My nephew's buttocks are becoming obscenely plump

"Wrong" meaning chicks are looking at him, Uncle Bottom?

Oh, dear Uncle Bottom.

You must immediately grab them, and try as hard as you might, to stuff them back in those skimpy little underpants.

Take those plump pillows of buttliciousness, and just stuff, stuff, stuff them as hard as you can.

If that doesn't work, then give him a good... HARD... spanking!

naughty nephew

Is he staying at your summer house? Are you prepared for entertaining?

Don't be sad, Uncle Bottom, that your nephew's ass is now looking better than yours.

It's time to pass the torch.

His ass is so plump and delicious that I've decided to change my name to Uncle Top.

Your nephew needs a good spanking.

If you can't get all of that butt back into his manties using just your hands, perhaps you should try your tongue?

Tell him to lay off the mashed potato salad at the next family picnic. He needs to start watching his girlish figure.

That's quite a plump snauer.

pinchable

Meaning his ass looks like Granny's from Looney Tunes

Throw yourself in a wood chipper, nephew troll. Disgusting.

He's been a bad boy.

Do you know if your nephew shared his buttocks with other young men exploring their sexuality?

Yes, R15, he shared generously. That's the concern.

Give us an update, Uncle Bottom.

They look maddeningly pert! Turn him over your knees and teach him a lesson by giving him a vicious spanking!

Oh, for corn's sake, just admit you are jealous of your nephew's wasp waist and be done with it.

At breakfast, does your nephew ever ask if you'd like to try his "warm buns," and then smile with a glint in his eye?

R20, yes, he does!

And then he hugs me from behind and subtly grinds his crotch against my buttocks!

I don't know what to do!

Your family photos look a bit too professionally done to be yours. Family reunion, I take it?

And what kind of age difference are you talking about?

Pour gun oil on it and set it ablaze in a roaring grease fire.

R23, you've seen [italic]Full Metal Jacket[/italic] and thus know the difference between a rifle and a gun, right? Have you at least seen the [italic]Family Guy[/italic] parody of it?

Today my nephew tried to squeeze into the new undies I bought him, but his ample buttocks made the undies too damn small. He started to wiggled and squirm fighting to get the undies over his tree like thighs. He fought with it until it was over his thighs. He then pulled the thin material in back up between his fleshy mountains of ass. Next he tried to stuff his balls and cock into the front but it was hopeless. If he got his dick in his balls popped out the leg band and if he got his balls in then his cock popped out the waistband. Finally he had to settle to let his left nut hang out the side. On the other side, the thin band of material was buried deep within his ass mounds almost making them appear to stick out further, as if that were possible.

Should I punish him?

OP, YOU are why we can't have nice things.

Thanks to R25 and his description, I am gonna jump my partner when his ass gets home tonight.

Your nephew needs to share his buttocks...and share, and share!!!

Can we see more pictures of your nephew's obscenely plump buttocks?

I need more evidence to make a proper ASSessment.

There was an incident at the beach yesterday. I told my hunky nephew not to wear the tight speedos but he didn't listen. Every guy was leering at him and making vulgar comments about what they would like to do with his massive buttocks. Some men got behind him and began openly feeling up his mega melons. The rough hands of the strangers were all over his huge cakes. They played with his ass like they owned it and had a right. They started making comments like "It doesn't look real",and "I've never seen a booty jiggle so much." Then one of the men called out, "Let's get him outta that speedo. I wanna see how tight his hole is." Everyone seemed to love this idea and all the men began pulling his thin speedo off. My nephew protested as the tiny speedo was ripped from his body. His huge rump rippled and quivered as they removed the last stitch of clothing from his muscular body. I managed to pull him away to safety just in time. It was a devastating experience.

[quote]I managed to pull him away to safety just in time

hopefully you consoled him and his buttocks in the best way possible

There was an incident at the gym yesterday. His massive buttocks were violated.

Hide him away in your basement.

This didn't happen you horny queens!

Obviously R34 is new here and not familiar with Uncle Bottom.

Op, do you have any more pictures of your nephew's obscenely plump buttocks?

We have to be sure you're not a troll.

Thank you for your cooperation!

He's very camera shy.

I'm sorry to break it to you op, but after seeing his picture at R37, I fear that your nephew might possibly be..... A HOMOSEXUAL!

He's also balding and a bad poet

Tell your nephew that if he doesn't clean up his room, he's going to get a good, hard SPANKING!

Take him to the beach again. Wearing a thong.

The gym is where my hunky nephew gets most of the wrong attention, and I'm very worried. He always struts around the gym in shorts way too small and suggestive. And when he does exercises, he bends slowly or thrusts out his perfectly round booty. And everyone looks at him with lust. In the locker room he's often dressed in a too small white jock which really makes his already protruding ass pop. When he bends over to pull on a sock, his ample bottom sticks way out. Of course the other guys in the gym make multiple excuses to stop and adjust my nephew's jock because the strap "was just not laying right" and they always find an excuse to fondle his plump meaty rump. I'm not sure what to do.

You need to hide him in the attic.

Your nephew will pay for turning on so many men

So my nephew started a new job last week and has already gotten into trouble for breaking the dress rules. His burly boss called him into his office and scolded him for his pants being obscenely tight. He said that my young nephew's dress pants stretched too tight across his over inflated rump. The boss commented on his "perfect butt" being so "full and round and meaty" that it was causing distraction among the other employees. The boss yelled him for wearing pants that are way too tight, saying it was lewd and unseemly the way he "flaunted" his muscular body around the office. I'm worried he'll be fired.

lick him, then stick him

My nephew is stuck in Miami. I hope he is OK with Irma. He said he has had numerous offers of safe places to stay by many local gentlemen, but I'm worried his beautiful full buttocks will be violated during the storm.

Worry not, Uncle Bottom. I believe it was the esteemed late Duchess of Windsor who famously said "You can never be too rich or too plump of butt."

Or something like that.

R47 Funniest comment. I wanna lick your crack deeply from butt to cunt.

He's nervously waiting out the storm.

I think my nephew may have been one of Harvey Weinstein's victims,, He interned for him 2 years ago and ran a lot of "errands" at his home. My young nephew was required to always dress in the skimpiest shorts that barely covered his ample buns. I will examine his buttocks to check for clues, anything I should look for?

R51 Check with your finger to see whether he lubricates his hole before he leaves for work.

OP, I think it's safe to say that your nephew is a GODDAMNED WHORE!

Sometimes this place is like a 1950's pedo convention.

LOL...listen to me...'sometimes'.

Tell him you're goin' to give him a SPANKIN'!

Oh dear, I'm so sick with worry.

I fear that someone has already violated my nephew.

Here's the proof!

.....

You obviously need to get your naughty nephew a chastity belt.

He's back.

I need to taste his buttocks, just to be sure of their plumpness.

Your nephew is looking a little pale. I think I may need to take his temperature.

Unfortunately, I only have a rectal thermometer....

Favorite jeans.

His new pair.