Shahs of Sunset Season 6 | Season Premier July 16!

But what about the "Diamond Water"!!?

Shervin was boring.

None of them have any money. There the poor man's kardashians.

R2 boring but hot so he's OK.

This show really needs more new people though. I don't get why producers won't cast anyone new. LA has plenty of thirsty Persians who'd love to be on reality tv.

I'm interested in all the weird shit Asa will do during her pregnancy but I don't care about MJ and GG with their fake storylines or Reza being a fat jerk or Mike being a loser

I miss the "Persian Barbie," Lilly Ghalichi.

The *birthday party* she had thrown for herself was hilarious. I think she'd changed her gown, like, seven times during it, in one episode.

[quote]Shervin was boring.

That's the thing...most good-looking men are boring.

OP Shervin is in all the previews I think he's returning

Thanks, R7. I'm currently watching the series marathon on Bravo. It's clear none of these people have real jobs.

Shervin owns a lot of companies he started though. He's got real money he made himself

wow, reza lost weight and the stache.

I liked him better chubby

Reza looks better thin, no stache.

To me Asa is just as freaky as GiGi but she hides it better. I hope her babies will be ok.

Lilly was like a spoiled 13 year old child.

[quote]That's the thing...most good-looking men are boring.

Shervin? Enough.

Shervin hasn't been posting a ton of slutty pics on instagram lately but here's his latest from last month showing his guns

I think it's funny that the Jackson family who tried a reality show after Michael died say that they don't want to film on Shahs for privacy reasons. Makes no sense. Asa is smart for not fucking that relationship up though and now she's set for 18 years

Alright-why the Shervin posts dominating this thread?

I think Asa is living in denial about how good her relationship is with her boyfriend

r17 uh, does Jermaine have any Jackson $$? And I wouldn't doubt if Asa is the only one financially contributing to the baby. Another thing, I can't stand Asa's mom.

Asa is revolting

R20 = It's ASA who is pregnant, not MJ, whose mother is Vida, who continuously and mercilessly berates MJ's love, sweet Tommy. (Who is the best part of this show!)

r20 here. I know Asa is. Again, I doubt Jermaine is contributing to the baby and Asa financially, because it seems like the only reason the relationship works is due to it being on Jermaine's terms. Asa seems to be living in a fantasy world when it comes to Jermaine. I wouldn't doubt it if he fucks around on her and she just chalks it up to being a "modern family"

And MJ's mom is the worst, but Asa's mom is also annoying

Reza straight up reminds me of a manipulative sociopath. And I can't believe he actually married Adam who is the dullest, most basic bitch who looks like he's from Mayberry.

Asa appears to live in a pretty sweet house, more than either she or her family appears to be able to afford on their own. Might it be part of an *arrangement* between Asa and Jermaine? She gives him free reign in the relationship, she gets a sweet place in which to live, while he does as he pleases?

I think I've already answered my own question.

R24, you say that about every gay man. You hate gays.

I don't know where Asa gets her money, but I'm almost certain it's not from the baby's father. None of the Jacksons, except Michael and Janet, has had any real money since the 80s.

Michael's kids may be throwing them scraps with the huge money they're earning from his estate, but the rest of the family have always been a few steps away from a total financial disaster.

I do R26.

Season Premier | Observations:

1. Reza's and Adam's "Honey" exchange: Gag me with a big-fat spoon; 2.) MJ's outfit at Mike's housewarming party: she was sporting a third boob from her upper torso's pushing out of the cutaway; 3.) When Asa announced her pregnancy at same party, Adam practically had to shove MJ toward Asa to congratulate her; and 4.) Asa's makeup at same party: her makeup artist should be fired. The way her highlighter was applied across her cheekbones, nose, and forehead made her look as if she were wearing a sickly yellow-tinted masquerade mask.

It's really hard to believe Shervin is that interested in the plastic Aussie woman

Vida makes for great tv even if she's a terrible person. I love how the producers decided to include the part with her saying Tommy's mother is a whore in Farsi

Wasn't GG's storyline last year how she was trying to clean up her act? Then she called into WWHL last night (MJ and Mike were the guests) and GG sounded wasted again. She was mad that Mike said she had raccoon eyes (the dark circles)

For those of you who missed WWHL, go on youtube check out a clip or 2. MJ was wearing a practically see-through outfit except for her bra and panties covering things underneath. Just disgusting

Asa's storyline is set for next season 2. Next year we'll get to see her be a mother. BTW the part about being unsure about vaccinations...crazy as hell. Hopefully for the child's sake she went through with getting them

that Destiney party planner is on Bravo's "The People's Couch" for those wondering if they'd seen her before. She's Persian and appears on the show with her sister and their dogs. They often argue.

GG is hopeless and probably suffers from some type of mental illness. She thinks everyone is out to get her and that she's constantly under attack. She's a perpetual victim and needs to understand that she's just not that important for anyone to care that much about her.

Shervin is back and still dating his beard. Reza is his usual annoying self. GG seems centered at least for now - she will of course lose it.

I'm throwing a big party for all my DL friends. No cockrails, just this, straight up. It's good for your CHAKRAS.

Oh and btw, the website says that Diamnond Water is "hand-crafted."

Shervin has a stupendous anus

I am guessing he has a stupendous cock too - middle eastern men have lovely thick cocks.

I always thought middle eastern men had pencil dicks? long and skinny? yuc. count me out

[quote]Michael's kids may be throwing them scraps with the huge money they're earning from his estate, but the rest of the family have always been a few steps away from a total financial disaster.

I doubt Michael's kids will give Jermaine anything,. But his mother might. From her allowance. Like always.

Vida kills me. And if I was MJ I'd kill Vida. In her sleep. No wonder MJ is so fucked up.

Reza is the textbook example of a guy who used to be hot, still acts like he is, but knows he's not.

That guy in picture is Reza? what the hell happened?

[quote]That guy in picture is Reza? what the hell happened?

I'd say about 15 years and 60 pounds.

it's weird though. Reza is only early 40s so he shouldn't look this terrible. He's looked terrible for the entire time Shahs has been on too so at least the last 6 years. That would mean even in his mid 30s he looked like shit. For gay guys that's really pathetic, especially single gay guys. He lives in LA too! He's lucky he's on tv or else he would have been single forever

Someone needs to tell MJ that she needs to stop buying clothes that are two sizes too small. It's tiresome watching her shift and tuck in various body parts.

R44 that will never happen because everyone on the show keeps complimenting her. I don't know if they're just being nice or they're serious but it's bizarre.

MJ and Reza's bitch wife whining about wanting a baby is disturbing. I wouldn't trust either of them with a puppy. The anal bleaching was pretty graphic. I could have done without seeing a strip of wax shoved between MJ's fat cheeks. I hope they both wiped properly prior to the bleaching but I doubt it.

MJ and Reza. No one wanted to see their asses.

Now Shervin's ass I want to see

R31 Thank you. I was wondering why she looked and sounded familiar to me.

I miss The People's Couch

Reza has lost weight post this season but yeah - his 40's hit him hard.

i saw vida working at the century city bloomingdale's counter last year, hunny

Reza bitch makes no sense to me. if you marry a hairy man like that that behaves like a woman why not just get a woman

Someone asked Asa if she was gonna eat her baby's placenta. I gagged, and the BF looked at me and said "What's wrong with Polenta?"

When Reza said no one goes near his asshole I totally believed him. Would you?

MJ is such a jealous hater. I don't find Tommy remotely attractive either but he's probably the best she can get at this point

R51. I think Vida lives in a condo close to me they are high rise ex apartments turned into condos. (l live north , north of sunset in a house btw) the condos are on doheny. joey heatherton lives there. Sandra dee used to live there. they used to house hookers and strange types or wanna be fabulous realtors. but now they have gotten pricey. its just below the sunset blvd

On WWHL, MJ said she owns 4 condos in the building she lives in.

Even if that's true, she probably sucks out every dollar of equity as soon as she can. On one of the first seasons, some web sleuth claimed city records show she had only sold a few properties previous few years.

Isn't it interesting that MJ is the type of person who freaks out over the little stuff yet at her dad's bedside she was calm, positive and loving. I know lots of people like MJ. It was sweet. GG looks great. She must be eating. Shervin and his Aussie model gf don't look right together. I dunno. Seems more like some sort of arrangement for the camera. Reza and Adam turn me off completely. What a couple of little selfish bitches. I like Asa. She doesn't give a fuck what any of them think.

Reza was tolerable in the first few seasons . The little twat boyfriend never was. I see the boyfriend around town, just like that little twat who is part of Erik BHHW glam squad. with a beard . both are the biggest women. they are more woman than real women and someone needs to remind them they are "fillers" not even main characters on a reality show. their attitude tells me they think they are main stars on the remake of gone with the wind........wake up

Shervin looked so hot in his bathing suit. Great chest! Mike needs a reality check though. He seems to think his body is as appealing as Shervin's when in reality Mike is mostly fat with a bit of muscle.

Shervin needs a speedo, Mike needs a wetsuit.

I would eat Shervins hairy hole

R56 how does Joey Heatherton look? Is she still anorexic and the cocaine addict?

Joey heatherton is a mess. she looks alot like diane canon

Thanks for answering about Joey. She was so such a cute girl but she got knocked around a lot I guess. I googled what Lance Rentzel looks like know. I will try to post pic. He ain't pretty

Lance at 75 I think

I am still in shock of those early pics of Reza. He must of lived a wild life in the fast lane. Because after a long night of drinking you don't wake up the next day and eat an apple or bowl of oatmeal. You eat greasy unhealthy food to feed that hangover. Looks like he lived on a fast food diet for a long period of time. Too bad he was very good looking. Now he's just a cartoon.

The homophobia is some of these posts is blockable.

Not that Adam is a prize but I wonder why any mildly attractive guy would want to be with Reza. He's repulsive both looks and personality

R69. Adam is with Reza because of the "glamorous life" lol, to adam , Reza is a catch , a prize. did you see adams family? he is right out of deliverance

Didn't Adam have a good job working on TV shows like Glee?

What is Adam's family like? I can't find anything about them. Did they make an appearance on the show? Says they don't get along and he hasn't talked to them since 2003.

[quote] I don't know where Asa gets her money, but I'm almost certain it's not from the baby's father. None of the Jacksons, except Michael and Janet, has had any real money since the 80s. Michael's kids may be throwing them scraps with the huge money they're earning from his estate, but the rest of the family have always been a few steps away from a total financial disaster.

Its odd that you claim to know so much about the Jackson family and their finances but you obviously don't know that Jermaine Jackson Jr. is Berry Gordy's grandson. I'm pretty sure that he's doesn't need scraps. Its also odd that Marlon Jackson some how managed to invest in and become part owner of a black television network in the late 1990's with no money.

R71 Adam comes from a true middle American family in Oklahoma. His parents were on a couple episodes either last season or the season before that. This was when they met Reza for the first time since the 2 were talking about marriage. Adam's dad hates that he's gay but he at least on camera he seemed to be more comfortable towards the end of the visit.

Reza is very dramatic but when it comes to the ppl he loves he's there for them for the most part

Reza is a two faced cunt. He turned on Lily Galichi, he turned on Gigi, he turned on MJ - then cries on the reunion about Gigi lying about him getting a blow job in the steam room at the gym.

Reza has mommy and daddy issues and is unstable. He'll end up living in a retirement home with Mike.

The fact of the matter is that this cast LOVES to eat.

I always get hungry watching this show, because they're always surrounded by good food.

I guess it's part of Persian culture to just go all out when it comes to parties, so whether it's a night out on the town, a gathering at home, or a full blown party, these people always put out a nice spread.

I appreciate that about their culture, but I can also see why they can really put on weight so quickly.

GG is the only thin one and Shervin is the only muscular one. The other 4 are fat

GG is a drug addict. That's why she's thin and went to rehab.

Shervin works out more than any of the others.

Shervin fucks his fat off

R75 He turned on Mike at one point, too. Asa is basically the only one he has never really gone after. Wonder if her time is coming with him.

R81 yes it was in part because he was mad that Mike defended that gay Persian Sasha Salehi. I'll never forget how homophobic and jealous Reza acted towards him. Reza never had to explain at the reunion that season why he was so mean to Sasha. During the season he said shit like he thought Sasha was an embarrassment to Persian gays (despite Reza lusting after WeHo white gays who styled themselves like Sasha) and Reza seemed to imply his childhood was tougher. That made no sense as Sasha grew up a gay boy in Iran and only moved to the US during college. Reza was fortunate to grow up in the US so coming out was easier. From there, Reza insulted Mike's work ethic and called him a failure.

Did anyone not notice GG's lezmobile?? Every time that girl opens her mouth a flannel shirt pops out. She would be so much happier if she would just come out.

Shervn appears to be the only one making money as well- all the fatties live in shitty condos and 400 sq foot "houses"

I miss this fun bunch on "People's Couch."

Reza and Shervin will be the guests on WWHL this Sunday.

I mix Asa and MJ up. They look identical to me. How can you guys tell them apart?

R87- The more fortunate one has Sweet Tommy!

MJ is the one whose mother is a miserable, batshit crazy bitch with peroxided hair.

That should make it very easy to tell them apart.

R83, Yes! Also, Mike's French Bulldog screams he's either hiding a new girlfriend or he's is gay. (For the most part, French Bulldogs are pretty status accessories.)

I sez the cute Frenchie belongs to Mikey's new babe. Whatever the case may be, good for him.

Lord.

Yes every male on reality tv is GAY GAY GAY. R90. there happy now?

Tommy looks like he enjoys sniffing his own farts

MJ is that fat one with giant tits who dresses in too tight clothes and no one tells her she looks ridiculous. Asa is the fat one in caftans.

I'm thinking about purchasing one of Asa's caftans to wear next summer. It's good to go 'commando' to air out one's nether regions after their being in a hot oven for hours on end.

Reza get more obnoxious every season, cannot stand him anymore, Mike got fat, MJ got fatter

Yes straight men love it when women with good figures wear tight clothing. Most of them do not want to see someone like MJ spilling out of her clothes though. I don't get why they keep lying to her and saying she looks "hot"

The turquoise cut-out dress Asa wore at her photography exhibit: she looked absolutely gorgeous in it. She owned it, celebrating her curves and all.

I like Asa's mother.

Asa is opening a boutique? I mean is her stuff that popular?

Janice Dickinson? wtf lol how the hell is on this show

and I see Destiney is the new "friend" this season, getting invited on the trip by producers

R100 - Apparently, "The People's Couch" has been cancelled. She needs a new Bravo gig.

(I'm bummed; I've really enjoyed The Couch series, especially the guy who looks like a bird.)

The episode was pretty dull except for crazy Janice Dickenson and the chick from People's Couch who is clearly going to be at least a 'friend of the Shah's' this season. Reza and Shervin were on WWHL and Reza looks amazing. Lost 40 lbs and shaved off the stache. You can actually see his cheekbones. Who knew he had cheekbones? Interesting that they showed Shervin photos of a bunch of bravo reality skanks and asked him who he would date. He wasn't all that interested in any of them but turned down the three African Americans (Sheree, Porscha and LaLa). Of course people had to call in and ask WOULD HE EVER DATE A BLACK WOMAN BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SEEM INTERESTED. Seriously, fuck this racist shit. It's not like he was salivating over Ramona and Sonja and gagged when he saw Sheree. For the record, he said all three were too old.

Reza looks better glad he got rid of that hideous stache but he needs to drop another 30 pounds.

Shervin's beard and man bun look really dumb. I can't believe he said Bethenny Frankel is pretty but didn't seem interested in Porsha Williams. He did say yes to Gizelle Bryant although with hesitation. He clearly just likes white women. I don't think we've seen him with even a Persian girl.

that halloween party was dumb as fuck. I can see how people would be offended on both sides.

Ummmm, LaLa is very obviously white, R102

Of course, Andy only had Shervyn rate the hotness of Bravolebrities. Imagine if he'd shown pics of his besties like SJP and Ripa only to have Shervyn give them the thumbs down. Poor Lil Andy wouldn't be able to show his face in The Hamptons!

Shervin's big, broad, beefy chest on WWHL almost makes me want to tune in to this stupid show. But then Reza opens his mouth and flaps his arms and I remember why I need to keep away from this show.

MJ what a FUCKING mess she is. 44 years old, smoking and drinking a ton, overweight and she thinks she can get pregnant in a month? Plus who does spin the bottle when your s/o isn't there?

Asa is living in denial about her relationship with that Jackson guy. He's been playing her and stringing her along for over 20 years. "Modern Family" my ass, more like: Delusional Doormat!

Nice to see the Tel Aviv natives partying with the Shahs cast.

See? Everybody CAN get along.

Israel looks kind of fun to visit. I wouldn't mind taking a trip there, although next week there seems to be some drama. I'm curious to see what it's about.

I think Ass knows who & what she's dealing with. She doesn't expect more xh & she's aint getting much. After all those years she wanted a baby. MJ is the is the one in denial. Not about having a baby but her alcohol problem

I think Asa and Shervin are the sanest people on the show. Asa just seems like a happy person and I can see her raising a family (even on her own). Shervin is hot and a player and I wish I got a gay vibe from him but I don't :(. I'm assuming he has a successful career and is enjoying life. The rest are a bitter bunch of losers. GG was on WWHL and said she eventually married the guy she's dating on the show and filed for divorce after 2 months. She'll never change. A mess for life.

It's frightening how people talk about having a baby like they're talking about buying a new car. I wouldn't trust most of these folks with a cat much less a child. What's going to happen when they get bored with the baby and eachother and move on? All of them seem emotionally and financially unstable.

R97 Many straight guys like that big tittied chubby look. MJ is exotic and beautiful but she could have tons of guys if she lost a ton of weight and kept that rack.

[quote] Shervin is hot and a player and I wish I got a gay vibe from him but I don't

Funny you mention this.

Watch the portion of this episode where the cast got detained in Israel.

Shervin got released before Mike, Reza, and GG, and right after Shervin walked out, Reza said something pretty crude. He remarked that "everyone one the plane thought he was a h*** " in regards to Shervin.

I sat there and tried to think wtf Reza said. Did he call him a hoe or something? And then I realized that Reza said ho-mo.

I was like what the fuck? Did Reza just say that? What a fucking asshole.

But on top of that, he was implying that everyone on the plane thought Shervin was gay, and I couldn't figure out why.

It was a very bizarre thing for Reza to say.

So sick of Reza, don't see what his husband sees in him, he could do so much better

Reza is an embarrassment to gays. Never forget how he treated that other gay Persian Sasha a few seasons ago. Then he got mad when Mike defended Sasha. Reza is filled with self-hate and projects it on others, much like MJ and GG

[quote] Reza said something pretty crude. He remarked that "everyone one the plane thought he was a h*** " in regards to Shervin.

Interesting that BRAVO found his comments offensive enough to block out what Reza said with a h***.

Even BRAVO knows better than to repeat something that obnoxious. Worse yet, it was said by a gay man.

Reza really is a disgusting pig.

Reza is the type who thinks everyone is gay. He's probably a DataLounger.

Shervin Huff Post feature with pics. LOL @ the one with the black boots and his arms folded

he is really hot though

Shervin makes me wish speedos would make a comeback

Shervin looks like a hairy beast! Damn, that ass must be MUSKY.

Reza is so jealous of Shervin. Sherv is richer, better looking, and has a much better body.

No wonder Miss Reza hates him.

Reza is jealous of Shervyn's physical gifts and financial wealth. Mystery solved.

and Shervin's a bit younger

Everyone is FAT!!!

Mike and Reza really ruined the trip to Akko (Acre). They definitely have issues with Muslims they do not know which is weird since everyone else in the cast is a Muslim. Akko is a peaceful mixed town.

Is this thread just two people talking to each other?

God , Reza is just such a pig, cannot stand him and his tears anymore. Mike and Asa and Shervin are the only ones worth watching

GG also made an ignorant comment about The Western Wall.

Asa is nuts and a fraud but she seems to be the only totally open cast member. She respects people of all backgrounds and cultures.

Shervin and MJ are a bit ignorant but GG, Mike and Reza are really bad.

It is hard to watch the show. The woman are nuts Asa and VIGor foolish and pathetic, MJ. Reza and Shervin seem more intelligent and together, sorry if I got the names wrong.

I know Asa isn't manic like the other ladies are but she is still kind of weird, IMO.

Asa acting like she's the first ever pregnant woman in existence, is rage inducing. And her delusional belief that her and the baby daddy are a "modern family" is vomit inducing.

Asa is just another desperate, dumb doormat.

I have to admit MJ looks way younger than 44.

Can you imagine MJ pregnant? Is there any room left for a baby?

All of them appear to be emotionally stunted 14-year-old morons; and that assessment is generosity at its height. Except for Shervin, whom they see as an anomaly to ridicule.

Asa is a fucking nutjob.

Don't forget Sherwin's stupendous anus!

who knew MJ has a lipstick line?

I can't at Asa and MJ fighting with the Dead Sea in the background.

MJ must be fuming that Asa is in a stable relationship, pregnant and while she secretly froze some embryos, she didn't need to use them. Mike is a dumbass. While it's often less common and harder, women at 40 can naturally get pregnant.

MJ is such an evil bitch. She's fully aware GG is in a relationship (a lovely infatuation, in our terms); yet she does everything she can to distract GG from it by yanking on any barfly within arm's reach to sabotage her.

I thought Persians in LA are supposed to be an incredibly vile lot to deal with?

omg reza is a weepy bitch....

R140, no need for the word, "weepy."

Why was MJ putting a towel around her neck when she was in the bathroom crying about her dad?

why did cameramen show Reza in just his undies and a t shirt? (eew)

I cannot even begin to imagine the smells from MJ's ass folds.

My favorite burn of the episode was after MJ said Asa is not open about most of her life, Asa said she's open about things that MJ is not, like age and weight. Hilarious and petty

I loved how Mike asked, "are we gonna go to a gay bar now??"

Haha, I would love to go to a gay bar with Mike and Shervin.

They seem the type that would get very touchy and open to making out or more, once they've had a few. And I want to be there when it happens. Especially since Mike keeps bragging about the size of his DOOL. I want to see it for myself.

Does anyone else think that GG's boyfriend/husband Shalom is kind of cute? I know that he's not conventionally handsome, but I like his looks. He's kind of sexy.

I think it was last year - or the year before - Reza and Adam were somewhere with Servin and Mike and company all in a pool and Shervin was shaking it in swimsuit and nothing else and I thought Adam was going to rape him right there. Shervin did not seem to mind the male attention. I think Reza thinks he is hotter than he actually is. He dated Bob the trainer from the biggest loser - but I am guessing Bob liked moneymen or had a coke habit at the time.

Shalom is "sinister sexy" I can easily picture him and GG knife fighting

Here's how Shervin looked in his 20s. He's not as toned now but definitely still hot in his mid 30s

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Wow @ R148.

Shervin's a fucking wet dream.

I wish he would just let his body hair be natural. That would be so fucking hot!

I would do so many things to Shervin non stop

Shervin in that wig!

Swevin Shervin...he's a ho...

Shervin needs to poison all of these people, including that nasty woman's nasty mother, before starting his gay porn career.

Ok - I'm getting sick of seeing all the cross-over former Bravo personalities on this show. That new Persian friend was on the Bravo ripoff of Gogglebox with her sister - where they just filmed people watching TV and reacting - and I fucking loved that show.

The ho that Shervin slept with was on another Bravo show with her husband - something like The First Year or something like that. The gay guy comforting the ho was on the same show with his husband as another couple storyline.

Thirsty.

How do i get inside Shervin?

LOL @ folks thinking Shervin is hetero

I definitely believe Shervin is having sex even when Analise (fuck kinda name is that) is away in Australia. I don't think it's with that Tara chick though

Shervin is a major closet case! Will he finally come out of the closet this season?

[quote]The ho that Shervin slept with was on another Bravo show with her husband - something like The First Year or something like that. The gay guy comforting the ho was on the same show with his husband as another couple storyline.

I know. I caught that, but I don't mind it.

[quote] I definitely believe Shervin is having sex even when Analise (fuck kinda name is that) is away in Australia. I don't think it's with that Tara chick though

I believe he slept w/her. Tara is no joke. She cheats left and right, and she told her rich and controlling husband that she cheated. That is major, because he was her meal ticket.

Everyone in LA knows Shervin is gay. He is major steam room/gym slut! I assume that's how Reza first meet Shervin.

R162 I thought Shervin met Reza and Asa last of the bunch? I think he knew GG, MJ and Mike first.

If Reza knew that these guys were gay he wouldn't shut up about it.

Good point, R164. I only had doubts that Shervin was gay when he was quick to confess to sleeping with Tara, when he was adamant he didn't.

Wasn't the Lily girl & the blond gay hunk with her on another reality show? Smells like a made up story line to cover for Shervin's wild gay sex life!

[quote]I only had doubts that Shervin was gay when he was quick to confess to sleeping with Tara, when he was adamant he didn't.

I mean to say that I was on the fence with Shevin being gay, but then he was so quick to confess to sleeping w/Tara after he was adamant that he didn't I guess he realized that made him look straight.

R166) They were on another Bravo reality, and it is fishy. However, Tara stands to lose a lot of money, since her husband won't give her a dime.

Shervin is a big queen gay homo. The dialogue & plot for these shows are not real, theplots are made up by the shows writers.

Check out Shervin's tribute instagram post to his beloved dog named Rubah. She lived to be 17 and just died the other day. He has a lot of pics.

Shervin's dog is proof enough for me that he is a huge homosexual.

With the way you guys carry on about Shervin you'd think he was actually hot (instead of the Iranian version of Eddie Munster). It seems that the only hot men in the Middle East are Saudi Arabians, Lebanese, and Israelis.

go get your lovely Asa-designed kaftan! The one below is only $200!!

She's making a mint off of those kaftans, but I wouldn't pay $200 bucks for them.

Shevrin is a steroid infused closet case and boring!

Where can you buy Asa caftans? Does Shevrin or Risa come with caftan?

But did MJ get pregnant? Because I did not believe she could actually get pregnant...without serious help.

How old is MJ? She must be in her 40s? I would think she needs medical assistance to get pregnant?

They all need mental health & alcoholics intervention treatments.

Shameful on so many levels!

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Will Shervin come out of the closet and let the world know he is gay this season?

I enjoy the MJ vs. Asa fights

Asa always wins!

I will say that is weird if Asa was either going through the fertility procedures at the time she was talking to MJ about it and not telling her. Why ask MJ all those questions but not reveal herself? We know MJ can be a liar but Reza confirmed what Asa did

[quote]With the way you guys carry on about Shervin you'd think he was actually hot (instead of the Iranian version of Eddie Munster).

To me Mike is hotter.

Mike is fat

I think Shervin's hot

All of the men have the same Barney Rubble body. And Shervin's shoes are way too big for him.

Barney Rubble type is right, not much separates Shervin/Mike from Jersey gymbros. The only guy I found hot was GGs ex from years ago, Omid, with the big nose. He was tall, lanky build and scandalized the shahs by finger banging GG under a table. Somewhat shocked Bob Harper dated Reza because he seems like he'd never socialize with people who love to eat as much as Reza and Company do. Adam does look like a younger Bob and has the same Southern farm boy appeal I guess.

Omid was a hottie, hung huge and gay beard for deranged GG!

Reza was much thinner when he dated Bob Harper. I don't think Shervyn in gay, I think he would fuck anything, girl or guy but would never "be" gay.

Shervin looks more like a bottom to me, who would love to get plowed by a gang blond Anglo twinks!

MJ is the Persian Beth Chapman. Same face, same body type, same horrid style!

Is that Shervin's new girlfriend (beard)?

For one brief shining moment, Reza was really hot.

Wait, that was Reza in what lifetime? Seriously, that is a crazy turn of events.

Dear lord, can you just imagine what kind of children these two would reproduce??

Between Omid's witch nose, and GG's old lady mouth, those poor kids would be monsters!

I do have to say though, his nose aside, I think that Omid is really hot.

R195 that was either late 90s or early 2000s. By the time this show started 6 years ago, Reza was obese with a horrible stache

he always had that nauseating voice though

r198 when he cries that voice, that pitch is the worst sound! so bad!

When did having children become the new accessory of spoiled gay men & their fag hags?

Is the father of Asa's child Michael Jackson's white son?

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Are they married?

R203 No.

I would let Omid IMPALE me!

GG's parents seem pretty nice. Her mother is prettier than either GG or her sister. GG and her sister are embarrassments. They're both mid 30s and cannot be in the same room without fighting? Yes I know a lot of reality tv is amplified for the cameras, but it's obvious they fight a lot in real life. Their mother was holding her head in shame and frustration. It's hilarious when Vida is at an event but is not causing the drama.

Shervin is hot. He looked great in black in this episode.

Omg when did mike become the mature voice of reason on the show? I love this Mike!

Reza why are you letting Asa manipulate you and making you question your friendship with MJ - for shame!

I SO dislike asa. She is a horrible person.

oh please Mike is just sounding reasonable because he's talking about other people's problems. He's still a whore himself but trying to appear a "changed man". If he really wanted to settle down, he wouldn't have cheated on his wife of less than 1 year.

R208 ...and lied about it for months. Like the rest of them, he's a hypocrite.

LOL @ Shervin in this episode.

MJ seems psychotic. I mean not just "oh that's cute she's a lil crazy" I mean full on Psycho.

well Tommy is right. They both smoke, are very fat, drink a lot and clearly don't have their finances in order. Tommy looked pregnant in that shirt btw omg

She's in is so gay! Especially when he was talking about all the "chicks" he was banging. 🙄

I think Destiney was supposed to be a regular but she's so fucking boring they probably edited most of her shit out and made her a 'friend of the Shahs' before the season started. MJ is seriously the most self centered Bravo-lebrity ever.

yeah Destiney appears in the dining room table promo shot of the whole cast. I still say for next season they need to add 2 more full timers. I've gotten bored with most of the cast by this point. There are so many other thirsty for fame Persians in LA they could add.

Destiney is horrible! I hate asa but this weeks show sucked with out her sanctimonious bitching and purity all channeling. MJ needs to lose 25 lbs and go get pregnant on her own. Tommy will be a terrible father - but she knows that just not ready to admit it. GGwhy is she in a play? In NYC?

Just 25? you're being kind

MJ always looks unclean

Mj needs to lose about 75 pounds, she ate a whole fucking bag of pitas then said "lets go get something to eat"

R219 - yes - a 'salad' - she really wanted a salad after 4 pitas. LOL - she eats whatever she wants - and that's fine - but girl, don't pretend.

Finally they're showing Asa for what a delusional and crafty woman she is. You know why she doesn't get married? So she can still collect alimony from her ex-husband. AND she can get child support from her current ex. She's not stupid - I'll give her that. But she's the shadiest bitch on the show.

Spare me all the harmony and love and art projects and diamond water and miracle pregnancies. Fuck that.

WOW r220 I had no idea she was getting alimony! That's how she is funded.

Who is Asa's ex?

R220 wow I never knew Asa was married before. Who is he? I guess this was revealed first season? I started season 2

I'm not certain - but she used to be with this guy. How else does this woman who doesn't work (has she ever had a career?) afford a house with a pool in Venice and $100,000 new mercedes.

Damn, R224... he's hot.

Well, maybe - but he developed synthetic ecstasy from ephedrine. I'm sure it did a number on a lot of kids. THAT's where she got her money and her start. I don't have proof that they were married - but that's how she got that house at least.

Asa's a bullshit artist - and must have some tight legal arrangement because NOBODY talks about her life. They all know, but they don't say a fucking word.

Props to Mercedes for calling her out - she's gagged herself from talking about Asa, so I can see why she's pissed off.

GG is doing the same 'off broadway play' SonJA Morgan did. It only plays 2 or 3 performances a week and it's hardly a big deal. But if those bitches got their fucking equity cards when most real actors can't well that just blows. Oh and Kendra Wilkinson is doing the same play in Vegas.

lmao @ the producers showing shots of MJ stuffing her face with Chinese food during GG and Shalom's fight. This was all after she wrote on her wall she was going to lose weight...

Omg I can't believe shalom came BACK - a better no asa episode. Mike is CHUNK

That whole fight seemed forced and unnatural - and it WAS. Cuz then he proposed. Who does that?

I loved the Rabbi!

I can't stand Reza stan-ship for Judaism. Can we say too much?

reunion trailer...looks interesting but they really need more new people. Reza has lost weight and looks better without the stupid stache but he's still fat.

Very tacky queens!

I would still like to sniff Shervin's no-no

Shervin was on WWHL with GG he was wearing skin tight camo pants and a white t-shirt. thee was almost no buldge. Someone must have told him because when they came back from commercial he had pulled down his shirt over his crotch and put his hand in front of it.

Shervin's use of steroids has shrunk his penis & balls :(

I know I wasn't the only one who laughed last week when Asa was saying her baby will be the coolest mix because Jermaine is Black and she's "Sumerian"

I shudder to imagine Asa as a mom.

Something tells me Asa's mom will be heavily involved in raising the child. Better luck this time.

AUNTIE LATOYA!!! -- lol..I nearly peed.

lmao so MJ said she was in Beverly Hills high school acting class with Monica Lewinsky and EriK Menendez!!!!

and that fight between Reza and Adam was the dumbest I've ever seen. For them to both through out the idea of breaking up was laughable and embarrassing for gays

Are Reza & Adam getting a divorce?

Excuse you that is Auntie DETECTIVE Latoya!

anyone see WWHL? Clearly Reza is threatened by Shervin being on the show. He really went after him for seemingly no reason

as if Reza isn't a phony?

On Andy's show, Reza seemed very pleased with his extremely limited diet. All he eats is baked chicken, steamed broccoli, and a few other things every single day. Absolutely no variation.

If he was being truthful then he is in for a HUGE! CRASH! I hope he didn't burn all of his fat clothes and I hope the weight re-gain doesn't make him suicidal.

Reza has lost a significant amount but he's still fat. His attitude is even worse

Asa lived with the herbal ecstacy guy (Shaahin Cheyene) and must have been given the house by him when they split up, He made tens of millions from peddling ephedra as herbal ecstasy. The FDA banned ephedra in 2004, and Shaahin has moved on, and is peddling other supplements. He has written some books on improving brain function - one of the books featured him as "Dr. Shaahin" - even though he has no graduate degrees. He sounds like a con man, and that would have been a good match for "diamond water" Asa.

Did Asa have her little bastard yet?

Gigi stands out but the two fat women blur together. I can never tell them apart.

Shervin is someone I have no problem remembering! Yum!

[quote] Gigi stands out but the two fat women blur together. I can never tell them apart

Who, MJ and Reza?

My favorite part of the finale was when Mike walked past Adam who said "Mike let's take a picture!" and Mike said, "Shut up, Adam."

That was hilarious.

it was hilarious but it was rude for Mike to take his anger out on Adam when really he was mad at GG and Reza. Adam is such a wimp he just let it go though

Mike did go out of his way to say nice things about Adam on Andy's show.

Andy was pissed Reza said that shit about Shervin on WWHL and not at the reunion lol

If Mike wanted it, Adam would have his legs in the air in a flash!

I can tell.

Lol Reza lost weight the way everyone on Hwood loses weight fast - speed. and LOL his outfit. It was fucking ridiculous. Instead of the clip of him saying bitch all the time they should have strung together all the times he cried like a bitch...

Oh and Reza hate Shervyn because Shervyn fucks guys and Reza cannot say it because Shervyn would beat the living shit outta him.

I noticed in the finale that GG and Shalom had their marriage annulled.

Those people are so frigging ugly.

R260 - In the reunion trailer, AC asks GG and her ex about the highly-coveted "Green Card."

FF the entire cast.

Shervin fucks guys & girls!

In the finale mike looks stunned when gg told him that Jessica had sent a note to mike's mom asking for her to help them get back together. I wish they would get back together. Reza and Adams fight was laughable. mJs apartment looked fantastic OTT but so much better.

Asa looked like a whale rolling around in her bed. Destinee didn't even have lines during the show..

I think Jessica is much better off without Mike. She did a lot for him, converting her religion and learning about Persian language/food yet he still cheated on her. He's an asshole and doesn't deserve her.

Shervin likes guys who pretend they're girls. #trannychaser

Did they even bother inviting Destiney to the reunion?

Destiny got 5 minutes of airtime lol

Wow @ Shervin now saying they always had an open relationship and Annalise is fine with it, then having Annalise talk on his ipad to the group lmao he looked hot though

Asa was trading blows with MJ and Mike haha. All 3 are fucking liars but are good to call each other out.

GG was pretty sane so far

Vida is hilarious but such a bitch

Vida eviscerated Asa so MJ it's cool your mom DOES love you just in a weird twisted way!

Mike went out swinging at GG - I didn't know about the green card scenario with shalom - it explains so much.

I love how Andy made sure to clarify that neither asa nor her bastard child has ever intermingled with Janet Jackson's baby. That was cold :)

Shelving is GAY and covering it up with this dumb open but committed exclusive relationship bs. That's why MJ stepped away. Such fake drama.

Shervin NOT shelving but maybe shelving is a better name

I had to turn it off when they started screaming about Jews vs Muslims. Do people find that entertaining?

It was a topic this season though. It first arose a couple years ago when they went to Turkey and Mike/Reza were uncomfortable. This time they didn't seem to understand why GG and Shervin were a bit uncomfortable. Really, the only ones who didn't make insensitive comments towards either side during the trip were Asa, MJ and Destiney.

It was funny how Mike didn't respond when Asa correctly called him out for cheating on Jessica after she went through the hassle of converting to his religion and learning about Persian culture/food. Really all of these people lie about their own shit.

MJ has certainly had work done to her face. It was hilarious when she was talking about body shaming since GG correctly said MJ is always posting half naked pics of herself online

Is it popular in Tehran?

Was "Diamond Water" the beverage of choice at "Reunion 1"?

I hope that phoney Asa gets the boot & is thrown off the show!

Add Peggy and Diko to this show.

Shervin having Annalise skype via his ipad was probably the most hilarious moment of part I. I'm sure he got dragged for that last night on social media

Shervin is still hot but is he getting fat?

I dont think Peggy and Dick are good fits for this show nor the OC Housewives. Maybe... Wife Swap

Annalise just wanted to break into the biz somehow in America - do they get their SAG cards for being on the show? I think they do - that would explain a LOT.

I always get fat Tommy and Chris O'Donnell confused

R283 Chris O'Donnell should sue for slander.

[quote] Shelving is GAY and covering it up with this dumb open but committed exclusive relationship bs. That's why MJ stepped away. Such fake drama.

At first, I didn't think one way or the other, but then I saw how he crossed his legs on the coach at the reunion. It was like a flashback to Men on Film with Daymon Wayons.

[quote]Add Peggy and Diko to this show.

Hell no! They are boring as fuck!

R280) I agree. Shervin is fatty Mc Fat.

Okay, I means to say, couch -- not coach.

I totally want Tommy’s cock in my mouth. I bet its thick and hairy

Shervin with a sassy instagram reply to Reza calling him out on WWHL last week:

Sherwin is gay, someone should tell him.

MJ should never have a baby, she is nuts. Could someone tell these people that yes, they are fat. MJ is fat and it is not sexy. Asa is fat, someone should tell her. So she has Jermains baby? I figured he had a wife.

Riza needs his mustache doesn't he?

They are all fat because all they do is constantly EAT!!

Will Shervin finally come out of the closet on the Reunion Show?

Is Shervin Andy Cohen's fuck buddy?

Was Asa fired from next season?

I dont think I can watch anymore, they are all so vile

OK the GG/Shalom relationship is so staged and weird. I don't like it as a storyline.

Shervin was almost mute for the rest of the reunion after the embarrassing ipad Annalise moment

You KNOW MJ was pissed when Adam said he's closest to Asa

GG with her fake tits spilling out of her ugly dress. So fucking tacky.

So I bet next season MJ and Asa will be trying to make amends. MJ will then go crazy if GG ends up pregnant before she does

Watching the rerun of this season's Reunion Part 2: as the High Schooler's are reassembling after the first recess break, Asa is drinking bottled water; but it ain't "Diamond Water"!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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