Paul Rudd

Still has an enormous fivehead.

This was good. 9 years ago.

He's an ordinary looking dude but he does look young for his age. Cute.

He looks great but he's also buggy in the Billy vid. Maybe the middle age healthy dad bod HELPS his face stay cute. He is NOT slim.

pudgy (buggy?)

Loved Role Models (he was at the peak of his pudgy state then). I even loved him in that Jen movie where he played a NYC gay.

What's his secret?

He's rich and gets paid to look good on camera.

I think it is a combination of good genes and lack of ambition. He has very little stress (he certainly doesn't go looking for it.) He seems to be happy being just a relatively successful actor. He doesn't need the largest car or house. He is known to be easy to work with. Basically does what he is told, isn't trying to rewrite the script or take over the direction.

Nice

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I hated that movie. Sometimes plain, bland guys like him age well. He looks like a Pizz Hut manager from New Hampshire.

Many of us do not find him "ordinary looking."

[quote]He looks like a Pizz Hut manager from New Hampshire.

He looks more like a Baskin Robbins scooper from San Francisco.

I should be so ordinary looking.

Would love to bury my cock between his cheeks.

I've ended up loving every movie he's in. Nothing pretentious, just enjoyable, solid work.

He's going to be in Duncan Jones' new movie "Mute," with Alexander Skarsgard.

I've always thought he was hot as hell and he still looks great.

Paul Rudd did so well In Ant Man and achieved a new status in Hollywood. Yet he has had no new movies out since that time. What happened?

He was in the Cival War movie.

Always found him the very definition of Not A Star,. That movie poster that showed him sitting on a toilet pretty much summed up my feelings for him. One that will actually keep me AWAY from a movie theatre.

Probably has a nice, moist, slightly hairy anus

That photo at R7 is a Photoshopped fantasy. Rudd moves between pudginess and approaching-skinny, but he's never had a real body to speak of. He is hairy, but he's never had real body definition.

More significantly, he's quite SHORT, even for an actor. NYC is full of passing anecdotes about encountering a "short, rude, aggressive Paul Rudd" at Starbucks. Or wherever.

Like so many other NYC men, Rudd is borderline handsome, but ridiculously short, and manifests a classic Napoleon complex of behaviors to compensate.

I believe R23 and those Starbucks stories. He always just reeked of being a Douche somehow. The type who would sit around and make fun of "The Room" over and over in multiple screenings.

He is borderline handsome which helps out tremendously, because you never notice a slip in the looks.

If you're hot as hell in your youth like Mel Gibson, you have nowhere to go but down.

Tommy Wiseau checking in at R24.

I have never once heard that he could be a dick. Wow.

Also have never encountered him in person here in New York despite living here the past decade.

Never knew he was short, either.

I will disagree with the OP, though. He doesn't look younger now. He definitely looks like he's aging slightly. But he's still incredibly handsome. That "nude" picture posted upthread with the bedsheet between his legs, is a fucking DREAM. His eyes, and that thing he's doing with his mouth? That is my gay fantasy.

Can we PLEASE hear more about how he used to bisexual way back in the day?

Long before "The Room" became well known (and Franco made a movie about it), I remember reading about Paul Rudd having screening parties or going to them and I remember thinking, "Yeah, that sounds like something Paul Rudd would do. Sit around making fun of a bad movie he is superior to in his mind." I don't know why, he just always bugged the shit out of me -- maybe because I didn't even like him much in "Clueless". (Whoever cast those romantic lead males was on crack anyway. All the cute guys out there and we get these two?)

Consensus elsewhere on the Internet is that he's lying about being 5'10", and he's actually 5'8".

5'9" is average height for a man in the U.S. So, R23 is exaggerating. He isn't goddamn Danny DeVito.

I am sorry, R27 (hold onto your fantasies, dude....) but if you've never heard stories about him being a smug dick,

I've never heard a WORD about bi- or gay- activity. He is cute but schlubby 48-year-old dude from Jersey who made good.

"made good" aka "got lucky" to meet Apatow and those guys.

He's still gorgeous

Thank you, R33. That is so hot.

Come ON, someone else has got to know something about his bi/gay days. This was when he was very young, like in college or just after, and he was an aspiring actor.

He's a good guy. His family moved to Kansas City when he was a kid, he comes back for various charity benefits every year. I think his parents are from England. His mom still lives here.

He playec a good gay bf on Hapy endings.

R34, then you'll probably like this as well.

boyish

A quick Google search shows that at 5'10" he is hardly "ridiculously short" -- maybe those relating passing anecdotal encounters with a "short, rude, aggressive Paul Rudd at Starbucks. Or wherever" are mistaken?

is that hunty Gomez standing next to him?

I don't think Paul is 100% straight.

Well if he is too schlubby, fat and ordinary for y'all, I'll be happy to take him. He makes me release eggs.

He pings. Straight guys don't pose with plastic dicks in their mouths and they don't kiss other dudes, even for a laugh. Period.

Actors do, R43, especially in the Age of Enlightenment we're living in.

[quote]That photo at [R7] is a Photoshopped fantasy. Rudd moves between pudginess and approaching-skinny, but he's never had a real body to speak of. He is hairy, but he's never had real body definition. -- More significantly, he's quite SHORT, even for an actor. NYC is full of passing anecdotes about encountering a "short, rude, aggressive Paul Rudd" at Starbucks. Or wherever. -- Like so many other NYC men, Rudd is borderline handsome, but ridiculously short, and manifests a classic Napoleon complex of behaviors to compensate.

The photo is from Ant-Man. I seriously doubt the studio gave him digital abs. Sure, anything is possible, but it's not that hard for a skinny guy to get a six pack. I'm sure starring in your own Marvel movie is incentive enough for anyone to do a little gym time. And it's not like he suddenly turned into Chris Hemsworth. He's still a skinny guy but now with some definition you can easily get in a few months.

"Borderline handsome"? For fuck's sake, are you seriously trying to claim Rudd is not handsome? He's always been gorgeous.

I have a hard time believing Rudd's a jerk just because you claim so. It sounds like you hate him for whatever reason and are just trying to start nasty rumors about him. Sure, he could be an asshole, since many actors are vain narcissists, but I have a hard time taking anything you say too seriously.

Rudd is shorter and less hot than Ed Burns, but similar, and has a much better career than Ed Burns.

I believe Paul Rudd created the sexy goofball image. You know, the "I'd totally do the guy, because he makes me laugh and he's kind of sexy that way".

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[quote]Rudd moves between pudginess and approaching-skinny, but he's never had a real body to speak of.

Speak for yourself, you bitter jealous queen. I think his body is tremendous, and even the sexy semi hairy tongue-in-cheek pose at r9 (which can get me hard) shows some abs. Thank you r 45 for proving snide bitch r23 wrong.

I'll take him fit or pudgy. Still hot.

[quote]This is what passes for in shape?

It passes for hot (a subjective term) in my book. And no one so far has said anything about "in shape." Just plain handsome, hot, sexy, charming, etc ... which has much more to do with than a washboard stomach.

[quote]Like so many other NYC men, Rudd is borderline handsome, but ridiculously short, and manifests a classic Napoleon complex of behaviors to compensate.

See...this is weird. You don’t like him? FINE. But this armchair diagnosis, while you're scarfing down Cheetos and pushing cats away from your keyboard, makes you sound unstable.

[quote]This is what passes for in shape?

Yes. In the real world--where people are not obsessed with generic, steroided, porn stars who “OD” in their early 20s--that IS an in shape person.

OP has drain brammage. You most specifically said "slimmer".

[quote]See...this is weird. You don’t like him? FINE. But this armchair diagnosis, while you're scarfing down Cheetos and pushing cats away from your keyboard, makes you sound unstable.

LOL!

Who the hell thinks he had NOT had plastic surgery?

An early career nose job and chin build-up has definitely helped decreased the "Jew" and increased the Jew-sexyness.

[quote]and pushing cats away from your keyboard,

Another big LOL!!

You're reaching, r52.

Slimmer =/= in shape.

You can certainly have a scenario in which you have shed pounds but are still not in shape. You're the one with a hole in the head.

Surprised that none of you bitches have called out OP on his self-conscious overuse of the word "dude".

[quote] He pings. Straight guys don't pose with plastic dicks in their mouths and they don't kiss other dudes, even for a laugh. Period.

What a ridiculous statement. Some men in the acting profession are completely comfortable with their own masculinity, have worked with gays or have known gays well enough to see homosexuality as just another thing nature has provided for humanity, and have no problem being very mischievous and cheeky if it will entertain people.

Paul Rudd is perfection IMO. He's that gorgeous straight guy next door who is friendly with everyone, straight or gay, and doesn't care who knows it.

And you don't even have to be an actor to be that kind of guy. I have several straight friends that will engage in such behavior simply for laughs.

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Oh dear lord OP give it a rest. Are you the same poster as the indefatigable Rob Lowe stan?

Most people do not share your belief that Paul Rudd is an adonis meriting such MARY! accolade and adoration.

you'd think r63 has research to back up his "most people" assertion.

I don't know what most people think (there is one way to find out and we will) , but no one here is touting him an adonis, either. That is actually and precisely the point of the people in this thread who actually like him (are you even reading the posts?). They are saying that despite the fact that he doesn't have a perfect gym body or model height/face, he has multiple endearing or attractive qualities that make him hot.

Is r63 the same guy who thinks slimmer is a synonym of "in shape?" He now thinks that finding someone an imperfect everyman who's hot is the same as worshipping him as an Adonis (that alone gives away your age too - my mentor queens of the seventies were the ones who used the terms "Adonis", "Marlboro Man", and "hunk" to refer to physically exemplary specimens).

r63, stop pushing your agenda with misquotes and misstatements. Or use your questionable "talents" to go work for Donald Trump's campaign.

Paul used to be bi back in the day (and by that I mean at least until 2010), rumour had it that he is a good kisser and more into oral than anal.

r66 pulled that out of his ass.

100% of the queens posting to this thread are UGLY.

Then that obviously included you r68. However you type too common to be a queen. You are more like a scullery maid.

eat shit , r69, you ugly queen.

You're all cunts.

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Paul Rudd is homophobic. He likes to improvise gay jokes like "I know you're gay because..."

R48 He's as convincing with that football as any Sean Cody model.

I like his five head ... and his beard.

Paul appears to be a homosexual.

Discuss

Average looking guy. He reminds me of young Dustin Hoffman. Narrow shoulders, wide hips, flabby ass. Not a bad face, the nose job helps, good hair. About 5'7.

Super sexy

I think there's more to taste than we generally acknowledge. I believe all of you who say he's average looking, even though to me, he is incredibly handsome, hot, what have you. But he is a classic version of My Type, a red hot New Jersey Jewboy. When I look at blonds and blacks, they all look "average" to me, i.e., they resemble each other, and none is particularly distinctive to me, let alone attractive. But with guys who have dark hair, I am able to perceive endless variety. It's not a racist thing, just a taste thing, a type thing.

more playful kissing

Why are there 2 simultaneous threads about Paul Rudd recently - does he have a new movie coming out or smthg?

Anyway, in his younger days he was a cutie-pie. Disarming smile, puppy-eyes look. Just wanted to pinch his cheeks... or slap him around the bedroom!

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Ant-Man was 2015, he's done plenty since then, R19.

Oh please, Rudd doing bad fake kissing with another man and drinking from a penis is hardly progressive. That whole Apatow tribe treats gay as one big joke as opposed to their masculinity. That same old nerd shit. See "This is the End" for all the "Franco needs a penis in his mouth" jokes and who will rape who and who will be the group's bitch, blah blah blah.

It all has the subtext of "No way in hell would ANY of us fuck another dude" and who cares since save for Franco (and, for me, Jay Burachel), they are all ugly pigs especially Rogen, Robinson and Hill.

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P.S. Do not ask for my autograph in public.

[Quote] P.S. Do not ask for my autograph in public.

Why???

He is a Jew, so he'll look like George Burns did soon.

R66, you are correct.

I don't think he is 5'11". I am 5' 11.75" (6' on a really good day) and I had to bend slightly to kiss him.

Not quite sure about the "jerk at Starbucks comments". When I knew him, he was somewhat shy. I could see him coming off as a jerk to cover for his shyness. On the other hand, when I met him again recently, I was surprised how much he had changed. He has really adopted the video game playing, frat boy persona. This was not they guy I knew in NYC.

His movies suck and they have the most unsubtle titles ever - it's like no one is even trying to be inventive here.

He's the Cute Jewish Boy who turned into the Hot Dad.

As OP mentioned, he looks amazing for 48

He got super cut for AntMan because, as noted upthread, it is his job to look good and if any of us worked out with trainers/nutritionists for three months straight, we'd see results too. But quite likely he was not allowed to go to dinner with friends, drink or have any sort of normal life for those three months.

I'd do him in a heartbeat.

See, I knew R88 would come through.

Rudd and a slew of other celebs were visiting sick children in the hospital on Friday. He looked so incredibly cute talking, smiling with the kids. Sigh...

And made sure cameras were there,. no doubt.

His best line in a movie: "I'll take your iPad or your iPod or your iMac and I'll shove them up your fucking iCunt." God, so vulgar.

[quote]His movies suck and they have the most unsubtle titles ever

Well, how dare he! That does it. I now hate him. Because movie titles are 100% the actor's fault.

He's fantastically cute. Much more so than the roided up vein-y super freaks with inflatable backsides that feature so often.

[r10] I'm being tickled with a feather

A few anecdotes:

He has an odd body shape, always has. Small shoulders and very wide middle. Not going to say where I worked with him but it's true, and I'd say he's pushing 5´9" (just, I'm 6') Just look at him in Object of My Affection, he was squatty. He deprived himself in Ant-Man to minimise that middle and worked up the upper body, but he didn't sustain it.

He's definitely got a frat boy attitude and the homophobic tasteless jokes go with it. Most of his 21st century career is Apatow driven for that reason. The SNL gay jokes are him to a tee. He's not very deep and limited as an actor, that's my read anyway.

He is cruisy and flirty with guys though. Especially after he had a drink or two. Not pleasant. I caught him more than once checking guys out at work. He asked me to show him my abs and made jokes about his own body, would flash his stomach, etc. Then I had a weird encounter with him to this day I still don't know what it was. We were in Chelsea (This was fall of 2000 or 2001, I don't remember). It had been months since I worked with him, and ran into him. He had been drinking. He was alone. My boyfriend was meeting me and came up to greet me and kissed me in front of Paul (just a quick kiss on the mouth) and before I could introduce him to Paul, Paul made alternating jokes about it being "really gay" and not needing to see it, laughing, saying he was kidding, then not kidding it was really gay, back and forth. Then he started saying he was good kisser and my boyfriend and I should make out, it'd be hot and he could give us pointers. My boyfriend asked him if he was asking for a kiss and he said no no no you guys just do it. It was like one of those things where someone who was half drunk half knew he had stepped in it or was just being an ass like trying to make a spectacle out of us or that he really wanted to see it. Then later on he got very handsy, apologizing, put his hand on my back, rubbing my back, then stroking the back of my neck, "you guys are really cute together", "your boyfriend's hot", blah blah blah. Creepy. Then he left. Never saw him or ran into him again.

The vibe I got was that he jerks off to a lot of gay porn and would be the kind of guy who would let himself get blown or fucked if he was really drunk, but is one of these emotionally inept "straight men" that's more than bi curious but whether he would ever act on it is anyone's guess. I've never heard of him being bi.

Thank you for that story, R98!! I knew someone would come through with some real gossip. Your tale has an unmistakable ring of truth, and goes along with the bi rumors mentioned upthread (reiterated by the guy who knew him when he was very young and "not straight" and remarked at how odd it was that he's turned into a video game playing frat dad).

I actually got a full erection, R98.

R99, it was interesting to me to read R98's comments. Mostly we agree. He is correct about his body. It happens to be thing; so, no complaint's.

"Not very deep" may be subjective. He was doing Shakespeare (yeah, that play). He certainly knew the material well enough to talk about it intelligently. He was politically aware. He had a political poster in his apartment window, though I cannot remember which one . There were books in his apartment and he seemed fairly well read. I wonder if it is a case of losing brain cells in LA. I have to admit that when I met him again, there was no there there. It kind of surprised me. It wasn't a long conversation; so, I could not get beneath the surface. On the other hand, I have known a few people with whom I was great friends, but got involved with Wall Street and turned into American Psycho type assholes. Perhaps it is just that one's personality is still malleable in one's 20s.

He is indeed very good with his mouth both above the neck and below the waist, and he gives/gave as good as he receives. I don't want to set my self up as some sort of moral beacon, but I have always avoided drunk sex. I have no interest in "gosh I was so drunk last night, I can't remember a thing." situations. Alcohol other than a few drinks "after work" was not part of the scenario.

It is a pity that he turned out this way. I guess he fell into a crowd with which he was comfortable and with whom he could make money. Oh well.

R98 you should write a novel, you're good at writing fiction.

Unless you're Paul Rudd, R101, that post meants nada. I'm not R98, but he's not claiming Paul had gay sex. R100 on the other hand is making very specific claims, but I can't say he's lying either.

But it's great that from your basement you know what's fake and what's real. Who knew Trump posted here?

R102, I am not lying, but it was nearly 20 years go. People change in 20 years. As I wrote up-thread the guy I met a few years ago was not the guy I knew in 1998.

r102, it may not have seemed like it but I didn't say you were lying. I was defending you against the "that's fiction" troll at r101.

Sorry I meant to clarify that for R103. Didn't mean to suggest you were lying.

R101 is an idiot.

I feel sorry for people who can't tell when something has the ring of truth to it. There's nothing at R98 that screams "fiction!"

Or maybe R101 works in PR...

Paul eats ass like a dog eats its dinner - fast, slobbery, and with abandon! He's got a big long Jew cock and plowed me bareback the first time we met, which was on the beach in Sagaponack. He was staying with a gay Hollywood VIP and did NOT want to take me there so we went to my place. The next time we fucked, there was a lot of beer and pot involved and we were 69ing with poppers. I slurped his hole for a long time and it was NOT clean but nevertheless quite sweet and musky tasting. I have a beer can cock and fed him poppers and fucked his pooper but I wore a condom because I knew it was going to be shitty and it was.

[quote] God this thread is boring

R107, real life often is.

You better believe I'd snack on that Kosher dinner frank, given the chance!

I'd let him shove his cut dick up my hole.

15 years ago? Didn’t clueless come out over 20 years ago?