Cum

Yep. I am.

yes, cum is king. love seeing it land on a hairy chest or go str8 into the mouth of the guy shooting it.

Disappointed by weak cum shots though.

It tastes weird. It has a strong taste.

Yeah...ah...well good luck with the rest of your life.

A huge cummer can scramble my fucking brain. I think it's because I grew watching Peter North.

Yes. Cum is very much the foundation for the pursuit of life, liberty, and happiness. We can all live without food, shelter, and clothing as long as there is cum on some trick's chest.

Not really, OP. Other than the random thought sometimes that every man you see is walking around with a little blob of it tucked away in their bodies just ready to be called forth at any given time.

Nothing hotter in a hot man than their cum.

Ew. Not a fan of cum.

Cum is hot

As long as it's the juicy kind of cum. I hate the Elmer's glue-looking shit. Get that the fuck away from me.

I feel sorry for the Dribble Guys and for Lumpy Spunk Dudes.

And those that shoot that weird, improperly mixed jizz, with the clear and white components not completely mixed together.

R2 I love guys who eat their own jizz

My long-term partner (and now husband) used to sit between my legs and give me a happy ending. He could often make me shoot high on the wall behind me above the headboard. Fun times.

My cum isn't a beautiful pristine white color. It never has been, even as a teen. My doctor says it's normal for color to vary from white to off white to yellowish. He said as long as it's not accompanied by odor, pain, burning, swelling, inflammation around the glans, or testicle pain it's nothing to worry about.

Fuck him. I want beautiful pearly cum.

What you eat can effect the flavor and smell of your cum. Maybe there's certain things to eat that will make it whiter.

Yeah, try drinking Clorox!

I want a cum load in my mouth right now.

I've noticed some guys in porn shoot slightly pink loads. Is that just a colour correction issue or do they have some sort of microbleeding going on in their prostate/balls?

I love cum, and there is nothing better in porn than a really handsome, strong man with a face full of cum.

I went for a follow-up visit to a Mexican trick living in a Sunset Park basement apartment and for the SECOND time he pulled out to cum in a paper towel. I tried to grab him to swing his ejaculating penis into my mouth but to no avail.

Well after I cleaned up I left and IMMEDIATELY blocked him on Grindr. He did not even have a big penis which made the decision all the easier. I mean who does not want to cum into a horny guy's mouth blowing you? I mean can you imagine?

r21 He was being ridiculous for sure. Maybe that would make it "too homo" for him?

Interesting r22. I think you are right. He never wanted to do anything else, which I did not mind because I LOVE giving blow jobs.

Not really, OP. It's just cock pleghm..

Cock phlegm? That sounds like a great nickname for Trump

I don't like eating it but my favourite thing was for a guy to shoot his load on my cock and balls and put our cocks together and make me cum using cum lube.

I love sukking out pre cum. I make my papis hold off as long as they can while I feast. That has a sweeter taste than the nut.

Docking and shoiting loads at da same time is bomb. Sticky lust!

Yuck.

It tastes gross, but is somehow the best taste in the world at the same time

LMAO! R25

Nope

I’m a dominant top. I couldn’t care any less about semen. But I’m a big pre-cummer and guys tend to like that when giving me head. And I shoot nice loads too so that’s a plus. But as for me, it’s just a mess that needs to be cleaned up. Like dirty dishes after a meal.

I LOVE a guy who precums a lot. Can go down on that forever

I once had a guy fuck me as I was on top. As I was cumming, he took my cock in his mouth and drank it all.

That wonderful feeling of being fucked and sucked by the same man has never been replicated for me.

I ate my cum today. Rare for me. I prefer cummy kissing. But I couldn't find my cumrag. Tasted good.

This thread is making me HORNY!!!

I'll INSIST on eating it even if guy would rather cum on me or something

R27, are you a squirrel?

I only like the cum of if its from a hot guy that I am really into otherwise Imagining some fat slob like Trump's cum ewww gross nasty!

Is that thing about eating pineapple to make it taste better true? asking for a friend...

For what psychological reason do some guys love cum, and the taste, and then others hate it.

It's not like it's a food.

I'm indifferent.

You're all whores.

I basically clicked on this thread for the sole intention of saying that.

I love cum straight from the font.

Once it touches anything, including skin, I’m no longer interested.

Yuck. No. I always looked away. And I once threw up in an adult book store when I had been drinking (I was a kid) because of all the cum shots coming at me from all directions.

Grosses me out, sorry. I much prefer the kissing and touching part of it all.

How many glory holes were carved in your booth, R45?

Looks like tapioca; tastes like heaven.

Love the pre cum as im sucking a nice hard cock. And yea, I'll swallow that load, I earned it!

I LOVE SUCKING COCK just as much as the next slut, but if you're over 40, I don't like swallowing your cum from your rusty pipes.

R33 LOL, "dominant top", my ass. Prissy lady is who you are.

[quote] because of all the cum shots coming at me from all directions.

Fucking HOT!!

[quote]How many glory holes were carved in your booth, [R45]?

R46, some adult bookstores offer much more than just buddy booths. They have common screening rooms with seats, or rooms where you pay a flat rate and can pretty much leave doors open or fuck around in the aisles, or he could have been in the bathroom with five other guys (he was drunk after all), etc.

Thanks for the info, R52. I look forward to your coffee table book on ABS.

Sorry to disappoint, all, but the cum coming at me from all angles was on the MAGAZINE COVERS all around me everywhere I looked. No real penises shooting off. I was only 16 or so so just as well.

Yes I love cum. I love swallowing, having it in me, having it on my face my ass etc. There is never enough cum.

Damn, so this wasn't you r54?

Nope. I have never tasted cum, not even my own. That's how gross I find it. Right up there with snot. (I promise I am not as sexphobic as I sound; it's just the idea of male gamete anywhere but on a towel cleaning it up was never my thing. I am one of those guys who actually would rent porn and then dub the lead-ups down to another tape, cutting the actual sex scenes. I found the hustling and looks and touching over the clothes, all the lead up, so fucking hot, much more than the random fucking. Especially my favorite kid in "Young and the Hung 2", the one that looked like C. Thomas Howell and got stabbed to death later in life by a lover. Christopher Lance, I think, was his name.

"I was only 16 or so so just as well."

Wait - that is illegal - why didn't those immigrant guys running the place stop you or ask for ID?

Not back then. There was a very different time where nobody cared about this stuff. I and a friend saw "Deep Throat" at a theatre on my 16th birthday. No need for fake IDs.

Drinking underage was far easier then too. I suppose it's progress that it all got tougher but I'm glad it waited. I had a lot of fun.

Cumdiddlyumptious

Cum is great, it's like the award for doing a good job.

Cum is magical. It is the only edible, nutritious excretion a man makes. Because it has his entire genetic history rolled up into his seminal fluid, an ejaculation is a snack from a man's ancestors. It is transcendentally delicious.

And while I have not known pineapple to work, because ejaculata has soluble fats, the oils in cinnamon will flavor the tasty load. Cinnabon for breakfast, sin-a-cum for dinner...

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Yes, for a few years when I was very young the sight of it coming out made me peak as well. Still my favourite moment, of course.

Where are all the Fraus and Lesbians on this thread?

I precum a lot. Like, endless if I’m being stimulated. I love an oral bottom into precum because they go nuts sucking on my dick. I usually shoot big loads, too. I once shot over 15 times in one (very intense) orgasm. The last few sputters actually hurt. When I was younger and masturbated a lot, I had to concentrate just before coming, to angle my dick so that I wouldn’t spray the wall above the bed. They say a guy usually produces about a teaspoon of ejaculate on average; I’ve never measured one of my loads but one of these days I will. Seems a lot more than a teaspoon to me.

Doctor's orders

Say there's only one thing for me

Nothing he can do cause

Only you can cure me

Says in my condition

Love's the best physician

He's prescribed a potion

Full of WARM emotion

Every day,

A loving spoonful to be taken,

It's the only thing

That keeps this empty heart of mine from breaking

We once had a thread on songs about cum

Always thought that band - 10CC - was supposedly named after the average amount of ejaculate men produce per orgasm. When young I’d always thought it was a reference to the specifications of an engine or something. After a (woman) friend told me the real significance - o began to like them more. Cheeky, naughty lads!

Mine is orange and smells like KFC extra crispy.

I really only like Black cum

Arbitrarily googled "black cum" and here's the very first image I got