Tobey Maguire hasn't starred in a movie in years

Thank fuck. How that man ever had a career is beyond me.

I loved him in The Ice Storm and Pleasantville and The Cider House Rules and the real Spiderman movie. I don't care. I loved him, he is adorable and has a wonderful quirky voice and manner. Sweet and soulful and acerbic. There are many worse and far more annoying actors than he. Rogen, Franco, Garfield and Gosling for starters. But Toby was a colossal prick and big trouble. That's why he's gone.

Totally agree, [R2]. Wasn't he a big time poker player? Or am I mistaking him for some other actor?

I am a fan and I love his movies. He married a very rich woman even though he is gay. I have heard that he is not a nice guy but I really don't care, one time lover of Leo Dicaprio.

I loved him in The Great Gatsby, I thought he was perfect.

The Jewess dumped him

He was a terrishit spiderman, his queer brothers andrew garfield and tom holland weren't much better but at least they didn't over-act.

Best friends, the pussy posse.

He is said to be an asshole, a gambling addict, and to have had some kind of horrific white trash childhood that left him scarred for life, mean and manipulative, and obsessed with money.

I don't know the gritty details of his childhood, but it has been around about him for years that he's still stuck on his fucked up upbringing and has major anger and money issues.

I'm with you, r1. Ugly with an annoying voice.

No wonder he has problems, he was a child actor and we all know what happens with them in Hollywood.

I think he has a demeanour and voice that work for young man/think roles. But as he ages, not so much. A lot of times, it is the fact that he was assocoate to Leo - as his best friend axcording to the medias - that helped. Leo was read hot popular in the very late 90s , early 00s that anything close to him became interesting. He is the one who wanted him in Gatsby (that's later, but still). Leo was offres Spiderman but strongly suggestif his f

I think he has a demeanour and voice that work for young man/think roles. But as he ages, not so much. A lot of times, it is the fact that he was assocoate to Leo - as his best friend axcording to the medias - that helped. Leo was read hot popular in the very late 90s , early 00s that anything close to him became interesting. He is the one who wanted him in Gatsby (that's later, but still). Leo was offres Spiderman but strongly suggestif his f

Maybe he likes not working. He has his millions.

For heaven sake ! I'm R12 R13.

So : Leo was offred the role and suggested his friend Tobey.

By the way, his first 2 Spidey films were very popular and loved by critics. There were less superheroes movies then and it was deemed original. Today, it seems overhyped, but don't forget it has been perceived as a "it" trying once. Teĺs you the credit you should grant to these phenomenons.

His rather inlaw was Mr Meyer. That help too.

But in time, you can't overcome a bad rep

Nowadays, only Leo likes him, and he keeps on being very loyal to Leo.

So which male actors did he hook up with besides Leo D.?

Gay? That's news to me.

He's nice looking.

It's Datalounge, what do you expect?

HIs wife is ugleee.

He grew up living-in-the-back-of-a-station-wagon poor and went on, against incredible odds, to have a career in the movies. After marrying and divorcing the hideously ugly daughter of one of the more influential men in Hollywood, he effectively retired, primarily because he is a multimillionaire--and very lazy.

But he'll always be remembered by some for a smallish part in 'Wonder Boys"--because he acted like he and Robert Downey, Jr had REALLY FUCKED, and for a role as a damaged soldier (costarring Jake G. & Natalie P.)--can't remember the name of this somewhat obscure film--but Tobey played a psychopath as though he was BORN to it.

He drives around in a Brinks Truck Stretch Limo- I'll cry for him tomorrow!

Nice legs though.

A shame that he's rumored to be another one of those celebrities who has poor hygiene.

I loved "Wonder Boys." One of my favorite movies.

Why are they called "the Pussy Posse" when you never see them with any women?

sexy slut

Another vote for Wonder Boys, one of my favorite movies as well. Too bad it didn't find its audience when it was released.

r25 the "pussy Posse" is into "man pussy"

He is cute, well maybe haven't seen him lately.

I hate that dishonest pussy posse moniker. They're into cock and man butt. Must be a silly Frau to think otherwise.

He was one of those emerging actors which Hollywood banked on only to see that there was nothing there when he grew up

His Spider-Man films are risible

I loved Wonder Boys and thought he fit the role.

He was miscast in many of his other films, like Cider House Rules and especially The Great Gatsby. Seems he owes his career to Leo and his marriage to Jennifer Mayer.

Tobey Maguire is a TERRIBLE actor and he knows it. It's why he so cravenly courted and married Jennifer Meyer, quite possibly the ugliest woman in Hollywood, second only to Sarah Jessica Parker. I am quite stunned that Ron Meyer (jennifer's Daddy and CEO of NBCUniversal), allowed him to marry his baby girl., though that ruthless drive to do whatever it takes to succeed may have impressed him. But once married to his meal ticket, all pretenses to decency disappeared. Poker, sloth, humiliation of his wife.... I just have to wonder how much of "his" money he'll be allowed to keep.

There are models around the posse. Leo gets papped with a new one at least once a year. Models get papped getting on the yacht. I'm not saying this is proof of straightness. The models are probably paid or looking for publicity. I'm just saying there are women around.

"Wonder Boys" was his peak: you can practically *smell* the fuck wafting off of him, when he emerges from the bedroom with Downey--after a marathon session.

I so want to fuck him

His quality is such that you know if things had gone just slightly another way, he'd be a porn star. No doubt about it.

Always creepy.

I never was int him. He looks like a doll and the voice is weird. He is a gambling addict and now a surcharge addict sadist. Remember the Vanity Fair piece where a woman outted him for being a loser who threatened her to bark like a dog (or seal?). He seems fucked up and if not for Leo or Jennifer, he would not get any work. He was embarrassingly bad in The Great Gatsby. Demi Moore white trash

Sorry, sex addict sadist

Isnt he hung?

He's a mean, little shit with a lisp and not much more.

I thought he was pretty awful in the completely unnecessary redo of THE GREAT GATSBY, which made the poorly received 70s version look so much better by comparison.

DiCaprio was even worse. though.

I'd love to fuck his skinny ass. Make him squirm, and hear him whimper with that voice of his.

Um, ya'll know I tore that up, right?

oh, and "Tropic Thunder"

Loved him in his day but how does one cast him now? Overgrown boy, brown teeth, squeaky voice (not that any of that stopped Leo).

[quote] I loved him, he is adorable and has a wonderful quirky voice and manner. Sweet and soulful and acerbic.

MARY!

"Today afternoon I was in the mall and then I went to the restroom. I picked a urinal between two guys who were already there. The one who was on my right finished before and left, but the one on the left, in the farthest point from the entry, was still there when I finished and left, despite having arrived before I did. [italic] Maybe he wanted to stay there? [/italic] And as I peed, I sort of saw him turn his head to me several times, as if he was awaiting an answer from me. But I can't be sure that was what was happening because I didn't have the guts to turn my head to him to check if he was looking at me, and it is easy to misperceive objects or people that you're not looking directly at. And if I turned to him and it turned out I was wrong about what was happening, then [italic] I[/italic] would be the restroom pervert. But if I were right, then that means I lost my chance to squeeze some ass for the first time in this year! I didn't quite look at him, but I think he was bald, 20- or 30-something, a bit taller than me, thick, and most importantly receptive to an advance from a scrawny nerd like me. I'm feeling such regret right now, I need to let it out."

you had me at "brown teeth," r47 lol

His best performance....

And r49 for the win.

Not real tight, but "grippy"--know what I'm sayin'?

He's fug. unbankable and a repulsive human being

So r49 Was it Tobey at the alleged urinal?

Colby Taylor reminds me of him.

Does anyone know why they sued to stop the release of Don's Plum? Was it because it showed what jerks Leo, Tobey and Kevin Connelly are?

That was the reason, r57. I saw a bootleg of that movie years ago and they came off terribly.

[quote] I thought he was pretty awful in the completely unnecessary redo of THE GREAT GATSBY, which made the poorly received 70s version look so much better by comparison.

DiCaprio was even worse. though.

The guys were fine. It was the Daisy that was dull. She was no Zelda.

Tobey was allegedly *very* underhanded in the way he used his friendship with/influence over DiCaprio to get "Don's Plumb" squashed and banned though, [R57].

He comes off very scary and manipulative in the stories from the "Plumb" producers (and from the articles about that lawsuit).

The Great Gatsby remake was totally unnecessary, and Dicaprio and Maguire were both too old to play Gatsby and Nick.

There was a blind item recently that Leo and Jonah Hill had to bail out Tobey for a $500K cash gambling debt

Also that Tobey and friends had sex with girls and filmed them on a yacht to test them for Leo. Sick

I'm starting to think this Puss Possey all have the Peter Pan Syndrome

Yes, [R63]; they all have a very emotionally stunted feel to them.

Still clubbing, yachting, drinking like fishes, and banging young models and wannabe models--just like when they were all 20!

You'd think doing the *exact* same thing for 20 years (whatever it is) would become boring and tiresome for anybody, but yet they keep on.

They all seem to have a big lack of imagination. They even go to the exact same "hot spots" year after year.

I think this is a big reason why (to me) DiCaprio seems to have never emotionally matured beyond a certain point as an actor.

I think mentally he's still like an adolescent or Peter Pan type, and his "pussy posse" (or whatever) all still being together and doing the same activities together doesn't help him in the emotional or intellectual maturity department.

Leo is fine playing a boyish type or a young con artist or very young businessman, but put him in a husband, father, or middle aged man type role (or anything that calls for "mature" really) and he's *completely* out of his depth emotionally.

He goes through the motions, but none of it feels authentic.

(Compare that to someone like Sam Rockwell or a young Gene Hackman who can/could basically play *anything* whether it relates to their real life or not).

I actually thought DiCaprio was surprisingly good as Gatsby; Gatsby is young, brash, and still starting out in life and society, and I think that that's as far as DiCaprio can go as far as emotional relatability.

Perfectly said R64. I loved him in Gatsby but that's because Gatsby is young. Tibet, I loved in Gatsby too, also in Spider-Man. But I agree with all of your points with regards to DiCaprio and Tobey being man children. I think DiCaprio's influence is affecting men today as I see a ton of men my age (38 - and up) who still act, dress and think like 20 year olds: Both gay and straight (I think - closeted most likely). They have no kids, no partners-just a job and some bills (maybe) but no real responsibility other than to themselves. It affects you emotionally-it keeps you stunted.

Partying on a yacht in St. Tropez together (yet again) on Thursday....

Assholes.

Lots of stories about his gambling addiction, and the hundreds of thousands of $$ he's lost.

I think Maguire hit a new low when he was seen "chatting up" 17 year old Sofia Richie all evening in a nightclub (1 OAK) in L.A. right after his divorce announcement...

Hope she likes skidded man-panties

It's odd how Maguire and DiCaprio don't feel odd or uncomfortable being the age they are and still being in nightclubs with teens...

Not one little bit.

I'm more or less the same age as Maguire and Dicaprio and if I were in a nightclub with a bunch of people who were 20 years younger than me I would feel rather pathetic. You couldn't drag me into one of those places at the age I am now.

I think you're in the minority today, R73.

They are stars. It's, like, part of their jobs and shit.

And, not is your post R75, that's also your age!

About three years ago a friend and I (both in our late 30s) were walking near the West Side Highway one night when we saw a bar neither one of us had been to before. From the outside it just looked like a regular bar, so we stopped in. After a few minutes, we noticed that every single person in this bar looked to be in their early 20s. We quickly finished our drinks and left, we felt like a couple of old grandpas around all these college-aged kids! It was a weird feeling.

[quote]But he'll always be remembered by some for a smallish part in 'Wonder Boys"

Did he fight the Nazis? Also, did he spin around in circles cause I know Gal Gadot doesn't in her film.

Hey!

Peter Pan has the pee-nuttiest taste you've ever tasted

It was a "Heathers" homage, R76, clearly lost on you. But who gives a shit...

Meh, blocked. ^^

I stopped going to clubs at 30.

The ex-wife looks like she hit every stop on the Fugly Express.

Blocked!! Oh no! Now how will you hear my gossip about Toby's former father-in-law, the CAA agent, at his beach house?

what a cunt. Is it some kind of full moon tonight? They're all over the place.

Do you have real gossip, [R84]? I'm not "the blocker" and want to hear it!

Any credible gay rumours linking Maguire to another guy?

I think he is a good actor and I have loved the films he starred in and I believe he was perfect in the Great Gatsby...I also liked him in his other leading roles.

[quote]You couldn't drag me into one of those places at the age I am now.

Since the bouncer wouldn't let your ugly ass in, you have nothing to worry about, except those sour grape getting even more rancid.

r81

Mr Kot-TAIR, the roo-ELZ, the roo-ELZ, Vinney isn't following the roo-ELZ

BUMP for more codependent (on Leo), gambling addicted, rageaholic Tobey stories!

Never really understood the expression, "hatchet-faced."

Where are the earrings?

Where are the Caftans?

His best work and it was with Nadeen!

Maybe I am projecting but I get a general sense of unhappiness from each member of that Pussy Possey. Like here you are, straight flabby dudes on a yacht living the life with hot girls around you doing all sorts of demeaning stuff to entertain them and yet in all the pap shots the guys look fucking miserable and borderline agitated (oh damn you, papparazzies! *shaking fist*). I mean look at all these straight instagram douchebags they really come off like they are enjoying themselves while showing off their wealth and partying. Leo and his pussy possey? Not so much.

Charlize on Howard said Tobey did not like her.

Did Charlize say why?

She just said he didn't like her but they were professional to each other. She seems rather chill and nice.

Tobey is what Jews hope is the truth about gentiles.

They are wrong, but they still hope.

R99 What do you mean? What is he?

R95 What are you trying to say?

His career ended when he became known as "Tubby" Maguire

I have R 95 blocked and I agree with him! Oh! 😡

[quote][R99] What do you mean? What is he?

[quote][R95] What are you trying to say?

Notice how Jews are always demanding explanations -- and expecting that they deserve them?

He was in The Great Gatsby OP. That's fairly recent. Yes he had a horrible childhood, and yes he has mental health issues, (bi-polar?) as well as addictions to alcohol and gambling (serious money, too. He & Ben Affleck are terrible gamblers. It's nothing for them to leave a million on the table.) He married Hollywood royalty, Jennifer Meyers is the daughter of Ron Meyers, a powerful studio mogul. She makes jewelry and has been successful in her own right, but hard to say if it's because she is definitely Hollywood royalty and politically connected, or if it's because her jewelry is good. Whatever. But they're divorced after a long miserable marriage and two kids. He's a good actor, maybe even better than Leo his BFF. I loved him in Seabiscuit and his other movies have been mostly good stuff. There are gaps where he seems not to release anything for two or three or even four years, and then he jumps back in. But he ought to be sitting on a bundle from his Spiderman days if nothing else.

You're right about his voice and his physicality. He works as a younger or early middle aged character, but he may be aging out of those kinds of roles.

It seems they are fascinated by the way a human mind works.

Mrs Maguire is not "hideously ugly". She looks rather Jewish which, contrary to the antisemitic pricks on here, is not the same thing at all. She's also very successful.

Bless your heart, r107, but she's a total fuggo.

R104 I was just curious. I'm not jewish.

Not a fan of Hollywood Jews but don't like hearing Ms Meyers thumped for looking the way she is supposed to look.

The younger ones were cooling it with plastic surgery for a while, but that trend has reversed back, another point of regression.

r107 It's got nothing to do with her being Jewish. She's just ugly. Sarah Silverman is Jewish looking and very pretty

^^^AGHHH!

You just know Tobey has an oddly curved 4 1/2 inch pencil dick. No way the boy will ever recover from it

R111 Sara silverman looks like a rodent ffs

Not bankable?<

Not fuckable.

I only like the first spiderman movie because of Kirsten Dunst and on some level James Franco.

Leo did a "fuck off" for the Gatsby press tour. And Tobey was pushed out on it. That's all you need to know about their so-called "friendship."

Well, Baz Luhrmann is essentially a hack and couldn't have flown that turkey without Leo, who, not being anyone's fool, knew that it was an disaster and separated himself from the stench post-production.

McGuire is on a whole other level of "stardom"--and probably didn't even mind doing the tour/did it as a favor to Baz/did it because his ALPHA DOG LEO ORDERED HIM TO.

Rubbish R108.

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Pretty sure Tobey's happiness increased when he left Jennifer.

[quote] He is said to be an asshole

Maybe he will get the role of Martin Shkreli, he apparently has the asshole part down. They look a little bit alike.

Details on his horrible childhood please.

Tobey screams at the paparazzi!

Can't blame him for that. So bizarre. "Toby!!! Oh my God!" And not because of his stronger work in movies like "Cider House" but goddam "Spiderman" that anyone that age could play in his sleep. No wonder they are bitter.

(I wrote this elsewhere but it relates: I once went to hear John Travolta and Robert Altman talk after a TV movie they had done together, it didn't cost much and was in a small theatre at the DGA. And there were maybe twelve of us in the audience. I had to make up questions to ask at the Q&A so there wouldn't be crickets. But then it was over and Travolta went into the lobby and it was the scene above, flashbulbs and autographs and screaming fans. And all my friend and I could think was "They couldn't pay ten bucks and see him in person in the theatre? They 'd have had him practically to themselves." Never occurred to them, no doubt. Fucking fanatics with no real interest in his work, only his stardom.)

I love that Jennifer Meyer embraces her looks. She's got the money for any surgery she wants and doesn't get it.

That's a woman who knows who she is and gives no fucks. That's a good thing.

Yes, of course R126. The obvious eludes so many here. She likes herself and feels fine. He didn't marry her for money but why she wanted Tobey is something we can never know. She's not ugly either. Jewish girls are often sexy and most straight men see that. Tobey is not exactly the a hunk....

Girls like Jennifer are ESPECIALLY sexy when their dad owns CAA and their mom is a top Casting Director. If her parents were in the garment district... less so.

Wow, [R128], I knew about her dad, but didn't know that her mom was also a top casting director!

Tobey is such a user...

A white trash boy who happened to get very lucky...

He's frickin' ugly! Why would anyone want to see that dull, boring, plain mug on a movie screen?!

R49 needs a reality slap? It's a fucking MALL R49. It's the season for STDS at nudie beaches.

His wife reminds me of Bella Hadid before she got the nose job.

Yes, indeed R133. Both look like the love child of Leelee Sobieski and Donna Karan.

R134 Leelee is prettier.

Even he was to ugly for me back in the day. Brad Renfro (RIP) was way hotter.

R116, Dunst was totally miscast in that Spiderman movie. I like her, but she doesn't exude the sassiness of Mary-Jane.

Agree Dunst was totally miscast in "Spider-Man", [R137], but oddly she has gone on to become a better actor than both Maguire and his pal DiCaprio...

Isn't Maguire starring in some war pic? There are posters of him all over the subway, looking intently pensive.

It's hilarious that Tobey is a model for Prada...

More....

I don't even know what's going on here..

"He's THIN!!!"

Tubby...HA HA

His lips are so thin and dry looking

Prada get new celebrity models every season - Ben Whishaw, Gary Oldman, Ethan Hawke...

[quote]There was a blind item recently that Leo and Jonah Hill had to bail out Tobey for a $500K cash gambling debt

[quote]Also that Tobey and friends had sex with girls and filmed them on a yacht to test them for Leo. Sick

I saw those on agc the other day, R62, they're from CDAN though so probably untrue.

[quote]This former superhero was helping his A+ list friend audition women to be the next companion to the actor. The auditions consisted of a lot of sex all recorded and then shown to the A+ lister and his friends. None of the women know they were recorded. [italic]Tobey Maguire/Leonardo DiCaprio[/italic]

[quote]This A+ list mostly movie actor is a loyal guy. He takes care of his friends. In the last couple of years a long time friend who happens to be an actor got into some trouble financially. He waited until the last minute to tell the A+ lister. He needed $500K within 24 hours. Our actor makes tens of millions for each of his movies but he didn’t have that much cash he could lay his hands on that quickly. Another actor friend who is also friends with the actor in trouble always had cash, but that day only had about $150K sitting around. They were $350K short. Our A+ lister scrounged up $75K from his accounts, but they needed more immediately. Our actor called a friend who agreed to wire some cash to the A+ lister. It just so happens the federal government was watching that friend at the time which ultimately dragged in the A+ lister to the investigation. [italic]A+ lister: Leonardo DiCaprio; Actor in trouble: Tobey Maguire (sued for his winnings in a series of high-stakes poker games); Actor friend: Jonah Hill; Friend who wired money: Red Granite co-founder Riza Aziz[/italic]

He's been singing with Serbian jazz choir.

R148 Serbian? Has Melania taught you nothing by now?

Satisfy your Constant Craving.

Prada.

Jennifer Meyer is friends with the Kardashians and Nicole Richie.

It amazes me how connected Nicole Richie is; it's so random. Why is she so connected and what's with her industry staying power?

(She's just the adopted daughter of a famous singer who peaked in the '80s, yet she seems to have endless entertainment industry friends, connections, and opportunities...)

r152 I've thought the same thing. A stepdaughter of an 80s easy listening singer is so well-connected! It is odd. There are so many other people you would think would be more connected with the current movers and shakers.

They're all classless, feral sociopaths. I'm so glad I grew up on the East Coast. L.A. is a hellmouth.

Tobey looks like Kirsten Dunst in a wig in that sunglasses ad at r150.

That's so mean to Kirsten, [R155]!

[Quote] It's not just for Canadian lesbians, anymore.

Lmao

Nicole is "connected" because white liberals are like "Some of my best friends are black." And she is that friend, like some of Obama's kids have black friends, for the public at least.

Don's Plum is on YouTube, in full.