Patrick Wilson shows off his Aquaman body

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He's always been hot.

Aquaman?!?!?!

Where will it end???? Boogerman? Lint Man? Toe Jam Man???

I thought Jason Momoa was Aquaman.

Patrick Wilson is in Aquaman, but he is not playing Aquaman.

Duh.

Dull as ditchwater and dumb as dirt

Meh.

Just like everything else Patrick Wilson related.

Patrick Wilson is attractive, but i just don't understand how it's possible for someone to be that bland.

Patrick Wilson has already turned the corner, looks wise.

He's in buff daddy territory already.

He needs shorter tighter shorts. Those look like swimming trunks.

Totally believable as the brief lover of Lens Dunham's character on Girls.

Damn, Daddy

ISHC.

He should be Aquaman because he's making me wet.

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[Quote] Where will it end???? Boogerman? Lint Man? Toe Jam Man???

I'd watch a Lint Man movie lol

UNNNNNNNNNNH.. I would like him to sit on my face.

How gross to wear a toupee when running. The amount of maintenance and time he must spend on that is depressing. Just do what Jon Hamm does and wear a baseball cap.

what does Jon Hamm do?

Nobody here is calling him fat?? I am shocked. No 6 pack. Low definition between delt and bicep....flabby arms in general. Fat around the belly button.

I loved him in Angels in America. Is this still the only dick shot from him?

Need cock shots but his ass if fine art, lickable.

Steroids

He's gorgeous and even more so in person.

It's not a toupee, it's transplants. He used to be much more balding before he hit it big.

Re: his dick. He was in Full Monty on Bway and has talked about a technical error where they all drop trou bu the lights didn't go off so at least one night's audience got to see his peen live and up close. someone on DL Must've been there that night! :) SPILL! Cut/uncut? grower/shower??

No, I know him. It's a toupee.

Yeah, I was wondering where all that hair came from, R25.

[quote] No, I know him. It's a toupee.

Reallky??? It's a great one then cuz it looks like he still has some receding in the front. Also sometimes in some movies he still has a bald spot in back.

He never got transplants? Have you seen his san diego theatre days photos?

Also, if he you know him, tell us about the dick.

[quote] Yeah, I was wondering where all that hair came from, [R25].

He had basically that amount of hair since he's been in hollywood. Pre-hollywood (san diego theatre) not so much

He's always been stocky. And he's on the short side.

Who is he playing in Aquaman if Jason Momoa is laying the title role?

[quote]He's always been stocky. And he's on the short side.

seen him in person. he's well over 6 feet.

His is on the decline.

[quote]seen him in person. he's well over 6 feet.

I was sitting down when I saw him (in a movie theater, he and his wife sat in front of me, and honestly, he seemed 5'8" at the most.

[quote]Who is he playing in Aquaman if Jason Momoa is laying the title role?

"Wilson has been cast in Aquaman as the mighty Atlantean's brother Orm Marius - or Ocean Master, as he's better known to generations of DC Comics fans. Unlike his half-Atlantean and half-human brother Aquaman, Orm's fully human heritage was always a source of shame and led him to betray the family countless times. Basically, he's the Loki to Aquaman's seafaring Thor."

He should be stamped "Grade A, USDA choice daddy stud".

Way to make someone seem totally unfuckable, R35, calling him "daddy." Take your father issues and shove them up your ass.

And take your moronic ageist attitudes and shove them up your ass R36, you incredible shitstain. You sound like some crazed sissy who's too mentally unstable to be allowed out on his own.

Hot. Looks great for 43.

He's a sexy

Aqua man, Aqua man

Does whatever an Aqua can?

He is blond and blandly beautiful, just my type.

I confuse him with Chris Pratt. They look very alike to me.

[quote]He is blond and blandly beautiful, just my type.

In which Universe is he blonde?

If we got more than three FFs a day, I'd give one to R42. Chris Pratt is a POS.

[quote]Way to make someone seem totally unfuckable, [R35], calling him "daddy." Take your father issues and shove them up your ass.

[quote]And take your moronic ageist attitudes and shove them up your ass [R36], you incredible shitstain. You sound like some crazed sissy who's too mentally unstable to be allowed out on his own.

This is why I love Datalounge, only here could a discussion about Patrick Wilson's tits descend into this.

Seriously, R45. Has a "shitstain" ever been "incredible"?

There's something android/Uncanny Valley about him.

Him in Mormon underwear was part of my sexual awakening.

He does not wear a toupee, r24 is correct.

I want his butt babies

The last thing I saw Wilson in was "Bone Tomahawk" (he was good; bonus points for a sex scene), but even if he personally drove me to the theatre, bought me a ticket and a tub of popcorn, you could not make me see Aquaman. These superhero movies cannot go away soon enough.

hot!

Should be hot but agree with others: how can anyone be so bland? Even his name?

He came to life a little bit in "Young Adult" at least. Or maybe Charlize helped.

[quote]He came to life a little bit in "Young Adult" at least. Or maybe Charlize helped.

He was a deadbeat in that. It was all about her.

He should look great for 43, R38. He is an actor with plenty of time and resources to look great at that age.

At least he smiled in "Young Adult". Most of the time he just looks vaguely annoyed.

He doesn't look like Chris Pratt. He looks like Will Arnett.

He looks like both of them.

Super hot . Always seemed a little plastic to me or like something was off , but I wouldn't kick him out of bed . The shocking fact about Mr Wilson is that he's loaded and a very savvy business man outside of acting . I just found this interesting factoid out . Makes him more attractive to me , as I think he's very intelligent.

"Dull as ditchwater and dumb as dirt "

It's DISH water. Look who's dumb, R6?

That would be you.

You are dumb.

Am I clear?

Just want to make sure.

You; the dumb one.

The original phrase is "Dull as ditchwater"

I don't find him -escent of either, R57 R58, but at least a comparison to Arnett is not insulting.

You have no idea what you're talking about R49. I've known him since college. It's a toupee, and he's embarrassed about it but knows he wouldn't have a career without it. He's too bald for transplants.

Those who know him....... info the dick please!

r63-Honey, I've seen his scalp close up and personal. You obviously don't know how hair grafts work- they harvest from the lower back of the head, and you'll see a horizontal scar (which can be colored in) there.

Nipping out at CinemaCon today

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He's not that impressive lookswise in person.

His tits and toupee are better than Affleck's. Can he be Batman?