What are the most bizarre obsessions you've seen on this site?

"Thigh lines" and "fuck me lines".

Being right ALL the time about anything and everything.

Delusional shipping is no1.

FedEx, R3?

A sub-genre of DL's long celebration of the incredilbly Average White Guy (AWG) is the obsession with Incredibly Bland Interchangeable Pasty British Actors (IBIPBA).

Who are also, at best, AWGs.

I don't watch GAME OF THRONES, or see superhero movies. I have no idea who the fuck most of these IBIPBAs are.

Stale. cold toast, all of them.

I like a lot of the so-called AWGs especially the Brits. The muscular, porn type Americans that seem to be popular here I'm not so fond of. Is there a name for them? Are they the dudebros?

Bump

Gap In-Store Playlist guy. Tenacious but I'm not sure he's on the right website.

Commonweath Nations? That's new for John.

And his name is the Program Major Book (Resale) Troll (PMBT)

John's obsessions have included:

His crush in college who was not in his major; eyelid surgery; his mother's friend who John hated; a succession of Korean / Japanese heart throbs; the inferiority of Thai people (according to John); Tom Hardy; and asking us what a variety of countries would like to live in.

[quote] His crush in college who was not in his major

Or was it program?

What am I, r11? Chopped fucking liver?!

The Gap In-Store Playlists dude is an odd duck, but he pales in comparison to some of the posters we've had over the years. DataLounge old-timers will recall Grumpy, Fa, the prole cap troll, the Anthony Hopkins troll, a crazypants woman who claimed to have a child with Russell Crowe (was her name Libby?), plus many others who are lost to the mists of time. There was even someone obsessed with sweetened iced tea. (Adding sugar to tea instead of sweetening it with syrup was anathema to this person.)

There was one about frequenting glory holes that went on forever and I was like, "Who are these people?".

The vilification of foreskins, or the lack of them, depending on the poster.

Anything depicting bad behavior in black people.

The Dude Bro Brah Dudebro Just Bros Being Bros Swole Hawt Who Dat Queen.

Follows Program Troll-esque techniques of clearing his cookies and using different browsers so you can never block him for good.

Completely unhinged in his masc musc bro sexual fetish, bumping his own threads with consecutive posts and little nuggets like "hot brah!".

Wish he realized how fucking ridiculous he comes across.

R5 Reminds me of a bizarre obsession of some on this site: constantly pointing out that DLers only like Average White Guys or Fit Fat Guys or just fat guys despite there being countless threads dedicated to twinks like that Call Me By Your Name actor, every single Sean Cody "model", or Garrett Clayton.

I miss some trolls of years past. Like the Tiffani Theisen has a fat face troll. And the Justin Timberlake is short troll. The Justin T one used to get some people really riled up.

Do not miss Helen Bedd.

The Jessica Lange troll, but he's not only on this site.

Tr*ll is a buzzword fascists use to suppress dissent.

On DataLounge 'troll' can be used in a semi-affectionate way and even by the poster him/herself, e.g. the Yellow Skin Troll (YST) who is inexplicably obsessed with celebrities who have a yellowish complexion.

[quote] Yellow Skin Troll (YST) who is inexplicably obsessed with celebrities who have a yellowish complexion.

Such as?

R24 Ben Affleck

Loving the trip down memory lane. I'd forgotten about a lot of these trolls/posters.

r14 made me think of another one - there was some poster who was obsessed with some actor's feet and how they smelled. I can't recall the actor but that guy was obsessed!

Cracker breeder goy man is an irritant.

[quote] Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck has yellow skin?

[quote] there was some poster who was obsessed with some actor's feet and how they smelled. I can't recall the actor but that guy was obsessed!

I think that was something like the Kerry McNally Foot Troll.

[quote]Cracker breeder goyim are irritants.

Fixed.

Tell us about the Anthony Hopkins troll.

R31, it was such a long time ago I can't recall anything other than a lot of strange stalkerish messages posted by a person who appeared to harbor a pathological obsession with Anthony Hopkins. Other longtime posters here may be able to fill in the details that I have long since forgotten.

[Quote] Delusional shipping is no1.

Worse than on tumblr??

The Regressive Left/Brogressive/BernieBros troll is very very tedious. They seem convinced they are saying something coherent and important. They aren't. I am embarrassed for them.

R8, My ONLY success in finding others with Gap In-Store Playlists have been because of my thread on the DataLounge. I've received over 30 Gap Playlists I was missing because of posting here.

I don't care how odd I seem; it's working.

And cheerleading about something you love is fun even it looks super-goofy.

The Broadway threads are sick and vicious. They own this topic.

You don't know bizarre obsession until you've experienced the intractable internecine slug fests between showmos.

WHET the guy who did not like Heath Ledger in his role as "Joker"?

The foreskin brigade who obsess over our cut cocks and calls them unnatural mutilated and abusive.

Yet they find their uncircumcised cocks natural and intact and deny the stink by saying it's a matter of hygiene.

Just don't get it.

Vivian Vance.

I don't get either side of the foreskin debate. They're just socks. Then again I'm a gay male who's not really into dicks.

No love for the Prancing Ponies?

[quote] I'm a gay male who's not really into dicks.

Then don't call yourself a gay male. Call yourself a worthless sack of shit that deserves to go to its bed alone every night of its life.

You should be forced to have a "No Dick" sign tattooed on your forehead.

The Vivian Vance thing was fun at first, but it never evolved into the elaborate, demented, and brilliant collective fiction like the original Helen Lawson threads of yesteryear (eg, What's your favorite Helen Lawson musical?)

The VV thing is just a tired one-trick pony.

The Vincent D'Onofrio troll(s) were funny-scary.

Brad Pitt, R24. It doesn't seem necessary for someone to actually have yellow skin to become part of the obsession.

He posted another yellow-skin photo recently, but I can't remember the actor's name.

The Poppins Loon.

The troll who pops up in every Justin Trudeau thread to remind us that 25% of Canadians despise Trudeau.

And the one in every Trudeau thread who says "You voted for Harper?"

I Love Lucy threads. It's a terrible show. Good then, I guess, but terrible in retrospect.

Also, the Golden Girls threads. Ditto.

Caftans, earrings.

Are you going to wear that?

Tucker Max?

[quote] Brad Pitt, R24. It doesn't seem necessary for someone to actually have yellow skin to become part of the obsession.

Brad Pitt has yellow skin?

R53, no, but I hope his reading comprehension is better than yours.

Obsessing over the proper way to drain spaghetti (if at all!).

Obsessing over the "proper" way to make lasagna, to include food ingredients and cooking techniques.

These are definitely bizarre obsessions, but they are also responsible for some of the most entertaining threads ever on Datalounge!

Oh yes, R55. Those posters believe their pronouncements carry the weight of god's word because that's how their Italian mothers made those dishes, therefore the only right way.

For all we know, their mothers' cooking sucked. Sorry, but it happens.

The "fetish" queens who do not have fetishes (sneakers, topsiders, sockless shoes, madras, etc.) but an attraction to men in certain clothing.

A fetish is having sex WITH the shoes.

Vanilla pansies like him are why gay people get assaulted.

I'm almost 100% sure that there is some troll who always responds "(Actor X) has yellow skin?" any time one of the YST's obsessions is named.

The Nephew Troll

Aka Uncle Bottom

The lunatic (lunatics?) with obsessive-compulsive issues with Muslims and the transgendered.

The "frau" thing is tired and the Vivian Vance references are no longer amusing. I wasn't a fan of Golden Girls when it was on originally so I'm really ready for that "revival" to run its course.

[quote] He posted another yellow-skin photo recently, but I can't remember the actor's name.

What did this guy look like if you remember?

I figure his skin may or may not have been yellow, R63. Don't remember much else.

Actually, I think it may have been that Heughqn guy.

Was it last year or 2015 that we had a very persistent poll troll? He would ask about things like favorite bands & favorite vegetables but it was always grouped by letter. I can't find any of his threads but it would be something like favorite vegetables that start with the letter, "A"

[quote] He would ask about things like favorite bands & favorite vegetables but it was always grouped by letter

I never clicked on any of those threads but wasn't it something like favorites 70s bands A-F and then have a "playoff" thread that ultimately resulted in a final thread to determine the winner?

The Matthew thread creator and the Bedknobs & Broomsticks spaz who fills those threads with replies. WTF?

The anti-Italian/eugenics loon with a decades-long axe to grind against his stepmother.

R67 I'm starting to think both are Matthew.

Yes, that's it, R66, I knew it was somehing like that.

Eizabeth Mitchell obsessed lesbian trolls, sometime in the early '00s. I think they were called "Chalupas", since there was a whole board frequented by Elizabeth Mitchell stalkers called "Drop the Chalupa!" or something like that.

The gay Trump supporters, the gay obsessive transgender bashers, the person who posts obsessively about Jessica Lange and wedges her into every conversation when it makes no sense, the person who seems to respond to every comment about a musician with "SHE IS NO JANET JACKSON." This site really highlights how some people fetishize certain individials to a disturbing degree, and it seems to facilitate hatred of the sort I have only ever seen before in the YouTube comments section, which until I discovered DataLounge I thought was restricted to posts from mental institutions.

The Gap 1990-1992 Playlist troll

The Goyim Troll. By far.

I've never witnessed anything like it. It's whole state or region should be blocked from DL.

[quote] the person who seems to respond to every comment about a musician with "SHE IS NO JANET JACKSON."

Janbot

Bless your cholesterol-clogged heart, R74.

This Goyim Creature has gots to goes.

[quote]Goyim have got to go.

Fixed.

BEETLEJUICE

BEETLEJUICE

BEETLEJUICE

R73, It's Gap Playlists 1992 to 2006.

[quote]BEETLEJUICE

That son of a bitch stole my hairstyle!

R80 Is The Gap Playlist guy Matthew, too? It seems somewhat Autistic.

[quote] Actually, I think it may have been that Heughqn guy.

Ah, must be Sam Heughen.

Who is Matthew?

R82, Hell, no!

I am from Dallas and do not pay attention to the Jews VS the T VS the Goyim or whatever all that lunacy is.

GAP IN-STORE PLAYLISTS ONLY!!!!

You rang?

R84, Matthew is the cracker breeder goyim troll.

R85 Aww.

Lucky California inherited that nutcase straight from Carolina somewhere.... just another example of California being the unfortunate refuge for the mentally ill or homeless from all over the country.

R86 lol!

R89 How do you know?

Somebody else in another thread gave us details about it, his name and other such info.. that he was from one of those states and moved to California was one of the details.

R92 God, his story just gets more and more intricate. He's currently losing his mind in the "Matthew threads", lol.

Calling out crackers, breeders, and goyim on their racism, sexism, homophobia, antisemitism and ableism is not trolling.

Being a racist sexist antisemitic homophobic ableist cracker breeder goy is.

Only a bigot thinks calling out the vileness of the oppressor classes is "tr*lling."

Cleanup on aisle 94 and 95 - a baby just shit his diaper all over the floor!

R96 lol!

The guy who has a hissy fit over Matthew. He's just as bad as Matthew. Both of them need to be corralled into one thread away from the rest of us.

R98 It isn't just one guy, though. It's quite a few guys and gals, actually.

I have to say that I sympathize a lot with the guy who hates Matthew. That's all.

Me, too. Really -

R100: Don't think he won't go after other gays and Jews, too.

R102 Oh, he's already done that darlin'. That's why he's being unraveled as we type.

And you think that nuttiness compares to asking for help from others who might have also saved Gap In-Store Playlists from when they worked at Gap?

R98: That's a false equivalence. I don't go around posting people's personal information, do I?

The anti-Matthew troll is worse and he pretends there are more than one. The anti-Matthew troll is always angry and humorless but Matt troll has a sens of humor and some good argument points.

Why can't Matthew and the goyim troll be banned?

And what's worse, he thinks I'm involved in some bizarre debate on which faux-Joan Crawford is the best.

[quote] Why can't goyim be banned?

Fixed.

R106 / R107 / R108 / R109 = Matthew, the loon.

You're a real idiot, R106, if you think only one person hates that Matthew creature.

I'm obsessed with people who are obsessed. Do they know they are obsessed or do only other people see it? If they know it do they want to become un-obsessed or are they fine with it? When did they become obsessed and why? Why don't they have family and friends who can help them get help for their obsessions? If they have more than one obsession how do they determine which obsession takes precedence over the other? Too many questions, too many questions. No answers.

The obsessed with the obsessed are actually the worst.

[quote]The anti-Matthew troll is worse and he pretends there are more than one. The anti-Matthew troll is always angry and humorless but Matt troll has a sens of humor and some good argument points.

I agree with this times a million. When he's not trolling, Matthew comes off as quite intelligent and has a good sense of humor.

On the other hand, the person obsessed with him comes off as a deranged bully. Seriously, how about instead of starting dozens of threads taunting him you just ignore his posts like the rest of us do and move on.

Julianna Moore, seriously.

How many jokes has the anti-Matthew troll made on any subject whatsoever?

The mistaken identity trolls are the worst.

Well, no, actually the anti-Matthew troll is the worst. Get a fucking life, loser.

"@Nero (Milo Yiannopoulos) is not a racist; Gays cannot be racist because racism = power + prejudice and gays do not have power to oppress. #FreeMilo (Matthew Anscher ‏@bumsense)"

Ok, I had to google Matthew Anscher to see some of the intelligent and funny comments he makes, and the quote above is what jumped at me first. I don't see intelligent or funny.

Nobody believes that the people defending Matt (with one post each) are anybody other than Matt opening an incognito window.

Try harder.

The program/textbook troll is still alive?

That's... nice in a way. Very nostalgic.

[quote]Nobody believes that the people defending Matt (with one post each) are anybody other than Matt opening an incognito window.

This from a stalker who believes three different people are actually the same person?

R118 and R119 are more proof that goyism really is a disease.

[quote]the anti-Matthew troll is the worst. Get a fucking life, loser.

The anti-Matthew troll needs to seek help.

[quote]Nobody believes that the people defending Matt (with one post each) are anybody other than Matt opening an incognito window.

Go ahead and check my post history, I have months worth of posts.

[quote]The anti-Matthew troll needs to seek a grease fire.

Fixed.

I'll defend you Matt, because your personal info was disclosed, because you are mentally ill.

But I never want to read a post from you ever again unless you seek help. From now on I FF as many of your posts as I can, and I ignore the rest.

Then you're as big a piece of shit as Matthew, defending someone who is racist against Asian, Latin, middle eastern people, and who has made death threats here and on other sites, R123, you dumb cunt.

That would be giving in to a bigoted bully, R125. And for your information, I already sought "help." It changed nothing. It took 20 years of therapy to realize I wasn't the one with the problem.

Psychiatry and psychology are ascientific quackery. Bigots and bullies don't respond to anything other than the use of force.

"Matt troll has a sens of humor and some good argument points."

Oh yeah, so much clever humor in his thought patterns, and so much logic in his arguments.

What changed it was my wondering why I, a gay man, am taking relationship advice from a man who is both heterosexual and divorced.

When did I defend him, R126? To quote myself, I said:

[quote]The anti-Matthew troll needs to seek help.

Anyone who devotes this hours of their time to mocking someone has issues, and I'm not just talking about today, this has been going on for weeks. The anti-Matthew troll has an unhealthy and annoying obsession with someone he's never met on what is supposed to be an anonymous internet forum.

R129, there's no helping you, is there? You post nothing of value to anyone. You only exist because of me. You just give me more free publicity, and you allow someone you hate, whom you have never even met, to control you.

*devotes this [italic]many[/italic] hours

And why are you harassing me? Just because I don't enjoy a movie that a lot of people like?

and like I said, you're an idiot if you don't believe there are multiple people sick of this cretin on multiple sites, his tedious spamming on this site, and his constant dropping of cookies (which makes permanently blocking him impossible), R131.

Whatever happened to the guy with the Shani Wallis shrine?

R131, I'm not going to call anyone out for having an appropriate reaction. It's not what I would do, but I might have 10 years ago. I can understand why anyone would. Let it go.

The last thing he wants is indifference.

The Golden Girls thing. I lived through that era and GG was a very minor, bland blip in TeeVee history- on the par with "Webster" and "Alf".

After the yuge success of "Maude" and the yuge non-success of "Amanda's" (remember that? no?) I bet she had it in her contract she'd be guaranteed a certain number of seasons.

To quote myself again, all I said was

[quote]The anti-Matthew troll needs to seek help.

I didn't say anything about Matthew, I was talking about the person obsessed with him, and that is all I was talking about.

Keep reading into what I said and calling me an idiot, R135, because name calling seems to make you happy, have a nice evening.

ENOUGH!!!!!

[quote] The Golden Girls thing. I lived through that era and GG was a very minor, bland blip in TeeVee history- on the par with "Webster" and "Alf".

The Nielsen ratings and the people who vote for the Emmys obviously disagreed.

Alf was great, btw.

And I've tried so hard, too!

[quote] The anti-Matthew troll needs to seek help.

You must be really dumb, or a woman, or from the south.

THAT , "The anti-Matthew troll", is namecalling.

Sorry if I was ambiguous.

My friend is also missing above and if he knew I'm sure he would cry his eyes out. I have taken his iPad away for the Summer because of omissions like this. He's very sensitive. I have told him that I want him outside getting exercise and he buys that, haha. Kids!

I brought up the anti-Matt hissyfit guy in r98. I also posted that I hate the Regressive Left/Brogressive troll above. Matthew is annoying but easily ignored. When people engage him it derails the thread with the same argument over and over. We all know that Matthew is awful. No one is going to be confused and start agreeing with him if you let him go unchallenged.

Also I don't like that the hissyfit troll posts Matthew's photo over and over. It seems like an overreaction and vaguely menacing.

On the other hand, I think the Gap Playlist troll is harmless. That's just his interest and it is kind of sweet. Same with YST. The guys he points out do kinda have yellow skin, lol. It's weird but not really offensive (Or maybe it offends some people, I don't know).

That's just my opinion, but what do I know.

r146 is Matt. He perceives himself to be a gifted writer.

[quote] The guys he points out do kinda have yellow skin, lol

Examples please.

[quote] Matthew is annoying but easily ignored.

What part of this Matthew trolll is always deleting his cookies (making it impossible to block him) and spamming entire threads to 600 posts are you not understanding?

Gap Playlist Troll/r35 and elsewhere, I am genuinely glad you've found many of your missing playlists via your Dalalounge thread! I didn't mean to imply you were irritating or offensive. I just remember checking your thread early on when it didn't seem like you were having much luck and thought a Facebook group might bring you a bigger audience than here. Cheers to DL for helping you re-build your collection!

[quote]No love for the Prancing Ponies?

Please. Many of us are still suffering from Pony-induced PTSD. What a collection of freaks.

[quote] What a collection of freaks.

Blue and yellow wear them fine fellows.

the obsession with guys who resemble the hulk... I prefer a little body fat to the swollen tits and bulging veins look.

The Seth McFalane troll.

The "Cleopatra was black" troll - losing their shit despite all evidence to the contrary.

Yes, ALF indeed was a great show. Still waiting for a home video release that doesn't use the syndicated cuts. I understand you can get one from Germany?

I used to have almost every single episode recorded on VHS during its initial run.

Christ. What a way to derail a thread. Although I have no idea how I missed all of the "Matthew threads", I am glad that I did. This thread was enough. Jesus.

You don't need to block people to ignore them. When you realize you're reading shit, stop and move on. It bears repeating: it's very creepy to keep posting his photo. It makes the anti-Matt crusader(s) look unhinged and obsessive. Just like Matt.

If you truly believe the WHOLE INTERNET is up in arms about this guy, then start a blog and do your very important work of bickering with him there. DL doesn't need to be the hub for all things Matt.

Who is Matt? Never heard of him.

[quote]I didn't say anything about Matthew, I was talking about the person obsessed with him

There is no one person obsessed with him. There are, however, a few dozen of us who learned a couple months ago that Matt was the one guy behind a bunch of our long-time trolls.

The more often he's pointed out, the better it is for the board, honestly. Not sure what you don't get about that.

Please stop mentioning that disgusting goy person!

He is obviously mentally ill! He is probably an Aspergers Adam Lanza waiting to happen.

Now it's "few dozen" - no, it is one or two angry pro-T trolls

Thank you, R150!

The three full Gap Playlists from 1994 made their way to me this past February directly because of DataLounge. The same sharing guy has given me about 30 more which is incredible.

It's nice to have the Playlists playing on my computer while I do housework or on my iPod Mini while taking long walks.

The music mixes are fantastic and why I seek them out.

What about the crazy woman? who started all that AIKC threads, claiming she was hacked by her ex or something like that? Also datalounge's obsession with ugly Jeremy Renner.

The SNL related trolls -Beck Bennett troll

-Vanessa Bayer Cancer troll

-Kate McKinnon is ill troll

-Sasheer Zamata sucks trolls

The nephew troll

The relocating for work troll (same person?)

There was briefly an unhinged anti-Pat Benatar troll here whose mission was the prove she was never worthy of her 80s title Queen of Rock.

I also think the anti-Pat Benatar troll is the same person who was the anti-Heart troll. His anti-Heart passion seemed even worse, especially after some allegations about Ann Wilson's husband being an abusive nut.

[quote]Yes, ALF indeed was a great show. Still waiting for a home video release that doesn't use the syndicated cuts. I understand you can get one from Germany? I used to have almost every single episode recorded on VHS during its initial run.

You can put together an almost uncut set from the German and Japanese sets if you don't mind NTSC-to-PAL conversions for shows shot on tape.

R161: You need to reject the lies of goyism first.

R167, I wonder if he's related to the anti-Michael Fassbender troll?

The DL thread archivist (is there more than one?) is a curious obsessive.

Any new topic gets run through their data archival skills and similar and duplicate threads are promptly pointed out. Impressively, this is invariably done very early in the conversation.

Annoying but essentially a healthy service. Quite like scavenger bottom-feeding fish that keep aquariums clean.

The gay male/DL, bizarre and certainly tasteless obsession with a vagina. In particular, vaginal odors.

[quote] Any new topic gets run through their data archival skills and similar and duplicate threads are promptly pointed out.

Better than Hitler?

[quote] The gay male/DL, bizarre and certainly tasteless obsession with a vagina. In particular, vaginal odors.

Stinkfish.

Bump

There's several posters who obsessively demand proof of any gay gossip.

That seems more annoying and dumb than bizarre.

The Bernie Sanders freaks and trans apologists. I'll think of more....

Remember the queen who kept starting threads like "The CLOSET is KILLING US!!!!"

What a yawn.

Add R178 to the list.

Anyone remember the person who would freak out about the word 'cunt'? How the word was misogynistic and homophobic and literally violent, that it was killing women (and possibly gay men, too, I can't remember)?

[quote] Anyone remember the person who would freak out about the word 'cunt'?

I, myself, do not.

You use Evian skin cream and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, R182. But not today.

[quote] Goyim have got to go.

I figured you'd turn up for anything with "obsessions" in the header.

So what do you propose, JST? Annihilation? Or conversion. Your co-religionists seem bent on the former, but if we go, what will you do? But if we all convert, we'll be the best at Judaism, like we are at everything else. After all, we gave the modern world to the entire world. There's almost nothing we can't do.

Christianity's been a disaster for us-it's a dreadful survival strategy. Defanged and declawed Judaism, at the root-something your hallucinating ancestors concocted to keep us under their control. Even The One True Church, after six decades of assault under Vatican II (good one, you slipped that right under the flock's collective noses) and with that puling, South American communist having absolute rule, it's finished.

So..return to Aryan Paganism, or the New Temple of the Goyist Jew. Decisions, decisions.

Sincerely, The Hate Goy (it's a living..)

P.S. Call your mother, you know the rest.

They are, r69. Matt is the Bedknobs and Broomsticks troll, the goyim troll, the Julie Andrews troll, and a Breitbart shitposter. He's probably others as well, and I'm sure he plays the part of his own enemies at times.

That was the spammer we had, right r181? There was a rumor it was PPSM but who knows.

The guy who posts endless threads about his hostile neighbors. He goes into intricate details - usually with a poor me slant, such as, I don't work, all I do is care for my disabled parents - I don't know what I'll do when they're gone. I have no one.

It's been going on since at least 2010.

Sam guy posts basic "My life is an empty place" style threads, as well.

I mean, WTF?

& who's the weirdo who immediately digs up and bumps some thread from 2009 that's similar to a new thread.

[quote] That was the spammer we had, right [R181]? There was a rumor it was PPSM but who knows.

In the end, I think the consensus was that it was MissHelenBedd AKA David Dean Bottrell.

& what is it with the 100s of photoshopped buttocks? & people thinking they're HAWT.

My lover wants me to call myself "Pilar"...

...and claim that I am the lesbian heir to a vast Argentine cattle ranching fortune.

He wants me to ride the pampas with a bullwhip on my saddle and threaten to whip the gauchos if they dare to defy me.

He says I should spit in their faces and laugh as I make love to their women.

But my name is really Kevin and I just don't think I could pull off a whole intense latin dyke thing.

Can you suggest a simpler fantasy that might still satisfy him?

by: Kevin, in Human Resources

This troll from a while back:

"Misogyny kills women!

It kills you, it kills me, it kills all of us.

Stop it."

Or the crazy troll that would bomb threads with the word "SHRIEEEEEEEEK"

What's the difference between JST and YST?

Is the YST also the Matt Damon troll and the Womanly Hips troll?

One of the foot trolls was named Roger.

And then there was that nut who posted that annoying bird song on every thread.

The Aldi's troll! JFC---it's a fucking DISCOUNT GROCERY STORE!!!

R177, to me it strays over into bizarre because we're on a gay gossip site. Why do they bother coming here if they're just going call all gossip fake unless it's proven. I just don't get it.

Is the YST also the Program Troll?

[quote] Hey OP, is this before, after or concurrent with: Dildos and Butt Plugs and Fleshlights, oh my!; I've been offered a position in Gwinnett, Georgia. I know nothing about Gwinnett or Georgia; Rent in NYC - Need some info from DL; Are you in an open relationship?; Puppy Broken Shoulder; How do young folks deal with premature aging?; Dreams about ex-boyfriends; I want to leave my b/f but if I do I really have nowhere to go; Grumpy boyfriend; So how do I improve my life?; Sleep walking; I don't understand why many elder gays find themselves lonely in later life; What's the best way to get over a breakup?; A lady at work told us that she won $100,000 on a scratch ticket; What kind of relationship disgusts you the most?; My BF is a jock;

There was speculation that the thread title troll is Umpy. One of my thread titles managed to make it into his list, I didn't create the other threads he mentioned, so this guy is just bizarrely obsessed with thread titles and accusing people of being trolls.

The chain restaurant/fast food troll. Anyone eaten at McDonald's? What's a quarter pounder like? Thoughts on Applebees?

He's depressing AND dumb AND has a the palate of a toddler.

[quote]This troll from a while back: "Misogyny kills women! It kills you, it kills me, it kills all of us. Stop it."

Yep, R192. That's who I was thinking of at R181.

I'm sad that no one remembers Kevin from HR (from late 2005)

"Dr. Lulu Fong" - I don't get the reference!

Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson

The Durrell Creatures

Simon Halls

Say what you will, but the butterfish troll is the shits!

The mole troll is/was a mess. He can't stand for anyone to have visible moles, especially on their necks. Now that's some weird pathology.

[quote]The mole troll is/was a mess. He can't stand for anyone to have visible moles, especially on their necks. Now that's some weird pathology. Ha! I'm not the mole troll, but the mole troll always says what I can't help thinking. Why can't people get those removed?

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[quote]The mole troll is/was a mess. He can't stand for anyone to have visible moles, especially on their necks. Now that's some weird pathology.

Ha! I'm not the mole troll, but the mole troll always says what I can't help thinking. Why can't people get those removed?

[quote]Is the YST also the Matt Damon troll and the Womanly Hips troll?

Yes, and I think he might also be the Anthony Recker troll, the 'white adjacent' troll and the Brandon Thwaites troll.

[quote]Is the YST also the Program Troll?

No

[quote]"Dr. Lulu Fong" - I don't get the reference!

Neither do I but his threads are usually race baiting so I avoid them.

Who or what are the Anthony Recker troll, the "white adjacent" troll and the Brandon Thwaites troll?

R5 = racist.

r210, he's a bigot.

The Tommy and Gio troll needs to die a slow death.

[quote]Ha! I'm not the mole troll, but the mole troll always says what I can't help thinking. Why can't people get those removed?

Obviously their moles don't bother them as much as they do you.

[quote] he's a bigot.

How is he a bigot if he's attracted to two guys that are considered "white adjacent", Thwaites and Recker? Are you sure they're the same person/troll?

I could be wrong, but I think R212 meant to type R210 instead of R211.

R161: Adam Lanza wasn't autistic, just Italian.

The DLer who posts this in sports threads (most recently seen on 8/6 in a thread about an MLB player being suspended for using a gay slur)

[quote]Has the player with the womanly ass commented yet?

I think he's the Matt Damon/Anthony Recker troll.

A man's ass cannot be womanly because men have prostates and women don't.

And don't forget about the BREAKING troll! He's also the "jealous?" poster who also is the "dead to me" poster.

The Grim Reaper needs to do its job and get rid of him. It's long overdue.

Is "Dead to me!" the work of a specific troll? I thought it was a longtime DL meme, along the lines of a snarky R1 post.

[quote] R213: The Tommy and Gio troll needs to die a slow death. —Who the fuck cares about them?

I believe some celebrities have publicists who pay Muriel to create these kinds of threads. Because the number of threads for Tommy & Gio; and many others, is completely out of proportion to their fame.

Likewise, the movie Dunkirk also got more flattering posts than it deserves as a pretty mediocre movie.

I'd guess that Muriel makes more money from these publicists than she does from members' fees.

Well, Matt just had another meltdown, this time on the Mary Poppins thread. Of all the things to obsess about....

I like The Durrell Creatures.

Disney & Marvel have paid shills who troll here definitely.

Their job is to hype and prop up all Disney/Marvel/ABC releases and constantly troll all WB/DC releases.

R223: The name of that movie is offensive and so is the content. Mary is a slang term for a gay man, and to pop someone means to hit them. That is literally gay bashing, and when you consider the fact that, like so many other Disney movies, it is so pathologically obsessed with heterosexuality and the glorification of the white gentile heterosexual nuclear family that it makes me want to fucking puke.

[quote]Disney & Marvel have paid shills who troll here definitely. Their job is to hype and prop up all Disney/Marvel/ABC releases and constantly troll all WB/DC releases.

If that is the case, then it's not doing a thing to keep [italic]Wonder Woman[/italic] from kicking [italic]Guardians II[/italic]'s butt at the box office. For once, DC actually did make the better movie this time by making something that worked as a standalone movie.

Also a Wonder Woman troll

Disney and Warner have been fighting for years over various topics. It comes from their studios being so close together in physical proximity.

[quote] A man's ass cannot be womanly because men have prostates and women don't.

Asses are all about the outside not the inside. Holes are about the inside. That's why there's a presenting hole troll.

[quote] Well, Matt just had another meltdown, this time on the Mary Poppins thread.

Who is Matt?

[quote] I like The Durrell Creatures.

Me too!

[quote] Likewise, the movie Dunkirk also got more flattering posts than it deserves as a pretty mediocre movie.

I've seen a lot of people obsess over this film and not just on DL. I don't know why.

[quote]Who is Matt?

See, r185.

R94 is an example of his work.

Anyone please answer:

[quote] How is he a bigot if he's attracted to two guys that are considered "white adjacent", Thwaites and Recker? Are you sure they're the same person/troll?

r235, the term "white adjacent" is somewhat racist in and of itself.

It's suggesting they are somehow not "white" enough to be actually white, which is discriminatory.

R236 is telling us now, so she doesn't have to tell us then.

[quote] the term "white adjacent" is somewhat racist in and of itself. It's suggesting they are somehow not "white" enough to be actually white, which is discriminatory.

I get that the term is racist. What I don't get is why people think the Recker and Thwaites trolls are the same as the white adjacent troll. Wouldn't some who doesn't like "white adjacents" not like or not be attracted to white adjacents like Recker and Thwaites?

r237, Honeybun, I'll have no problem telling you then either! Smooches!

Anybody else run into the dude who loves to state that Rooney Mara is aspies?

He crops up from time to time. What a strange thing to feel the need to state, over and over again.

Did she run over his cat or something?

Who could forget the Bellagio Horror?

Has anyone checked on the Gale Howard thread starter?

r238 perhaps. But to find it offensive assumes that "white" is inherently superior to other races (or to assume that most people think that whites are superior). I use it in a self-referential way here and I don't think of myself as inferior because I'm not "Anglo," as we say in Texas. Another thing about "white-adjacent" is that it serves as a reminder that "white" has historically been less monolithic a category than the black/white dichotomy.

Of course if people find it offensive I'd stop using it.

Saying that "white adjacent" is racist, is itself racist. People who make that argument are assuming that it's bad to deny someone his claim to whiteness, supposedly because whiteness is something we should all aspire to, and having it denied is therefore some sort of trauma.

[quote] But to find it offensive assumes that "white" is inherently superior to other races (or to assume that most people think that whites are superior)

That may be so but it doesn't answer why people think the white adjacent troll is also the Recker and/or Thwaites trolls. If he thinks so-called white adjacents are inferior why is he at the same time enamoured of two white adjacents?

[quote]Who is Matt?

Matt is the obsessive troll who just started the following four threads:

[quote]Anti-gay bigotry is grounds for justifiable homicide no matter what. -- What good are laws that only exist to punish us and reward our oppressors for oppressing us? We are under no obligation to obey any laws that protect the phony baloney "rights" of anti-gay bigots. The only right they have is the right to lay down and die at the hands of those you oppressed.

[quote]Isn't it time for white "people" to admit people of color really are superior at everything? -- You crackers fucking suck. You are nothing but a bunch of thieves, rapists, and murderers who lie at every opportunity. You stole technology from Asians, land from Indians, and lives from Africans. You're parasites. You make me sick. All heterosexual men should be subject to corrective rapes, but especially the white ones.

[quote]Judaism is the one true faith -- All forms of goyism are racist, blasphemous, and just plain wrong. The Jewish God is God.

[quote]Homosexuality is the only normal form of human sexuality -- If you're gay, you're normal. If you're not gay, you're not normal. If the Jewish God had wanted men and women to be together, then He would have made them the same.

"Yellow" skin

How about black adjacent? I consider Puerto Ricans to be black adjacent for instance

Puerto Ricans are a mix of Spanish (White) and American Indian. There are Blacks everywhere, of course, but not a main ancestry of PRs.

Yeah but here in NYC they use the same speech patterns and dress similiar, hence black adjacent.

[quote]Also datalounge's obsession with ugly Jeremy Renner.

Don't forget MY obsession with pointing out his melted bologna ugliness on every thread he's mentioned on, and harassment of his fantards.

[quote] Also datalounge's obsession with ugly Jeremy Renner.

He looks like a pug (no offense to pugs intended).

r222, r225 Hollywood has no idea what Datalounge. and [italic]if[/italic] anyone did, no one would care, and certainly, no one is paying anyone to troll this insignificant site.

DL is a tiny little world, you guys trying to exaggerate the importance of this site is simply silly. BTW, I am a long time DL fan and I love it but having worked in Hollywood for years, I've never come across another person that has heard of this site. Sign, a Hollywood PR veteran of 20+ years.

R253, I agree mostly, we did have the guy who showed up and begged us not to talk about Anthony Clark being gay. I always wondered if it might have been an agent or PR person.

[quote] And don't forget about the BREAKING troll! He's also the "jealous?" poster who also is the "dead to me" poster.

[quote] The Grim Reaper needs to do its job and get rid of him. It's long overdue.

Dear Grim Reaper, the "breaking" OP guy is here tonite. It will be like shooting the fish in a barrel. You can't miss him.

[quote] we did have the guy who showed up and begged us not to talk about Anthony Clark being gay.

Was he posting from the ISS?

Sharon Tate - a largely obscure starlet now, but her altar-worshipping fan(s) on DL spurred a whole thread of 601 posts!

The Neil Sedaka fan.

No mention of Dylan Geick yet?

I mean, an 18 year old with abs puts on a wrestling singlet and admits to sucking a good cock once in awhile, you have DLers lining up to present their holes (metaphorically speaking) to him. A comment from today just made me shake my head in disbelief:

[quote]we are all in love with Dylan and we care about him

The obsessiveness around every aspect about this kid's life is really out of control at this point.

Bump

Bedknobs and Broomsticks is a piece of racist, homophobic, misogynist, anti semitic/trans/muslim pedophiliac necrophilia horseshit.

Matthew Anscher is mentally ill.

R261: So Nazi-bashing is racist against Germans? And the Sherman Brothers were Jewish so the racist one is YOU.

The racist one is you, R261, for bashing a wonderful movie where Nazis get what they fucking deserve. And this isn't the Disney movie whose name means "beat up gay people." As I recall, that didn't have Roddy McDowall, who was gayer than a WeHo Easter Parade, in it, and this one did.

Once again, you have misjudged the tastes of racist cracker trash:

M*nt*l *ln*ss is a Stalinist buzz phrase kept alive by Big Pharma to get you hooked on pills like Neely O'Hara.

Men presenting pits and feet.

Julie Andrews is a terrible singer and actress, a racist, and a procurer for pedophiles.

She locked up two young women of color in a glorified prison.

Larries, almost as bad as the Prancing Ponies.

Vivian Vance

Matthew Anscher is a failed actor

Bump

Pro-Trans posters

The foot troll and that gay Home Shopping Network host.

yeah, what is with the Vivian Vance bullshit? It's not even funny.

R271 is a failed human being.

Good turn of phrase, R276!

R277 = One of Matthew Anscher's sock puppets

I am not a sock puppet! I am a man!

Anyone remember the name of that gay Home Shopping Network host with feet to lust for?

Kerry McNally I believe.

What ever happened to Kerry?

I love Kerry’s big feet!

FYI: I served with Kerry McNally in the Marines. And he's very straight -- not at all gay.

FYI... I’ve sucked Kerry off three times.

Did we mention the masturbating with celebrities troll? Starts a thread every few months asking for stories about masturbating with celebrities. Not sex with celebrities or seeing them naked or even meeting them, but specifically about masturbating with a celebrity. Implores all of DLdom to flood the thread with their masturbating with celebrities stories. Ok...

[R. 285] You must be a woman.

[R. 283] What makes HIS feet so special? In fact, what makes anyone's feet special?

What ever became of Kerry Feets?

The guy who eats potato chips with chopsticks.

How's about Kerry eating potato chips with his feets?

Bump

Matthew Anscher has gone quiet recently.

More

Bizarre.

The most bizarre and enduring is The Yellow Skin Troll.

WTF?

All Trump, all the fucking time.