence regularly and any future interactions you have with any unsuspecting victim of your company. If this article has taught me anything, it’s that the term “garbage person” should in fact not be used flippantly, and only in reference to you.

This has been posted before, but perhaps a new generation of Tasteful Friends would like to weigh in.

I have to say, I'm really surprised at the number of people defending her on those date things. People are saying "it's what they signed up for", but it isn't at all.

They entered a contest that they probably assumed they wouldn't win. But what she does apparently is to take every person who enters and call them to meet her. No one is told that they'll have to buy her stuff. Let alone buy her food, gas, and groceries. This guy bought her stuff already, and when he declines to buy her more she calls him "poor". Fuck you, bitch.

I just can't believe how differently I'm seeing this from everyone else. Am I wrong here? If she been upfront about meeting all this stuff paid for these guys would have no room to complain. But she meets them under false pretenses. For some reason I just found the while thing particularly gross.

Excuse the typos above. It should say "needing all that stuff" I was doing voice to text.

No r105, you're not wrong, per se, it is distasteful but her whole persona is hard selling things to people and trying to get whatever she can out of them. They scoff at her "famous for nothing" schtick but they also want in on it. It sounds awful to me and I would never want to do it but it seems like they know how kooky she is and that's why they do it but then they get pissed at how kooky she is, does that make sense?

Girl answers back....

Angelyne out on those dates is like every relationship between a guy who wanted to be with a hot chick, and the woman who stays because he's a walking ATM machine.

She's relentlessly "on." She's one of those celebrities that I wonder about when they're home alone at night, and getting ready for bed. Does she watch Judge Judy or Project Runway? Does she eat Reese's Peanut Butter Cups out of the refrigerator? I'm sure that she makes all those "oooh" sounds like she does in interviews, when she's having sex with a guy, a benefactor. "Oooh that's right in my butt,oooh your squirting on my face,oooh it's all over my lips."

Oxford University yesterday urged their employee to hand himself in.

An Oxford University spokesman said the institution has been in contact with officers in the UK and is prepared to assist the US investigation.

“Andrew Warren’s colleagues at Somerville College have now all been informed and are shocked to learn of the case,” he added.

“Whatever the circumstances, we would urge him to contact the US authorities as soon as possible, in the best interests of everyone concerned.”

--The Sun

Shit. Wrong thread.

That's actually kind of funny, R112. Only on Datalounge would the gay murder and Angelyne stories be somehow linked.

The Hollywood Reporter revealed who was behind the billboards back in 2015. She was a big hooker for sure. Foot fetish!

Hugo Maisnik is a printer and inventor, best known as the man behind the Angelyne billboards, and as the inventor of Hugo's Amazing Tape.[1][2][3]

Maisnik is the father of Katherine Saltzberg, who wrote the one-woman play, Los Angelyne, about her experience growing up in the shadow of the Angelyne billboards.

The writer of the article wouldn't even heed her words about HER telling HER own story. I thought it was awful....he not only seeks out her information, he tells the reader how. I know a lot of you think it's great and funny how he basically outed her (identity) to the public. But he's an asshole. Robbing her of her voice? I loved how her family members SHUT HIM DOWN lol. Wouldn't give him anything (hello? who are you?) Her father was very abusive and controlling, she's Jewish but she completely did a 180 with her looks. I get it. You don't come from her past wrapped too tight. She should have her air of mystery. Too bad she didn't do more with her new identity. Yes I read it, I couldn't believe he'd do that to his own. Oh yes he's Jewish and Angelyne pulled no punches in asking/telling him that. Please understand I'm not being anti-Semitic but I know plenty of Jewish people who frown upon their own dicking over their own (it's a big no no). I know I sound nutty to many of you but let her have the life and identity she wants.

[quote] I know I sound nutty to many of you

Um... yeah, you sound totally sane, hon.

R117 I'm yeah I know lol. I just acknowledged that. I don't mean to but she holds much magic and mystery for me as well as other people. How cute you called me hon....you're attempt to talk down to me doesn't work lol. I have no fucks to give and I know me.

*Um not I'm.-R118

A new old photo pre-Angelyne has turned up.

So this is all some big "jewish thing?"

The kept woman of my dreams!

She was actually more attractive just as herself, not as the Angelyne caricature with all that makeup and wigs and stuff.

And I don't believe for a minute that she's "66."

"666," more likely.

She could be making so much money out of this thing but now I wonder if she's actually mentally ill and not in on the entire thing -- if this persona is something she needs to do to cover-up emotional problems. I mean, she actually went and altered her body for christ's sake. She's not doing a Pee-wee Herman or Elvira. She butchered herself and lives like this 24/7. She lives in a fantasy world. It's quite sad.

She could do a reality show, do Celebrity Big Brother in the UK, write a memoir, a make millions. If she is 66, how many years does she have left to milk this thing? She obvious still wants to be a celebrity. She just put out a new song/single and is trying to still raise funds. She's doing this the hard/ridiculous way.

Does she have the "personality" to front a reality show? In some of her interactions with the public, she comes off as pretty nasty, and early-bag-lady crazy.

She's on the downside of the slope.

Before she was Angelyne.

Before she was Angelyne.

R120, that photo was referenced in the article. Her ex-husband coughed it up.

R107 I guess I don't really see the fans like that. In at least one of the stories above, the guy was for sure psyched to have won the contest. He wound up spending $200 on her, and came away disillusioned. I don't think some of these guys see her as a joke. And, not for nothing, if I won a contest, I might expect to have lunch paid for, not to have to fill up this old bag's gas tank.

Angelyne is not eating cat food and scraping by on a SS check. I guarantee she's got a buttload of money squirreled away. You think someone with a hustle like that is penniless? Pffft.

She's crazy like a fox.

R131 those stories make her seem so desperate though. Though, I do know she lives in a decent area of WeHo. Same building as Rip Taylor.

That building must be a trip.

I thought Rip now lived in Vegas, where it's cheaper for show biz has-beens.

The picture of her younger self makes me think of Lana Del Ray right away fro some reason.

Poster #105 - I completely agree with you. To exploit her "fans" in this manner is reprehensible and shameless,. This behavior is precisely why she isn't a true star and never will be. Angelyne is a cynical scumbag of the lowest order. And completely untalented to boot.

BTW, I suspect his whole thing is intentionally orchestrated. I live in Hollywood, where she runs her scams. First the HR article appears unmasking the old hosebag, then I notice a new Angelyne billboard over the 7-11 at Yucca and Cahuenga promoting her "new" single. Staged and fake.

The entirety of her career has been based on DECEPTION, including the latest revelations about her origins.

The money--that she gets from glorified pan-handling--must be decent, because after 4 decades, she's still doing it.

And I'll eat my arm if her "new single" was recorded anytime within the last 30 years.

Sample of the new single—again, surprisingly not bad.

With her ex

Jeez, would you people stop using your stupid "ignore" button, you're making a fools of yourselves posting the same posts as others posted right above you.

I would love to read the contract, specifically the charges for returning the car with any number of imperfections she will claim weren't there when it left her possession.

[quote]To celebrate hitting the halfway mark on her Billboard Campaign Fundraiser, Angelyne is launching the Ultimate Angelyne Experience! For a limited time only, you can rent one of her famous Corvette’s for $250 for the first hour ($50 every hour after that)... or even up to an entire day! For inquiries email AngelyneFanClub@yahoo.com with “Ultimate Angelyne Experience” in the subject line.

oh, yes, r142, I can see extra charges on my credit card for "Vehicle was in deplorable condition when returned - $375.00 charge, plus $85.00 Tip. Thanks, Angelyne XOXOX"

From r71: Then insisting he pay for lunch, gas and groceries. If you decline, she shames you by saying "WHY ARE YOU SO POOR??"

(Suggested reply in this instance): "AND WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKING JEW??"

The fact that all of these pics from her past are sudddnly turning up is suspicious as well - who is releasing them? Renee, is that you?

Never heard of this batty bitch before & now I love her. Her whole act sounds hilarious (ignoring the tragic backstory & apparent destitution).

No one is forced to give the old grifter any money. So she calls them poor, big deal.

"Midway through the campaign, our team was approached by Angelyne's reps: they wanted to know whether we were interested in an official endorsement, and they were prepared to discount her normal endorsement fee by several hundreds of thousands of dollars to close the deal.

My advisors were ECSTATIC, arguing that after securing the endorsements of cultural luminaries and movers and shakers such as Katy Perry, Cher, and George Clooney, Angelyne would be the perfect symbol of our uber-celebrity Hollywood support.

But my instincts--which have been battle-tested time and again, let me tell you--said "no," and despite vociferous opposition from our senior advisors, I insisted that we decline. It was my feeling then--and I stand by my judgment, that it would be the electoral kiss of death to associate our campaign with OLD PUSSY."

--Hillary Clinton

Wasn't Angelyne's real identity supposed to be the third secret of Fatima?

I never thought one way or the other about her, but after seeing a little video about her last year and now reading about those "dates"...yeah, she's terrible.

And NO WAY is she only 66.

R132, TRUST ME, she's financially secure.

I'm intimately familiar with this MO. People of a certain age, immigrants and children of, shameless. They don't mind if people feel sorry for them, as long as it leads to something free. one of my relatives: good chunk of assets, plenty of cash. Wears raggedy clothes, eats at a soup kitchen and church suppers with "suggested donation", asks for the senior discount everywhere and gets one even if there isn't an actual policy. Haggles over a nickel and makes people feel bad because she's "on a fixed income!" She's loaded.

Like Angelyne, she's not ashamed to ask for things. As she tells me "Go ahead and ask. The worst they can say is NO."

People are free to say "no" to Angelyne. Apparently, they just don't. ,

So sexy!

Another solicitation, but with better lighting:

Somehow she managed to get herself transported about 100,000 miles closer to the sun--in order to pull off that lighting in r152.

She's want the foreign tourists want to see: blonde, huge tits, risque outfits.

^^^what^^^

Why would you be insulted if a crazy old lady screams "Why are you so poor?" at you? I'd be irritated maybe, but not outraged. She's a stranger who's trying to scam you. It's not like she's knee deep in muff shrieking about your stinky pussy or something.

It's not a question of being "insulted" by this hag. It's more a matter of matching firepower with like-firepower.

After a few, "AND WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JEW??" rejoinders on Santa Monica Boulevard, something tells us Angelyne will miraculously modify her act down to an "inside voice," when dealing with her marks..er, clients... er, ah, her "fans."

Why didn't she take her act//persona to the next level? Not talented enough? Did she ever take acting classes? Oh well, there is always community college. If she didn't wear the pink, nobody would recognize her.

Is that a very young Michael Richards as the attorney in the scene with her at r127? I swear that's his voice. And his profile.

Wow, those clips at R127 and 128 are awful. She's a terrible actress.

BINGO.

So, how does a talentless actress turn shit into shinola?

Next up, another SoCal blonde kitsch icon, 'most downloaded woman on the net' Cindy Margolis. Allegedly using a borrowed identity, is older than she claims (aren't they all) and originally from an Italian family in Ohio.

In all fairness, she is doing what other celebrities/actors have done. They often charge for autographs at meet and greets, have collectibles featuring their likeness, etc. Okay, asking for a bag of groceries and meter change is going far. However, aren't we essentially doing just that when we make those celebs mega-rich even when they may be of questionable talent?

I've seen where those celeb look-a-likes that congregate where tourists will gather charge for a photo with them, too, so there is that.

“If you’re driving down Sunset, there’s a portal at Sunset Plaza Drive. When you’re driving west, I say ‘Yeah, UFO gods!’ and I get this amazing cosmic energy. I get an encounter message from them and when you drive the other side it’s negative energy.” - Angelyne

I guess that explains the lighting at R152.

Yeah Hwood celebs hope to be paid for their presence, pics, autographs cuz that's what they have to sell. But bumming money for parking meters, gas & groceries implies real poverty.

[quote]Yeah Hwood celebs hope to be paid for their presence, pics, autographs cuz that's what they have to sell. But bumming money for parking meters, gas & groceries implies real poverty.

Or real grifterness.

At those conventions, the people running them charge the celebs a fee or take a cut of the profits. Doing what she does, she gets all the money herself.

I see why she keeps her face covered.

She's more concerned about her face being photographed than her crotch showing. Look at those wrinkly hands and arms.

Not mutually exclusive r167

MINE EYES, r170!!!

Please--too early in the morning to see aged beaver without a proper warning!!

And she's obviously groomed: most Jewish girls look like they're wearing fur bikini bottoms "down there."

Most straight guys would still pound those geriatric beef curtains at this very moment

Does her pussy stink?

"Mildewed T-shirts" was used in a different context upthread...

Yeah, it is ballsy to ask for parking meter change, etc. Still, aren't doing the same for big time celebs when we buy their mediocre entertainment and they earn millions? At least with Angelyne, she is getting all the money . Besides, there is no BS about it: Want to meet celeb or have a photo opportunity? Then buy her product, fork over the money.

Thankfully she remembered to wear her panties this day. I don't think she's went out in public without her industrial strength support hose, cheap wig, or troweled on make-up. Without those, she'd be really naked.

Angelyne when she finds out a fan is out of money.

She is 66:

I saw her out front at Canter's Deli and gave her $25 for a pic and t-shirt a couple years ago. NO fucking way is she 66, she's drug that to at least 76 and that's accounting for not being able to keep up her plastic surgery or condo in Malibu.

I figure she probably makes a few hundred bucks a day (cash) selling that crap and probably has better days than that.

So, at least $3600 a month tax free isn't bad. But she is crazy and support hose with fishnets over them, yikes. I'll never forget what that leg felt like when she flung it into my arm for that picture.

This is Angelyne's new billboard at Cahuenga Blvd and Yucca Street in Hollywood above the 7-11. I actually laid on my back to capture this so I hope you all appreciate it.

Angelyne at Yucca and Hollywood....

Angelyne is like a David Lynch character, a terrifying and haunting one. I imagine her alone at night in her pink apartment or wandering around the complex at night scaring people (inadvertently). She represents all of my fears about aging, being alone, failure to accept change and vulnerability (?). I imagine some sick shit goes down at her place.

Brilliant, perceptive post [R184]. Elaborately further if you'd like. You are on to something. Her decay may be more interesting than we anticipated.

She has that jowly Angela Lansbury thing going on so she was never going to age well.

Now we have to find Joey Heatherton.

Not only is her appearance like the pornstars from the early 80s, but when she talks she makes all those noises as if she's on the verge of surprise anal.

I'm sure anal is one of her secret weapons. I think we'd all agree that her sphincter gets torn up on the reg.

[quote]Not only is her appearance like the pornstars from the early 80s, but when she talks she makes all those noises as if she's on the verge of surprise anal.

LOL! So true. She was pulling that Betty Boop-like thing even in the radio interview linked at R108. I kept rolling my eyes. She has certainly owned her schitck, yet it sounds and looks so silly and unfortunate at her age because she has not evolved any of it.

^^^ schtick.

I always misspell that.

It would surprise me if anyone pays her for sex.

A lot of guys are into MILF and granny porn, and there'd also be the bragging rights that you pummeled the colon and jizzed all over the face of an 80s LA billboard queen.

[quote]A lot of guys are into MILF and granny porn, and there'd also be the bragging rights that you pummeled the colon and jizzed all over the face of an 80s LA billboard queen.

That would be something to brag about? Really? Perhaps if it were [bold]still[/bold] the 80s, but [italic]now[/italic] ?

Although she seems like a cartoon now, like Kitten Natividad and Elvira, I guarantee she's gotten some serious celebrity and rockstar dick.

I wonder if she ever doesn't wear the make-up and costume. She would be unrecognizable to someone and could easily shop without a hassle. Or apply for benefits somewhere, go to a food bank, whatever.

I think it is kind of sad her image can't hold up any longer. Elvira is 66, according to Internet sources, yet she has not aged badly. I wonder why Angelyne never took her schtick to another level.

I saw Elvira from a few feet away last and she could still charge for it if she was into that sort of thing.

∆ last October!

Yeah, I saw Elvira at Knott's Halloween Haunt and she looked good.

Unless it's my faulty eyesight, r178, though Angelyne *is* wearing panties in her photo, they are of the crotchless variety, with her aforementioned, titanium reinforced support-hose pulled over them. Look closely.

Now, considering her provocative leg-up pose (in full camera view), one might reasonably conclude that you are looking at an aging practitioner of the world's oldest profession.

That she continues to find willing buyers for her withered wares is one of the enduring mysteries of the universe.

Poor thing at r178, looks like her knees are swollen with the gout. I don't think that tight mini dress look is ever a good one, even less so when you have taken nearly 70 laps around the sun.

Angelyne pussy.

She was still passable in 2002. Come 2011, the face turned to clay and the nose collapsed. What happened? Plastic surgery disaster or did menopause finally set in and everything turn to shit?

In other news, Angelyne released her new single "Heart". You can buy the 7" at some random site. Her official site launched too. Suddenly the fuckyeahangelyne Instagram has embraced the Hollywood Reporter story and has all these exclusive pre-Angelyne photos from her childhood. She leaked this story.

^ Good for her! Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

In leaking her backstory, at least the old bitch is finally selling something people want.

This dude says he told Angelyne took leak out the details of her true identity a few months after writing this article and now this shit happened. She took his idea. She's behind this entire thing. She was having trouble getting her Billboards up. He discussed the bio on her IMDB page. Here's what he says on Facebook.

Pig faced cunt.

[quote]I saw Elvira from a few feet away last and she could still charge for it if she was into that sort of thing. I saw Elvira from a few feet away last and she could still charge for it if she was into that sort of thing.

Casandra Peterson looks fantastic and no where near 66.

Her billboards have been a part of life around LA for so long, that one could actually see why someone might want to help fund them--they're pop culture landmarks.

But the way Angelyne shamelessly grifts at street level just sucks away any appeal she may have had. It doesn't bode well for her future.

R193, I seriously doubt that anyone would pay to fuck Angelyne at this point in her life, regardless of her status as an iconic LA fixture. I think her days of getting laid are well past her. This may explain why she's been so aggressively hawking her merchandise out of her Cadillac's trunk while begging for money to cover basic expenses like food and parking meters these past few years, as I doubt she's rolling in dough these days (if she ever was). Between that and her condo short sale (not to mention her borderline bag lady vibe), it's clear that this woman is basically destitute.

She would definitely make $75,000 or more if she went live on Chaturbate for a few hours.

So she's cadging people for gas and groceries. So what. Compared to actual celebrities who demand free meals from the restaurants they deign to visit, free designer clothing, free luxe accommodations, first-class air travel and lodging when showing up for *charity* events, freefreefree...compared to them, Angelyne has nothing on those millionaire grifters.

I'll bet plastic surgery is on her to-do list once she gets some money rolling in from her latest ventures.

That story about the guy who won the Ride with Angelyne had me rolling on the floor. It deserves an award. It should be reenacted for television!

Angelyne in a Cadillac, oh dear!

The look on the two girls faces behind her in this pic is hilarious.

Angelyne apparently on the prowl for younger studs.

"My pantyhose isn't the only thing with elasticity, honey."

Trannys are very on trend for Fall 2017 so I would think that Angelyne could at least pull in some macho chick with dick chaser since she has the added bonus of having an actual withered, yet queefing vagina.

Back when I was out on the Blvd more often (40 years ago) she'd drive by and we'd wave and she'd wave back. No asking people for money, etc.

R192 and the rest of you saying she could no longer make money escorting are really dense. you dont know straight men very well. i see her at Vons grocery store. i tried to click some pictures from behind and she quickly whipped around and said. "did you take my picture" ,i said, wwwwhat? nope. then she came up and said people always try to take my picture and i charge for that. well i gave her my number cause she said i would like her art. then this gay guy called me non stop. about meeting to see her art. anyway, she should hook up a little bus behind her corvette or a buggy and do tours. maps to stars homes. that whore harvey levin does it and they are both similar . she is very well known she just needs to market her self better and get cash flow coming in and then fix everything up

Again, I have no problem with her trading on her imagine, and charging for whatever. But I don't like how she entraps these people and the cajoles and insults them to squeeze money out of them.

Agree r220 but Jesus, that dude with the stupid red shoes literally closing the door on her and not opening it...I mean, come on! As a decent human being you should open the door for an elderly woman. I think she's an asshole too but he really rubbed me the wrong way and that whole getup he had on...wow.

I looked up "old hosebag" and the term originally came from Canada "hoser," which referred to Canadian Hockey players. I have no idea how it transitioned to now mean old ho.

She makes a living, why is anyone concerned about this old bag? I think she is actually the mother from WW2 in the story and that year book picture is her daughter.

Her pussy smells like Old Spice.

Hers may be the first documented case of "big-ol'-titties" induced-osteoporosis.

She needs to do Celebrity Big Brother.

Anyone notice her voice sounds like La Totya?

Here's inside Angelyne's house. What a shithole.

The person who bought it de-Angelyned it.

Dan caught her. She wears this getup to restaurants.

Trannys R Us

She's probably 20 or early 20s in R120's picture, but she already looks 30. I think she's just always looked much older than her age, and coupled with plastic surgery she can't keep up with, now looks 10 years older than she probably is.

r231: Triplets, separated at birth, reunited.

r230 Only in L.A. An older gentleman of means would never been seen with such trash in New York in a public place.

She comes across as such a horrible, desperate grifter in those "Win a Date" stories.

Never discount the vanity of an older dude (or the need to have his ego fed)--no matter how much money he has.

Someone on Instagram just posted their text saying they won a Ride with Angelyne! lmao

There are photos of boxes in stores to win a ride with her. Little do they know...

Pretty impressive that she found someone to spring for a meal at Musso's. It's not cheap and the oldest restaurant in the city-over 100 years old.

Maybe it makes her feel young.

R238 She was at the opening.

I like you Babe, come sit by me!

That clip of her at R127 is from a saucy 1970s comedy called "Can I Do It 'Til I Need Glasses?"

That's not Michael Richards (you can tell it's not him later in the scene with a close-up of his profile) but he may have dubbed the actor's lines. Robin Williams is in the movie -- he shows up in another part of the same courtroom scene that Angelyne is in.

She and Sugar Daddy for a Night make a cute couple.

r230 Wow, I have to say her arms look very young there, not like they do in the other recent pics we've seen. And is she with Mike from "Better Call Saul"?

Why didn't I think of this?

I did.

Here is a video of her in a grocery store. I bet anything that the young man she is with "won" a car ride with her and she is using him to stock the fridge.

r243, he probably had to buy her a pair of flesh-tone Amazing Arms as one of the conditions of their "date."

She's got a stockpile of those hose they advertised on TV in the 80s. You could drive a nail through them and no runs. Her only runs concern these days is whether or not she remembered to wear her French-cut Depends.

She seems oddly humorless and sexless and no fun.

Great story r33!

I may be cynical but I feel this story is a set up for a new podcast or some such thing about her like the Richard Simmons one recently.

Funny that you mentioned Richard Simmons. I was at Musso's for dinner before a Hugh Jackman charity concert and Richard came by the table to say he loved my (female) friend's hair. This was right before he vanished.

Could they be the same person and have they ever been seen together?

Podcast? She can't hold a conversation for shit.

I really might enter the fake contest for shits and giggles. A few hundred bucks and I could have a story for years!

ANGELYNE JUST CONFIRMED SHE'S WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM! 😍 MAKE SURE YOU ALL FOLLOW HER OFFICIAL IG @OFFICIALANGELYNE! (PHOTO BY @HANSERICOLSON)

Fresh as a Summer's Eve!

How many collisions with trucks has she saved herself from--and her various Corvettes--WITH THAT FACE.

Sweet Jayzus.

I see from her IG that the grifter is "rewarding" people who give her $500 for billboards with a "car ride."

I agree with the person above, who said she seems oddly humorless. Dreadful whore.

Could she potentially be in legal trouble for using a false name on legal (and government when she ran in the gubernatorial recall election) documents? She didn't bother to change her name legally until last year and has been using Angelyne L'Lyne (and various other spellings) for quite some time.

Withered old pathetic cunt. I LOVE HER!!!

I called 911, r259!!

She's an [italic]inspiration[/italic] is what she is, and we would love to feature her story in our award-winning magazine!

Most women in her line of work have long since given it up, owing to bad knees, wonky hips, and antibiotic resistant infections! How wonderful to see Angelyne still plying the trade she clearly loves.

Does anyone, perchance, happen to know her real date of birth--and the last four digits of her 'social'?

Let's just say her first vote was for FDR- not sure which of the 4 elections.

Not that Angelyne is old, but Fire was the prize on the first contest she ever won.

I like how someone resurrected this thread just to make dad jokes

Take my wife, Angelyne, please

I still remember when our fourth grade teacher, Mrs. Bernstein, took us all on a field trip to see "Hollywood's Oldest Living Whore."

And that was in 1956.

I still have the picture I took with her.

It is said to be one of the very first selfies ever taken! Shot a with Kodak 110 Instamatic camera.

Angelyne demonstrated that she could put both legs behind her head--while sitting in the driver's seat of her classic, baby-doll pink 1954 Chevrolet Corvette.

Don't feel bad for me, sweetie! I have a billboard on Cahuenga.

Angelyne so old, she owes Jesus a quarter

I went to the prom with Angelyne. She picked me up on her pink dinosaur.

I'm sure she has had her face criss-crossed with ropey jizz hundreds of times.

Angelyne's real identity:

Her signature (ballistic, ceramic-reinforced) support-hose were developed in conjunction with NASA.

And speaking of "Mr. Haney"--and [italic]Green Acres[/italic] trivia, Angelyne went to high school with the Gabor sisters--and actually graduated in the same class with Zsa Zsa from Budapest Central.

The rumor at the time was that Angelyne was herself a Gabor sister, "Piroska"; Angelyne says now that the stories were "early publicity," and that in truth, what she shared in common with the Gabors was that, "they were a bunch of ambitious Jewish girls with 'stars in their eyes'--who just wanted to get the fuck out of Hungary on the first thing smokin'."

When she first arrived in America, Angelyne describes "bursting into tears" upon seeing the bottom-half of a still-under-construction Statue of Liberty.

She says: "It made a huge impression on me. I vowed then and there that when I finally got out to Hollywood, I was gonna build something even more majestic--with less clothes and even bigger boobs."

Angelyne reminisces about her early, heady days in the Motion Picture Capital, when there was plenty of work to be had on the street: "Oh, golly, this was right after the end of the war--that first one--so there were soldiers just EVERYWHERE; why, a girl could practically swing from one erect penis to another, all along the boulevard, without her feet ever touching the ground!"

Angelyne admits that three of her early Hollywood conquests were The Marx Brothers--who were then just putting together their act--though she discreetly declines to give details, except to say:

A somewhat surprising, early competitor was a young upstart actress named Nancy Davis (later Reagan) rumored, based on an assessment by none other than Frank Sinatra, "to give the best blow jobs in Hollywood."

Says Angelyne: "She was a boring broad with a bad perm and thick ankles-who couldn't act! I knew she was going exactly nowhere."

Of the countless roles and situations she has portrayed in a long, varied show business career, Angelyne ranks as among the most difficult (and not to mention scary!): the photo-shoot when she posed for [italic]nine hours with a live cheetah.[/italic]

She was famously hired by the studio to be "the first," for a promising young British actor named Archie Leach (quickly renamed "Cary Grant") for whom MGM had big plans.

Sadly, for some, she was to also be his "last," as Leach/Grant immediately thereafter began a long relationship with fellow actor Randolph Scott. Said Mayer of the pairing (and despite his best efforts): "You couldn't pry Cary off Scott's dick with a crowbar."

Mae West called her "The Kid," though in truth (and unbeknownst to West), she and Angelyne were just two years apart. Angelyne would cheekily say of West: "She's what I want to be when I'm grown up."

Upon arrival in LA (population ~3,182), the city was still officially named "El Angel"--since there was just one of them then--but that was a good enough basis for our girl's new "branding."

Her very [italic]first[/italic] Corvette--though bright pink, of course--had no engine or transmission, and was "feet-operated."

Working HARD for that "600."

Trust. You [italic]don't[/italic] want to know what Samuel Goldwyn wanted Angelyne to do with two Dalmatians, a gallon of butterscotch pudding, and six midgets (extras from [Italic]The Wizard of Oz[/italic]), back in the day.

A young Lillian Gish once sought guidance from Angelyne on forging a film career and was advised: "Sister, without upgrading to at least a D cup--maybe even Double Ds--you can forget Hollywood."

A youngish Clara Bow, who was famous for single-handedly servicing the entire USC football team starting lineup of a certain year, once gave Angelyne, at her request, [italic]her[/italic] best career advice.

The HR just outdid itself... ANOTHER EXPLOSIVE EXPOSE TODAY!!!!!

Now we know her childhood, who payed for all the billboards, how SHE payed for them, everything! And oh, are they saying that they got her birthdate wrong??!

I saw Angelyne play Roxie Hart. In Pacoima. When she intoned Sophie Tucker would shit, she knew it firsthand, as Soph's wet nurse coming over on the boat.

Anj taught me her best pro-tip: Sprinkle a little "cokey" in your wig powder if ya really wanna sell a performance!

From r289...

[quote]I do believe that to an extent she’s had real stalkers, but I think she’s embraced them. These are the people who would buy personal items from her, beyond the T-shirts — her shoes, her underwear or whatever.

The Dark Web just got darker.

R289 I think they got her one sisters age wrong, she was actually two years older than Angelyne.

That article make's me think even more that she's a real piece of work.

Back in the shtetl, she was known as [italic]the other Borbala.[/italic]

She was way, way (way!) ahead of moi in school years.

Could not carry a tune--or act!--to save her life. Bless her heart!

Angelyne got two of the very earliest breast implants.

They were considered experimental then--and were fashioned from lentils and buttermilk, in a goatskin pouch.

She's a pioneer!

Angelyne caught without her make-up and wig.

lol

Jesus Christ.

It's very suspect that 2 days after that article came out, the new Angelyne billboards were put up.

The next logical step is a TV makeunder. I think Angelyne could fill the void left by Jessica Tandy's death. Angela Lansbury hadn't been killing it in the movies.

Bump

Did she ever get married and have children?

No woman is complete unless she does...

r301 = Tori Spelling

She's too self-involved to have kids, and that ship sailed in the 50s.

[quote]She's too self-involved to have kids, and that ship sailed in the 50s.

The 1850s, that is.

I wonder if a 250 pound person of color could "win a date" with Angelyne and if they would be assaulted with her barrage of sales pitches.

She sounds racist when it comes to black people. Weird.

How does she sound racist? Did I miss something?

It's in the story about the guy who won the Ride with Angelyne.

Angelyne is as creepy as that Rodney clown, the guy who owned the English Disco and was some type of LA scenester. I saw the documentary about Rodney, what an affected little weirdo.

I don't get the entire 'fame through association' situation. I suppose this is what people who have no discernible talent do, get famous through knowing the talented and famous.

She's gross.

No way is this old hag under 70.

I think her tits might be 40.

Why don't these guys just walk away from the dates? I'd tell the old hag to go fuck herself if she tried that shit.

Bump

Does her pussy stink? 😷

Is she mentally ill?

No $heryl, it you don't mind the smell of beef jerky.

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Wtf r318? No fucking way that is really her upper body, or even her face! When is this from?

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Oh shit, lol r320, okay I believe it's Wendy, I thought it really was Angelyne and I have never found her attractive and wondered why she was less hideous in these pics. Wow, WOW has a pretty good rack!

She and Brenda Dickson need to get together and do a revival of Chicago.

^ with Wendy as Mama Morton

A pretty good rack?! Ce sont grotesque!

Did anyone read Brenda's book?

There's something about her that just screams anal sex

R16 were you the kept girl of Don Knotts?

R40 That is one job I know I could do very well

I want to hear Angelyne's #metoo stories

luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv her !

I actually found this story pretty touching. What a life she's led.

This is such a great thread. If anyone hasn't read this and the accompanying articles, take some time out for it.

I find her pink and black asthetic inspiring.

The old dame falling on her face: