Left Eye to Spot Gay Guys

except his left eye is higher than his right, gurl.

I think you mean the right eye - which is on your left.

They do.

R1 no, Gurl! His left eye is lower. His head is slightly cocked to the right.

OP, you always refer to the side of the body of the patient, not your side.

R2, you are HORRIBLE!

What about bi guys??

R2 that's his right eye. Why did you post this straight man's picture on here?

Yep.

R6 that's not real, so their left is lower because they're gay.

R8 Right Eye, Straight Guy

Are there not pictures of a sissy with a dotted left eye?

Here ya go R11.

Dataloungers don't seem to get that the left side of the picture is the right eye.

Let's use this new way to profile gays so we can line them up and execute them!

Who cares R13. Fuck off.

[quote]Dataloungers don't seem to get that the left side of the picture is the right eye.

You're right.

Can you post more pics examples please

What's they're left-handed homosexualists, OP, hmmm?

Forest Whitaker is gay?

I'be noticed that extroverts tend to have a bigger/lower right eye, and introverts tend to have bigger/lower left eye. Maybe for gay men it's the opposite, though...?

Surprise, surprise, surprise!

"That's just simpleminded ignorance, and I don't play that."

OP, you're being glib.

Woke up one mornin' and my left eye was different, and some of you might say that it was "gay".

If you have an eye injury, do you turn gay? Where's the research on that?

I've heard theories that Bill's ladies man reputation was manufactured, and that he and Hillary were beards for each other.

Also heard the same thing about JFK...

JFK with longtime gay best friend Lem Billings:

Set off Milo again..... Poor thing.

Lem even had his own bedroom at the White House.

McBongo

Leo:

"Bachelor warrior" Gen. James Mattis:

Hmm...

????

Conservative host Steven Crowder:

Special Adviser to the President:

Lol @ R35. I have to admit that I was too distracted by the shirt to even notice his perfect sized eyes.

Kushner does have gay face but he also is quite introverted from what I've read...

Lower/smaller left is feminine, lower/smaller right is masculine. See example here of pussyhound Michael Douglas.

Better thread title would of been 'Left Eye for the Gay Guy'

Leo is interesting lower left, smaller right=Bi?

Yeah, about that theory...

R44 Plastic Surgery needs to be taken into account

The right would be markedly higher up regardless though.

R45 WELL, then we need to leave out 90% of people in Hollywood?

Are there any gay rumours about Clint?

Oscar Wilde

Did we ever get this left-eye, right-eye thing straightened out?

Celebrities tend to be narcissistic as fuck, so they are generally aware of asymmetries in their own faces. If a person knows that their right eye sits higher on their face than the left, they'll tend to tilt their head to the right to sort of compensate and balance things out. Hence photos like the one of Tom Cruise, Wilde etc.

Shannen Doherty does the opposite, which only exaggerates how uneven her eyes are:

Daniel Day Lewis has a higher left eye, but he is extremely introverted too... I think he's in the closet.

DL's favorite psychopathic race car driver, Tony Stewart, has asymmetrical facial features----including a "lazy" left eye. Stewart is also left handed.

????

What if the smaller eye is caused by too much botox?

The right eye (your left) is usually very slightly smaller and lower on everyone.

I'll add that this is true for both men and women.

R15, lost in his world of stupidity. Probably proud of it too.

Droopy eye, op.

It's true, doctor op. I think you're hypothesis is onto something.

I used to think that uncut guys had heavy-lidded eyes.

Bump

So to explain... when you take a picture the direction is reversed and your left eye is on the right side of the picture. Got it, Dumbasses?

Left eye, right eye,

Take a look around,

Everybody's headed

For a hole in the ground.

If this eye thing is true I mast be the biggest bull dyke on the planet.

R67 yes, lower left eye FAG. Lower right eye DYKE. Glad you can tell directions unlike many DL'ers.

Eye spy, with my lazy left eye.

Eye, eye, eye! What is EYE?!

Bi..

So is it the same rule for lesbians? Or do they have lazy right eyes?

My right eye slightly droops. But I'm left handed.

Someone with better skills do this for Cooper. Bet one side has gay face while the other doesn’t.

Shannon here clearly has a butch lesbian side and a feeble waif battling inside her. Explains much for this 90210 type of hoe, no?

Here. This piece of shit has the most fucked up eyes on the planet.

Lazy lower left=gay/feminine

Lazy lower right=Dyke/Masculine

It has to do with the level of the eye more than laziness

Pete is family.

What a TREMENDOUS waste of time, OP.

There’s even a gay movie about it:

LAZY EYE 2016)

R32 damn he has become so unattractive.

Uh oh. What does OP’s theory say about this guy?

I’m not sure we want him.

R81 that’s his right eye

This thread really uncovers how stupid some Dataloungers are, that they can’t tell which one is the left eye in a photo.

[quote] This thread really uncovers how stupid some Dataloungers are, that they think we believe OP’s drivel and we aren’t posting joke pictures.

Fixed that.

Look at the piece of Cuban shit who owns this thread.

Has the sweet retard baby in OP’s pic spent all his money on spaceman stuff?

Hope his mother found an accountant.

Never noticed lower left eye, but I notice a certain nose shape, or at least a certain nose profile, ALL. THE. TIME. I don't have it but it's weird how many gay guys do.

R88 example please

Mmmm ...

R33 Gen Mattis' right eye looks smaller, lazier than his left. So have we decided if it's the person's left or MY left looking at them (their right)? Neither eye looks different in most of these pictures, that's why Mattis' really jumps out.

R91 the person’s left

R91 OK then Mattis' right eye is lower, smaller than his left in R33. So he's NOT gay?? Now I'm heartbroken. I've been crushing on the General since the early 2000s!! Always thought I had a chance after he retired...

R93 no, I see the left as lower in that picture. The right could possibly be the same size or slightly smaller but the left is definitely lower.

R94 Are you looking at HIS left or your left? I look at that picture and I see his eye is heavy-lidded and smaller on MY left as I look at him. BUT I want to believe you because it means I have a chance!! Also, there was a thread about hand size equaling penis size and it included a picture of the General's big hands and very long fingers...He is so yummy. I'd love to suck on those earlobes! I know, I know. It's sick.

His left. Like when YOU LOOK at the picture it is on the RIGHT of THE PICTURE.

R96 I'm lovin' this conversation! In R 33, HIS left actually looks bigger than his right. But like I said, I'm believing what you're saying because I want to! For all of you trying to help me, Thank you! This has to be like trying to explain left from right to a child...

Pathetic.

We can't be done with this thread! More 'lower left eye' pix, please!!

Why the fuck are you obsessed with being able to identify gay people on site? Killer much?