Joe Jonas And His Band DNCE

A Joe Jonas thread? How original!

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Look how much bigger Nick is than his big brother, Kevin. He's a beast!

Um, Nick is closer to the camera in your photo, R3

Totally in agreement with you OP. Joe is the standout in that family. He's got the best looks, voice and overall charisma. Joe is fine as fuck.

It should be illegal to call that music.

I always read that band name as Dunce... must be part-time dyslexic.

Their father & grandfather celebrating Fathers Day.

Joe came out with a solo album and it flopped, he doesn't have the charisma to be solo. He was smart enough to get a band with some personality, and it works out much better. Too many artists are trying to be solo acts when oftentimes a band is the best way to go. Zayn should try it and maybe then he could tour.

The drummer in his band, Jack Lawless, is an otter.

FYI for DL's otter fans.

Come on, this song is fun.

No one likes Kevin!! I heard Danielle wore a baby pillow and she is Beard City.

[quote]Come on, this song is easy to make fun of.

Fixed.

R12 It's both!!!!

What's an otter R10 ?

Skinny young guy with a lot of body hair, r14.

Discussion of them on DL usually elicits a "They's my favorites." comment.

Nick was the best singer before his voice changed. What you'll notice is, all of them have a very limited vocal range, which I why all their songs sounded like they were in the key of C all the time. Falsetto doesn't count. Honestly, their voices are less than an octave range, which is really bad.

I suspect they use voice tuners, because the odd times they did voices-only sounded hideous. They try hiding that by singing softer (weak) so the tone isn't heard as questionably in key.

Joe did best with his Disney training for performances. He gives a great stage presence, and he is the only one of them that is photogenic. I know that part because I met them once. I suspect they wear lifts in their shoes a lot for their formal wear especially.

WTH voted for Frankie? He doesn't do anything musical.

Frankie voted for Frankie.

I want Cole Whittle of the band DNCE, I hate the hair cut, I hate the shaved eyebrow, I hate the tattoos, I hate the rings and the two watches, his strange clothes and his weird behavior, but I still find him sexy as fuck.

None of them can sing legitimately without auto tune. It always looked like they weren't plugged in with the instruments either. All these years they could've had lessons, nada, they never bothered. I think Joe has the best auto tune, and he's the best animated onstage to make you feel like you got some moneys' worth of stage entertainment.

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Cole is a nice looking guy when he isn't in his Cole Whittle get up with unfortunate hair-do.

Hope his tattoos are temporaries.

I don't think they are r22

Kevin can't sing worth shit. Joe can barely carry a tune, probably autotuned. Nick can at least sing on key. Does Frankie even sing? None of them are all that good. Joe is the hottest looking of the brothers.

Nick passed Joe in the hottie dept a few years back.