Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

KIDS INCORPORATED

Anyone else remember this cheese from the 80s?

I grew up on this show and wanted to be Gloria (Martika) when I grew up. I also wanted to date Ryan and be besties with Renee. Piss on Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson.

Any other children of the 80s worship this show?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 30October 4, 2019 5:01 AM

Someone needs to make a channel where they only play an assortment of oddball, retro kids and teens programs. Not just the handful of the most mainstream, well known stuff but the obscure and forgotten oddities as well.

I'd love to see Classic MTV play actual episodes of their old shows, like "Loveline". I think people would be interested in being able to tune-in to these things for novelty purposes and general nostalgia. Especially since people might not want to commit to full seasons of things through another service (some of these things aren't even listed as available) but love the idea of being able to watch them at random times and often, only random clips of these things are available online.

by Anonymousreply 1July 9, 2017 4:25 AM

Martika was a hard-looking teenager.

by Anonymousreply 2July 9, 2017 4:36 AM

R2, Drugs...They Will Be Done.

by Anonymousreply 3July 9, 2017 4:40 AM

Moosie was the only one

by Anonymousreply 4July 9, 2017 4:55 AM

This is the beginning of my 30-year crush on Mr. Lopez

by Anonymousreply 5July 9, 2017 9:45 AM

I always thought of this as a 90s show, but then I checked wiki and discovered that it first aired in 1983. Damn,

by Anonymousreply 6July 9, 2017 5:29 PM

What is the premise of this show?

by Anonymousreply 7July 9, 2017 9:34 PM

R7

Kids in a singing group. Thats all I can remember about it.

by Anonymousreply 8July 9, 2017 9:45 PM

Would enjoy seeing 70s ZOOM episodes

by Anonymousreply 9July 9, 2017 9:55 PM

It was just kids covering the Top 40 Hits of the day — and some classic rock.

Thin "kids problems" plots in between the covers.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 10July 9, 2017 10:02 PM

In addition to Mario Lopez, Fergie Ferg got her debut on KIDS, INC.

That's the Black-Eyed Peas, to you.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 11July 9, 2017 10:04 PM

Two other actors I really like who got their starts on this show are Jennifer Love-Hewitt and sexy Eric Balfour:

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 12July 9, 2017 10:05 PM

Ha! I used to watch it back in the day. Kind of like "Glee," but with worse acting and less drama.

by Anonymousreply 13July 9, 2017 10:14 PM

Ryan Lambert was sooo dreamy.

by Anonymousreply 14July 10, 2017 3:57 AM

Could not believe my husband never saw the Monster Squad growing up and just watched it with him. I had a massive crush on Ryan growing up. Andre Gower was always on the C list but grew up very handsome. The MS cast all follow each other on Twitter. Ryan always seemed so macho to me as a kid, cannot imagine him being marketed today. He is almost 50 now.

by Anonymousreply 15August 17, 2018 4:43 AM

If you read CDAN kids incorporated is all but named as a rape factory and according to the blind item was created for no other reason to ritually abuse kids.

by Anonymousreply 16August 17, 2018 4:45 AM

I wish it would get released on DVD but the cost of clearing the music would be astronomical.

by Anonymousreply 17August 17, 2018 5:01 AM

I was another one with a huge Ryan crush. He's still not bad.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 18August 17, 2018 5:08 AM

It's amazing that Martika managed to hit it big with a number one hit only a couple years after leaving Kids Incorporated and then Kids Incorporated ended up doing covers of her songs.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 19August 17, 2018 5:08 AM

I had a huge crush on Ryan too. I had a feeling he was fucking Stacy when they got older on the show, and she has said as much. I think she said he took her virginity.

Poor Martika had obvious issues. I think she was molested or abused and it caused eating issues for her.

by Anonymousreply 20August 17, 2018 6:23 AM

Martika doesn’t look any thinner than any pop idol. She was probably heavier than Ariana Grande. Stacy and Ryan Apparently had a relationship. I really hope CDAN made up The blinds because it is beyond horrific

by Anonymousreply 21August 17, 2018 3:25 PM

I still have the Kids Incorporated LP. Such a terrible show but I loved it.

by Anonymousreply 22August 17, 2018 10:24 PM

I didn’t grow up in the 80’s but found a youtube channel on this as a kid and Martika was the shit!

Too bad as a pop star she never showed any of the magic and stage presence she had as a teen on kids incorporated., was she always drugged?

by Anonymousreply 23August 17, 2018 10:27 PM

The Kid and Jerry from the first season were soo gay and bottoms, even as a kid I could tell..

by Anonymousreply 24August 17, 2018 10:28 PM

Jerry is a total homo and turned out cute

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 25August 17, 2018 10:51 PM

I forgot how hot Ryan was... luckily not too much Fergie in this clip and if I may be wrong, but I think the girl all the way on the right in the blue dress with the pony-tail is Connie, a/k/a Li Sing the little foster child Suzanne didn't want to give up on Designing Women.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 26August 17, 2018 10:59 PM

Martika looks very sickly. She does look like she has an eating disorder.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 27August 17, 2018 11:03 PM

I'm an 80s kid and thought the show was lame. So did all my siblings and friends. We made fun of it.

OP, I bet you also loved Saved by the Bell, Charles in Charge, and that dumb show about the dads and daughters with those silly Olsen twins taking turns in the toddler role (forgot the name), amirite?

by Anonymousreply 28August 17, 2018 11:39 PM

This is my favorite Ryan song. The Kid does look like he's in love with him as they prance around eachother. Martika's career is quite trangic. She knocked Madonna off #1 just a few years after the show ended and then quickly faded into obscurity.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 29October 4, 2019 4:02 AM

Best singer was out gay Rashaad Patterson reportedly the lover of Tevin Campbell.

by Anonymousreply 30October 4, 2019 5:01 AM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!