Attack of the 6'7" blonde himbos

gross

Bill de Blasio is not a blonde himbo (even if just as gross).

I have to choose?

Bummer.

Fine, if I have to choose I'll take Brock.

All three of their Instagram pages are drool-inducing.

I want to be part of a triple-decker sandwich with all three of them.

I'll take the fake blonde little Lasse in the middle. You bitches can have the other two!

Weren't these guys big like... three years ago? I haven't seen anyone talk about either of them recently aside from this post. Isn't one of them on that Tyler Perry show?

i'm sorry.... i didn't know Fabio had three grown sons

Brock is on the Tyler Perry show, and in TP's movie BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN. Tyler took one look at all that big, blonde buffness and snatched him right up!

Brock seems like a really cool guy and he has a killer body.

I bet that, between the three of them, a ton of food wouldn't be enough.

User of term "himbo": obese senior citizen in the Midwest

Brock's hair looks like a matted rat's nest in R10's clip.

Sorry, Forgot my picture.

Wanna see the Brock Cock!

"Taking social media by storm"?

Mary, please.

Boring as fuck. Been looking through their instagrams, there are virtually no shots of them in their underwear so that we can see the baby-maker.

Brock is hot!

Brock -- unless you can show me better pics of the other two.

[quote]Boring as fuck. Been looking through their instagrams, there are virtually no shots of them in their underwear so that we can see the baby-maker.

Are you kidding? Zach has tons of skimpy shorts pix and so does Brock I believe.

link 'em!!!!

Brock in drag.

Okay, who was doing the long blonde hair muscular tall himbo thing first of the three of them?

Zach

Zach

Zach

Zach

Brock

Brock

So many guys their size are tiny (not just disproportionate), it's a real shame

Brock

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Not many undie shots of Lasse, but my gawd, the bod...

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Brock is THOR and LASSE is AQUAMAN. I guess that would make Zach CAPTAIN AMERICA.

I wonder who gives the best fuck?

The only one who appears to have an ounce of modesty is Lasse Matberg

I wonder who gives a fuck?

^^The one who posted this...

Brock and Zach. Not the middle guy.

Gimme those two, and I'll be happy for a while.

Brock seems to have a small penis. Zach looks to have a legitimately large one. Look at those underwear shots. They're no joke.

Zach's the only one not hung like a hamster

Their Instagram personalities show that Zach (fowl-mouthed, kid out of wedlock, beer guzzler, uber sweaty, sexually-charged gym workouts) is the spice to Brock's angelic-faced, aw shucks sugary demeanor.

^foul-mouthed

Like what's Zach's deal?

None of the above. Sorry but these guys just don't do it for me.

^^then why post?

Anyone else to drool over?

Being that tall must suck at times.

I'm sure it's hard finding clothes, shoes, etc.

R53 Something tells me 6'7" dudes that are particularly awkward or unfortunate-looking would find it even harder to score than average to short-heighters but I reckon it would be fucking awesome if you were hot.

Erect penis pics, please.

I'm sure Zach would send you one if you followed him on Instagram and asked.

Not 6'7" but not bad either

Not blonde either R58

Lasse come home!!

Lay em down, I'll lick all 20 feet head to toe.

And Zach is packing. Wow.

I think Zach's is the biggest too.

"Brock O'Hurn"?

Oh boy, look at how the alt-right is trying to play propaganda games with these 3 wanna-be waspy clones.

I follow Brock on IG, and he is a very nice guy. He's also very good to the fans that meet him. He's stunning...and colossal.

Matberg is a big sexy slab. Heftier than Brock. But also very cool guy.

Zach seems like a sketchy dude. The one that used his looks to fuck with people. He's got some secrets.

Zach is the sleaziest one in terms of his potty mouth and that devilish personality. I follow both him and Brock on IG, and Brock is definitely the sugar to Zach's spice. And yes, Brock is stunning. He just posted a video today of Mariah Carey pulling him onstage at her show.

Woof.

Lasse seems like a sweetie. Love his smile!

So Tyler Perry got to sleep with Brock O'Hurn? Miss Perry has excellent taste in men.

Brock's body is fantastic, but sadly he suffers from extreme penile deprivation. Dude looks like a lady, down there. Now Zach's machinery is quite impressive.

Brock could be a grower.

...Or more likely he is small. Most guys don't have a large penis, only in gay guys imagination do they expect most guys to be hung.

At 6'7", it must be tough to only have 3 inches of cock when hard.

I've seen strippers who are barely there when flaccid but grow to gargantuan proportions when hard. This could be the case for Brock.

Wasn't Brock rumored to be Tyler Perry's side piece?

Yes, R75. There are several posts in the thread about that. Enjoy!

Awww

Brock O'Hurn is far from the first hottie Tyler Perry flew into his home and asked to show whether or not he wants to be a bigger celebrity...

I had sex with several big and tall guys, and they were all proportionately hung.

That's my survey!

Still wanna see Brock's cock!

^Want me to IG him and ask if he'll oblige us?

not into tall, blonde, muscular guys

Ugh—Zach has a pitbull and a toddler at home.

I love blonde white guys sooooo much. Who else agrees?

Blond, R83, not blonde.

Yes, Tyler got a piece of the Brock. And I don't blame him.

I'll take on all three of them. But only one at a time, and only after flea dips.

Average DL reader taking in all the beauty:

[quote]Oh boy, look at how the alt-right is trying to play propaganda games with these 3 wanna-be waspy clones.

What the fuck has the alt-right got to do with this?

Already mentioned upthread, R82. His kid is adorable though.

love the thread title

I'd like to give them all a test ride.

Wish they'd attack me.

Fookyeah!

Erect penis full body shots, please.

Happy holidays from Brock...

Lasse...

and Zach...

I hate that Brock went blonde! He looks far better with his natural hair color. I once dated a guy (briefly) who was 6'6 ,and I remember the being so excited to get into his pants as I just knew he was hung. Mine was bigger than his ! And for total bottoms like myself,thats an instant deal killer. He was probably average,but on his body it just looked miniscule. BUT,what made it so bad was the whole time we were doing it,he was all "You like that big cock,Baby ?" etc! It was all I could do not to laugh.

^^Slut!

Bump!

Gross. Can you imagine how big their bowel movements are? Disgusting.

Who imagines the bowel movements of other people?

Whenever I see very tall people, I think of horses, and from horses I go to horses' bowel movements, and then it goes back to those very tall peoples' bowel movements and I'm grossed out.

102 needs a new hobby or something.

Lasse cum home!

I want to yank on Lasse's man bun while I fuck him and make him cry like a little girl.

Brock is currently instagramming his adventures at Coachella. In unrelated Coachella news...

Zach got a trim

You know that anyone who uses “himbo” is at least 68 years old and has never been out Oklahoma in his life.

Dude, dont say “himbo.” That’s an archaic term no one cool uses.

I want them all.

They all need a haircut, there's no excuses for long hair on a man.

R107, so hot! Do you have full video link?

^^Nope, that was all he posted

Bearded boys

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