Brock O'Hurn, Lasse Matberg and Zach Deal are three gigantic, long-haired blonde hunks who are taking social media by storm. Which one would you like to climb?
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by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 18, 2017 5:37 AM |
Bill de Blasio is not a blonde himbo (even if just as gross).
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 18, 2017 5:40 AM |
I have to choose?
Bummer.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 18, 2017 5:41 AM |
Fine, if I have to choose I'll take Brock.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 18, 2017 5:49 AM |
All three of their Instagram pages are drool-inducing.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 18, 2017 6:01 AM |
I want to be part of a triple-decker sandwich with all three of them.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 18, 2017 10:07 AM |
I'll take the fake blonde little Lasse in the middle. You bitches can have the other two!
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 18, 2017 11:07 AM |
Weren't these guys big like... three years ago? I haven't seen anyone talk about either of them recently aside from this post. Isn't one of them on that Tyler Perry show?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 18, 2017 11:13 AM |
i'm sorry.... i didn't know Fabio had three grown sons
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 18, 2017 12:10 PM |
Brock is on the Tyler Perry show, and in TP's movie BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN. Tyler took one look at all that big, blonde buffness and snatched him right up!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 18, 2017 8:19 PM |
Brock seems like a really cool guy and he has a killer body.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 18, 2017 8:43 PM |
I bet that, between the three of them, a ton of food wouldn't be enough.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 18, 2017 10:01 PM |
User of term "himbo": obese senior citizen in the Midwest
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 18, 2017 10:07 PM |
Brock's hair looks like a matted rat's nest in R10's clip.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 18, 2017 10:31 PM |
Wanna see the Brock Cock!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 18, 2017 10:43 PM |
"Taking social media by storm"?
Mary, please.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 18, 2017 10:47 PM |
Boring as fuck. Been looking through their instagrams, there are virtually no shots of them in their underwear so that we can see the baby-maker.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 18, 2017 11:02 PM |
Brock is hot!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 18, 2017 11:29 PM |
Brock -- unless you can show me better pics of the other two.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 18, 2017 11:45 PM |
[quote]Boring as fuck. Been looking through their instagrams, there are virtually no shots of them in their underwear so that we can see the baby-maker.
Are you kidding? Zach has tons of skimpy shorts pix and so does Brock I believe.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 19, 2017 3:58 AM |
link 'em!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 19, 2017 8:09 PM |
Okay, who was doing the long blonde hair muscular tall himbo thing first of the three of them?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 19, 2017 8:49 PM |
So many guys their size are tiny (not just disproportionate), it's a real shame
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 19, 2017 8:54 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 19, 2017 8:56 PM |
Not many undie shots of Lasse, but my gawd, the bod...
by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 19, 2017 8:58 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 19, 2017 8:59 PM |
Brock is THOR and LASSE is AQUAMAN. I guess that would make Zach CAPTAIN AMERICA.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | July 19, 2017 9:01 PM |
I wonder who gives the best fuck?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | July 19, 2017 9:09 PM |
The only one who appears to have an ounce of modesty is Lasse Matberg
by Anonymous | reply 41 | July 19, 2017 9:26 PM |
I wonder who gives a fuck?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | July 19, 2017 9:27 PM |
^^The one who posted this...
by Anonymous | reply 43 | July 19, 2017 9:29 PM |
Brock and Zach. Not the middle guy.
Gimme those two, and I'll be happy for a while.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | July 19, 2017 10:10 PM |
Brock seems to have a small penis. Zach looks to have a legitimately large one. Look at those underwear shots. They're no joke.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | July 19, 2017 10:13 PM |
Zach's the only one not hung like a hamster
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 19, 2017 10:13 PM |
Their Instagram personalities show that Zach (fowl-mouthed, kid out of wedlock, beer guzzler, uber sweaty, sexually-charged gym workouts) is the spice to Brock's angelic-faced, aw shucks sugary demeanor.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 19, 2017 11:33 PM |
Like what's Zach's deal?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 19, 2017 11:45 PM |
None of the above. Sorry but these guys just don't do it for me.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | July 19, 2017 11:46 PM |
^^then why post?
by Anonymous | reply 51 | July 19, 2017 11:56 PM |
Anyone else to drool over?
by Anonymous | reply 52 | July 21, 2017 1:59 AM |
Being that tall must suck at times.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | July 22, 2017 11:12 AM |
I'm sure it's hard finding clothes, shoes, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | July 22, 2017 6:12 PM |
R53 Something tells me 6'7" dudes that are particularly awkward or unfortunate-looking would find it even harder to score than average to short-heighters but I reckon it would be fucking awesome if you were hot.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | July 23, 2017 10:59 AM |
Erect penis pics, please.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | July 24, 2017 9:23 PM |
I'm sure Zach would send you one if you followed him on Instagram and asked.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | July 25, 2017 12:58 AM |
Not blonde either R58
by Anonymous | reply 59 | July 28, 2017 2:02 AM |
Lasse come home!!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | July 28, 2017 2:32 AM |
Lay em down, I'll lick all 20 feet head to toe.
And Zach is packing. Wow.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | July 29, 2017 6:52 AM |
I think Zach's is the biggest too.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 3, 2017 2:00 AM |
"Brock O'Hurn"?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | August 3, 2017 2:02 AM |
Oh boy, look at how the alt-right is trying to play propaganda games with these 3 wanna-be waspy clones.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 3, 2017 2:03 AM |
I follow Brock on IG, and he is a very nice guy. He's also very good to the fans that meet him. He's stunning...and colossal.
Matberg is a big sexy slab. Heftier than Brock. But also very cool guy.
Zach seems like a sketchy dude. The one that used his looks to fuck with people. He's got some secrets.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 3, 2017 2:12 AM |
Zach is the sleaziest one in terms of his potty mouth and that devilish personality. I follow both him and Brock on IG, and Brock is definitely the sugar to Zach's spice. And yes, Brock is stunning. He just posted a video today of Mariah Carey pulling him onstage at her show.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 3, 2017 2:43 AM |
Woof.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 9, 2017 8:15 PM |
Lasse seems like a sweetie. Love his smile!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 9, 2017 8:26 PM |
So Tyler Perry got to sleep with Brock O'Hurn? Miss Perry has excellent taste in men.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 9, 2017 8:31 PM |
Brock's body is fantastic, but sadly he suffers from extreme penile deprivation. Dude looks like a lady, down there. Now Zach's machinery is quite impressive.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 9, 2017 9:15 PM |
Brock could be a grower.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 9, 2017 9:18 PM |
...Or more likely he is small. Most guys don't have a large penis, only in gay guys imagination do they expect most guys to be hung.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 9, 2017 9:27 PM |
At 6'7", it must be tough to only have 3 inches of cock when hard.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 9, 2017 9:28 PM |
I've seen strippers who are barely there when flaccid but grow to gargantuan proportions when hard. This could be the case for Brock.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 9, 2017 9:30 PM |
Wasn't Brock rumored to be Tyler Perry's side piece?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 9, 2017 11:06 PM |
Yes, R75. There are several posts in the thread about that. Enjoy!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 9, 2017 11:11 PM |
Brock O'Hurn is far from the first hottie Tyler Perry flew into his home and asked to show whether or not he wants to be a bigger celebrity...
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 10, 2017 6:18 PM |
I had sex with several big and tall guys, and they were all proportionately hung.
That's my survey!
Still wanna see Brock's cock!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 10, 2017 6:21 PM |
^Want me to IG him and ask if he'll oblige us?
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 10, 2017 6:29 PM |
not into tall, blonde, muscular guys
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 10, 2017 7:07 PM |
Ugh—Zach has a pitbull and a toddler at home.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 10, 2017 7:14 PM |
I love blonde white guys sooooo much. Who else agrees?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 10, 2017 7:19 PM |
Blond, R83, not blonde.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 10, 2017 7:21 PM |
Yes, Tyler got a piece of the Brock. And I don't blame him.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 10, 2017 7:21 PM |
I'll take on all three of them. But only one at a time, and only after flea dips.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 10, 2017 7:22 PM |
[quote]Oh boy, look at how the alt-right is trying to play propaganda games with these 3 wanna-be waspy clones.
What the fuck has the alt-right got to do with this?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 10, 2017 7:24 PM |
Already mentioned upthread, R82. His kid is adorable though.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 10, 2017 9:41 PM |
love the thread title
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 10, 2017 10:00 PM |
I'd like to give them all a test ride.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 11, 2017 5:07 PM |
Wish they'd attack me.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 29, 2017 10:11 PM |
Erect penis full body shots, please.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 25, 2017 5:52 AM |
I hate that Brock went blonde! He looks far better with his natural hair color. I once dated a guy (briefly) who was 6'6 ,and I remember the being so excited to get into his pants as I just knew he was hung. Mine was bigger than his ! And for total bottoms like myself,thats an instant deal killer. He was probably average,but on his body it just looked miniscule. BUT,what made it so bad was the whole time we were doing it,he was all "You like that big cock,Baby ?" etc! It was all I could do not to laugh.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 25, 2017 11:46 PM |
^^Slut!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 26, 2017 12:05 AM |
Bump!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | January 22, 2018 6:59 PM |
Gross. Can you imagine how big their bowel movements are? Disgusting.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | January 22, 2018 7:00 PM |
Who imagines the bowel movements of other people?
by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 22, 2018 7:14 PM |
Whenever I see very tall people, I think of horses, and from horses I go to horses' bowel movements, and then it goes back to those very tall peoples' bowel movements and I'm grossed out.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | January 22, 2018 7:18 PM |
102 needs a new hobby or something.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | January 22, 2018 7:51 PM |
Lasse cum home!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | January 22, 2018 8:17 PM |
I want to yank on Lasse's man bun while I fuck him and make him cry like a little girl.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | January 22, 2018 8:24 PM |
Brock is currently instagramming his adventures at Coachella. In unrelated Coachella news...
by Anonymous | reply 107 | April 14, 2018 2:28 PM |
You know that anyone who uses “himbo” is at least 68 years old and has never been out Oklahoma in his life.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | April 14, 2018 2:32 PM |
Dude, dont say “himbo.” That’s an archaic term no one cool uses.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | April 14, 2018 2:35 PM |
I want them all.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | April 14, 2018 2:35 PM |
They all need a haircut, there's no excuses for long hair on a man.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | April 14, 2018 2:43 PM |
R107, so hot! Do you have full video link?
by Anonymous | reply 113 | April 14, 2018 2:54 PM |