Games of Thrones hot men, ranked

Daario Naharis (the 2nd actor who played the character).

Fuck and maybe marry.

Ser Arthur Dayne - fuck & marry too.

Hopefully bigamy is allowed in GoT.

Ser Gerold Hightower - Dayne's ginger wingman.

Would fuck him too... a pattern seems to be emerging!

Ginger beef for brekkie, second brekkie, supper, dinner and dessert!

Tywin Lannister - marry (maybe fuck). He's mega-rich and a brilliant man of astute logic and high intellect. Also faithful & devoted to his spouse during marriage. Perfect husband material.

He should have won the 'Game of Thrones'. He was the only one with a cool head on his shoulders, among all those emotional, immature kids.

Stannis Baratheon was his only equal as a strategist, but he fell head-first into religion & occultism.

Is Jon snow a pocket gay?

Yes r6. Kit Harington calls himself 5'8", but in reality he is probably 5'6".

Prince Oberyn - fuck, fuck and fuck again

There's only one "sun, star, and moon". The Khal himself. Jamie Lannister would be. my other pick.

Yep r8. Definitely my pick.

There are other actors who are hotter than Pedro Pascal, but as Prince Oberyn he was definitely the sexiest character, just exuded that perfect sex appeal.

I'll just go with whoever Daenerys 'Mother of Dragons' is currently fucking. The Khal, the Captain of the sellswords... She has good taste in men.

Has R11's and R1's peen been seen (in a scene)?

Not on the show R12 but in another project.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau has got to be in the top five.

Michiel Huisman naked gif

Wow there are a lot of hot guys on that show. I haven't watched in a while. I never got hooked like everyone else, but hard to ignore...

Fuck: Jaime

Kill: Euron

Marry: Jon Snow

My top five is the first Daario, Loras, Robb, Khal Drogo and Olyvar.

I like chubby cheeks Podrick.

Also Oliver & Drogo.

Oh, how could I forget Rob Stark, though he looks better in clothes than naked. Same as Theon, who I liked until I saw him naked.

R12, no full frontal, just rear-view.

Still, nice of 'em to throw in a bit of a strip-tease into the show.

Fuck: Jaqen H'gar Marry: Jaime Kill: Beric Dondarrion (after fucking him). And then let Thoros of Myr resurrect him!

Fuck Trystane Martell, Marry Jorah, kill Tommen.

I'm sorry are we all really ignoring hot dady Ian Glenn aka Ser Jorah Mormont over Olyvar and Berric ? Y'al have no taste

R25 he is very handsome but his character is totally pussy whipped to the point it's just embarrassing

Jon Snow and Loras Tyrell had gorgeous head of hair.

Fascinating that R25 can spell characters' names correctly, but English fails him.

I can't believe Kit/Jon Snow has a smooth chest!!!

I was hoping he'd be hairier.

Marry Oberyn, fuck Renly, kill Jon Snow

Why is there a girl at no. 21?

I've always had a thing for Renly Baratheon.

I think the actor is gay too.

So so sexy

R11 Hottest

R31, you're focusing on the clothed girl in the background, and not on the man's bare ass, exposed right in front of the camera?

Hand in your union gay card - now!

Any list that doesn't have the Mountain at #1 is flawed. The only other acceptable answer is Tormund.

VIserys Targaryen I like mean, aristocratic blonds and anyone who has a dragon named after him can't be all bad.

I'm partial to Ser Davos myself.

^Bump. Ser Davos = passionate and rough.

I forgot that Harry Lloyd played Viserys! Love Harry - they should've made better use of his naturally funny, mischievous streak.

Agreed, R32. When they killed Renly off, I lost interest in GoT.

With Game of Thrones, it's entirely possible that it is the same person and in the order of "Marry, Kill - then Fuck"

Renly and Viserys fans might like this video of the actors reacting to various scenes. They're pretty cute.

R42 I've seen the video in the past, but I had honestly forgotten about both actors, and they're both hot.

Too many characters were killed off on this show. My brain can't keep up.

Vladimir Furdik (not a typo) plays the Night King before and after. He also does stunts as other characters.

Why isn't my favorite twink on the list?

Dreamin'... Dreamin' is free....

Upvote for R37.

Liam Cunningham have a powerful performance as a closeted gay man on the British Cracker series about 20 years ago:

Liam Cunningham and Carice van Houten (Melissandre) were in the biopic Black Butterflies about South African poet Ingrid Jonker. It's funny watching them have an affair given how their characters in GoT feel about one another.

The first Daario was better cast. He glowed with beauty and you could totally see why Dany would let her guard down around him. Second was an adorable hipster.

Podrick. Gendry (the rowboat returns this Sunday, allegedly), and Loras.

R42 I swear YouTube has been recommending that video to me for years now and I never click on it because I'm expecting major cringe. Harry Lloyd was a hot fucker but isn't aging gracefully these days. Terrible skin.

R49 Ugh, the first Daario looked like a cartoon character to me. Plus that actor is a [italic]major[/italic] douche.

I agree about the first Daario, r51. I found him smarmy and repulsive.

Dario 1 vs Dario 2

Dickon.

Dick in. Dick Dick!

Dickon 1.0

What happened to the first Daario? I've always had a thing for Liam Cunningham and Iain Glen. I might be the only one because no one ever mentions him but I also find Jaqen H’Ghar (Tom Wlaschiha) kind of hot.

The alt-right loves this white people show.

[quote]What happened to the first Daario?

The actor was troublesome and already had a reputation for being difficult before this role. So they replaced him with a grateful Dutchman who has a [italic]killer[/italic] bod.

Who was incredibly dull r58. The first Daario was better, Michael Huisman may look nice but he captured none of Daario's swagger.

Oh, and right there with you when it comes to Tom Wlaschiha. And look at that gorgeous sweater!

Sure, the new one was dull but I found the first one extremely off-putting; the sleaze was off the charts with him. Huisman is more like that perfect boyfriend you want to bring home to your parents.

Is Tom Wlaschiha gay, straight? Not much online about his personal life. Love his eyes.

Jaime, Daario 2.0, Gendry, Greyworm (with pieces parts restored), Dickon 2.0, Loras, Olyvar

R61 I've always wondered that as well but never found anything online that would indicate one way or the other.

We need German DLers to step up to the plate. For once.

R61, love his eyes, too. Not finding any relationship history and he played a gay character in this film, c. 2000...

And Oberyn! [R62)

Tommen

[quote]The alt-right loves this white people show.

I'm sure the siblings fucking appeals to them.

Whatever movie that is posted at r13 is the first thing I saw Michiel Huisman in. It's awful but nonetheless but googled him immediately.

never watched a full episode. just there a bit for the dragons, the young girls playing adult roles is so bozo, miss white hair who rides the dragons is like an amateur....

could use more hot lads...

Fuck: Jorah Mortmont

Fuck then Kill: Tywin Lannister

Fuck then hope he doesn't Kill me: Jaqen H'ghar

Fuck then Marry: Jaime Lannister